Flames vs Islanders Edition/hoc/vious: >>145747184
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get ready to lose canuckleheads
Pettersson better step it up today.
Huomenta but the opposite
Fuckin' hyped for some Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
It's over. The tank is back on.
>western """conference""" hoursout
>>145752935
>>145752946same. I have work in the morning
oh a flames themed threadsee you guys tomorrow
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
jt miller benched indefinitely. canucks are cooked.
Can the next thread not be Flames themed, K, thanks, bye
>>145752936I'd give left the ol' wiener in-between 'er
OH SHIT WATCH OUT FLYGUYS!!!>kitties on a run
>>145752969his wife is divorcing him for having gay sex
jets are crashing
Everyone else is dead but the Captain is still standing!
>>145752993well, there ya go...
kek did anyone else see that giant ORB of an Isles fan in Calgary?
I haven't been here in like five years, just wanted to know how you guys still feel about>yuma, az>my islanders>onion rings
>rags
>>145753014>yuma is gone like the yotes >they suck >they're good but I prefer waffle fries
>>145753014welcome home, lad
>>145752988I didn't know homosexuality was allowed in East Palestine
>>145753025Its not gay if you cover his face and hair.
scoreful draw in vancouver
was that ass deep pain turning it over fuck
God Damit
>>145753047most dangerous draw>2-2 is scorefull >3-3 more dangerous >4-4 fourfull
>>145753025Apparently this all developed in while with the Canucks. He never had these desires before moving to Vancouver
your jetties :)
My wingies :/
>>145753072I mean let's be honest, JT Miller wasn't the first and won't be the last NHL player to suck a cock.
>your entire team is injured, people saying the season is over >score a goal in the first minute Hughes is actually elite but the teams shit
>>145752935same bud if you won tonight hopefully this is the perfect opportunity to become friends i want to be your friend gg
My Wild :(Also why did Faber eliminate Zuccarello's testicle? He had to have urgery to suck the carnage out.
>b3nnington
>Wolf is such a good goalie>AAAHHHH WAIT WHAAAT.... WOLF IS ACTUALLY SHIT???I kek at this every time it happens
>>145753189Thats what happen you only start the dweeb against soft teams
benis :DDD
oh goodness
>>145753189>Wolf is such a good goalietrue
>>145753086OUR wingies :'-(
Reminder that the wolf cub just skullfucked by Engvall.
JOHN BLUE....HE NEEDED THE MONEY
>>1457532178=======D ( * O * )
>>145753241I think that is a little drastic after one goal
>..visits Ovi and the Caps Who?
\o/
>le bank
FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145753241The weak shall fear the strong
This draft dodger just scored his 5th empty net goal of the seasonwew lad*****
>>145753327he's killing them softly in the Pro League, lad>Papa Putin will understand
Just lost a Sauna Gollum match bros. Go Flames!
my bet is winning
Where would the Flames be rn if Tkachuk and Gaudreau didn't leave?
>4:20 remaining in the first
Zambonies should be like those Chinese fuck machine go carts I seen that one time.
>>145753345
TBG was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
>>145753347irie
>scorefull draw in Hongcouver
He finally stepped it up.
Smokin’ that Kiefer wrapped in a Sherwood.
OUR Flamesies :)
>>145753345Reigning stanley cup champions as they are now thanks to chucky
*yawn*Just woke up. Thinkin' about drinkin'
The Blackhawks are really really bad.
>>145752930I'm hoping we lose. Our Coach needs to be fired. ( maybe )
>>145753367I shig, I dig
>>145753416big news if true
Petterson is cool. I think we finally got a line, with Debrusk, Sherwood, and Petey~
I bud, I 1
>>145753279All smiles
>>145753398bedard is a bust
>Islanders games are like going to the dentist JEN
>>145753426
>>145753423( ●)(● )(◯◯)
>>145753233our wingies :(on the bright side, perhaps our former(!) head coach LaLonde :)
>>1457533453rd in POOKcific
DUUUUUUUUCKSSSS!!!
Mcdavid is a bust
>>145753476kitties broke him
>>145753476Yeah>>145753481Sad
>>145753476
Bertuzzi looking like an elder vet on the CHI bench >that's some righteous hockey hair he's got going on
>OK LISTEN. YOU LET THE CANUCKS SCORE AGAIN, AND I PLAY HOCKEY WITH WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR BRAINS AFTER I STOMP YOUR SKULLS.
>Shitcago
>>145753476Can the oilers afford him when his contract is up? Or is he gonna dip to chase the cup
Dead dying sport no one can afford to play.
>>145753486
>>145753517Retard
>>145753515i think he's gay and retarded enough to re-up for the team he hated being drafted by and knows he'll never win with
>>145753484>sadnot really
>>145753441<3Also think he stopped listening to Tocchet.>>145753498Bert needs to end someones career.
>>145753515future ranger
>>145753521Truth hurts.
>>145753544That's trevor zegras
>most dangerous lead in Calgary
Just score a goal you retards
McDavid will go to LA or NYR to chase an American Stan Lee Cup. If the Sabres or Red Wings miraculously won the Cup in the next couple of years, maybe he'd consider going to those teams too.
>>145753580no one asked
>>145753515>Damn, another failed year for the Oilers franchise. What will I do now that my contract is up?>Connor! Shalom, my boy!>Commissioner Bettman? What are you doing here?>I'd never miss an Oilers loss, especially not one that keeps them out of the playoffs.>That makes sense. Seems that's all we do anymore>Oh believe me, Connor, I know. But hey, I know your contract is up. Why not take a look at this offer sheet? I drafted it special.>$8million dollars a year? I'm worth for than that, Commissioner>You may be, my boy, you may be. But are you worth more than a cup? I have a feeling this team is due for a good postseason showing.>No, I guess not...>That's my boy. You're gonna love your new team. I bet you look great in San Jose teal!
>>145753552༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
>>145753593>he volunteered this information to methank ye kindly, stranger
>>145753587he might go to chicago or dallas
>>145753587This will happen once his wife craves the LA social life enough >>145753587
lights flickering here in hongcouver. absolutely massive wind storm happening right now. what happens if the power goes out at rogers arena?
>>145753518i've heard of bud and his victory over raped bitch, but who is ben?
[Good News] It was a dykepuck magazine
>>145753587>McDavid will go to LAzased and based
god damn that takes balls
>>145753601doubt
>>145753613stay safe, lad
im still laughing kek
>>145753630sorry goy we cant whistle play dead when the rags have the puck
>>145753640it is pretty funny
>>145753640>>145753646t. 04/17/22 rememberers
>>145753640>tfw you have to exist
>>145753640is jim going to start drinking again?
Yes hello I'll have the usual two points please
Is Pettersson too soft?
Getting chippy in Vancouver
>>145753658He’ll be in rehab by new years
Hoob game winner
>>145753664to skinny
lol I called the flames islanders game being shit. Only two goals and people paid money to watch that travesty. You could’ve watched the oilers dismantle the senaturds instead.
>>145753677where is he going at the deadline?
>>145753683too*retard
>>145753698
>>145753613This weather is very comfy for some hockey watching
SCAAARRRR
>>145753694nowhere his contract is an embarrassment to hockey. flames fans have to meme him since theyre ashamed of him on their team.
>>145753716Holy shit wow it was true all along.
>crappo kakka
>>145753677HoobDoob
flames will retain 50% of hoobs contract and send him to buffalo where he’ll become a 100 point player again.
why doesnt adam fox have to wear one of those little jewish hats?
The west coast is getting hammered by wind storms right now. Hope my power doesn't die during the 'nucks 'ame
>>145753716Handsome fellow. (¤﹏¤)
>>145753746I don't think the cute little jewish hat community produces too many NHLers
Hockey Rules.
>>145753759Thank You, we deserve this recognition >Hail Gary
>>145753759basado
>>145753640was this the moment it all fell apart?
>>145753766>wenice try raped bitch
SCARRRR
>more dangerous draw in British Columbia, the whitest of all the Columbias
>>145753746It's not mandatory to wear it and usually only encouraged during religious ceremonies so there is no point in wearing it on the ice. I have seen Adam fox activate the eye of the Jew and play out of his mind while activated.
>>145753797forced gimmick
>>145753811just like my islanders
Canucks are literally falling apart. people here really expect them to beat the rangers?
>beerfest referencebased
>garland wears the cuck guardkwab
>>145753616Now this looks like a girly magazine
>ra6s
Why do they make New Yorkers stay up past midnight to watch their favourite hockey team?
>>145753857islanders are the third most popular team in New York
>>145753857forced to, frankly
>>145753865I was referring to the NYR VAN game which ends around 12:30am ET
rags still think they are the harlem globetrotters
Penalty… well flames bros it’s over
buds islanders almost1
>>145753526An overgrown child tbqh.
go flames !!!go wolf!!!
oh boy time to watch Ryan huska throw out shit players and lose the shootout again.
>>145753905so when does wolf reach bust status
>>145753909let's watch, maybe it'll happen now...
just shoot over the manlets shoulders I could score on him
>>145753871NYers are too busy watching their football teams burn in flames to watch hockey this time of year.
budbros...
Flamies :)
>getting scored on by KirklandLolanders
Wolf is the GOAT
JLMI
>awoooooo
Plan the parade flames bros wolf is taking us to the promised land.
All goals are scored on an empty net if you really think about it.
>
>>145753613
>>145753934unless a player or the goalie has fallen into it
My favorite position to watch is goaltender DESU!!!! my favorite to play was left wing DESU!!!!
>AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I dunno how I knew it, but I knew the Isles would blow it.Oh well, I like the Flames. Well-deserved win, Cal-boys.
>>145753951silence raped bitch
Brehs
>>145753931
GG Windy-kunI had fun, I hope you did too
my favorite position to watch is my wife sucking another mans cock
TOTALLY NAUTICAL
>>145753948Based hockey watcher and player
might watch some UFO podcasts tonight
145753189failed bait with only 2 replies
>>145753967bud isn't an islanders fan anymore. he 1 and done
>>145753956GG Islander bud. Was a well fought game. We will forever be bros as we were born at the same time
>>145753986
>>145753982Might listen to some 25 year old coast to coast am broadcastd
Flames and islanders are a forced gimmick. Copey vs Dylan is the real draw of /hoc/
>>145753984Imagine being a soilers fan lol
>>145754001this hasn't been a good year for them
clubken
>>145754007reminds me of the year where april 17 fell on a sunday. (2022)
>>145753998is dylan the dallass guy
>>145753992Excessively based and Bell-pilled post
>>145754007All the coiler fans I work with say the team isn't even fun to watch this year and 2 of them haven't even been watching. It seems pretty grim for them, they're just in the playoff waiting room suffering through the regular season torture first
Fuck Gary
>>145754007tkachuk broke em in calgary's name
>>145754021Yes
>>145754024god, that sounds awfulbut it's a deeper burn for Canadians, and the teams went a bit haywire since the Cup loss >>145754029they just need to get the shit together, that's all it really is>jitters
>>145754045retard
shorty the weather expert kek
>>145754050
>>145754010>clubkenit's krabbies
>>145754052why is ray ferraro cucking the other colour commentator
>>145754019Why is her aesthetic "hot muscular baby" and why does it kind of work
>>145754072
>>145754070It's a big deal for Ray Ferraro to be on a Sportsnet broadcast, he's the special guest.
>>145754070The Ferraro family has a tight grip on the Canucks broadcast. Landon Ferraro meanwhile cucked Iain MacIntyre for the intermission analysis position.
>>145754045Flames are what the oilers wish they were
>>145754080typical italianx behavior
No one is talking about the flames winning streak right now
RAPED BITCH YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. THAT DOES NOT BELONG IN /HOC/ GENERAL- ray ferraro commentating on april 17 2022
Dustin Wolf is now the Vegas betting favourite to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics.
>>145754091we're in shock
>>145754101Flames should’ve signed him long term. They’re doomed now
>>145754101
Canucks are fucking shit fuck petterson is a goof faggot and so is cry baby fuck Miller Rick tocchet is a loser and last year was a complete flukeNever should have gotten rid of horvat kuzmenko or podkolzinOur best forward is some little nut sack chicken shit Connor garland Hughes is the ONLY good player we have suter is a bitch Joshua is supposed to be out >tough guy and he literally has no fucking balls ffs demko is ruined lankanin sucks silovs sucks hronek sucks debrusk sucks hoglander sucks the whole fucking team is delusional fuck this gay fucking city
>>145754105The script says they sign him 8x8 and then he busts
blackhawks + clubbies = blackies
>>145754114Colin Blackwell
>>145754110>Hughes is the ONLY good player*stifles laughter*
The heart and soul of the Canucks is gone with Boeser and Jt Miller out
>>145754083>$25 million under the cap>higher in the standingsflameschads, I kneel
Ryan Hartman scored a softie on Binningbitch again tonight. He's gonna be seethin' about that one for weeks.
>>145754119calm down chico
>>145754122Garland is still here and stronger than ever.
>>145754121It's true though poor fucking kid will never win the cup if he stays here, he's already won Norris so it's only downhill from here if he stays
>>145754110please continue your tears sustain me
>>145754122Brocks leaving next year fs
>>145754137They're not even tears anymore they've straight up turned into shit stains
@NYCTheMiC Checking in from Van. This is the worst building I’ve been as a fan. Worse than MSG. Sitting is awful long rows and long seats constant people standing in your way. No frills inside or outside. As for game I’m 9 rows from ice. 55 and 8 not pretty and you know I love em
I always laugh when Calgary Edmonton or Winnipeg even Ottawa beat American teams. I bet they have no idea where these cities are on a map due to being born in such a redneck country with no education except learning about muh bible and state rights
>>145754110>Never should have gotten rid of horvat kuzmenko or podkolzinI miss them all, but Bo especially is the heart breaker. Finally a good Canadian kid on the team building his legacy with the franchise and they trade him like he’s nothing.
>>145754157No one asked.
>>145754158Those cities are located north of the United States. That’s all science can tell us at this time.
>>145754158saar
Which is the worse fanbase?
>>145754161REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145754161So they could sign an 31 year old American
>>145754164The beauty of /hoc/, is that no one has to
>>145754168>>145754168Seahawks, my Seahawks are an awful, pompous entitled lot, lad>yeah they are
>>145754168both have never won but one is much older than the other
>>145754176>here's some boring off topic information about my shit lifeno one asked
>>145754161>don't have the cap space to sign your drafted and grown talent captain>can't even find the cap space for it with trades or other movesHow does a GM fuck up to this magnitude
Wolf now has a .925 sv%; 2.36 GAA and 7-2-1 record
It's mean to make Sam Rosen stay up until 12:45
>>145754181>punk>>145754168
>>145754185i mean we all watched it happen, jim benning is a hockey terrorist
>>145754174No one cares
we lost
>>145754186>lost 1/3 of his gameswow, what an all-star
>6.99 beers at vancouver lacrosse home openershit why does anyone go to canucks games thenjust watch the warriors and giantsalso rags scar :c
>>145754194i notice he didn't ask what your favourite fagball team was, maybe you should work on your reading comprehension
pettershit cost his team the game again
>pettershit
lankinen and demko both stop that
Canucks legend Mark Messier was the answer to the trivia question :)
Pettershit
Demko was supposed to be back by now
It's slowly setting in for canucks fans that last year was an anomaly
>>145754201The beauty of /hoc/, is that no one has to
>>145754209Giants is in langley lmao
>>145754223screencapped :)
>>145754186huska's tandem meme is retardedhe would be a real calder candidate if he was used as a true starter
>>145754222I don't think Demko would solve the Canucks issues. The team has no speed
>>145754236speed is a meme, their issue is puck movement which will come with time
Vezina rhymes with Regina
>>145754229people would still go to blackhawks games if their arena was in aurora
>>145754236Demko died 4 months ago and the team is keeping it a secret
>>145754123No need to kneel brother. We are the working class team
>>145754210I noticed no one ask for your shit talk and epic delusion, but you know what?I'll tolerate you cause your voice deserves to be heard, lad, and this is a free country, still, I think... >at any rate it was a diversion mentioning the Seahawks cause they're in the same city, and not a terribly interesting one, certainly nothing deserving of this amount of chin-wag and blather
>>145754246Mayne on planet retard
>>145754251Miller was going to tell the media so they made him disappear
>R.B.
>>145754256>seethes>writes an essaybud1 bitch
put ya in the figure 4 leg lock and make ya head bop
>>145754263>He askedyou asked
>>145754261he's hiding in the pumpkin patch, we need to find him
Is he elite?
>>145754267find him before the great pumpkin gets him charlie brown
i thought this was the canuck's year
>>145754186wait wolf has the third best sv% in the nhl?
>>145754275no one cares about the regular season
>>145754267he's dealing with the pumpkins in the pumpkin patches perishing for the year. he's taking it hard and that's okay
>>145754270There’s some shit goalies there
>>145754278Presidents Trophy is a more impressive accomplishment than a cup.
>>145754270where is skinner?
>>145754285i wish lad, i wish
it's the mother fuckin d r e
>>145754278they should really start caring because it seems like that's all they're going to have this year lol
oh man
One more game wolfpack and wolf is on top
>>145754292Holy fuck Malhotra is cool
Dustin Wolf dropped a thermonuclear bomb on my testes and it gave me SEX. That’s how fucking good this netminder is. He’s so fucking good. He could stop anything even a really big car or moose running.
If being bald is cool now call me Dean Martin
it's the mother fuckin b u d
>>145754283blinky lost
>>145754307just shoot over his shoulder he’s too short his career will end soon when players realize that factoid. He can’t make saves at that height.
/hoc/ is actually funny tonight, good job
>>145754313There’s nothing wrong with being bald.
>>145754316so you're saying... bud1?
>>145754320pacific hours supremacy
>>145754307wtf lmao
You can cancel me all you want but I think tbg is better than bud cancel me I don’t care it’s just my opinion
>>145754318Umfortunately the net is actually 4 feet tall and he is 4 foot 1. The perfect goaltender designed by our top scientists, he is.
Lmao Pettershit
>>145754318Holy get this brainiac on the ice.
>>145754330>i'm definitely not raped bitch btw
CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
my hearrrrrrrRRRRRT beats loudly
>>145754337I recognize it’s unpopular and was fully prepared to get cancelled for my hot take
garland's mustache will save us
the coaches have spoken: score an empty netter!!!
TBG is my friend
i am now paragon 296 this grind is mind numbing at this point FUCK
STOP DROP SHUT EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
>>145754289Anon, I...
>>145754364how can it numb.. that which you dont have.....
This typhoon got me trippin
rags are on a trip, and the destination is Stanleyville
>>145754361we're all friends, lad>some of us are just a little crankier than others...
my raggies win yet again
why doesnt shannon ever go to nuckies games?
>>145754373Mmmm! Steamed hams!
>>145754376yeah, that's pretty crazy...
>>145754373could be worse
>>145754385his street hockey league takes up all his free time, and he's probably been banned from the stadium anyways
KWAB
>>145754376>he didn't heed frankie macdonald's warning and prepare
>>145754385I remember the he got on TV when he went to the canucks game and then the league shut down like 2 days later.
Ew the rangers goalie was praying after he won. I thought we moved past this as a society.
>>145754398he talked about the incident in a now deleted video. the animal choked a man in front of his kids
>>145754385his wifes son doesnt like hockey and he cant find a babysitter while she is busy with the bull.
>>145754402I filled my bathtub with water
>>145754414it was an act that any white man would be proud of, but i can see why the optics would be bad
>>145754427shannon's an echad??
go flames go!
>>145754417that's why he watches all the games, the busy bull
>>145754417>>145754450you guys are weird, I'm telling your moms :(
brodie brazil commented on that one thg shorks video and i thought that was neat but it also sucked because it reminds me that even he's gone too fuck this shit franchise god dammit why can't anything be nice
>>145754374fuck u bud
>>145754385Retard
I hate that faggot Brodie Brazil.
When is larry gonna post again
Bobo Brazil
>>145754511he doesn't watch the games anymore because he's been a busy bull
>>145754539lol so fucking true
>The Golden Knights hired Bruce Cassidy on June 14, 2022. The Bruins hired Jim Montgomery 16 days later to replace him. Two-plus years later, Cassidy has a Stanley Cup, and Montgomery has been fired.KWAB
my preds got nashed
I miss those Lays commercial with Messier giving a shit eating grin.
>>145754611lmfao only 2 seasons
>>145754669i missed that time he was being a giant faggot
>>145754385He did in the finals I think there a picture
>Oh man our team sucks.. Better fire the coach>Alright good thing that coach is gone and all the same players are still here being shit better fire that new coach
>>145752930Called it.Total Ranger victory.Perfect play leading up to the last goal by the top line.
hockey is a combination of 3 major sports but is the least watched. why? bball football and soccer btw
>>145754398I don't understand how they want to play street hockey on that big ass field. When I was a kid we used to play street hockey on an abandoned outside tennis court. We had tournaments against the other two classes in our age group. On a tennis court everything is closer and feels more like real hockey than whatever Shannon and his buddies are doing where they mostly stand still.
>>145754777wow im so impressed you were able to call a win over a team playing below .500 at home, playing their third string goaler, and missing their top line center. teach me your secrets, anon.
>>145754810I said he called it, not me.Less of the saltiness please.
>>145754804>thfkek
Which team is going to hire him in the coming months?
>>145754860timbits hockey club
my blackhawks got black hawk tuah'd
>>145754860I wouldn't be suprised if habs takes him as a assistant coach since they on a rebuild.
>>145754936just like my nashies
blizzard is coming
>>145752930>>145754777Rags are still the lolcow of the league for giving Zibanejad that long term contract.
https://youtu.be/y489A7OOyyw
I just came up with a genius discovery. If you get a lot of screen time, just take turns closing one of your eyes while doing so and BAM your eyes get half the radiation. I’m literally smarter than every scientist in the world combined. You’re welcome, /hoc/
>>145754860That brat team
>>145755312i'm gonna stand on the shoulders of giants here and say you should get an eye patch instead
>Dusts you
>>145755331We’re changing the world here at /hoc/
>>145754029top cuck
>>145755312Guess theres not a lot of scientists on planet retard
need to add an "it was the coach" panel
>>145754860penguins
>>145755435you arent allowed to criticize the 11.5 million dollar player on pace for his lowest goal total in 4 seasons
>>145755571this is a roster issuepasta has no elite centremen to serve up easy one timers
It just doesn’t even make sense. We’re top top 10 in almost all analytical categories like expected goal %, xGA, xGF, team defence, everything. Yet Ullmark is however many goalies saved below expected. No fucking sense
>>145755571we're talking about the ruins not connor mcdavid
>>145755587mcmeme is on pace for 43 goals, well within his normretard
>>145755586more like no sens
try burying the puck more
got a new lid for my hydroflask, need to get back into drinking more water
>>145755260He has 14 points in 18 games despite playing like shit according to rags fans
Hey Taylor, looks like I’m not the only one on a list lol
I'VE GOT A GOOD MIND TO SLAP MCAVOY'S FAT FACE
You’re gonna lose all your woke social justice warrior fans over this, Taylor. Now’s the time to get ahead of it and embrace your bad girl/reputation era and align yourself with Trump. You got this, babe, just gotta pivot and be smart about it. Love ya, gurl
Kaapo Kakko desu
297!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
>>145756029Garys intern network runs deep
>>145756029>I don't want to see another Canadian teamSO none of the so called journalists on The Söythletic asked why he don't want to see another Canadian team?
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145756029Low taxes, warm weather, zero percent chance of being harassed while at the pumpkin patch with your family
>>145756068yet another sunbelt shithole that cant form ice outside in the winterthank you gary
>>145756043
>>145756089natural ice formation is not a metric for nhl success source: 1993
>>145756098kwab
>>145756098Sick burn. The sickest.
>>145756098thank you garyit was before his reign
>NHL Rumors: More Moves Coming For The PenguinsIt has never been more over.
>americans literally admitting gary is the only reason their sunbelt shitholes can winlove to see it
>>145756127the bottom line is american teams win and canadian teams don'tdon't like it? overthrow gary
My favorite moment of the 2024 playoffs was when Gary personally ran out onto the ice and held Mcgaykid's stick so he couldn't score the tying goal in game 7
Is the era of California goalies at hand? First Demko and now based Wolfie.
gary's officiants controlled the outcome of the game, as they always do
safe to say the habs, laffs, snes, nucks, lames and oilers are the oppressed teams?
>>145756194yes, a tyrant runs this league
>>145756199maybe trump will appoint gretzky to be commissioner
>>145756199Fascist Canada vibes (not based)
>>145756240we're taking maine and alaska and you're not going to do jack squat
>>145756247>Alaska>filled to the brim with psycho muh freedom typesGood luck. You can have Maine, take the shitty Dakotas while you're at it.
Huberdeau - DuBois - MarchessaultLafreniere - Danault - DuclairPerron - Gourde - DrouinBeauvillier - Roy - GaudreauMantha, JosephChabot - LetangMatheson - SavardGirard - CarrierLauzonFleuryMontembeault
>>145756273giving us mt. rushmore. are the dakotas that bad?
>>145756273>take the shitty Dakotas while you're at it.already did, bitch
>>145756310>are the dakotas that bad?Yes. >>145756290>not having Brossoit in goal
My habbies have to deal with a shit tax situation and the only team in pro north American sports that English isn't the first language, then we move on to overthrowing gary
You guys might be joking but if we got Maine in this deal I'd move there immediately
>>145756354always been rightful canadian clay
maine is just new brunswick with lower prices and other types of firearms besides hunting rifles.
>>145756404you gotta be 21 to drink in maine
The US and Canadia should just merge already. I want that sweet sweet healthcare.
>>145756414what is it in nb? 18 or 19?
>>145756421i want you to exploit our vast natural resources so we can have an actual economy and grow the population
Is Maine as comfy as advertised?
>>14575642419
>>145756426Deal, and no Saaars allowed.
>>145756421my little cousin fell in the shower and bruised her rib. she went to the hospital to get it looked at to make sure she didn't break a rib or hurt her back. she was at the hospital for 25 hours.
>>145756437Maine, Minnesota, the Dakotas and Montana are all just different parts of Canada
>>145756437lots of wet and heavy snow during the winter. nice otherwise. the acadian forest is beautiful. t. acadian forest dweller
>>145756442I got hit by a car and was xrayed and out within an hour
>>145756437It is. I've been there and its max cozie and comfe. >>145756442We have similar shitty wait times, but we go bankrupt from our medical bills on top of it all.
Would Canada accept Maine and Vermont?
First day of preseason :)
>>145756456We already get Burlington news here in Montreal so we may as well take it
>>145756329nigga what? brossoit is from British Columbia and has 32 starts combined the past three seasons.
>>145756361Maine has tim hortons
>>145756456sure. pm bernie sanders has a nice ring to it.
>>145756544and poutinehttps://www.poutinefest.com/maine
>>145756554i'm sure the poutine in vermont is better.unless the mainers get their curds from caraquet or somewhere north.
>>145756552based Bernie appreciator
>raining today >gonna be a slow day at work Yeah I’m thinking it’s gonna be comfy today
>>145756627same except for the work part.
>>145756565the maple syrup in vermont is superior to canadian maple syrup
>>145754427Shannon loves womens wrestling lmao
>>145756650Always knew he was based
>>145756642>inb4 seething leafsYou just started a war anon.
>>145756627enjoy your comfy day fren
>>145756642americans actually believe this
>>145756703
>>145756650my gf is a big fan of women's wrestling.i can't get into it. even my woke feminist sister thinks they suck compared to the men.
Blackhawks make the same winter classic jersey the old fashioned way for 97 years
>>145756437Maine is insanely comfy. It's a shame there are no jobs there
>>145756739grim
>>145756752bedard looks like a kid dressed up for halloween
Gary Bettman sits in his office and gets pissed off knowing the Blackhawks and Penguins are both shit now. How will he ever make a good winter classic when both are bad?
>>145756764Both of those jerseys suck
>>145756769>>145756769>>145756769NEW
>>145756642>never been to a cabane a sucresugar off yank!
