>rags
>>146155381bud1
Laine back in the 'peg. What will he do
I don't really like red hot chilli peppers (the band).
the>ragsare imploding
My team is shit and run by retards.
>>146155414get stabbed
>>146155381we do tingz a 'lil diffrenly here in new york
>when ron "the cuck" mclean starts talking
it's time for some ET LE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
More teams should have a teddy bear toss night.
One of the players should have to sing the anthems
this soulbear character hives me major icks
Good evening, hockey fans. And an extra special hello to both heterosexual males here, me and that one other guy.
Where the fuck can I watch the game. I pay 80 God damn dollars a month just for them to put it on ESPN or whatever and I can't fucking watch it
>>146155572Have a good one bud
>>146155538That's a pedo thing, anon.
>>146155575*laughs in gary*
>>146155575Ad blocker + sportsurge . netThe fact they segregate hockey by markets and you can't watch out of market games makes me irrationnally angry
In the mood for a milkshake but don’t have ice cream ):
Why would I give Gary my money when he does everything in his power to make sure my team loses?
>>146155648Your team needs no help losing, anon.
>>146155638shake some milk
imagine losing to buffalo
>>146155575>>146155626saturdays the only day canadians can watch ANY canadian game. not sure about americans though
hutson SCARs
And my buttNo savvy frog
My penguins ):
I bet Gary charges the players for the pucks they take whenever they get a milestone.
>>146155771Oy vey
>>146155728lmao
>>146155538Enjoy your hockey tonight :)
>>146155765I'm not seeing the connection
>>146155806Do Laine next
If habs win against >jetsthey'll get butt raped by buffalo
>>146155827>lane laineK E KEK
>>146155771>the people who get paid at minimum tens of thousands of dollars gets charged 15 bucks at mostso?
Sennies :)
>>146155839>he protecc>he attacc>always a good boii
>>146155878>he fagg>he succ>always a good cuck
I hear radek faksa almost got his cock cut off
the cannibal used to just post random women with delectable food pairings. now he is forced to make it hockey themed
>>146155865I have a fork just like that one
fuck your fork lil nigga
>>146155937Weird fetish but ok.
>>146155937>>146155909chill out bud
SSCCCAAAAAAAAAAA
montembeault just can't stick check those cross crease passes at all
No goal you cheating laff cunts.
imagine if Georgiev goes on a tear while the >rags fall below .450
Caulfield is such a munchkin
>>146155969cope more cuck
We need a win today Stars bros.
hasbs sisters... it's happening again
>>146156036this is what happens when you hire a coach who is 4 feet tall
Chipotle, ok or goyslop?
>>146156055Unpatriotic that's for sure
>>146156055Retard
>>146156055Goyslop. We wagies have earned it this Saturday night.
>>146156055eleven dollars for a pound of mildly seasoned rice is a great deal
>>146156029we got this bro
>habs blow the lead>dad glares at me like it's my fault
>>146156075My chipotle guys always hook me up because they can see my beautiful spirit
nya
>you now notice that the players cast shadows on the ice
>>146156045the whole damn team's 4 feet tall
>>146155419the band is good the lyrics and anthony keidis are the problem desu be desu
>>146156094I notice that all the time. I constantly think something is wrong with my tv but its just the players shadows against the ice
speaking of, stone temple pilot plush playing at winnipeg
>>146156045He's taller than hockey mommy
>>146156094Those are ice gremlins
I know, I know for sureDing dang dong dong ding dang dong dong ding dang
>"Goff chants"He's in /hoc/?
>finnish goaltending
wheres jen
Shadows and ice magnets and drones, gary's pulling out all stops tonight
>>146156101I grew up speaking french and didn't understood the lyrics. I just disliked the music but they were super popular and their shitty sound was everywhere.
How are the young players on the ducks supposed to even do anything when their vets are fucking Ryan Strome and Alex Killorn. Getzlaf would have slapped the shit out of all these under performing zoomers.
>>146156186Trouba is going to put them in their place
>>146156186Killorn is a 2 time cup winner
This porn ad has a sloot with 3 (three) breasts. I'm at a loss.
>jen will never smile like this while looking into your eyeswhy live
>>146156217>r u having problemz?
>>146156203Beats the tranny adsWatch Totall recall to see real triple boobs
>>146156181the guitarist is very talented
>>146156217She gives me massive HR lady ick
>>146156249She used to wear dresses
wtf oilers you can't say that
>>146156249Massive lady :)
>>146156268KEK
>>146156273for you
bluecucklets need refpuck to beat the ducks lol what a bullshit call. need a power play? Just shove a dude into your own tendie
>>146156217thank God that is clearly a demon in a human skin suit
/Hersch/
/bud1/
>>146156361
i missed hutson's first goalhow was it?
>>146156333now that's what I call gorgeous!
>>146156382
>>146156383thank you :)
>>146156383>he's inyou love to see it!!!
i see the jests bought the refs tonight
Get fucked ice jannies
>>146156553looks like a great place to watch a hockey game
hoob 3pt night you heard it here first
Any non-lesbian alc/hoc/lic watching the CS2 final later?
what
>>146156640>CS2 finalfucking nerd
>>146156640>>146156686the hell is that?
>>146156569It's a comfy sellout crowd of around 5000
We're frauds.
We love our dykeposters here
>>146156706its deboer he sucks
The rat is on at 10. Since you asked.
I've been thinking a lot and I believe I've come up with a few ways that we can fix hockey and make it more accessible to more audiences and grow the sport. 1. Divide the game into four 15-minute quarters rather than three 30-minute quarters. This makes the game flow better and makes it more similar to every other sport and other audiences.2. Get rid of the puck and make it a ball so that there is better and more diversified movement in it. It should also probably be a bright color to make it more visible to audiences on TV.3. Make fighting an automatic 3-game suspension to get rid of the violence in the sport. Nobody wants to watch these guys fight, it's a disgrace to sportsmanship and is honestly disgusting.4. Mandatory facemasks for all players. Not only will this improve the health of the players, it makes them more marketable because they're not missing teeth all the time.What do you guys think?
nobody asked faggot
VLADISLAV D O M E S T I C O F F
>>146156732I can smell the sun off your skin.
>>146156755>indirectly replying to a reddit post
>>146156732I think you're a silly noggin
Blackhawks
>>146156767>>146156789
Wow, he thinks he's so far above everybody else that now he's getting his teammates to drag him to the bench for line changes.
>raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagsWhat the fuck happened?
>>146156801where did this picture of the average hoc poster
>>146156732>1No. >2A ball would be awful and a brighter color would make it harder to see cause the ice is white>3No. >4Doesn't really matter and they'll probably do this eventually anyway
>>146156853Rangers implode every couple years, they just need to do their bloodletting. This is normal
holy shit queefer sherwood is on pace for 700 hits
>>146156732i think you should kill yourself
Get reffpucked >jets
>>146156853What happened? WHAT HAPPENED?>rags
>Victory-free games Man even the fucking app is making fun of us now
Lundpads never collapsed after getting a big contract
At the Jets-Habs game right now :DThat period was crazy
>utah at san josethat's gonna put some butts in seats
>>146157041Possibly because the washington capitals medical staff told him he couldn't continue to play hockey with a serious heart defect
Oh right I forgot about Lehner.
>>146156217JBots got a great ass
my avies :)
i missed coach's corner tonightwhat was don saying?
>>146157042Are you a jets or hasbs fan?Could you show your feet on public cam?
>>146157042based have fun! :)
>>146157171He just went right up to the camera, grabbed it with both hands, and kept repeating the words "Mass deport" until they were forced to cut the feed.
>>146157171Ottawa river is the longest of the rivers adjacent to the stadiums holding games tonight.
surprised to see smith again after his dumb fucking penalty last game
how is marner so good?
>Jen, you'll like this one (pink skating track)Why, Ron? Because she's a WOMAN??? SEXIST. FUCKING. PIG.
>>146157209never had a marner that ultimately was bad
>>146157308sorta like pizza and sex
>>146157322i've never had one of those and i've had way too many of the other. i bet you'll never guess which is which
>>146157208Bednar loves having big hotheaded enforcers somewhere in the lineup.
>>146157308had a rocky one once where i sneezed, clenched, and gave myself a fissure but a few months of smearing vaseline on the o-ring got it sorted
go flames
>all those leafs fans in detroitwew
saturday night by whigfield
LETS GO RED WINGSGO LEAFS GO
SCAAAAAAR
>>146157308I've had some rough ones due to not eating enough veggies
>laffs
>>146157448>>146157354>>146157308
would have been the soty if woll got the paddle on that
>>146157447our starsies! :)
>>146157354lmao
blackwood stops a soft lob from the blue line AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
santa is real btw
SCARRRRRRR JVRThe jackets have their goalie They have their teamTHE CUP IS OURS
>>146157611Dangerous if true
>>146156910Columbus grinder
nice one marnerjeet
>>146157620Johnny is grimacing in heaven
>>146157611checked!
>3-2 im scared habsis
>>146157208I could see the problem in the lineup without reading the names
gary doing everything he can to help the deadwings
>>146157611I never stopped believing :)
>>146157611fact checked: trvke
>>146157732They scored 9 goals they must be really good
frigg internet died
>>146157482I miss me honeybutter chicken biscuits so badBest possible comfort slop that money can buy
>>146157780
>>146157792My power went out this morning
>>146157824shiggi hope you stay warm anon
my avs kind of looking like shit presently
LEAFS have been losing in this lackluster way all season. these guys can't fucking score anymore
Laffs are diving now.
JARED GOFFJARED GOFFJARED GOFF
>>146157947It's been working for the Wongs
so they're just not calling icing against detroid ever. shit refs should hang
I fucking hate OT
lmao get fucked pooronto
they have lost this shit way so many time. berube is a fucking retard. this team is going nowhere. at least keefe could lose in style
DOMESTIKOV!!!!!!
>>146158024get DUCKED ted
>>146158049toronto is a money market they stay out of the way of the league otherwise
* whiny bitch voice *>"It's not fair we are entitled and don't say 1967 again or I'm telling pierre Castro."
1812
>>146158100It's justin castro unless the leader of the opposition is also the child of fidel castro
1967
>>146158122lmao tru>>146155381>rags>forced shitty gimmickrofl also true
>>146158100>>146158120oy VEY
leafs suck kwab jen
THOMAS SHABBAT
>hot coco >happy holidays by nsync playing in the background>flames game minutes awaylife is good
Go Sabres.
>>146158166shared a bit too much in that second line
My Sensies :)
>>146158110was the last time any bri*ish troops fuck with burgerland, the last time ca*ada was relevant in war they were fighting ger*kids:EDIT; thanks for the gold gold kind stranger, you're right canada has always been a joke in the hemisphere they live in
It's funny that of all the nations in the world it was Canada that burned the white house down
super stoked for the 4 naysh
>>146158194EHMMM ACKSHUALLY
>>146156236lmao remember when there were good players and goalies from Quebec
my nuckies are getting healthy again
>>146158064very exciting
>>146158253Lafreniere was good for a month or two
>>146156236>>146158253wow that's sad
>>146158258You have the momentum tonight :) glhf nucksbro
>>146158177how do you burn your opponents capital and STILL lose
Fuckin' ready to experience some Vancouver Canucks Hockey and relive 2011.
>>146158262never trust a faggot with a French name or that speaks French for that matter
I wonder if ziad jarrah could have hit the white house, he didn't have a very high compete level
FLAMES >FLAMES FLAMES >FLAMES
I'm putting on the suit
>>146158357C H I N A HINA
>>146158357would would wouldn't wouldnt
More scoring chances, more high danger chances, more expected goals. We can't score.
>>146158392What is the nuckies record when wearing it?
Despite the loss, my Jackie’s are 3 points out of a playoff spot
Gary has asked us, yes us as in hocgeneral.edu.ca, to fix the Buffalo Sabres.Where do you start?
is the game in boston or vacouver tonight?
>>146158443relocate them to kansas city
>>146158395>wouldn’t 3rdInteresting. She seems the most “western” out of the bunch.
>>146158443Can I move the team?
>>146158454She looks like she has an eliteprospects page
>>146158443Raise ticket and concession prices to generate more revenue which will allow you to buy better players. Gary would hire me in an instant then I would just dwell in the background and accomplish nothing. Perfect for the sabres
> K> R> A> KIt's go time
>Miller at 420 points in his career with Vancouver
>>146158434Gareth has blessed us with parity
>>146158166member when you guys couldnt win in our building for like a full decade+
Looking for a big game from another ELITE Brock
Hintz ded.
>>146158555rip
>>146158454tall isnt a feminine trait and western women are also trash
KRAK SKARRRRRR on a completely bullshit power play kek
was Hyman and Hughes in the tipping commercial?
>>146158166>4th beer>Paranoid by Black Sabbath was playing in the background>now watching my nuckiesOur lives are so different, yet the same.
>>146158555rup
give it up for the RAT
>Marchand scores in Vancouver
big plate of pulled pork and mashed potatoes :)
what the fuck was mark friedman doing he just faceplanted into the boards
nuckbros...
>you get boo’d and then score and everyone has to sit downso hard
Canucks should sign Lucic
fucking kwab'd on us HARD
I dumped my expired cans and mr noodles in the food bank bin
SCAAAAAAAA
UH OH NUCKSISTERS
peekie to geekie
does shannon cheer when the bruins score in these games?
>>146158608>>146158166> Sitting alone in my apartment> Just opened a fresh can of Seltzer> Finished my dinner of ravioli and a spinach salad and turned on the Krakies hoc twinning fr fr
avs are playing like shit as per usualonly reason why they aren't losing right now is because of blackwood bailing them out
SCARRRRR COLTONMITTELSTADT WITH HIS FIRST POINT IN LIKE TEN GAMES LOL
my avies!colton!
>>146158709he cheers whatever happensit's a win-win for our boy shannon tn
SCARRRRR
kadri scaa
>>146158709complete and total silence is mandated when he's watching the games out in the cuck shed
>>146158454that's exactly why
N A Z E M AZEMأوه أنا أحب كوني كثيرًا
why is there a child in net for calgary?
>>146158786That's a wolf!
>>146158786Make-a-Wish foundation.
why were the bruins allowed to crush a player that didnt have the puck?
coping alreadyso sad lol
the nucks keep slicing their opponents
>>146158802Payback for Aaron Rome
why is rogers showing me commercials about some coal burners christmas?
coward
>>146158830Rome did nothing wrong
ouch
Grubauer is back to being Grubauer...
>9 straight losses
my sharkies :)
why are the stors playing for OT?
>>146158892he is the builder of dreams
2 of the most common uses for >rags are cumrags and shitrags
WTF was Soucy thinking?
>>146158908but only if your dream is losing to Tampa
>>146158916the fuck you using a rag for shit?
>>146158679MY RAT :)
I want Marchand to score 10 goals tonight. And I say this AS a nucks fan
my avies!! :))mackinnon!
is miller back to fucking trannies again dont think ive heard shorthouse say his name once this period
>>146158942My favorite player for a while now even as a Nuckies fan. Although the league will be in safe hands when he retires thanks to Tkachuk.
point earned
Need a canuck fan Asian gf bros...
>>146159042but at what cost?
what the fuck queefer race for that puck nuckies lifeless
>keep giving them penalties
let's see if the Bruins can get out of the period without giving up a demoralizing goal
>>146159087Hughes is making his presence known
MY STARSIES :D
nuckies not even on pace to match the bruins 1st period shot total
>”2011 was an inside job” sign in the arenakek
>struggling with the bloseKWAB
Dylan Cozens got paid and got shit.
>>146159148jen
>>146159185Show some respect he's the workhorse from Whitehorse
based chelsea green, renowned nuckies stacy, is your inaugural united states champ
Stopping by because I know that leaf is SEETHING at my wingies again
Duchene saving us again but a win is a win.
look no one expected anything out of my habbies this year so maybe back off
my buddy is looking for some used skates in calgary who can hook him up?
time to hunt
pettershit
>>146159110Somehow they didn’t give up a goal
hoob went flying!
demko is retarded
my avies!!! :)))lehkonen!
>>146159363I'm not gonna give him skates but let's just say I might give him something special with my hand.
I truly believe my Nuckies will come back. Miller will prevail.
ZACHA dabs on you SUCKAS
just terrible
SCAAAAAAAAAR bruins
>>146159121THEYRE TOO POWERFUL :DD
>>146159463ZAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHHHAAAAAA
Stors and lolirado currently the only teams without loser points
>>146159531one of those teams has a milly
nuckies look like absolute shit
what the fuck nuckies absolute shit home crowd better start booing them because this is terrible
>>146159557
>>146159538only one of those team can gain a milly right now and it aint the avs
>>146159557Just like my Islanders
whats a milly
>irrelevant catchphrases
>>146159614Sound it out.
>>146159614a cup win this millennium. example: "the stars have no milly"KWAB
>>146159614
>>146159573Just like our Penguins
all a pure coincidence of course
I want the Ashley Messier Leadership Award!
turned the game off garys script was boring
>dont miss lit and fuel LIVE!why?
the nux can get up to 10 shots I just know they can
Will Hoglander ever score again?
>>146159680Vegas is very good for the league
>>146159745no
>>146159753Unlike my islanders
>>146159765lmao tranny
my avies :(
>just looking out for my favorite east coast team :)
>>146159773Fuck. Really liked him but he sucks.
>fug
>>146159792Your team is shit and run by retards.
haha BLUMPKO lmao
This is at least the 5th time Boston has been up 4-0 against Vancouver since game 7. Really sucks.
just throw the whole team away
>>146159819pot meet kettle retard
my avies :((
bad time to be bald in rogers arena right now
>>146159852true, all canadian teams are shit and run by retards
knights play the mild tomorrow
>>146159876It’s always a bad time to be bald>t.bald
>>146159765maki cute
>>146159910not an argument pinhead
>>146159877>just the way we set it up >they'll still watch lmao >fucking retards
>>146159916didn't ask dipshit
>>146159929true, all canadians are cucks
>>146159895Thought you left forever Chambers.
>>146159933I asked.
Kwab dylan
>>146159958you asked if you could be the cuck? lmao kwac
>>146159959cope they beat the blose
maali
i hate the bruins but i like their away jersey
C O L E M A N OLEMANGOOD PLANO BOY
my avies :))))mackinnon!!they nearly blew a 3-0 lead going into the 3rd period to the preds lol
>>146159985kek drew you out of the woodwork kwab try beating the oilers when it matters.
>>146159958So did I
I take back my earlier comment about Grubauer
>>146159950We voted for Trudeau three times, of course we are, we are the gayest nation on the planet and don't deserve a stanley cup based on how we've acted lately.
Tkachuk never plays elite against Calgary. He probably feels bad for abandoning them.
my avies :)))))lehkonen with the empty netter
>>146160108lamo nigga you a gay cuckhtxmv
jesus fuck there's a black guy on the ice
>watching a guy fill in a hole on the ice is the most entertaining part of this Canucks game
>>146160108>weGo to bed Onterrible
>rip the rat's helmet off>no penalty will be called
There it isThe Nucks come back is triggered
>hughes is gutless
kwab
>>146160135At least I'm not a terminally online brown manlet that likes to get pissed on.
>>146160193>my shit team run by retards beat a shittier team run by retardierskwab
I looked away for a minute, why did Marchand give Hughes that crosscheck?
Canucks need to score some goals to get back in this game
>>146160218>at least i'm not brown saar!! good morning saar!!sure thing rajeesh
>>146160190cool it with the antisemitism
holy fuck the sharks are the most boring team in the league
>>146160271There’s more than 2 billion of us we run the world now white boy
>>146160294I think you meant the Canucks since they can't score a single goal in their own barn yet
>>146160309its not a barn its a hockey ice rink
lmao the Sharks used to play in an actual barn
>>146160218>that likes to get pissed onSounds based.
>>146160340For me it's the Cow Palace
Can some teams just let my Preds get a few wins? Nothing to gain from humiliating them.
>>146160200Really needed a captain fight right there. Honestly the fact that Quinn will NEVER drop the gloves should disqualify him as a captain.
>>146160193feels great to get out of a slow first period not down 2-0
>>146160296sure thing rajee have you fixed the shitter clog yet?
>>146160360Not when its from some nasty liberal woman that feels empowered by pissing on someone, thats ugly and nasty.
>a little late night Pasta baby
awoo
kraksissies...our response?!?jk the response will be a 4-1 empty netter
>People paid hundreds of dollars to see this Canuck game
great the fag who says barn is online
>>146160610GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
>>146160588This is what Dustin wolf would look like if he was a anime girl
lmao demko
based officer Koepke
>>146160610true, you just logged in>verififagginationnot required
>>146160605Live games are not worth it. Watching at home is always a better experience.
>>146160636wow can i have sex with him
B A C K L U N DACKLUNDB I G IGC
>>146160605>(((people))) paid a gorillions of dollaridoos to see this cucknadian teamsad many such cases
The Canucks are such a weird team. So up and down, every other game. Also>rags
>>146160652No he has a girlfriend
>>146160674Take ur meds
The Cuckss are such a weird nation. So cucked and down, every single game. Also>1993
>>146160718>cucknadians think not being a cuck is schizolmao
lol the panthers are a pathetic organization. It’s fair to say the oilers broke them by taking them to 7 games.
>>146160649Bad opinion. Was just at the Jets game tonight against the Habs and it was crazy. Just don’t be so poor
lol the cucks are a pathetic nattion. It’s fair to say that 1993 broke them by taking them to no millies
>Yankee doodles not taking their medsHide the guns
>cucks not taking their bullsHide the cunnies
copey is having another meltdown.
cucky having another cuckdown
all the bad guys are winning tonight :(
>>146160838what do you mean? the oilers embarrassed the knights.
>>146160838true, the cuckgary flamers are winning
>muh copey bogeyman
>>146160805nooooooooooooo
This yankee is off his meds because his insurance was denied again
The Wolf is in his den.
This cuck is off his bull because his creampie was denied again
The bad guys won tonight
dylan is losing it lads
>>146160873what no milly does to mfer
The cuck is in his chair.
>>146160838My debbies had a great 3rd period though
nuckies stat padding in garbage time pettershit should score any minute now too
My cuckies had a great third period though
Haha demko is shit
haha cuck is shit
big win big sleep https://youtu.be/ndVWPj22zC0
>level 10 chimpoutjust got here, what set him off this time?
>>146160936barely beating st poois
>>146160936The stars embarrassing themselves by almost losing
>cuckAny Shammon sightings at the big game?
>yatcher yemko
how many more coaches will pettershit get fired?
stars suck
level 10 cuckoutjust bulled here, what cucked him off this time?
>>146160601called it
>>146160936gookmoot banned smoking from /hoc/some are not handling it well
>>146160601cucked it
>>146160936cuckkmoot banned bulling from /hoc/some are not cucking it well
>call a penalty anyways!!
our wolfies :)
gg blots, at least it wasn't a shutout, no we won't trade gourde
SHUTTY FOR THE WOLF ATTA BOY
>>146161016you're the most bullied person here behind trb and that's saying a lot with bud around
>another gutless move
The Pooins actually scored some goals tonight. After getting blown tf out by Seattle and Winnipeg
>>146161048you're the most cucked person here behind tcb and that's saying a lot with bulls around
gg cucks, at least it wasn't a bullout, no we won't trade Gimpe
>shorks
>another bullless moves
SHUTTY FOR THE KEKATTA BULL
first star: pastasecond star: swagdawgthird star: judd sirott
macklin hurt oh shit
refs actively hurting players now
>>146161136For the what?
first star: cuckasecond star: cuckdawgthird star: cuckk bullott
what a shitshow in san jose
I've had it watching hockey today. I'm done. I'm out.
cucks actively hurting bulls now
kek what a melty
>>146161216>>146161216>>146161216new ohhh
>>146156732hilarious bait lol I remember when Mactavish retired and when they instituted mandatory visors
