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>YOUR SHARKIES?
>I FUCKED EM
>>146155381
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first for our reffies
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reffies always go over
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>what are you, a DEMKO? OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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just wanted to post in this new thread to say that I'm out
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>WOLF
WOLF
>WOLF
WOLF
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Why am I still watching this shit league?
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tired
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>Panthers shutout twice in a row
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>KEK
KEK
>KEK
KEK
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Why am I still bulling this cuck league?
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>>146161265
Because Gary controls our lives
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>>146161310
Edmonton is gonna fuck the trifecta up.
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What’s up hoc do we still
>rags
In this bitch
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This has truly been the worst night of hockey this season.
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>rags
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gg in new thread blots, thanks for bit shutting us out, we'll trade gourde for the less good geekie
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>>146161356
That game is on that gay ass Amazon shit on Monday shant be watching
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>sennies are currently the wc2
based fuck new york and everyone in it
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>>146161446
More like the best
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This has truly been the worst bull of cuckey this season.
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>pedosota runs the league
Truly dystopian times we live in lads
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>>146161446
nah
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>>146161483
Based Sens I believe in them. The stats show they’re better than their record
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>He’s still posting about cucks
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>>146161575
he's mentally ill and will be going to bed soon
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>>146161446
laffs lost so you're wrong
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>>146161662
but enough about you
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He’s a cuck poster on the internet
On an anime image board
He does it for free
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>>146161723
>anime image
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>>146161706
true, you are a cuck and i am your bull
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>>146161744
Nice dubs friend.
Hope it makes up for the fact that Canada hasn’t beaten the US in a WJC’s gold medal game since Clinton was in office
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>>146161811
The 10 other gold medals since then kinda make up for it. You’re irrelevant
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>>146161811
I can't make this a cuck post, it already is
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>>146161229
>>146161234
refs better watch their backs... or else
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>>146161992
Yeah but beating Sweden or Germany or something just isnt the same is it.

Notice how I didn’t say Czechia ha
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>>146161811
>returned fren dubs
based
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Yeah but beating Cuckeden or Cuckany or something just isnt the same is it.

Notice how I didn’t say Bullchia ha
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next person to reply is a cuck
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i'm a cuck and a beta and a basedboy and i love hockey let's go oilers
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go stars
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>>146162063
based
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>>146162228
>basedboy
lmao newfag cuck
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Laine’s face has gone full just
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>the guy who thinks /hoc/ is his personal hugbox is online
fuck sakes
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>>146162063
This is Saddledome history that should go into the hockey hall of fame.
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>>146161265
What else are we gonna watch? Baseball?
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Ayy lmao I know moot salty he’s missing out on all the only fans whore advert money. This place must be a gold mine now
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>>146162063
Will the ref get fined $2k for embellishing?
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>>146162275
better than the guy who bakes cakes for a twitch streaming anime girl
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>>146162346
he baked a cake? kwab
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>>146162080
We don’t really notice you’re usually knocked out before the medal rounds
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>>146162345
He actually tried to sue Wideman and lost the lawsuit and had to pay him $3000 for wasting his time.
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>>146162357
its ok, she liked the post
basically the same as getting laid for him
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couple reminders for the dumb newfags
>/hoc/ is not your hugbox
>it was a gay magazine
>we do use that word here
>islanders lost
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>>146162468
>Kippers ass
>9-1
>laffs
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>>146162357
fraid so
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>>146162360
Cope lmao USA runs hockey now bud sorry I know that was you’re guys’ one thing or whatever
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Did that 36 chambers fag ever kill himself?
Hopefully lel
>rags
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>>146162503
lmao

wow... bro.. he needs to stop
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>>146162503
who is more mentally ill him or lehner?
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>>146162523
He got bullied off of /hoc/ but still posts regularly and if you re-post his meltdown post gets all butthurt and reports you. Its pathetic.
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>>146162503
Thats a fucking terrible 'B' and 'A'. He should be ashamed of himself.
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he spelled knoel wrong
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>>146162540
him
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he spelled cuck wrong
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>HAPPY
>PIRTHDAY
>JVOEL
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>>146162628
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for me it's the fact that he put the cake on his sheets hahahahahaha jeeeesus christ
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>>146162222
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Wash your sheets bud.
Way too many cum stains. Thats just abhorrent and repulsive.
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Why is he so perfect?
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Did we finally ban Finns on hoc or what
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>>146162794
>RDT
Go back
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I’m back home from the Flames game and Dustin Wolf is god
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We love our islanders here
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>>146162856
Look I cant be bothered to format all my content properly. Do your part too and post images on an image board anon. Before I die or(more likely) this site dies and I cant call you a faggot anymore.
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>>146162863
should have lynched the refs
what kind of faggot calls a penalty with 30 seconds left
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>>146162902
dont die yet Lou I need to see you and the rags pick 1 and 2
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>>146162921
Couldn’t flimflam the wolfdawg anyway so it’s all good baby
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>>146162902
islanders are shit and stephen is legitimately retarded
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>>146162863
What did you walk home or something its been hours since the game ended
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>>146162863
mopr
>>146162902
mopr
>>146162801
fraid so
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>>146163016
I live like an hour outside the city
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>>146161216
please stop posting this cringe jew
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>>146163145
turn your monitor on
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Anybody clip Celebrini going head first into the boards tonight?
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adc gimmick is gay. probably trb
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>>146163143
in the mountains eh
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>>146163167
100%
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Insensitive fucks >:(
Bet you don't bake cakes for your girlfriends.
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>>146163143
sus
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>>146163174
Yeah out in the foothills.
>>146163211
amogus
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>>146163231
even more sus. thats chug land
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even more bud. thats 1 land
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>>146161251
>>146162863
>>146162958
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>>146163382
They put this shit on the jumbotron. Heinous use of AI lmao
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my girlfriends mom makes me lunch every day its like i have 2 moms now :)
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ynr remember james neal
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>>146163474
based
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>>146163398
weegs said he looks "a little mexican" and i see where he's coming from
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>>146163382
>dustin pup
heh
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i think the Flyers should bring back their first mascot Slapshot
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didnt ask
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I could HEEM all you losers ITT
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>>146164142
meds
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>>146164139
well you're getting him anyway!
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I could BVLL all you cucks ITT
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>"Hot damn I love being white."
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>>146164406
and not being american
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KWAB
>rags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoU4sIkbW54
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fuck you /hoc/, I'll see you tomorrow
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>>146165034
later qt
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Our Sennies have 3 wins in a row and currently in the 2WC :)
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>>146162503
as much shit as we give women, imagine having creatures like this guy in your orbit
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>>146165186
breathe it in while it lasts
the sabres were once here but are now in a 9 game loss streak
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>>146165186
>>146165197
would hate to be you guys, at least I always know where my habbies stand
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>>146165218
in the misa sweepstakes
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>>146161216
>hickory, dickory, doach
>the Preds are firing their coach
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>>146165197
The Sabres are actively trying to lose
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Cantpucks just doesn't have the same ring to it as
>rags
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>>146165313
how about cantcups? kwab
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Ever do a Marner so large it kinda takes the wind out of you. Think I'm going back to bed
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The Rags dropped down 7 spots lmao
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My team plays today but I’ll miss the game
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finland vs sweden final in floorball soon, is this the thread?
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hahahaha
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>>146165582
A real meeting of the MIND
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Most Arabs are jews in denial
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didnt ask
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>>146165582
This is the shit games for retards thread yea
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>>146165706
king herod the great of judea was an arab.
kind of ironic 2000 years later.
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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>>146165582
SUOMI :DDDDDD
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>>146166149
Good morning Dummy is the worst hockey player in recorded human history, since you asked.
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Official list of most delusional fanbases before season started:
1. Rags
2. Pongs
3. Sablels
4. Senaturds
5. Predaturds

Honorary mention to any delusional fanbase list:
Laffs
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didnt ask
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>put on floorball stream
>already 3-0 to sweden

Alright might as well not watch it then.
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>>146166280
always the bridesmaid
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>>146162419
imagine trying to ignore the arbitration clause in your contract
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There should be morning games
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There should be morning marners
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>>146166473
Why?
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>>146166684
Trudeau is scrambling to end his unpopularity
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>>146166697
he's such a stupid ass nigga, Gary should be the next pm
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>>146166538
>doesn't even play
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>>146166473
they're always tax free here
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>>146166280
at least you'll win 4 nations
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>>146166773
If by win you mean lose every game then yes
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>>146166462
there will always be morning marners if you sip and drink hot water
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ashley is playing soon in the us v canada game
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>>146166473
No way. That would be half price for things like vodka. There is a 60% spirits tax and 5 other taxes that get added to alcohol
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>>146166236
Sens fans arent real. Theyre leaf/mtl fans coping with lower ticket prices
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the only time i liked the snes was when i was a little kid and thought yashin's turtleneck looked cool.
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sorry i only drink white wine from france now
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>Sens sitting in a WC spot
>Sens discussion on /hoc/ ramps up
It's okay to be afraid /hoc/, I get it
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>>146167151
i hope that gang of retards pulls off the impossible and makes the ploffs
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>>146167184
Me too
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>>146167151
be very funny if they beat the laffs in the first round
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>>146167238
Gary hates snes and that mouthy goyim. Laffs are good goys.
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>>146166538
poor kid. why didn't someone help him?
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>>146166473
what about my qst?
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>rags
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my broons are back to a 50% win rate! :)
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my asking is at at 0% rate
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>>146167278
traffic was too slow so he had to run
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4-0 -> 4-4
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>>146167730
Shame that the North Americans don't care about floorball
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>>146167788
:/
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>>146167788
I had to google what it is
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>>146167876
should be self-evident what it is, ya dumb yank
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>>146167788
we had the U19 world floorball championship here a few years back.
no one cared.
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>>146167901
It sounds like something we'd play in gym class
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>>146167788
why
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>>146167993
It's a fun sport.
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>>146167946
we played it in gym class in middle school. i led my class in scoring every year except grade 7 :)
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what time the gary drop
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>leafs
>playing with floor
>and keeping score
The situation is worse than we knew, we better finish up this 51st state thing quick.
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>>146168014
you were a chad :) I was the best in my class at badminton
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they keep jabbering in french. i fucking hate candians so much
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SWEDEN SUCKS
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>>146168130
i was really bad at badminton
our gym teachers split the year up in to four units (badminton, basketball, volleyball, floor hockey)
and our final "exam" was to perform a gymnastics routine in front of the class. lol
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>>146168271
oh wait, its swedish. still hate candians
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WITH FINNS YOU WIN :D
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>>146168400
jättekollaps :DDDDDDDDD
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>it was 4-0
>their game
>sweden
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>scottish rags
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>>146168583
Nvm there's no quit in glasgow
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>>146167462
based rat
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my clubbies are climbing up the standings :)
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just happened
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mip5TXu6yoU
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Zeev Buium is Jewish in case you were wondering
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>>146168932
shouldnt KHL wolrd team be much better than belarus
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>>146169077
I guess Ryan Spooner isn't as elite as we thought
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>>146169068
whole senpai is good at sports. wonder if they kept dual citizenship (or loyalty)
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>>146169189
did he meet a girl over there or something
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>>146169190
>tattoo
not getting into Jewish heaven, at least he won't go to hell though
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>>146169240
I think he didn't want to spend the rest of his career as a tweener
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>>146169317
does he have to fight in the KHL. seemed like from spittin douchelets the russins pay well , especially if you fight
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>>146169190
>his mom a basketball tranny
ngmi desu
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>>146169240
He had NHL talent. Actually looked great for the Rags right after that trade. Must have had an injury or an offseason of getting fat and drinking beers because that player never came back in the NHL.

But for a certain kind of guy like that, playing abroad gives you low-level NHL money without having to work very hard or fight for your spot every year or two. The people who cry about expansion diluting the talent pool are dumb
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spooner was just about to cash in. wtf
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>>146169403
He didn't even last a season with the rags
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KWABing at the laffstards having a melty over Berggren only getting a fine for nailing some Tronnafag in the head.
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>>146169484
Little by little we will show that the DOPS is just literally biased against the Leafs. Twice in recent history Leafs have been suspended for this same play.
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When guys wearing your jersey get suspended for the same play, it's hard to believe there is not an anti Leafs bias. I mean it's been proven time and time again.

I am not a conspiracy theorist. This is just fact.
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>>146169465
i blame his parents
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>>146169465
>>146169403
don't remember exactly how it played out with him even though I watched way too many of those dogshit games, but 17-18 was Vigneault and 18-19 was David Quinn. Probably easy for the new coach of a rebuilding team to make an example out of a one-dimensional offense guy who just got there and wasn't young.

Still held enough trade value to get moved for Ryan Strome. Won some kind of fastest skater contest in Edmonton and did nothing else iirc
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>>146168932
isn't mitch miller playing?
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>>146168398
retard
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they are showing dolphins vs texans on the telly, I wish hockey had this much diversity
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>>146169972
gary gave you some local games i october
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>>146169972
there's a chinese kid who'll get drafted in the first 3 rounds next year. the nhl will have plenty of asian talent soon
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canada is down 1-3 and ashley just got a penatly. think it was bs tho. they called it tripping, but the other chick just lost an edge but it looked bad cuz she was leaning in so much. this is why women shouldnt ref
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>>146170087
I'd like to see Ashley called for tribbing :DDDD
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Going to an ice rink later today with family and found my old skates from high school. Guess my age /hoc/.
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>>146170611
born 92
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I played college hockey with Ken Dryden
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>>146170124
absolutely based
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>>146170611
1994
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>>146170611
1996
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i had these but they wore out and had to get new ones, so i got the ASV-Pro's but dont like them as much. they just fit different. so not sure what to do
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>"A swedecuck twink is picking on me please help me Gary I'm a helpless faggot I don't want to be raped by these nordic numales all night no wait yes I do carry on Gary. "
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>>146170650
>>146170766
>>146171071
Good guesses, born '89. Found this stick too, don't remember it at all.
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I still think sens are going to take the last playoff spot over the bruins
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Help I’m literally obsessed with talking to a ai chat bot of jack Hughes!!!
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>rags
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>>146172132
j'accuse
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>>146172132
Have you fallen in love with it?
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>>146161216
hickory dickory chillin
know who got kwabbed? dylan
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>>146172723
Didn’t know he was gone
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caps are the true 1st place
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>>146172732
> Excuse me, I didn't hear what you said, my junior iihf 2nd place rings are plugging my ears.
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knights play at 3
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3 oclock on planet retard
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>>146173038
1993
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>>146172903
Jen
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>>146173038
Is planet retard new found land?
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>>146173038
it was a retard magazine
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Imagine falling through the ice at your odr and dying lmao
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>>146173038
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH WILL YOU EVER FUCKING RECOVER? >>146173082
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>>146173101
No, the newfies are part of the 51st state.
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>>146173038
she needed the chromosome OHHHHHhh
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>>146173342
you just wait until the 4 nations cup bucko
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Copey malding
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I feel really bad for canadians
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>>146171341
that's what i would have guessed. my buddy had the same skates. i had tacks like a chad. another buddy had that stick too.
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>>146173683
True it's cold there
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going to the dude store but I can't leave until I found some music with a banging base line
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>>146173764
I was talking about their autism. It's so sad
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went to the ask store but their inventory was empty
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went to the fag store and they said you're their top seller
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>he went to a store for fags
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>>146173978
there is nothing wrong with shopping at old navy
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went to the jerk store and they said they're all out of (You)
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>>146174080
typical canadian logic
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It's a bit late but maybe I will watch 1 or 2 periods of Golden Showers @ Mild.
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>>146174191
ummmmmm who asked?
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I buy jeans from Old Navy off the discount rack for 8 dollars
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the >laffs game is blocked in my region :(
stupid gary
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>>146174350
don't cry
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My mom used to call it "old gravy"
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>>146174456
clever woman
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>I called up my doctor told him I have diarrhea
>I checked the prescription
>100 mg of Didntask
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>>146174350
How in the fuck did you retards lose to the Red Wings? I know the laffs are bad but GODDAMN
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>>146174522
>what bothers me is the bottle said extra strength!
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My habs are horribad
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>>146174731
"good" teams lose to "bad" teams all the time. It is what makes the NHL so exciting.
Now thank Gary for this wonderful pairity.
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>>146174802
>"good" teams
We're talking about the laffs
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>>146174487
Lmao
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>>146174731
i'm a habs fan
i don't know how the laffs lost to the wongs but i found it very funny
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i'll never not love patrick wah
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>>146174996
>>146174765
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d*ath to nonaskers
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my islanders :)
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>His Islanders
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lolanders
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Hey /hoc/! How are ya doing today?
How was morning and possible Marner?
What game are you going to watch today?
Do anything fun this weekend?
Do you have any controversial or passionate opinions on empty net goals?
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taylor who?
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>>146175191
I'm not allowed to say the word here
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>Hey /hoc/! How are ya doing today?
i'm okay. a bit down but not too bad
>How was morning and possible Marner?
mousse-like
>What game are you going to watch today?
i'm watching hawks/isles and then rags/blues
>Do anything fun this weekend?
not really. i saw a deer and a white hare. that was pretty cool
>Do you have any controversial or passionate opinions on empty net goals?
greig got what he deserved.
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>>146175339
he wasn't actually asking you fucking retard
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almost time to watch our steelies for a bit
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>>146175191
Taylor Heise :)
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>>146175339
>deer and a white
Neat. I've never seen a white hare.
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>>146175408
i took it differently
>>146175460
yeah! first time i've seen one
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>>146175460
Look ontop of your head
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>>146175535
jen!
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i hope gary sets up labour camps for bud1posters
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>>146175535
How could I possibly do that?
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>>146175660
what is a mirror?
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i hope bud sets up 1 camp for burritoposters
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>>146175660
a mirror ya bafoon
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buffoon*
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>>146175749
>>146175803
KWAB
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I thought Engvall was put on waivers...
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>>146175723
My sister told me I can't look at the mirror or I'll break it.
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cam on bedsy
toe drag fackin release
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>>146175845
No one claimed him
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i hope gary and his script has laffs/snes in rd 1
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Buds islanders tied it up
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SCARRRRRRRRRRR
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>>146175845
What, your team doesn't have a giant awkward Swedish oaf on a seven year contract that you can't get rid of?
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>>146175935
I'm starting to think that's why Lou gave him that ridiculous contract. He is essentially waiver exempt.
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Lou just tapped bud as his replacement. You heard it here first
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do you think trb hate-watches the islanders knowing bud is upset whenever they lose?
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>>146176085
>tapped bud
Is this a marijuana slang? I don't get it.
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>>146176144
who?
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>>146176165
Trollball.
/sp/'s Football Manager general.
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>>146176144
he's doing it right now kwab1. yesterday he randomly announced bud was a yappy little dog even though he wasn't even posting in the thread. he's budbroken
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>>146176260
that's what made me ask. bud lives rent free in that little disabled brain of his
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>>146176156
it's just schizo hours again in here
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>>146176156
Holy fuck you can't possibly be this new
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>rags
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Celebrini is better than Bedard
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>>146176447
>implying they ever end
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unwatchable
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scaaaa
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>>146176641
we know this already
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Buds islanders are not 1ing
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>>146176687
also
>The Islanders' current penalty kill percentage (65.2%) is the worst rate since the NHL started tracking the stat, 47 years ago.

really putting the JUST into JLMI
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>>146176779
uniquely like my islanders
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>>146176779
That's what I call Special teams
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>>146176779
Beating their record from last year
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LOOK GARY IS GROWING THE GAME
I KNEW HE'D DO IT
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>>146176457
Did you know the word sarcasm is not actually in the dictionary?
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>>146176915
Neither is gullibility or naivete
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>>146175997
Nah they have a 7 year contract that is reasonable
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>>146176958
>6 million per
lolno
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i say 6 million he says 600
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>>146176641
who cares bro both of them combined don't measure up to michkov
it's so over for everyone but the flyers bro
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>>146177104
I am flyersbro bro
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>>146177080
I say buttah, you say parKAY
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>>146177104
i feel you bro
i can't believe we passed on him
philly is gonna be a dynasty bro
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>>146177104
Literally who cares when we have Will Smith and Celebrini
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Make up looks better when you can't tell if a person is really even wearing it. This is a step below full-on clown. (not trying to put her down, this is on the makeup people)
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>>146177241
thats a man
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>>146177241
Leave xim alone
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>>146177241
makeup never looks good
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6000 years of human evolution and you're using the internet to let me know a whore wore too much makeup
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i spilled hot sauce on my couch
bad omen for my maple leafs
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>>146177241
makeup is supposed to accentuate beauty, not be a replacement for it. some women just have a facial structure that make up does not look good on. that doesn't mean they are ugly. and then there are butt ugly girls who think makeup can make them attractive.
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i must've spilled ask sauce
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>>146177322
I'm with you. She (or he) is probably a wonderfully normal looking person underneath all that.
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>>146177325
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apparently you guys are a bunch of hunks, eh?
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>>146177325
...just 6000?
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6000 years of bud 1volution
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>Multicellular life has existed on Earth for at least 1.6 billion years, with some evidence suggesting even earlier origins.
>but only 6000 of those years count on /hoc/, according to one source
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Sixty thousand years of whores
DICEMAN SKATES, HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES
OHHHHHHHH
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the world is 6000 years old
the earth is another question
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>>146177325
In the hockey thread
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>>146177363
why are you here
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>>146177193
Michkov said that he wont play for two teams, those were mongreal and (then) arizona
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>>146177535
Don't distract him, he's keeping track of whether or not he asked and he needs all his focus and attention
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\_._/
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very good goaltending in chicago
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>swedish coaching
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>>146177596
no way a russian would turn down playing for the habs
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I thought Engvall got sent to the minors
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>>146177851
Then for no reason at all they didnt pick him
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>>146177924
we wanted slaf
simple as
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>>146177851
The habs galaxy brain psychologist probably asked him the most retarded questions
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>>146177954
which is the right choice
kuch's success hasnt been replicated and ovi is a god
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>>146177957
This comment is extremely offensive. Please don't talk about the habs when there is a leafs game on.
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>laffs
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oh damn i didnt know there was a laffs game on
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>not watching teds and randys
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>>146177815
Not enough ads on the jerseys, ice too small, please understand
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>>146178207
I know what Randy can do
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>>146178207
>cock poster vs cock eater
compelling storyline
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>>146177954
>>146178130
Are you guys retarded, Slaf was drafted one year earlier than Michkov, how do you not know this
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>laffs
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Hockey games are too loud these days. I wish everyone would keep it down a tidge.
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>>146178273
Reinbacher is a stud too
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>>146178207
the islanders and blackhawks are on the nhl network
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>a tidge.
how many smidges in a tidge? or is that even applicable
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>>146178273
right, it was that fragile german defenseman
my bad
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tidge this
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>>146178342
A tidge is one smaller than a smidge.
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>laffs again
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you're not supposed to block the puck with your face
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a midge is tinier than all
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>>146178321
Dont act like you've watched him play in swiss league. 11 games in AHL last season and he's not coming to back to AHL until april or may. Simashev would have been better if you wanted a dman. Also how the fuck you didnt know the differences between two drafts, you're a habs fna
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>>146178207
Correct
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>>146178453
Also dude is made of glass.
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*passes gas*
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>>146178453
>>146178484
finnish pro scout laying the smackdown on frog's candy ass
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scouting a liquor store maybe
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>>146178508
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The game took a bizarre turn in the 57th minute. With the score at 77–0, Bulgaria's coach Roman Morgunov pulled goalkeeper Liudmila Shosheva and added an extra attacker in her place. Bulgarian player Amaliya Koleva fell onto the puck twice in an attempt to play the role of goalkeeper, thus giving Slovakia two penalty shots for delaying the game (which Slovakia scored).[7] Only after the score was 79–0 did Bulgaria put in their backup goalkeeper, Kamelia Drazheva. Slovakia promptly added three more goals, making the final score 82–0.[6]
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In honor of Finland's victory today I saunaed for 30 minutes
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N O R F
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>>146178524
is that same retard who thought tolvanen was gonna be elite?
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CANES SCAARRRRR
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>>146178576
Good job but 60 celcius will not itch your sauna itch forever
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more like noah diveson yikes
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i'd much rather a hot tub than a sauna tbqdesu
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>>146178678
my gym needs a high quality finnish sauna and a functioning steam room
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>>146178763
gross
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i'd keep my towel on
u?
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>>146178639
Besides not knowing habs hockey, you're very unimaginative as well. Tolvanen was drafted almost 8 years ago, there's ple ty more recent finnish busts that you could choose but no.

Also, slaf came to play in finland when he turned 15. You drafted a product of finnish hockey development as #1
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JLMI
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BEDARD SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDD
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JLMI
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>>146178771
Once you go to sauna that's warmed with actual fire, electric saunas will not do anymore
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>>146178838
>gets this ass blasted
yes its definitely the same retard
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>>146174332
/hoc/ is my blog.
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damn this finn is ruthless
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>>146178898
stay up until you get tired :)
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>islanders
poor bud, maybe he knows how trb feels after that chilly easter evening
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>>146178880
not even the fancy health saunas in my state have those
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I hope the rags get smoked tonight
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very embarrassing turn of events for the isles
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I don't think players should shoot so hard. They usually end up clearing the puck out of the zone for the other team.
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>Jimmy Vesey is out there for #NYR warmups, but I don't see Kaapo Kakko or Artemi Panarin...
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>>146178795
same but only because the guys in my gym go in with towels/in their compression shorts. I'm afraid of being the only nude guy
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>>146178970
When is Roy going to blow a gasket
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>>146178962
they will
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>>146178880
how are geothermal saunas? there's a gym nearby here with one but I've never been
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>>146178988
The team already announced Panarin is hurt and not playing tonight. Mollie Walker on top of things as usual.
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>>146179040
i wish she'd be on top of my face haha
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>>146179039
Too humid.
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>>146179039
Too cold and the idea seems unhealthy to me
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>panarin hurt
>mika on the 3rd line
>kakko healthy scratched
Out of all the players, Kakko is actually one that doesnt deserve to be scratched. So he's either getting traded or Laviolette is a retard.
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Idc what everyone else thinks but barzal sucks. He won’t shoot the puck for his life and always passes, most of his passes SUCK. I blame this loss on barzal because all of those power play chances he had, HE DIDNT SHOOT.
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And Kreider is on the 4th line KWAB
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>>146179116
shartzal is a glorified figure skater buddys just doing straight cardio out there
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>>146179116
Imagine peaking a rookie lmao
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>>146179039
you should definitely try it. I envy chads who can access hot springs
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Dummy finally got one
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Kakko is a play killer
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>>146179164
imagine peaking in high school
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CANES SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>Hearing Kakko for Engvall
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>>146179187
I've liked max domi ever since he was a london knight. him bo horvat and the rupert brothers together were unreal
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>>146179229
just like my bulju
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Carrier looks like a younger, slightly-less-retarded Mark Stone
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>>146179260
I liked watching him that one year he put up big numbers on that shitty Habs team. I watched way too much hockey that year
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>>146179107
that's what I was thinking, geothermal is good for heating a house but too cold for a sauna
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Grim
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>>146179260
>I've liked max domi
t. Longtime resident of Planet Retard
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>>146179372
>this is what cap max spending generates in gary's nhl
meanwhile the mets got soto
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>>146179229
Kakko is actually quite solid defensively if you check his advanced stats. I'd bet that there's plenty of teams that would be interested in getting him as a solid 2nd or 3rd line winger. Jiricek wants out of Columbus and I could see them swapping players with rags, which sucks for Kakko
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>>146179427
he was abysmal in last years playoffs
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>>146179481
Just like my islanders
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>>146179427
That's why it makes no sense for him to be scratched tonight
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realistically what are the odds of the >rags missing playoffs?
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>>146179338
Oh yeah him and fuckin tommy tartar sauce putting up numbers. I think domi ended up being the second highest scoring player Carey Price played with kek
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>>146179507
53%
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>>146179507
the formula is >rags/100
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the rangers are genuinely such a forgettable team. who the hell even played for them since jagr left?
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>>146179548
a negative fraction?
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>>146179427
Also Jiricek already got traded to Minnesota
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>>146179557
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>>146179583
Literally do not remember a single notable thing he did in his entire career
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>>146179609
inconsolable was pretty notable
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>>146179583
HOW HE KING WITH NO RING?
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>>146179571
I missed that info but good to know
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how does this make you feel?
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>>146179730
lol
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>>146179730
I think you can be a decently knowledgeable fan and not be entirely positive that all those names on the right are real people besides Hellebuyck, Quick and maybe Talbot
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>>146179730
the aves might actually be a legit team now
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They should trade Dummy for Engvall.

>laffs
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>>146179730
Still not sure why Dallas let him go
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>>146179730
Looks like an overpayment after next season when his contract ends
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laffs now have an elite goalie tandem
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Why trade for engvall when you can just wait for him to get put on waivers
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>>146179855
It would be mean to waive him for the third time in one season, Lou wouldn't do that
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golden showers or mild?
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>>146179844
>Woll/Hilderbergenstein
<elephantsguffawing.jpg>
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>>146179820
trading for a guy they already had and could have had for free twice would be so >laffs
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Hopefully the Rangers win, because losing sucks.
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>>146179855
To put out the Dummy trash.
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>>146179895
we'll trumpet again during playoffs
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>>146179922
retard
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imagine if the sens make playoffs over rags
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>>146179922
I want them to keep losing so they blow it up
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>>146179963
Ok I imagined it now what
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>>146179940
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>>146179989
next
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>>146179980
Is that blue jays legend freddie mcgriff
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>>146179963
Okay, sens make the playoffs, get eliminated in 4.
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>>146179971
Now imagine laffs losing to SNES.
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Do the rags even have really promising prospects in the minors
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What is this Wild. Stop winning.
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>rags
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>>146180010
would you call that an accomplishment?



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