>>145749302
boring thread
THE jury from THE rape case is currently in deliberations.
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Jonathan Dwight Jones
>>145757800what do you do other than complain
/reem/inder that 4chin supports mp4 now
>>145757811Autist!!!!!
>>145757802Chills. There's no one quite like the PFP no.1
>>145757814I don't want to see Overeem taking a bath
>>145757814no audio though... wtf's the point?
WAMSG?
>>145757843Wow Amazing Makhachev so Great?
>>145757770Tommy just went through a heem cycle. It's over for our boy. Why can't toilet till just fucking roid too?
>>145757892>Clozzy and his pedophile friend spend all discussing meng sucking
>>145757903Filmed moments before Hasbullah kidnapped them for nefarious purposes
>>145757843WMMA At Madison Square Garden? Yea I didn't watch that crap.
>>145757903pfffft amateurs
>>145757928
>>145757835You'd rather wipe him.
post more cat heems>>145757935OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ITS TIGHT
>>145757974take a shower you mega-autist
>>145757873hell yeah brazza
allahu akbar anglo cucks cope and seethe at the superiority of the brazzas#MadAtIslam
>>145758001Factual post sadly.
khaBITCH
>>145757974The respect was unnecessary he is the PFL of posting with Gooby's thin skin
>>145758005didn't this guy get his ass beat last fight
>>145757903Only in dagestan
All those matchups? Zatdaddy in one.
>>145758044That's fucking disgusting
bruh
Post fake fights, I'll startJones GaneTuivasa LewisShartputin PetrosyanHolloway Gaycheeks
>>145758077>simply refuses to be heemed what a chad
The zeem was in fact, not there for Whittaker
>>145758119The pozz was there thoughevermorebeit.
the pre-existing teeth injury will be there for Xatdiddy
Probably gives you nightmares to think about a Nordic man with a TDEE like mine I understand abdullah
I'd love a 'zza rn ngl
As a Scottish transsexual Aspinall Stan the fact that Zatdaddy inspires him to be better makes my clitty leaky. Us LWD incels truly are inferior to Brazzas
>>145758158Ooooooooh
>>145758044turn that off
>>145758131Du Piggy has a preexisting prolapsed bussy thoughbeit.
17 days until Gane fights.
Khamzat ducked Nate Diaz
PFL is where the best fight
Pork is haram but that won’t stop the wolf feasting on Du Piggy I’m afraid
>>145758251spamdullah*
>YNR Chomonada making 300 "bruh" posts about Topuria and Khamzat just for them both to win brutally kek what a fucking retard
>>145758240Kek what a little pozzed piggy plump and plush for a Zatdaddy pushin'
>>145758163Best I can do is roast camel b
>>145758251Huh?
the constant deluge of mental illness happening in this general at all times is doing me fucking head in
>>145758310Yeah heem gets pretty mental during the weekdays
>>145758253Wait for me b
>>145758251I can't even fit it around most times I have to use both
>>145758310your fault for checking the thread on a wednesday b
Islam used a hidden arm choke to tap Charles. Wtf is a hidden arm choke?!
>>145758310filters
>>145758324Factual post!We MUST see her spitroasting before she submits!!!
Another poster mind broken into a filter cuck, the Chadcord remains undefeated
how do you unlock the .mp4 upload feature?
>>145758348Turn off 4chanX, stupid jeet extension won't let you upload mp4s yet
>>145758355thnx mr skletl
>>145758348You have the wrong filenameIts Peredddit eating backshots
You now remember Leon Edwards
>>145758345What is this a heem for ants?
Pork fried pedo is upset he can't talk about sexually abusing children with clozapig.
Cazzies will deny it but Prime BJ Penn is the greatest fighter of all time
The comeback is in motion.
any got any more of these?
what in the fuck
>>145758427Any got any? Pork fried pedo is frustrated!!!!
>>145758427
>>145758394Leone D. Wards
>>145758447Just imagine him making that face while he thrusts through your wife...
>>145758493Daddysanya is hung as hell, I'm not sure she could take those inches
>>145758493why would I marry a dog
will we see more spinning back kick KOs or are they only good on semi-retired 42 year olds
>>145758513Kek
>>145758521
>>145758561clean to the gut
the worst part of going to the gym is the locker room the best part is i can pump iron and pursue my ideal body goal; Josh Emmet's physique
>>145758561That's just smart fighting right there
>getting heemed>cash in the free cup check>recovered>didn't get deducted a pointmore fighters should do this
>>145757802>volk >best striker Lolololol
>>145758594why don’t you work out at home
>>145758599bestest
>>145757802that's not da bess bawgser in the ufc baybee
>>145758601i do both
>>145758606Go to the Jim instead
>>145758606holy shit double trouble
>>145758601Weight bench loicenses are £200 a year
>>145757802>>145758604
I spelt kung fu wrong sorry
kung fu is a real martial art, this video demonstrates tiger style kung fu and its effectiveness inside the octagon
Ilia would beat the dog shit out of pisslam
>>145758641he did make a kung fu sweep kick work vs gaethje, only tony
Topuria vs O’Malley would be an elite fight at 145
paddy would beat the shit out of pisslam
O malley wishes he could get the Ilia money fight, take a number junkie
>>145758641I love seeing traditional martial arts in the 'gon. Jiri more than once has thrown wing chun punches where they rise up from the body and hit with the small of the knuckle instead of the topMMA has lost a lot of soul to dedicated MMA gyms
>>145758631Factos, espescially the Hall tappy(tko)
>>145758597How many Parker Porkers are there?
>>145758674fuck whats optimal we style in this bitch
>>145757802outgooned the best gooner, truly a goat
Rose in different area codes
>>145758684Loved seeing fluffy goof this twat
>>145757935
>>145758694allergic to sovl
HAHAHA THE TAPE ON THE GLASSES ROFL I'M LOSING MY SHIT XD
>>145758044and the algerinigger still has the audacity to say he's not part of a faggot hivemind
>>145758704Lots of these moves look vaguely like takedown entries, if he actually learned how to wrestle he could easily become a menace by using the take down threat to mask bullshit acrobatic kicks
>>145758348Update 4chanx extension>>145758355It was updated today b. Just make sure you export your settings first
islam flushed volkjustin flushed maxturdlip ducked paddy the baddy
demetrious johnson (ufc GOAT) ducked this man
>>145758704Wow so much soul in that boring decision
MY FLUFFY WHUFFY SO EPIC
imagine the power of a reborn Christian McGregor as opposed to whatever pagan shit they have in dublin
>>145758758He exists. His name is Lone'r Kavanaugh and he fights this week.
>>145758758Wasted his prime fucking men in the asshole and coking up and drinking his own piss.
>>145758770>Kavanaughsuch a cool name
>>145758812hes a fucking rapist
>>145758310There are plenty of insane Americans but the euros here are all fucked in the head
>>145758872So he's entrepreneurial. Good to know.
>>145758310yea I barely read this crap anymore
>>145758872she wishes
>>145758758Conor is a drug addicted, bisexual, philanderer, alcohol salesman…in other words the model catholic!
Which division has the best looking wives
>>145758952Bantamweight
>>145758906Why is Keith so skinny now?
>>145758952featherweight because you know they are all real ones if they are willing to stand by a manlet
Till kino
>>145757802P4p is literally a subjective opinion of who would win between guys of different weightclasses if they were all the same size.Who beat who in their weightclass is irrelevant.
bryce mitchell is very likely going to beat kron gracie, but on the off chance he somehow loses i and preparing my guti will laugh so much? my gut may bust, and to safeguard against a busted gut from laughing too hard, im doing gut exercises
>>145758594>Using the gym locker roomShiggy diggy
>>145758641
>>145758906Why couldn't charles catch him here, chandler even did it twice.
>>145758743Factual post sadly. I knew Topuria would beat Max but I cannot deny that this is the objective truth.
>>145759174ok ill get changed into my gym clothes in my car then
Dricus, Fluffy, Khamzat and Borralho are the only good middleweights. Literally everyone else is an omegadookie.
somethings fishy
>>145759185Mikes had a sprint speed buff
>>145759276Ah yes the famous Fu Chan Ossdamir-san
>>145759265Dricus has good wins but he himself is not good
>>145759185Hapsplosiveness isn't limited to just heeming power
>>145759309nah he is simply by virtue of being well rounded, a good game planner and strong, it's just that he moves around like a rhino with cerebral palsy
>>145759265borralho would be good if he could trade a fraction of his fight iq for punching power
>>145759265strickland beats half of those
>>145759341he heemed his last two opponents even if they were old bums, CANonier was literally unconscious for a few moments
this makes me unironically soi gape
>strickgaped nah
>>145759265Strickland already beat Dricus
>johnny walker
Chris weidman 4 fights into his UFC career
>>145759414Khamzat Chimaev 3 fights into his UFC career
i missed quite a few years, was weidman actually good?
>>145759414modern mmGay fans would scream and shit their pants over this stoppage
>>145759423was meershart always a bum?
>>145759414>>145759432Heem would unironically say it's early because he put his arm up when the referee separate them
>>145759423Bo shittle 4 fights into his UFC career
>>145759447>This is sure to win me performance of the night bonus.
bo "the highlight" nickal
>>145759447paul shoulda hit him for free, thats the difference between him and a real nigga like dom reyes
>>145759447Pure domination. Cazzies like Daniel Cormier don't know what they're watching.
>>145759431Yes, he was a bit like DDP juggernauting forwards and mixing it up with unorthodox combinations. Once he lost his chin it was over because he always had shitty defence
lol
>>145759431he was a peach back in the day, great striking, wrestling, and grappling
>>145759431Looked impressive against aging bums, but once he fought actually good fighters like Rockhold, Jacare, Moose and Homero, he was obliterated.
Darren Till is the closest we've seen to pure mma in the cage. Iain Garry is a close second
>>145759571All those fights were competitive losses even after rockhold and herb dean gave him an entire career's worth of brain damage in one night
>>145759482>>145759541>>145759571could he have heemed prime silva?
>>145759265fluffy gave mount to michel pereira like 3 times he is not on those other guys level
Jones vs. Reug Reug
>>145759621Yes. He is a terrible matchup for Silva and those fights weren't remotely competitive
The Paul Craig fight just confirmed what I had been fearing after the Brundage fightBo Nickal doesn't have much power in his hands at allBrundage was barely respecting him while striking, it looked to me like Bo was actually kind of afraid to box with him after like a minute or twoCraig was looking down right COMFORTABLE on the feet. PAUL CRAIG, he looked like he was enjoying himself striking. PAUL FUCKING CRAIG.These are both guys we have seen get absolutely flatlined by fighters who aren't particularly known for hitting hard. Bo could muster hurting Craig a bit and then throwing feints against the fence in round 3. It's an ill omen for the future
>>145759653just how good is the retard rushing tactic?
>>145759660you doubt bo, but when he retires an undefeated (undefended) champion you will have egg on that cute little face
>>145758699how did he even make weight??
>>145759670God-tier at MW
>craig was heemed by walker
>>145759660>Craig was looking down right COMFORTABLE on the feet. PAUL CRAIG, he looked like he was enjoying himself striking. PAUL FUCKING CRAIG.His corner were literally loling between rounds that maybe they should take it easy because they were making Bo Nickal look badBetween that and the Brundage fight Bo's aura has been completely evicerated. They need to book the Khamzat fight while he's still hot before he becomes another Rosas Jr
meng
>>145759715imagine wearing sunglasses to your own wedding. absolute freak behaviour. wife looks fuming
*heems you*
>>145759660This is what I was trying to show in those Webms comparing him to KC/CW, for an elite wrestler Bo simply doesn't have any of that scary explosive athleticism or natural aggression That would be forgivable if he went full grinding grappler mode but I don't think he's taken to BJJ well either. I mean fucking Brendumb Allen squashed Craig easily with pace and pressure It's looking rather over sadly and before it even started
>>145759715>great body>beat face>overall 7/10 on a good day in perfect lighting>wouldyep that's a heemwife, good for meng keeping it real
just how bad is paul craig
>>145759715Pure trash
DC is epically responding to bo niggle!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp4G42aX18c
>>145759748he saw himself as a gatekeeper that was going to retire 3 years agopeople convinced him to keep going, because he had wins over jamahal and ank which aged well
>>145759715nice mengs
woah...jorge...maybe lay off the 3-pieces...
>rape on the brain
>>145759760>jamlel>ACKalaev
17 days till gane gets heemed
>>145759798wtf
>>145759806Soon!!!!
>>145759715>bogged>fake tits>shitty tatsthis is what being an internationally famous multimillionaire gets you in 2024
>>145759715I'd show Meng's wife what real disappointment looks like
>>145759822
>>145759844im not the only one thats wants to bang her and she, right???
>>145759844is he dating both of them? does he take turns kissing them?
>>145759571He was winning all those fights before he lost unironically
>>145759857
mfw after heeming you
Why did reddit have an all time meltie over Hapler hitting Charles behind the ear?
>>145759902charles is reddit
>>145759851>>145759857
>>145759917who controls the body
>>145759902Cuckler was just following Hap's orders.
>>145759918from reading it im finna guess abby
JONESBROS NOT LIKE THIS
>>145759918
>>145759857>>145759917you see their response and you can tell they give him double head
>>145759953 ased
>>145759917what happens when the other one gets a husbandwhat is the dynamic like between the two husbands
>>145759974why would it be any different, when a couple is fucking the other could play jenga
>>145759435>brie's ovaries when chandler's semen is approaching
the call that killed r/heem
>>145759715Is that Maritza?
ya wanna know how i got heemed?!
is Fedor overrated
>>145760059yes and no
>>145758044Imagine the staph
>still only halfway done downloading stalker 2
>>145760081i hear it has been heemed stiff
>>145760081not touching that shit til it's been patched. my shitty gpu would melt
>>145760081im not playing a videogame thats more than like 40gbs
>>145760097So no games made after like 2010?
reddit down for anybody else?
>>145759953this guy is no prize himself but i wouldn't describe him as ugly, plus he's tall so he could easily get himself a 4/10 normal woman at minimum. yet he chose the freak and is publicly bragging about it on social media. i'm thinking he's based
>>145760103basically but i haven't missed a single good videogame following that general rule
>>145760110>i'm thinking he's basedthis was the heemcensus
>>145760132The open world zelda games were good
>>145760132ghost of tsushima is the tits and thats over 40.
JONES CHEATS IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS FIGHTS, ABUSES STEROIDS AND WAS POPPED FOR THEM TWO TIMES, AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIS WIFE WHILE HIS KIDS WATCHEDWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS????
>>145760132alien isolation was good
>>145760002Heem Occupied Government
>>145760154that stuff simply isnt my problem
>cazzies think Chimpmaev has a shot against Bo because Bo kept a fight standing I can not fucking wait for Bo to squash that monkeys head like Askren squeezing a Watermelon. You will all lose your picks
>>145760151>>145760152>>145760156doesnt count
>>145760154
>>145760170You haven't missed shit bro. Better off playing Doom mods
>>145760081stalker 2? I love that film. pure kino
>>145760154Simply the best in the ring simple as. These guys have all been doing cycles since they were 15
>>145760081at least you can delete the english audio when it's done. should save you 30g
>>145760081
>>145760207Is the game good
>>145760207>wasting precious ammo to shitpostbased, nice fps too what card?
you now remember bo nickal
>>145760169Khamzat would’ve marched across the cage and decked Craig in 30 seconds
>>145760207okay, now THIS is based
>>145760226Xneed still posts here
>>145760244yeah, so could my little sister, who can also heem johnny walker
>>145760210Not really, but I've never liked these open world map marker chasing games. Only playing it because it's on gamepass>>1457602214070ti Super, that's with DLSS and frame generation on
>>145760226
>>145759356Why couldn't Bo Nigger do this?
crazy how sean strickland is the closest our sport has ever had to a mike tyson and he fights like a fucking faggot
>>145760154Bu fucking hu nigga
>>145760256>4070ti Super, that's with DLSS and frame generationfuck UE5
>>145760256>4070ti Super, that's with DLSS and frame generation on
>>145759844When will they start making siamese step twin porn
>>145760263yeah, but he icarly'd his way to a championship pissing everyone off the process. thats extremely based.
Dricus du Plessis, also known by his initials DDP, is a South African professional mixed martial artist. He currently competes in the Middleweight division of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, where he is the current UFC Middleweight Champion and the first South African to win a UFC championship.
>>145759917she eat ass too
>>145760255Why couldn’t Bo do that?
>>145760226Cool panties bro
Thawlts?
UFC 312: Nickal vs My Little Sister
>>145758375how is he not heemed?
>>145760344mma isnt real
>herb and big john not being contested for #1
>>145760330
>>145760330nah
there, i said itmma is fake; smoke and mirrors youve all been lied to
>>145760352always trying to be the center of attention
>>145760330perfectly upside down
>>145760364heems are real however *heems you*
Is Conor sperging? It looks competitive to me
>>145760364Bros......say it ain't so.
>>145760350Is that Michael Gira?
>>145760396honestly, what the fuck was that complete lack of finishing instincts when he hurt Craig? he didn't even try to scrotch sniff him like a low iq retard, he just stood in front of him
mma is wrestling in the 90swhich was fake but also real
>>145760387He's a heem enjoyer. He's targeting jon's mental because he wants to see the fight. And bet on it
>>145760396ronda rousey heems this doo unironically
>>145760396Movie.
>>145760424I wish I could ironically shitpost about wanting to fuck Ronda but I can't even go there
>>145760396Bo niggle is essentially Justin Gaethje.
Bo will fight Gm3 next and lose a split decision
>>145760458He’s speaking spanish to them
>KEEPS the no.1 Ranking >SEETHES JON >SEETHES DANA >SEETHES POATARDS>SEETHES REDDIT >SEETHES HEEM ‘Slamdaddy really runs this shit
>justin gaethje can mumble converse in at least 10 languages
>>145760226>PXL_20241117_094918744~2.jpgthis u?
>>145760551holy fucking esl
>>145760561justin "the scholar" gaethje
fuck you khabib
>>145760569wtf
Brendan Fucking Schaub
>>145760571this that doo whom got facefucked by the wolf ?
>>145760570Well yeah he’s from Dagestan of course he’s ESL
Just creampied brendan schaub
>>145760405he was unironically scared of getting subbed by THE paul craig. it was a double story loss, absolutely disgusting display yet somehow>30-27
>>145760551hell yeah brazza
>>145760604It was 30-27 because while poo nigga was scared and hardly did anything paul craig did even less which makes it a triple story loss for poo for being so scared.
There's no question prime Ngannou heems Aspinall but who wins now?
>>145760244Khamzat would have been subbed by Craig
>>14576020130 gigs of people yapping? Jesus
>>145760632the 30-27 was widely mocked in the gamethreads, i'm glad you're admitting that you didn't watch the fight with us and instead got gaslit by the commentary team because you are a weakmind. sad
>>145760639lol
tom reddit ethers ubunutu with the one two
>>145760350RIP he was a real one and actually permaheemed several degenerates
>>145760635When was prime ngannou? He beat 230lb stipe then his knees fell apart and he looked like shit against Gane.
>>145760586Herd it bolth ways
>>145760581
>>145760635if dana paid him more, ufc would be so hype>francis vs aspinall>francis vs sergei>francis vs poatan
>>145760773The last 2 are squash matches
>>145760773It wasnt about money. He always just wanted to box
>>145760773Poatan should take three years off to bulk like jones
we are due for a fresh islam makhachev funny moments vid
sergei was aspinall before aspinall beat himif jones beats aspinall wont it be the same story?
>>145760864Idk I don’t watch mma only Islam makhachev funny moments
KILLER MILLER IS FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145760888>888trips for Miller owing me sex
Alexa Grasso has ligma :(
>>145760906talmbout B.O niggal?
>>145760934*observes the thread from my chair*
Boseph Nigger's performance was...underwhelming to say the least
What kind of retard names their child bo and nickal
>jon *wins*>/heem/*seethes*
>>145758699> 2 ufc HW's fight for a spot in the top 25
Fuck Bo Nigger. I really hope he loses in devastating fashion next fight, perhaps an KO delivered by one Chris Curtis.
>miller mentioned
Bo Miller.
Bo Biden
Anyone here listen to the last Two Straws Podcast? They spoke lowly of Bo and it was well deserved. Fantastic recap of 309 they had. Truly. Respectfully.
>>145760154he's also gayer than a three dollar bill
Who will be retiring Chandler in his next fight
>>145758561holy sh..
>>145757792When is the next exciting fight?I screened the 310 card, which didn't look that strong desu desu
Bo Rogan
Say the real name or fuck right off. Respectfully.
Khabib vs Conor from wish
>>145761235Macau's card this weekend looks very good. Expect Pedo Can to heem Figger.
>>145760262Because Bo isn't a UFC caliber striker, and that's going to be evident as soon as they put one in front of him, eventually
>>145761284Holy kek
Bo Benavidez
I wish I didn’t find Kayla Harrison attractive
chandler vs gooby no holds barred match
>>145761380
Kron Gracie has not won a fight in over 5 years. He’s on the 310 main card. UFC is GRIM right now
>>145761380It just means you're high T.
>>145761380I have an penis you can suck if youd like. Doing that is less gay than thinking about having intercourse with her, this I can most assuredly assure you.
Alexander "The Average" Volkanovski
Alexander “The Dealt A Shit Hand” Volkanovski
>>145761439You must be a very feminine faggot then
>>145761464Alexander "The Grape" Volkanovskihttps://youtu.be/1XeQkn4g1NY?si=xaZMUoDY24xzRC5R
Bomosexual
yet another card in china? when are we finally getting a ufc event in the united states?
Are you sick in the head man
3:50 mark in diaz vs Conor 2 was the beginning of the end for goober
>>145761513
>>145761655>headless
Bo niggal had a dog water performance, and even worse, exposed himself as not having a championship mindset. Truly brutal fraud check
>>145761612Unironically a better card than 310
>>145761666Headless is chad shit. (I play a normal Ibanez but still)
>>145761701Only the main event is kino
>>145761692It unironically would have been better for bo to fuck Craig up for 2 rounds then get subbed, people would’ve just put that down to inexperience
brazzagetti i want spaghetti
Boner Nickal
>>145761775Literally
https://streamable.com/hk3i1e
Bo, undefeated.
>>145761836Yeah shartles it was a fight
>>145761844But at what cost?
bo, a deera female deer
Bo vs Wade
I guess it is what it is
>>145761953is this supposed to be some kind of boke?
Just have Alex fight Ankalaev and Jones fight Aspinall, then have the winners fight each other.is it that hard? mma is supposed to be different than boxing
>>145757905>good lighting right after liftingzzzzz
You arent even fit to hold my dick when I pis. You other guys are cool.
>>145762057*piss
Bo.Fucking.Nickal.
>>145762135Scared of scottish jew jitsu
>>145758207Khabib ducked Nate Diaz.
>>145762268people here dont want to admit it but if nate pulled up on schaub in public schaub wouldn't do shit (even though he could easily heem nate) due to his fear of the consequences
>>145762268Khabib ducked Cowboy
When's his first fight?
Jon is an ironclad negotiator. He could negotiate the Middle East situation, convincing all the Palestinians to let Israel murder them
>>145762425yeah thats why hes cucked to a 8 fight deal. imagine what the saudis would have paid for a piece of him
>>145762432That 8 fight deal included a personal list of demands that Dana is happy to fulfill
Yan has never lost a fight. And guess what, he aint gonna start now. Yan by murder
Seethe all you want, it literally doesn't matter. The UFC is bigger than ever.
you're gay
>>145762492What's this, how much I'd pay to not watch this crap? Heil Hitler
>>145762432He's gonna get the first ever MMA septology against Peirera
jon will take a 50m pay and present his bussy from the opening bell to make a farce out of that fight
WELCOME HERE, TO THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHALLENGE>BRUUUUP
that post was so retarded i'm not even finna reply
you now remember when danny gay took a fight on a few hours notice so internet losers would think he's cool for a day or two
>>145762535cant wait for chechen dog versus halal hank
>>145762542you now remember diego sanchez holding up a cross literally fighting off vampires in his mind on his way to the octagon
Damn yan is -350. Thought itd be closer
For me it’s hapa sensation Lone’er Kavanaugh
>>145762554you now remember when Dennis Hallman fought in an speedo
>>145762492the gate I presume?
>>145762492Damn, Merab is a fucking drawl
>>145762492How much did the Sphere seats cost to give Merawlb the record for highest gate ever?
>>145762589I remember Danner freaked out and actually for real seethed. Humorless bald fuck.
>>145762542Coincidentally, he was also paid with money for taking that fight.
>>145762589
volumes > levels
>>145762492it's been 8 years since goobs set that MSG gate record. 309 falling short of that with the assistance of cartoonish levels of (((inflation))) since then is actually pretty grim. bones is not a drawl and daner has killed this semen slurping sport
>>145762747
I'm so fucking tired of Hap Chandler
>>145762747>bones is not a drawlthat's what I don't understand, why do they cover his ass so much?
>>145762778I can tell you that figgy wins just by looking at this picture
>>145762778Siberian Chinese vs Amerindian Chinese
Heem's going so fast nobody will notice Dana fucked me with a prosthetic dick because his was too small and forced me to sign an NDA
Every fight Jones has been in since 2011 has been for a UFC championship
>>145762781must be an ego thing for dana, having the "best" fighter in the world retire undefeated at LHW and HW in his promotion. other than that it makes no sense because the second that jones retires dana is going to have to start dickriding tom to promote him
Frank gaped Dana’s bussy and he couldn’t let it go after
It's overhttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1859471408566284523
>>145762910which bellator champion is this
>>145762910one of the most brutal and unnecessary flushings I've ever seen
you have to admit jon is right thoughif he beats aspinall then aspinall overnight becomes "he wasnt ever really that good" and just another minor notch on jons belt in a long career, just like gane "the next heavyweight goat" didhes already the goat and NOBODY will be posting about that time they watched him beat aspinall over his other much more famous fights/opponentsif he loses though, jon suddenly goes from a "perfect" record to being another oldhead that stuck around too long and his goat status comes into contention compared to people like khabib who never lostthe risk:reward is pretty shit you have to admita fight vs pereira is different because periera is genuinely goat contention and the risk for jones losing is much lower and if he beats him, preriera doesnt just become "some bum" like aspinall would. he becomes a genuine trophy for jones. idk you cunts are just reddit newfag cazzies so reply to this post saying jon heckin beats women or w.e idc
>>145762922nah Aspinall now would be the best win in his entire career
>>145762922Michalidis took Pereira down, bro. Don't nobody wanna see him fight Jones.
>>145762922not my problem
>>145762922Jon may have his selfish reasons, but me, as a fan of fighting, I want to see good fights and I can just not give a fuck about Jon's legacy
>>145762910Hasn't he said the same weeks ago
>>145762922>preriera doesnt just become "some bum" like aspinall wouldHe will 100% be dismissed as "some kickboxer who couldn't grapple"
I just realized that Jon Jones has never been seriously injured outside of the one that postponed the stipe fight
>>145762982what about when chael ripped his toe off and raised it in the air and paraded it around the octagon
>>145762982toe
>It is a widspread opinion that Pereira should be in the top 3 p4p>it is also a widespread opinion that Jon would effortlessly walk through Alex because he's a much better mixed martial artistCazzie are so fucking dumb, what do they think P4P means, how can so many argue that Alex is a top talnt across all division, but also hold the belief that he couldn't do shit against sombody that can grapple.>>145762982He's had on torn meniscus before fighting DC, thanks to the reem
More like Gayna Shite
>>145759447>sorry bro mom called
>>145762982This is why there isn't much of a goat debate. Dana isn't glazing, he's just speaking facts.
>>145762922jon beats women
>>145762990I'll never forget those horrified screams when Chael beemed the severed appendage into the crowd. When it comes to the hurt business nobody willever do it quite like The American Gangster Chael Sonnen did.
>>145762982His durability is his #1 attribute
>>145763106same for his fiance
>>145763029You're not allowed to say this on /heem/ you'll rev the Jon Derangement Syndrome bong
I was on the fence until I saw the video Dana narrated and now there's no doubt in my mind it's Jon Jones
I put Jon Jones big toe in my mouth and then spit it on the floor
>>145763214HUH?
>>145763115Holy Corolla
Stricklel should be cut
Strickland should be reinstated as undisputed champion effective immediately.
robert has a path to the khamzat rematch for the belt assuming he beats ddp
josh emmett has been promoted to undisputed ufc featherweight champion
Aljo has been updated.
>>145763115i dont think volk could even reach the bag to hit it, no wonder he's scared of lopes
Petr. No Mercy. Yan.
yan by murder
It's not too late to get on the Yam hype train
Chills
jdm is champ by the end of 2025
>>145760330where is mark smithalso Mark Goddard has been in more controversies than I can count. He might even be on Herb level. Constantly ends up being the main character of important fights
