This weekend's fixtures:>Saturday 14th December3:00pm: Arsenal v Everton3:00pm: Liverpool v Fulham3:00pm: Newcastle United v Leicester City3:00pm: Wolverhampton Wanderers v Ipswich Town5:30pm: Nottingham Forest v Aston Villa>Sunday 15th December2:00pm: Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace4:30pm: Manchester City v Manchester United 7:00pm: Chelsea v Brentford7:00pm: Southampton v Tottenham Hotspur>Monday 16th December8:00pm: AFC Bournemouth v West Ham United
starting to feel wintery
Liverpool FC drug party sub edition
>>146136323in a Cathedral, no less
>>146136393I’m sure they’re the real victims here. Maybe a Priest tricked them. “You’re gay if you don’t snort that line” or something
I'm sure the media will be crucifying Liverpool FC for this
>>146136225
Who decided Albania and Serbia could play each other in qualifying?
international break next week
>>146137166Based. We'll see Titan Tuchel whip our brave lions into shape! It won't be calamitous when his fucking autism causes him to sperg out!
If Ben White played for Liverpool a few years ago would he have moved in with Kloppo and the kit man?
Still not cured your obsession with fags, eh anon?
>>146137166You’ve been told before posting womens football updates. How many times will it take to get in your simp head that they’re not welcome?
>>146137385With the advent of AI I should have done this. I'm so dumb.
>vote for Labour>things get worse>shocked_pikachu.jpg
Man City have record revenue of £715m. Miles more than Liverpool and Man Utd.
>>146137455That can’t be right. I was promised cheaper energy bills and improved GDP growth. They wouldn’t lie
>>146137465Wow. Almost like there is some dodgy financials or something going at City. They ALWAYS sell out their stadium but it always seems half empty when I watch the games!
>>146137556No no no no you are most certainly wrong. The Court of Arbitration of Sport cleared them and the High Court is about to do the same
positively salivating at these fixtures
>>146137605>two games in March>one in June>one in September>three are home gamesWhat? Don't we play each other A and H?
>>146137605>two home matches international break>Friday and Monday Looking out for the England fans I see. Does Taylor Swift have a concert on the Saturday?
>>146137465Yeah but you're forgetting the rules. City have to stick to PSR. Liverpool skirt it with their dodgy transfers (giving the buying club more than half the transfer fee for their overvalued slop that is then given back to them) and United, well, PSR doesn't apply to them as the PL are on record stating (the only club that PSR doesn't apply to btw).So apples and bowling balls really desu...
>>146137455>THINGS...
>>146137684>desuBack to >>>/a/, weeb
>>146137684So PSR only makes clubs more financially successful? Why don’t more clubs follow it
City cheat by having their 'friends' buy out the stadium every game, even though it's only 60% full max. Having their 'friends' buy loads of merchandise. Etc etc. United got help as well, by claiming TWENTY times the amount of COVID impact than other clubs. Chelsea sold stuff to themselves. Liverpool back hand transfer fees for inflated values. Everton and Newcastle sold players to each other.
>>146137732So… they all cheat
>>146137747
>>146137765Pretty much, yeah. Point is that City and United benefit more than the other clubs.
>>146137792What next eh? All the refs are from Manchester?
>>146137801I mean the BBC is in Manchester so there is favouritism.
>>146137747Now this is my idea of com-ed-y
>>146137747On the one hand, City losing would be funny, simply because if they have to fire Pep they have to pay £30m out for him (United paid £21m to get rid of Hag). If United lose, I get to see the seethe from the YT melts.
>>146137909honestly think united winning is the best result for neutralsseeing pep be near suicide after the match would be great and it would give united customers so much undeserved confidence that the clubs fall later on will be even more satisfying
>>146137971But there are more United fan YTbers that are actually good (and aren't retards or literal whos) who do good meltdowns. I mean, I guess I am happy with either. But United getting three points could spark them on.I mean the title is between Liverpool and Chelsea anyway. Who knew £2bn spent would eventually pay off, eh?
>>146138043>>>146137971 (You)>But there are more United fan YTbers that are actually good (and aren't retards or literal whos) who do good meltdowns.that was my point though, the payoff is better if we let them delude themselves with a good run of form before it all comes crumbling down
>>146137909Citeh ain't getting rid of Pep, they'll let him hold the L this season, then they'll spend £300m in the summer
not sure how i managed to you and myself at the same time. odd.
Manchester is Britain's most relevant city.
Guess the premier leagueClue: Christmas drug party
>>146137732>Everton and Newcastle sold players to each otherThe last time Everton bought a player from Newcastle it was Big Dunc back in 2000.
It's who we are, mate
>>146138287I forget which clubs it was. Chelsea, Villa, Newcastle and Everton right? They all sold each other players.
Mad how Big Ange is still getting his dick sucked and every time an article pops out they talk about 'injuries' but whenever an article pops out for United or Arsenal who have the worst injury list in the league there is nothing. The media is absolutely desperate for Spurs to win something. Have a feeling they will as well.
Think Slot has some explaining to do
>>146138446>Have a feeling they will as well.They won't
>Troy Deeney has claimed that Gyokeres is 'not a natural finisher' and would not help United or Arsenal win the leaguei mean, two teams with terrible strikers signing a striker who seems to be able to score consistently would be better than NOT signing him.
>>146138583he also thinks salah isn't world classbest to ignore
>>146138582They beat United in the League Cup and they're in the semi-finals and then all they need to do is two games where they play like they played against City and they've won it. They're also in the EL KO stages and that really isn't full of anything of note. If Chelsea won't win the ECL then they've failed, but Spurs have no real excuse not getting to the semis at least of both EL and LC. As for FA Cup, lucky draws could see them go deep.
>>146138599He said 'They would have bought him' if they thought that. Yeah, but Sporting wanted £100m minimum for him. He drops down to £60m this summer due to release clause. That's much more reasonable, but I can see dozens of teams trying.
wait i've been out of the loop regarding epl for awhile, dan ashworth has left united? didn't they spend huge sums hiring him and paying newcastle for him and hyped him up as the saviour of the club? he's gone?
>>146138652that was literally like a week ago so still new newsbut yes youre right
>>146138652yes he's gonehere's a headline describing how he's not there any more
>>146138652They paid the Geordies £20m for him, Sir Jimothy went on national TV saying Ashworth was the best sporting director in the world. Then they sakced him after 5 months. Peak Manure
>>146138731>>146138734yeah I just saw it while catching up but can't see ti work out if this was planned or 'seen coming'. as i said, they hyped him up and now he's gone? >>146138753oh they sacked him? why?
>>146138762>oh they sacked him? why?Seems like Ashworth wanting to cautiously rebuild Manure, get a manager in like Frank who could work with a group of shitters in the meantime, but the rest of the management wanted some trendy meme manager who requires several £70m players for his "system" to work, i.e. the same as they've been doing for the last 10 years
>>146138884oh.... seems.... odd. so what's happening to united and ashworth now? seems odd to spunk so much money and then let him go.
>>146138652yep hes gone.in other news liverpool fc had a drug fueled christmas party (fact btw)
>>146139026are they still leaving some bread out for you dave?
>>146139041you usually reply with a USA vpn
>>146139026living it up at the cathedral
>>146139053thats me, and im actually american. but if you wanna add me to your list of schizo delusions that's alright
>>146139053Meds.
did they use Diaz's Dads kidnappers connection to get the cocaine?
>>146139081>schizo delusionsthats the lad calling everyone dave
>>146139119alright david stay warm tonight
>>146139119at what point do you stop blaming everyone else and start blaming the man you see in the puddle in the alley?
dave(190) on the ropessssssss oh my daaaaaaaaaysssssss
seemed to have touched a nerve calling the lad who calls everyone dave a schizo. I apologise. of course it is perfectly normal behaviour (lol)
>>146139161we dont call everyone dave, we call you dave. because all of your posts look the exact same and its very obvious who you are.
they must watch dave like a hawk if he even approaches a self-checkout
always find Daves 'Liverpool fudge transfer fees' claim hilarious because they don't spend any money to need to do that anyway, they won't even give their best players contracts they're that cheap
>>146139168I didnt mean to upset you about it. Ive already apologised
>>146138753>United openly court sporting director who's at Newcastle>Big Jim waxes lyrical about how much of a genius this sporting director is in the media>Sporting director goes on gardening leave>Sporting director then emails Newcastle accidentally telling them that United tapped him up>Big Jim offers compensation that's less than Newcastle paid in the first place>Newcastle reject it (obviously)>Big Jim cries to the media about how they should be allowed to sign the sporting director because they're Manchester United and just because>Newcastle aren't in as much of a rush to sort things out because they can hire a new sporting director while Big Jim *needs* the one on gardening leave>Sporting director stays on gardening leave for 6 months>Big Jim relents and pays £20m compensation for him>Gets his friends in the media to report it as £2.5m which was less than Newcastle paid and would make absolutely zero sense for Newcastle to accept>New sporting director is in place though and the revolution is ready to begin>Spends £200m on dogshit players for a manager who Big Jim sacks after 8 games and the sporting director gets sacked after spending less time at United than he spent on gardening leaveAbsolute Jongleurs
forgot dave said he cashed in all his glass cheques this afternoon , he's feeling invincible
>>146139269don't forget>had to triple the ticket prices while in 14th place to pay for this
>>146139391As well as sack a load of minimum wage staff who'd worked there for 30 years
>>146137706Lurk moar Newfag
Works every time.
>>146138156If we ignore the existence of the capital yeah good one mong
>>146138924They pay him his contract and are just shit out of the money they spent
>>146139492i seem to remember hearing united were in psr trouble anyway because they had to fork out £20m+ for Ten Hag being sacked. then i remembered they got like £40m leeway in psr anyway so it's not like they can't just do what they want just like city.
>romero criticises spurs board for not spending>top spenders in PL>Chelsea>City>United>Liverpool>Spurs>Arsenalhmmmmmmmm. don't think spurs are able to stand on this.
>Manchester United have reached a verbal agreement with Cerro Porteno for 17-year-old Paraguay left-back Diego Leon
>Southampton manager Russell Martin: “I heard rumours of Manchester United ready to send £21m bid for Tyler "Dribbler" Dibling… I’m not sure they’d get his left foot for that”.>“We offered him a new contract, it’s a very good one but his agent doesn’t agree as of now”.
>Carlo Alberto Belloni, agent of Juventus goalkeeper Michele Di Gregorio, confirms the Italian snubbed a move to Liverpool to join the Old Lady last summer
>>146139650He's already apologised for that since Levy put pressure on him.Not sure how Liverpool are listed there when they famously don't spend money.
>>146139650Levy always tries to jew it by buying 5 shit players when they need 1 or 2 good ones
>>146139650#1 ChelseaSpent: £3.26bn#2 CitySpent: £2.37bn#3 UnitedSpent: £2.32bn#4 LiverpoolSpent: £1.79bn#5 SpursSpent: £1.77bn#6 ArsenalSpent: £1.69bnThat's since 92/92 season. A fair and easy starting date.
>>146139951Delete the Liverpool one. Liverpool don't spend money.
>>146139951whoa hold up I was told Wenger didn't spend anything for 15 years
>>146139951
>>146140498>NET SPEND
>>146140498As I said, the order I posted was correct. You doing net spend meme is hilarious. We mocked Arsecucks for that so going to mock you for that. Just because Liverpool tricked people for £140m for Coutinho or Kane went for £100m doesn't change the fact that the club has written cheques for those billions.
>Sharteta spent 1.69 billion to play like Stokekek
>>146140533I'm not a Spurs or Liverpool fan lad
>>146140209>£852m of that was spent under Arteta and Emery>Almost 50% of that entire amount has been spent in the last 7 seasons
>>146139951i wonder what its like with inflation
>>146139808i think levy and enic saw the bale deal happened and their eyes have turned green since, desperate to replicate that and ended up hoarding prospects, thought they'd finally give up after they missed out on cashing out dele alli but seems like the kane transfer last season encouraged them to do it again
Fuckin g blades tomorrow lads GET IN
>>146141145Blades sale is officially on HOLD btw
>>146139808exactlywe spent alot recently but all on shitemisspend so much on young players who dont turn out goodjust fucking awfulwhy did we buy solanke for like however much he wasand richarlisjust utter fucking gash. no way there are not players that are comparably shit at like half the pricejust really boggles the kafkaisms johnson. jesus f. like the dude scores but he so one dimensional and scores. no way he keeps this upodobert? never heard this bloddy nibba in me life. fuggin burnleylevy finksa frontline of burnley, bournmouth, everton, notts forest players like 200 million between them not even exageratingis a top 4 attackTHIS FUCKING MORON NEEDS TO GOLEVY OUT
>>146142910u fink?
ynr mikey "next neymar" moore
why do tottenham loan out gil and then complain about squad depth issues
>>146139703agent should demand Southampton hire a decent manager
Thinking about gerard this morning
>>146143854laid the foundation for Benitez
>>146143854why don't they put his face on the banner? you know what banner i'm talking about
>>146144037he never won the CL
>>146144069neither did kenny and shankly yet their faces are on the banner
>Spuds-u-like are below Man United in Europa League table and may not even enter round of 16 immediately
>>146144069Scouse rat don't ignore this very good point >>146144085 You will
>no early game AGAIN
>>146144470There was supposed to be but Liverpool refused to play
>>146144470Got moved to 7:00pm tomorrow night because of Europe. It was Southampton v Tottenham by the way, so no idea why it was put to 7:00pm because it's not as if Spurs were playing in the Third World like Chelsea were.
>>146144472Are they hungover from their Christmas drug sesh?
>>146144472Good one
Football is ON today as no wind. Not good news for Labour fans though as no wind means renewables FC way down on the generation leader board. Dynamo CCGP top of league
>>146145240>Football is ON today as no windGetting different reports from my smelly bedroom where I've been doing smelly hangover pumps all morning
>>146145287Terry not now
>>146144085>>146143854it's just a status thinghe's not a club legend in the way the others aretop bloke but i don't associate him with liverpool in the same way that you would dalglish or shankly he spent most of career doing other things elsewhere
>>146144470And west ham have got Monday Night Football again
>>146145387He was the only one who bothered turning up to Hillsborough memorials after being at the club And before the cope begins, I know your rat kind too well, Dalglish was a PAID attendant. He was on Liverpool's payroll as an emissary to the club just as Ian Rush and Robbie Fowler were
>>146145519benitez did that too
>why is a match on a Sunday evening 7pm?I think it’s obvious. Let me ask a follow up question. Is it on sky sports or tnt sports? What other reason is there for a 7pm match than to maximise television advert revenue
>>146145387it's weird because he's still the lfc manager who won the most trophies in a calendar year in the pl era but the fans seem to have pretty mixed reactions, was it because he played reactive football?
>>146145572It's on TNT.
>Manure staff getting docked salaries and no Christmas bonus, living in fear of getting sacked by Sir Jim Ratboy>Liverpool staff having the time of their lives with cocaine Christmas partiesPoetry
>>146145580i think the fans like him because he was a good person and he managed one very good teambut it was definitely time for him to go when he did; the football was bad and the results not much betternot too dissimilar to the end of benitez really
>>146145572it's bt's pick but they couldn't play it saturday lunch time because of thursday kick offs
>>146144472funny because Utd just got a game moved for refusing to play
>>146145608That doesn't fit the agenda though
>>146145602Letting Anelka go to buy Diouf was the beginning of the end, he signed some utter shite those last 2 summers too. These streets remember Anthony Le Tallec and Bruno Cheyrou....
>>146145572Well actually there are two, for which there isn't any obvious reason
Plastic Paddies don't care about desecrating a cathedral, what a surprise
>>146145632why would anybody Paddy give a shite about desecrating a heathen Church of England hell hole?
Yep repeat exactly the point I was making as though it's some amazing insight from yourself Shitizen you thick twat
>>146145607Still no reason for it to be 7:00pm.
>>146145632It is the Anglican one to be fair. The wigwam is fucking shit. Also it’s Liverpool. Doing drugs in the bogs is a right of passage
I don't acknowledge the right for the Pope to exist yet I wouldn't have a wank in the confessional. Scouse rats are subhuman.
too thick to answer the question
>>146145662Could’ve been 12pmMember when we had Christmas Sunday matches at 12, 2 and 4? Do we still have them? (Does NOT include non league)
>>146145691>Could’ve been 12pmEspecially as Spurs were in Glasgow. The Chelsea one I can at least understand.>Christmas Sundaywut
>>146145691Or even Monday. Though I can't remember there being two Monday matches off-hand I'm sure it has happened
>>146145696Sunday before Christmas. Sky would jam pack the schedule with reasonable match times
>>146145706>Sky would jam pack the schedule with reasonable match timesThat's an oxymoron but go on.
>>146145716You’re an oxymoron>go onIf I needed to go on I would have said it in the post. You oxymoron
>>146145701they won't put it clashing with another TV game, and Saints play Wednesday too
*scores a brace vs shitty and forces a loan move to juventus in youre path*
>>146145755I am baffled how out of shape he is
>>146145726>no actual replyYou don't know what an oxymoron is. But given you're an armchair spastic I'm not surprised.
Knew he’d replyI know exactly what an oxymoron is. I replied to one
>I know exactly what an oxymoron is. I replied to oneYeah, you don't know what one is. I'll break it down for you in very easy stages that even a child could understand. Here you go:1. Sky2. "reasonable match times"Hope this helps.
:^)
>>146145806>>146145819Hey why aren't you replying to each other lads!!!
>>146145844thread is slow enough to remove 4chin etiquette
woke up to some of the famous british banter only to find the oxymoron getting his knickers in a bunch
As ever the media are overlooking Liverpool's injury crisis
The samefagging is off the charts today
>>146145998They’re doping themselves up
people with same opinion? that the same person
>Ruben Amorim: "Man United was my only option, Man City was not a possibility"
>>146146027still stinging from the oxymoron jape I see
>>146146039He said that "United" was his only option. He was referring to West Ham United.
Brb, just gonna reply to myself pretending to be someone else
Only one poster thinks Liverpool are cowards
>>146146066oh hey there dave I didn't smell you over there, did you keep warm last night?
Feeling very called out by the samefagging allegations. Absolutely not on
>>146146039Err... Redcafe ITKs? This isn't what you told us...
All the posters same And the sky is grey
>only one fanbase is allowed to samefagLmao okay
>>146146059But that wasn't a possibility either. When he turned up on their doorstep they told him no and sent him packing.
If you hate Liverpool you just one post IP. That how it work. RAWK are ban IPs talking about defouling cathedral and that IPs is one IP and that you.
Why did he do it?
>>146146163All he did was mention David Moyes as they were celebrating. Moyes deserved the praise.
Salah was in the cathedral toilets huffing salbutamol
>Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been pictured watching on from the stands at Molineux as Wolves prepared to play host to Ipswich They're not?
>>146146330not really much of an improvement on o'neil
7 wins easy peasy
>>146146410They'll get 1 point from those and that's assuming Wolves get refballed like they have been for the last 2 seasons.
>>146146410>115Draw>SpursWin>CherriesLose>WolvesDraw>Saudi ArabiaLose>LiverpoolDraw>arsewogLose
>>146143563kek anudda one we bought for about 40 million total value exchanged and is a fuggin waste of monest
> wolves conceding firstWith any luck lemina will actually swing on his O'Neill today hopefully set his mind right
>Slipperpool with 10 men and a goal down>Arsenal gonna get DYCHEDManc chads won
I'm having a flashback to last year when this seething scouser was on /epl/ ranting about how United were always playing on Sundays (because they always had midweek matches) and he was like "Argghhh its not fair that they get to laugh at us losing on Saturday, and i have to wait until Sunday only to see them meme their way past some tinpots"This one's for you mate.
>>146143563jew things
>robertson fucking upman, at one point I geniunely thought he had the ability to make it as the best LB or second best only behind ashley cole.But you must stand the distance as u get older. Hes fucking up massively here as one of the most experienced and oldest players.
Redditson
>Liverpoo
>>146147277The 5th place mentality is creeping back in
>Rich: O'Neil is at a club where he does well, then they sell his best players, don't give him the money to replace them, and still expect the same level of performance. He's not a bad coach at all! Look what happened when Pep lost Rodri. Suppose he's a terrible coach as well?!lmao terrible comparison
>>146147277Guess the drugs don’t work
I feel almost certain that City are gonna win convincingly tomorrow despite the talk of an upset. Is that a shared /epl/ view or am I giving City too much credit. United seem so toothless a lot of the time that they won't even take advantage of City's defensive frailty.
>>146147386United got buckbroken Onana so that's the invisible 0-1/0-2 creeping in
>>146147341Copium im afraid
>>146147456Trust me to be right about everything as always.
>>146147401This. Onana is back to his winter soldier phase
>Ruud was good they said
Fucks sake Fulham are bottling this
>teams figure out arsenal's corner routine>they can't score anymore
>>146147640>Danny Ward getting subbed inwell what do you expect
>>146147917they were getting battered before he came on
>>146147386In this match up, United have had an edge over city for the past yearUnited have every chance tomorrow
>Liver/pol/ scraping a draw with Fulham at homeSlotto is a fraudo just like Kloppo
Well that's O'Neil gone
Lemina rumble incoming
Newcastle are BACK
CHIMPOUT FOR WOLVES
>Wolves fighting againFucking hell.
Just stripped their captain too
WELL WELL WELL
LiVARpool at it again
>>146148618Scumpool rigging another match at homeGot reddit, the pitch jannies and r/VAR on their side like always
>the absolute shanty town of Wolverhampton Wanderers
>ABL trannys seething You love to see it
>>146148651Pereira got away without a red and gomez got manhandled on the box, this is just your ABLism clouding your judgement
>>146147386Anything can happen, both teams are playing like shit. Walker won't be able to defend, but Garnacho also can't shoot.
WELCOME TO WOLVES OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER
>>146148660>Everything about this place is shit.Madueke was correct
>>146148651yeah sure lad
Best American player in history?
>>146148739he's English
>>146148723>even getting free murderball they can't keep us downABLbros...
>>146148723Plastic paddy copeGood luck not bottling your next matches
>1 shot in the second halffucking hell what happened at the arsenal game?
>>146148782Dave don't be mad we cameback, be happy you got so close ;)
>ABLs have been waiting for a "blip">they're still seething now that it's arrived
arsenal are fucking pathetic
>>146148723>ladDo all you lot agree to talk like this in a passive aggressive way?
Murderball at Anfield is unironically justified with all the added time and penalties they get, and i cant wait to see Chadnited employ the same tactics next month :)
impressive if city ends up winning winning it, or worse yet, beohlingz
>>146148817Lmao now you're just seething lad
HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY IPSWICHBROS
>>146148813They play like Stoke
>>146148820>implying it's not just another bus park like at the Emirates
>>146148832It’s not me being passive aggressive
>>146148817Its just the redditpool mind virus
Heard from my contacts that there's been contact made between Alphonso Davies' camp and Liverpool about a possible move in January after the interest from Madrid disappated. Keep an eye on that one lads.
>Antonee Robinson (born August 8, 1997), also nicknamed Jedi
>'lad' is passive aggressive Dave so rattled he's turned into a yank lol
>>146148860>Getting felted by a filler wordLad take a breath and calm down
>>146148820>animenonce
>>146148817FOY
we did it scousebros, we drew to fulham
>>146148869should go for robinson desu but fulham would never selland for the record i rated robinson highly to begin with, not just cause he played well today
united battered this everton side 4-0 btw
>>146148869This is what? The 6th PL club linked to him just recently? Davies is one of those media village bicycles that get get linked to everyone, every window. I'll believe someone has any interest in him when someone actually makes a bid.
>>146148916tourist
>>146148945and Everton didn't have McNeil against Arsenal, although Everton got heavily nerfed by starting >beto when playing United
Look at it. Pure football terrorism.
You guys know tha Diogo Jota meme on tiktok?
>>146148945Yeah but that's scripted to happen every season and they got beaten 2-0 by Arsenal anyway despite parking the bus all game
>>146148921Managed to do it without any penalties, which is honestly pretty impressive.I can us making top 4 this year again.
>>146146383Olel played this side the last time United won in Etihad btw
>>146149009Yeah but now you have Onana
>>146148975>The City of Stoke >>146148921>The Pool of Liver
>>146148975>Everton had 2 shots all gameFucking hell that must have been a real slurper
>>146148993but why couldn't arsenal beat everton, a team that got battered 4-0 by united?
>>146149009>McFred
>>146149046Everton are scripted to lose that match up every year. The payment is what keeps the sinking club afloat. Arsenal don't do such deals so the game isn't kayfabe
>>146149009not sure how that will help wolves out
>>146149009>Henderson to WolvesGot it
>>146149072>>146148993This is cope.United are just overall a better quality, more creative and braver team whereas Snoozenal are side passing set piece merchants who cant score inside the opposition box without fouling.
Results like these are why City win the league every year
>>146149134And you lost 2-0 and decided to park the bus for 90 minutes because you were too cowardly to attempt anything. Miss me with this loser's revisionism
hall and tino are so fucking good
What a shit late game.
>>146149155It's just that the Prem is very healthy right now. There really aren't any dosser clubs other than maybe Soton, everyone has some good players and proper management.
>couldn't even score, let alone beat everton at homeshocking stuff
>>146149163cobham made
>>146149175>There really aren't any dosser clubs other than maybe Soton, everyone has some good players and proper management.Wolves exist.
Bear in mind right, the Manure Monkey's cope is "but muh Everton" when Manure at home to Everton is the most scripted game in the league and the only one they actually beat. It's what 4 points from 12 under Ruben Interim and 3 of those points are from the freebie? The sheer delusion the Manure monkeys have thinking they're relevant
>>146149155it's a chelsea season
That one Arsenal fan streamer cretin is going to have a field day with this one
>>146149209Wolves shouldn't even be in the relegation zone they're getting refballed hard
>>146149159Arsenal got exposed last weekThey got exposed even harder todayWe will look back on the 2-0 as another insignificant Arsewog empty victory that meant nothing
>Very disappointed not to win the game because we fully deserved to win" - Mikel Arteta reacts to Arsenal's goalless draw against Everton
Neither here nor there but did son heung min get plastic surgery at some point? The korean that plays for Mainz that scored against Bayern today...that's what 32 year old Koreans look like outisde of Seoul and Busan
>>146149262Squad has completely mentally collapsed.
Pls pls pls ten hag to arsenal pls
>>146149197Arsewog do be spittin fax about liverpool though
>>146149276Thanks for your concession. Glad we could agree how shit you are. Personally, I wouldn't of conceded that, but thank you for not wasting our time trying to pretend you aren't an easy 6 points
>>146149257Really doubt there is just one. Whole arsewog neighbourhoods are financially sustained by Arsenal FC drama alone
>>146149324Why are you linking your own post and pretending you're someone else? Bizarre behaviour
>>146149293Deserved to win based on what? Cause it sure as shit wasn't the quality of their attack. They didn't deserve to lose, that is factual. But they sure as shit didn't deserve to win with what they showed today.
Arsewogs just see numbers, they dont actually watch their own matches.They think their players and managers are world class but cant understand why their careers spike in success after departing.
>>146149349The samefagging epidemic in this general is out of control
>>146149357have arsenal ever been in a ucl final?
*breaks your bucks*
Don't mind me bros, just gonna reply to my own posts simulating a conversation
>>146149349>>146149368Schizophrenic scouse rats going "eek eek eek" scurrying about the thread looking for foodhttps://youtu.be/Uco1d6MX8Dg
chris wood does not have a nose, that is a SCHNOZ
Lmao seething
>>146149407keep warm dave
Why are Liverpool fans lashing out at arsenal instead of Robertson for costing them the league
>>146149407CAUGHT YOU AGAIN SAMEFAG Once again, you played yourself
>>1461494445th place mentality creeping inThey will be blaming United soon for playing on Sundays or something lmao
God he loves replying to himself, what's that about?
>>146149474I vividly remember them blaming 12.30 kick offs for losing the league in previous seasons too.
>>146149474>>146149494Dave why are you talking to yourself so much? Don't think this behaviour is healthy. Try the free NHS walk-ins they do for the homeless lad
dave's really on one
dave's been terrified of saying the no-no word ever since this incident lol. he knows the jannies have him by the balls.
>>146149494They just cant wrap their head around the fact they have 2 or 3 quality players that are responsible for pulling them out of shit every time.When they dont perform its like they cant comprehend any other explanation other than the universe is topsy turvy
>>146149521Next reply over a minute btw
>>146149505Who the fuck is dave? Suddenly not allowed to talk about Liverpool or something? Fuck off
>>146149514This is most certainly a falseflagger Like the "haha Dave is spamming blacked porn!!" shit the scouse schizo has done before
>the schizos have decided to shit up /epl/ again
>>146149542Okay Dave
>>146149557Same as /box/. Someone posts something these scouse cunts don't like and suddenly you're being accused of being some random guy on an anonymous image board.
What eating heavily processed food since birth does to a lad's brain.It's all mush now.
>>146149262Are you blind? Wolves have been absolutely dire and have been for 2-3 seasons now.
>>146149542That's such a shit lie. All the posts got deleted on YOUR, IP when you, yes YOU, got banned. Are all those other posts identical to YOUR usual and using the same images you do all false flags too?
>>146149262Well said leaf ladEver since the first match of last season against United especially. Actually gone quite quick since that match hasnt it.
>homeless having a melty because Liverpool didn't loseChrist it's like clockwork with this lad
>>146149625You can't blame VAR for the repeated instances of the Wolves players trying to argue with fans or fight each other.
Scouse schizo having a proper melty
>>146149350Sharteta keeps buying defenders but the reality is their attack is lacklustre. They’ve been trying to force the Jesus meme now but the guy is crocked. Havertz has been very average. It’s glaringly obvious they need a proper CF and have done for years. I genuinely believe they would’ve won the league if they had an actual striker and not a crocked huemonkey.
>>146149596They've been good this season at times but still come up short. They were unlucky earlier in the season when they deserved points. Also they've been robbed by VAR last season.
>>146149650Theyre snobs. They think they are too high and mighty to need someone like Gyokeres or whatever
>>146149659>GyokeresLiterally a lower league shitter though
>>146149659Gyokeres is on the shortlist so I don't know why you're chatting shit
>>146149650Problem with signing a striker is you can become over reliant on them like city have been on haaland. Isn't haaland their only goal scorer this season or something? City used to be way more free flowing with the midfield and wingers getting goals but then they bought haaland and everything went through him so when he isn't firing they can't score.
>>146149676He shouldn't be hes a shitter that already failed in the Premier League
>>146149659Case in point >>>146149659
>>146149690How can you fail if you were never given an opportunity?
Moreover, Arsenal are terrified of shaking things up and doing worse than the season prior, so theyre stuck in this cycle of fraudulence.
>>146149699Now this is taking samefagging to the extreme. Nice meme lad
>>146149699Case in point >>>146149699
>>146149703He had the opportunity, he did shit. Being on a shit team doesn't mean he didn't have the opportunity, he merely failed to distinguish himself from the rest of the shite
>>146149690>3 games for Brighton 6 years ago is failing >been good for years now Imagine being this retarded >>146149722What are you trying to do by replying to my get twice?
>>146149738>He had the opportunity, he did shit.He played a grand total of zero league games for Brighton.
the great escape from the wolfies will be kinothey are well and truly riled
Arsenal only deserve the best Man City playersThey won't take any lower league muck!
>>146149716>samefagging
>>146149765>been good for years nowIn a lower league lmao
>>146149787Case in point >>146149787
>>146149788So by your logic Mohamed Salah and Kevin De Bruyne should have never been allowed to have a second chance at the PL because they were both shit at Chelsea.
They wont even give Nketiah a chance its over
Thinking about when Victor Valdes was United's third choice keeper
>>146149798I just clicked the wrong post retard, arsewogs still unable to explain why they’ve failed to sign a good striker for years. >>146149803Also that Lestah should never have signed Vardy because he was a lower league shitter. As were John Stones, Max Kilman, Jarrod Bowen or Gareth Bale.
>>146149803>have never been allowedWhere the fuck is your reading comprehension? Retard fantasizing conversations lmao.My point is that hes a lower league shitter that only has results in a lower league and got completely nullified by fucking Stoke City lmao. Hes a shitter. A waaaaaaaaay overpriced shitter. How many times have we seen the Portuguese league fraud shit up the bench? DARWIN NUNEZ ANYONE?! He's a shitter and we've seen this too many times before. No refunds for whichever idiot pulls the trigger
>>146149838Prime LvG ball with Rojo and Blind
>>146149852>Where the fuck is your reading comprehension? Retard fantasizing conversations lmao.Sorry, is >>146149690 not you?>"He shouldn't be hes a shitter that already failed in the Premier League"Players not allowed to have a second chance at a league in your warped headspace?
Arteta doesnt have to tweak anything. When City eventually drop off next season, Arsenal will win the trebleTrust the plan.
>>146149852Haaland failed to score against Sporting meanwhile Gyokeres got a hat trick.
Just watching the highlights>Another legbreaker from Bruno Guimaraes going unpunishedMany such cases! Why are these challenges not being punished all of a sudden? Caicedo's last week was just as bad.
>>146149852Arsewog why do you love being miserable?
>>146149882
>>146149869Difference between this >shouldn't be given a second chance bullshit you've conjured in your head and>shouldn't be on the short list which is what the context was. He's another overpriced Portuguese league fraud. It's another rinsing. I don't give a shit with the irrelevant second chances retardation you made up.
>>146149907Supporting Arsenal will do that to you
>>146149907>>146149921Samefag pls
McGinn looks so british. It's the default british face I imagine if someone talks about brits.
So now that Liverpool are out of the title race, who’s winning it, Chelsea or City?
damn this match is making me sleepy
is the title chelsea's to lose?
>>146149919>a player shouldn't be on a club's signings shortlist because he failed in the Premier League having played fewer matches in the competition than Ali DiaThey're interlinked. Something you clearly refuse to accept.
>>146149928>Arsewog just can’t stop taking Ls
>A man, thought to be protesting the ownership of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, set himself on fire in front of horrified onlookers on a north London street. >Video footage has emerged showing police officers and bystanders using their clothes and a fire extinguisher to try to put out the flames.
>>146149928literally both me
>>146149885And City are in crisis. Meanwhile Gyokeres got kept quite by Stoke City. If his only result is against a club in crisis and hes anonymous against a club that isn't then hes a shitter getting lucky
>U r teh character xD>No I is not teh character xD>Yes u iz teh character heehee xDWhy do I still come here? Fucking repetitive every fucking thread
extra schizo today!dunno why i even bother looking anymore
Arteta cant copy pep's homework at this moment. That is all
Why can't Arsenal and Chelsea both be good at the same time?Whenever one is on the rise the other is is becoming increasingly shit.
>>146149928It actually wasnt schizo
>>146150000London is all about balance. Nice digits btw.
>>146149978Is this you?
>>146149965[citation needed]
>>146149930Thats proper sad Dont want to be associated with some irish/scottish ugly cunts
>>146150018we don't talk about ernie, it upsets dave
>>146149973>b-but that one game against StokeLiterally every striker on earth has games they don’t score. Arguing a guy scoring for fun in Portugal shouldn’t be given a chance because of one game is painfully retarded. You must be so fucking dense lights bends around you. Maybe that’s why so many Arsenal fans are black.
>having to clarify you're not schizoposting this timeLads just kill yourselves
>>146150030Davepreet also hates the name Norbert
>>146150032Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise you supported Stoke City. In that case Arteta should 100% the latest Portuguese league fraud for 100m. Fucking retard. I don't care if you're black or whatever, Gyokeres is a lower league shitter and only a retard is putting someone who only has results against shit teams and teams doing shit on their clubs short list. Fucking retard
>>146150117Uh oh Arsewogs having a melty
>>146150055Stephen's 6'4 frame still keeps him up at night. Let's not even mention his Stephen's NOTORIETY
>>146150136Clearly. Tell Stoke City his shortlisted striker is another Portuguese league shitter and he makes what, 5 paragraph about it lmao
good afternoon lads
>>146150173It's been a while
>>146137633the final quali games are in november but the dates haven't been set due to fixtures across europe not being set
>>146150182i'm not the real ernie, just a fan
>>146150166You don't understand. That's a homeless schizophrenic Manure customer who randomly decided you're his imaginary friend he calls Arsewog. Not to be confused with arsewogs in general. He thinks you're black and wants you to stop shit talking Gyokeres because he's apparently the second coming of christ and they're begging for him to move to Manure
>>146150212:(
>>146150224That's fucking retardedThis all started because I told this >>146149676 poster Gyokeres shouldn't be on the Stoke shortlist. Lmao I've been calling them Stoke City the entire timeFucking retarded my god. No wonder he made up that shit about being given second chances and all that irrelevant bullshit I didn't say
martinez powa
>>146150224>>146150273Clearly you’re both massive faggots
>>146150289Clearly you're mad you got caught
>>146150274that is an incredible save
>>146150296Who got caught?
>>146150310Clearly a massive faggot (You)
good thread
>>146149965My money is on the Ethan Ralph lookalike
>>146150327Ethan Ralph is far too narcissistic. I'd like to believe his doppelganger isn't such a coward
>>146150325>/epl/ descends into schizo arguing Why are you suprised at this point
makes you think
>Lee Judges says he'd have shot the players>Video gets taken downNo one loses their heads quite like the gooners
>>146150327>Top left Ethan Ralph>Bottom left Coach Redpill >Top right Vaush>Bottom right _____
>>146150364Those aren't even the worse ones. That assault by Tete on Gomez not being given a penalty was insane.
What was the reason behind not wanting semi automated offsides again?
>>146150385Nah that second one is by far the worst. He's nowhere near getting the ball and is taking his studs down the back of the leg
>Arne Slot will serve his one-match touchline ban in Carabao Cup match at Southampton on Wednesday and it won’t roll to next Premier League game.
If it's so hard to tell just give the goal. This is not in the spirit of the game.
>>146150411Actually what happened to that? We were supposed to have them implement after the first international break. Now no ones mentioned it and we're still waiting 5 minutes for the lines getting drawn
>Matheus Cunha put his hands on the face of an Ipswich Town staff member after the full-time whistle
>>146150473ban incoming
>>146150375>coach redpillIt’s Coach deadpill now >>146150367Hence AFTV was so good for the end of Wenger and Emery. You had a bunch of spackers who’d get mad and then all the various schizo freaks who’d attach on. I still remember one YouTube channel dedicated to shitting on Lee by pointing out he was a grifter profiting off Arsenals misery.
Ah yes the fortress of Anfield
>>146150364We all moved on mate. Like every other team with injustices against them.Liverpool of course being the team that always has refs and VAR in their pocket, so this time literally NOBODY cares except you.
>>146150507>still seethingKek
>>146150274Kek, he makes that save and then concedes the equaliser he just did. What an enigma. >>146150448They basically said that they weren't going to do it this season (maybe ever, but I think they only said this season iirc) because they needed more time to be ready? or some bullshit? I remember it being a completely fucking stupid bullshit reason though. Maybe they just didn't want to do it in the middle of the season but that sounds like crap to me. This was months ago too so maybe some more details have come out now.
VARmongs just want to draw the lines. Please understand, very difficult puzzle, much dopamine when they do it
>>146150413Robertson was literally injured by that first tackle which should have been a red, that's why his own tackle was bad
LOOOOL VILLEL
>>146150526>We all moved on mate100% certain that he will be spamming these same images in 2027
>>146150573Yeah the first tackle is bad but the (bullshit) justification was getting to the ball and intent. The second one he's nowhere near the ball and had no chance of getting there. There's not even bullhit justification for the latter
Bad ebening
>>146150564Cocaine lines
>>146150573>literally injured
Arne Slot is a dedicted Christian who would've been appalled by Liverpool FC's staff (the same ones forced onto zero hours contracts when the furlough story became known) descrated a Cathedral.
Alright we're back to schizo posting then
>>146150536>Liverpool 0-0 Man Utd: Jurgen Klopp's side fail to go top after goalless draw>17 December 2023Crazy how we started the Liverpool Anfield meltdown.The bald fraud Ten Hag singlehandedly caused Anfield to go from a gladiator arena to a circus.
Villa were too busy fluffing for the Saudis and Emiratis this Summer, they forgot to strengthen their squad.
>>146150662>still seethingDry your eyes lad
>>146150643Joining Liverpool is like signing up for redditHe's probably already converted to atheism like Salah celebrates christmas
>>146150643>Davepreet pretending to be Christian Have the local mandir finally barred you from going?
Fucking greek drug lords.
>>146150708Dude is such a characticure
>>146150662>its real
Slipperfool going to completely lose their minds after they slip again to United I will savour every moment. Mmmm.
Nuno & Emery both doing well with "small clubs" having flopped at "big clubs".
>>146150754Emery just lost and is having an overall bad season
>>146150773I'm talking overall.
>>146150773>Villa side with City on FFP>turn to shitKarma really is a bitch
>>146150754How much have they both spent? I thought they spent more last season but maybe not.
>>146150753>STILL Seething Calm down Dave it's only 1 point
Robertson is getting death threats tonight
>>146150809>#ynwa>#lfcfamily etc etc
>Dedicated servant of God and Liverpool manager Arne Slot will serve a one-match touchline ban after an outburst on the touchline in Liverpool's 2-2 draw with Fulham at Anfield
>>146150662You ever gonna go back to the Dutch city fan character? I miss him 2bh
>>146150809You'll Never Walk Alone**unless you cost us 2 points
>>146150881RING RING
you lot know that dave doesn't exist right? it's literally all the arsenal fan who got chased out of that shit arse general
>l-leave united alone
>>146150941Okay Dave
>>146150941>Davepreet denying he’s DavepreetClassic Dave move
>>146150945That always makes me uncomfortable
>>146150941stay warm tonight david lad
i couldn't give a twig about manure, it's still blatantly him. it's the same one who rants for hours unprompted about ange and levy
>>146151005Okay Dave
can the trees be stopped?
United are the biggest club in the world yet not a single one of their customers posts in /epl/ apparently A general where we have known Hull City and Southampton fans
>>146151016>6th> -1 GD
haha
>>146151012>Davepreet active again The question is will he spam porn in the match thread tomorrow if manure lose?
>>146151051anti-Europe I like it
>>146151051>european cups
>>146151051City really should have won more CL trophies while they were relevant.
>>146151029We post here but like DSL with City fans it’s genuinely embarrassing how Dave behaves in these threads. I still remember his multiple night long rants to himself a few years ago.
>>146151068As should've United
>>146151051>Man City only 9 off the topThey're gonna win it again aren't they...
>>146151075EPL curse. You’re either dominant in Europe or at home but never both
>>146151070I still have them saved. They're so fucking funny in how deranged they are
>>146151075It could and should have been even worse for United. They didn't deserve to win the finals against Bayern or Chelsea.
>>146151099weird cope, they were clearly better than bayernalso support your local club
>>146151099What do you mean? Scoring two corners and nothing else is a perfectly legitimate and not a cowardly stoke city tactic
>>146151016not even in the top 10 title odds
>>146150590>>146151040>Asstongue Nigga
>>146151117toonbros we are so doing it this year
>>146151117Just checked, they're 750/1 kek. Surely worth a cheeky fiver.
>>146151090They’re up there with some of the most mentally ill behaviour I’ve witnessed on this site
so you know you can tell it's arsewog because this is literally what he does, just fucking spams for hours and hours and refuses to let it drop
How do we stop African players from disguising their real ages?
>>146151164give it a rest mate, it's incredibly boring x
>>146151170Cut them in half to count their rings
is it normal that a player gets sent off toe denial of a goalscoring opportunity *after* a shot has already been taken?
>>146151148See this is why the "Dave doesn't exist" lie never works. There's no fucking way multiple people decided to all congregate and post this bullshit at for hours in the middle of the night with all posts being a minute or more apart. It's clearly one fucking person
heheh "toe denial"
>>146151164Okay Dave
>>146151209This image made me laugh la
>>146151209It's funny see, what's more likely? One person having no life and spamming these threads for hours and hours or multiple people being equally deranged and all using the same file names for the same images/webms? It's so obviously one person. The file names alone proves itCase in point: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Arsewog%20customer%20/
>>146151070You remember his mental breakdown after Liverpool came back against Barca? Went on for days lol. Was up til 4 and 5am every night screaming into the void in multiple threads.
>>146151077YeahI hope you got a bet on while the odds were good
>>146151377Lol yeah. These 2 classics alone>>146150507https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Liverpool%200-3%20atalanta%20/>>146150662https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Man%20lul/Totally not the same person doing it for years though. All different people surely. Dave just doesn't exist. All the filenames being identical is pure conspiracy though. Lmao
kinda sad, the state of mental healthcare these days...
>>146151537I blame the internet. Online image boards primarily. Worse than weed
Is it known why Lineker has to stop with MOTD?
>>146151189don't really care what you find boring pal
>>146151621presumably he just can't be arsed any more
>>146151621No more conservative government to rebel against. Lad misses the high of it
>>146148869more chance of Dave spending Christmas with his family than Liverpool paying Davies the wages he'd want
New>>146151801>>146151801>>146151801>>146151801Thread
>>146151808>early
>>146151820Not Anymore
>>146150797>STILL seething
>>146150941Arsewog has to come here to discuss anything because of how all the customers stop posting in the containment thread when they lose>>146150881What are you on about mate? I literally have no clue what you mean other than "DSL/Malachi" who has probably fucked off for a while.