Serie A, Matchday 16:>Monday 16th December20:45 Lazio 0 - 6 Inter(Upcoming) Serie A, Matchday 17>Friday 20th December20:45 Hellas Verona - Milan>Saturday 21st December15:00 Torino - Bologna18:00 Genoa - Napoli20:45 Lecce - Lazio>Sunday 22nd December12:30 Roma - Parma15:00 Venezia - Cagliari18:00 Atalanta - Empoli20:45 Monza - Juventus>Monday 23rd December18:30 Fiorentina - Udinesse20:45 Inter - ComoRemember to renew your Marmotta League subscription, buy a new bottle of meds and stay fresh, solid and dry freezed.
Eleonora Sayaka
>>146195484My riomma:)
negru
>tfw Jj tomorrow
My head hurts
I miss >her bbilanbros...
>>146195605Based
chivu
>>146195723'nomenissmo 'n 'rie 'ss
>(4-2-3-1): Perin, Savona, Locatelli, Gatti/Kalulu, Danilo, McKennie, Thuram, Yildiz, Koop/Adzic/Fagioli, Weah, VlahovicWhat the FUCK is this schizo shitI'm 1000% staying home tomorrow to watch this live
Do you think he'll take advantage of Club World Cup to head off to Turkey and get a transplant while nobody's noticing?
Massimiliano Allegri leaned back in his chair, his sharp suit impeccably tailored, but his mind far from the tactics board in front of him. The espresso on the desk had long gone cold, but he didn’t notice. His thoughts were elsewhere, drifting toward the young coach who had turned Bologna into one of the most disciplined sides in Serie A. Thiago Motta had caught his eye months ago—not just for the way his team pressed high and played with daring precision, but for the quiet intensity he carried on the touchline. Motta’s gaze was like a deep through ball, cutting through Allegri’s carefully maintained defenses. They met that evening in a quiet corner of the Stadio Renato Dall’Ara, after Juve’s scrappy 1-1 draw with Bologna. Allegri had just finished his post-match interviews when he spotted Motta standing by the tunnel, arms crossed, his lips set in a faint smirk. “I see you’re still a fan of pragmatic football,” Thiago teased, his voice low and warm. “And you’re still dreaming of perfect triangles,” Allegri shot back, but his words softened with a smile.
Just saw a black man outside the window
Thiago stepped closer, the scent of fresh grass and adrenaline lingering on him. “There’s beauty in control, Max. In shaping something chaotic into something... fluid.” Allegri felt his pulse quicken, though he masked it with his trademark stoicism. “Control can only take you so far. Sometimes, you have to trust instinct.” Thiago tilted his head, his dark eyes narrowing playfully. “Is that why your defenders hoof the ball out of danger instead of playing out from the back?” Allegri chuckled, the sound surprising even himself. “You’ve got jokes, I’ll give you that.” But the moment stretched between them, the teasing falling away like defenders beaten by a perfect one-two. There was an unspoken rhythm here, a shared understanding born not just of their love for the game but for the way it mirrored life—tactical battles, moments of improvisation, and the beauty of connection. Before either could overthink it, Thiago stepped closer, his voice soft now. “You know, Max, maybe we’re not so different. Football is just about finding the right partner... someone who moves with you, who knows where you’ll be before you even get there.” Allegri’s breath caught, his usual quick wit replaced by the raw honesty of the moment. “You think we could be that kind of team?” Thiago’s smile was a goal in stoppage time, unexpected and brilliant. “I guess there’s only one way to find out.”
>>146195771bbilan or Laziu player?
>>146195749The fucking Mbangula-Yildiz-Weah combo on the front is so easy to do, please someone sack Mottard
>>146195771argiepizzabro has come earlier this week
>>146195763His hair looks normal. Its just the hair regrowing from his (stupid) haircut he had
>His hair looks normal
>>146195771It's called shadow person, chud
I just Ruggeri'ed it and asked her 2 study togetherRuggeri is a shartalanta player so this is soccer related btw
>>146195815you just KNOW his albanian genes are nuclearizing his hairline
>>146195749>Locatelli CBFINALLY
nihao
>>146196149Is this yongyong li
>>146196206No. Its Li Fangwei And his wife
God I want this one so much
Calcio /biz/ idea: Qwopmeiners
4 goal ai gobbi che non li si vedono sempre, mascherato dal pareggio finale, ma sono cmq 4 goal rifilati anche a loro
>>146197450Svrely the gobbi in question were coached by le evil max alekre
>>146195749I hope calgiari wins. Would be cool for a non mainland island team to go far in the coppa. something different for once. juve doesnt care about the cup when they got ucl and everyone injured
Golazo bvllrella
>ass monaco bottega cara
good morning /seriea/, new fabbrica zingaro anthem just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDDuCrbOBI0
Good morning >Gordon Singer, Elliott's number 1 and former owner of Milan, was at the club's 125th anniversary party. Absent is Gerry Cardinale, the current owner, who has a debt (vendor loan) of almost 700 million towards Elliott to be paid by 31/08/2025
>Dybala to Galatasaray
Gm sirs, got my essay feedback already... yer man is on the right course, I'm so happy no cap
In January 1997, the "Mani Pulite" investigation on Italian politics certified a transfer of 22 billion lire of slush funds from Fininvest's secret safe owned by Silvio Berlusconi and called "All Iberian" to a foreign account held by politician Bettino Craxi. This discovery caused a widening of the investigation that brought to light, after a series of rogatory letters, a system of pyramid transfers of illegal money in favor of AC Milan players: as much as 122.5 billion lire (61 million Euros) passed into the current accounts located in several tax havens of some Rossoneri players in the 1991-1994 period.The total of slush funds rose to 190 billion lire (95 million Euros), considering the years up to 1997. In summary, for the three Scudetto seasons of Capello's Milan, 20 million Euros were annually paid out illegally as extra salaries to Milan's players: all, of course, tax-free. The cover is one of Fininvest's countless fake companies, the "News and Sport Time", that was supposed to take care of the players' image rights, but it never happened.Money was paid to the players but the puppet companies did not then "use" the players for advertising means. That money, which went out the door, would come back in the window to the athletes' account, as additional but "tax-free" compensation. Fun fact: the names on the slush funds list would be coded using the last two letters of the players' first and last name. Stefano Eranio for example would thus become "Noio."Ranking of emoluments paid to Milan players through slush funds: Van Basten 42.645 billion lire, Gullit 18.271 billion, Lentini 25.880 billion, Rijkaard 8 billion, Papin 4.889 billion, Baresi 4.500 billion, Maldini 4.355 billion, De Napoli 1.297 billion, Panucci 1.177 billion, Eranio 760 million, Tassotti 520 million, Savicevic 441 million.The All Iberian trial ended on 22 November 2000, when Corte di Cassazione declared Silvio Berlusconi's acquittal due to the statute of limitations of the offense.
>>146203318Riomma might unironically get relegated
Perin; Savona, Kalulu, Locatelli, McKennie; Koopmeiners, Thuram; Conceicao, Yildiz, Mbangula; Vlahovic.
Team of the season so far?De GeaHien-Goodmorning(sirs)-DimaOrsolinus-Bare-Ederson-TavaresGuardauomo-Retegol-Thuram
>>146193830the absolute state of calcio knowledge of this retard
>>146203536>Muttuidi LB>Locatelli CBI fucking kneel, not even the Tuscan bald bastard could reach such levels of schizophrenia
Mudryk with a Sinner moment!
>>146203651Stfu you fucking allegriano, mottus will destroy nicola's gigacorazzata with his epic 2-7-2 god-level tactics, allegri would've difeso e basta
>>146203651In a few years we'll be reposting that lineup with very comfy memories
>>146203678 >>146197081 kek
>Gordon Singer, Elliott's number 1 and former owner of Milan, was at the club's 125th anniversary party. Absent is Gerry Cardinale, the current owner of reddit, who has a debt (vendor loan) of almost 700 million towards Elliott to be paid by 31/08/2025
>>146203906Very interesting hairline that
MCCSF
>>146203649You'll never guess what "so far" means
0 dangerous shot but maybe it's too difficult to understand for someone used to watch mottard's sterile possession
>>146204098Mo pressing high, always getting the ball back and only losing the rythm after Gila gets injured isn't a sign of domination in the first part of the first half. Keep seething about my posts.
>>146203651It's really funny until you realize that this is the only way to rest the defence a little bit
>>146203412>>146203958Arent there laws against spreading fake news in germany?
you will never be swiss
Lele Adani is posting ITT from belgium
>Luca Lucci, AC Milan's most prominent ultras already involved in an investigation into San Siro's organized tifo, was re-arrested along with eight other people as part of an investigation into a narcotics trafficking ring. The investigation, coordinated by Milan prosecutors, led to the seizure of about three tons of hashish, 255 kilos of marijuana and 53 kilos of cocaine. The facts took place between June 2020 and March 2021.
Not calcio
Trvthnuke bbilan doesn't belong in any serie a discussions
>>146203536why are you posting a formation?>>146203906wholesome ukraine moment
>Pyppala to Turkey Kwaboty
>>146204404And this should be considered illegal because....????
>>146204680You are living in a failed state. There are several african countries that are in every way better than bosnia
>>146203958>the current owner of redditReddit = richbvlls4chin = poorfags
>>146204752>king cuck-osimeme (dzeko)>twink>poopmeiners-amrabat-torreira>kostic-savic-denswil-ayan>muslerawhere would the turk league seriea team finish in current serie a?
>wanda introduces her new boyfriend to maxi
>>146204847probably realiable top 4 or 5 with the right manager, Atalanta tier.
>>146204872he's just like me fr frf
>>146204847Vltra domination, wins the league in december
>>146196021>-ACK
New super league nothingburger is up
>>146204958New UK weather forecast is up too, looks like the north of Scotland can expect at least 6 inches, a hard frost and a stiff breeze.
>>146205086based SS drivers
>>146204872What is the female equivalent of a bvll? She is it
>>146196525Casemiro used to be good?
>>146205142torella?
>unify league says the current schedule is unsustainable >adds six gorillion matches including a whole week of matches overdose everyone will get tired ofwhat do they mean by that?
Milan?Futuro.
Borriello
>>146205142Scottona
>>146205225>Northern Italian v Southern Italian
>>146205206sgorbi
If you do little jumps Balotelli dies
Do not look up the latest Raspadori news
>coppa shitalia home game against lower table unsignored castedduGonna bet a centello on a dildiz gol
My Retroid Pocket 5? Finally delivered :)
>>146205695Pics?
I forgot the Coppa Italia fixtures...Its over, im not baking ever again.
>Charalampos KostoulasBelgio we have a new Balkan meme to shill
>The drop in ratings for Italian football continues. For the free live broadcast of Lazio Inter offered by Dazn only 1,347,412 total viewers connected. Last year, with the match being pay-per-view, it was 1,421,158 viewers. Compared to the full matchday of last season, 5,380,000 viewers versus 5,997,000. Since the beginning of the Serie A season the drop amounts to 13,7 million after 16 matchdays.
Me? Still dancing to juve storia in the shower
>>146205809>Lazio InterIt's almost like those teams attract no fans whatsoever
>>146205813
>>146205797>Charalamposholy shit i rate himimagine the synergy with christos papadopoulos
This is the typical match that juventus wins like 7-1 and motta gets ultra-spompinated, also dildiz scores MULTIPLE golazi because he finally plays in his muh comfy cuckcage positionerino
>>146205797I WILL shill him>>146205809Weird, thought that these teams were extremely popular worldwide, I don't understando
>>146205809okay it may not be enthralling but at least it's balanced
>>146205809Happening with sports all over the world I think
Went to the library and a cute librarian girl smiled at me, if only Motta wasn't about to destroy my happiness in 4 hours this would be an excellent day
>>146205809but the problem is piracy
>>146205995Kek the old shitalian excuse BUT EVERYBODY DOES IT
>>146205809>let's go full internet broadcast in a nation with internet networks stuck in 2011parable or bustsimple as
>>146205963Cagliari gangrape Jj 7-0, Motta is sacked, Allegri is rehired and Vlahomeme is shipped to New Pakistan aka. the EPL for a few bucks
I just saw everyone's favorite socialist Jurgen Klopp in a TV commercial
Mo Marra manda di nuovo a casa la scena
Hope the Croatcel is enjoying Clive
>>146205809Ah Dazn, the same people who were the only ones willing to show up for FIFA to broadcast their shitty mega giga club world cup.
Spidey senses are telling me Casteddu finna get the dub
do not look up the early life of the dude that owns dazn.
evening fellas, getting ready for my weekly jj lobotomy
>>146206484>weeklyIt's biweekly at this point
>>146206498thought about using that word but biweekly means every 2 weeks, no?
>>146206504>happening or appearing every two weeks or twice a weekYou might be right, but I might be right aswellI hate English so much it's unreal
keep your gay weeks to yourself
>>146206532after years of posting in /seriea/, I have concluded that anons are generally more friendly with me when I post pics of ex's feeta. why is that?
>>146205727Soon, I need to set all the 74926392 emulators up
It feels like since duccio left his character has split into different anons
ciao amichihow do i learn italian?i've some elementary experience but don't know how to get better
>>146206555Bruh
>>146206555that just looks like severe mental illness to me, which coincidentally also answers your question.
>>146206585He hasn’t left
>>146206585all me btw
>>146206655He did. You are just still in denial
Play Cadzzic
>>146206688I can sense him through the Hancko posts
AC Calcio Milan Best colors in /seriea/ no debate Enjoy this video of my novia being cool https://x.com/runews/status/1868287746193899930?t=1bIWNQIU4yDVXx-mmFnHTw&s=08Anyways I'm really sick amigobros(black death)Shoutout to netherbro for helping me not make dumb posts, no sabes pero tu eres mi bro. [I used to like the movie life of pi till I realized eating the flesh and drinking the blood of another person(biting) to keep yourself alive is wrong (unless that someone else is Jesus, who is blessed for ever amen.)]
>>146206210His album is kino but also poorfag-repellent. That's why shitalians and motta fans don't like it
>>146206790Very good post. But watch out meloni is not a good politician. I hope you get healthy soon! Also Forza Milan!
>>146206854Thanks means a lot coming from the you amigobro Forza Milan!
odds play a game of counter strike and find a movie to watchevens go to the baretto for a pint (that turns to five pints)
my xmas holiday started today. feels gud man
>>146206914I recently watched this and I was really surprised how good the movie is.>https://youtu.be/6-G39n2sCVU?feature=shared
Twinkazzo + zingaro = zingarazzo
Hold on you are saying there's a horizon zero down lego game
>game called zero down>main character looks and acts like her downs has downs
>>146207001Hahaha omg. Stop being so funny please. I already trained my 6pack today.ahahha
i love big tits
saw a girl today picking up mail parcels from boxes. she was wearing a super short skirt and kept bending over. mo the sights that have been seen...
>this is unironically the best squad that this sport has to offer in 2024
>>146207184So many serie ass talents!
>>146207038yeah but it's neither as good as other lego games (even recent ones) or even as good as horizon. skip it imho.t.played all the lego games
>>146207184Suddenly the outbreak of ACLs makes so much sense
>>146207184grim
>>146207210based
>Paulo #Fonseca ha visitato oggi il carcere minorile 'Cesare Beccaria' e si è confrontato coi giovani detenuti: "Chiedere aiuto non è un motivo di vergogna, ma di grande consapevolezza"I just find it funny how Fonseca seems to be really good on the human side of things, and that it's likely why he's failing in a team with players as retarded as bbilan
>>146207299You can really tell he cares about the bbilan project, scouting some maranza or negrus himself instead of sending the club scouts
Good first half. #PSVHFC
Dei delitti e dei bbilan negrus
>>146207299>is milan coach>goes to talk with juve fans?
>>146207364kek
>Vlahovic got into an argument with Motta and didn't get called up
Lautardo zingaro straight swap
>>146207405Juve treble
Teun as one half of the double pivot should be intrasting.
>>146207299>Chiedere aiuto non è un motivo di vergogna, ma di grande consapevolezzais that why every time in front of reporters he hints that Milan management does not stand up for him?
https://x.com/redpilldrifter/status/1868229825640772012
>>146207437B-but lucifer ia the good guy trying to help humans
>>146207422So retarded, I love it
>>146207422>locatello cb
>>146207463Surely Giuntoli will give Motta an actual defence instead of leaving him stranded with two CBs at disposal for two matches a week
>>146207449According to Devilman Crybaby he's an albanoswiss tier twinkazzo
>>146207490I believe it
Yesterday's victory triggered another burinian civil war
>>146207422>Savona, Grigor>Kalulu, Loca, McCicken, Koop, Thuram, Mbangula, Coinceicao>Yldiz, Serb
>harriet tubmancivbros...
>>146207476yeah but what about selling the roachlet and buying zirksneed for 50m?
Maranzas are bvlls
Which radio station will live-comment the Jj game?
>>146207541
>>146207679
Generation of phenomenons
Tonight? La Teun will do a worldie performance and convince Motta to play him where he's supposed to
>Toni Kroos spoke to Tuttosport: Serie A ? "I think that in recent years the level has increased significantly. AC Milan beat Real at the Bernabeu."Facts
>>146207541But why tho lolSurely we'll get equivalent figures from our continent
>>146207679Radio 1 I think
>>146207726Either that or >we will unironically lose against Cagliari's B team
>>146207741We will find a way to draw on penalties
>>146207739Thanks, won't even have to mess around then!
>>146207769Stop posting old hags
>>146207757I honestly don't even know what the shape of this team on and off the ball will be, like what if Koop drops even lower since he's been a CB in the past
>>146207769She is so cute
>>146207808Did she answer your message>
I'm standing up during the anthem.
>Serie A anthem for Coppa Italia ?
What the fuck was that
Jj' Facundo González starts tonight alongside Jj target Dávid Hancko
>>146207930THIS will be the Juventus CB combo in 2025-26Also apparently Hancko is a summer target rather than a winter one, according to the noncing Allah
>stadium is emptyJj is ded club
>>146207949It's Tuesday people are working and kids have school
Jezas, Di Gregorio saved our ass again
>>146207894
>>146207969Im sorry bro, don't make it destroy you
>>146207930facundo and a bunch of greek memes will save jjhenk will join manure for 60m
>Cagliari are playing their B team and Jj are playing their A teamKek
1 Redmond
Hancko assist on a bretty gud Zépiqueno Redmond gol
>>146207980My coworker will probably see her tomorrow maybe I will know more then
Guèpequeno Redmond
>>146208047Stop being so needy let the girl breathe
I've seen enough, Cagliari will win
>ZingaroHe will never fucking score
>>146208047nah be chill. also the coworker can sabotage you.
Walter maranzas
>Evani: “Roberto's CV speaks for itself, he has coached important teams and has plenty of experience. He would bring back the team spirit that is missing from Milan. They need a manger like Roberto.“Yeah we need another shinteristi that sabotages >us sure>>146208062I am literally doing nothing (because I dont care)
this is the last Jj match before my 30th birthday, fuck me
>>146208144The team looks so dead inside
>>146208128Isn't he a washed drunk that hangs out in middle schools "scouting" talents
just how many anons are born in December wtf
>>146208151they are in a sense, with 9 injured players recovering rn
5’3” and an attitude will score and assist a few today dont worry
>>146208120I dont think she has a reason to. We are friends.
January is the official /seriea/ month
This but it's clearly March
>>146207737civ needs more diversity despite being a game about different civilizations (kind of)i guess they ran out of relevant women for that era or something?
Mckennie's crossing gfhuihjuigfhigfh
>vinciguerraKino surname
I still play civ 3
>>146208202come on, he's just a defender.
I still play mech warrior 2
Mckennie is jj's best player after vlahovic
>>146208193People who don't think she makes sense as a potential leader need to read about her. Sure she wasn't a president, but she was an important american leader and hero in her own right.
Damn that lil’ nigga is fast with his feet
is fotmob having a laugh or are ((they)) seriously playing with this defensive line up?
>>146208278It's real
>>146208278It's real and he is already playing better than Bremerd ever did
>>146208284good god
>>146208278Motta has given up and so have I
>>146208173wasnt she angry you almost got busi??you need to become immune to rejection. then you can go for any girl.
>>146208291Kek without allegri bremer is a bidonazzo sempre rotto
I'm desperate, just fucking score
>>146208330Go back to Discord, tranny.Allegri and Bremerd are both shit and none of your pathetic shitposts will change that
Can Koop fucking STOP trying to score from corners
Dat Lil nigga is playing like crazy He’s scoring tonight fo’ sure
why is he replying to himself?
does anybody have that webm of that terrible Empoli corner against Roma?
fortissimo kupmainer
>>146208366terminal twitterism
>>146208374
>>146208359the Dutch Schizo Alberto
>>146208329No she got angry because I did not spend much time with our team during the Christmas party
>>146208236did you copy paste that from somewhere?
Kek conceicao was a folletto dribblante and a talento cristallino at the start of the season and now after just a few months of thiagotta he can't jump his man to save his life
ZINGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we are so fucking vlach
based vlachomeme>>146208082(You)
zingarus
>>146208417Lmao fuck you. Yeah I actually did
our savior
>bully the zingaro >he stops being shit kinky bitch
FINALLY
tfw twinkazzo has a shit_baits.txt
It's been 45 min already?
he is shit. despite being in the top5 2024 goalscorers in all european top leagues combined, he's still shit. he misses 8 out of these and demands praise when he manages to put one in.
>win tonight >spam this defense every game>????>profitIt's happening
Lmao poorfags are spompining dildiz for the assist equivalent of a tap in and not vlahovic (allegrian player)'s goal
I have a feeling we'll have to use pic related today
>>146208500He's literally the only goalscorer in the team, I don't want to imagine a world without him anymore after how shite >we were while he was injured
I'm feeling a cheeky Mutandwa goal to drag it to benuldies
>>146208521Same, I'm not falling for it anymore
Why is 3-5-2 so cozy and 4-3-3 so uncozy
>>146208526I was only happy about him scoring against City is that probably we could sell him in the winter for some money and get fucking Osimhen instead.>literally the only goalscorer in the teambut man, his chance conversions are terrible, we need a better 9.
>>146208562>we could sell him in the winter for some money and get fucking Osimhen insteadA renewal for him is unironically more likely
>>146208562There is no better 9 atmOsimhen is a mental negru and what he's done at Napoli last season is proof he should never get close to a big club ever
>>146208562>but man, his chance conversions are terrible, we need a better 9.not saying it's not true at times but the quality of our chances is fucking garbage >get fucking Osimhen instead.lolemaybe icardi too
Oh Vlahovic zingaro di merdaZingaroZingaro Zingaro di merdaaaa
>>146208577god I hope not>>146208590he would fit the system better than Vlaho
>>146208610Latest rumors were 7m+2+1
>>146208610Giuntoli said that his renewal was one of the main objectives of the club like a month ago, plus I'm pretty sure that a second striker is more urgent
>Deliziosa ads are backNever muted my TV faster
>>146208597>the quality of our chances is fucking garbagethat's why jj would need a classic 9 who does what vlaho did in this match and just stays in the box waiting for a conceicao or yildiz pass>>146208622>his renewal was one of the main objectives of the club like a month agohe's a fraud then, we need defenders more than anything.>a second striker is more urgentwe are playing Koop wrong, he and yildiz should be two 10s in the middle of the midfield, tops. problem solved.
50m for Zirkzegru
>no halftime normiegram slagsgeneral is ded
>>146208659I meant middle of the opponent's half.
Secret Level Renewed For Season 2 At Amazon
>>146208688Vlaho renewal (sponsored by Amazon) when?
>Mattia #DeSciglio is ready to leave #Empoli in January. Keeeeeeeeeeek
https://www.hellasverona.it/en/news/hellas-verona-takes-to-the-pitch-alongside-enpa-with-seven-puppies-from-the-dog-and-cat-refugeThey must stay up fras
>>146208701Holy shit I now remember the Amazon sponsorship rumors before we got Save The Children or so
the sound cuts out whenever there's a replay???
They should have set the new mafia game in napoli.
>>146208723Haiti secret services won't have that
>>146208748It was supposed to be Ita Airways
That wasn't Bonucci was itPlease tell me it wasn't
>>146208677It’s the ngoppa di ScotRail last 16
KOPE
DUCCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KOOP
Unlocked?
Kek and mo who hears the poorfags about this free kick (literally a mario party minigame)
Yes juvesisters we're gonna win the coppa the season is saved and we have reached our potential!
I was about to post "Swissbanian took more risks writing that message than Koopmeiners in this entire past month" but I instantly got btfo
Nice spoon goal by zingaro but the marmot didn't approve of that
>>146208895Was offside tbf
>>146208866people actually believe that shit?
Great movements by baby moor
>>146208877Shooting a free kick is a "risk" in serie ass
Noooooo, too fast
what did Casteddu's wall mean by that free kick?
Kek in serie ass when a team is down by 2 goals they literally just stop playing and scans for the rest of the match unless it's a farsa like inter-juventus 4-4WHY DON'T PEOPLE WATCH OUR EPIC VLTRA COMPETITIVE LEAGUE
>>146208935https://youtu.be/Ep-E2e3iNmI?feature=shared
>>146208866Lmao what the fuck is this lie? Hondurans have guns by the boatload. Olancho is basically a latin texas in how prominent gun ownership is. Its the city people who don't like guns. Ask the san pedran honduran he knows
Ok now sub Zingarolet so we can meme some stuff
Zépiqueno Redmond goled again
No risk High reward
Too many chances wasted, that's the team's main problem
zingaro is a literal schizo with chances
Conceicao bet his own life on his own goal
>>146208763They should do a gomorra game
Golazo dildiz
Oh yeah Nico is a Juve player
Nico IN
Chico is in great physical form but pls pass the ball or so
Do you guys think strikers ever have to go through friends or family telling them theyve bet big money on them scoring and then getting mad when they dont
This is the 2nd corner he hasn't given kek, how are we getting refballed by CAGLIARI in NGOPPA
>the ball is deflected>no corner
I said I want Adzic not Azzi
>>146209130Rocchi enabled SBMM in Juventus lobbies
Chico > Sana
>two offside golsThe history of this team in the last few years
SVRELY dildiz scored a golazo pinturicchiesco against Cagliari's P team in the coppa shitalia
SBMM = Sexy Big Milker Milfs?
>>146209182Sborril based match makingMeme feature of recent competitive shooters that makes it so that for every time you win a a game, the system forces your next matchmaking queue to put you up against people who have been grinding the game while you sleep, eat, shit or do literally anything but play the game and you keep getting thrown into MM queues like that until your stats are tanked hard enough to put you in a server with shitters, bots, AFK players and 2-3 players of your same skill level on the enemy team.
>>146209152san bandreas mod manager?
>>146209199Damn, sounds like Ubisoft could make a killing by releasing a shooter without this
>>146209199They also came up with something even worse lately, EOMMCOD itself has premium lobbies, where you get easier matchmaking if you spend money on microtransaction. Look that up, there's patents that explain it pretty well. Yeah it's THAT grim
Do you think all /seriea/nons have an inner monologue?
>>146209218I constantly have dialogues with people based on you anons, each one of you get his own voice
>>146209224Who is the loudest and who is the most feminine?
Kek that was terrible
alright pack it up lads
What is wrong with him
>>146209216people who willingly spend their free time playing muliplayer shooters deserve that shit
This man is genuinely schizophrenic, I cannot see any other way it makes any sense
my inner monologue voice tone? Califano
>>146209225Both are the Serie C striker
>>146209218The no inner monologue is a normalfag problem, so yes
>>146209241Hes claimed to hear voices before. I remember the article about it. Had a video
CALCHICO
Facundo González blunderpass leading to an MVV gol
Conceciao :3
He finally has his gol, he really wanted it
>>146209216Yeah early Source era server browsers must RETVRN, this shit is getting too annoying>>146209215The only shooter they released without this stuff has been Siege and they retrofitted it to have SBMM, they havent learned their lesson because they released another multiplayer FPS with SBMM in XDefiant, and that game is shutting down after being up for...3 months, lol.
>you catch yourself having inner monologue in english language
>>146209218How would people be able to read posts without inner monologue? Just read all of them aloud?
Adzic Adzic ADZIC is up
Why aren't the footballs being kidnapped in the cup?
First reply tells me what I text my crvshAlso with the sir ranieri this one you won it
>>146209256last year I had a gf who was 186, almost 13cm taller than me. kinda hot but weird walking in public.
>>146209218But I don't have an inner monologue
I'm honestly getting frustrated with jj and their under-performance on the league, there is literally no excuse for so many draws
>>146209279>Just read all of them aloud?Normies CONSTANTLY do this and it's probably the most annoying non-autist trait you can find in a person jfc
>>146209291If you think about stuff don’t talk with yourself?
>>146209218I played Disco Memesium a few months ago, replayed it and now i use the voice of the narrator to give my thoughts and mind an inner monologue. I also give every poster from every thread a voice with an accent depending on their flag.My favorite threads to read are ones with lots of French, German or Italian posters.
Incredible work rate my McKennie
I like when my players are attractive
Why are amerilards so shit at futbol? Please break mckenshit and weshits leg
>>146209322But I don't have one. I don't understand the question
Buongiorno, Adopo
>>146209332Name a single attractive player in jj
With this haircut, McKennie looks like an annoying middle aged Haitian woman you'd meet in Mafia 3
>>146209356Locatelli (Full Shave form)
>>146209344Thiaw
He can score?!?!
fuck
NICO
>>146209357That's what he fucking is. He's shit at futbol. Amerilards think he's the best in the world and the best in serie a
Zingaro could never
Shit goalkeeping that.
>>146209337Like just in general talking with yourself but in your head. Like when I went to the gym today I talked to myself „Okay first lets do 30min of cycling and then lets hop on the treadmill. Wait no lets put another exercise in between those two otherwise my legs get tired etc etc“You dont do that?
Good save by Artistotle
Mo you tell me why scuffet was so far outside of his goal, and I want a non-farsa answer
>Monza game on SundayThe gang gets yet another draw
>>146209400I was just playing around with that IQ meme where the subject can't comprehend abstract/conditional thought
Kek mottard was trying so hard to score 6 like limoneTonight beatriz will suffer
>>146209421faggot
1 assist by Weah
None of the players look any happy, especially not Zingaro and Chico, that's what I wanna see. Kinda seething that it was only 4-0, but apart from that, excellent second half.
may or may not have just bet a cheeky tenner on Cessna upsetting La Dea.
>>146209428Ahh now I get. I am a little bit slow today
>>146209421Bvll
>>146209436Fuck off chud. I punch fascists
>>146209470S-Spider cams hang that low?
It's again strange that Juve can seemingly effortlessly respond when they're backs are against the wall down late in a match or in a knockout game. I bet this would have been a draw if just a regular serie a match.
With Allegri you would've won 10-0 and he would've fucked on live Gigi Riga's dead body and Cagliari would've gotten penalized for that
My teams won :)
>>146209516The signore would have stopped him by wawing his arms and shouting NOOOO NOOOOOO with a disappointed expression on his face
>>146209512This team loves confidence, whenever it has some it does good shit. The matches against PissV and Genoa are gud examples, quickly went from meh to great. As a matter of fact I'm pretty sure that if Yildiz's gol against Venezia hadn't been ruled out, it would've quickly turned into a 3-0.
>>146209479negru
>All season, Milan have been linked with adding midfield depth to their squad, given there is virtually none at present. Whilst the Rossoneri have Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Yunus Musah and Ismael Bennacer, there have been regular worries about whether there is enough coverage within the ranks.>In fact, one of the players that they are looking at, Frendrup, is a target for several Premier League clubs, as well as a few Serie A teams – most notably Juventus, Fiorentina, and more recently Atalanta, according to Alfredo Pedulla.>A move in January is possible, but Genoa will request upwards of €20 million, which could be a difficulty for Milan.
>"I've always wanted to join Juventus. It's a club that I loved since childhood." Teun Koopmeiners
>Moncada: "We tried to buy Vinicius Jr. [then 17] and Jude Bellingham [then 20], but we couldn't compete with Real Madrid. We have to accept that."
>>146209581Made the pass that led to the first gole and scored a banger for the second, if Motta doesn't put him as a mediano in every match from now on I'll lose my mind
I just saw the same black man as the other night outside my window
>>146209616Stream it
Koop in less than half a season scored as many FK goals as Penaldo did in 3 years in 70-someting attempts.
>>146209556Then BVLLegri would've raped him (to death) too under cagliari's settore ospiti, with the rest of the stadium chanting MAX MAX MAXDAZN then uploads the footage on every platform, titling it "CORRIDA ALLEGRI: Mago Max fa il toro contro il Cagliari"
>>146209645>wall 25many such cases
Ayo hol’ upYou guys dont own Conceição?
>>146209662Oh don't mind us we're just pirating Conceicao until July 1st :)
tfw your inner monologue in different languages have different personalities
>>146209662He's going to Milan I can feel the jnculata by Moncada
>>146209677Not to be rude but this is schizophrenic
My inner monologue is French, but only in weeks where scottish chud says he doesn't want to go to France
>>146209688We have liberali
>>146209671>>146209688Looks like Jj lawyers managed to sneak in an option to buy clause for 30
>>146209579>only 20 millions for the best incontrista in Europe please be Atalanta if it does need to happen.
>incontrista Mo this isn't another made up role to pompare serie ass' talentissimi
What’s difference between incontrista and regista?
>Ballotta: "The game was over, Inter could have behaved differently. Without being cruel to an opponent who was clearly in trouble. And be careful, in football everyone remembers everything. If a situation ever happens the other way around, the Lazio players will keep in mind what happened. Inzaghi had nothing to do with it, it was the Inter players who could have stopped"
>>146209842Why is it holding the unactivated sword from Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet in its right hand?
>>146209793Gattuso and Pirlo
>>146209808Sour grapes. With how close things are goal difference could matter
>tfw jsut watched the Concord episode of Secret Level
>>146209857it's actually a diploma...
>>146209863Thanks
>>146209793incontrista (holding midfielder) is a roleregista (playmaker) is a duty
>>146209808
>>146209893Ty
>>146209893Wtf is this schizo shit kekAllegri didn't have any of those in his game
>>146209842I said „not to be rude“
Surely a man with a game like Allegri's has a job now
>>146209948He LITERALLY rejected every club that's called him
ynr Allegro's entourage perculating the Italian press claiming he totally was going to manage Halal if only he had wished so.
>>146209999Please give me a list of every trophy won by Thiago Motta as a manager.
>Musah and Okafore both injured between 10-28 days alongside Pulisic >Chuckwueze to start as RW against Verona and Fonseca rumored to consider bringing in another youth player this time Filippo Scotti from primavera
>4th quads in a weekthat's it I'm buying an Epiphany lottery ticket
>>146209730Jorge Mendes pretty much said that he absolutely wanted to stay, and Giuntoli also confirmed he would, the world bends how Mendes wants it to after all
>>146210096Ye sounds like Genoa rejected a 25 mil offer from Liverpoo in the summer for him so dont see them selling in January
>>146210088>Zepiqueno Redmondthought someone with a name like that would look a lot more mutted than he does desu, also Zepiqueno sounds like a very cool name.
>>146210096>>146210131Shit I’m a retard thought you were replying to the Morten Frendrup postYe 5’3” and an attitude prob getting permanent buy from Jj
>>146210137Fun fact: he is named after Zé Pequeno from the brazilian film City of God, and has already built a fan base in brazil as a result.
sex offender regista
>Zepiqueno>it's realare the parents obsessed with cidade de deus
FOZZA JUBA
>”Koopmeiners had to go out because he played with the flu today.”Has feverposting gone too far?
>>146210222Someone needs to make him some minestrone
the surinamese night stalker
When I get the flu, I can barely make myself get a jewbiscuit, how are these footballers playing whole ass football games?
>Motta: "Koopmeiners?" He can also be a central defender because he is a great player with a beautiful attitude".Good schizopost
>>146210293He actually played CB back at AZ
>>146210300Imagine the pairing with Hancko, Facundo and Peer
did Motta actually manage to find a reason for Cloacatelli to wear a football jersey or did he do well only because had to mark Lapadula?
>>146210308Peer is a midfielder coming into his own this season at a wishywashy AZ
>[REDACTED] makes chiesa play 2 meters ccloser to the center instead if on the left wingUHMMMMMMMMMMM WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU CHUD??????? YOU ARE RUINING KIKKO'S EPIC TALENT, LELE ADANI TOLD ME HE'S A FULMINE SULLA FASCIA, THAT'S NOT HIS ROLERINO>motta fields attacking midfielders as centerbacks and mckennie as centerforwardCENIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
mo peer schuurs didn't carry bremerd
There's something very schizophrenic about hating Motta and worshipping a bald fraud shitter like Allegru
Chiesa? Who?
>>146210393Schizo aggro comes with being a big club manager
Reminder [REDACTED] is actually anti-gobbo just like bonucci
kys Clive
>posting about your performance from two months agoBeans please stop being a schizo
>>146210432>I used to be a promising young talent you know?He can still do a Parolo and end up commentating for whoever will stream calcio in 2050 desu
I cracked the codeBusiness idea: armpits, but they're tatted
life is boundless mediocrity and distraction until you die when you're not looking which is what most people in this world hope for.
>>146211229>I cracked the codeI now remember that Swiss Eurovision song that won last year. And I also remember how small, think and pale that twink was, could it be...?
>>146211431have you tried cleaning your room, going out and building from the back? it worked for most
>>146211489have you tried thinking and speaking like a man and not like this? who talks like this? jesus..
>>146211431That's if you look at the glass half empty, may be full of mediocrity and distraction but I sure find it fun
>>146209616hope he rapes you and kill your family
good morning /seriea/Inter can breath a sigh of relief as neither Nicolo Barella nor Federico Dimarco have picked up serious injuries after coming off during the 6-0 thrashing of Lazio at the Stadio Olimpico on Monday night. >Inter President Beppe Marotta insists Atalanta are ‘among the prime candidates to win the Scudetto’ and will hold on to their leadership role for a while. ‘They are the hare and we are the hunters.’Reports on Tuesday suggest that former Italy national team head coach Roberto Mancini could be one of the options to replace Milan coach Paulo Fonseca should the club decide to cut ties with their current head coach in the future. >Marcus Rashford sent a huge signal to Juventus in their pursuit of the forward, who confirmed he is “ready for a new challenge” after Manchester United.Monza are reportedly leading the race to sign Chelsea midfielder Cesare Casadei in the January transfer window, as Alessandro Nesta and his team want a deal wrapped up with the Premier League outfit before the start of the January transfer window. >The likely departure of Paulo Dybala towards Galatasaray in January could put Roma in a battle with Juventus to sign his replacement, Napoli benchwarmer Giacomo Raspadori.Former Germany international Toni Kroos admits he’d see himself at Inter if he hadn’t retired and explains how Carlo Ancelotti convinced him to move to the Bernabeu in 2024.>According to reports, Theo Hernandez and his entourage were told he can leave Milan in January if a suitable offer is tabled, amid Manchester United interest.Former Milan striker and Ballon d’Or winner Marco van Basten believes that having more Italy players in the team could be part of the solution that helps the Rossoneri get back to the top of the Serie A table.
Good morning!>De Rossi: “I think Guardiola will be the target for the biggest clubs in Italy very soon: Juve, Milan, Inter.”
Puskasazo dimash
>>146214907pls no. hate him so much.
>fraudiolel>managing cash-strapped teams>in a nation with at least a modicum of doping detection control
Kojima looking mf on the metro
Big if true
>>146215591Pls be about Bruno G. and not that mouthbreathing fraud
AlnegruGODS = platochadsMottards = Descartescucks
>Xavi seems close to returning to the bench. According to the latest information, he is in advanced negotiations with Milan to lead the team in the near future. The talks could intensify in the coming weeks and the outcome could be known before the end of the seasonNot another medicore manager.We need Guardiola (or allegri)
Maybe just get better players
>hiring fraudolia in the midst of a schizo break
Knees weak, arms are heavyVomit on his sweater alreadyLugiano Sballetti
>Weah injured
>Il presidente del #Lille, Olivier #Letang: «#Osimhen ceduto al #Napoli a 70 milioni? Ne abbiamo incassati solo 7»Weird, where's the plusvalenza investigation?
- Allegri- Motta- Allegri- Motta- I'm a coach- And I'm a coach
is jjust-casteddu 2nd half worth watching?
>Russia announces it has developed a cancer vaccine, free for all citizens.
>>146216080Jealously guarded in a locked drawer of the Naples prosecutor's office
Allegri X Reader
>Juve plans a move for Tonali. They have to sell two important players to make it happen. Milan in the lead for Casadei in January.Tonali dont do this to me please
>>146216175STALKER irl incoming
>>146216195That’d be a huge signing. I could see them handing on to a Ngoppa Europa place if they swap Logadelli with Tonali
>>146216195Anon please don't tell me that you actually believe the Zozzoroni mercato news
>>146216256Not just zazzaroni's but he'll believe any claptrap falling his way in fact, his kin did not cross the Adriatic on a tub for nothing
>>146216270There are many levels of retardation, but I categorically refuse to believe that anyone is stupid enough to believe that Jj wants to sell Yildiz and Beans to buy Tonali, at this point even I can make up shit about the mercato
Why would good managers manage mediocre teams with no future
I'll make the new
>>146216285You WILL buy an issue of CorSportYou WILL contribute for Zazzaroni's dye job at a tanning salonYou WILL read transfer rumours bullshitYou WILL be happy
>>146216256>>146216285Juve always praised itself having italian players. Tonali obviously is one of the best italian midfielders and is also better than the two mentioned.
>>146216337
>>146216331To put it in perspective, it's the equivalent of (You)r team selling Leao and Gabbia to buy Ederson from Atalanta
