Please join me in watching my Texies of Houston take on the Cowboys of Dallas (that city up north). "Did you see that ludicrous display last week?" edition. Houston in freefall. Not like this TexiebrosOP still stuck in New York. Sorry for missing last week. Glad I didn't get to watch though. Primetime game means thread will not be comfy. Kickoff in about one bong
>>145736697Hate phoneposting by the way. The fuckin captcha sucks
WEW lads, Dem Boys losing at home to the Texans on MNF
>>145736799Nothing quite brings me the same joy
And as always post what you're sipping on to enjoy this slopfest. Picrel having a yuengling in jersey
My Steelers :)
>>145736901Gonna fraud their way to the owl. Love to see it
About to smoke a fat spliff in preparation for the game
What a shitty game for MNF
>>145736980Based, finna bouta load up a bowl too
>>145736697Hello TexiebrosLets see if we can avoid embarrassing ourselves for the third time in a row. Remember, real Texans fans never truly believe in our team until proven otherwise.
>>145737003Good to see you fren
Someone post the groyper cowboys meme
My elite Eagles already bootyblasted one of these shit ass teams
My rammies would bootyblast both these shit teams!
I can't believe that shitty Mike Tyson fight was at this stadium just a few days ago
Texans fans, have you said your pregame prayer yet? Remember Jesus is a Texans fan
>Jason Kelce dressed as a Cowboy I'm confused
>cooper rushscott
>>145737086My WLWWWWWWWWions did bootyblast both of these shit teams.
Waited 15 minutes to say shit teams and close the thread
>tfw no manning cast
Post your waifu so I can masturbate to her
>>145737255li0-16ns have one good season and somehow outdraw the cowboys for most annoying fanbase
>>145736697FUCK THE COWCŪCKS
>>145737289
Troy's all sauced up before kickoff again
>>145736985salute. I am now properly baked and ready to see the cowgirls lose
bros, rooting for dallas to lose just isn't the same when dak isn't playing
..WOO..WOO..WOO..WOO
I need the cowboys to win. That number one draft pick belongs to >us!
>>145737361The Cowboys could have Jesus at QB and I still would root for them to lose, and I love Jesus.
My bears would lose to both of these teams
>Stadium only half filled for MNFDallASS has fallen so far
dont be surprise if dem boys win this game tonight
>>145736697This is such a shitty game
>>145736697>New York Texans fanHow does it feel to hear "Howsten" over and over every day constantly.
LETS GO COWBOYS BEAT THE TEXANS
>>145737289Is there any solution to horny like this? Just google boobs ffs
Trey lance will start the second half
>>145737407Are you a 13 year old. Just check some of your grandma's old national geographics while your at it
>>145737407professional porn does nothing for me need amateurs' porn
>>145737411Wasn't Cooper Rush pretty good last time Dak was out?
>>145737411YEAH TREY LANCE BEAT THESE FAKE TEXANS
>>145737431One of those editions has topless natives
>>145737431SEARS AND ROBUCK catalog best catalog
It's crazy how my KANGZ are the only team with an epic pre-game tradition like the SKOL chant with the horn. Total lack of SOVL.
>>145737450For me it used to be the Victoria’s Secret website. Miranda Kerr was my lady
IT'S THE DALLAS COWBOY
>>145737450Bro I am an oldfag, those old catalogs showed nipple and pussy sometimes
Houston Texans
sooooo many empty seats
>>145737338Based as fuck
just here cause I heard the stadium is already falling apart
>>145737453at niner games everyone shows each other our dicks, even the women
Weren’t the Texans good last year?
O H HL A W DAWD
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
I've been waitin' all day for a Monday Night. OH LAAAWD!
Sometimes it's better just to watch games on mute
>roof is open>it's notTHE ROOF IS.............
>>145737289no weirdo
Nigger teams
>>145737500The oh you wrote looks like an H2O molecule
OWEN HART FELL FROM THE ROOF!!!
>>145737450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGClMQeV4M
>>145737470yeah I love black women thanks to those NG magazine
Who wins it all?
>>145737497yeah but they stinky this year. mainly the offense.
K E K EK
kek
FUCKING LAREMY
OHNONONONO HAHAHAHAHA
GIVE ME DICK IN MY ASS!!!
Fucking lol unless that flag brings it back
I was going to post something here what would have gotten a lot of (you)s but I forgot what it was.
shit teamsshit stadium
H O W E V E R
a penalty on Tunsil? yep it's a Texans game
>>145737528fuck me the simpsons took my entire life and made a cartoon of it
>>145737535One of the teams from Texas
However
get that man his gas mask
>>145737551I disagree
>>145737551have one anyways
>>145737552shit state
Not so fast
WELCOME TO THE SHOW LADIES AND GENTS
US REFS OWN THIS GAME
REF CHADS THIS IS OUR FUCKING LEAGUE
Booooooo refs are no fun
>you made the Cowboys look too silly>5 yard penalty, repeat down
If Texans lose this then cj stroud is a fraud nigger monkey and he should NOT be our quarterback
>two flags>zero offensive playsyep I love me reffies
>>145737515The roof the roof the roof is on fire we dont need no water let the motherfucker burn
DOMINATING EARLYWE RUN THIS BITCH!!!!!
BASED REFS
>literally the first two plays of the game get flagsI don't think I've seen the reffies this powerful before
THIS IS THE REFS SHOW
Shit teams
>>145737594>her dad
>>145737594this isn't even approaching their final form
slowik is headed to chicago to coach my Bears but I dont want him he look weak and not very smart
how are the Texans lads tough or weak schedule Ws?
I’m stuck watching Christmas cookie challenge instead of the game but my fiancée made me cum really hard by dry humping me so I owe her
The Texas teams should all be in the same division
>>145737559Proof?
imagine if the cowboys lose out and then jerry dies as <insert whatever team would piss him off the most> wins the SB
hear someone today say that chicago bears need a very tough coach or a very smart coach...for years they have been picking very weak coaches
Last 2 digits is how many more years JJ lives for
It's already over
>>145737617That’s chill
LIKE HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER TACHDAWWNNNN
>Cowboys defense
Metch my goat cancer survivor
>>145737618TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
>>145737618It'll happen when the Gnats get relegated to the UFL
Texchads how we feeling
Mixon this dick
>>145737617>Christmas cookie challengelmao might as well just cut off your balls
>cowgirls
oh I'm gonna enjoy this game
its over
BLOWOUT INCOMING
>>145737618Maybe on Planet Retard
>fucking texans fans taking over jerruh worlddem boyz are at rock bottom kek
>defense wants to be the light of the teamKEKEKEEKEK
Streaming in the official /sp/ server, VC openhttps://discord.gg/3bpVPkw6Hq
>>145737618I want divisions based on distance, so I agree
TOUCHDOWN TEXANSBIG JOE RUUUUNNNNNN
wow I think I just won my fantasy matchup. 45 yards and 6 points for the TD. 10.5 total point and counting
>>145737618No, it's fine the way it is with texas having one NFC and one AFC team
>>145737617Sad. Many such cases
>>145737639needed an easy team for a get-right game
how bout them fraudboys kek
Welp that’s a wrap folks I’ve seen enough the ‘girls are done I’m ridin’ with the Texans from here on out.
>Texans snap instantly on offense>Cowboys have literally no defense in responseMore teams need to practice snapping instantly, that shit is seriously OP when implemented right
>Cowboys have a bunch of prime time games lined upI will enjoy every single one of them
>>145737658Planet Retard sounds pretty dope
BarkleyHenry Mixonall new teams this year all having great success did I forget and one not name jones in GB
Kek dem soyz
ngl Nico looked like he was kinda limping into the endzone after that first play. I’m fucking scared.
Every single Cowsoy in the secondary looked back to see who they could blame
LOOK OUT BELOW
>8 UTIs in a year Clean your fucking vulva Jesus
>COWBOYS STADIUM LITERALLY FALLING APARTLMAOOO what a shithole!!!!!!!
>>145737695plz keep these coming throughout the game thank you fren
I hope Dallasfags are prepared to watch another Eagles SB.
Shit stadium
>the stadium is literally crumbling
Fuck both these teams, I'm rooting for the horseys
>American engineering
Being a 6'2 cowboys fan with a 7 inch penis I have hope this team will turn it around next year
CHIMPOUT
>county music awards
>>145737707
>Jerry World literally falling apartHAHAHAHAHAHA
JERRY IS A MESSJERRY IS A WASTE
GETTIN CHIMPY OUT THERE
YEEEEEEEEEEHAW
God is angry with his favorite football team.
getting a little chimpy down there
Danny Dimes would light up both these shit defenses
this yall stadium?
so theres a non zero chance someone will get ripped in half by falling metal during this game. nice
Final Destination: Dem Boyz
>>145737699imagine if it fell into that cart and it drive off by itself
The cowboys should be sold
>stadium is literally crumbling and going to kill someone live in prinetime
I wonder how many illegals Jerry hired to build his shit stadium
damn the cowboys really are a shithole
>>145737725MARTY NO
>belifraud on the Manningcast again
never forget who runs this bitch
>>145737743thats screen will fall down tonight
>>145737748Tree fiddy
lose the game and the fight these cowboys are very weak
Walking around on the catwalk of a stadium must be really scary
IT ALL KEEPS TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>145737719I’m 6’3 with a 8 inch penis and I say the cowboys will only fall further.
There is a dark cloud over the Cowboys franchise
>>145737710Based snek.
Who the fuck is Rush? Where's Dak?
Rush this bussy
Is there anything more cucked than having a home stadium that isn't in the city your team is named after?
both losses to the eagle WHAT
>>145737765Did that guy get murdered for being anti pedofile?
>>145737736>>145737735>>145737743That's nothing. During the 2011 Super Bowl some Mexican worker died due to ice falling off the building. Jerry world is cursed.
Explain to me how the Cowboys are the most valuable team in the leagueI'm convinced Elon is going to buy it when Jerry Jones dies for like fifteen billion
Who should I be rooting for in this game?
>>145737773Hopefully dead
>>145737773anon, i...
>Pitre moment
>>145737773broken bussy
top fucking Kek
MEME GAME OF THE YEAR
NICE PASS AHAHHAHAHAH
let's go cowboys!!!
>>145737753>buncha vanilla coachspeak bullshitwhat a waste of air time
Absolutely disgusting excuse of a screen
>>145737773busted his bussy last week
>Cowboys have a white QB now>He’s had a week to practiceS-Strouds, are we okay?
Lmao all the Cowfaggot QBs have the exact same cadence
>>145737802Based analogchad
>>145737773diagnosis is a torn bussy
>>145737802sovl
>>145737790
>>145737802Based
lads I swear anyone here could've completed that fucking pass
Rate my slippers
Copper is ass
What am I watching here?
Why do I have a feeling I am wasting my time with this game? I think I'm going to do something else and while leaving the game on just in case.
H A H AAHA
KWAB
Imagine the braps….
LMAO COWKEKS
Put in lance
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>McCarthy saying "goddammit"
>>145737812Rush sucks though
ass rush
>>145737831Jerry's last game.
LMAO
kwab
>To’oTo’oBo-Bo-Bo Bo Bo—BoBo-
What an idiotic play.
cowgirl faggots??
based retards
embarrassing play
Cowboys are fucking cooked lmaoooooooo
>>145737818Too fat
>>145737812>one week of practice>hes been the starter for 3 weeks nowCheckmate
AAAAAAAALL IN MY ASS
Imagine wearing a D on your head
>Games over after 5 minutesWell at least I can go to bed early tonight without missing anything
lmao
They went for it?! What an absolute joke
>>145737790why do you instill on posting her from the wrist up...show that it all
Holy shit Mike Mccarthy is a certified retard
why did they fake punt?
FIRE MCCARTHY NOWWWWWW
Texans will be 21-0 before the end of the quarter
cocaine-inspired play-call
Why the fuck is this garbage team on MNF?
YEAAAAAA...... WE FUCKIN SUCK
>>145737826cheesy/10
ALL INALL INALL IN
>>145737855NOSE HAIR
>>145737851Yeah I wish. Dude is going to live to 120
>fake punt>on 4th and 9>from your own 30 something>5 minutes into the game
>>145737870You going to go to bed at 9pm you granddad?
>>145737802oh man, takes me back to 1996
OH DIGGY ZOO WHAAA
Why did they go for a fake play on the FIRST drive in the FIRST quarter?
O DIGGY ZOO WAH
>>145737881>>145737876McCarthy is desperate
>TE wide open in the flat>staring directly at the TE wide open in the flat>don't throw>get sacked
>>145737893Does it matter? One of his retard nepo babbies will take over
>>145737802
The NFL is getting more and more Madden like.
>>145737887A century ago the Cowboys were competitive.
Plenty of time to make up for that fake play. We got this boyz!
>Cowboys could've had Derrick Henry for cheap
it's been a long time since a play sent my sides into orbit
>>145737881They saw better teams do it and thought it'd be fun to try
I like that name oh diggy zo wah
LMAO CIRCUS GAME
TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS FUCKING HELL
Holy meme game
meme game confirmed
>stroud picked
officially a meme game
this fuckin game already
OHNONONONO
>Sissy Sturd
both these teams are embarrassing
Dumbasses, you aren't the Eagles
WHATS GOING ON
STROUD FUCKING SUCKS AHAHAHAHA
>>145737915As long as Jerruh is cognizant he'll be GM.
>>145737922He would have been shit with them anyway since they’re a shit team. It’s like qbs with the bears
>>145737917Most of these guys grew up paying madden.
>blowhio state qbs
This feels like the 4th quarter from last night
>Retard Bowl
MEME GAME
MEME GAMEMEME TEAMSMEME STADIUMMEME STATE
>Black QBs
EENT
why did he thrown that ball away to the other team
this game is already hard to watch, jesus...
shit teams
Stroud is not it
nobody wants to win this game
Shit teams.
>TexasTard Bowl
These teams are making some retarded ass decisions but atleast it’s exciting.
.....I think you guys forgot this team choked a 5 INT game. They can easily choke this game
you houston fags better not lose lmao
>>145737969kek
>Both teams sucksYeah I'm heading to bed
this is the best MNF game of the season hands down so far
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
>>145737558QuePost your face when the Texas team wins>>145737736What the fuck why are they still playing there
That's it, kick Texas out of the damn Union.
MEME GAME>FOOMBLE CAT POSTERS BE READY>NINJA FG KICKER POSTERS, STAND BY
>>145737977its just the 1st quarter based
still questioning that fake point attempt? 100% paid off.
Meme fucking game.
Sit in your sardine can and eat your goyblock and shut the fuck up
This game is about to be incredibly hilarious or unwatchable now.
>THIS STATE AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO RETARD TEAMS
>>145737802Dangerously based
Howd they not get Ric Flair for these Amazon WOO commercials. that dude will whore himself out for anything
>>145737972What other rookie QBs had great 1st years and bad ones. I feel Carson Wentz is one of them and Mac Jones too
>>145737969
Are Non-Texies fans by default not Texan? Like if you don't root for the Texans you might as well not be one
HOL UPWE DEM BOYS
>>145737969If that were against my ninies the game would be 7-7 right now
>>145737625Matches the team
>>145737969BRYAN ANGER JUST THREW A CHECKDOWN ON FOURTH AND LONG AGAIN!
>>145737988That's the best kind of game when you don't care who wins tho
COWCHADSGTFIH
I would Molly her Qerim all night long if you know what I mean
What the fuck lol this is a good game. I wasn't even going to watch this one
my falcons would get booty blasted by at least one of these shit teams
>>145738021I will steal konata from her
I got a terrible feeling about the outcome of this game...someone living in Texan is finna gonna win
>>145738013Look at those ears!
Goddamnit I'm still at work, has this game really been laughable?
Why didn't the Texans just kick and take the 3 points?
>>145738010I hate everything about air travel so much it’s absolutely unreal.
>>145738031Why is she so annoying though?
>>145738010i prefer goyslop
Apologize
Bail hearing was today for the people that shot Broncos WR Josh Reynoldsprosecutors said the suspect had followed Reynolds and two other men into a strip club and followed them out before firing shots into their SUV.“This was a violent, vicious attack on the citizens of Denver County,” the prosecutorsaid in asking the Judge to maintain Luis Mendoza's bail at $300,000 cash. “This was a coordinated, organized assault on three victims, largely with Mr. Mendoza being the one coordinating this attack."At least 30 rounds were fired into the vehicle carrying Reynolds and his companions, the prosecutor said.Reynolds and the two other men ran before calling 911.Reynolds was shot in the left arm and the back of the head, and another man was shot in the back, court records said. A third victim was wounded by shattered glass, and all three of them were scraped from climbing over a fence, court records said
CJ has been so shit lately, it’s kinda sad considering how well he’s played in the past
Ironically Cooper Rush has been pretty good against every team except the Eagles.
sophomore blues and superb owl loser is a real thing
Also what’s for dinner, it’s been a while since I asked>>145738033The ravens would probably choke against them too my fellow bird
>>145738013big if true
>>145738041Yes
>>145738044They gave a retarded defensive coordinator as a head coach
I celebrate after every play.
DEPLOY MEME PLAYS
>>145737818Would
>>145738045first class is nice though
>>145738049anon this is the thread for cowboys-texans
>>145738044>black HCs
>>145737990Only if you are watching the Manningcast
Copper Ass
>>145738054Whoops forgot to remove name
>>145738066how. her thighs are closed tight
>Pooper Rush>BJ Stroud
Imagine how much better the US would be if Texas just vanished.
>>145738033Dog I know the falcons suck rn but this is straight cuck mentality and I don't want to see you go down this road
why the refs has numbers on their shirts is it for hows many flags they threw
So horny and lonely
>>145738013Obvious alien misdirection.
FOURRINGCIRCUS
spaghettifest
>we do thangs a lil’ different down southok, like what?
bruhlmao
OH YEAH IT'S A MEME GAME
retard bowl
>pooper flush
lololololololololol
Interceptions are really just hyper clean fumbles when you think about it
LMAO INTERCEPTIONMEME GAME LMAOOOO
LMAOOOOO
clown game
>>145738087Butthole
>Pooper Crush
>White QBs
THISFUCKINGGAMEBOTH OF THESE TEAMS SHOULD BE DEPORTED
INTERCEPTION BOWL
>ANOTHER INT BOWL
lmao for a second i thought texies were going to blow it
>Cooper pickedMeeeeeeemmmmme gaaaaammmmme
Shit is unwatchable.
Meme fucking game my god
>dooker tush
>>145738096good morning sir
Cooper Crawl
Houston Texans logo reminds me of Durge
Lmao this nigga hit the griddy
over under on turnovers over 9000 or tree fiddy
I just can't with y'all right now
>white QBs
Shroud is cooked
is something in the water in texas?
>>145738113No, punts are hyper clean fumbles
>>145738090Imagine how better the world would be if the US just vanished
CLOWN FIESTA
AAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?
Reminder that Texas is not southern
Concheese your sins /sp/
its over femboys!
I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.
>>145738137nowhere near as cool
Swarmbros we are lucky that our defense is elite
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.
>>145738141this
amazing how one shitty team can make another shitty team look like ballers
Embarrassment
PASS THE BALL TO THE TEXAS GUY!
How embarrassing.
>>145738151>Concheese your sins /sp/i bet $10 on the cowboys
>>145738146Imagine how your life would be if you werent poor and obsessed
KEKAROOO
who the fuck was cooper even throwing to, there was literally no one there
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPERWHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPERWHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPERWHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPERWHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPERWHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPERWHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>145738033Honestly I was worried about the Broncos facing the Falcons but they play then when the Broncos were absolutely pissed off. Maybe the Falcons could pick themselves back up.
WHOOPER WHOOPER
Tommy D is going to slice and dice this Cowboy team on Thanksgiving!
Dallas cheerleaders are so gorgeous man just show them for 3 hours…
>>145738146You mean Russia
>>145738153Andy Reid teams never throw a lot of picks though
>>145738146Jeremy Clarkson is an American
certified meme game
lolcowgirlsPut Trey NOW
>>145738146where would all the mexicans and sudacas migrate to then
>>145738090I would much rather get rid of LAMSALGASC
>>145738146Seethe, bitch.
>>145738150NOT southern Not Northern Not Western Not Eastern
Is Hurts coming out of the closet?
>>145738146You guys would miss us
The fuck? I thought Texas was supposed to be good at football.
one more int and Aikman gonna say it
>>145738174You Rule!
>YEAH, HERE WE GOpass is...picked off
>>145738146"jealousyyyyyy, looook at me nowwwwww"
>>145738150>Texas is literally the definition of southern>the state literally every non-american thinks of when they think of “southern”
>Cheerleader show at halftime Kino
>>145738204UT and Texas A&M are the two best college teams
>>145738185No one wants to throw america in a trash can more than americans.
>>145738208The n word? why?
>>145738182Would prefer it over this slopper of a game
Lady’s and gentleman, your next guest on the Manningcast
My Lions HAVE booty blasted both these teams!
>>145738184Don't care. That was the animal pic that jumped out at me so I'm going to force it for the rest of the season.
JUST 1 FUCKING KICK FROM AUBREY. FUCK THIS GARBAGE OFFENSE
>>145738221>some lucky guy is clapping thatIt’s not fairrrr
PUT LANCE IN YOU COWARDS
>>145738216No it's not. Mississippi, Georgia and Alabama is Southern.
is this good
>>145738146russian have been in most thread hating on the USofA because Joe Biden give Ukraine better weapons to kill. I still love football not futbol
>focus on hot girl cheerleaderswe're so back
These niggas havin a tard off
>>145738244It should be me
this game is soooo gay
>>145738182Honestly yeah
>those cheerleaders are gonna be sore tonight
>>145738229g*ng*r
>>145738229he has the pass
Lmao the defense is non existent. I love this shit. Every game should be like this
my reffies :)
REFGODS
>>145738237imagine her just holding you down by the neck and milking your prostrate dry with her pussy while she called you a good boy and talked about the strong sons you would be raising with her
Offsidesa parsons.
>>145738273>>145738273>>145738273>>145738273new thread>>145738273>>145738273
>>145738238Good for you, anon. Hope they can also do the same against the KC chefs
>>145738287>early
Whats the name of the fat singer chick
>Parsons jumped offsideWE'D BE IN DA SUPERBOWL IF WE DIDNT HAVE BIG MCCARTHY AS COACH FR FR SUBSCRIBE TO MY PODCAST BTW
>>145738237Imagine her doing an F-5 on you and you land right in between her thighs and she forces you to suck on her fat clit.
>>145738279its the rocking back and forth on top of you that kills you slowly inside out
>>145738279giwtwm
>>145738259Both of us get 3 women each, I think that’s fair
Reffies we are killing it tonight
>>145738304haha
>>145738222what a bum
>>145738295thread is at bump limit
>>145738304i am stroking now keep going
