Shavkat fight weekThread theme: https://youtu.be/_wwcwQxnLVI?si=BKbe0Jmg0_JhbOYz
It's Qazaqstan chud
MeRab
>>145975404fpbp
ufc; fergana valley
deal or no deal but its hosted by alex pereira and called chama or no chama
>>145975490showing a knife and a cutting board to imply he was going to prepare food and then the jump cut to takeout food made me sad, please do not post this again
>Layla Machado RakhmonovSOONhttps://youtu.be/OHLFPdOU2h4?si=42sKG4TkmvfbBLWF
cris cyborg
And a nice plate of meats, cheese and olives (beautiful)Out of nowhere, hit the fiend with the Rock Bottom (uh)Shavkat Rakhmonov (uh)
Andrea Android
>>145975529Where does Sanko fit in>>145975562Why is this fat yugoslavi not making a cooking show with Volk
>>145975419Midgetweight champ btw
>>145975529>shavkat marrying a 42yo roastie with 2 wifessonsbe serious b
>>145975560would
Ari doesn't want you to know about the clones
>>145975562Olives are nasty.
>>145975560S(he) cute.
>>145975490The knife in the beginning makes me think he made all that food
>>145975642hunnerd per cent b
Is the messican with advice vis a vis tennis elbow itt rn
>>145975646Jonah Nick
can rudeboy randy brown get it up?is rudeboy randy brown big enough?find out this saturday on UFC 310!
>>145975678OHHHHHHHHH I'M BRICKED JOE
>>145975687Man Im gonna go take a randy brown (nice shit)
>>145975686Mike chandler deserves to be in the hall of fame........as the janitor hahahaha
Yesterday I wrestlefucked a guy 10 kilograms heavier than me. The week before I outsparred the majority of my gym. Coaches are in awe at my speed and explosiveness. I am improving, evolving, ascending at an unparalleled pace. Burzum, Arditi and Triarii reverberating in my ears. I am both the sculptor and the marble.
>>145975642You gay if you wouldnt
>>145975742
Name MY band
slips for this weekend
>>145975772the reatrds
>>145975745You fucked a dude?
>>145975772The two bandits
>>145975772The cave explorers.
>>145975779You think you're some kind of a funny guy? I didn't find that funny, guys did you find that funny? Yeah seems like no one enjoyed that "joke" buddy.
>>145975772the symbolism of strickland holstering his weapon in his crotch as a form of asserting his stolen marculinity is astonishing. truly freudian.
bryce mitchell is taller than i thought he wasits gonna be so embarrassing when he gets knocked out by kron
>>145975779Great post, didn't laugh since I know it wasn't a joke but rather the complete truth
>>145975828Kron gracie more like gone krazy
>>145975772Three Tanned White Niggers
Sweden is on fire today b
pantoja big favorite, shavkat big favorite, gane big favorite, mitchell massive favorite, landwhale favorite
Rice Mitchell(new meme)
>>145975745You wrestled a guy, You didnt fuck him. come on get your words straight even if you ain't
>>145975859Its snowing over here
>>145975873i just saved this without even asking for permission
P4P best poster
>>145975772Whitebred
"I'll never lose to a vaxxy!"- me, raging at a faggot vaxxy
>>145975885It's a dawlg eat dawlg worl out here b
BREAKING fighting nerds newshttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1864046402910700007
Yeah Bong, that just not hittin after the quality craft of Sweden.
>>145975890you're gay for sweden we geddit bro we geddddiiitttttttt
Can I posted again here?
"I'll never eat a british meal so long as I live"-Me, right now
>>145975925What kind of nerds fights? That doesn't make sense
>>145975925silva should be getting a shot at the rankings but it’s a free heem at least
>>145975954Think I can live happy without ever tasting any British slop like beans in a potato
Lone wolf shit
>>145975925I think the other guy is still cornered by Edmond Taverdyan. Should be kino for that alone.
>>145975987How did heem react to conner being officially a rapist now?
>>145976004I rape, therefore I am.
>>145976025Jones vs Diaz was insane. HOF fight fer sure b.
Joe rogan heems
>>145976115Rogan vs Dana under the unified rules is the craziest match Hunter and Sean Shelby can ever book.
>>145975925Fuck yes
bisbong
>>145976025nate diaz won the story
BUILT FOR BKC
built for bkfc
>>145975925Silva will win. I;m not mad that they're not giving him a big fight this early in his UFC career. Take it slow. He;ll get another excitring win here and size-up his brand upthemore.
>>145976192Imagine Shavkat tying Sanko to the back of his horse and taking her back to his yurt to be used as a pleasure slave 24/7
>>145976206why would i want to imagine that
How does Asp*nall beat Gane? He can't win on th efeet, and he can't atke him down because by now, after losing to Ngannou and Jones both due to wrestling, he has surely improved his notgettakendown game and so AsP=]op8*nall cannot take Gane down either. Gane is the nightmare matchup for Asp*Nall.
>>145976233No
>>145976233nobody really thinks aspinall can beat gane
>>145976263Right, right.
>>145976192(bare knuckle combat)
>>145976233>>145976263
Tim Kennedy bros... Were getting exposed for lying about serving Israel. Our based zogbot didn't actually throw a grenade at a child then lull them to sleep with lullabies and war stories.How do we cope?
This is certainly thbe biggest forum for fiscussion of Martial Arts UFC an the world. And Martial aarts UFC is the biggest combat sport now, holding the crown away from bozing. And I am the most prolific poster on this forum. All of these things together grant me a certain respectability and a certain responsibility. So, without further audoe:I hereby declare that all previous Fighter of the Year awards in whichever combat sport are null and void, and are redesignated as belonging to Darren Till, including for years in which Darren Till was not yet fighting or not yet born.
>>145976300You weren't there, how do you know?
>>145976300Bro said he didn't have a team leader lmfao
just found out about ozempicsome people really inject shit just to supress the desire to bloat themselves on food? depressing
>>145976233>>145976332The british are degenerating as we speakGrim
who's making these?
>>145976364Someone should do this with Dana
4 days until Gane fights.
>>145976364Some guy with tit enhancement AI on Facebook
>>145976351The greed of a king...ironic...
One month until Till boxes.
>>145976380feeling confident?
>>145976380how many thousands of times have i seen this image without realizing there are other people than gane in it
>>145976405Always.
>>145976423That's Francis' old coach
>>145976364AWOOOOOOOGA
Gane/Volkov is a foregone conclusion. Gane will win and face Aspinall. After Aspinall and Gane fight, we have only Almeida to potentially be interesting in the UFC. After that, nothing.
>>145976424Master and Apprentice.
Francis Mugafu
Belel should be cut
Surreal Gay will lose to Volkov by TKO. I've seen it in my dream.
uh oh... things are getting diceyhttps://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1864051286582116627
>>145976513Wow this dude is terrified of Tsarukyan.
I fucked Laura Sanko in '92
>>145976573im balls deep as we speak
>>145976192She’s so hot yet so off putting at the same time and I can’t figure out why
>>145976513the Khabib-artem moment AGAIN!!!!???
>>1459766515-10 years away from being a Midwest slob
>>145976651american dad face
>>145976233Gane got dropped by a fat welterweight.
>>145976438Sumi gaeshi is the ultimate counter against leg takedowns.
>>145976513Uuuuh so scary.
Islam never heemed no one out colding
>>145976834>THE black country banger and two 35 year olds with no tread left on the tires??
islam and ilia happen to be relatively similar names
>>145976513>yes brazza i fight featherweight 168cm guy next
>>145976906Are you retarded no they don't
max holloway is 32(33 tomorrow actually)
>>145976436>Gane will win and fight Aspinall Gane wants no part of Aspinall. He’s already turned that fight down
featherweight is definitely the best division in the ufc if champions can get dethroned before their primes over
>>145976539Bussyrukyan received a 6 month medical suspension from all brazza daddy gapings
Max is 50 in fight years
>>145976513>Brazza, I must defend my Pound4pound belt against another fezzaweight
Max is in his Aldo moving to bantamweight part of his career
>>145976894Who are you quoting?
>>145976912with only 5 letters, islam shares all 3 letters required to spell ilia. that's a level of similarity you can't find in 99% of pairings.
brazzas i want boogyours
i slam
fazza I no want fight Tony Ferguson, he crazy guy
Who are some snow mexicans in the ufc
islamilailiasmsmith
>>145976979Excellent observation, very true
>>145977038welterweight prospect mika challot
islamislaisliailia
>>145977047whoa
>>145977038Garth, Moreno.
isla m
Bottomuria has been squealin' for that Slamdaddy spunkin' for months now
Oooh Islamussy is BEGGING for TOPuria's thin long penis!
Iliussy's fat meaty manlet bamhole cheeks gripping Slamdaddy's veiny schlong
Iliam Topukhachev would be a hell of a fighter.
Islam is an asexual savant.
Ilia heems Isla Bonita
anthony. lionheart. smith.
fagthony. schaubfart. smiff.
This just in Vox hired Lucas Tracy to replace Ariel Helwani's vacant MMA Hour
>>145977189That will be the name of the bussy baby birthed from Topsissy's boywomb after Slamdaddy schlongs him
JBW theory is real. just look at jon jones wife and then at petr yans. wtf.
>>145977216That would actually unironically be a great hire
this card is fucking juicy i don't care what anyone says
Klaus Schaub
Bryan Battle fight week
Anyone have some actual reasons why Daner won't announce Islam/Arman? Is it because of Arman's suspension?
>>1459754195,9 vs 6,0
>>145977233prelims and main card are straight bussin
>>145975419she pegged him after this
Whens Daners announcing Superman vs Doomsday?
>>145975642you must have been here a while canada, i remember i made this webm back before cyborg had made her ufc debut. funny what webms live on
Has there ever been a more embarrassing mma retirement than Jonesissy aka lil clitty ducking Tom Aslinall? Jonesissy's only belt is his chasity cage that he wears when Tom is fucking his wife
In sweden we call Jon Jones Niggerdevil
*DOMINANTLY fails takedowns against you for 25 minutes*
>>145977249abu schaubi is like 10 months away isn't it? daner would only piss people off by announcing that fight now
>>145977372really?
Yep
>>145977233>Kennedy vs Breski Prob boring until a heem >Guida vs Hooper Kino>Chiesa vs Griffin Chiesa gets brutally retired >Durden vs VanLowkey FOTN contender>Weidman vs AndersTime to go get food or shower or whatever. Boring point fight >Brown vs BattleBanger >Evloev vs Sterling Boring. >Luque vs Gorimbo Luque gets heemed again and retires >Reyes vs SmiffDom wins by KO >Landwehr vs Choi Absolute kino brawl >Mitchell vs Kron Probably BJJ but still entertaining. Meme sub potential >Gane vs Volkov Boring point fight >Shavkat vs GarryLots of hype, will be a disappointing fight cuz Garry plays defense the whole time >Pantoja vs AsakuraKino title fight that is probably a 5 round war Overall rating 8/10 cuz no WMMA. Would be 6 or 7 with WMMA
>>1459774343/4 of the card will be uneventful decisions because of this post
apparently south korea has enacted martial law?does that mean they have to practice martial arts by law?
I need Laura Sanko's plastic tits around my erect penis
>>145977464It's marital law, they have state mandate asian wives now
>>145977451Nah Dana leaked the results on sherdog
>>145977480study tapology and get back to me
kron rapie
Conor McGregor, fallen idol: From UFC champ-champ to adjudicated rapist
https://streamable.com/ud4yuo
What is his endgame?
>>145976958underrated post
>>145977464>President was going to get arrested (probably for fraud or smth idk)>Declared martial law to avoid it (meaning the army had control of the country for the duration of the martial law)>Parliament members weren't allowed to enter the premise to vote against it >Citizens rised, literally got all members of the parliament in even though the army secured the premise and all 190 members voted in favor of lifting martial law>Martial law was lifted, army retreated more confused than anything, president is getting arrested and all of this happen in matter of hours.Shit was cash.
>>145976958Max said he is moving to lw.
Lord President Dana White. Folks, .
>>145977527Nothing ever happens
>>145977540POLICE THOSE PUNCUATIONS, SOLDIER!
Conor McGregor, fallen idol: From straight sex to gay sex
>>145977464they enacted maritime law? yep, about time
>>145977540First of his name
The great wizards, Dana the White and Joerogan the White
dana white is a titlewhen hunter campbell usurps the throne he'll be dana white and he'll have to shave his head
bro went OUT
>>145977656like James Bond?
>>145977661like World Champion
Formerly Dana the Grey
Dana "DW" White
Dana "White's contenders" Series
Dana "White man's" Burden
heeminder
Dana White Power
Hogwarts theme ufcthoughts?
Did you know? Dan A. White's full name is actually Daniel Artichoke White
>>145977660brutal tko
>>145977742What school is Gane in
>>145977760Hogwarts, can't you read
>>145977760Hufflepuff
>>145977762No you have to be able to read to get into Hogwarts there must be one in France that's more lenient
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>145977782Beaubatons is for girls only
>>145977760his mind is Ravenclaw but his heart? Gryffindor
Why Gayry begging to be pumped & packed full of POZZloads by his ZatDADDY 24/7? Is that what all sissy YT bois secretly want?
Artur Beterbiev
Ian seems alright, don't get the hate
>>145977777Wasted
>>145977818Ian is the next Conor and Conor is a rapist so Garry is a future rapist
>>145977833Gane is the most hufflepuff fighter ever. God granted me those digits because he agrees
Ilia vs Islam is literally never happening The time frame isn't right Dana wouldn't want to risk Ilia's 0 on a guy who's probably retiring in two or three years Islam is likely moving up if Shavkat beats BelalEither Islam loses to Arman, Islam retires with 5 defenses after simulating Shartles again, or Islam moves to welterweight. Topuria has Lopes and the winner of Sterling/Evloev to think about
>>145977833Fuck you
Ian "The Future" Rapist Machado Garry
>>145977842>didn't get dubsDumb leaf
>>145977838>>145977846Guys this is how things sperad and get out of hand. He isnt an rapist
>>145977840how is Gane a hufflepuff?
>>145977841Bottomuria will be gaped by his Usaddy instead
/heem/ - Capeshit
>>145977890like anuel said, matamo a batman, ppor que ese cabron trabaja con los guardia'
Gane is Slytherin because behind his masterful facade of goofy amiability there is a monster that preys on the backs of his foes' heads
The Future An Rapist Ian The Future Machado Garry
>>145977972A rapist's rapist
Am I crazy for thinking Garry and Volkov will both win?
>>145977985wow that's crazy
Am I crazy for thinking there was no tampon?
>>145975490eating off cutting boards is so faggy. eating takeout on cutting boards s even more pathetic
>>145977985Gane and Volkov will both win
Poolkanpoovskpee
>>145978017yes that's maybe the one part that isn't disputable
>>145978028His nipple? Been milkled
>>145978080What are you a nipple expert
You can see it in the phony way Themba speaks in the recent embedded. If he gets the title, he's gonna turn the gun and only fight once a year while demanding a gorillion dollars each negotiation. You can tell Gorimba is going to follow in Magumbo's footsteps (minus the heems). His plan is to get the title and go to PeeFL. MARK MY WORDS
Niko Prince
>>145978130Gorimbo is actually garbage tho? he wont never be ranked
Meng vs Mike could be fun stylistically
>>145978177cringe meng vs leon edward is the fight to make
>>145978177>say wordhe turned into a brazza
meng deserves a titul sho'
To anyone about to call Gaysvidal a fucking massive bum, I'd care to heemind you the guy was a BMF belt champion. So just think about that before you speak.
>>145978177Battle of the shit bums that are flushed and ass
FACT: Michael Chandler beats Charles Oliveira 9/10
>>145978271Should the UFC book Mike vs Charles 18 more times to prove this?
Belal is the lineal BMF champion
>>145978271how if he already lost twice?FACT: Michael Chandler beats Charles Oliveira 8/10 times (to be tested).
man i hope gain doesn't get a pavlovian-esque beating from volk
>>1459783459/10 is exactly equal to 18/20Learn math stupid
sincerely hope chandler's knee is permanently damaged from charles oblique kick
Rade Opacic Is no longer under contract with ONE
isnt muschemsci supposed to be fighting soon?
Senoj "Senob" Noj
>>145978383you didnt even know that you copied it from the superior intellect of the german, do me a favor and shut the fuck up.
FACT: Hafez won
im like a real life conor mcgregor
coomer mcraper
>>145978271
>>145978404Thursday b
>>145977866Floating thru life, mainly concerned with chilling + fifa
>>145978519I'm genuinely wondering what Keith Peterson is looking at there. If I did my job that poorly I'd be fired immediately.
>>145978519
>>145978519all legal btw
>>145978553gayne at least tries to hide his
>>145978519Chills.
THE IRISH HAND GRENADEMARCUS DAVIS!
>>145978552building a case for his own PTSD retirement
king kai asakura
>>145978578Kai Kara Japan
Kai "Ass" Kara-France
Aljagod fight week
>>145977276All according to keikaku
Toupee?
>>145978602The prelim fighter?
should be Belaljo fight week, we were robbed
>>145977660Stop posting AI slop
>>145975772Is That Sean Strickland? (Yes!)
soon.
>>145978616who tf is that
>>145975925>text: ...Jean Silva...Melsik Baghdasaryan>picture: Melsik Baghdasaryan, Jean SilvaYou don't hate journalists enough.
>>145978618More people can see stergoat kino since its not behind a 90$ paywall
>>145978661Oh yeah because more people watch the prelims than the main event.
>>145978656bedtimemma
>>145978678Yeah thats what im saying
Fuck everybody. Ian Machado Garry.
>>145978688For shur b.
Amanda Ribas vs Mackenzie Dern Main event
>>145978706Give me some fucking context you prick I thought Colby ruined another UFC event
bruh
Amanda Ribas vs Mackenzie Dern with live ai nude filter main event
>>145978701For sure pople are paying big money to watch the midget fight, especially since one of them is a complete unknown to the casual fan.
>>145978724Relax The fight got moved to January 11th.https://x.com/BigMarcel24/status/1864112877709193269
>>145978742>pople are payingIm sure not.
after the fight du pussy went to the hospital and sean went skiing
strickland won the recovery section of the fight
>>145978751>apex>wmma>rematchAbsolute peach to start 2025
STRICKLAND DOMINATED... in random body health factors that don't correlate to fighting ability or skill at all
I love watching Amanda's ribs (tummy) and ass
why is bro sleeping on the ground
Strickland won the sparring part of the fight
Any heems in South Korea to report?
>>145978828Same energy
>>145976790He was giving his opponent and the audience a "hope spot" to put on a show. You just don't understand the business, sadly.
Du Bussy and Strickgaped are just empty fleshlights waiting for their Zatdaddy
Ciryl "Hope Solo" Gane
>>145978929Stop posting.
I messaged Sean giving some him tips on how to punch correctly and he never responded, what a loser
Gane took Tuivasa best shot and still won, levels.
>>145978911How long is the hope spot of losing every title shot supposed to last?
why are muslims so gay?
>>145978964Tuivasa literally landed on his guard and still knocked his bum ass to the floor, gayne even said in the presser he was out for a second
>>145978177Yeah. Chandler doesnt have good enough REAL wrestling. He doesn't have the skill to Colby him. I could see meng's weird straight hooks ending Mike.I could also see him 100% losing his Conor fight forever if Conor ever did decide to come back. They would give it to meng.
heeminder daner gave colby a title shot in exchange for not sueing meng for all hes got
bo "Lone Wolf" nickel
heem u niggas into bolivia
>>145978959Watch him heem DDP in the rematch and thank BodomBUssy6969 in his post fight
YUCK stinky
>>145978828what happenned, did he cry again?
>favorite movie lord of the ringsDark Lord Sauron Rakhmonov
>>145976140>Listen here BudaySOON
>>145975772bryce hopped on the sazule, good man.
>>145979022Tough to judge Mikes actual skill level, especially in the wrestling department, since he always fights like a chicken that just got his head cut off. While Mike only needs one in theory and Meng being old and fat this would seem like a pretty fun bum brawl.
>>145979143I don't think Chandler's an "only needs one" fighter. Dookie's chin was just shit for a while after the Poirier fight, and he was dropped moving backwards against chandler and tko'd (immediately back to his feet when it was stopped). And Shartles can get dropped by literally anyone. He still ate a bunch of good shots from chandler without getting dropped.
>>145979268>Dookie's chin was just shit for a while after the Poirier fightStill is, Gamrot dropped him.
>it's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnE_oYHHKC4
>>145979297I disagree, but you're only strengthening my argument against Chandler.I consider a bad chin as someone like Johnny Walker. But if you're saying "Gamrot is so weak and pathetic that he shouldn't be knocking anyone down", then I may have to concede and agree with you leaf.
>>145979353>But if you're saying "Gamrot is so weak and pathetic that he shouldn't be knocking anyone down", then I may have to concede and agree with you leaf.that was what I was saying
>>145979353>t-thats not what i'm saying... gamrot is a h-heemer b-but still I-I mean... SHUT UP FAGGOT
/heem/ is weak today. I’ll check in tomorrow.
Who is going to walk out to Christmas music? My bet is Bryce Mitchell.
>PIMPtoja fight week
>>145979397see you in 10 minutes
Gamrot is a heemer.
>>145979484Only thing he can heem is narcolepsy
NERDS I TELL YA!! NERDS!! THATS THE NEXT BIG THING!! XD
Jon Jones is simply not a drawl
polish power
>>145979501cry more
>>145979526he's right
I've never watched a fight but I'm going to this Saturday as I'm sick of the nfl and their pussy shit. Anything I need to know as a first time viewer?
>>145979524why couldn't pillowbones jones do this?
>>145979524Found it annoying how everybody was wanking Jon gnp after 309, when it did zero damage and Tybura showed something better earlier in the same event.
Luke Thomas: Ian Garry's skill ceiling is higher than Shavkat's, it's not even close.
>>145979548Bryce Mitchell vs Kron Gracie is THE fight to watch.
>>145979113>S-ACK!!!!
>>145979564m8 the commentary were openly shitting on him for not being able to cut stipe despite almost a whole round of elbows and gnp
Luke Thomas: Boy I sure do love sucking on an erect penis!
>>145979466I’m back but only because I forgot something. Also, I would heem you.
Hmmm who will win? The roided D1/Olympic wrestler or this random fat spic they scooped up from Texas (literally no habla Ingles; he gave his interview in Spanish)?
>>145979587gaziev was the first fighter to lose via obesity
>>145979603Emmanuel Yarbrough
>>145979597I predict deez tings b
Havent seen marvin vettori in a while
>>145979623And that's a good thing!
>>145979603Nah, bigi boy showed him so many levels, he had a heart attack
>talmbout rozenGOD?
>>145979631you fight-a cat wait ?
yea...
too many rules
>>145979655reem unironically won that fight
>>145979669Why’d he tap?
>>145979684True, he won the competition to see who would lose first.
dom = fucked
>>145979712Smiff fucked Dom?
>>145979720in the ass
>>145979691Because it hurts like shit. He's too fat to do what you're supposed to do and rotate his body to the left. His belly would actually elevate him higher than he is there.
We need to apply the old "ufc" law of an eye for an eye back on the "ufc executives" themselves.
>>145979708no i said he won that fight
>>145979729But that's where we abdulmanap out of
This is kinoI read that Pride FC basically endorsed roiding; I look forward to it
>>145979757How so?
>>145979681Nah, I am more entertained by unified rules than I am watching King of The Streets, which I also like. Same way I wouldn't enjoy chess as much if you could just move any piece in any direction.
>>145979745Excellent and very factual post
No one cares about flyweight (male)
>>145979791YES WE DO YOU FUCKING GOOF
>>145979777based and checked
>>145979806Go fuck yourself, kid! Colby's fighting Belal for the title!
>>145979809When these chimps turn on you they are methodical in causing pain and not killing you so you suffer
I feel like if I don't buy the Pantoja ppv, then Dana was right about flyweight. If I don't buy it, I feel like Dana's laughing at me while DJ is crying. If I do buy it, Dana gets my money...What do I do? I can't win...
>>145979834not me bruva
>>145979869>the house always wins kid
Bisping aka Dicksting (he has gonnorhea)
>>145979869>NOOOO you HATE fly weight DANA WAS RIGHT -ACK!!!!!!
Qanonier’s final flushing is set, going to be sad seeing him get heemed and retire in an empty warehouseThink the card is on Feb 15th, so that’s just 175 days since Caio bashed his brains in
Bisping aka Buttsting (he has butt gonnorhea)
>>145979834>turn on youNever happens and if you're talking about that once case when the chimp ripped off a woman's face it happened because they were feeding it pills and alcohol.
enjoying the show goyim?
>HEEMDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>ASPIE WALL SISTERS WE HAVE A PROBLEM>HEEMDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>ASPIE WALL SISTERS WE HAVE A PROBLEM>HEEMDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM>ASPIE WALL SISTERS WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>145979985>mfw a youtuber costed tom the fight of his career...ya hate to see it
>>145979985based oil sheik direct depositing 200M directly into Daner's account
>>145979869It's true. Dana is making us all look stupid on this one. Sadly.
>costedbonescels always showing their IQ kek
Jon costed to an easy victory over Stipe
so much this
Piss Cyborg
>GODru mindbroke the schizos so bad they think he controls the entire fight game
Piss Shiteborg
>>145980024I get it. The seethe is settled in now... Poor Tom Tom... I get it... Poor Tommie boy will have to be disrespected and asked about Jones and Ngubu at every single press conference for the rest of his career, just like Usman was with GSP. A paper champ forever :'(
StoicChadMMA said MMA is for stoic chads only
>brazilian>sitting in the guard for the entire time limitname a more iconic duo
>>145980079ez>brazilian>rubber flip flops
>>145980043>Garry wins>Defends Canor on the mic>Luke visibly shaking with rageKEK
>>145975925Meanwhile, Kron Gracie (1-2 UFC, 2 fight losing streak) gets to fight ranked featherweight Bryce Mitchell.
>>145980065What the...
>>145980065Your heemputation has been sullied forever
>>145980065state of you lad
>>145980043What is cool about Garry winning? Sincerely asking, I don't even hate Garry he's pretty entertaining
Watched a krawln yt video where he says he's going back to being a retard brawler. I quite liked his fight with THE cub swanson. He has potential to be a fun mid level fighter you'll see.
>>145980097>>145980113>>145980121What was it I missed it???
>>145980148sex gif
>>145980124pooke is just showing solidarity with his fellow cuckold
>>145979985gurucels... what have you done?
>>145980148Some weeb thing
>>145980148vtuber pedoshit
>>145980008Just to correct you Tom screwed Tom by associating with a neckbeard provocateur and appealing to wwe watching jeets instead of acting his age
>>145979985Turki wants to make it way down the line lol. Only way it happens is if Jones beats Tom sadly LMAOOOOO
>>145980211Got a source for your claim that Turki wants men in their late 30s near retirement to have a fight "down the line" and what "the line" means exactly?LmaoGone now
turkey a la sheik sound like a over priced entre
>>145980225The video he posted with ariel retard.
>>145980225Gane now
it's over for Tom, Turkey Shishkebab said so himself
>>145980264Give me the source and no Helwani doesn't count obviously
>bonespoofs would rather see jon duck tom outright than beat him
Why are there no women on the card?
How to get Shavkat/Genghis Khan "rape all women and kill all children“-aura?
>>145980322wmma has been abolished
>>145980314Puss heemer and 0% poof here but yes, no one wants to see Tom Asinine talk like the hovis man even in defeat
>>145979767Gaycarthy is such a faggot. Fucking pig, wish some fighter knock his ass out
>>145980314Either one means little.
Gott de rache, he will devour you
>>145980165
>>145980412VPN off Tank
>>145980456No
FACT: Tom Aspinall beat Sergei Pavlovich and Alexander Volkov in under 5 minutes COMBINED.
>>145980478Wow thats just like ( insert historic conflict between Britain and Russia)
>>145975389>he used to beat up heckin litter bugs!?!?
>>145980486Crimea ;D
>>145980478>FACT: Tom Aspinall beat Sergei Pavlovich and Alexander Volkov in under 5 minutes COMBINED.
Where was god in this moment?
>>145980478Wow an old man and a fat clumsy hooligan that's almost worth never fighting Jones
Shavkatreddit refuses to fight more than once yearly
shatkat is ducking jdm
“Jack” real name is giacomo. It should be gdm
heeminder Tom has said time and time again all he cares about is getting the undisputed belt which he will have the second the nigerian poof vacates to duck him
GDM is more gangster than JDM on BD
>>145980612Bones isnt fucking nigerian wtf?
>>145980612Why does he keep inserting himself into Jones fights and calling Jones a duck? Come on bong just accept your heavyweight is a stupid retard who will fade into irrelevance unlike real legends who never die like picrel. Went to wrassle in Tel Aviv with his SS tattoo visible call me when Yawn Asinine ever does anything that ballsy.
Tom's future>Gets picked apart on the feet by Gane>subbed by Jailton>knocked out by Rozenstruik>suffers a career ending injury against Gasiev>becomes a running joke for the rest of MMA history
>>145980637go back
>UFC 11 ends with Coleman winning the finals through a bye because three (3) different fighters failed to go to their next matchWTF??Pathetic
>>145980647Uhh he's the OG BMF sweaty watch your mouth when talmbout Mark "Insurance Claim" Coleman
>>145980645Britain will never have a real champion
>>145980647That was Big John fixing matches again
>>145980667I have hyder
>>145980637I genuinely hate you but am slowly starting to realise this is most likely what's going to happen.
>>145980635Zero fighters, not a one, not even a black or a muzzie representing Finland, nothing, zip, zero, zilch.(no medals either lmao)
The UFC and Rizin did the same thing when starting outThey made a bunch of worked fights with a few real fights to drum up crowd interest. Slowly the UFC turned in to a legitimate business but large amounts of fights in the early days were completely fake
>>145980695Summer olympics have been a j*wish farce since they were held in Berlin unless we win next time in which case they're a measuring stick of athletic achievement
>>145980695Did you forget about Mr. Finland
>>145980703He fights domestically these days b by domestic I mean here not back in Iraq sadly
>>145980703He's getting heemed in OKTAGON nowHis last loss in the UFC? Wales' own Jack Shore.
>>145980723Far more grim than Oktagon my casual sheep heeming friend look up ice cage fighting
bruh there's no fucking chance this is a real name. we on a WoW RP server or what
>el toro>amirkhani>sweden>finland It's moments like this my mistrust of Helwanis manifests into hate
Jones would you the magumbos injury ridden fat ass. and I hate to say it.
>>145980753He's a 3 time national wrestling champion from south africahttps://www.instagram.com/slade_shadowshot/?hl=enHe mainly competed in Greco-romanSeems like a good prospect but he's only 17 right now
>>145980753He talks with the fake bravado of Dumbe and Nigubuu. Minus the skill and minus the heems. He is PFL (league not ppv) bound.
>>145980758they will pay for their transgressions
>>145980765Maybe 20 years ago Bach then when Ngubu didn't know what a sprawl is. There's a reason why Jones ducked him as hard as he's ducking Asspinal.
>>145976364She would probably be the hottest woman in MMA history if she didn't have the body of a literal 15 year old boy who just started taking the gym seriously.
>>145980796wtf was that???? poofl is a joke
>>145980813First Beltrán fight b?
>>145980806He would tear up nigubu's bum knee sadly. It was smart to make gains. You retards cry about weight advantage (because it is real) and Nigebubu would have had 30+ lbs weight advantage of pure muscle LOL. Negotiations were underway and ngugerburger BOUNCED. Sadly that means ngguubmamaggoo DUCKED LAST LMAO Keep coping
>>145980765If Jones shows up as slow as he looked against Stipe Ngannou probably sleeps himHe's not the same freak of nature clinch wrestler he once was. He hasn't really been wrestling at all lately since coming back from the second DC fight. He'd probably fight the same slow paced kickboxing fight he did against Santos and Stipe and it's not unlikely for Ngannou to at least hurt him when he backs up in a straight line
>>145980796>Zero damage>Opponent makes progress to better his position and makes it from a knee to back up on his feet >Opponent hops away not even remotely rocked>Dan Hardy saying he has Jon Jones' skill with Mcgregor's star power. They really want this guy to succeed.
>Bro negotiations were under way for 2 years which involved Jones constantly pushing the date back and asking for more money to fight him, Francis totally ducked Dana told me so. Frick that guy dude
>>145980793Idk if being a South African wrestling champ is a strong indicator of future success but still impressive. I assume this is U18, not against grown men>>145980796I agree with Themba being mid, but he gave a great speech about America. He's alright in my book
>>145980798
>>145980832He's right you know. Ngannou said the money was right but the terms weren't. He wanted a guarantee he would make the same money after if he lost. It's sad but true. Ngannou ducked.
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/116766-ufc-310>Asakura/Pantoja>Rakhmanov/Garry>Gane/Swolekov>Kron/Bryce meme fight >Nate the Train/Choi>Brown/Battle>Smiff/Reyes>Evloev/Sterling>Luque>Durden/Van>Hooperdamn this card is highkey stacked
>>145980865
God bless the Helwani people and their rightful nation Adesanya.
imagine what tom would do to him with speed power and 4oz gloves.............................. nvm it's too sad to think about. Don't do it bros................................
>>145980899we cannot follow them
>>145980899This you little buddeh?
Remember bros, the Reconquista began with only 300 rhyfelwyr. We will win.
>>145980951doo had a stroke mid postnigga u good?
>>145980901Per my intel on /box/ AJ isn't doing very well so you might still get your dream match. PFL and Riyadh Season proudly present Britain's Baddest Bestman live at the First Direct Arena
>>145980951they were different times.
>>145980971Nothing new under the sun.
>>145980979>>145980979>>145980979>>145980979>>145980979
>>145976192I admire the 15 year old boobs, but i am offended by the 50 year old butterface. And what a cunt wearing makeup to the beach. The best part about growing up in Southern California in the 90s was laughing skanks like this off the beach.
