Texans beating Cowboys #4: 2nd half edition
olivi feet
>>145740361Shiiht teheeamzz
First
HOLDING ON THE HOUSTANS
I will never vote for a female.
>Texas teams
>>145740361mixon is trash
The next 5 people below will get rape corrected by bbc
We dem boiz
go eagles
>>145740454No thanks
>>145740361OP, your fucking loser. posted 30 posts early in old thread and didnt even subject line. fuck you, and your dog
>missed the 1st halfWhat did I miss?
Stupid teams
>>145740361>still no 2nd half TDsWe’ll get one eventually. I’m going to use this picture because it was good luck last time.
>>145740476Emma Watson apologized
My Lions would bootyblast both these shit teams.
>>145740479based cuxan fan
>>145740476two retards fighting
>>145740489i have yet to see an nfl team that can possibly challenge my wions
>>145740456>>145740458>>145740461>>145740472>>145740476Rip
how does 4chan feel about the rams?
Cowboys lets go!!!!
is trey lance really that bad? if he can't even be the QB2 why trade a 4th for him?
>>145740476>>145740495
Whatever happened to Trey Lance?
>>145740476gayness
>>145740505gay and trash
>>145740489Just beat the choofs Wionsgod. I don’t care if you get a chip before >my team
>>145740476More of the ceiling fell
>>145740508Yes, he's that bad.
>>145740508>is trey lance really that bad?He's unironically better than Dak
https://clutchpoints.com/mina-kimes-husband-nick-sylvester>white guyEvery time lmao. I know these Asian grandpas have to be punching the air
Lamb will he wasted of his talents just like Chase.
I miss him
>>145740530>trey lancescott
>>145740508jerry jones is retarded
Anyone know good undress/x-ray AI sites?
>>145740505Im glad Stafford got his ring and I wouldn't mind seeing him get another.
>playing soft coverage in the 2nd half AGAINThis team is cooked
Vaughn is literally a midge holy kek
I never understood last nameslike some people are called Taylor (tailor) or Smith (black, arrow, etc), but nobody was ever named Cobbler, instead it was Shoomaker
do most americans unironically need a fucking CPAP to sleep at night? How about going to the gym and eating right you fat lazy fucks
>>145740546yeah
1st for my Bears winning the Superb Owl
>he is not a big guyfor you
>>145740534koreans are less concerned
>compact disc lamb
>>145740557Tell me
>CD throwing a hissy fitSoft
CD's body language is so bad
>lamblmao
>>145740561Mina is mid. Sorry
>>145740546Is this 2004?
>>145740551Hello, Tony Dessert food. How are you?
CD IS A CRYBABY
>>145740546i found one but i felt guilty using it
OFFENSIVE PI LMAO
OPI
>>145740508if mike mccarthy made good decisions he wouldn't be mike mccarthy
>>145740581But 8-Track is alright.
>>145740590Jerry is the GM, he can't.
>>145740563nah
cowgirls are falling apart, what fuckups
Was Dak benched or is he kill?
So how bad IS Lance, if they're starting Pooper?
>>145740604he hurt his uterus
It shouldn't be this close.
Should've paid Aubrey instead.
>>145740604He got cut. He's a free agent now.
>>145740604his muscle came off the bone
>>145740599gimi
WHAT THE FUCKhow are we to the point where you kick field goals from the OPPOSITE side of the 50?
>nfl kickers hitting kicks
aubrey op
>>145740590Lance is trash, cope
>>145740604Unironically butthurt requiring jew york doctor surgery
>personal foul, dick punch
I kinda think they should have taken the 3 points lmao
>>145740604killed himself
>head slapwut >barnettoh ok lol makes sense
>>145740604torn labia
>>145740604He kill
Did anyone see the guy trying to catch the ball falling over the cameraman
inb4 the cowboys throw an interception on this drive
Head slap??
must suck to smash a 64-yarder and get that scratched from your stat line
>personal foul, headslap
>>145740582Tell me
>head slapI've never heard that before.
>head slaphuh?
cmon refs
Nig can't control himself
lol barnett you retard
>HEAD>SLAP
I have never once heard of a head slap penalty
Head slap?
>HOW CAN HE SLAP
A head slap, really?
A fucking what? I've never heard it
>headslaphuh fuck?
The cowboys may suck, but they are giving it their all.They would never do this for Dak.
>>145740659and all the announcers were like, "yep, that's a textbook head slap"LOL
>>145740649i honestly don't remember, mane. it made me quit porn
>>145740659Well now you have.
Lamb is putting in 0 effort tonight
>head slapwtf kind of penalty is that
>>145740642nice details adding the fitbit watch
ook ook
wut le fug
Texans vs Refs
>>145740654it's in their dark souls
>>145740658AWWWW WHAT’S PUZZLIN YOU IS THENATURE OF MY GAME
>>145740646They could have declined it
>>145740654he's a retard >>145740657what a kwab
>>145740659deacon jones made it a penalty back in the day
MNF THE SLAP
>>145740677the check cleared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aQBkCrpWOgit's all headslap
Almost pick'd
BUTTERFINGERS
Pooper Rush
that was a pick 6
Have the Sois been good enough to march 20 whole yards down the field? Pooper seems more likely to give the ball to the Toxins so they should've kept that FG.
nice hands, feet
BULLOCK YOU FUCKING RETARD
and that's why.... HE PLAYS DEFENSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BROS THAT'S FUNNY AS FUCK
Texans defense always shitting the bed when it counts
both these teams suck
headslap webm?
ha ha ha haaaaaaaa a pick would've been perfect after that penalty
GO FOR IT RETARDS
GO FOR IT
>That pick 6 could have won me my fantasy matchupFucking bloody basterd sirs
Holy shit lmaoooooooooo
that's why they play defense
>>145740709how do they drop that shit with those fucking glue gloves
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING COWSHITTERS
is the stadium mostly houston fans
>cowsoys
Why does it sound like the crowd cheered when they failed 4th down? Aren't they in Dallas?
cmon refs stop this nonsense
How are the Cowboys THIS bad at running? Did their offensive line just forget how to run block?
>>145740719>>145740720Holy fuck you're delayed.
DEM. BOYS.
texiebros, can this fuckin team just finish a game for once
God I’m mad as fuck if I’m aubrey 64 yards wew
>>145740728Yes
>Mike McSharty
>>145740652Doesn't that exist because of the guy that was clocking guys upside the head in the 70s?
lmao
>wipe your FG>cant convert into any pointsLMAO
Dang it
SHOULDA TOOK THE 3 FAGGOTS LMAOOOOOOOOO UNREAL
comedyb owl
l m a o
>>145740722LOOOOOOL CUT EVERYONE BUT AUBREY
>>145740724It's a bunch of soft house niggers playing these days
>>145740735passed on Henry Barkley and Mixon
POOPER FLUSH
>>14574073217 away games
>Cowboys
>accept the penalty>go from 1 score game to 2 score gameLOL DALLAS
KWAB
>>145740634And right you were
>>145740732tickets are so expensive only wealthy out of town transplants can afford them. Literally every home game for the Cowboys is an away game. Thanks Jerruh.
the ol FOOMBLEROOSKI
>>145740728>>145740732Us Houston Chads have more disposable income than dalpoors.
I seriously hope nobody is actually rooting for the Cowboys. This is embarrassing. You got a kicker that can hit 60+ yarders and the worst QB in the league. You should only be aiming for 3pts.
>>145740719Heh
>>145740757you know you want to do it Jerry. Do it. DO EET JERRUH
Bundlerooski bros…
Just lost 3 points for nothing LMAO
so Deion and Shadeur will be Cowboys next season?
Andy Reid lost weight
BUNDLEROOOOSSSKKKIIIIIIIII
>>145740739i like this one best so far
>>145740776Bundle ruskie
>threw away a 64 yard fg for thatFIRE MIKE MCARTHY, BAN JERRY FROM OWNING NFL TEAMS
>>145740776The poster below me will be put in mating press position by Andy reid
>>145740732Pls understandOur own stadium is filled with corpo season tickets and seatgeek scalpers because of BoB/Easterby era, aka no actual fans can get to the game. So we have to go to any other game we can.
BUNDLEROOSKI
Can't wait to see my Iggles bootyblast the soibois again
>Get 3 points>Penuldy>LOL we takin’ it>Take away 3 points>Almost throw a pick 6>Go for it on 4th & 2>Toss ball to no one>Gain no points“Riverboat McCarthy”
>>145740789Lol Jerry would too
>>145740759need more impoverished abused rural murderers like Ray Lewis to make the league great again
>>145740749Yes, was a standard defensive move back in the day but >>>>145740689 dominated with it, mf'er slapped the shit out of everybody.
The Cowboys body language could absolutely not be more dreadful
>>145740778shut up faggot
>damn, we fucking suck
>>145740778Russlel proved yesterday against a shit enough team you can win with fgs too
this game fucking sucks. I'm gonna go jerk off to trannies.
What's it like being an unironic Cowgirls fan?
>analytics says...
Analyticsissies?
>>145740799I can't fathom their decision making. Just take the 3 points kek
>>145740783It's ironic cause bears were playing not to lose instead of trying to win and cowboys are doing the opposite and both teams coaches are wanting the other ones plan
>>145740789Cowboys are definitely the kind of team that would fall for the Shadeur meme. But Dak is the highest paid player in NFL history (kek), so they have to ride with him.
Damn it feels good to be a Kangster
>>145740812That just fucking happened. My stream sucks
cheerleader sexo
>>145740813If you're playing a QB who can only fumble the snap and throw ints and near ints, you gotta take those 3s.
Troy: the coaches get paid to make these decisionsYeah but they shouldn't be, that's the point.
>>145740821See >>145740816
We need a version of this, but with CD.
>>145740816You can literally fuck one for $40 in the hood
say something nice about joe buck
>>145740831based
Are there any black team owners?
>>145740831Do you think the bears game is a trap game?
>>145740842no
>>145740821Bags of sand
>>145740823just finished crunching the numbers. its so over
Come home Micah.
>>145740809That guy must be proud to cause his own penalty adoption
>>145740812you think he regret taking the money for this new deal
Finna go touch myself and put on Deep Space Nine
>>145740842I loved his coverage of Hiroshima
>>145740361Is this game worth watching?
>>145740845Eww...no...
>>145740845Aren’t the raiders negro owned?
>>145740842WHAT A DISGUSTING ACT
>>145740842He's really loosened up over the years and can actually be pretty funny sometimes
>>145740845god I hope not
>>145740842>>145740848
just took a poop and I'm ready to pass outI'm not gonna make it to the end of this one
gettin' kinda sleepy, bros...surely i won't miss an exciting ending if i call it a night early?
>>145740864Bruh Tom Brady is a partial so already that's wrong lol also the owner is a white blonde dude
>>145740845magic johnson is part owner of the redskins
>>145740842Kinda hated him when he called the MLB playoffs and World Series but I like him on MNF
>AnalyticsI’ll say this every time it gets brought up. Analytics are driven by AI. AI does what it is prompted to do.Any normal league would prompt their AI “find me the most likely play to succeed”But the NFL prompts their AI “make the game as close and entertaining as possible”.This is why there have been so many one score games this year. The AI is getting better, and coaches are being “encouraged” to follow the AI suggested play every single play (in actuality, coaches that refuse to call the AI suggested plays have the AI adjusted against them to go on massive lose-streaks so that their (((franchises))) have an excuse to fire them and replace them with coaches who call the AI play every time.
God my wrists hurt but I can’t stop scroooooolling
>>145740875who poops at night lmaooo
>>145740858A DISGUSTING ACT BY HARRY TRUMAN
>>145740883You can tell he genuinely has a passion for the game. He’s just very white
>>145740864They’re another Jew owned team just like most other teams, except mark is a retarded JewFuck off cowboys. Go tank another year.
>>145740743It wouldn't be the Texie way, Texie bro :l
I have Jason Kelce fatigue.
>>145740879Oh right that funny haircut guy. Pretty sure the entire staff is black though
Why cant jerry jones hire a good coach
>>145740889me sometimes at 2-3 am
Mike Tirico raped multiple women
>>145740882POST HIS TRANNYZESTYBUCK "BOY" SON
Where’s the Mina kimes poster at
>>145740884This actually seems legit
>>145740900Yes correct
suffering
>>145740858bomb is....DROPPED
>>145740905you must be in your 20s to be so unregularI poop every morning like clockwork, 7:30am until 8am
>>145740893Harry did what was best for the japs
>>145740909He had to go back to working customer support
What a stupid fucking play
>>145740907>italianit's just dey culcha
>>145740875Nigga you stress yourself that bad from taking a shit? You've got bigger problems.
>>145740888Trips of truth.
>>145740917>7:30am until 8ambig log of poop coming out of your butt for 30 mins straight lmaooooo
>>145740868This quote makes more sense when you realize Joe Buck was imagining the feigned mooning as an actual mooning, and suddenly saw a closeup of a nigger’s exposed anus, cock, and balls in his mind’s eye
>>145740917You poop for 30 min straight?
goddamn it texans
lmao end this game
>>145740897makes me very happy you saved my shitty halloween OC
>3rd and inches>pass 10 yardsBrilliant
>>145740922You just don't understand Bobby's 400 IQ playbook
>>145740928>>145740930when you have kids, you'll understand how the toilet becomes a sanctuary
lol
>>145740934how is this mongoloid allowed to call plays
>>145740914put her booba on dat booty and you have what I need in a white woman
CJ Stroud is marginally better than Cooper Rush
I really should stop wasting time watching football teams I don't care about
>>145740917People who morning poop are gross.
>>145740933Someone podted a jets suck meme I made like 3 years after I made it. I was rather surprised.
>>145740949Sorry, cuck. You will consoom
>>145740847Nah we got it.
I'm starting to think Lamb is the Sois entire offense.
>>145740949But what else would you do on a Monday night?
Would you let a horse ram you if it guaranteed your team won the SB?
>>145740948>cee jayscott
>>145740914>nfl network dressing their female hosts like Vegas hoesuhhh based
OH LAWD THE YELLOW LAUNDRY
>>145740927huh
>>145740959My boyfriend is out of town so I just game or watch these shitty games
>>145740958That's what everyone has said all season and they were right. Fuck Jerry for letting Tony Pollard go.
what kinda nigga is named CeeDee
Just a reminder that everyone should install a bidet. Absolute game changer.
LMAO MEME GAME
MEME PLAY
>dem boyzLOL
FOOOOOO-OH WAIT, NO OK FOOOOOMMMMBBBLLLLEEEEEE
KINO MEME PLAY
LMAO
finallyi can be free of this game
>>145740963Nah horses are quick shots
FOOMBLE
LETS FUCKING GO
hahahaha this game
FOOMBLECAT SIX
big boy
OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
MEME GAME
PUT IN LANCE
LMFAO ASSBOYS
DOUBLE FOOMBLE TD
Yea, I'm out
LOL WHAT
LMFAO HOLY SHIT
FOOOOOOMBLETEXANS TOUCHDOWN
Big man TD
>Dalass
W H A TT H EF U C K
texans bro, does this count as scoring a touchdown in the 2nd half?
Cooper Rush is UNQUESTIONABLY the worst QB in the league. This is high school level shit.
>>145740907imagine getting raped by mike tirico lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhat is this game
FOOOOOOMBLE
The whole fuckung circus! Jesus Christ.
Cowboys are bears tier or worse
Rams back to St. LouisChargers back to San DiegoRaiders back to OaklandBring back the OilersBring back the Redskins
COMEDYBOWL
>>145740965>implying 50% of their work each week isn’t planning their outfit for game dayI was replying to your post and then the cowboys fucked up so badly that I don’t care anymore
WHITE QBS
thats the bundle fumbleoooroooooski
WE DEM SOIS
>>145740991COWGIRLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Hilarious
>>145741017Who gets Los Angeles?
RUMBLIN'BUMBLIN'STUMBLIN'
if I was the cowboys, I would've challenged that it was a fumble and instead was an illegally caught forward pass by the lineman
How about those cowboys?
came here for the kittiesthanks guys :)
The score board is looking good, but it's not over till it's over Texansbros
McCarthy looks like he knows he MIGHT get fired before the end of the season
treybros, is /ourguy/ gonna get some reps now?
does that sequence constitute a bundlerooski?
>>145741030WHOOP
>>145741031He was in the backfield reporting as eligible as a blocker, wasn’t he?
My El Paso Chihuahuas would bootyblast these Cowboys!
crazy that Caleb Williams has been playing like shit this season but already has a collab item with KFC
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT MAN TOUCHDOWN
I just hope both teams have fun. Except the cowshits fuck them
>person in the fantasy football group chat losing his shit because they took away the 65 yard fg Lol
>>145741009yes a td is a td
The gift that NEVER stops giving
>>145741030FUMBLIN'
need troy facecam on that play
feeling kinda zesty rn ngl. might hit up some niggas on grindr later
This is what Jerry jones gets for not starting lance
>Same guy that handed Brady his last owl lossKino
>>145741015bears are way better than the cowboys and my team is a division rival of the bears
>>145741053SKIEEEEUP
>Bundle fumbles with other fumbles>Bundle fumbles with pick 6sThat’s the Bundlerooski for sure
>>14574102949ers
>>145741017tennesse oilers doesn't sit right with me anon
Hey, here's Beserk ep 1-25https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxLKPu2erec&t=1s
Troy moved on from alcohol and started taking meth
>>145741062That's Brandon Graham retard, he's still on the Eagles.
Kino sloppa
>>145741053I wish someone would kill Skip Bayless.
>>145741055He's had too many concussions, he can't emote anyway.
>hate is winningHate has already won. It's over.
>>145741015Bears are better for sure but I can see them choking to the cowboys and vice versa
Yuh ayYuh ayBOYZ...HOL UP HOL UP WE DEM BOYZ!!!
this is the texans superbowl
>too busy typing comment>commentator screams>i missed a big playlive threads are like crack for me
>>145741056Hit the film room Caleb, you got work to do.
>>145741076But watching him seethe is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>145741076Nah Skip is a great lolcow
>>145741076No let him suffer forever
BIG HITS ARE NOT ALL FUCKING FLAGS
>>145741046>theres no way that’s a real teamMy space cowboys are excited for next season
>be cowboy>get blown the fuck up
>pass is..... WOAH
Bullshit good hit!!!!!
Soft ass league
>mike mccarthy's play sheet
>>145741059
>Cowboys hilarious failure compilation>All in one gameInsane
>>145741068Yeah never happening
GO ASTROS
CMON
>>145741079look at the fine text, its by "stopantisemtism" lmao>>145741103one for the books
>>145741102For me, it's the All Star with pecan waffles.
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.
fuck this leage
Just make this stupid game flag football at this point embarrass
PUSSY REFFIES
We're tryin' Jerry... might need a bit more funding to push it further.
Schoonmaker is a strange last name.
Only 500 seconds left. Ill be able to post soon.
>>145740933I'm just saving whatever I can
>>145741076Skip does, too.
>>145741115Based
>both hits on shoulder>replay shows itAll flags should be replay reviewed by New York, and until they are you’re watching a rigged league.You should NOT stop complaining about this.
a competent defense would have 10 interceptions at this point
>>145741122nig what???guy below me is a cum dumpster for bbc btw
>>145741122Yeah that shit is dumb
>>145741116So you bought a new tv came home set it up and none of your 30 guests left?
what happen I when to take out the trash and start a load of laundry how did the texans score their last 7 points
Based Texans defense came out to play
>>145741102Should be Whataburger or Jack N Box
Crowd is literally 90% Texans fans
ffs the cowboys are unironically going to get more people hurt
>literally any big hit is an automatic penalty nowpussy league man
>>145740965>one is wearing a dress>the other is wearing a sweater and a skirt>Vegas hoesYou're retarded
Why is watching the Cowboys lose so entertaining? I love it.
This game is so retarded
>>145740917I poop in under 1 minute Thank you USMC WHO RAWR
>>145741139>>145741059
Cowboys are fucking rinsed lmao
>>145741121Schooner is a boatMaker is a craftsman. What’s weird about “Boatcrafter” as your last name? Seems like a based heritage
>>145741107Why does she have three titties?
>Flenoy menoy
wtf is going on lmao
>>145741059thank you webm guy I leave to do chores and miss this great play from the 3 stooges
Guys stop the game. There's a penalty.
From what I've seen, Pooper's been throwing more to the Toxins than his own teammates.
>>145741131>send reviews to NY >most corrupt city on Earth outside LondonHow would that stop rigging exactly?
posting is such a humiliation ritual now. MAKE THE FUCKING CAPTCHA READABLE YOU STUPID FUCKERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145741139isn't it a little late to be doing your wife's chores?
>>145741128what does he even do these days?does he have a job anywhere?
Shoulda paid the fine
>>145741160Fair enough
some backyard shit right there, tell u wut
>>145741102The original Andy Reid version of this is much better. Also I'll get the waffle, hash browns, sausage, scrambled eggs, and a tall glass of milk.
4th and 20. GO FOR IT MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145741171Cold robotic fingers typed this post
>>145741171Captcha is an IQ test. Are you a bit tarded bro?
>4th&20
im incredibly lonely>>145741184nope
>Dallasfags paid money to watch this live
>>145741046CHICOSTACOS
>>145741184Or was it feer?
>>145741175Cowboys can barely keep their stadium from falling apart and killing people inside, they can’t afford to bribe reffies.
>>145741189
>>145741172single and my HOA is a pain in my ass if you dont separate your trash. need clean underwear and tshirt
>>145741164np
lmao NEXT YEAR IS OUR YEAR FOR SURE!
https://youtu.be/UX6K7waag5Q?si=nwrlIm1qTfrwCgUN
>>145741171Once you post like twice the verification disappears completely.If you spend enough time typing a thoughtful, reflective comment and allow the AI to analyze your post before you click “get captcha,” you’ll never need one
Hey guys wanna hear a joke?The NFL Dallas Cowboys
>>145741171>he doesn't use an automated Captcha solver!Embarrassing.
>>145741189And now they're probably waiting in line for $20 beers
what r you niggas getting 4 black friday?
>>145741189>Dallasfags Yeah Dallasfags who root for the Texans paid to watch their team win.
>>145741206You're a sick fuck you know that?
>>145741188Me too anon, nice Hitler get btw.
>>145741206
Look on the bright side Cowboys fans, at least you won't have to suffer an inevitable first round exit this season.
>>145741206heh good one
>>145741164get back in the kitchen. fix me a grilled cheese on sourdough. gouda, cheddar, havarti, and gooch cheese. i love you
>>145741206I don't get it
>>145741203a what?
>>145741171this old-ass nigga got macular degeneration lmaooooooooo
>>145741174>In March 2021, Bayless signed a four-year, $32 million contract with Fox Sports.shitposts on X
>>145741206$240,000,000 joke prescott
>>145741196Do you know what refs will accept as bribes?
Reminder despite never winning shit and being shit the cowboys are the most discussed team on 4chan in the last decadeLove emLaugh at emHate emSeethe about emYou can't stop talking about MY BOYS
>>145741206Too soon!
>>145741210Dude I haven't had a job in almost a year, no one is getting shit for Christmas either
>>145741203>Shitpost>Barely ever have to verifyAI must love me.
5 FUCKING RINGSKISS THEM BITCHES
>>145741210I got ryobi batteries already, it's the free tool deal.
Stroud runnin wild lmao this Cowboys team is so demoralized
>11 minutes left
>>145741235yeah, and my mom used to be hot. what's your point
>>145741203i gotta wait like half the day for that to show up>>145741216heh didnt notice
>>145741228based afWEDEMBOYZ
The Texans aren't even that good, the Cowboys are just THAT bad
>>145741203Why are you asking people to write quality thoughtful posts?
>>145741235No thx i only kiss dik tips
>>145741235>wasn’t born to see them
I think thats coming back
If Jerry Jones literally does not lay his head down in front of a moving train after this game he is officially a failed man.
AFLAC trivia question: This franchise has never appeared in a conference championship gameKWABOAT
>>145741246And they won't even make the playoffs this time lmao
>>145741059That shit just won me my fantasy matchup
>>145741255yeah it might be
>>145741223idk how the fuck i get them wrong man its as if the first one is rigged
>>145741222If you use full sentences, correct grammar, and a cohesive thought that can be followed from start to finish throughout your post, 4chan will analyze your comment as “acceptable” and not ask you to verify.
>>145741247texies have good skill players. if only their linemen could be average
is the 5 dollar meal deal worth 5 whole dollars
Is there anything the Cowboys can even do the next 2-3 years to improve this team? They don't have many draft picks and they are salary cap maxxxed.
>>145741266is your mom proud?
>>145741228HOLY TRVTHNVKE WE DEM BOYZ
>>145741266mixon 2 td won me mine
>>145741247We are only good on paper, if we ever played to our potential, this would be one of the best teams in the league. Will that ever happen? Will we ever get all the starts on the field at once? Who knows
>>145741281Yeah total rebuild. I’m talking like 5 years of dark ages
>>145741271all i post is foomblecat and reffies and i don't get asked to verify
>>145741265Don't careDidn't askI will always be a boyz fan.
>>145741258He's been a failed man ever since he ran Jimmy out of town for daring to bruise Jerry's precious little bitchboy ego.
>>145741270I miss the actual word ones people turned into comics. Crook things for life.
>>145741266No but I started screaming going crazy and my dad and sister came in and we're confused why I was cheering so hard for a team that isn't mine
>>145741228Love them. BOYZ 4 lyfe
>>145741296I can't even feel bad for you
>>145741293Forgot to mention that’s not gonna happen as long as Jerry is breathing
>>145741289Sounds like my ninies
>>145741289you are in a very weak division and you only need to win 9 game to get a playoff homefield spot
>>145741235
Kinda sus dat so many of u confessin luv 4 boyz
>>145741271I'm sure that's anecdotal evidence. I usually write lengthy posts and still have to deal with Captcha probably 50% of the time. Again, I use an automated solver so it's not a big deal, but Captcha is still a """"temporary"""" process, according to moot.
>>145741015>hate dallas>hate green gay
>>145741289No one ever says H town, do they?
>>145741310Fake. A niners fan would have a guy doll
>>145741322no
>>145741317Cowboys are a very popular team, albeit a very bad team that's also very funny to laugh at.
>>145741305I didn't ask you to feel bad for me. I am an unironically a cowboys fan and always will be.
>>145741289Texans are frauds. Especially Stroud.
>>145741322i've only heard cholos say it
>>145741289this team is build to win 9-10 games yearly just enough to win the division and host a playoff game that you might win if you get all of your starter on the field at the same time
>>145741322Ghetto blacks and hispanics
>>145741333forgot pic
Are they shilling F1 more than usual? I keep seeing ads for it everywhere.
>>145741325Astolfo is a dude. Are dakis somehow not fag approved?
BlownThaFuckUp
>>145741328Please keep being a Cowboys fan, it's a good laugh
Rush btfo
DAAAAAAMN
>>145741339Yeah because of the Vegas race
>>145741235Quit being a little bitch, dude.
New new>>145741356>>145741356
Roundtable Pizza
>>145741333>>145741337>just enough to win the divisionyou realize the rest of the division has>a quarterblack that dies constantly>a qb that peaked in his freshman year in college>mason "hard R" rudolph
>>145741318Original Captcha was designed to help Google books understand words that were too smudged for bots to decipherGen 2 Captcha was designed for Google Satellites to help bots understand what street signs were sayingGen 3 Captcha was designed for Google Stable Diffusion precursors to help identify complex shapes (like motorcycles) and understand perspective when generating an imageGen 4 Captcha (You are here) Is a quick snapshot that uploads your IP and comment to an AI analysis database so that GPT models can better predict how you respond to stimuli as an individual, that way they can run simulations of you as a node during various misinformation and nuclear war games to stress test the individual capacity for each citizen to successfully lead their own rebellious factionIt’s never been about “stopping bots.” It’s all data harvesting and outsourcing of google tech to better develop their AI systems. This is why moot went to Google and permanently left Captcha on 4chan
>>145741312>>145741333This sounds like our local media coverage>just win the division and compete in the ‘offsI’m kinda tired of hearing about it desu. We have the talent to be a 12-13 win team, the coaching staff is just painfully conservative. Like last week vs Detroit, Nico Collins could’ve played but since the Colts lost, they decided not to.>>145741310I feel that Ninerbro, hospital teams are our thing>>145741322Yeah, they do around here
>>145741171>complains about the captcha but not about the 15 min. timer>>145741438This site deserves to die.
make the new thread
