Average /nfl/ poster be like
reminder that he's still right and im awaiting his statement on ai sloppers
Soft and warmA quiet stormQuiet as when flowers stalk at the break of dawn
Bills will bootyblast some frauds today
Does anyone know why we started this thread 40 posts early
>>146163918Memes are pollution of the brain.Black QBs are memesTherefore, black QBs are pollution of the brain.
Yuuuge Chiefs and Vikings fan here.Whoever loses Bills vs Lions is a win win for me:)
happy nfl sunday
Fuck the draft pick we need to blow the Cowboys out by 30 Bryce Young needs to show the world the Cowboys are his bitch in true Carolina Panthers fashion
PACK CASTGROSSIPOSSI WE FUCKIN WON>So I went to the PO Box today, and on Q&A, I opened a package from Washington DC. >I was sent a flag that was flown over the Capitol in my honor. >I don't have words.
I would HEEM everyone ITT
>>146164038>They put a space between You Tube letting Tube get cut off to the next lineFucking KEK Alphabet group absolutely fucking seething rn
>You now live in the future of 12 hours from now where the cowboys lose to the Panthers, effectively ending their season.Season of miracles.
>>146163795That pic is full of win and awesome
>>146164038That pic is full of win and awesome
I crave sexual intercourse with other straight men.
>>146163933Bills fans, I propose a truce until either the Bills or Loins win the Owl. Both of our teams are good right now. Lets put things aside and root for each other to finally bring the Lombardi Trophy to either Buffalo or Detroit.
>teams game plan for KC all year>Their script works in the 1st quarter>Reid and defense work it out by 2nd quarter for most of their points per win >3rd quarter comes around and halftime adjustments and Andy running down the clock slows them down in the 3rd >Come back just enough in the 4th when the opposing defense is gassed leaving Mahomes easy rushing windows to get enough for the FG to win the game leaving little to no time And here is the script of the 2024 Chiefs.
>>146164256>The lameme 4th quarter collapseUnironically why don't the ravens just get a closer QB to put in the 4th whose entire job is to not turnover the ball and convert first downs.
>>146164038
>>146164237based and same
>>146164256>Loins +131 in the 2nd quarter>57 points better than any other team in any quarter (Steelers +74 in the 3rd quarter)>+177 total differentialDon't let us all down in the Playoffs, boys.
>>146164256Point differential is the best indicator of success and the Lions PD of +183 overall is off the charts, the Bills are in 2nd place at +129 and the Eagles 3rd with +108.
>>146164346>>146164439CuriositiesNo team with the highest point differential has ever missed the playoffs. The 49ers missed the playoffs in 1991 with the #2 differential.The only team to ever be eliminated from the wild card round was the 1981 Eagles.18% of all Super Bowls have been played between the #1 and #2 teams. That's 10 out of 33 seasons where they have come from different conferences, aka 30% of the time it has been possible.In 44% of seasons, the #1 and #2 teams have met each other in the playoffs.The #2 team in PD has won more SBs, but the #1 team has a higher average finish in the playoffs.The last time the Cowboys won the point differential was 1982. This was the only bottom outlier game for #1 point differential, at +81. By this metric, it was the most competitive season in the NFL.The 49ers won the point differential 4 seasons in a row, from 1992-1995, winning 1 SB during this time. The Cowboys were the #2 PD team all 4 seasons and they matched each other all 4 seasons in the NFC conference championship. The winner of that game won the Super Bowl each year.By point differential, the 49ers were the best team of both the 80s and the 90s.There are 2 top outliers for point differential. The 2007 Pats at 315, and the 1999 Rams at 284. Both teams made the SB, with the Pats losing and the Rams winning.The Steelers and 49ers have won this metric the most at 7, followed by the Cowboys/Vikings/Rams at 4.
>>146164439I find that the best success indicator is 3rd down conversion rate and Lions are merely in the 4th place there. I dare not say which team is the best at 3rd down conversion.
>>146164492You might not like it, but this is what peak NFL efficiency looks like. If Andy Reid wins this year, he'll be hands down the GOAT HC in NFL history. Why? Because this year it'd have been off the back of his teams time management and masterful control of time of possession. The thing everyone criticized as Andy Reids biggest weakness, is now the only reason his team is in the 1st seed, and has the very potential to win him a Superbowl.
im a yuge josh allen supporter but as a loins fan, he sucks today
If Bills lose, Chiefs pretty much lock up the 1 seed don’t they? They have some leeway in losing to the browns, Steelers, or Texans then. 3 games in 11 days is rough and they’re bound to lose one of them
does russ cook some bird today?
>>146164684Looking at the Bills and Lions schedule, whoever wins will almost guaranteed lock the #1 seed. Loins will be biting their fingers for game 17 if they lose. Also divisional games in the NFCN are notorious for huge upsets, so the bears could sneak a win too. Honestly, the NFCN will be the most interesting thing this season if the Lions lose. I expect KC to lose 2/3 in the last 3 weeks and Bills will win out.
>>146164822> I expect KC to lose 2/3 in the last 3 weeks How many times does KC have to teach you this lesson old man?
>>146164038I give him a lot of credit for still being involved with the other Clickbait guys, even though half of them are totally irrelevant.It's extremely funny how he and Tree are essentially polar opposites.The Packers love Tom Grossi and he gets all this attention, and the Steelers genuinely hate Tree and he had to hide his identity to cover training camp in Latrobe so he wouldn't get kicked out.
>>146164822maybe if buffalel beat the rams but alas
joshie
>>146164919gonna need joshie to take an L against my wions sorry
>tfw you win the Heisman but get a call from the new york area code
today we are all lioness
>green gay favored at seattlewhat am I missing here?
>>146163795Did you just split the threads? F*gg*t?
>>146165029>Geno>Outside
>>146165049These exact 40 replies could've made the other thread reach bump limit!ahahahahahahaahaAhahaahhaOP is causing a bit of CHAOS
This is what excellent culture looks like guys. Right here.
>>146164038> youtuber crap in /nfl/This place has fallen lower than you can possibly imagine
>>146165174
>>146165178That YouTuber was 2023 NFL Season Fan of the Year and raised 1 million for charity in NFL events. This man is more NFL related than 100% of the shitposts you've copped a 3 day ban for here, and infinitely a better fan towards their team than you are. Inherently.
>>146165174>>146165182That's incredible. Cousins must be a great guy.
>>146165185Didn't change the fact that it's gay e celeb gossip, go to twitter or discord for that.
CHIEFS@brownsBENGALS@titanscommanders@SAINTSRAVENS@giantscowboys@PANTHERSJETS@jaguarsdolphins@TEXANScolts@BRONCOSBILLS@loinssteelers@EAGLESpatriots@CARDINALSPACKERS@seahawks
>>146165219>celeb gossipthats actually all NFL related discussion, and Tom Grossi has won actual NFL rewards.
>>146165261>>146165219To put it bluntly, Tom Grossi has had the flag of the US Capitol building raised in his honor, in Washington DC for his service to the NFL, and the Country.Have you ever had the flag raised for you at the US Capitol building for what you did for the NFL?
>>146165029Vegas rugpull.
>>146165185dangerously based
>>146164038>youtube fandomWorse than anime t.bh
which 1:00PM
>>146165295which 1:00PM game we watching?
>>146165295>>146165304Best game available is somehow Phins-Texans. I will probably just watch redzone.
Who are you hoping wins the NFL fan of the year this year /nfl/!
>>146165316chiefs browns might be kino if good jameis' shows up
>>146165327Chefs games are boring
>>146165323The only one I recognize on this list is the Rams fan with that head tattoo.
>>146165323for me, it's the packers mom and son duo
>>146165323Is that Temujin?
>>146165323Cringe
>>146165323>The best fan of Bills Mafia they could get is a guy who calls himself "Poo"
>>146163795OP is thread splitting f*ggit
>>146165362>He sorts the catalog by most reply and got pissed that the 460 post thread came up first when he ctrl+f /nfl/ instead of sorting it by most recent bump in 2024ngmiishygddt
hows nfl viewership so far this year? heard first 5 weeks were up from last year but what about after that til now? feel like its dropped heaps
>>146165339>his names garywhy do the most cholo lookin motherfuckers always have the whitest names? knew a cholo gangbanger in highschool who looked like the dude from training day the 'you ever get your shit pushed in' dude and his first name was chester people called him cheeto and he got pissed off if you called him by his real name, must be some kind of compensating
>>146165295why does the browns fan look like he's yearning for the sweet release of death?
>>146165370Chiefs were 4 of most 5 viewed games before Thanksgiving week, and now they occupy only 1 spot on that list I think with the Bills game.Thanksgiving games does numbers, and theres been a few big matchups after that also bumped some down.
How many pick Dixie's for Winston today
>>146165370They are up overall, and very strong but the over the air channels are a bit down simply due to streaming options (games being on NBC/Peacock or ABC/espn/espn + at the same time). Viewers are just spread out more.
>>146165323>not including THE chargers fanbaka
>>146165323>she didn't get a nom what happen?
>woke up early for no reason >now have to wait 4 hours for football Life is not fair
>>146165475Forced meme fan
Andy Reid hits em with the bundlerooski. There's no defense for that.
>>146165448ive jerked off to this hairy ass when she was begging for coaches to get fired, but I did not realize she had a "Fuck the Chiefs" one. As a Chiefs fan, I'm going to jerk off to this while imagining I'm fucking the Chargers
>>146165620Insurance fucking commercials should be fucking banned from TV and radio
>>146165636Insurance and pharma ads both.
>>146164038Literally anyone can request this from their congressman or senator for any reason
Is this McVay?I normally wouldn't ask a question like that, but Cooper Kupp is the only triple crown in the last 19 seasonsand now Nacua is doing this shit
Thomas Grossi inducted into the NWO hall of fame.
>>146165323>most of the nominees are just regular retards wearing a jerseyI don't get it
>>146165665if you click in it, most of them are like like lifelong 60 yr fans who have attended every game or some shit like thatdesu I think Grossi is like the only one of them to actually do something to raise a huge amount of money for charity like that based entirely off a grassroots fandom across all NFL fanbases.Like as big as 1mill.Probably the only really relevant fan of the year to ever win it.
>>146165659
>>146165633I honestly don't understand why this thread draws so much homosexual overtonesI feel there is very few straight non homosex lgbt individuals hereIt's really weird especially considering football is generally considered a man's mans sportIf seen gay posters from every team hereProudly expressing their sexually and fav team
>>146165665He saved lives during 9/11, put some respect on the name.
I've got some time to kill when i take my car in for an oil change and rotation. is the movie that bad?
>>146165703>9/11 survivor who, jets are really the worst thing to happen to him
>>146163795dubs for refs getting knocked out today
>>146165703>>146165740The 9/11 jets. It's a tragedy.
Get your cuck chairs ready Sunday game day kickoff off is FINALLY almost HERE!
>>146165720Why would you just watch the fucking game
>>146165818Science says you like it because you're associating with a hairy male behind
>>146165823there are no games on at 10AM
>>146165854Why didn't you just schedule your oli change at fucking game timeYou're doing this all wrong
>>146165879i don't think the dealership would appreciate me drinking and yelling in the lounge
>>146165659It's a some of both. Nacua is very talented.
>>146165894Wouldn't everybody be doing the same thingYou're really not thinking this through
>>146165818This
>>146165295>Pati CreamI assume she's a former porn star
>>146165932I was going to comment on her looks and name, but I didn't want to be rude if it was just an unfortunate scenario
>>146165818hey, i finally have a reason to post this
>>146165659it's stafford, dude makes kings of wide receivers wherever he goes
>>146165993Was Megatron more stafford than Megatron?It really does feel like he just makes big name WRs with his playstyle.Or was Megatron also head back by Detroit and would've done better with Stafford under a guy like mcVay?
>>146166014megatron was extremely talented for sure, but so is stafford, stafford is a gun slinger and the fact that he's elevated so many receivers in his career is a testament to his talent. >was megatron held back by detroityes and no, obviously detroit was dumpster fire back when megatron played for them but at the same time the lack of talent is a big reason why stafford fed megatron the ball so much, i think on a more balanced roster like the rasm he'd have had a lesser legacy
soon
>>146166044It's not even the lack of talent, it's just Stafford. That's why kupp almost broke Calvin's record
>>146166129And also why Nacua has the rookie record for yards.
>>146165323the titans fan is the only real choice
>>146165182Kirk is the man. Was hoping he'd have a better year now that he's out of >our division.
>>146165323Colts retard clears this group. I sometimes will get his stupid "THIS IS OUR COLTS" stuck in my head
stoolers are shut down saquon and make hurts play hero ball. just can’t win with that cat
>>146166216The best run defense in the league didn't shut down Saquon. The Steelers are missing a starting DT and starting LB.
>>146165818Shave your legs bitch
>>146165818Puffy
>>146166225well they obviously weren’t the best run defense then
>>146165323Surprised that one 9ers fan that always makes those vids isn't on this.
>>146166321Baltimore has allowed the least yards and lowest yards/attempt in the league.
>>146166052If he was ready he'd already be starting
>>146165818Who shaves their pussy but not their legs?
>>146166374you may know stats but you don’t know ball
>>146166349These in the end are still picked by the NFL franchises themselves.Grossi just happens to be a local hero (Lives in Greenbay) (Has huge following for greenbay fans), (Season ticket holder) one of the original YT sports commentator names when it took off. owned stock etc.Basically the younger version of the guy they picked for this yr, but he also had an initiative set in early 2023, prior to the 2023 starting or fan nominations, to earn 1 million dollars for Charity, by travelling to all 32 stadiums, some cases working directly with the team itself and getting inside access others wouldn't get due to the nature of it, and his status on YT at that point.There really isn't another sports social media name that is that involved with corporate NFL that isn't a former player but just a fan, which probably only happened because packers aren't a traditionally owned NFL team and will be ahead of the trend while other teams are fine in their more hollywood environment, with teambacked journalists, pressers, and traditional talking heads on TV like Nick Wright or Skip Bayless, or Stephen A. Or journalist names, like Schefter, and team beat reporters.In 20 more years you'll probably see this everywhere, but I bet a lot of it will be former NFL draft busts and former players.Grossi was really a pioneer in this with UTree, before them it was statguys like Jon Bois.
>Interviewing the guy who traded AJ Brown for pennies>and a fucking ESPN analystI beg the day Woody Johnson sells.
>>146165818dark fuzz is gross desublonde fuzz on tanned skin is godly
>>146165323>richard “poo” Peterson>dick poo
>>146166209sameonce every Sunday I catch myself singing it
>>146166482Peter also means dickhis name is literally>Dick Poo Dickson
>>146166452It was that nigga?Watch them trade away Sauce for pennies
Lions “fans” deserve to be hanged in public
>>146166521the fact that they are interviewing an ESPN analyst and Jon Robinson says all I need to know. Sorry, we can't hire from KC or Buffalo or Baltimore or even San Fran, we have to go cheap!
>>146166384A sex god who knows platinum blonde pubes on golden tanned skin makes diamond dicks.You even got some tasteful brunette prickles right by her puffy vageen.God tier Chorgers woman
>>146166564Those rumors about Brick making decisions is probably true lol
>>146166581Bigger nightmare as a fan: your team is run by an 18 year old who probably has skibidi toilet on repeat and doesn't even give a shit about sports.
>>146165656>Literally anyone can request this from their congressman or senator for any reasonwait what? i can get an official US flag that was flown at the capitol? how?
>OHHHHHHH>Tommy DeVito's garbage?!?!>Listen here my friend, if you don't start Tommy Cutlets then they're gonna find you in the garbage
josh allen is the only quarterback in the nfl
>images will start with 20 before you know iti don't like this feeling bros, i thought we would be in the mid teens forever
>No you have to use a thread up to 500 on a dead board so half the time is spent waiting on the 2 people that post threads to make onewhy are you faggots like this
>>146166698Only qb in history.
>>146166800splitting threads is maximum faggotry you faggot
>>146164532Idk why they can’t convert on the red zone though. They should be able to run up the score but instead just flounder and kick fgs
>that faggot who posts about QBs who lose their first Owl never going back conveniently leaving out Elway losing 3 Super Bowls in a Row before winning 2
>>146166800multiple useless threads is a strictly brown people endeavor (with the exception of /f1/ which has even more thread discipline than football)
fuck the lions
The early window is fucking awful.
>>146166917I just bumped an NBA GOAT thread from 14 hours ago thanks to you
FUCK bobby layne and his gay ass curse. dan campbell will piss on his grave
>>146166920>Chiefs lose to the BrownsImagine the Jameis memes. It would be glorious
>>146166792I didn't consider this until you said it. I'm too told for this shit, but don't forget, you're here forever.
>>146167104Refs aren't going to let the choofs lose the 1 seed.
>>146167082Bobby Layne is happy as hell.
>>146167146Bills will lose today. Chiefs will lose because of Famous Magic and the refs will fuck the Bills in Detroit.
>big horses vs little horses
Build a team with 15 dollars$5: Mahomes, Saquan, Chase, Jefferson, Kittle$4: Goff, Gibbs, Mclaurin, Jeudy, Bowers$3: J.Love, Bijan, London, St.Brown, McBride$2: Geno, Mixon, Pickens, Sutton, Jonnu$1: Stroud, Swift, Nabers, Mconkey, Otton
>>146167252where's jalen
>Remember, "all" Dolphins need to make playoffs is winning out (Houston, SF, Cleveland, NYJ) and 2 Denver losses OR 2 Chargers losses OR 2 Baltimore losses and one Colts loss.The future is TODAY
>>146167290On the scout team $0.
how many get added to the collection tonight?
>>146165254>commanders@SAINTS
>>146167104>>146167146>>146167206Keep coping razors
>>146165295Redzone
>>146167252JJ, Bowers, St Brown, Mixon, Darnold
>>146167365love doesn't throw interceptions during this month
>>146167349what a stealgive me him, saquon, jefferson, st brown, nabers, and otton.
No reason to even watch redzone til the late games, they are just going to cover the choofs game the entire time.
>>146167365he's been denying us lately :(
>Publicly calls out his QB and coach to the media>The media reports on this>Gets mad that the media reported on what he told them on the record
>>146167393My bad, 1993, I forgot he waits until January.
>>146165323>NFL fan of the yearYou forgot picrel
>>146167365what was he thinking
Will the 2024 Kansas City Chiefs be the first 16-1 team to not reach the Super Bowl?
Reminder that Temujin is a latina Raiders fan living in California and my wife!
>>146167414Nah, the opportunities have been there, but the defenses keep dropping gifts from him.
>>146165720That's so Kraven...
>>146167404Make double breasted suits great again
>>146165342>packers>eagles jerseyCmon, anon. You can read can't you?
>>146165323>chargers>not her
>>146165323Wow, what a crazy coincidence that every single "Fan of the Year" candidate is wearing sweatshop/child slave labor made nike apparel!
is this one of vegas' tricks again?
>voting for a McDonald's president who shits himselfAnd they say conservatives don't engage in identity politics
is tay taygonna be at the game
>>146167461You want a french fry, anon?
>>146167418this time will be different
>>146167464nope she hit the wall hard and doesn't want to be seen in public anymore.
>>146167404Why is mutthomes such an attention-fag?
>>146165339>This guy is a fucking steel worker who contributed to SoFi stadiumBased selection from the Rams
>>146165818
>>146167474funny thing for a cucknadian to say...1993, princess trudy and all...
>>146167460I'm gonna GOOOMMMBLEEE
>>146166052I hope they bench Kirk for the memes, but how fucking retarded is it to sign a QB for all that money, draft ANOTHER QB, then bench the one you're paying a fortune
>>146167476>He only posted 14 infographics defending me in /nfl/! I'm sooooo maaaad!!!
>>146167475
>>146166291That's not really her posting anon
>>146167404>>146167476He's starting a 1980s soft rock band you faggotWhat do you care?
>>146165376>chesterAre you sure it wasn't Chazz?
>>146164038Damn and his channel isn’t even funny. Good for him though, an actual good thing
>>146167524Gonna cry, muttlover?
is it true that montanans root for whatever team josh allen plays for?
>Bills vs Lions on at the same time as Eagles vs SteelersYa think they would've flexed one of them to the early slot? The only half interesting game in the early slot is Dolphins vs Texans lol
>>146167554>montanansThat Wyomigians.
>>146167569No...you WILL watch the mutt be gifted another victory and you WILL like it!
ha ha today the Pittsburgh Steelers and all mushmouth yinzers are gonna die
>>146167581yeah that’s why I’m wondering. wyomingites make sense but apparently montanans do root for him too
>>146167544I already cried this morningAnd don't worry, anon, your team will be back in the high life again before you know ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adw772km7PQ
>>146165323Magallanes looks like she could kick some serious ass.Crinite actually got congratulated by his team on a scoreboard.McMillan went above and beyond. My pick?NEVER BET AGAINST THE HOUSE.Viva Las Vegas!
>>146167637Who else would they root for? the libtards in shitattle or the queefs that are 1,000 miles away?
>>146165323I would fuck the Steelers fan.
>>146167620Unrealistic
>>146167660idk maybe the kangs or borcos
>>146167660Buncos, Colorado, Wyoming, and Montana were culturally the same until colorado legalized weed and all the faggots in the country flocked there.
>>146167673>not Pati Cream
today is his day ladsAR is gonna silence the naysayers and cement his spot as a top 5, nay, top 3 QB
>>146167674keeping my fingers crossed tho
>>146167683Maybe, but allen was at wyoming for 3 years, so he's a stronger candidate. the bronkeks have been trash for a decade now, so they likely lost interest and minnesota is as far away as kans-ass.
What do you guys do to stay busy before the 1pm games?
>>146167733Just jerkin'
>>146167703>AR is gonna silence the naysayers and cement his spot as a top 5, nay, top 3 QBLiterally every fan say this bust from a million miles away. Why are owners so retarded some times
>>146167690>all the faggots in the country flocked there.What suburb of Denver do you live in then?
>>146167733>what do you guys domyself, left handed
>>146167750>jerkinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV1ASYbvrNo
>>146167752Colorado was a deep red state when I lived there.
>>146167752I went to high school with Kyle Shanahan and his sister Crystal.
>>146167733>Lift at 9>Home to wash up at 10:15>Farmers Market around 11>Cook food for the game>Enjoy lunch and call family before kickoff
>>146167731cats > grizdas rite!
>>146167799>CrystalWas she a slut?
>>146167808cute!
>>146167809What is it like for you living as a gay man in modern America?
>>146167846No she was an honor roll student.
>>146167860BAH GAWD KING! TRIPLE H WIN THE TOTALLY NOT SCRIPTED SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN! HOW DOES HE DO IT!?
>>146167868It's hard because I can't find a mate as sexy and caring as I am.
If anyone cares, Interstellar is back in theaters in IMAX this week. I'm going tonight after the games
what shit teams are we watching today?
>>146167868Yeah, getting fresh food and exercising. What a queer.
>>146167460Yes. They’re trying to bait casuals into betting Dallas, take the panthers
we need more europe games late in the season
>>146167917It's not queer, but the way he described it is gay.
>>146167915Tay's shit team
>>146167911I have a 75 inch 4k tv and a doLby atmos theater system, why would anyone ever go to a theater where niggers also go?
>>146167940who?
>>146167917>What a queerCorrect
>>146167944Taylor Swift
>>146167942this says more about where you live
>>146167940chiefs
>>146167942there's an an entire side of the country where they don't exist unless you go out of your way to be around them lol
>>146167956>man's asskek, you'd think a billionaire princess could afford a glute workout specialist.
>>146167868It's great, I love it. Go Bills btw
>>146167917nta but didn't say anything about a wife or gf and he's cooking for himself?My wife is cooking for me right now because I'm not a homo
>>146167917I do those things but don’t post about them online
>>146167956is this a football player?
travis kelce to score a td todayyes or no
>>146167995She uses her feet on balls
>>146168015depends, is the zogbot whore in attendance? that's the deciding factor.
hey anon that posts AI generated fangirls, do you have any that are barefoot?
>>146168026QRD?
>>146168015i took it
>>146168047>water loo
>>146168072>missing the obvious Bill & Ted referenceZoomers were a mistake...
>>146168057
>>146167977Taylor's pure and you're gross for commenting on her looks
>NFL commercials
>>146168163>pure>gets railed by a new dick every year
>>146168107Have you ever tried punting a football with your bare foot? Bitch would have broken a bone in her toe
>>14616529510am you mean
This noon slate is GRIM
>>146168204kek
>>146168015all three of these won't happenkelce quiet daychiefs coverscore over
>>146168211YOU WILL WATCH THE CHIEFS AND LOVE IT!!!!
Burrow gonna have to play with a 3rd string left tackle today KWAB
>>146168204pretend it's an NFL ball some cuck muds and massages for 48 hours like in the game
>>146166209This. Ran into his Instagram page yesterday and I'm not even a colts fan>Let's go colts. This is our team. We Bleeeed Blueeeeee!Shits stuck in my head
>>146168289How good of a blocker is their TE? He and chase brown are in for a long fuckin' day.
>>146168298
How do I become a better Leader like Dan Campbell?
>>146168358based goff cute girl
>>146168298Ariana Grande looks beautiful now ngl.
/ourguy/ is finally back
I want to swallow Dan Campbell's cock and balls.
>>146168336they have one tight end who can block well
i am going to make mozzarella sticks lads
>>146168204huh? back in my day, all kickers were barefoot
>>146168444why?
>>146168463how do you even make that
Better RB on dog shit teams, Steven Jackson or Corey Dillon?
Consider the Rasm
>>146168470need my daily dose of daddy's cum
>>146168079They only let gay black men get on tv
>>146168481By not living in a third world shit hole.
>>146166052Anon I...
>>146168533i thought michael penix was white lol
>>146168211>AnorexiaThis entire country has an abusive relationship with food
Swifties, are we ready??
>black qbs
I have relationships with women, and...
>>146168401Imagine thinking someone with that haircut is not a raging homosexual
>>146168533If Jon Gruden was that good, he'd be coaching.
>>146168481you buy them frozen from the store and put them in an air fryer
>>146168198>dickshe's clearly asexual
>>146168580Coward.
>>146168565i got some shish tawook ready and a chiefs ML + kelce TD parlaylets go
>>146168609He's a tad racist anon
Please stop posting image generations
>>146168626>meme appliance
>>146168609Gruden is too based for the NuFL
>>146168648are you telling me there is more to the 2Y Banana than on the surface?
>>146168626i thought he was making from scratch
>>146167956>if you only knew
>>146168643Why don't you donate to charity ?
>>146168608The haircut that every straight white male under 50 has right now?
>>146168195
>>146168665>2Y BananaRumor has it that Gruden kept crates in the practice facilities to use a rewards for good behavior.
>>146168663*too shit
>>146167991
stop it I'm trying not to be racist today
>>146168683ive donated to gaza last year
>>146168684Yeah every straight white male is going for touchups every two weeks at the hairdresserGet a job
>>146168670Dip string cheese in egg wash, coat with bread crumbs, fry in oil.
>>146168707nah, that's you
>>146168684Yeah, all of them are actually gay.
>>146168695these YNs obsessed with that snow
>>146167991That just means you're in the closet
>>146168723>donates to gaza>donates to betting firmsBased supporter of both sides
>>146168725>not cutting your own hairOof
>>146168695theres a lot of white girls damnthe Chiefs WAGS are a bunch of black women + taytay and brittany mahomes
>>146168726why not just buy it premade from the store
Who's ready for 7 hours of commercial free football
>>146168720for me it's trying to not be gay
>>146168753>here, enjoy this soggy ass sodium bomb created by pablo somewhere in the world
>>146168750I would love to see your haircut anon
question for /nfl/https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AOqawgN
>>146168752
>>146168723Based
>>146168776>cheese>not full of saltdo you even know how cheese is made?
SOON
>>146168777I'd love to see yours too baby
>>146168777number 5 on the hair clippers on the top, number 1 on the sides
>>146168788Help me out here kids, Taylor is not a wigger, her music isn't targeted at blacks. Why is she hanging w/ a black crowd? It seems like its forced
>>146168788those shaniquas showing no appreciation damn
>>146168802Mhmm
>>146168792rumor is the new owners want to change the name back for historic reasons
>>146167460>be Vegas>Oh no we are sooooo afraid of the Lions winning the Super Bowl>You should like totally cash out all your futures and put all that money on the Chiefs and Eagles>Oh no definitely don't bet the Lions we are sooooo afraid of them>by the way check out our Parlay special on the Chiefs>You should ignore all your misgivings about the Chiefs>They won two Super Bowls and we LOVE the ChiefsBruh... can the Lions please get a spiritual win... Vegas is using us to work the marks now...
>>146168777I bet you would. My hair looks incredible, though I have been cutting it for years, I've gotten very good at it. Invest in quality clippers and guards. Also some quality shampoo and conditioner goes a long way.
>Here, goyim, you either get the mutt and his wigger friend or you get the cowsois! Now pick one!I hate the NuFL.
>>146168792Is this an NHL team or something?
>>146168767First week in a while where the late window is better than the early window
>>146168808pr stunt + humiliation ritual. its no secret that Taylor Swift is racist and right wing
>>146168794$10
>>146163795wtf is this real??
>>146168811
>>146168791from a cow
>>146168734fr fr
>>146168824Hey mate here's a secret Go do something else
>>146168836>its no secret that Taylor Swift is racist and right wingNo one will ever believe you
>>146168864>just go outside.No. I'm going to complain on here all day about it and you're going to read it and seethe.
Redzone thread >>146168871Redzone thread >>146168871
>>146168882Based
I remember the last time my mother tried to use corporal punishment on me, she got a belt and hit me as hard as she could. I literally just stood there with a straight face and stared at her. She never tried to hit me again afterwards, imagine letting a woman think she capable of hurting you.
>>146168767personally im waiting all day for sunday night
>>146168909this happened to me but with my father i stood up to him and every since our relationship got much better
it's his time
>>146168909>I literally just stood there with a straight face and stared at her.Like Kevin in the movie We Need To Talk About Kevin?
>>146168909Why would you lie on the internet like that
they call me the video game boy
>>146168909Yep my Mom tried to slap me and I grabbed her hand and said knock it the fuck off. Women are weird.
>>146168909
>>146168802I have my wife use #1 everywhere because I'm going bald but she still needs to use the trimmer to straighten out my sideburns, around the ears, and the back
>Peyton Manning talks Broncos' Bo Nix, Colts' Anthony Richardson before Week 15 bout: Both QBs set to succeed
>10 am games are all boring>1pm games are both great but i won't be able to watch them both>can't go back and forth between games like the old days of watching on a tv because streaming (illegally) man why the fuck didn't they flex these games
>>146168992just hop on fin bro
>>146168996>set to suck sneedhlwhst did he mean by this ?
>>146168909>I remember childhood traumaLet it go lil nigga
>>146168653I've been using it so much latelyFries and other fried food I'd normally just throw away if it was leftover I'll save and heat it back up in the air fryer
>>146168939this was last week btw
>>146169010Grandpa it's been 10 years, get over it
Bills will winSteelers will winKangz will win and run the table.Screenshot this.
>>146168996>for NFL player gets paid to talk up the NuFL's productYeah...and...?
watch my bengies lose to the fucking titans thanks to our 'defensive.' even just a middle of the pack D and we'd be in the number 1 seed right now. it's a crime the way they're wasting burrow's prime years. This could have been an MVP season.
>>146169075huh?
>>146169083Most probable outcome.
>>146169083show betslip if you're so sure faggot
>>146169083>sam darnold winning an owl before any of the other 'elite qbs'would make me raff
>steelers without george pickensits over
>>146169123It's already been foretold. I'm not some degenerate gambler.
>>146169134>he doesn't know...
>>146169154>guy has a beer>he's an alcoholicyou're one of those fags, lame
>>146169004Why would they flex a morning game for an afternoon game? If the Seahawks or Packers were shit then that game would have gotten flexed but they're both playing for a playoff spot
>>146169183The image that destroyed /nfl/
>>146169203because it would be more convenient for me
>>146169010what did this say?
>>146169202If I bet a chip, I will gamble the farm. If I have a sip, I will end up in a coma. That's how it works.
>>146169087It's disastrous what they're doing. They really need to get a real scouting department and GM.
>>146169092>huh?
>>146169228The script for this afternoon's gamesSaquon gets injured on a dirty play
>>146169228it was a canadian man talking about gay sex with black men
>>146169243Based self-knower
IT'S ALMOST TIME BROS
>>146169288Also known as "just another day" in cucknadia. Anyways, who we got scoring 5 tuddies today?
>>146169228Why are posts getting deleted already
>>146169300hoooooooooooly underage post
>>146169316it's darnolds day/month/year, 5 tds no pix take it to the bank
Unironically shit games
Who should I root for in the playoffs?
>>146169333
>>146169324>Why are posts getting deleted alreadybitchknees is getting ready to purge when his DEI team gets their bussy blown out again.
Darnie will save the /nfl/, just like he did his career. Screenshot this.
>nice stress free day of football
>>146169300That girl is only 11 bro
>>146169344My Vikies play tomorrow though...
>>146169300I want her to beat the shit out of me.
>people still don't have 4chanx
>>146169300her feet are huge compared to the rest of her body
>>146169338>>146169380you're joking right? she looks 30
Are we just not even bothering with game threads for these shit games?
>>146169420Make your own then
>>146169300She should be in Kill Bill 3
>>146169420join us redzone chads
Thank you Commies, for raising our draft pick. With a Bengals win today, we will definitely move into the top 10.
>>146169418I was just messing around I don't know who she is
that's a penaltyfuck off VAR
I take 3 poops already this morning go browns
>>146169456i'm slowingly falling inlove with this women...
>>146169501Where did you take them?
Good Awoofternoon frens:3
>>146169444Checked. I will but be warned I will be discussing the Bengals and questioning the sexual preferences of Joe Burrow.
>>146169456>it's a bong episode
>>146169468aight i'll let it slide this once but this is a humor free zone, only serious football discussion from here on out capiche?
Chase Young sucks so much. He'll probably be out of the league after this season.
>>146169501Weird, I usually leave them
Hey it's legedary raper Busta Rhymes
>>146169505She doesn't even know you exist. Stop being so fucking pathetic.
>>146169529Her tits, my mouth.
>>146169529I hate these racially ambiguous looking women. Absolutely disgusting. I only like white and hapa women
>>146169529It's wild how many busts there were in the 2020 draft.
>>146169456>>146169505based taste
>>146169568k
>>146169557bros...
Chiefs game is starting :3
how was your weekend?
Kelshit is ded
>>146169593There's a woman at work who looks like her but without the bug eyes and she's so fucking beautiful bros.
The media are not your friend
KC is so lucky
>>146169718Her massive peepers are her best feature
>Daniels runs 17 yards for a one-yard gainjust give him ROTY already
>>146169636:3 fren. <(^~^<)
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!
>>146169737>luckyYeah..."lucky"
>>146169554I have a really good song of his I can't (not an original)
>>146169834cringe
>>146169737It really is just disgusting.
there's nothing like the feeling of a throbbing erection erupting in your mouth, don't you guys agree? the seahawks are going down tonight btw!
No Commies v Saints gamethread?
>>146169529Looking forward to when Autumn is a milf
>>146169856Cry more, muttlover
>>146169737It's not luck
>>146169887>pdsyikes
>>146169882here you go >>146169954
>>146169911>worshipping some black he watches on tvyikes
>>146169968>racism outside of /b/ISHYGDDT
>>146169986>you can't say black or you're a wayyyyyysis!kwab
>>146169854Huh?
>>146170040it's racism if you don't capitalize the B, sweetie
I'm glad theyre cracking down on illegal motions and illegal men downfield this season
>>146170083Deal with it.
How are the Redskins failing this badly in the redzone against my Saints?
>>146170111In week 1, why did they only call that against the Ravens and not the chiefs though?
>>146170139the whom?
>>146170162>nobody>literally no one at all>you:>>REEEEEEE CHIEFS!!!!!!
>muh heckin probowlersOlsen is too good for this tard.>30 yards of lateral movement for a 2 yard gain.Kek
>>146170166They are that team from New Orleans.
>>146170162Mahomes is the NFL's golden boy. Shan't be allowing his drives to stall. Also, great catch by McClaurin.
>>146169834Ref no call that shit all the time. How about you stop a fucking play?
>Bryce Dung
>>146170192>he is mindbroken by the webmskwab
>>146170350see >>146170062
>>146170050Can't find this very obscure remix of one of his songs that I had on soundcloud years ago
>>146170221why did you reply to yourself?
>>146170440see: >>>/lgbt/
dolphins game looks over alreadydogshit defense, dogshit QB that they should've replaced instead of extended, fire everybody
>>146170493ironic
>>146170525>n-no ukwab, concession accepted.
Josh loses the MVP race today kwab
Haener just threw a dart
Chiefs and Ravens fans like to pretend that their big white slot receivers aren't receivers because they're listed as "Tight End" (A receiver position)
>>146169834I have seen Hutchenson play a similar play and get a pick off of it against Rodgers.https://youtu.be/miab_PoOZ7A?si=prAANLaiK6GNrBWDHuh weird why did they shed my block oh shit a pass better get into the flats!!!If Travis fucking Kelce is shedding you as a block fucking drop back into coberage because guess fucking what it is going to him.
>>146170592TYBH
>>146170580>>146170440
Why is Foster Moreau blocking an edge rusher one on one?
>>146170656it's not like they trust him to run routes, what else should he be doing?
>>146167319Even if they beat Cleveland and the Jets, they're not going to beat both Houston and San Francisco. One or the other, easily, but probably not both. And Cleveland isn't a guarantee either. But assuming they do manage to win out, Denver's not losing two, the Chargers are at least losing one, and Baltimore could easily lose three with the way they're playing right now. And the Colts are almost certainly losing at least one more.
>>146169964Thanks dawg. have a ball
>>146170468I deleted it, sorry
>>146170645>>146170580
>Dan Campbell entering the stadiumI HAVE THE POWER
>>146170706>can't run routes>can't catch>can't blockso why is he out there at all?
>146170752thanks for the W :^)
>>146170760Their still paying him. Sunk cost fallacy. Same reason jerruh keeps Ackkk
>>146170760>can't hold the ball>can't hold your bowels
>Bills fixin to get they ass waxedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfArN-e2OU
>>146170741You son of a bi....Now this kino is lost forever
Oh lawd deliver me
>>146170794>>146170580
>>146171042
wow, another W, neat!
>>146171159>>146171159>>146171159next
>>146167868>>146167917he mad
>>146169529gyattdayum
