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>>145749302
*enters the thread*
>>145749313Fake
>>145749302Overeem tripping Pavlobitch
KWAB!!!Every white bitch laughs at crybaby LWDickspinall!
>>145749313
>>145749313ive fucked over 50 prostitutes. oldest 32, youngest 20. this is true
>>145749324>people thought PabloBussy would beat Jones
kidnapping a wmma fighter to prove a point
>>145749361Riyadh Season Nacho UFC, man what an event
>>145749344Pavlobitch sucks, he kos that bum Jones tho. Reem is a different animal
>>145749361>strawweight wmmarandomly reminded that this is still a thing, I am in aweby the way, I remember seeing and interview Till did with Bisping a few years ago, saying he was into "male porn" at the time, I can't even begin to fathom what went so horribly wrong
>>145749396No he doesn't, every HW other than Tom is a gigabum
>>145749408Volkov beats ur beloved roid monkey too
>>145749421you said the same about Gane
>the wrestlelet will beat Jones this time!kek jonhaters are delusional
conor mcgregor will fight in 2025 and only losers doubt
>the wrestlelet in question
If Volkov had bettr defensive wrestling he would be the nightmare matchup for Jon.
>>145749408need the tony justin one now
If i was 6'5 250lbs ripped with the best striking and wrestling skills on the planet on top of an infinite gas tank, granite chin, and unbreakable will I'd be a nightmare matchup for Jon.
>>145749361Is Jauregui the only case of a chinlet WMMA fighter?
>>145749531no, i could chin the vast majority of them and im not even a professional fighter
If i was 6'5 250lbs ripped with the best striking and wrestling skills on the planet on top of an infinite gas tank, granite chin, and unbreakable will I'd be Tom Aspinall.
> 6'5 250lbs ripped with the best striking and wrestling skills on the planet on top of an infinite gas tank, granite chin, and unbreakable will
>>145749546>colby profile pic >incredibly retarded opinion clockwork
sirgay
what am i doing here
Colby Covington has been appointed secretary of federal reserve
>>145749426He started training grappling in 2019, gane would lose every1 with a brain knew
weird how the vibe in the air right now is that jon will actually fight tom even though that shit will never happen
>>145749361This is how slamdaddy does topuria
Jon Jones is an embarrassment to the white race.
If Ponzinibbio never got that Blood Infection back in 2018 and the fight Usman didn't get scrapped.. Let's just say that Usman's title reign would have NEVER happened.Gente Boa by Knockout.
>>145749686Sirgay is a beast of a grappler fersure, that’s why he looked like a beetle that got flipped on its back vs flushed reem
>>145749818Pavlovich would press forward dumbass, he wouldnt be all retarded like 0 grappling gane. Pavlovich has some understanding of grappling, Gane was a Basketball Player and Muay Thai fighter until 2019
>>145749818>he looked like a beetle that got flipped on its back vs flushed reemIt's funny because it's true
Tom will KO Jones.Volkov would TKO Jones.Pav would TKO Jones.
>>145749809Talking of title reigns they only happened because of random illness
>>145749852Damn you are retarded
>>145749864your little roid monkey cant hide for much longer, boy going out cold soon. Francis coming back too, he ending his career getting folded 3 fights in a row and will die of a brain bleed in the 3rd bout
>>145749876My nigga, Volkov lost to Ciryl fucking Gane
>>145749864It’s a fart hairy simp so that goes without saying
>>145749818the reem is just that good, bullied Jon in training regularly.
>>145750149Posted without comment.
The best fighters in the world. Chills.
Aspinall has a huge and long chindoesn't it make it easier to hit him in the chin and knock him out
>>145750217>The best fighters in the worldare dricus du plessis & tom aspinall
#Ganeback
>>145750220Quite the opposite he's got that inbred retard chin.There's no brain cells in there to heem
Turns out stipe has a even softer body than DC KWAB
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH POATAN WITH A FLYING KNEE, ASPINALL IS IN TROUBLE, HE IS IN BIG TRO--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH ITS OVER STOP THE FIGHT, STOP THE FIGHT HE IS OUT!! JUST LIKE THAT! OH MY GOODNESS, HOW ABOUT THAT? ALEX "POATAN" PEREIRA HAS DONE IT! WOW!! ALEX "POATAN" PEREIRA IS YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND THE FIRST TRIPLE CHAMP IN UFC HISTORY.Soon.
oh so tom's inbred now, what happened to him being polish?
>tom reddit and rico reddit linked up
Any MMA discussion not revolving around JUSTIN GAETHJE is unnecessary
>>145750295
Yeah if connor could stop raping woman that would be great.
>>145750233Tom doesn’t rate du gapey sadly
bro holy fuck what did roids do to mir's head
>>145750339when you are a double champ, you get to do these thingsits the way of the world, you must understand
>>145750286>8Both can be true
>>145750350didnt ask sadly
ColBBC is back for one last gaping
>>145749809You know a fighter's the real deal when he tko's Magny "Neil" Standing. Chills and levels.
>zatdaddy is a gay rapist with AIDS>Excellent and factual post brother, salam alaykum.
>>145750411Now everyone knows he has a millimeter Peter
>>145749818Lmfao.
Emmeth would heem Aspinal
>>145750411Cinema.
>>145750350don't drag your hero tommy down with your own insecurities
>>145750396Du piggy = blogbusser ZatDADDY = neggflix I’m afraid
bo, paddy, khamzatonly one will be champion, and hes not englishhes from liverpool
>>145750411>gets tased twice but doesn't even flinchholy fucking based
>I-I t-hrew hand sanitizer at the guy one time
>>145750430Average dick length is 4 inches
>>145750586you would know
Bo will be champion
>>145750603No, i have horse 6 incher
>>145750617
>>145750617i would
Jon is sending love to all of you struggling right now (especially you retarded Scottish incel)
>>145750617she already beat the champ
>>145750634you know the average because you have seen a lot of dicks
>>145750617This is proof God exists and he has a sense of humour.
>>145750220chin is an outdated term from when people didnt know shit, "chin" is really just how strong your neck muscles are and whether you tuck your chin to engage them or not
>*stares into the thread*
>>145750810who are these guys
>>145750938What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing she didn't learn the first time! Hahahahahahah
>>145749347>kidnapping a wmma fighte-ACK!
>>145751045that one's a bum, imagine what valentina could have done
>>145751072Valentina probably carries a gun on her, shed have killed the dude
>>145750675Damn I wish he would fuck my wife then let me lick up the aftermath
>>145751129take your antipsychotics
>>145751129We know Dana
>>145750938You just don’t see love like this anymore baka
>>145749324>>145749312>dana pays reemjob to come out of retirement to fight portajon >poowis or fahill gets a titleshot>portajon goes back to lhw for pereddit and crotchsniffs himWhich one is gonna happen?
>>145751129Excellent post.
>>145751045Doo looks like Oleg Mongol, but Brazilian.
>*enters thread*
Put some bbq sauce on deenz, did not disappoint
>>145751268What kind of deenz you eating b
You now remember Oliveira getting cut in sparring which had the butterfly effect of Holloway getting knocked out for the first time.
>>145750675He's sending love to men? Yeah that seems about right
>>145751394I wish he would bust in me and my wife's faceIm white
That kind of day at the office eh champ?
Jon Jones has a giant cock. Imagine sucking it. I'm not.
Cocainer McRaper
Imagine Jon Jones stretching out Conor McGregor
>>145751616I'm sure Jonny Bones would like it the other way around
>arguable MMA GOAT vs. heavyweight MMA GOAT>not even a tenth as many views as a 60 year old vs. a Disney Channel industry plant in a ""dying"" sport Explain yourselves right now
>>145751644No he likes stretching out sissy white boys like us.How many inches could you take before your bussy whistles?
>>145751711Jake Paul is the MMA GOAT
>>145751807Kwab Jones aint stretching out anything with his little microclitty. Dude has zero bulge
just watched the jones fight and damn it wasn't even close
>>145751711Bowser vs Eggman is the fight
>>145751848why are you quoting jon's daughter calling the police on him?
>>145751844Jon "little bone" Jones
>>145751848Stipe always sucked he was just always the taller fighter
>>145751844My wife can make his penis grow
so just how good is curtis blaydes?
>>145751928I'm sure she (male) would b
>>145751934He survived a whole minute with Aspinall so pretty damn good I'd say
>>145752012Idk if I'd call whatever Jon's packing a 'penis' but you do you lol
can't wait to watch tom fight again december next year after jon finally announces his retirement
>>145751934Curtis would beat portajon
>>145751912Not against stefan Stru-actually you may be onto something
Jon Jones daddy everyone... a SuperSpann victim lol
>>145752031All the white women he's fucked seem to disagree
>>145752115Beautiful feints Dom
>>145752142Scissoring isn't fucking b
>>145752166He fucks white women with his Black penis
>>145752155Levels upon levels
>>145749312The goat WerDOOM would tap Jones in less than a minute
>>145752115Just how good is Anthony Lionfart Smiff
I would like to see reyes fight stipe. We need to see which one is better.
>>145752204At his oldst and most flushed Werdum instantly submitted Jon's greatest rival
>>145752115Reyes looks so funny when he gets KO'd
>werpoom
Jonesbros, how we feeling?
>>145752474zesty
>>145752329I don't remember Werdum fighting Jon's fiancée
>>145752488She was deep in his triangle choke
>>145752385>blitz forward>get countered>blitz forward again>get hit with the same counter>dieHeavyweight is WMMA with one punch KO power
>>145752385OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>145752533Penaesque in his striking Joe
>Pedo Can fight week>Pooberg fight week >JTB fight week >heem's dead
I WANNA HEEMIWANTTOHEEM
>>145751711you keep posting the same image on different vpns
funny idea: mma fights but with sopranos commentary and them saying ohhhhhh
one. more. sleep.
I WANNA HAWKI WANT TUAHHAWK
dana likes tom and alex. thats why he won't let either of them fight Jon Jones
Bo Nickal went in there with a MARAUDER and came out unscathed
>>145752980no dickal was so terrified of this guy he refused to use the skillset he's been training his entire life
>>145752980hill and ank beat everyone listed here
chase hooper will be to islam who tom is to jones
>>145752980You laugh but Volkan will fight for a title again after he heems Ulberg Saturday
>>145749302Just how good is bo? He dominated a guy who made Magomed submit. And at a higher weight class. So Paul had the weight bully advantage.
>>145752980Paul Craig got an hair transplant. The dude is an faggot and needs to be cut and sent to Haggis FC or whatever the fuck.
"heems bony jony"
>>145753147Isn't this kid vegan? How can he eat pizza?
>>145753147Thats a yikes from me dawg
>>145753176They have Vegan cheese. Vegan yeast though? Idk, maybe just baking soda?
>>145753147Crocodiles and their unreal what?
>>145753147>their not they're>addicted to a sports gacha gameRough; I knew they were all retarded but still...
>>145753147>Not playing videogamesI think Ian is an nice guy but what in the Kentucky fried fuck is that?
Whenever Conor is, he must rape.
>>145753202>>145753209the media member mong that makes these lists is some ex-junkie retard with dyslexia spelled michael wrong too
>>145753147Why does everyone have a favorite quote.What's your favorite quote heem?
>>145753294Why does anyone have a favorite anything? Preferences are for homosexuals and degenerates
>>145752828>This main event is brought to you Satriali's, the official sandwich of the UFC.
>>145753147the day his wife read that she was so embarrassed she fucked 3 guys more than usual. so 23.
heeeem
>>145753294>Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.Attributed to Franklin from what I've heard but I think he just popularized it.
>>145753333Aljo has been in the ufc since fuckin 2014
most people don't know that jon jones has only been in the ufc since 2021
Aladana's face is still pretty fucked up
>>145753294Don't fear meFear the consequences
*sniff* eugh what the fuck is that? you smell that?
>>145753294If you heem your enemies, they win - Justin Trudeau
>>145753376cuteCUTE!
>>145753376Imagine emptying all of your cum into her
>>145751711Okay, if the espn highlights are the metric you want to use...>Jake vs Nate ESPN highlights166k views>Jake vs Mike ESPN highlights32million viewsGuess we can confirm Paul isn't the one bringing in the views lol
sean strickland vs ksi... now that's a fight i would watch
Lets be honest. If jon jones was resized to 155 lbs, islam would kill him.
>>145753147He knows his shit as far as heems goes.
>>145753294"Its only smells"
Jean Striquelanne
>>145753512jones wouldn't have been knocked out by a fucking campbells chunky chicken noodle soup can at any point
my signed payton talbott ufc shorts just arrived. i bet you poor fucks wish you could afford these. kek too bad.
>>145753575those are very clearly not ufc shorts b
>>145753469
>>145753512lmao it's a nice little fantasy but we don't to see what jones would do to islam in this position. Islam already looks like post-injured Prichard Colon as it is. No one wants to see an actual downy get battered to death b.
>>145753574And islam wouldnt lose a decision to THE dominic reyes, which is infinitely worse than a flash ko
>>145753607dominick reyes > adriano fartins
>>145753602ok i didn't think about that kek your right
How do we see Buckley vs Covington going?I think Colby drowns him and looks kinda good before getting heemed
>>145753673Colby is getting gigaweemed. This is an flushing.
>>145753684This, buckley will simply heem
>>14575367348-47 48-47 and 49-46 declaring your winner by unanimous decision colby chaos covington
>>145753673colby has sucked for years, buckley heems.
>>145753673colby will heemmark my words
All posts hating on Strickland, Aspinall or any other elite White fighter are made almost invariably by Spics. So glad they are getting deported.
>>145753673Colby is too old and slow. Buckley by 2nd round heem and Colby hangs up the gloves
Fuck asspeenall and Shitlend jajajaja
kek, people actually like strickraped?
>>145753881>>145753892Enjoy your one way trip to diarrhea-water land, Lopez and Ramirez.
>>145753673Right now Buckley seems like the absolute worse matchup for an aging Colby. More than good enough takedown defense. He will intimidate him with his blacksplosiveness and then heem the shit out of him. Gets him out of there in 2 or wins the decision, doesn’t matter
I'm gonna do it. I'm finally gonna watch this after almost a year of it being shilled to me.
>>145753942Buckley ain't winning a decision against Colby. If he wins it's by heem
>>145753953I just remembered the fight was 5 rounds, yeah it’s less likely
>>145753602He DOES like him! Is that part of the Islam meme in the wheelchair???
*farts on you
literally it takes to beat colby is not backing up to the fence, as long as buckley's not afraid of his pitter patter volume punching he wins with ease, short notice camp for colby is also a factor
>>145753673The fans.
colpiss is flushed, inactivity and age has caught up with him.
motivated colbeast is unheemable and therefore wins automatically
ColBEAST will ship this poc back to the early prelims
Colby is literally the most boring pitter patter fighter on the roster but all you contrarian faggots love him because >le epic chuddie drumpf supporter. Can't wait until that bitch retires
>>145754009I think Buckley's hammer blocks and his particular guard are going to make Colby hesitant to throw his set up kicks. That's how he broke his foot last time.
Colby Covington, what a waste of a career!
>>145754071colby had a great career for having absolutely zero finishing ability
i think colby is a little bitch, but financially he's made the best decisions he could with his boring as fuck style.
>have to wait 900 seconds to make a post
You gotta love Ole Jonesy
prime stipe would have heemed
official goat list just dropped
Belel should be cut
>>145754199
>>145754077that would be Belal, Colby had a great career for someone who fights once a year
Jones is a cheater in the middle of fights. Constant eye pokes and an illegal shot against Anthony Smith. One of his cheating resulting in a DQ loss. Every eye poke hes done shouldve likewise been an immediate DQ loss. Hes a cheater outside of the ring too with multiple PED pops, one of them overturning one of his wins which should have been a DQ loss instead of a no contest.So when you take that into account Jones has more losses than wins.
>>145754271Belal is the smartest fighter in the UFC by far
jon wondrumpf won
Why cant colby heem
the bmf belt is more valuable than the undisputed belt
jones and chandler have something in common idk what it is
>>145754353both gay
>>145754353Sociopathy. Their personalities are projections of who they believe people want them to be. Nothing is genuine.
Chandler Jones is the younger brother of UFC Heavyweight champion Jon Jones
>>145754353They're siblings nigga
Michael Chandler, Jon Jones, Dricus Du Plessis... All psychopaths with 2 brothers. Coincidence?
I haven't ever really found a place that I call homeI never stick around quite long enough to make itI apologise that once again I'm not the champBut it's not as if I mind gurucel dosh is for the taking It's just a thawlt, only a thawltBut if my time is for rentAnd I don't learn to buyWell, I deserve nothing more than I get'Cause the belt I have ain't truly mine
>>145754431Does Michael the Iron Chandler have White nephews and nieces say it ain't so
>>145754097i only have to wait the standard 60 seconds between posts, this is the benefit of being a Targeted Individual. levels
>>145754353Jon is haps child from the future
>>145754460Peised poust
Jon = HapTom = AceSuch a rudimentary cipher in plain site
>yeah but uh.. can it be a black boy one?
i dont even fw heems anymore
Stop your messing around (ah-ah-ah)Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)Creating problems for Jon (ah-ah-ah)TommyA message to you, TommyA message to youStop your bitching about (ah-ah-ah)Time you straighten right out (ah-ah-ah)Better think of your future (ah-ah-ah)Else you'll wind up in PFL (ah-ah-ah)
Digits and Poatan finds Jones' duck chin and Poatan goes on to have the biggest legacy fight ever against Aspinall
jon would instantly take poareddit down and gnp him to death
Today is the day STALKERS.
>>145754526Everyone knows this. That's why they'll never fight
>>145754533No, child. It isn’t.
gay-1
There is the atheltes of the sport like the Leon's who fight for sport, the Mcgregors for money and glory, the Andersons who wish to use martial arts for art, the Stricklands who know nothing else but to fight to live. Theres the Khabibs who want to be a warrior and the Sandhagens who find peace in fighting.And then there's Jon... who does it for the thrill. Jon could be a regular person, Jon could be your lawyer, your manager, your pastor or even your local cashier. But it doesn't matter what role you give Jon he just loves violence in a terrible way.
>>145754551Rewrite this in English b it's good
what about le stoic petr yanswhat are they fighting for
>>145754543ummmmmmmmmmmm yeh it is lmao
Get in my guard bro
Cym1 has Brucie on the ropes
>>145754570>Invite someone into your guard>Proceed to get absolutely mauled
>>145754570no dickal could've done this but he was too busy schaubbing his shorts
>>145754570Jacare unironically won this fight
>>145754526everyone knows that and that's boring, the real question is what would be more comical? Jones going back to lhw and meme himself as double champ or Jones against a coming up Alex and raking up another defence, on yet another favourable match up on a disputed title? the best part is that in both cases there's that baseline of fun tof Ankalaev and Tom getting cucked again, so you'd have the Ank/Tom baseline on top of the eternal DC baseline.
>>145754353They both have black kids
>>145754598Chandler's are blacker
>>145754573>Cym1kek
Stricklel should be cut
zleemed my own hand
>tfw thinking about mma
>grappling is le gay>meanwhile strikecels
>>145754630self snitching
>>145754627little girls hand
>tfw I think about the existential abyss that circles my life
>>145754570Crazy to think that middleweight used to have good fighters
Bo should cut to 170. He's too small for MW.
>>145754570Jacare was the most overrated fighter in the modern era. MMA media treated him like he was Anderson Silva tier and he was a gatekeeper
>>145754569No, child. You are wrong. It isn’t.
>>145754660
>>145754627frig
>>145754690>>145754676>The duality of manJacare would wreck Du Plessis...That's how weak MW is today
>>145754724Jacare got finished by Kevin Holland and got his arm broken by Muniz lmao
I want to get triangle chocked by a wmma
feel free to save this. it should come in handy
>>145754740Prime motivated Holland heems Du Bussy
>>145754758*gets TKO'd by 41yo Wonderboy*
Why don't they just start slipping ozempic in DCs drinks and food?
Top middleweight ranking goes something like this1. Khamzat2. Rob3. Izzy4. Romero5. Luke6. The Chris7. Jacare8. Mousasi9. Anderson10. Dricus
>>145754780i dont think even ozempic can fix DCs love for cakes
>>145754780Because Ari clearly wants his Mr Bojangles round and jolly
>>145754630axe kicks are kino
>>145754764Not in his prime nor motivated + he broke his hand in the first round + 45 year old Wonderman zeems DiddyPee in a straight striking match
so do you guys post horrible contrarian takes as a joke or do you actually believe all your bullshit
>>145754855
>>145754924This is a blue board
>>145754805They turned dc into a house nigga. Jones would never
>>145754937But I saw bong literally post ai porn of Makhachev scatting on Oliveira while at the same time sticking his peen in bussy. And he called Makhachev his daddy... Explain that.
>>145754855Example? If not shut up.
>>145754975There's no explaining it the staff here are abysmal
I would like to see turdny ferguscan take copius amounts of crippling brain damage for the rest of his life
>>145755074Nigger
>>145754784I've always said top 10 should be a leveled system like this. Khamzat should be level 2 fighter though since he just beat Whittaker. Maybe even as high as a level 5 fighter.
>>145755074Yeah but you also "like to see", or I should say, you literally "pay to see" ai generated gay porn of your brazza "daddies"...
the great irony is that the best replacement for a podcast partner for strickland is..... dricus du plessis, his arch nemesis.
the moicano and chandler mma hour
>>145754961Can't feel bad for Daniel at least they feed him well
>>145754961He's the size of a house, nigga
No need to ask He’s a Smiff Operator
When will i start acting like im an mma fighter irl?
>>145755288Costa was probably ugly as a kid. He seems pretty insecure despite being a man that most people would perceive as being handsome.
>>145754111He's become a lolcow now so the entertainment value is sky high as long as he existsJust look at that zesty portrait lol
Joaquin Fuckley
>>145752835Is DDP actually gay or is it a meme
>>145755446dricus du plessis is so purely heterosexual that the western mind can't comprehend it
Why doesn't ari want secret juice to blow up? Is he the secret jews?
>>145755325he's a high functioning autist
how come jon's bros sound black https://youtu.be/C7uPs1SzI4c
>>145755558Pretty jewish of the ufc to sit chandler and arthur to oreo tom but they kept their cool
>>145753147>John Legend
>>145755558jon is a genuine psychopath he sounds white to "fit in"
>Gets dropped from the UFC >Gets dropped at another organization a few weeks into joiningLol Mokaev is a numpty
>>145755701He (they) deserve it.
>>145755701>worthless faggot that is impossible to work withit's how he (they) should be treated
>>145755517>high functioning
>>145755701
>>145755701>be a fake one>life destroyedhope bo nicker is paying attention
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
i heemed my meng today to sneed if i still feel
>>145755446all white saffers are like rugby boys always doing homosexual stuff for "banter"
>>145755954Ah I understand now
Jon Jones has two ways to win against Tom Aspinall. Either through decision or submission. That is if he can survive the first couple of rounds.
I feel upset I couldn't get tickets for Macau. It's a low key banger.
>>145754740At age 43. Jacare beat >weidman >brunson >belfort >mousasi >lawler >kennedy >romero (robbed)
>>145755701he just ditched his management because they couldnt keep him in the ufc while being 7-0 and ranked in top 10
>>145756205Its insane how literate the majority of heem is lol
>>145755997how far is macau fron hk?
>>145756212>its insanenah u are
Fucking hate snow
hate fucking snow
ayo where da winterrabbits @?
Ian Garry wrestlefucked MVP so hard that he's converted to islam lmaohttps://x.com/acdmma_/status/1859230532724294015
>>145756416
>>145753673Colby is getting battered. The buck is actually quite a good wrestler and very strong. I don't see Colby surviving long enough to push his cardio
inshallah mikael venom pagemedov goes on an unbeaten title run
>>145756429the fucking state of them
>>145756416>>145756429
Jon Jones is NOT a goat
>>145756533There can be only one
>>145753673buckley is a can but colby is chinny, idk
Dana is a terrible promoter >fumbled Conors career post Khabib>fumbled GSP v Khabib>fumbled Ngannous career >fumbled Jones v Aspinall or Ngannou>overpromotes cans like Bo Nickal and Joe Pyfer while ignoring his real talent>starts powerslap which no one watches apart from clips >underpays fighters so good athletes are less likely to go into MMAThe UFC will flourish once he’s gone
>>145756606The whole point is the clip watching I always assumed I mean who would watch a whole card of Slap
>>145756606also Brock vs Fedor, Silva vs GSP
>>145756619That can’t be a sustainable business model B
>DANER IS LE BADDana doesn't have non-billionaire issues.
>>145756416>>145756429why are blacks like this
BREAKING: Tom Aspinall has converted to Islam
>>145756672Dana is not a billionaire
Just have Alex fight Ankalaev and Jones fight Aspinall, then have the winners fight each other.is it that hard? mma is supposed to be different than boxing
>>145756695maggotmed doesn't belong in the picture he is a mega can
>>145756707Then why does poopreddit keep ducking him?
Big Ank VILL heem Pereddit
THE dogestan??
>>145756677Low IQ
>>145756695>Just have Alex fight Ankalaevhe is>and Jones fight Aspinalljon refuses>then have the winners fight each other.dana knows pereira loses to them both and the idea of him fighting jon or tom, he needs him to keep farming title defences from the lhw cans and propping up mediocre ppvs
>>145749361mmmm how she held on to the choke until the ref pulled her off fuck that made me rock hard
The more I reflect on 309, the more I realize the Bo is the next Jones. Bo knew that Paul posed no threat and that he is on his way out. Rather than finish Paul and allow him to be immortalized in the highlight reel of the GOAT he has ensured that he will fall into obscurity. Not even worth including him in what will be the long list of felled foes. Bo didn't just beat Paul Craig, he reduced him to etcetera.
>>145756714he doesn't? Ankalaev is a bum
>>145753999Is that Islam Machkachev? What happened to him?
When's the next good card
>>145756429kek Tabarnack Allah
>>145756863topurio permazeemed his last 10 braincells
>>145756875I'm afraid were all out of good cards for the year better luck next year pal
>>145756677free subserviant pussy
>>145756863fought during ramadan
Its time.
>>145756875ufc fight night : conor vs paddy pimblett (october 2026)
>>145756863its what happens when you face a real gangster adriano martin
Extremely proud to be the first ever .mp4 uploaded to heem.org
>>145757006that's an mp3
I guess we know why Jon wants Pereira instead of Tom Reddit.
>>145757006When did they allow mp4s?
>>145757006wait what mp4s??? when we get sound next?
>>145757043whoa it wasnt bait, you can actually upload mp4s now
>>145757006wtf. all those years downloading retarded webm software down the drain
oh shid
>>145757006do we still have to take out the audio? same file size limit?
>>145757006oh you're THE hacker known as 4chan?
>>145757030pereddit's black magic doesn't work in asia
>>145757071yeah
>>145757071still deaf with a 4mb maximum
>>1457570714mb limit stillno audio
>>145757006I'm sincerely having a salty and angry back-in-my-day moment seeing that you can now post mp4s
i hope chandler's knee is permanently damaged from charles oblique kick
my mp4 is en route
don't think we'll ever get audio, "people" like spammy will enjoy putting shit like screamers on everything>>145757104we'll probably get a surge of low quality videos from now on lol
>>145757006Based and Schaubpilled
>>145757061For me? The best part of the webm era was seeing the ffmpeg FAGGOT NERDS always having the WORST looking shit webms. And the simple secret knowers like me, shat all over you with pristine quality webms.
>>145757147i ignored having better looking webms for years because i couldn't be fucked redownloading the software
>>145757006>Mp4>No audioHuh?
nerds
>>145757147>>145757153I just waited until the webm slave did the thing and i spammed the webms i liked.
>>145757167
>>145757174
>>145757174me too
costa is the kevin nash of mmgaybigguy4u but got viciously raped anyway
>>145757006whats the bitrate of this video?
>>145757174this is fine as i am always happy to see my webms in the wild
>>145757184
darren till saying he's going to headkick tommy fury if he starts losing their boxing fight is actually so fucking funny
>>145751973>runs towards Blaydes as soon as he lands a good shot seeing this, Tom might be tailor made to beat Jon's running tactics
>>145757235That'd be based I reckon. I don't remember Pig Eyes Till ever throwing one, tho.
Dudes a BEAST
>>145757253fuckin badass, fuckin gangster, fuck yeah Bo
>>145757253Frozen: Like Elsa
Jonathan will rape Thomas
>>145757235Yeah man ROFLCOPTERMAO i le peed my pants xD
>>145757253>pay thousands>see this shitI'd be furious
>>145757282
>>145757235XDDDDDDD
>>145757291Fake finish if I've ever seen one
>>145757285>>145757294glad you agree!
On second thought, Darren Till saying he would headkick Tommy Fury is actually insane! Hahaha!
im gonna headkick you
>>145757253Wow, this looks really realistic
>>145757332Ha!
>>145757147KO of 2024 for me
>>145757378didn't ask
SAKURABA'S SON IS MAKING HIS MMA DEBUT ON THE RIZIN NYE CARDLOOKS LIKE KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Chael Sonnen has purchased the UFC
>>145757378Come to the Tim Hortons by East Georgia street before the end of the year and I will show you a even greater weem....first hand.
>>145757378*TKO
>>145757393I don’t know who any of these people are
>>145757235uhhh...Toilet bross... Tommy's been training in the dark arts. He knows Till's kryptonite. How embarrassing if he immediately catches his kick and takes him down.
>>145757393Sakuraba isn't even watching that crap
>>145757393looks like a squash match, if i wanted to watch professional wrestling i would
is it pronounced rise-in or rizzin'
Darren Till said he would kick Tommy Fury? That's mad ahahahahahahahahaha!
>>145757416It's pronounced regional slop
>>145757416rise in
>>145757409>>145757412can you retards post an original thought instead of parroting the same meme every single day. you realize not having an original sense of humor is a sign of permanent virginity right>>145757415Yachi isn't great but he's a vet with a lot of experience. it is a good starting point for a guy who has no experience. Yachi might even heem>>145757416Rise-in
Bros…this was meant to stay on the Asp’Cord…we can’t let the joncels see it
>>145757429Did you Darren Till was going to kick Tommy Fury in the face???Hahahahahaha!!
>>145757411it's over. this is how it all ends. down the till
>>145757434Regional losses from 10 years ago are irrelevant
>>145757416Rampage says Rizzin
>>145757443Nah he's gonna kick Tommy Fury in the face!!! Hahaha!
>>145757393Damn, felt my age reading that. Cool to see his son following his footsteps.
>>145757426>>145757429Thank you. for the 310 promo i thought dana pronounced it rizzin', which confused me
>>145757461Leafbro, you might be the only person in this godforsaken general who consistently discusses MMA. You're a real one and a shining example for why your entire country shouldn't be rangebanned from the internet.Thawlts on Figgy/Yan? I hope Yan lumps him up, personally. Also, don't sleep on Lone'er Kavanaugh's UFC debut. He might just be the guy at 125.
>>145757416Wee-no wa-chu da-ta ku-ra-pu hi-re
>>145757471Did you hear Darren Till was going to kick Tommy Fury IN THE FACE???
>>145757471faggot
>>145757471this nigga flirting
>>145757486Hey!Don't kick him in the face now!Hahaha!
Tommy Fury just kicked Darren Till in the face...
*sips tea*But that ain't nonea my business!
>>145757518Why do you keep changing from lowercase to uppercase?What's that about?
how friendless do you have to be to come to /heem/ for serious mma discussion lmao
Howdy y'all!
>>145757529autist
>>145757532Well? Will you tell us or ?
>>145757529depends on how busy I am/who I'm talking to>>145757532>if you try to have a substantive conversation, you're a loserway to snitch on yourself. hopefully the Buddhists are right for your sake
>>145757457It's more over than it's ever been. And I hate to say it.
>>145757471Nah leafbro gimmick steals and shitposts the worst brazza daddy/pozz load spam when he's bored.
>grrrrrr why isn’t the 4chan thread engaging in serious mixed martial arts discussion!!!!
Ironically the only way to engage in MMA discussion here is to get people riled up.
>>145757582I filtered Dad'dy Po'z and c'litty. KEK no wonder I don't see leaf posts as much anymore.
>>145757600*kicks you in the face*how’s that for riled up
>>145757608you're a fuckin dirtbag man
>>145753673uneventful decision
>>145757605no leaf does that its spammy on a vpn dont listen to the slander
>>145757566and they say evolution isn't real
Jon Jones would have lost to Prime
>>145757617lol herby
I don't like to admit it, but the brazzadaddy poster is one of the better posters here on heem.com
oi oi it's ya boy
>>145757682A cry for help
>>145757682Okay never mind. Fury by heem.
>>145757682Wtf? We can post mp4 here now?
>>145757682This is exactly how I look, Darren's in the best of his life
>>145757707pillowpoofters can't heem
>>145757716Yeah. I still converted without audio and had to make the bitrate low to upload. So not that great as far as I know.
>>145757727anyone in bad enough shape can be heemed by anyone. look at Blow Job Penis sadly.
>>145757735Amazing. Fuck webms
y nuevo>>145688706>>145688706>>145688706
>>145757682>>145757721I've been slacking on the gym since summer, drink beer and still look better than Till. The absolute state
>>145757751>anyone in bad enough shape can be heemed by anyone.what if the other person is also in bad shape huh didn't think of that did you smarty pants
mp4 on 4chan feel cursed
>>145757548Basic pattern recognition is actually just normal intelligence so uhhh......
>>145757765I'm sorry but you clearly don't have the makings tu be a real one
>>145757792>>145757792>>145757792
You can upload WHAT now
>>145755517you mean a level one autist? no kidding the DSM updated and now you dont say "asperger" or "high functioning", you put them in levelslevel 1 autism is autists that just pass as kind of weird dudes, level 2 is obviously autistic people that may or may not be able to live independently and level 3 is rain man shit
>>145756416yakubian tricksters your days are numbered
