Texans vs Dem Boyz tonight
>>145735545Fuck anime
>>145735545My Rammies :)
Where does Belichick end up, Cincinnati or Jacksonville?
>>145735545My Steelers :)
first for loat
>>145735556Nowhere. Nobody wants his old ass.
Make it /nfl/ related
>>145735556Dallas
Fuck the Steelers. Fuck the Bills.We're still #1 in the AFC
>>145735556Mike Brown would never fire a head coach under contract
San Francisco Chorgers.
>>145735559I'm man enough to admit I was wrong about this.
>>145735563>ShanahanMcVayCoachingStaff
If the Cowboys fan who served on a jury with me today is here, Dem Boyz SUCK and will get BTFO by Stroud (who is washed)
>>145735624I am. You smell and need to take more showers, fatty.
>>145735624>jury dutyI remember when I went to the courthouse for jury duty and when the judge walked past me in the hallway, I blurted out, "JUDGE THIS BUSSY." I didn't get picked.
>Eagles fans hyping up their team in November only to be spamming cuckold porn in the WC round in January
>the steelers will go one and done in the playo-APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Mike Tomlin post game interview
>>145735647Big if true
>Steelers implode against the Browns and Bengals>Bills implode against the 49ers and LionsChiefs lock up the 1 seed and rest their starters.
Who will they ruin next?
>>145735656There it goes again
>>145735661>Steelers [Headcanon]>Bills [Headcanon]>Chiefs [Headcanon]Don't post ever again
what emotion is he trying to convey here?
Steelers-Ravens
I just drank a beer. I’m so fucking hardcore.
>>145735690
well /nfl/?
Get in
>bungles
>Chiefs lost their win streak due to the league making them play in the Bills stadium that was near Taylor's tour event instead of Arrowhead>She didn't attend the game>Was the pussy worth it Kelce?
what?do they not understand they can still use the alt cast?
>>145735704>butthis is an added incentive
>>145735704Nah it’s not worth it to extinguish a quality organization that’s been in the nfl since the 20s or something over some gay flash in the pan ref ball “dynasty”
>>145735563we would do this in the military but with uncrustables
To all my Rams homies, where do Cooper Kupp and Puka Nacua usually line up?
>>145735684He's probably wondering how they got so shitty over the course of single season
>>145735701Although there is some beers that taste better than others most people who get into alcohol drink it either for the buzz or to get drunk.
>>145735704Do it!
>>145735563Fumble at the line of scrimmage
>>145735724you're so gay and jelly
>>145735563I genuinely fucking hate Macaques and Ive never even been to Asia.
is sprite the black soda?
>>145735624Are you sure it wasn't their kicker?
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California and my wife!
>>145735759Beer's an acquired tasteYou start to like it over timeYou'll start to like the taste of anything if you consume it regularly enough. Insert a joke here about the taste of cocks or something.
>there are now 5 teams with worse records than the panthershow the fuck did this happen
Brady has the best TD/Int ratio in a season with 28/2, while Herbert is currently at 13/1. If he breaks Brady’s record, he will be MVP
>>145735785sprite > 7up
>Failcunts lost to the Saints and then Sean Payton in back to back weeks
please tell me none of you are going to watch the slurper they have tonight
Reminder to immediately stop watching any sports analysts who mention Goff being back in the MVP conversation. They are purely engagement baiters and do not know ball.
>>145735835No. I probably wont even check in on it.
>>145735835might be a so bad it's good type of game
My team lost yet I'm still happy.
>>145735706yo that's NUTS
>>145735835I'm watching this Jake Paul documentary on netflix
>>145735855crazy thing is that she is probbly considered ugly by her tribe lmao
>>145735835I would but I have to pickup family from the airport
>3 INTs >1 FF off a TFL>1 NFL record pick six (103 yrds)Shh let em sleep we creeping
>>145735818https://www.footballdb.com/leaders/career-passing-tdintratioTD:INT ratio is a fraudulent stat. Would rather my QB turn the ball over than stat pad like Rodgers
can someone tell me WHY mahomes threw an int when his team was down two scores?
Well?
LOL
>>145735868wtf is she sitting on. Looks like a deer/lion skin.
I still love you Caleb Williams God Bless my Chicago Bears
>>145735793for me it's the Detroit potato.
>>14573583590 day fiance tell all is on tonight
>>145735890kickers are good until theyre not
>>145735884Oh, he has to win games too
>>145735892This will be good publicity for Jerry and the Cowboys!
>>145735754Puka usually lines up outside and Kupp in the slot.
>>145735835I want to laugh at the Cowboys so obviously I'll be there
>>145735868Tiny Butt is shunned by her tribe, forced to eat mud for their amusement. She dreams of moving to Ireland.
>>145735835i've already watched the cowboys lose enough this season. they're in the "i don't care about these shit teams" part of my mind now
>>145735944>She dreams of moving to Ireland.Good, she'll fit right in.
>>145735563These riot videos go hard.
>>145735545Dem boyz are cooked, also>shit teams
Do people hate the Steelers? I've been watching a lot of Steelers games just because of Fantasy and they seem pretty cool. I don't know what the consensus is in the league though.
>>145735892Time to get taxpayers to pay for a new stadium.
>>145735563>Bills fans celebrating after winning their superbowl.webm
>>145735987I don't like any of the national fanbase evergreen franchises
>>145735940It's almost sad to laugh at the Cowboys at this point at least for this seasonIf Dookie was still in shitting it up with HERE WE GOOO it would be different
it's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilfXa9aaoJc
>>145735759I love the taste of a cold PBR.
>>145735890maybe it the kickers didnt spend most of the day playing cards and dominos and more time practicing kicking this year wouldn't been one of the worse in league history
>>145735987I'm not a fan but they have huge appeal and significant history. I say this as an AFC North cohabitant. I could only dream of a winning culture like the Stillers.>t. Bengals poverty associate
>>145735987People are still butthurt about their 70s dynasty.
>jerry world is collapsingLOL
>>145736013PBR is one of the shittest tasting cheap beers that's not Natty Ice
>>145736016you 19/26 how does he still have a job
>>145736016what the fuck tucker
If Texans win 70-3 will Jerry Jones die?
>>145736037Do you put catsup on your hotdogs?
>>145735567Jerry wants a yes man, not a control freak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilfXa9aaoJc
what team is she a fan of?
I forgot that Dak is on IR, who are the Cowshits starting tonight?
>>145736094Pooper Flush
>>145736067ketchup and mustard if it's available
>>145736088Jets
Don’t believe Temujin’s lies.
Why is it always the black commentators that wear the goofy looking blazers?
Caleb is good, actually
>>145736088
>>145735835Is it a Manningcast?
>>145736136
these DISGUSTING touchdown celebrations need to stop. there’s literally a fascist in the white house, this is life or death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg0mNYO1wjg
>>145735987I never pay attention to the Steelers but there's a vocal Steelers fan who hates my chiefs on /nfl/ so now I don't like them.
>>145735892What is wrong with every NFCE owner/stadium not based in Philadelphia?
>>145735793>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYUUUP
>>145736078>>145736012do you work for the show?
>>145735563Chief fans after Mahomes takes a shit
Which team lost and is now spamming off topic webms?
>>145736163there's literally nothing wrong with metlife stadium
Fun FactKingpin (5.0) has double the number of sacks of the remaining Top 5 rookie DTs drafted in 2024, combined. Murphy (0.5)Sweat (0.0)Newton (1.0)Jenkins (1.0)
>>145736159No thank you Tomothy.
>>145736078post the pic of Lamar and Nick nose
Has no business owning a football team from a spirit of competition perspective.
>>145735892Should've gotten hit by it, sue Jerruh for millions
>>145736169Producer
Why is Justin Tucker shit now?
>>145736160Chiefsfags all week were going hurr durr the Ravens will win there's no way my team's best win of the year was against a fraudFuck you
>>145736088Queens
lel
>>145736208I was he would cuck the old Jewish owners but he's a bit of a jobber himself.
>>145736208I will own the football team sar
>>145736197
>>145736181>*tears my achilles in you're path*heh, nothing personal
>>145736187>Snead and McVay rebuilt this team in a cave! >With a bunch of scraps!
>>145736240Big noses are based. You ever heard of the Roman empire? I've been told it makes me look sophisticated.
>>145736163>Pay 300 dollars for tickets>literally get shit on
>>145736240nick nose is actually bigger and that monkey looks like his brother
>>145735660Show your bussy
>>145735892>>145736216>>145736232>Bolt the metal down? Well tickle my pickle why don't we just tear the whole damn roof off!
>>145736266Temujin is a biological woman from California
>>145736159
>>145736257hahahahahaha ty for the giggle fren sophisticated hahaha
>>145736163Now there's a snake living in the away team's locker roomNot sure if based or not
>>145736272Suuuuuureeee
>>145735684is this the kicker
>Lameme
>>145736277Your nose is probably flat and wide like a monkey's. Don't ever laugh at my evolved nose again.
>>145736187The Kingpin
>>145735705>I drive
>>145736279She is.
Redpill me on Mahomes. Is he load managing? Why does he suck this year?
>>145735821oh my oh my her tits are lovely and perky at the same time
>Jalen Hurts>Patrick Mahomes>Jared Goof>Brock Purdy
>>145736288nose nose nothing about noses...stop breathing through your huge nose
Is DeVito's fedora wearing agent he biggest faggot in the universe?
>>145736320nah is mom is for still washing his clothing and making his bed
>>145735667Daniel Jones
>>145736221Father time
>>145735724>over some gay flash in the pan ref ball “dynasty”>flashFlash implies something that doesn't last long. They've dominated the league for 7 seasons and have done it in a way we've never seen before. Best win rate, never missed the playoffs like the Patriots, been to 4 of the last 5 owls, and have hosted the AFC a record 5 times in row. Flash does not describe them.
>>145736294No proof
>>145736296Muh injuries!**to shit players that don't move the needle anyways
>>145736325>Live in New York City>Make a million dollars a year>Still can't afford to move out of mom's house
>>145736163Isn’t there raccoons living in the stadium or something that they literally refuse to do anything about?
>>145736370Italian sons are one step removed from being married to their moms
Broncos fans never recovered from this.
>>145735892sometimes roofs just fall onto people it's not really a big deal
>>145736306Saquon should obviously replace Hurts if this was really MVP instead of just the QB award.
>>145735720>do they not understand they can still use the alt cast?they are literally telling you they can't retard
>>145736410My balls hurt now.
>>14573637735 years of age is average for them to get married and move out the house
>>145735877>1 NFL record pick six (103 yrds)Ed Reed has 2 longer than that
>>145736410>imagine allowing something that is like 1/8th your strength castrate and murder you.Reminded me of the Ravens vs Steelers game last night
>>145736431Dude, he just works there. Do you think he puts HRT in the chicken or something?
Fucking idiots sprinting into the stadium
>>145736446holy based
>>145736446
>>145736354funny how people list the RB as a bad thing when they literally called hunt off the couch and he is doing pretty well for being washed up. always getting like 3-4 yards a run. reid has that team running so well, they can call just about anybody and get decent output from them.
>>145736446>Be Bills fan>Buy penis shaped objectschecks out
>>145736471Absolutely terrifying
>We are now at the point where every rookie is being compared to Quinyon Mitchell
My steelies gonna fraud their way to the super bowl (:
>>145736471
>>145736446Those Bills tailgates seem like a hoot
>>145736485That’s weird since he isn’t even the best rookie corner in his own team.
Broncos created the blueprint to beating the Chiefs and handed it to the Bills. The trick is going for it on 4th down and draining away the clock so that Mahomes can't do a game winning drive. Chiefs have become a victim of their own success, every team will go for it on 4th downs late in games instead of kicking a FG in the playoffs.
Caleb said on the press conference that he called Lincoln Riley basically asking advice and for comfort.Eberflus is so bad he has his players calling other coaches for reassurance
>>145735892Beaner craftsmanship at it's finest!
>>145736446>>145736492>Celebrating their superbowl
>>145735892Is Jerry gonna hit the self destruct button when dem boyz get dunked on for 60 or some shit?
>>145736520Actually that would be this
>>145736533Nah he’ll just strangle a hooker to blow off steam and move on with his life
What’s the most kino football field in all of the US?
I will NOT be watching tonight's game.
>>145736537>other NFC East logos in the toilettop laugh
>>145736208
>>145736387I've been to Denver. The woman situation is VERY disappointing there.
>>145736296>>145736354>WR1 Brown out for regular season>WR2 Rice out for the season>WR JuJu out for hamstring injury>WR Skyy out for being a bust injury>RB1 Pacheco for leg injury>RB2 Clyde out due to mental issues>TE Jared out for the season>K Butker out for 4-5 games>WR Hopkins is 32 and does not know the playbook>WR Worthy is a rookie that weighs less than the average USA femaleNot only are the starters all injured but none of them would qualify as starters on the 49ers or Eagles even if they were healthy. Pretty crazy they were 9-0 given this situation.
>>145736537I still wonder why the TV is behind the toilet
>>145736492those videos of people body-slamming cheap folding tables is some funny shit
Why does some random jeet own the jags? Will he move them to London?
>>145736457Rice and Pacheco are the only actually notable players they're missing and they're both fringe pro-bowlers at their very best if even.Who the fuck makes Hollywood Brown their WR1? How many teams that dude been on, like 10? Don't even get me started on trading up to draft a gadget WR in the 1st round.I think it's pretty apparent their GM simply struggles with building an offense.
>>145736553How so? Can't be worse than southeast USA where it's rare to see a non-obese girl.
>>145736561for piss breaks during the game instead of morning shits
Has any team ever gotten rinsed as bad as Danny Dipshit rinsing the Giants?
>>145736556See >>145736570
>>145736571I saw more pretty girls in one afternoon in DC than I did an entire week in Denver. I googled it wondering if it was my imagination and apparently it's nicknamed Menver because the ratio is so lopsided. The obesity situation wasn't horrible though but Colorado has a rep for being more in shape than most states.
>>145736584The Browns would like a word with you.
Bring in the Passtronaut
9 days to the most memorable Thanksgiving of your lifetime
The Eagles are still running too much ISO ball in the passing game. A lot of the plays where Jalen holds on to the ball doesn't throw it to anybody and just runs for a couple yards or takes a short sack or on iso plays where aj or Devonta don't get open
>>145736571Chicks in Denver are dirty hippiesIt's not nearly as awful as Boulder thoBest time to hookup in the Denver/Boulder area is during the summer where's there's a bunch of tourists that aren't from Colorado
How’s the bussy in Denver?
>>145736088This is your average packers fan.
>>145736596it's ogre
>>145736570>I think it's pretty apparent their GM simply struggles with building an offense.Their only elite recievers was Tyreek and Kelce who were there before Veach was GM. He's shit at drafting WR yet traded away a historically great WR in Tyreek. One of these days my fellow Chiefs fans will admit that was a mistake. All he got was some overrated defensive players which are a dime a dozen in the league.>>145736457Hunt makes you wonder if Pachecho is good or if he's just a system baby. Hunt was washed and out of the league yet it putting up similar stats to Pachecho .>>145736537>>145736561>toilet is next to the bathtub so that you can put water on the toilet paper to wipe better.Will never understand dry wiping, there's no way you get clean from that. Toilet paper needs some water on it. Imagine if a bird shit on your hands, would you just wipe it off with a dry cloth and call it a day. Hell no, you would wash it off with water.
>>145736623The women are basically menTheir skin gets all leathery and shit from living at the high elevation
>>145736529you are so mad
>>145736567He's paki. I know, tomayto tamahto
>>145736631Grim.
>>145736597>9 more daysI cannot wait. Bears vs Lions could be interesting for a quarter or two, Cowboys game sucks and I won't be watching, Packers vs Dolphins can be good.
why were pads so comically large back in the day?i mean seriously look at how ridiculous this looks….boomers call this the “toughest generation of football” but theyre basically in EOD suits out there.
eagles - lions Superbowl CONFIRMED
>>145736614This being said, I think the Eagles passing game is going to open up really soon. Defenses are starting to stack the box to stop saquon, so really the only logical counter is to start throwing short passes.
>>145736671it's kino, they look like gladiators
>>145736680Uhh, jerrysisters???
>>145736671Back then the pads are more about protection, so they were bigger. But players started wearing smaller pads so they can be faster, which is why the big boy pads disappeared.
>>145736680WE DEM
>>145736671Higher T levels
>>145736671boomers dont realize how big the pads are, they thought these guys were actually that gigantic
>lions have scored a rushing td in 24 straight gamesSonic and Knuckles indeed bros
>>145736570Tyreek lives rent free in Veach's head. He keeps trying to draft speedy manlets to replicate Tyreek, not realizing Tyreek was more than just track speed. Veach drafted Mecole Hardman instead of DK Metcalf. Worthy is looking like a bust so far and would have been better as a 4th round pick. Veach's only good WR is Rashee Rice and he's out for 2024 and will be suspended for 6-8 games in 2025.
>>145736671fucking kino
>>145736680>Weeks 1-4 don't count
is he right?
The AFC will come down to the Ravens, Chiefs and Bills who are like a rock, paper scissors situation. Chiefs beat the Ravens who beat the Bills who beat the Chiefs. Chargers and Texans are potential wild factors in the picture.
>>145736623>How’s the bussy in Denver?there are no hot traps in denver and all of the women are uggo beaners
Nfl tiers without garbage time stat padding
>>145736714Emotionally drain this bussy
>>145736705Only reason the Chiefs even got Reek was because he strangled his pregnant girlfriend and dropped down to like the 6th round when he was a 1st round WR
>>145736716>Bills who beat the Chiefsremind the class how many times the bills have beaten the chiefs in the playoffs
>>145736732Yeah so?
>>145736716How are you still sleeping on the Steelers after they beat the Ravens?
>>145736736In fair games or in ref ball games?
>>145736740Good point. I just forgot about them.
Does someone have the groyper cowboys meme saved?
>>145736727>Lions still goodWell how about that
>>145736739Veach got a Superbowl and like 7 draft picks out of 6th round ReekPlus now he's playing like dogshit anyway kek, Chiefs won that trade 1000%
>>145736446Based
Watching two shit teams? Heh. I'd rather be thinkin about those KANGZ...
>>145736716>The AFC will come down to the Ravens, Chiefs and Bills who are like a rock, paper scissors situation. Chiefs beat the Ravens who beat the Bills who beat the Chiefs. Chargers and Texans are potential wild factors in the picture.Chiefs still have a 1 game lead in the AFC and the easiest schedule. Bills have to play the Lions, Rams, and 49ers. Steelers have to play the Bengals twice, Eagles, and Ravens again. The Chiefs kicked the Bills ass 3 times in a row in the playoffs and there's no proof it'll be any different this season. Bills best chance is hoping the Steelers or Broncos could off the Chiefs.
>>145736780Rams are up there for the biggest "Any Given Sunday" team. Some weeks they'll show up and play like dogshit. The next week they look like the greatest show on turf. Won't make the playoffs, but could derail anyone left on their schedule. The only out of division contenders they play still are the Eagles and the Bills though.
>Texans-CowgirlsWho thought this was a good idea for MNF?
>>145736769Veach lost the trade because their offense has become shit. It's very easy to find talanted defensive players, but the generationally gifted WR1s like Tyreek are rare. The biggest issue was all the misses from Veach tyring to replicate Tyreek. He picked Mecole and Worthy because they were speedy manlets. He even added a washed MVS and Hollywood just because they are fast.
>>145736306It still amazes me how people can still put Mahomes anywhere near MVP when he's playing at the same level as Sam Darnold.
>Zappe dropped, scooped up by KC>Juju dropped, scooped up by KC>Tyquan dropped, scooped up by KCWtf are the Choofs doing? Do they think the Patriots are cutting good players?
I think Jalen Hurts actually deserves more credit than he's routinely given. He had a bottom 2 defense, and dumb offensive scheme with no hot reads, and carried them to 11 wins last year. They were 11-1 at one point with wins over the Chiefs and Bills. That was before Matt Patricia came in and made an already bad defense even worse, leading to blown leads and entire games where the other team wouldn't even punt once.This year in his first season with Kellen Moore's system, he's led the Eagles to an 8-2 record, and we all know what happened to 2022, when they were 14-1 with him at the helm. Why does everyone treat him like a bum when he keeps winning?
>>145736815Is Sam Darnold the top seed in the AFC despite having half his offense injured? Was Darnold on a 15 game win streak and a back to back superbowl champion? Does Sam Darnold have the best stats of all time? Most TDs per game, yards per game, and 2nd best TD:INT ratio of all time?
Reminder that Temujin is a latina Raiders fan living in California and my wife!
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>>145736839She is not your wife, do not engage in sexually suggestive behavior with trips unless you're willing to get sexually suggestive with all of us.
>>145736837Absolutely none of that matters for the MVP when you're leading the league in INTs thrown
>>145736824Don't know WTF Veach is doing on offense. Guy is the biggest fraud in the league. He didn't even draft Mahomes, the previous GM did. He's technically the scout who found Mahomes but his boss was the GM who made him a scout to find Mahomes so his boss technically deserves the credit for it.
>>145736850One player has a reputation of greatness thus the betters think he can turn it around, the other is Sam Darnold.
>>145736837>Is Sam Darnold the top seed in the AFC despite having half his offense injuredBurrow is playing infinitely better with an even worse offense so Mahomey has no excuse.
>>145736800It's actually a kino game if poo peescott isn't heemed.
>>145736867No team is dealing with all these injuries >>145736556Burrow is one of the rare QBs who has had two elite WR1s for most of his career. Chase is a top 3 WR. Higgins would be the best WR on the Chiefs
>>145736896>Higgins would be the best WR on the Chiefsuntil mahomes takes out his knee
>>145736845I don’t date jannies.
when are they going to start flexing mnf games
>>145736845Someone's jellyMaybe try being a cute latina with fat tits like his wife Temujin next time retard
>>145736845I like bradysknee despite him being a Patriots fan but I don't like that annoying Raiders faggot.
>>145736922no flex zone
If Tom Brady owns a team why is he allowed to be a commentator
>>145736545The Big House [spoiler]before the renovations 15 years ago[/spoiler]
>>145736896Higgins is total ass. MVS is ten times better and Chiefs couldn't make him a star. He's an old man single handedly carrying the Saints passing game right now
>>145736950Iunno why not?
>>145736545>punter shanks it hard>ends up in the ocean
>>145736932Please be nice to Temujin!
>>145736950Raiders are hardly considering a teamThey're basement bitch of the AFCWWill be hilarious if every AFCW team goes to the playoffs except them kek
To think not long ago this stadium was hosting one of the worst sports events in modern history
>>145736146It always amazes me how close they get to snapping the ball into the motion man without ever doing it.
When are the Chargers gonna Charger and utterly collapse?
>>145736954>MVSThe Bills didn't have any noter worthy WRs yet they released MVS. On the Chiefs he was making 10M yet only had 600 and 300 yards. Playoff MVS is real though.
Dak needs crutches?
>cock nowalk
>living in DenverI may be a Broncos fan but this state sucks
>dude cantwalk
>>145737002Players are speculating he quit on the team. Hamstrings only take 2 weeks to heal for some players.
https://x.com/JeffKolbFOX4/status/1858638078094856329lol
>>145735545The Steelers could never move to Miami, so it's not really a franchise.
Allass Bussyboys
Do players actually get hyped by these lame team speeches?
>you will never get a birthday text from jim harbaugh
>>145737014Are drugs still legal in denver?
>>145737023>every injury is the samedumbass
chiefs are still the very best in the nfl and thats disgusting if you really think about it...cmon rest of football catch up
>>145736928Life is suffering.
>>145737032Really a chant of grunts and chest pounding would probably be betterGet that animalistic instinct flowing
>>145736725But then why do Bronco fans here like to larp as a white aryans when it hasn’t been the case irl?
>>145737023I thought I heard his muscle became totally detached from the boneShit sounds like it would take way longer than 2 weeks to heal
>>145737048is this a shoop
>>145737046Chiefs lost lol
Texans @ Cowboys MNF Gamethread>>145736697>>145736697>>145736697
>>145736988Soon. They can’t escape their fate. The bungling was just stronger.
>>145736950Who cares tbqh? I wish Jerruh had been a commentator during the Romo years so I could hear the regular intervals of hope and disappointment.
>>145737038Mushrooms are legal here now. You can literally buy Psilocybin gummies at the gas station
>>145737064exactly they lost but are still the very best of the nfl
>>145737062No. I hope when she's President all the teams visit her White House after the owl. This year's owl team will have a fun decision to make lol
>>145737079No.
>>145737048I gave up on news after what happened and created scripts to block all recommendations on google and youtube. Ignorance is bliss, I recommend you do the same. Will try to go 10 years without watching news. Not sure what I'll do when the NFL season ends.
>>145737074drugs are not good unless prescript by a doctor
>>145737067did he died?
>>145737048>>145737081AOC milkers
>>145737081>>145737087everyone know it take two losses to dethrone a champ thats the rule I didnt make it up it been this way for years
Niners are ded
>>145737081>No. I hope when she's President all the teams visit her White House after the owl. This year's owl team will have a fun decision to make lolI no longer follow this shit but please don't. That's the equivlant of drafting Daniel Jones as your QB. Put in someone who can win, like Jon Stewart.
>>145737112im not impress with the first pic yeah they look huge but im not into saggy tits perky or gfto
>>145737120
why this tnf panel look like batman villain rejects? gay cowboy, bald white guy, black kingpin and gay black two face guy with 2 suits on?
When did you guys realize that Purdy was carrying the niners?
>>145737130until the Bills can win a playoff game against the chiefs who cares
>>145737120Can someone explain what happened to them? Why are they playing like ass? Isn't everyone healthy?
>>145737141>whenWe were supposed to?
>>145737146True
>>145737112I wonder if she's happy the Giants finally ditched Dimes for Jay Cutlet.
>>145737147Shannahan is a fucking retard
>>145737134>entire family joins inWholesome
>>145736932^ Bradysknee samefagging
>>145737147Super Bowl bridesmaid curse
>>145737153
shit teams
>>145737166Shanahan would rape you
>>145737120The cap situation isn't actually as bad as people are making it out to be with Purdy's contract in mind, Hufanga, Ward, and Hargrave are gone which is fine, none of them have been performing or are perma injured. If Greenlaw comes back underperforming he'll be cut too, and I hope Deebo gets cut but that feels unlikely with how he's bff with shanny. Bigger issue is that the playcalling is just ridiculously stale, something needs to be done because jetsweeps and fullback screens on 3rd and long aren't it.
>>145737128Past like 30 almost every woman has saggers unless they have nonexistent mosquito bites
>>145737183Shartahan would choke halfway through it
>>145737186This reminds me of how based Reddit is due to it having countless porn subreddits and users
>>145737186>incels on /pol/ gauging women's bodies
>>145737186thats why A cups and B cups are the superior cups
>>145737203Stfu masshole janny
>>145737081>>145737048I would seize the means of her milk production if you know what I mean.
>>145737203I like what I love and you cant tell me otherwise
>>145737203>on /pol/
>I suffer in Cincy
>>145737185Purdy is going to make a light 65M. Mike Florio said it so it must be true.
>>145737147stale playcallingmost of the big contract players are low effort as fuck, trent, purdy, jennings, kittle, CMC, bosa, and warner are playing to win, everyone else looks checked out.injuries and horrible injury management, cmc is going to be knocked out again with how shanny is insistent on giving him 50 touches a game when Mason and Gurrendo showed themselves to be very competent backups.
>>1457372164chan was an anime website once... now we're different shades of /pol/.
>>145737223Purdy is taking $200m over 4 years
>>145737223grim
>>145737203outed by mixing up which board you're on kek
>>145737164Legit qt
>>145737223dak was the last at 60 million so its possible for purdy to ask and get 60.5 or 61 per year
>>145737243He’s a janny
>>145737218Will the Bengals overpay him next contract or will he get to go elsewhere like Stafford?
At least I poast on topic
Is the dolphins popping champagne based or cringe?On one hand its a bunch of old fuckers who played way fewer games in a season wishing failure on the current generationOn the other hand lol at the chiefs thought they would go 20-0
i think the lions are the least fraudulent team in the league right now
>>145737237different shades of /b/.../pol/ is the baby of /x/ and /b/ and /b/ started it all
>>145737266No you are!
>>145737273nah thats you
>>145737257That’s a long time away
>>145737237We're so fucked dude. Time to consider moving to Canada?
>>145737273he is right and you know it...beating up on weak team is not a sign of a great team
>>145737280lmao dem boyz are ass
>>145737239>>145737245I said Mike Florio yet you guys took it seriously. I thought /nfl/ was aware he's the biggest fan fiction writer in sports.
>>145737283Great teams are supposed to beat up bad teams
>>145737290But circumstances can change
>>145737297a broken analog clock is right twice a day
>>145737238>50M a yearLOL keep dreaming. The QB market keeps getting reset each year. There's no way he's going to take less than what QBs were making in 2023.
>>145737312running up the score always comes back to bite you in the ass...stop it
Anal log this bussy
Who's getting the first trillion dollar contract?
>>145737334kek
>>145737323Salaries have gotten wild, it's a good time to be a QB.
>>145737334I have a tiny pp you wont feel a thing now bend over
holiday sneed
>>145737346It's great because all these retarded teams like the Giants are getting butt fucked for paying shitheads like Danny Dogshit way too much money lol
>>1457373234th year is a void year.
>>145737064>>145737087>exactly they lost but are still the very best of the nflA regular season loss does not mean shit. Bills have beaten the Chiefs 4 times in the playoffs yet lost 3 times in the playoffs. The best team is whoever wins the ring and the Chiefs are the defending champions.
>>145737360I still can't believe he's making so much fucking money, Danny Dimes lmao
>>145737369>bills have beaten the Chiefs 4 times in the playoffsRetard
FUCK the Dallas Cowboys DESU!!!!!!!!!!
Micah Parson’s teeth are so dark yellow they’re brown
>>145737282Quitting is Jets talk. Plus, when else will you get the opportunity to throw a Molotov cocktail?
Name one QB better than Josh Allen
Real ball knowers know that the real MVP this season is Dexter Lawrence.
Why isn't there a STPOY award like OPOY and DPOY?
>>145737379lmao. based boomer.
>>145736446>not cutting a hole to make it actually go inWeak effort
where is the Monday MNF football thread
>160 million contractUltimate proof you can fail your way to the top.
>>145737398That's hard, to name just one.
>>145737398Ryback
>>145737420Check the catalog idiot
>>145737376It's a typo and everyone knew what I meant. Not sure how you guys see the tiny font on 4chan. Can barely read what I'm writing half the time.
>>145737398Can't, he got that dawg in im
>>145736556>chefs fans were ready to crown Worthy as the next GOAT before the season started>now including him on the cope listkek
>>145737398Can’t be done
>>145737422I fail all the timeWhere's my millions?
>>145737379Kermit NO!
This intro song is too much man lmao
>>145737398Patrick Edward Thomas Mahommes.
would she be your starting WR?
>>145737448>typoA typo is an accident, you intentionally typed the wrong set of words.
>>145737461sent ;)
Assassinate this bussy
>>145737379The old fuck will be drunk crying when the Chiefs btfo of the Razors again in the offs kek
>>145737473>unshaved pitsdisgusting and performance reducing
>>145737461Did you redeem them?
>>145736727>8-92I wouldn't go that far with it, 2 or 4 is enough.
>>145737451Don't think any Chiefs fan considers him bad, he's just a bust by 1st round standards and would be a great 3rd rounder. I knew there would be growing pains, some of my follow Chiefs fans were delusional about him.
>>145737522RIP in peace
>>145736833A lot of people disrespect him because he's not a statfag's player. He's more interested in winning games than padding his MVP resume. He does what he needs to to get the job done.
>>145737120They're one game out with 7 games left, it's far from over.
>>145737451This was my pre-season prediction about the Chiefs. Looks pretty damn accurate considering the fact that my Chiefs went 9-0 with half the offense injured. Would have looked like the 2007 Patriots.
And the crowd erupts with applause as the Texans score a TD at AT&T Stadium
>>145737231Warner has been papering over a shitty defense for a bit now but he can't do it alone now.
>>145737489>hey, it seems the Rasm only have an offense when Nacua and Cooper are catching, should be change the sceme?>Mayo: no.
I do not understand how the Cowboys are the most valuable franchise in the leagueAwful team and the stadium is literally falling apart
>>145736169The mahomo cock slurping poster is clearly nick kike
>>145737713Cause they had good teams in the 70s and 90s
>>145737231>trent, purdy, jennings, kittle, CMC, bosa, and warnerWhat an embarrassment of riches this team has. It's like a guy with a harem of super models complaining about one of his 9/10 looking supermodel not giving him good blowjobs.
>>145737742The early 90s
>>145737665Yeah, next draft will be really important with the players that are (most likely) going to be cut on defense. I'm not really going to miss any of them, but rookies are naturally going to be a crapshoot. 2024's class has been very solid (and imo better performing than a lot of overpayed vets) so if the FO hits on picks again the team should be fine roster wise
Kek fuck Bombston Trump is ypur president bradysanus
>>145737713next you'll say you don't understand how the giants and jets keep getting primetime slots
>>145737757a couple of aged vets can only do so much when the rest of defense is jacking off in the corner or the offense is being run so predictably you can call exactly what shanahan will do before they even get on the field. There's a bunch of teams with worse rosters (on paper) that play with infinitely more cohesion and heart than the niners are right now.
>>145737264it's very cringe
Mike Mccarthy looks so pissed lol
well?
Dave Gettleman did a better job as GM than Joe Schoen has and I'm tired of pretending he didn't.
>>145737808
>>145737894kek fuck no
>>145737713Dallas is going to win this game. It's rigged.
>>145737757Dem Boys are a textbook example of a talented roster shitting out garbage results
>>145737911>911Pull it.
>>145737894the racist media will never turn against a white man like Mahomes
>>145737861No, I don't.
>>145737924so they're just like your mom birthing you huh?
>>145737757I unironically think the last Super Bowl broke them mentally.
>>145737931we uh, made the decision to pull the building
>>145737966Count the All-Pro selections and feel the shame
>>145737894Broncos should have been acknowledged for spiritually exposing the Chiefs
>>145737398>>145737449>>145737458Fun fact. Allen has played for 7 seasons yet has never won league MVP, Superbowl MVP, threw for 5k+ yards, lead the league in TDs/yards, and has never thrown for 40+ TDs. Mahomes accomplished all those in 2022. This isn't a Peyton-Brady rivalry the media wants you to believe. Mahomes has the stats of Peyton and the rings of Brady. Kinda one sided desu.
>>145738086Why are you so mad a black concussed retard like allen won a football game?
>>145738086What's with you and constantly obsessing about Tom Brady, that you have to bring him up in a discussion about Josh Allen? Will you ever get Brady's dick out of your mouth? Or are you too addicted
>>145738127He really likes gay men like mahomes and brady. be kind.
pic related on thanksgiving might be the worst game ever
>>145738209you say worstI say funniest
>>145738110He's not a fan of affirmative action
>>145738209It'll be nothing short of a disasterpiece. An instant classic for all the wrong reasons.
>>145738231Ok I can understand that.
Bail hearing was today for the people that shot Broncos WR Josh Reynolds (10 TDs with Lions before DEN signed him over offseason)prosecutors said the suspect had followed Reynolds and two other men into a strip club and followed them out before firing shots into their SUV.“This was a violent, vicious attack on the citizens of Denver County,” the prosecutor said in asking the Judge to maintain Luis Mendoza's bail at $300,000 cash. “This was a coordinated, organized assault on three victims, largely with Mr. Mendoza being the one coordinating this attack."At least 30 rounds were fired into the vehicle carrying Reynolds and his companions, the prosecutor said.Reynolds and the two other men ran before calling 911.Reynolds was shot in the left arm and the back of the head, and another man was shot in the back, court records said. A third victim was wounded by shattered glass, and all three of them were scraped from climbing over a fence, court records said
>>145737902Cared enough to reply
>>145737506Imagine there's no raiders fans...
>>145738127>Will you ever get Brady's dick out of your mouth?I didn't say anything bad about Tom in there. Tom is the GOAT. Mahomes just had a better start. >>145738110>Why are you so madI don't think it's possible to be mad at a team you beat in the playoffs. You'll understand one day.
>>145738250He just wants the broncos to draft better please understand.
>>145738209Bears Lions had 3 combined wins like 3 years ago
>>145736840They're all raider/chargers chicanos tho.
>>145738274>you beatkek get a load of this retard
I completely forgot the Texans were in the AFC. Same goes for the Steelers. Irrelevant franchises are irrelevant.
>>145738336You're not going to gaslight me with that, I'm not a kid like the rest of these zoomers.
>>145736840based Christian charity poster
>>145738369Nice try underage, you never even played high school footbawl.
>>145738086Mahomes is awesome for a mortal. But he's no Superman. Josh Allen would be like combining the best of Mahomes and Kelce into the body of Superman the. Put him on some shitty team out in Siberia
>>145738341Texans I get but how the fuck do you not remember the Steelers are in the AFC? They were in the playoffs almost every season under Big Rape
>>145738395Black people can't be immortal.
>>145738406They've been so quiet as of late. I assumed they would be shit again since Wilson was washed, but I guess I got to take them seriously now.
It's fitting that a ran-through Taylor got a washed Travis
>>145738255You running stable diffusion on your own machine?
>>145737134>wife pops out and immediately attacks the TV how do you find somebody like this? i know its fake and gay, but seriously, how can you find a woman like that?
>>145738395He's 6'5 and 240lbs, I don't respect him when he relies on brute force. He's not going to be able to rely on it once he gets into his mid 30s, not to mention all the injuries and brain damage he's getting.
>>1457375332 is definitely too little because that's when you get into "insane luck required" territory.6-8 is thr sweet spot of the game being over but technically if you squint hard enough there's a path for the other team if team A totally collapses
>>145737473That's my wife
>>145738452no im actually still using bing and sometimes editing on my phone with the basic editor. its quick and familiar.
>>145737473my face her pits
>>145738607the black man marches on
>>145737490>>145737506kek
>kang marching through
yeah here we go cowboyz
>>145738690>>145738690>>145738690
>>145736561
>>145737924>Dem Boys>talented rosterPick one
>>145736306>no BoswellShit list
>>145736716> Chargers and Texans are potential wild factors in the picture.>ignoring the Steelers who beat the chargers and the ravens
>>145737183>leads San Fran>is a faggotChecks out
