>>145757792
>>145764087Duckon Duckones
jon crones jones
Guzzle thick and juicy Knox™ all day every day like UFC legend Dricus Du Plessis
oliveira deserves a bit of michael chandler cheating because he's a cheat himself
>>145764126
>>145764124more of a Water by Khabib kinda guy
my nickname would be poopaton because i poo a lot haha
Gilbert Burns got the inside scoop and says James Llontop weighed 205 lbs after failing to make the 165 lbs catchweight limit against Mauricio Ruffy. Make sure to account for this.
yan finna be heemed
>>145764167marc GODdard would have heemed this doo
>>145764087Dana contract NOWW!!!!!
>>145764216>>>/pw/
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145764233Those are unanswered strikes
name a single good win anthony smith hadexactly
>>145764253had at least 1 round of ground control time over that burglar
>>145764253There is no such thing as a good winOnly a loser would allow himself to lose a fight. Beating a loser is in no way shape or form a “good win”
>>145764253Jon Jones (the story)
>>145764253
/HEEM/ ME UP INSIDE!![can't /heem/ up]/HEEM/ ME UP INSIDE!![can't /heem/ up]
>>145764124This is a /lit/ general I’m afraid
>>145764253The powerslap gig looks comfy
i honestly thought Pantoja would be first to clean out his division, but then he took alot of time off.
>>145764259the home invader proved that being a real one is way more important than training as a heemer
This is where Lionheart was truly born
>>145764314goddard robbed him of a much better highlight reel moment there, poor smiff
Started getting fully nude before shitting and I'm never going back. Never realized how insane it is to have fabric wrapped around your ankles and shit fumes wafting up your shirt. Telling you guys, it's next level, you'll never shit clothed again. Add in a stool so you are closer to a deep squat position you'll wonder where these shits were all your life.
>>145764207>Nice attempt. HOWEVER,
>>145764350What about being so morbidly obese you need a reinforced commode?
>>145764350You have never fully shat.
>>145764253he beat reyes
imagine how unstoppable tony would be at light heavyweight
>>145764370choosing to schaub like an indian will forever be a story loss, sorry to say it b
>>145764392Tony just needs to use steroids.
>>145764395You fear what you don't understand.
>>145764364We don't write requests to our plumbers here
schaub vs smith
What will happen?
>>145764417why would the ufc put two young prospects up against each other like that
>>145764253Uhm
>>145764440Conor corners fighters?
>>145764440Corner McGregor
*sprints into thread butt-ass naked head to tippytoe with baby oil - somehow cleanly heems 3-4 utterly incredulous civilians all while moving at absolute full clip*Protect yourself at ALL times btich.
>>145764440live savings on usman
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
When is Weili fighting again
>>145764468Paul Hughes requested his presence and Conor tweeted that he would do it
>>145764440They'll be respectful. Conor might do some friendly jabs while Khabib looks smug. Of course if Usman loses they brawl.
>>145764496Poor muumuu
Weili Zhang should be stripped IMMEDIETLly
>>145764503I don't believe he will
Mummy's milky nosed soldier
>>145764515mmm
>>145764314Pleasure man-esque
Usdaddy finna dispose of that bum
>>145764515Agreed, right now in my presence
>>145764515You think weili's weili has traps b imagine the grip
>“I mean, I dipped and dabbed in MMA for a while now, and after being in that camp with Jon Jones, it definitely put a major spark in me to go out there and do MMA. I’m not sure about the promotion yet, but Jon definitely lit a fire under me and said, ‘Hey, I think you should go back to wrestling. I think you should try MMA. We’ve got a great team here in Albuquerque if you want to join us.’>It was fascinating how quickly I got into it. When I put on the gloves, everything felt like home. With the wrestling, the boxing work, and the jiu-jitsu, I feel like I could be very good really quickly. I don’t have an MMA fight lined up yet, but I do have a path that could lead me somewhere great.>Do I have an MMA fight? No I do not have an MMA fight. We’re discussing it, and I think it’ll be a really good opportunity for me to get out there and showcase who I am. Am I going to take some time? Yes, absolutely. I want to make sure everything is 100% ready and that I’m physically capable of being the best version of myself—which I know I am. But like everything else, it’s going to take time.”The future heavyweight GOAT
>>145764527Self hating Irish diaspora, you will always be a mick.
>>145764536Who is this subhojeet that is in every pw article
>>145764536Gable doesn't have GOAT potential, he's so fucking noncommittal. Can't decide if he wants to do wrassling, mma or am. Football
>>145764544He won gold in wrestling at the Tokyo Olympics, then declared his intention to either do mma or wwe, joined the wwe for a while but got dropped out of the development program
>>145764552This really. An athlete shouldn't still be debating focus at 24.
oh no I replied to the wrong post!
>>145764566It's ok b, I know what you were replying to
>>145764536SUBHOJEETSUBHOJEETSUBHOJEET
s'tawlf bee
>>145764536bo nickal
>>145764592Big BWC energy from this photo
>>145764536Would be pretty great if Jon retires to coach Gable whomst eventually heems Tom.
>>145764596
>>145764609He kind of looks like ilia's brother desu
Bitch don't kill my vibe. Bitch don't kill my vibe
>>145764592Maybe they should do a rule where one line of the BMF belt dies when a fighter has both a BMF belt and a championship belt
Petr Yan is the fucking champ. Motherfucker
>>145764769we dont sign our posts here
oedipus rekt
>>145764440>DubaiI doubt Conor will cause trouble there
Just spoke to the top brass Hunter. Some very exciting news on the way for heem. *flashes veneers*
Do they finish his court thing tomorrow
Who has the better fighters favela UFC fighters or hood UFC fighters?
Interim BMF champion, Grant Dawson
>>145764842See >>145764840 what's the press coverage been like btw
>>145764842Favela for sure. Bobby Green is the best example of hood fighter and he's buried beneath a Las Vegas parking lot
>>145764838I don't want to see your weiner put it back in
>>145764847Well the court case is publicized but not to the level the tabloids want to hear. But the case is definitely not gonna go in Conor's favor because of the DNA testing which has the 1 in a billion chance it was him according to forensics.
>>145764840Mr McGregor insisted Ms Hand's allegation that he raped her is "lies lies lies".Mr McGregor glaimed he and Ms Hand "had sex which was fully consensual, in the missionary position."Under cross-examination by Ms Hand's barrister John Gordon, when shown photos of the bruises on the complainant's body taken in the days after the alleged assault, Mr McGregor said the bruises "possibly came from her diving into the bath".Mr McGregor admitted sex that was "athletic, physical and it was prolonged but not rough"."At no time did I bite her, did she bite me. At no time did I scrape her, nor did she scrape me".He insisted Ms Hand was not wearing a tampon "that I could see, what I could feel, no discussion of a tampon".He said the tampon must have been introduced after they had sex.
The courts wont decide probably until next week or Jan aswell
>>145764857These quotes are mint
Believe all victims
There was no tampon. There was not one of them was a tampon. Your wife is in my DM’s.
>>145764527Factual post.
>>145764856>>145764867Ok thanks at least he's not going to prison can't think this will do much damage to his career de su I doubt anyone cares or is surprised
Believe all stricktims
>fully consensual, in the missionary position>athletic, physical and it was prolonged>that I could see, what I could feel, no discussion of a tampon
>>145764906He peaked in middle school and the only reason he isnt a homeless drug addict is because he knew how to fight sort of okayish
>>145764892>stricklandfamilyreunion.jpg
>>145764892What's wrong with this doo?
>>145764948'Fraid so
Has anyone done the haka in mma? Personally I think it's the most cringe shit imaginable
>>145764957Kai Kara France does some gay little dance
>>145764336>he isn't shitting fully naked and follow it up with cold shower immediatelyyou have been sleepwalking throughout your life my friend.
Word of the street is Paddy Pimblett is going to face off against Iron Michael Chandler 22nd March '25
Sankobros...
>>145764986Why on earth wouldn't he want to be at home
Putin has showed that he could literally heem every here if he wanted to, literally
>>145765004That's disgusting
>>145765015Yeah that Putin guy has nukes in his hands
none of you could take this smoke
>>145765024Rampage did it better
>>145764957A few of the guys from CKB have done it at weigh ins. I'll never forget Shane Young doing it, then getting highlight KOd by a debuting Ludovit Klein
>>145764986Paddy and Moicano have been calling each other out for ages at this point. Is the UFC trying to protect Paddy by not matching him up against a guy who could smother him in grappling?
>>145765043Mociano will not fight pimblett unless rankings determine it necessary.
Jon "Quack" Jones
>>145765024fuckin lost it all
Jake MatthewsKevin LeeManel KapeRoyce GracieAnd now, Michael Venom Page joins the list of prominent fighters who have converted to Islam.
>>145765100Alex Pereira
>>145765100Bisping after he finds out what Herbs been up to with Ellie in Bulgaria
>>145765111Trips don't lie Murat Al Bisbin will take the shahada
>>145764957Haka kung fu is too deadly for mma.
>>145765100Almengdullilah
Alaheemdulillah
>>145765100Allah snackbar
>>145765100Islam is just the new Buddhism for westerners thinking it will make spiritual.
>>145765146>>145765164i am so proud of this community
>>145765146
>>145765100those are all brown men>>145765166that was a white woman thing
>>145765224jake matthews?
>>145765236did I stutter?
Thoughts on Nina Drama?
>>145765085we are so fucking back
>>145765287Whore
>>145764857Dee status?
>>145765287she is really desperate
michael venom poo
>>145764857married man with kids btw
>>145765287Astroturfed bitch
>>145765287plant
>>145765332>Married men can't rape or something Kys
Jon Anick is an industry plant
yall remember toilet till? Lmao what a bum. epitome of low iq british trash. you guys should be more thankful for aspinall
Aspinalldullilah
Darren Till spread his seed to over 20 prime fertile brazilian women while you're an incel sitting on 4chud, troubling realisation I know
>>145765366I'd rather marry a chinese woman and grow a family together (which I did and am third on the way)
>>145764690
till so undesirable to people with triple digit IQs he had to go to Brazil to find willing whores kek
>>145765100They know it means they'll get easy lay up fights in Abu Dhabi/Saudi cards
>>145765366I thought the women in Brazil are men
>>145765366is this a love letter to yourself?
I spread my schaub over 20 times a month in the Till
>>145765366how does one sit on a website
>>145765398>at the end, mckenna is gesturing to maycee not to post it >maycee still posts itI love me retarded wmma girls they're the best. They all have spooky backstories too so it's like opening a present you never know what you're gonna get.
>>145765411Please post a video
menged the schaubhole
Chandler status?
Sometimes you heem, and sometimes you get heemed.
>>145765434
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH POATAN WITH A FLYING KNEE, ASPINALL IS IN TROUBLE, HE IS IN BIG TRO--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH ITS OVER STOP THE FIGHT, STOP THE FIGHT HE IS OUT!! JUST LIKE THAT! OH MY GOODNESS, HOW ABOUT THAT? ALEX "POATAN" PEREIRA HAS DONE IT! WOW!! ALEX "POATAN" PEREIRA IS YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND THE FIRST TRIPLE CHAMP IN UFC HISTORY.Soon.
its clear mcgregor won the story against chandler
till = toiletverification not required
Darren Till is a bronze age Iranian
>>145765465>fighter wins story by not fightingwrong gay and femininemclegor hasn't won a story since aldo he's washed
>OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH THE ANXIETY RIDDEN OBESE LIGHTWEIGHT HAS AN INCORRECTLY POSITIONED RNC POABUSSY IS SPREADING HIS GAPE ITS ALL OVER JOE
>mention alex>bong goes into immediate schizo modebased
>>145765465>makes chandler do a two year training camp for no reason while he snorts lines and fucks midgets>chandler is now 38 years old>decide not to fight him
Darren Till hasn't touched a woman in 7 years
Charles is never beating Islam I'm afraid
>>145765503>bareknuckle tournamentthis sounds like the absolute worst combat sport to do a tournament for surely. everyone breaks their hands and get covered in cuts and lumps even the winners
darren till is a biological woman
why do people only call fights one sided if it's one sided but someone doesn't get knocked out in the first round? like, at a title fight level, when has a first or second round knockout ever been a fluke?
>>145764271>>145764314The American Nightmare
>>145765536When Jizzy heemed Alex
God I'm stoned
>>145764440huh? i thoguht bellator was no more, what happing here
>>145765481good thing conor's not a fighter anymore
>>145765100based and greenpilled
>>145765576PFL owns it and the titles
>>145765567DUDE
i'm back.dropping a celebratory asspisshit on this thread
>>145765591they hsould merge together, have everybody fighitng under one umbrella
>>145765516Good.
bussyspinall
ubunutu finna get zleemed again
>>145765592I feel like Rogan it's actually a bit uncomfy icl>>145765598I haven't seen PFL do anything right yet
>OHHHHHH AND THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY JOE!!!
>>145764219WEEEEEEM
Will daner ever give tommy bussy custom shorts and what would they look like
>>145765646bussy-like
>>145765633I can see you soifacing as you post this
>>145765633brutal TKO
mfw aspinall sleems a dude
>>145765633The secret pec-punch technique
Tom Aspinall's sperm.has been imported to brazil and used to fertilize hundreds of brazilian women's wombs
>>145765633The pavlovich dick riding before this was unbearable, you should be thanking Tom for putting a stop to it
When the FUCK is Khamzat's talk tuah episode coming out?
>>145765597I've seen enough... just strip Aspinall already
>>145764536He doesn't pass the eyetest. Gets weemed by Tybura of Spivak and then dropped by d'Anner.
Tomala? Tomala will get bussyblasted
>>145765693we dont watch that shit here
>>145765700by who? Jon won't fight him and all the other HWs are dogshit
>>145765711
>>145765716lol
>>145765693That's so funny and zany
Perreddit is a dumb little sissy cock slut for Tom Aspinall's BWC.
Darren Hill saying he will kick Thomas Fury in the head is the funniest thing Ive heard all decade. Did an spit take when I heard it haha
>>145765725Cool tattoo!
Soon. Trannyspsinall will get his bussy split.
>>145765567
>>145765753
Tom has nothing for Jones
>>145765743Factual post.
>>145765748hahaha isn't he so quirky and cleverthat old British humor never fails!
what country is schizo spammer actually from?
>>145765786ur mom's lol
>>145765743Daddysanya already claimed that bussy
*wins via brutal, earth shattering 28-27*
>>145765800jon jones does this
>>145765793Real time footage of Jenna Jameson's date night with Tito
2025 is gonna be THE year
>>145765753You gotta love the Titster
*wins a gentlemanly 30-27 UD by landing only slightly more punches than my opponent*
>>145765567Hows weed over there? Im smoking on some 43% infused diamond kief bullshit atm
Fun fact. Tito Ortiz is the only the 2nd person in history to hit 9Gs outside of a jet.
Shoop him into an worm and then we can talk about you getting some (yous). Respectfully.
>>145765693When is this whore doing porn?
looking back still cant believe i ever liked shamrock. team ortiz all the way bay bay!
>>145765693honky tuah
volumes
>>145765287I dont get the hate, I don't find her funny really but she's kind of good at generating chill vibes (tbqh famalam skibidi toilet) and positive energies (tone I fed them bullshit I swear) with whoever she's talking with, which is a great skill to have in that line of work.
>>145765964I think guys that arent good with women/ dont get an lot of female attention get mad at her due to their own frustrations. Food for thought.
>>145765964at least half of heemsters are flaming homosexuals
>>145765964Her interviews are funny/she brings out a side of fighters we usually don't see. Her skits are pure cringe tho and she came out of that Guru debacle looking like a hypocrite.
Jones at least asking for 32 to 38 million dollars at minimum, do you think he deserves it? I much more want to see him against francis and khamzat
Jon Jones does this to Tom Reddit
smiff/jerry is the fight to make
>>145765616keep in mind, pfl has saudi backing. i think therye holding off on doing something big. i understand these things take time
>>145765998BARK BARK
>>145764253Gus and Volkan are decent lhw wins
>>145766003He doesn't have that much punching power, he always damages his opponent and then brutally beat him much more like drowning
>>145766018This is the kind of fight that jiri would lose
>>145766028Glasspinall got heemed by pillowfist blaydes in 15 seconds
garth you natural born retard!!! you made me quit /heem/. i hope you wake up some morning as a nigger.
>>145766076You never wish something like that to anyone
THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
>>145766099
>>145766076
>>145765716The French Faggot has ducked Tom once before. He was supposed to be in Pav's place when the interim went up for grabs, but pulled out. So what makes you think he'll ever be setting foot in the ring with him?When Jon fucks off and Tom gets the proper belt, Gayne might step up himself then, assuming he can beat Volkov. Though ironically after that there's no one up and coming in HW except Parkin who himself is in Kaobon with Tom and nowhere near top 5.
>>145766190brutal
>OOOOOOHHHHHH HE'S OUT
Here's the reason MVP converted to Islam btw. He has a Moroccan gf, in his conversion video, she's wearing a hijab, but in all her insta posts, she dresses more like this
i want olivera and moicano to fight, don't care about the rankings
>>145766161yap yap yap. didn't read.gane heems
heard you was talkin shit b
>>145765883I get by b it's pretty good we're in many ways like a smaller more Nordic Canada
when I make it to the ufc in 4-5 years I will shittalk pisslam and turn heel and start grapplefucking low level muzzrats
16 days until Gane fights.
you like stalker bros?
>>145766322which one
>>145766322No it's shit
16 days until Gane dies!!!
>>145766326cant run it? lmao
>>145766322Ye
>>145766266>converting to islam for pussy
>>145764515I will strip her
>>145766330there is itcomputercel on the defensive when literally no one brought up performance
>>145766344u mad? kek
>d-does this upset you?!?!
>>145765492>decideNot how it works
>>145766330Cope. Post FPSAtmosphere and eurojank charm from the original trilogy GONE. Now it plays and looks like a shitty low budget ubislop game
>>145766330i have a 4070ti super and a 7800x3d it's garbage bloatware mogged by anomaly
>>145766352SOON
>>145766341I'm unironically in a similar situation to MVP. I met a Moroccan girl on interpals who has basically said she'd jump on my dick if I converted. No pussy is worth that shit though
mfw this thread
you didn't already forget about him, right ?
>>145766392who THE FUCK is dis doo????
>>145766341>kobe cohvington
>>145766388get back here
>>145766392I'll never forget Stipe. Even when I'm old.
Dana White is one phone call away from securing a legal pardon for this man.Would Dana use up a favor with Trump for Cain's sake? What is Dana's relationship with Cain like?
>>145766408I hope not. Cain was absolutely retarded in his quest for revenge and could have easily killed innocent people. He needs to be removed from society.
>>145766416please kys asap
>>145766408you can't pardon an innocent man
>>145766408Whats the point of being a badass mma fighter if u just use guns anyway to hurt unarmed people. He shouldve just beaten the guy into a coma. Wouldve been way less time. Murder is always life.
>>145766429>>145766432Ese
>>145766429Retard detected! If you know where your child's abuser sleeps, you don't wait until he's driving and then shoot at him from a moving vehicle.
it would have been so based if Cain killed that guy with his bare hands but instead he pussied out
>>145766322Don't play vidya or watch remakes so yes but I prefer other soviet scifi
>Nooo!!! You just shoot indiscriminately while in a blinding rage!
>>145766464can't
>>145766464>>145766469you just played y'self b
Cain should be locked up in a cage... with Jon for the heavyweight title
>>145766479Finally a worthy opponent for Ole Jonesy and to top it all off DC's friend
