Who will joke paul fight in PFL?
>>145741649He called out ngubu
>>145741649derek brunson
>>145741685That roidhead sucks, he's a wmma tier fighter, portajon would win
>H-He's strongTomcels 1 second into the fight
>>145741649fedor challenged him to fight in 2026
imagine being a gane fan
Money Moicano is posting on /pol/ right now>>>/pol/488879754
wtf rizin was yesterday. why didnt no one say nothing?
Jp has made more money than every single mma fighter not named conor McGregor
>>145738926Modern NBA players are notoriously soft, but it does say something that Greg Hardy never picked up a set of gloves until he was 30 and yet was able to make it to the UFC and get several wins. How good would those NFL giganiggas like him, Myles Garrett or T.J. Watt be if they started training as teenagers? At the absolute worst they'd be top 5 heavyweights
>>145741791what does the jp stand for
>>145741782whole event is free on rizin.tv
>>145741808Jake paul
>>145741807NBA players would do horribly in MMA, cardio and absolute strength are way more important than your ability to jump high or run fast.Their frames are also terrible for MMA, Giannis for example weighs 240 at 6'11 with a 7'3 and he's the one of the most jacked nba players. That might sound good for striking but the problem is he's extremely prone to takedowns,
>>145741791loudmouth influencers make more money than others is your point?
>/box/cels
Tom eats one of these and his fragile bones are shattering
my wmma face
>ganecels don’t even know how fragile he ishis lungs literally collapse if he goes too hard in training lmfao
>>145741649What is he gonna kick someone's chest with his toe????
Wtf is this true?
>>145741955>Imagine what magumbo would have done to Derrick L-ACK!!!!!
>>145742026no, no one on 4chan is ever right
>>145742026Just get a UV lamp retared
>>145742026>>145742059you didn't have to go and do that, little buddy, I would have given you a (you)
>>145742026Yes its true. Waking up early makes a huge difference.
Stipe vs Jones was the last fight I cared about and will ever care about.
>>145742141Jones vs Aspinall?
with an impressive win over alexander volkov, there will be no question that gane is next in line for a title shot against jones.
>>145742149Holy shit!
>>145742116Yeah. I have trouble sleeping. 2 days out of the week I won't be able to fall asleep until 3-4am but having to wake up at 7 am fixes it and I'll fall asleep early the following night. Waking up at the same time every day has boosted my average mood by 80%. But it sounds so gay and retarded when you're not doing that and someone tells you it helps.
>>145742182Thats pretty much my sleeping schedule i have to wake up early but cant sleep until 3am. I just binge caffeine.
Assuming JDM vs Usman is in the works who should Edwards fight on the UK card next year?
>>145741782nippon bros... gajins are kicking our ass in our own events...
>>145742277Prates
Is jake paul the Great White Hope?
>>145742311The best fighters in the world are all White
>>145742311that was Kevin McBride
prates vs wonderbitch is the flush to make
Spammy the tranny
>>145742346@spammy
me vs tracy cortez' asshole is the fight to make
>>145742346But you love trannies?
Madame has autogynephilia now (and forever)
ya seethe?
so what's the current narrative?
>>145742407faggiest photo of all time
>>145742424aspinall is ducking gane
>>145742442GODspinall wants the winner of gayne/volkov, i’m sure he’d prefer it to be gayne
>>145742437Found the libtard
>>145742456I agree. He already smoked Volkov.
Spammy the tranny.
can godne really expose 3 of the allegedly "most dangerous strikers" in ufc history? if tommy sniffs then it's truly over for the ufc
>>145742407Libcucks lost.
Ms. Xneed’s new coping mechanism is to imagine xer already imaginary bully as a tranny, even though she loves trannies. Xhe’s a very disturbed individual.
Who revved him?
I stopped watching mma and coming here but I thought I'd stop by to post a quick meme, hopefully it's not a repost.
>>145742281>how could our .500 record fighters possibly lose?!
Beating Poatan would be great for JJ legacy. Despite clearly establishing himslf as the most accomplished LHW in MMA history, it seemed as if th competition had caught up to him by the end of his reign ending with close decisions over Santos and Reyes. Which was only made worst with those two losing over and over again in more dominant ways than Jon did.However, since Alex has beaten every post Jon champion excluding the one that Jon already beat, making light work of him would for the historyy book reestablished him as the division true and forever kingpin.
Madame revved xerself into a lifetime of autogynephilia, homosexuality and drug abuse. Sad.
>>145742407bunch of grifters
>craig was heemed by walker
HW rankings update:>stipoo retires>shamil gaziev in at #15>masterclass mick moves up>tom still interim champ
BW rankings update:>marcus mcghee in at #14>aiemann zahabi moves up to #13>martinez out
>>145742576damn, usually it takes a while for the rankings to officially admit a retirement, but they were sure with Stipe lol.
>>145742576Tai Tuivasa shouldn't be anywhere near the top 15
Spammy the revved tranny.
>>145742496Very interesting tell us more
Hey get back here you little bitch, get back here and seethe some more.
>>>/gif/28166624>HIIIIYAAAH!!
Madame the revved tranny.
Hey pussy are you still there?
>>145742604Here is an exhaustive list of UFC unranked heavyweight>Lukasz Brzeski (1-4 UFC)>Martin Buday (5-1 UFC) most notable win is a split decision robbery over the ashes of Arlovski>Hamdy Abdelwahab (1-0 UFC) last fight was in 2022>Jamal Pogues (2-1 UFC)>Sean Sharaf (0-1 UFC)>Valter Walker (1-1 UFC)>Jhonata Diniz (2-1 UFC)>Thomas Petersen (1-1 UFC)>Mohammed Usman (3-2 UFC)>Junior Tafa (2-3 UFC)>Chris Barnett (2-3 UFC)>Justin Tafa (4-4 UFC)>Austen Lane (1-2 UFC)>Don'Tale Mayes (4-6 UFC)>Kennedy Nzechukwu (7-5 UFC) 1 fight at heavyweight
Next event is asian as SHIT
Heres an exhaustive list of UFC ranked Canadians>.>..>...there are none
>>145742576tai tuivasa should be above aspinall
>>145742704Factually inacurate
>>145742496Have you been watching the netflix show about mma it has ciryl gane in it
>>145742698
>Are you still there Spamdaddy? P-please give me attention! *smokes crack* *sharts*
>>145742627about what?>>145742712No I fear it will motivate me to get into martial arts again like watching the first 2 rocky movies did
>>145742691>Are you ready to give up your butthole?>God damnit... That's my answer>Is that a yes or a no?>That's a whole yes. Get some black booty- Jon Jones
>>145742704Fact check: FALSE
Yeah nice post faggot kek
>>145742704
>SpamdaddyYam atne ham jans parist kiyon ho?
n
mmabros...
Tam* atne ham jans parist kiyon ho IC4?>>145742719It looked awful I doubt it, well good to hear you're getting yourself together b>>145742720Shut up bög
Beast of a post b
>>145742732I can't quote the GOAT?
>>145742730Big Plinny is wearing his own merch where can I cop some
Is Paul the GOAT?
>>145742737It's urdu b>>145742740Only in praise and heterosexual fashion
>>145742576If Gane beats Volkov again and Jailton beats Spivac (they will) and Aspinall beats them both for the belt (highly likely), Tom will have cleared the top 7 of his division in 11 UFC fights.
>>145742743youre better than that
>>145742727Hot fetish
>I WANT OLIVERA WE SAID WE WOULD FIGHT HIM IN BRAZIL, AFTER LIDDLE BIT RAMADAN TH->>OK BRAZZA NOW I BACK IN JANUARY NOW FOR FIGHT REAL ARMENIAN GANGSTER TSARUKYAN IN LA!
Madame’s disastrous attempts at humour prove xhe’s a real woman.
>>145742752It's urdu for why are you so gay>>145742751Am I though?
Belel should be cut
>>145742766I didn't watch this live why was DC in the octagon what did he say?
Why do you bitch about like every single post, can you ever quit crying?
>>145742769Hahaha oh boy... how good is your lip reading b
Why do you leave a trail of steatorrhea like everywhere you go, can you ever quit leaking?
>>145742772>that's a one thing [unintelligible] that's to me one fight for the world of [unintelligible] best [unintelligible]
>Why do you leave a trail of steatorrhea like everywhere you go, can you ever quit leaking?
>>145742576>ASSPAIN
Kek got em
>https://youtube.com/shorts/M9AMqwPtLPUOle Jonesy's picks are Francis, in shape DC and Tom Aspinall>>145742785One man will fight for the crown of baddest man on the planet is what I'm getting out the end and from memory. Never seen DC do this before and I'm sure Jones paid out his own pocket for it DC also released a youtube video praising Jon after the fight KWAfatB
>>145742576when are they going to start holding chael accountable for the absolute drivel he spews on a constant basis
>>145742806I think Dana and Ari just like to humiliate DC, soon we will see him pull a Mike Tyson and moon the camera
>>145742811Same with "Pick Me" Interim Tommy de su
>>145742814It's the only direction left after this
sad for Europe daily bros
>>145742816are you going to drop the gimmick when he gets promoted
>>145742811He was right you god damn retarded sack of lard zilch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qff79axCWZc&t=936s
>>145742839Why?
15:36
>>145742848your kind and their infestation plus helwanis
Are you feeling it NOW mr krabs?
what a fucking nigger
>>145742858My kind? What you mean by that?
Yeah. Remember when you tried to take a victory lap and you were wrong the whole time? That's pretty fucking funny.
>>145742877calm down abdi
Kwab, you were really feeling yourself huh? Fuckin loser you are eh?
>>145742843>>145742869>>145742878Tom is still interim champion right now and will continue to be until Jon fights him or vacates, just give up b
>>145742842What gimmick he's wearing glasses indoors like skepta and talking absolute drivel I don't mind Tom usually it's his jeet army from guru streams that irk me
the parallels between dricus and gsp are unsettling
>>145742879You may have mistaken me for someone else
>>145742882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qff79axCWZc&t=936s15:36
We have no way of confirming that Iron Mike has ever creampied Brie Chandler. Chills.
>>145742894You already posted that
I fear ill never gain mastery over my pure rageful hatred of emmanuels, makachevs and ngannous
>saved a bunch of screenshots that proved himself wrong
/heem/ - two faggots arguing and shitting up the thread
>>145742769I just tried to lip read the webm. He said "And it's only minutes to go. Gombeens. For the fight of the crown of the baddest man on the planet."
in my opinion jones is the interim champion and gane is the undisputed champion
Michael "Porkin" Parker is now ranker 14 in the UFC HW division.
https://youtu.be/1lbr0d7Fy40the asian ego is truly fascinating
>>145742917Currently the last two are a consequence of the first and as long as you remember it there is hope. I hate living among enablers
>>145742917>emmanuelswho?
Getting born in the state of Mississipi
>>145742963Who indeed. Don't look up Ari's siblings and dad btw
>>145742965Jon truly is blessed
>>145742956Hunk won that shit
>>145742960I pray we re-apply their own laws upon them once again. Auge um Auge, Zahn um Zahn.
Crazy how all of the Jon ducking antics have left Khabib alone atop GOAT mountain
>>145742956big ank is going to slaughter this doo
>>145742994Yeah that's pr- heyyyyy, wait a minute...
>>145742994actually, khabitch was exposed as a duck long ago CSO
*leaves thread*
Paul vs Conor in MMAor Paul vs Jones in boxingThese are the fights to make.
>>145743013>Joe, we've got Molina in position
>>145743013>Joe, the new Schaub comedy special is about to start
>>145742281Last guy is Japanese
ian garry picks shaubcat apart in a boring and cowardly leon-esque pointfight shitshow
>>145743013>Joe, your retired navy seal buddies are having a JO sesh in the green room
>>145743013Finally Khabib's running has a worthy competitor
>ufc 350>jones vs ovareem
>>145742994islam is the superior dagi and is higher than khabib on GOAT list
Squis
The Gane win over Jones has aged tremendously like a wine
>>145743013>Joe, your Rye Bread covered in fried eggs and jalapeños is ready
With every day that passes, we inch closer and closer to this pic becoming reality. How hard will BDScels seethe when this becomes reality?
I forgot the unabomber died
>>145743131big tom deserves to be with us on this picture
>>145743101LOL. Like that one pic???
>>145743157there used to be a unabomber poster
>>145743013>Mr.Rogan, sir, theres a tremendously unfunny standup act occuring at a nearby bar full of gay hipsters
>>145743164It was the unabomber
>>145743013>Me. Rogan, we got an almost naked black man waiting in the back
>>145743131>tfw still no decent HW brazza
>that feel when jojua is only for brazzas
>>145743191The fabled heavyweight brazza has finally revealed himself and will take his rightful place on the throne.SOON
>>145743157Rectal cancer b. Just like Abdulnamap
>>145743206actually it was a self heem b but he did have schaubcutter cancer, twalf.
>>145743198Her phat Georgian milkers are property of Akhmat Fight Club
>>145743013>Joe, Ben Shapiro just got here and he's requested our goodest goy be delivered immediately
>>145743013why is he limping?
>>145743304cuz he's got a dookie loaded and ready to go
>>145743362He did it all for the dookie
>>145743389
The kombucha mushroom people
>my flacid meng reached 16,9cm this morning can't wait to measure it while fully erect
joe rogan is a faggot who talks too much, literally no man in history has gossiped more than that bald little poof
>>145743206Kys nigger
>>145742691This dindu needs a shotgun round to the chest
>>145743421
>>145743400you need to kill yourself
Islam Makachev is a stain on Abdulnamap's legacy.
>>145743419motivated big brown kills jake paul
>>145743419crazy how the pad holder makes the person hitting pads look 10x better than they actually are
>>145743473Pfft. Schaub literally slept Cro-Cop. Hate all you want
>>145743448why do you think he killed himself?
>>145743419the motivation that made me take up boxing
if jamahal got lean he’d be a great middleweight
Could you imagine Jiri vs Schaub in their primes?
JAMA hall Hill
265 - defeated Ciryl Gane - won interim HW championship270 - defeated Francis Ngannou - won undisputed championship285 - defeated Stipe Miocic309 - defeated Tom Aspinall317- defeated Alex PereiraJon Jones was the GOAT
Jamahala Hillis
>>145743563What’s up with this guy?
Derick Cleary off a bean
>>145743131Nightmare blunt rotation
>>145743620Dream Kvass rotation
>>145743448Islam look super weird
>>145743632Great webm b, I wish it had audio
>>145743598Haven't compiled enough data, he's welcome vis a vis he's a heemer and I have nothing against the people of Pori. Old though so not a prospect
>>145743700I can add screaming to it if you want but in some 9/10 bongs
>>145743708
>>145743700I want to re-do it with all of Jon Jones' fuckery. No better representation of the death wheeze of MMA.
>>145741649This form of teep wouldn't hurt 12 years old ladyboy here
>>145743448Why did Khabib's fazza look like a shriveled up little T*rk by the time of his death if this is what he looked like in his youth?
>>145743729Kvass ages you
>>145743735Yeah, but he straight changes race.How the fuck did that happen?
watching Stipe's Heavyweight title reign, he really was lucky. he won the title because werdum was fucking retarded and got cocky and defended against overeem because overeem made a mistake and wrestlefucked francis when the latter hadn't learn how to defend takedowns yet. his only good performances was the second rematch against DC and his defence against a washed up JDS
>>145741649
>>145743738Kvass and a little meldonium brazza
>>145743304he's bricked up
Anyone want to see Volkanovski's oiled up brick?
>>145743773No thanks
Jon kicked the fuck out of Stipe
>>145743742You didn't like the first Francis fight? He absolutely dismantled Francis in that fight.
>>145743742just as i suspected, no good wins to be found anywhere
>>145743712For what purpose
Just won the heavyweight championship in my mind, AMA
>>145743856What's his name?
i win the interim flyweight title via dq illegal knee
Fresh drunk fuck slop
>Fuck you, Aspinal
Prince Mclean? more like Bar Wenches Assistant Mclean.
imagine a super fight between the undisputed champion jon jones and the interim champion tom aspinall. would that even be allowed?
>>145743888Americans name em we claim em
>>145743884I drank half a bottle of proper 12 and went to the dentist. He said i have 2 wisdom teeth growing simultaneously and my face looks like someone heemed me. I was thinking about rawdogging it but he gave me some drugs and i cant say no to drugs.
>>145743917Ket is pretty good for visiting the toothheemer
What’s next for America’s champ?
*enters the thread**assumes hero position*
>>145743914his name would be cooler if he was called Mikko "The Massacre" Mclean
>>145743940I have a horse so im well over ket for a long while now. Earlier today i fed him some broccoli and he noticed my face is all fucked up and licked my swollen side.
>>145743945>assumes hero positionthere's something wrong with the chandlers
Hap is a hard court hero
casuals don't know that gane's grappling is even better than his striking, we just never get to see it.
>>145744030Hap my sneed
Me when cong wang xieeemz
>>145743917pull them into your guard sooner rather then later
>>145744015>there's something wrong with the chandlers
>>145743945
if islam makhachev had any class, he would retire immediately so jon jones can move to p4p #1
I think Jake can actually be kind of alright in MMA. In MMA you can get away with being much more of a bum than in pretty much every other combat sport.
This is insane. Chills.
>>145742407the only good thing about these grifters is that they are not libshit demons
>>145744098Most good MMA fighters are great at one thing minimum, elite MMA fighters are great at multiple things. Paul isn’t great at any martial art
>>145744134God it feels good to be Yanchad
jake paul could be a ranked ufc middleweight if he were dedicated to it
>>145743448Islam has the best wins out of all of those so it evens out
>>145744134nice to see dustin hosting their face-off
>>145744273>>145744284You made the same joke twice b
>No you see jon jones isn't the GOAT fedor is even doe Jon easily beat the dude who blew up fagdors fat bussy twice in bumator Why are JDS sissies like this
We have bussy on a filter in the bonescord so you never see filth like this^
Hey pussy you're still there?
khaBITCHsisters.... our response?
>>145744352wtf is with topuria
TOMMY ASPINALLASPINALLTOMMY ASPINAAAAAAAAALLNANANANANANANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOMMY ASPINALL
>>145744352Dear oh dear the kvasscord are fuming rn
Top 10 Most reddit fighters 1. Moreno 2. Volkanovski 3. Whittaker4. Aspinall5. Holloway6. Pereira 7. Ferguson 8. Tuivasa9. Prochazka10. Strickland
Top 10 Canadian fighters:
I only boy DDP and Volkov.
Top 10 Canadian fighters:1. The GOATRest don't matter.
>>145744284It looks like Figgy frame mogs and hand mogs Yan here
>>145744400
>>145744362
>>145744390great picture
Crazy to think Islam emasculated dookie so hard infront of his woife that he got a bunch of cringy tattoos to feel more "manly"
>>145744409lil Joeybros...
>>145744439Benavidez must have a 10 inch dick
>>145744134Actually one of the most exciting matchups of the year. Desperately want Yan to win but have a feeling that it's Fig.
>>145743427Before you pull that trigger, I want you to consider that this man has dedicated his life to the teachings of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Are you still pulling that trigger?
>>145744439whos the khazarian milkers?
>on an all hands call with the CEO>some faggot complains about us advertising on the UFCFucks sake these people are petty as shit.
>>145744134Humble Yan (post Merab rape) is undefeated
>>145744460Nah. Italian American women just like little brown men for some reason.
Looking at the career of Sean O'Malley upon reflection. Was he a good fighter?
>>145744372>mysteriously no blackshmm it's almost like you're a Chinese cuckold
>>145744526no
>>145744526>>145744529he was a superstar
>>145744527Which of the active haps is reddit
>>145744497>not interjecting with "i could heem every here"you failed us anon
>>145744534it takes a lotta energy to be a superstar
>>145744535Kevin Holland.
>>145744526the story isn't over yet. the o'malley flyweight arc will carry the ufc in 2025.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>145744537CEO was based and basically told them to fuck off and think about the business and not politics.
>>145744409we can see the high heels, ms olivi
>>145744535>muh precious blacks aren't plebbit!
>#14 Marcus McGheeManiac mengs we literally cannot stop winning
>>145744566Good Lord
FACT: there are 0 reddit blacks in the UFC.
yan by murder
>>145744561Name one
>>145744566Based architect
>>145744582Derrick Lewis
>>145744535buckley, holland, chris curtis, usman, pissy, bobby green, khalil, lewisbound to be more unranked shitters i'm forgetting
>>145744566Bet his Mrs cooks some mean scran. Feet up, spliff in hand, Mrs cooking a mean meal. The mcgee method
>>145744576Michael hit em with the Hap, and ended it with the Ace. Absolutely based.
>>145744566
>>145744552still poor form from you desu, CEO could have recognised you as a heem machine and promoted you so you'd see him at the top
>>145744542>>145744588>>145744589Will accept Holland, Khalil and Hot Bawllz I was wrong for once
Danielle Tatum. Who would've thought she would dethrone the Lafeyete Legend for the top spot as PAWG milf. Maniac Chads stand up
>>145744134Figgy dripped out fr
>>145744603It's a large international corp anon, people can write in questions ahead of time and the CEO will read them and then answer them, nobody's mics are enabled.
yan only lost to champions
>>145744526He needs to make peace with the fact that he needs to quit being a "striker" and become a mixed martial artist instead.I think he'd be pretty dangerous if he learned greco-roman and/or judo. The times in which a fighter could just strike, learn "takedown defense" (which is bullshit) and use BJJ when taken down have been over for like 5 years now.
>>145744460Schaub confirmed Joey B has one of the biggest hawlgs in MMA
>>145744635Schaub has a black belt in dicks
>>145744591Mcghee does the cooking b, he has a peachy cooking show on Youtube. Much better programming than cooking with V*lk
>>145744635Schaub strikes me as a peter peeper
>>145744632figgy is a champion
Reminder. Mike Breedan was removed from the UFC for using forbidden techniques against Anjul
>>145744657fuck
>>145744635bigger than mousasi's?
magaysia
>>145744674i believe he brought up joey b, rashad evans, and ortega as the top 3
/box/CHADS>discussing combat sports/heem/FAGS>discussing dicksMany such cases. Sad!
>>145744684Schaub claims to have an 8 inch corey
>>145744702/box/CHADS
Fuck winter is coming, so lethargic in the mornings I don't want to get out of bed and adult today
>and adult today
Official sponsor of the UFC manscaped™ my meng on the company dime just now
Humans are supposed to hibernate just like bears and they are hiding the studies from us
>>145744684seems like he doesn't know hakeem dawodu
>>145744753T. AdolescentI am a hunter and you are a gatherer
>>145744784Which gay bar are you going to be hunting in tonight?
>>145744790I could hunt your for sport, maggot.
I bet you fuckin scrubs wish I still posted in here. But here's the thing kids, I grew up.And maybe, just maybe, you should too.
https://x.com/misfitsboxing/status/1858877808216359179?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQtillbros…
/heem/ sisters... our response?
>>145744798Same. 20s are gone and it's time I do the role intended in this civilized society and find a woman to procreate with and live as God intended.
>>145744801Till vs. Nick is the fight to make
>>145744818Isn't that the crackhead who sucks dick on Saratoga Boulevard?
>>145744818This fucking arson maniac belongs in a nuthouse
>>145744801beautiful boxing darren
Good for Till. Easy 10 mil, 80-0 in muay that, no scrub for sure. Legend of Liverpool King of the Mersay. Let's go
>>145744855He has inbred genetic eye spacing and that would also explain a lot regarding his career
>I could hunt your for sport, maggot.
>>145744855This man was butchering Dricus on the feet until his ACL gave out
>>145744855>His coverup tattoo is STILL unfinishedHow fucking poor is he
Tommy Fury is absolute dogshit, winnable fight for Till even with the state he’s in
>>145744886Tommy obliterated Jake who would easily kill toilet till.
imagine if darren till had a functioning right acl
Two faggots having sex in the middle of the cage.
>>145744894Jake had covid and still dropped Tommy with a lazy jab in the last round. Fury gets handled in a rematch.
darren till is what bo nickal would be if they fast tracked him to fight the top guys
heeminder all the world’s top boxers are mixed martial artists
>>145744566You know he's just putting the hurtin on that baleen every fucking night.Also, I'd rather fuck her that eat Olivi's """cooking"""
>>145744919This is an intelligent post
>>145744576Post the little boy swing and misses he did on Charles lmao I literally cringed at how bad he looked that fight
>>145744566He looked like a world beater against Martinez no cap. Better more faster hands than Aldo
>>145744935World beater and the world eater
>>145744947kek
>>145744566Real unique looking individual
Marcus McGhee has the same build as Joe rogan
Marcus McGhee got the same teeth as 50 cent
Mixed Race Martial Arts
>tommy urine - dogshit>tony asspiss - dogshitBigthink
GODspinall murders every bulgarian that's ever lived with his bare hands
Glorilla, so hot right niw
>>145744987jon jones defending his belt again tonight (she burnt his dinner)
>>145744855Has he given up on life in general?
>>145744566This is what the founding fathers looked like
>>145745037OHHHHHHHHH HIS DAUGHTERS ARE TRAUMATIZED
>>145745038wouldn't you?
i've never heard marcus mcghee speak
>>145745049In general or in his situation?
>>145745038hes been nee deep in pussy lad, u would be surprised what blockasset pays someone like till, he just wants a easy payday against Furry, I doubt I let him out more than 3 rounds
>>145745088He is quite unironically a broke reddit bitch
>>145745087if you were darren till wouldn't you give up on life?
>>145744884Kek
Nicked my meng it was a silly endeavor
>>145745125why woud he give up on life? Cash for days laddd
>>145744855Why isn't Dana taking care of his HoF veterans?
>>145745133Should have used Manscaped Lawnmower 5.0 with skin safe technology b. Protect yourself at all times.
>>145745149Daner is not a hotel
>>145742743https://www.fullviolence.com/
>>145745160What if he was though and was like >What's up guys I'm a five star hotel
>>145745181>favouritefake quote bo niggal would never speak british
>>145745174Try to order room service and you just hear>we don't do that here that isn't what we do
Chav Nickal
crazy that till gave all them scrubs the blueprint to beeting ddp
>>145745181Bo do be having some crispy $100 fades though (I would know what a $100 haircut looks like)
>>145745199I can't tell if you think that's a cheap haircut or an expensive one? that's just normal, that's like 100 dollar shoes, baseline.
>>145744807/heem/ is much more advanced in the fields of psychological warfare, machiavellian tactics, and dark triad traits
I think I can beat Mike Tyson
>>145745125It’s tawlf, since I don’t know which rumors about him are actually true, besides him having a shitload of kids.
Tom Aspinall has been STRIPPED.
>>145745205>heems his own nuts>thinks it's merely a skill issueI mean it's good to acknowledge that you are not firing on all cylinders, but nothing beats the safe trim that Manscaped can provide. Manscaped, the official body hair trimmer of the UFC.
>>145745217Ong I'm pretty sure any man under 50 could
>>145745229My uncle Niilo (Topi's dad) is 63 and could heem Mike Tyson
Jake Paul should come out with an Aaron Carter "Just Beat Shaq" type song about Mike Tyson
>>145745221Jon is truly the GOAT to beat a man without fighting him
>>145745221Holy shit, Chael was right
I haven't shaved or trimmed my meng or shaubhole in like 10 years and chicks never cared besides the occasional hair in mouth
>>145745221That's my favorite Depeche Mode song bruv
>>145745254Yeah because you get no bitches, got your own pubes in your own mouth.
>>145745221Beasts of the earth and fishes of the sea
>>145745221AAAAAAAAAAAAANDNEEEEEWWWWWWWKWABOTYTIMMYKEK TROLLEYREDDDDDDIT!!!
>>145745254Some of us are high test males in dire need of Manscaped™, the official body hair trimmer of the UFC.
For me, it's the retarded Toyo Tires commercials.
>>145745261Oh I get a plethora of bitches try again
>>145745221>Interim Title HolderSorry to get your hopes up bonespoofters
Conor confirmed that Aspinall looks terrible in sparring and that it's a very favorable matchup for Jon everywhere.
Conor is a drunken coke head
ASSPISS? You mean that guy who got taken down by a highschool rugby player?
>>145745332When Conor talmsbout combat sports, I listen
>>145745206look at this fighting nerd over here
Reyes picking stipe has to be the biggest story loss of the week. Jon messed him up so bad jan and jerry didnt even have a real opponent.
Khamzat is a beast
Remember when dana didn't give a fuck about this can at all and only started promoting him as the "GOAT" of HW after Nigbooboo burned him?Also what a pathetic retirement, literally nobody cared.
>>145742357How can a 3cm tall human withstand it in there, joe?
>>145745392Ironic that the fight Jon thought would cement his legacy has torpedoed it instead
>>145745428We need a separate heem with no marks who post things this low iq Jonesy just made at least 10 million dollars I doubt your adulation is needed big dawlg
>>145745441Just lost a lot of respekt for you Finland no way Dana let's his fighters take home 8 digits
Ray Borg is my Jon Jones
>>145745457Lesnar made some 8 million for UFC 200 and he's no Bonesy
Do people still think Bo niggal has a chance against zatDADDY?
>>145745392Its because he isn't likeable and has a aura of a guy who says the N word
who cares about ufc.com rankings. we all know tapology is the only place that really understands mma
>its 2024 and cazzies still think Jones is a drawl
Jon calling Poatan out while that nigga dances gangnam style in south korea
Does connor post here?
>>145745521Khamzat should be no.2 Strickbeast is the only one who can stop him
>>145745532Khamzat already inskpected stricksissies bamhole is sparring b
>>145745529Yeah
>>145745537It's different under the lights b Strick goes psycho in the cage not in sparring
the champ has a name
>>145745529He gets off his noodle on bugle and spams about pozzed loads but pretends he's brown so we don't notice
>>145745545I sure hope he does
>>145745545BELAL. MUHAMMAD.
The Champ Belal "Remember the Name" Muhammad Has A Name
Kek what's wrong with the f*ench I'm all for eskimo bros but they're taking the piss again
Khamzat has never left an opponent looking like this
>>145745373It was a clear win that was taken away from him. For a weak mind that must have been devastating.
>>145745332based on 30 seconds of him sparring with rico verhoeven for a youtube video. the issues with that is that 1. they're just having fun2. rico is about a billion times better at striking than jon
Eddie Alvarez vs Jeremy Stephens for Knucklemania V, absolute kino
>>145745621Wdwtch lil bro
>>145745529rape
>>145745621Eddys wife is hot af
>>145745621Who the fook is the guy on the right?
Tom reddit unfortunately has 3 losses and will therefore never be an MMA GOAT.
bader should fight de fries and winner fights jones
Poatan vs Asspainal, the winner fights Jones
>>145745660>the winnerjust say Aspinall
reminder poatranny got a tilesho off a bruno silva win
>>145745565Finishing an opponent means u have the potential to kill them but willingly stop because the ref. Its a lot worse than going 5 rounds and giving opponent a black eye.
>>145745696He got it off beating Strickland
Aspinal has never even kissed s girl before
>>145741711lmfao when he tries it the second time to see if hes actually a god and realizes it was just technique and that the dude was slippery
Kek are Till is mouthing off at Tyson Fury's dad and doing us proud
>>145745714>has three kids>never kissed a girlimpressive ngl. there's hope for all of us
>>145745713same as makachev getting it off a bobby green win tbhon
>>145745722Do slavs really take pride in being gypsies lmao here in America they are associated with being disgusting scammers
You gotta live the Tillster>>145745753Amerifat with all due respect, shh
Jones has never submitted to another man unlike Tom
Darren Till makes me think bongs can't be all bad
>>145745751Bobby Green subbed Tony Ferguson. Put some respec' on his name
>>145745772you literally love us mate
>>145745777I also know a lot about bacteria b don't self report being a midwit
>>145745770Ohhhhhh nooooononono Thom sisters....pretty much an screenshot as gay of him sucking dicks right there. Respectfully.
Tom got submitted by a heel hookGane finished somebody with a heel hookAre you starting to see the pattern here?
aspinall was never good. i've been saying it for years.
>twists the leg the way it's supposed to go
>>145745565>strickGAPED after one minute with zatDADDY
WAMSG?
shamil gaziev is officially ranked
>>145745827Dana needs to stop letting these neanderthal third world subhumans in the UFC a injury like this should never occur at the top level of mma promotions
Reddit is furious that Jon passed poabussy in the rankings
>>145745782Bum bacteria from the dementia dookie diapers you devour, the taste test isn't considered especially scientific sadly
>why is there heckin injuries in my bloodsport
>>145745848It was a legal maneuver and Silva or Weidmans injury was worse plus a bunch others
>Dana needs to stop letting these neanderthal third world subhumans in the UFC a injury like this should never occur at the top level of mma promotions
poatran had to crotchsniff against strickgodhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/65wQdypC0HE
MMA should be illegal. If drugs are illegal because you're not allowed to harm yourself, then likewise mma should be illegal for the same reason.
Jessica Eyes reveal was surprisingly disappointing
>MMA should be illegal. If drugs are illegal because you're not allowed to harm yourself, then likewise mma should be illegal for the same reason.
>>14574588238 years of age mate
>>145745881my boomer dad thinks like this. not only about mma, but also boxing and american football
In the morning glad I seeMy foe outstretched beneath the tree.
>>145745900>>145745900>>145745900>>145745900
>>145745897Good thing that poofter lives up there
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>>145745899Excellent post
>>145745902Do you really think I'm going to click on /box/, you numpty?
Is Dana really letting a guy that's 1-3 in his last four fights get a title shot?
