>Premier League>Saturday, 21st DecemberAston Villa 2-1 Manchester City (Duran, Rogers, Frauden)Brentford vs Nottingham Forest [15:00]Ipswich Town vs Newcastle United [15:00]West Ham United vs Brighton and Hove Albion [15:00]Crystal Palace vs Arsenal [17:30]>Sunday, 22nd DecemberEverton vs Chelsea [14:00]Leicester City vs Wolverhampton Wanderers [14:00]Fulham vs Southampton [14:00]Manchester United vs Bournemouth [14:00]Tottenham Hotspur vs Liverpool [16:30]>newsEngland 1966 World Cup squad member Eastham dies at 88Three Saudi clubs eye Rashford loan move/epl/ anons spend Saturday along at Tesco buying Quality Streets, Miniature Heroes, and Roses for lesser family membersDan Ashworth’s post-Man Utd PL ‘return’ tipped to be ‘done soon’ amid Arsenal, Everton interestprev: >>146222938
City are funny
>>146256805funny how?
uhsomeone please explain
>>146256817Funny like a clown, wet bandit Now go get your fucking shine box
what the FUCK happened
>>146256818Villa are back, just need one more cheeky player swap with either Chelsea or Newcastle and they'd be able to spend big in January
>>146256836You can probably trace it to the 2-2 against 10-man Arsenal The celebrations after that match were too bombastic even at the time. "Stay humble eh" is a meme for a reason The 3 wins after the Newcastle match, including a 1-0 at home against nailed-on relegation fodder, cover up the truth of the matter No wonder City are briefing such a big splurge in January
No but seriously what the actual fuck is going on with Manchesthair Shitteh?
No Rodri = No goalEverybody shitting on him winning Ballon D'or needs to apologize
>>146256836Caveat - City already have most of the toughest away fixtures of the season out the way:>Chelsea (W)>Newcastle (D)>Brighton (L)>Liverpool (L)>Villa (L)
>>146256911The club turned off the PED program in order to avoid embarrassment coming up to their trial. Chelsea picked theirs up (or more specifically, it kicked in at the tail end of last season) and got caught (no way just Mudryk is at fault lol) so it's all happening.The only other options are>Rodri is literally the glue that holds the team together>They're playing badly on purpose to get Pep sacked>They're losing on purpose (in a deal with the PL) to make the league 'competitive' and give Slot/Maresca their title win to go "See, see, it isn't all just City"In order of likelihood .
>>146256836Rodri got injured against Arsenal and they celebrated a draw against a 10 man Arsenal team (who are shit, before the resident schizo has a meltie at me) OTT and suddenly they couldn't really perform well.
need to raid city for their good players whilst we have a chance
>>146256990>good playersName them
What a surprise. I knew this mong would do it. Talkshite will be next.
>>146256952I don’t know what it is about this board and PED’s. Every time a team is playing well it’s always because they are doping according to spee.
>>146257015/sp/ is one of the lowest iq boards on the whole of the site, /b/ level. half the cunts in here would be classed as mentally disabled if only they were tested.
>>146257015Maybe because the players have suddenly lost pace and look exhausted
>>146256996Scott Carson
dsl roped in his rotterdam apartment
>>146257049I'm exhausted just watching football every 3 days. Can you imagine having to play?
>>146257015Or, you can clearly see a drop in quality? Or do you think Chelsea suddenly got good because erm they just did, OK?! City clearly are on the off-cycle, Chelsea are on it. You can see when a team isn't on PEDs because they are consistent and don't have players looking shattered a few months into the season.
24 hours to go until the largest protest in world football history. [[Note: The Yid Army had weeks and weeks of notice so no cope over a failure to attend can be acceptable. They had more than enough time to save up their dole to pay for train tickets/taxi fare/pay mumsy for a lift (they cannot drive, too cowardly and poor).]] FINK we will see a huge showing!!!!
>>146257015People that don't exercise and the ones that do juice to go to the gym so any athlete not taking PEDs is an anathema too them
>>146257139just gets funnier every time you post it mate, go on hop on your "canadian" persona next
>>146257092KDB looks gassed every single game even if he's not played for a week or ten days. The team is either on an off cycle or are laying low to avoid doping scandals which would condemn them in 115 before it even starts.>>146257157Him also using 'fink' just shows him cross his gimmick streams.>n-n-no I was just mocki-Nope.
City are 6th with 27 points and a GD of 4. If Fulham win today by at least 3 goals and Brighton win by at least 4 they'll both be ahead and punch City down to 8th. If Bournemouth win tomorrow they leapfrog into 5th (4th if Forest lose today). City will likely finish this weekend in 7th and could potentially finish in 9th.
>>146257157Cheers, I'll post the webms of the protests tomorrow - you'll be in them I'm sure because you really seem like someone who leaves his bedroom. And before you lie, yes we all know you're a Yid scum twat, only your subhuman kind would get THIS angry.
>26 seconds
>>146257141Mate you're fucking clueless. Everybody dopes in professional sports. The question is always 'is the chemical used banned' or not. Did you know a few years ago they found a chemical in spinach that massively helped muscle growth and stamina and shit, proving that PopEye had some actual basis in reality? Guess what? The substance wasn't banned. It was available to anybody who could afford it. So if you could afford it and had a 'team' that could extract it or synthesises it, you had an advantage that wasn't illegal in the rules. This is why Mudryk getting caught is funny. He possibly got given the wrong thing or something with too high a dose which triggered the doping alarm. But if you think Chelsea aren't doping despite being terrible last year, you're retarded..Especially since they're owned by guys who are into sports (Baseball, the most doped up sport in the world) If you can't see that City players look exhausted and barely seem to be able to jog and their performances, reactions and 'intelligence' is down, you're retarded.
>>146257234If Isak wasn't so injury prone, he'd easily be one of the best strikers in the league. I mean he is up there, but his injury record ruins it, at least from a purely goal/assist ratio.
All this effort to look at post times, post numbers, anything 4chan-related and yet he won't be in attendance tomorrow DESPITE the aforementioned weeks AND weeks AND weeks of notice. Desuarchive will reflect that the Yid Scum deserve not winning anything. The customers are meeting outside of the Yid Shop!
>>146257108How many fucking times has this happened in the past though? The same Mourinho that steamrolled the league in 15/16 found himself 16th and out of a job the very next season. Clubs and managers have to deal with an unprecedented amount of variables that can potentially define their seasons, dips and peaks are just in the nature of the game, doesn’t have anything to do with drugs. Pep and most of the Man City squad are probably in all seriousness bored with it at this point, Chelsea has been on an upward trajectory for a long time so it shouldn’t be a shock to anyone that >we are getting better as the clusterfuck of a squad has finally started to settle. Also Maresca is actually putting players in positions on the pitch they are good at, which helps. Anyway my point is not everything is a conspiracy. Even Man United under Ferguson went through periods if being shit.
>>146257255He’s also a retard that has as much composure as a drug addict waiting for his fix. If he stopped wasting chances he’d be right up there.
>>146257256>Desuarchive will reflect that the Yid Scum deserve not winning anything. The customers are meeting outside of the Yid Shop!The archive will also reflect on what a fucking sad lifeless cunt you are.
>>146257259>found himself 16th and out of a job the very next seasonThat was, to be fair, players downing tools. Chelsea immediately became 'good' again after he left. It isn't so much the fact the form is dipping, it's the individual players and how they look and act on the pitch. As I said >>146257242 here. They look exhausted. Even KdB when he hasn't played for two weeks, he looks gassed. There also was this weird City heavy criticism of the amount of games they had to play, and suddenly they're performing bad and are tired when they've never been like this before?I dunno. I can only look at what I see. Apart from Chelsea, no other team is massively better or worse than they were last year (bar City and Chelsea).
Hate watching never ever felt so good
>>146257278Would be funny if Newcastle signed Gyokeres. Imagine Newcastle with Isak and Gyokeres (both Swedish as well). Main reason for Newcastle's transformation is Tonali.
Think the end of Pep's tenure at City has been decided already. He might get a couple of weeks but he can win every match and he's still gone. Hugo Viana is on the phone right now to the replacement.
>>146257315>Gyokeresi recently learned that he was in a long-term relationship since teenage years with a professional ladies football player called Amanda Nildén (who played for Brighton ladies and now Spurs women) but dumped her last year for a bimbo Portuguese actress
>>146257315>swedish
>>146257315>Would be funny if Newcastle signed GyokeresYeah it would be - as in why the fuck would be join them you Geordie tranny cunt? They don't win ANYTHING and they're stealing the wages of their players' agents. use your tiny tiny tiny brain FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
>>146257015Liverpool customers have started throwing it at every club so whenever Liverpool are accused of PEDs (which is an open secret) it seems less believable.
>>146257374u mad lol
>>146257374Because they're clearly improving, he can play week in week out with is countryman and he could cement himself as a legend in the club by helping them win something (assuming they don't this year, but they could do).
>>146257374m8... it's christmas
>>146257394I’ll grant you peak klopp ball did make me wonder if they were on the juice because of how intense they were, but then I remember how god awful they were initially under Klopp and that they didn’t just suddenly become these gegenpressing maniacs, it was a gradual process that most likely involved an insane amount of cardio during training.
>>146257242Didnt read x
>>146257470That's OK mate, thanks for replying anyway xx
>>146256836no tactical foul artist to stop counter attacks
Wet Sham have absolutely zero identity atm. There’s no obvious play style or tactic, just 11 players on the pitch.
>>146257560Serves them right for getting rid of moyes
And people wanted Pep to be England manager
>>146257601A large portion of West Ham fans are some of the most ungrateful and delusional cunts in the league. We all meme on geordies and mancunians, but wet sham fans are a disgrace (or a lot if them are, some of them seem pretty based)
Isak haters, APOLOGISE.
>>146257824its Ipshit bro, even Haaland on an off day with 1 healthy leg can score against them
ladsLADS>poop
>>146257824Never doubted his ability, just his fitness
>>146257824Hes absolutely raping my fpl team. Got rid of him because he blanked 3 times
Just saw a lass with three tits on the banner ad lads
Jarrod Bowen FC strikes again
Is Kudus the most underrated player in the PL?
>>146258229Nah Palmer
>>146258244I said underrated, not overrated *dab*
>>146257374Lmao what a seethe post
>>146258229Deserve the kudos does Kudus
>>146258284>Lmao what a seethe postGeordie transsexual crying about an old post He will be seething all night that someone thinks his shit tranny club which steals wages are SHITE and win NOTHING
>letting Jacob Murphy run past 5 players and get a back heel assist for Poocastles first hattrick in fucking 15 years Ipswich are dogshit
>>146258336You are absolutely fuming, try not to cry
>>146256759she's cute
>>146258244Unironically though. What more does he have to do before people take him serious as an elite player? Saka was like 7th on baboon d’or list and Palmer 20th or something, despite Palmer having an objectively better season.
>>146258336Lmao what a seethe post
omg the Troon Army have convinced themselves they'll be signing Gyokeres lmfaooooooo even though their club steals wages from the players
>>146257008This faggot pulling faces for his shit videos in his bedroom while his wife and kids are downstairs fucking hell. Love him seething about city “ruining football and buying the league” whilst supporting Man U lmao
>>146258336190 lad, transexual means attracted to trans people. You mean transgender. You cannot change your sex, you can change your gender.
>>146258610Calm down Dave you’ll finish above them next season#amorin
not anti-Newcastle (good win today) but Troon Army is a fucking 10/10
Is the Brentford meme over?
>mfw you lived long enough to see Pep and Shitty's downfall
>>146258674Poocastle exposed them and it’s over now
Shitty's problem, aside Rodri getting injured for the rest of the season, is the squad is aging, added with lack of thirst after winning everything, and some already mentally checked out by imagining the incoming bag from Saudi.also godamn their youngsters are all frauds.
oh well dave will at least cheer up and go to the arse containment thread when they lose.
>>146258680You know they’ll just spend and win it against next season though. Can you really call it a “downfall”’after they’ve won it 4 years on the trot?
>>146258673Much better than Sandcastle
Juric confirmed at Southampton>Southampton Football Club is delighted to confirm Ivan Jurić as its new Men’s First Team Manager, subject to final work permit approval.>Despite the club’s current position in the Premier League, we remain focused on fighting for survival this season and believe this appointment will provide us with the grit and determination needed to improve results on the pitch.>Jurić, a former Croatia international as a player, arrives at Saints on an 18-month contract with a reputation for helping his teams punch above their weight.
Murphy>Foden
dat newcastle win
Can someone please for the love of god tell me what the deal with Saka and Vinicius is? They are both very good wingers, but I have never been impressed to the point if thinking they are some of the most elite players in the world. They both have certain matches and moments were they are absolutely brilliant, but I never felt any of them are consistently world class. No way they just became poster child’s because of their skin colour right? It just seems too simple. Why does Saka get a 9+ rating every single match no matter what he actually does out there? Why is Vinicius in the discussion of best player in the world when he isn’t even the best player in Madrid? It all just feels so contrived and weird.
>>146258954convincing record
Cole Palmer is the best player in the world
>>146258980Anyone who can succeed at Crotone is a fucking miracle worker imo
>>146258980People slag off English managers for complaining about the lack of opportunities but maybe they have a point
>>146258975There's a lack of truly world class talent right now, so players who would be B-tier normally are getting a big push.
>>146258336Lmao what a seethe post x2
>>146259002Thought that looking at it, the Roma spell was clearly above his capabilities.
>>146258975you should stop watching football laddy, you clearly don't get it. neither are ronaldinho but they're both relentlessly productive in terms of key passes, assists, and goals.
>>146259100Heh
>>146259033But you still have some genuine world class players like Lewandowski, Bellingham, Palmer, Rice, van Dijk, Allisson, Barella etc etc, but for some very strange reason it’s become all about Mbrappe, Saka and Vinicius (and to some degree Håland, but tbf he does have some absolutely ridiculous stats). I just feel like there’s some weird agenda/PR thing going on.
>>146259133>Bellingham>van Dijk
>>146259133>RiceLmao
Do EFL fans really enjoy having 46 games a year or would they mind if they had to play, say, only 36?
>>146259133Yeah it's just powerful PR machines manipulating the press.Maybe it always was.
>>146259185Yeah, they both have world class abilities. I can get meme arrowing Bellingham based on his sudden dip in form (which mainly had to do with the introduction of Mbrappe and Ancelotti not knowing what to do with him when he couldn’t be false 9/CAM), but van Dyke has been an absolute rock ever since he first entered the Premier League with Southampton. If you think he isn’t a world class player you are an actual moron and/or you don’t actually watch football
>cant sack loptegui because his dad died>stuck with the most dire football imaginable for the durationThing is more that our midfield is so fucking slow and cant string a pass together. Paqueta needs dropping weeks ago
>>146259224Why is there such an obsession with reducing the size of domestic leagues?
>can't keep a clean sheet vs relegation candidatesmad how shit that club is even after 800m
Jesus is reborn for Christmas
>>146259468But enough about LiverpoolAt the "Anfield furnace" (library)
>>146259728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfLg2hBVRw
We watching the boxing lads? Gym early and now cracked open a couple for undercard
>Saka is killSo the title is between Chelsea and Liverpool now right?
>>146260141Saka is always hurt and will still return to the lineup next match
This time tomorrow all of continental Europe will be suffering from a gridlock initially caused by the Yid Army protest (over what exactly is yet to be determined. But you can rule out a lack of silverware as they like not winning things) You lot won't be affected - you never leave your house - but it could have deep ramifications for society as a whole
>You lot won't be affected - you never leave your house
>.gif >2024 LMAOOOoOoOooo YID SCUM SEETHING
>my only hobby is trolling a general on the sports subsection of a Nepalese knitting image boardWhat a life!
>>146260542 lmao what a fucking sad twat
>>146260705Prove him and his sarcasm wrong by popping along You won't
>s-stop posting that here it is upsetting me- >l-look he stopped posting it here and I will directly link where he is now posting it LITERALLY HANG YOURSELF YOU FUCKING THICK YID TWAT
2025 has to be the year I stop coming here. Every single day the same shit.
>Catwalk legend Claudia Schiffer has been spotted in the crowd of a Premier League game between Brentford and Nottingham Forest
>>146260863Can't even have an actual discussion without certain spergs wanting to turn it into characterfagging shite.
>>146261180Hasn't been any characterfagging in the past few hours though so stop replying to yourself and getting worked up over 4chan.org posts you sad little man
>>146261276>2. Andy (now Andrew) Cole >3. Isak >4. Shearer Better than Shearer is the fact
>>146261276Calendar year is meaningless desu
>>146261321I genuinely don't understand the obsession with it, from my perspective, lately. So many stats being shown just for the year. Such and such club did so and so in 2024. Like, how is that relevant? A season ended. A whole transfer window happened. A new season started. And it happened to 19 other clubs as well as countless other clubs in lower leagues and other countries. Nothing is the same. So why even clump up stats in that bracket? It makes no sense to me.
Frank Lampard’s Coventry City lost 4-1 at Pompey today, leaving the west midlands club down in 17th place in the championship
rooneybros...he used to be a pretty good manager that almost made Derby survive relegation but sadly the point deduction was too much.then he moved to US to manage DC United and he has done nothing but bust.
>>146261498I guess that's how the balloon door is selected, but other than that it's irrelevant
>>146260863Got cummed in by a tranny
>>146261777Liverpool fans are utterly obsessed with Saka going off injured. Yes, you are.
>>146261788Nearly all the England “golden generation” are shite at management:>G. Neville - failed spectacularly at Valencia, will never manage again>P. Neville - England women’s team improved massively after he left. Cursed to stay in North American obscurity>Gerrard - did fine at Rangers but EXPOSED at Villa and now being humiliated in Saudi. Will never get the Liverpool job.>Fat Frank - shite and loses his temper with the media. Think he’s gods gift to footy management.>Rooney- mixed but mostly shite.Any others?
>>146261899Just remembered Sol Campbell had a brief but deluded attempt at management as well
>>146261930Racist detected, Sol deserves 10 more chances
>>146261930Abysmal manager but criminally underrated as a player for England. I understand why because they own the media but he was so good for England, not even talking about club form.
>>146262032There’s an alternative universe where Sol Campbell’s goal against Argentina stands, England hold out with 10 men to win the game, and go all the way and win World Cup ‘98.
>>146261899Carrick is moderately competent but I dunno if he counts as ‘golden generation’?
>>146262032>Abysmal managerRacism is not allowed on a safe for work board
>>146261871indy is an everton fan
Gabriel Jesus has scored 5 goals from 2.06(xG) against Crystal Palace this week.
Palace are a bizarre side. They're not very good but I also wouldn't feel safe betting against them beating anyone.
>>146261800It is? I didn't know that. Like, it makes sense from a human pov but just not from a football pov imo.
The amount of Arsenal players who suffer serious injuries mid game and are then up and about 2 minutes later is truly staggering
Which one of you was this? 190? Dave?
see 190 has put on his irish vpn but forgets the other irish anon also posts, so you end up with funny little things where post timers aren't a min apart hehe.
>Arsenal win convincingly at Palace>/epl/ silent
And I'm out. I'll be back assuming United win tomorrow. These threads are going to be bad because Arsenal and Newcastle won.
>>146262413Watching the boxing fatty
>>146262425you're hardly a lean machine, taff nonce.
>>146262445I have a six pack
>>146262425In better shape than you and I’d box you up
>>146262398Tbf I think there's about 3 of us here regularly on top 190 kg.
>>146262341Saka went off thoughever so don't seethe too much Shitizen
>>146262324South America plays their whole season in a calendar year and I'm sure some others do too, so I guess it makes sense to them.
>>146262398>Shitizen>190Make up your mind. Which imaginary character am I supposed to be?
>>146262567OK Skrtelpower seethe on
>>146262515What about Calafiori? Rolling around screaming and then up sprinting about the place after he'd fulfilled his timewasting quota. Team full of dirtbags
Weird obsession itt
>>146262664I agree. Let's get back to talking about the Yid Army protest tomorrow
>>146262552Oh of course, that kinda goes without saying really. Is there a reason not to do that everywhere btw? Is it as simple as starting a season in January in the cold and rain is miserable?
Man United go to 9th if they win tomorrow!
>>146257108Chelsea have basically no injuries this season. Man City has one of the worst injury record (together with Brighton). Chelsea one of the best (together with Forest). These things usually affect results and table positions.
>>146262842Why does Bruno always have that haunted Vietnam vet thousand yard stare?
>>146262842>still below TincastleLMFAO
https://youtu.be/D7ZGFhUhTqELook at the state of this faggot, sitting in front of fake book shelf slurping Arsenals cock because they beat a shit Palace side. Is there genuinely a more detestable youtube “pundit” in existence?
>>146262842>previous version was Indonesian flag
>>146263264Plays for Man United
>>146262751too hot to play in summer
>>146262842yeah, 9th in the PREMIER League. HAHAHAHAHAHA
>tottenham>11th>17 GDWhat the actual FUCK is their problem?
>>146263446>>146263774>>146264110Damn, you guys are obsessed
>Paul Robinson believes Daniel Levy could sack Ange Postecoglou as Tottenham fans plan to lead protests before upcoming matches https://www.tottenhamhotspurnews.com/exclusives/levy-could-sack-postecoglou-amid-tottenham-protests-spurs-insider/ The YD (short for Yid Army) protests are really putting feet to the fire!
>>146261263>Hasn't been any characterfagging in the past few hours though>literally the post before the one I replied toYou can't handle the truth.
>>146264304Carra was saying their underlying defensive stats aren't that bad so I think they're just unlucky and Ange might, MIGHT, be underrated
>Plymouth Argyle just lost AGAIN today, 3-3 to M'boroughhahaha fucking Rooney
There's a shaq meme that describes my thoughts right now
>>146265125There was a Rppney story I held back (forgot to post it actually if I'm honest) from a few days ago: >When Plymouth fans forked out £40 for a Christmas meet and greet, they weren’t doing it so their little‘uns could sit on the knee of backup goalkeeper Conor Hazard. >But star act Wayne Rooney pulled out at the last minute, leaving the disappointed youngsters to force down Mike Phelan’s burnt mince pies and endure an off-key rendition of Silent Night from video analyst Ross Goodwin. >The Janners’ dismay turned to fury when they spotted Wazza on his wife’s insta, glugging mulled cider at a Manchester Christmas market.
>>146266108
>>146266108>not good sign Indy Never happened did it
>>146266108Fuck off you worthless simp cunt. Literally kill yourself.
>>146263500LMAO, whatt a prick:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VjGukGtuA8
>Barely 60 seconds passed between Niclas Füllkrug going off, Jarrod Bowen moving to the middle and West Ham United scoring from his saved shot. >That pretty much summed up Füllkrug’s first Premier League start. West Ham were better off without their £27 million striker, who was as slow and cumbersome as they come. A criminally bad signing all told
>>146267642It was his first ever league start, give the young lad a chance. He just needs more time.
>>146264071Fair enough
>>146266108>>146266216I'm reaching the point where I'm sort of appreciating his complete shamelessness. He doesn't even have the tiniest shred of shame.
>>146266108>pray for himThis is satire isn't it?
>>146269451Yes. He's playing up to the Scouse memes.
IMPORTANT UNITED NEWS>Napoli are interested in signing Manchester United and England centre-back Harry Maguire, with Galatasaray also monitoring the 31-year-old's situation at Old TraffordManchester United are prepared to rival Arsenal in their efforts to sign 24-year-old Juventus and Serbia striker Dusan Vlahovic>Barcelona, Tottenham, Manchester United and Chelsea are all interested in Bayern Munich and Germany winger Leroy Sane, 28Juventus manager Thiago Motta is pushing for the Italian club to sign Netherlands forward Joshua Zirkzee, 23, from Manchester United in January>Barcelona manager Hansi Flick does not want Manchester United winger Alejandro Garnacho, 20, after being offered the ArgentineManchester United are considering sanctioning a loan exit for England forward Marcus Rashford, 27, in January>Manchester United are monitoring River Plate's 17-year-old Argentine midfielder Franco Mastantuono, who has a release clause in his contract of about £38mParaguayan left-back Diego Leon, 17, will join Manchester United from Cerro Porteno when he turns 18 in July
>Everton vs ChelseaChelsea win>Fulham vs SouthamptonFulham win>Lestah vs WolvesDraw>United vs MememouthUnited win>Spurs vs LiverpoolLiverpool winAnd with that, the title race takes a further step to being over with only Chelsea potentially in it. If Chelsea somehow don't win tomorrow, then Liverpool will have won the title.
>Only Manchester City have had more shots in the Premier League than Bournemouth's 270>Antoine Semenyo has failed to score from his last 23 Premier League shot attempts since he netted against Manchester City on 2 November.
I saw the dumbest fucking transfer claim from The S*n today.So apparently Olmo is only registered until 31st of December because Barca is so financially fucked they couldn't do it any longer. This wouldn't mean much but apparently one of the terms for Olmo signing for Barca was they put in a clause stating he could leave on a free in the winter transfer window if the registration issue was not sorted in time. Essentially Olmo wasn't up for differing wages and hoping Barca would pay, so either register me (and pay me) or let me go.This means, obviously, he can go for free. But if he's able to go for free, surely literally every club of note would be after him? Especially, you know, United, who need wingers like mad and a FREE good one would be amazing. Let alone Liverpool who need to replace Salah (quel surprise The S*n doesn't mention us).
>>146272210>Can sign for any club in the world>Would ever entertain joining Liverpool or UnitedSCREAMING
>>146272446Delusional.
>>146272446Liverpool are on course to win another PL title, are top of the CL group and could easily win the CL. Are in semi-finals of the LC and could easily win that and have piss easy draw in the FA Cup (meanwhile United and Arsenal play each other, meaning somebody is being knocked out). Why the fuck wouldn't he sign for Liverpool? If he went to United he would be guaranteed playing time as well.>>146272481Or he's a shitposter.
>>146256836In many areas of life, politics and entertainment are the same way, you look like its almost impossible for you to lose right up until you start losing. The aura of the hegemonic victor is 9/10ths of it. Take the fear others had of them away, other teams start playing normally (and even to some degree scent blood) and they seem oddly gutless. Victims of their own success in a sense, the team has become optimized to to beat pre-demoralised opponents somehow and even Pep from his whacky experiments has known all along against people that don't fear them they have issues. Problem is now is "people that don't fear them" are Villa and Brighton, not Real Madrid and Bayern.
>>146257242>spinach contains nutrients>there is no rule against this>therefore City players are all on drugs
>>146259728AYO PEP
>>146267642Impressive how one club is so completely inept at signing strikers
>>146276632I mean if you ignore all the clear signs such as exhaustion, confusion and lack of both strength and speed in players that were once good (bar Haaland, that guy doesn't seem to ever change). Anon's point was that sports doping happens because what is classified as doping or a banned chemical is not a rapid thing. Which is why, as he used the example of ecdysterone in spinach being something that objectively improves people's performances but is not on the banned list, therefore it is legal and 'fine' to use. Entire divisions are set to finding these drugs and loopholes and ways to hide it so it doesn't appear on drug tests.
>>146273253>Liverpool are on course to win another PL title>Another
>>146256759>forest>4thdid luton get mogged by the most competitive division ever conceived?
If Grealish was foreign the press would never give him a day off. £100m and he’s got 11 goals in 4 years.
your top 20 according to the guardian
>>146280265Flops rarely ever get called out now. And the flops that never get called out are the forens. This is why your post is so baffling.
>>146280265city are irrelevant clubimagine if he played for yanited
>>146280287Grim
>>146280287>(p)almer
>championship refereeing
good luck to the yid army protesters today I hope your vague and unclear demands are met
Arsenal and England noticeably play better without Saka
>Those who question the motives of chairman Daniel Levy will not look much further than the giant blimp of the Young-hee doll from Squid Game that will also appear outside the stadium on Sunday to underline their belief that football has become part of an entertainment empire for ENIC. >Tottenham this week announced a partnership with Netflix for the promotion of the new season of Squid Game that will, according to the club, see “the infamous Squid Game guards roaming the stadium in their pink hooded jumpsuits for photo opportunities and a giant blimp of the Young-hee doll appearing outside the stadium”. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/12/21/tottenham-hotspur-squid-game-daniel-levy-enic-out-protest/
But which will have the more passionate showing outside of Spurs stadium today? The 12 members of the Yid Army or the 39-foot Young-hee blimp?There's only one way to find out
>>146281025>Tottenham this week announced a partnership with Netflix for the promotion of the new season of Squid Game that will, according to the club, see “the infamous Squid Game guards roaming the stadium in their pink hooded jumpsuits for photo opportunities and a giant blimp of the Young-hee doll appearing outside the stadium”.Fucking embarrassing.
>>146281233yeah I looked it up and it's fucking massive as well >>146281048>39-footas he says, they'll be doing a show similar to the one in this photo
Amidst all the nonsense I believe there's also a football match taking place at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium today
controversial take: i like the yid army schizo because it's the only thing that makes me remember Spuds exist
>>146281344There's apparently another protest next week too so it will see us in to the new year But fucking hell the image of them chanting "ENIC OUT" at the legs of some giant inflatable advertisement doll is going to be hilarious
so do we want Spuds or Pool to win?
>>146281423no we do not
To the people in the /3pm/ thread I was talking about Gladiators on the BBC with yesterday, I got my dates wrong. sorry: >The second, 11-part series was commissioned by the BBC, following to the ratings success of the first series.[58] The series was filmed in August 2024 at the Sheffield Arena, and is airing from January 2025.[2][17][59] The series has also a "one-off" Celebrity Special -episode,[60] airing on New Year's Day 2025.[61][62]>Two new Gladiators – a female from Japan and a male from Northern Ireland – joined the cast for the second series, making the roster of Gladiators grow to 18. Nitro (Harry Aikines-Aryeetey) was forced to step out from the events due to an injury, but will be seen as an "ringside presenter" alongside the Walshes.[33][35]>1 "Celebrity Special" 1 January 2025 TBD TBA>Competing in a "one-off" Celebrity Special are stand up comedian Rob Beckett, TV presenter and triathlete Louise Minchin, presenter and comedian Joel Dommett, presenter and DJ Maya Jama, actor Will Mellor, and Ted Lasso-star Ellie Taylor.[63][64][61][62]
>>146281495corrr what a piece of 'arris she is
Any Brighton fans here?Just met and spoke with Tony Bloom. Asked him how Mitoma missed that chance. He said it was coming pretty fast and that he overall had a good game.
>>146281579>tf>tp
>>146281584He's in Australia right now. Has an Australian wife.
>>146281495>tfw no baby spice gf
>>146281601>He's in Australia right now. Sure he is, lad.
>>146281622Continue being retarded at your leisure.
>>146281629>make up bollocks on the internet>get called out on it>>146281632Saying Saka caused Illsbreh would be more believable than that shit.
>>146281648No, you're just an idiot and you clearly don't know the guy at all.
>>146281696>you clearly don't know the guy at all.Nor do you. Keep on being a serial liar though who nonsensically lashes out at people when nobody believes his shit.
>>146281632i wake up in severe pain every morning, wheres my tweet?
bruno is overhated
>>146281495For me, it’s the short half-Asian one called Dynamite
>>146281845Could have posted that in the first place, then none of this discussion would have happened. But you clearly get hard over lashing out at people on here, you do it constantly. Whatever floats your boat, sad cunt.
>>146281845>Anon on the right
>>146281871>immediately assume someone is lying>call them a "serial liar">get proven wrong>"w-well you should have posted that in the first place! it's not my fault i was dumb enough to presumptiously call you a liar!"Idiot.
>>146281885>post claim about meeting Premier League club owner on the incredibly reliable website 4chan>expect people to believe itKeep getting unreasonably angry, lad. You met Tony Bloom. Fair enough. Could have posted the picture earlier though, couldn't you.
Should've bet on a 12-metre-high Chinamanwoman blimp attending an ENIC Out protest ahead of The Finker
>>146281845Don't think I'd have gone with those shorts and sandles desu mate
>Marcus Rashford is not in the Manchester United squad again for today’s game against Bournemouth.
>>146281951
>Chelsea's Mykhailo Mudryk tested positive for meldonium, the heart drug that landed Maria Sharapova with a 15-month ban
>>146281845No idea who that is
>>146281911Youve been done. Don't be a little bitch about it
>>146281845Kek, I have a photo with Brighton's old chairman at my mum's house
>>146281969when the thot leave you you konw you are finished even worse when you werent even married
>>146281845oh anon
>>146282099Guy makes claim, someone doesn't believe it, guy gets mad even though he's telling the truth. It's just odd.
>>146282017this will certainly open up an interesting can of worms, meldonium's primary effect is the suppression of fatty acid oxidation and shifting your body to burn more glucose instead, aspirin at certain doses does this btw, would be interesting to see whether they'd ban glycolysis enhancing drugs in the future or not
>>146282239This means Spurs will win
There are four 2pm kick offs today>oh great is the chelsea game on TV? No >oh ok the man utd game? No>what? which game is on TV then? Fulham vs Southampton>mfw
>>146282363the matchy
>>146282336>I can only watch Sky Six teams
>>146282373Already one in the catalogue
>>146282377Hey here's a wild idea, why not televise all the games and let us decide which one to watch? You fucking knobhead
>>146282395>getting upset at a random Anon on the internet who can't do anything about which games are broadcastNo wonder this board is going down the toilet.
>>146282414>I dont enjoy the board>but i'll visit it daily to complain about it Do us a favour and fuck off then
>>146282336None of the God Six are on TV? Fuck sake.
>>146282424You are getting really upset. I would suggest you take some time off the computer.
>>146282414Stop making excuses. Go fix it NOW
I'll fucking chin you mate if you don't shut up
>>146282120Is he a philidomide baby whats going on with his hands
>>146282449*Thalidomide
>philidomide
platyhelminth
That was Phil Neville’s nickname
wew gareff's desert island discs are absolute cancer
>>146282508well i'm obviously not listening to an hour of desert island discs so why don't you just say what his tracks were
>>146282508Lemme guessColdplay, Kaiser Chiefs, Beatles, Kinks, Adele, Rod Stewart, U2?
>>146282508
>>146282536gareff stop:'As his luxury item, he selected a coffee machine, saying that he had become a "coffee snob" recently.Southgate also chose The Chimp Paradox by psychiatrist Professor Steve Peters, who has worked with a number of elite athletes, including British Cycling, snooker player Ronnie O'Sullivan and both Liverpool and England football teams.'
>>146282536>rainy days and mondayshmmwho was that British autist who covered that in his front room a hundred times?
>>146282508https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy4pdjpvz17oAfter Manchester United sacked Erik ten Hag in October, Southgate was linked with the managerial job before Ruben Amorim was hired.He explained why he began supporting United as a youngster, despite being born in Watford, because his father Clive's job in building services took the family around the country."We moved to Lancashire when I was very young – Bury, which is where I started supporting Manchester United because they were fairly local," Southgate said.His football heroes were Bryan Robson, who captained United between 1982-94, winning eight major trophies in 12 years, and Steve Coppell, who played on the wing for United between 1975-83.Coppell went on to become Southgate's first manager at Palace, when he joined the senior team in 1989."Even when I meet him now, 30 years on, I'm still a little bit in awe of him, still feel I should call him 'boss'," said Southgate.Southgate said that this early nomadic life, which also took him to Portsmouth and Crawley, helped him in his later football career.He said: "Generally speaking, I'm a bit more of an introvert, but I got used to having to make connections with people and I think when I played football and joined new teams and moved clubs, I wasn't worried about just sticking with one or two friends, I was able to cross over dressing rooms."
>>146281813This includes penalties doesn't it
>>146282584don't remember the last time pens aren't included as part of the goals
>>146280848Fuck VAR
>>146282658no VAR in the championship
>>146282740Will be from 2025/26, they've been talking loudly about it this week
>>146281845Not that I care enough to restart an arguement between two other people from hours ago so don't @ me, but in general I see no reason to believe a photo with everyone blurred out and nothing to suggest what the date or time is to be evidence of anything by itself. Like I could easily just say I'm one of the blurred out people and then what? Pretty weak I say. I'd just call you a faggot and make you dox yourself or shut the fuck up
>>146282717All set for another historical slip from the true masters of bottling
Why has she got three tits though who is this for
>d-d-don't @ me just because I'm slagging you off Cowardly cunt.
>>146282622Which begs the question; what's his goal involvement without the freebies that the rest of the squad doesn't get?
>>146282787Lol you didn't have the balls to @ though did you?
>>146282747about time desu, genuinely shocking how shit the refereeing is in the championship (or just lower leagues in general)
>>146282740>>146282747More match fixing coming then.
>>146282128I would also get mad when someone doesn't believe me. Why would I make the effort of making a post if I was not telling the truth. That is insane behaviour.
think Amorim is pissed Rashford immediately went to the media and said 'I want a new challenge" after being dropped, so he sent him to the shadow realm.
>>146282862>Why would I make the effort of making a post if I was not telling the truth. That is insane behaviour.And yet...
Don't reply to him lads he's terrified of it, even begs you not to before slagging you off. 4chan.org is his entire life.
>Each bong game doesn’t have its own individual time slot and televised Why you guys put up with this?
>>146282652chelsea vs everton.
>>146282956>>146282497
>>146282536>>146282563https://youtu.be/6mLrjo8ptLA?si=uPMKeIxPyKbONRy_Worth a watch
>>146282862>Why would I make the effort of making a post if I was not telling the truth. That is insane behaviour.Journalists do that for a living.
>>146283128I claim that you are not a journalist if you make things up. So I don't agree.I would also say that if you are making money by making things up then you have a proper reason (even if it is morally wrong). Lying as a anonymous poster on 4chan just doesn't make any sense to me. You have nothing to gain from it. It just destroys the 'community'.
>>146283299>Lying as a anonymous poster on 4chan just doesn't make any sense to me. You have nothing to gain from it. It just destroys the 'community'.It's called mental illness.
>>146283423Yes. As I stated in my previous post>That is insane behaviour
>murdered from set piece again
Goldbridge mouthing off about Shitty’s downfall is while his team play this dross will never not be funny
Ruudbros..
It's over for Leicester isn't it?
Everton are winning the first half 0-0
It's all kicking off outside of the Spurs Shop!
Kek, that second goal by Wolves.I also saw Pickford doing his leg breaking act again and got away with it again. The Chelsea player at least moved out of the way or he would have ended up lik Van Dijk.
>>146283763His name is Brent Di Cesare and he's an actor who plays a United fan on Youtube m8
>>146284005We know mate
>>146284005>im just playing a character who happens to be exactly like me
The fact faggotbridge has a legion of extremely loyal fans is the most baffling thing. How does anyone genuinely like him?
>>146256759Why are they making football gravure
>>146284039If you know then why do you keep referencing him as if he's a real person and not some skinny nonce reading from a script for a tv show?
>>146284245because claiming he's an actor is schizo drivel
>>146281813under
Is this the match that finally convinces the media Man United are just the modern day version of Lelds?
>>146282536Big fan of the whole of the moon. Great song.Gareth liking ed sheeran doesnt surprise me one bit
>>146284603That's not what they were referencing imo
>>146284603seriously? 0-3 again? fucking hell
>>146284603DEARY me
>>146284603>Their defensive formation is not working No! This can't be possible! Score if you dare!
>>146284603Lmao /mug/ has hit the mainstream
>>146284603I blame turkbro for forcing So IT HAPPENED AGAIN into the zeitgeist by forcing it on Flying Pig United.
Did Wolves just hate the manager?
WELL WELL WELL
Everton are staying UP!
bruno is just an awful, awful footballer
>>146285125Think that was fairly obvious given the squad constantly had meltdowns
TERRIBLE WEEK FOR THE HOMELESS
The big matchy: >>146284997
>Newchads win>Arsechads win>Manurecucks loseNow just need>Liverchads winAnd Dave might kill himself.I mean Liverpool have won the title thanks to Everton drawing with Chelsea but still.>>146285257Literally everybody has been sucking his dick since Amorim because he has like 5 goals and 7 assists or some shit. Funny how you become 'awful' after one loss.
>For the first time in Premier League history, Manchester United will be in the bottom half of the table on Christmas Day.
>>146280265For the would-be global club its all about the 360 deal. Jack is a pretty boy and his ability to make women wet can be parlayed into image rights earnings. It is however also redolent of City's transformation into a Harlem Globetrotters style outfit.
who is this darren Ambrose ape on SSN
>>146285398I think it’s 2 goals and 3 assists (in 9 games) that makes Bruno the GOAT
>>146280265Pundits like Rory Jennings shit on Havertz when the guy isn't world class but to say he is useless with the stats he has is just retarded. Grealish I think people have just forgotten he exists apart from occasional England forays.
>>146285531>After having no goals and two assists in his first nine Premier League games this season, Manchester United’s Bruno Fernandes has now been involved in seven in his last seven appearances (4 goals, 3 assists).
>>146285531>it’s 2 (p)s and 3 assists (in 9 games)Fixed that for you
>>146285587Ruben hasn’t had 7 PL games so I guess that includes Ruud’s games against Leicester and Chelsea (p)
Dave melting down in /mug/. You love to see it.
>>146284603lol this could be the new /mug/ thread pic for a while
When are Manure fans going to finally accept they are mid table fodder and will genuinely not win the league again in the next decade?
>>146285707I think a lot of them do. It's the media that are refusing to do that.
GOD I love having a roof over my head
From a statistic point of view, United won this game easily.
>club's value tanks>sir jim buys the rest of the stake for peanuts>the actual rebuild beginstrust the plan
Congrats to chelshit for beating the title race allegations. I'm sure the fans are celebrating this result
>>146285785Proves that football is mostly luck. I see this happen every week. Are there any sports that rely purely on skill? I wanna watch that instead.
>>146285785>in all aspects except those that count, we won!
Is Amad playing well in order to try and get a transfer?>>146285957Bowls?
>Semenyo hadn't scored a goal from his last 23 shots before playing Unitedlool
>>146285957Play fighting games
maybe Arsenal weren't 'cheating' to score set pieces against United, maybe United are just shit at set pieces?
>>146285398he has been shit the whole season
>>146286077>Born in Amsterdam to a Dutch family, Huijsen moved to Spain (of which he became a citizen in 2024) at the age of five yikes
>>146284673>That's not what they were referencing imoit's better this way. when meme shit gets directly quoted in the media, it's cringe. when it appears through pure sorcery, it's much better
>>146286230>when meme shit gets directly quoted in the media, it's cringe. when it appears through pure sorcery, it's much betterYou are massively overestimating the significance of this board.
Did spuds do their little protest?
>[Simon Peach] #MUFC issues with leaks continue... water just started dripping from the press conference room ceiling onto Ruben Amorim as he spoke to the media
>Ben Brereton to Sheffield United apparently a done dealnature is healing
Mohamed Salah is the first player to reach double figures for both goals and assists before Christmas in a Premier League season in the history of the competition.
Liverpool win the league. It's so unbelievably over.
>>146286923And all achieved with the mantra of CALM DOWN CALM DOWN CALM DOWN
At Old Trafford in the last two seasons:Man Utd (4.07) 0-6 (3.02) Bournemouth
>>146286918remember when he got death threats for celebrating Christmas
For the first time in Premier League history, Man United will spend Christmas in the bottom half of the table
https://x.com/boournemouth/status/1870860338415243705bodied on and off the pitch
>>146286995>le football began in 1992 memekek they got relegated in the 70s and by Christmas their top scorer was their KEEPER
>>146287033Think it's particularly impactful given how dominant United have been in the PL era. This is a club that never finished outside the top 3 under Ferguson. Now even finishing in the second 3 looks to be beyond a miracle.
>>146286918What about the old First Division?
>>146287200don't think they were capable of tracking assists back then
>>146287053Manure will be relegated this decade
>>146287231Damn. Thanks anyway
great couple of games from szobo this week
>>146287240As awful as they've been, I can't see that happening.
Still, at least the stadium is nice
>Big Mate acting like he is a genius because he scraped a win against United and 'demanded respect'>Gets hammered by an actual decent teamGrim grim grim grim GRIM.Well that's the season over. GG Liverpool. Power of PEDs once again.
>>146284603/Mug/ bros we keep just winning
>LiverpoolOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>146287822well timedreading and portsmouth panicking
>SPERMSOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>146256759i think we can call liverpool champions in waiting after this righti doubt they would pull a arsenal 22/23
A 'Christmas cracker' at the Tottenham Stadium, as Tottenham and Liverpool serve up a festive feast of 9 goals. Pressure mounts on Postecoglu, the Aussie Tottenham manager is used to feeling the heat at Christmas, but with Tottenham looking poor both home and away, is it curtains for Arsenal's North London neighbours?
if you think about it ange postecoglu is actually the perfect manager for spurs because he doesn't care about winning
sky steadfastly refusing to award mo salah motm
and yet the media won't say anything negative about 'Big Mate'.
>>146288143>bitching about fuck all
TERRIBLE day for the homeless
>>146288171just find it very funnyin what world does a player with two goals and two assists fail to win motm
>It's beginning to look A.Slot like Christmas
an utter bummering
This result just makes Manchester United’s moral victory over Spurs on Thursday night look even more impressive
>>146288113He's physically on record saying he categorically *doesn't* want to win anything. It's why he was Levy's first choice.
>>146288208Tbf they powerbottomed for a while
>>146288104*spends half an hour talking about Verona vs Udinese instead*
>>146288245its fair to say that liverpool are champions elect>>146288311>>146288208to be fair half of their defense is out(romero vicario van de ven davies)
>>146288383Yeah they did have a backline too inexperienced for this and lmao at Forster
>>146288431>lmao at ForsterWhen was the last time he was any good?
>>146288431they should just go for kelleher as backupdavies would probably go spence is doing surprisingly well
Casual here. I just checked the standings for the first time this season. Man City 7th? Nottingham Forest top 4? What is going on this year
>>146288465Never. Just lmao at him in general>>146288468If Kelleher leaves Liverpool I doubt he goes to be a backup again. He'll want to be number 1 even if it's for a weaker team
>4 points ahead with a game in handMerry christmas, ABLs
>>146288526>Never. Just lmao at him in generalHe was good at Southampton.
>>146288472chaos welcome to /epl/ enjoy the ridemore seriously city losing rodri cause them to shit the bedand nuno is doing great at nottingham(underrated manager)>>146288526bayern could work now when i think about it
>>146288559No ABLs here. Spee is lgbt friendly.
>kulusevskiyeah he's leaving next summer, only one trying even when they were 5-1 down
Why was Madison taken off so early? Is it just a fitness concern?
TIK TOK THIERRY
>>146288605>Spee is lgbt friendly.ahahahahahahahahaha
>>146288683Madness that Kane left before getting the record. Honestly have no idea who could even come close to it. Haaland I thought originally but he's gone off the boil if it isn't Ipswich.
>>146288683i've seen some proper gimps on twitter wanting him out of the club and said that they'd rather see savinho or cherki instead, braindead apes
>>146288741hell probably go back to prem at some point i feel like
>Tottenham’s Premier League matches under Ange Postecoglou have seen an average of 3.6 goals scored per game. Among those to take charge of 50+ games in the competition, this is the highest goals per game rate for any manager
>>146288771M A T E
>>146288742To be fair, Salah did this last time>final season before contract expires>plays really well>gets BIG WAGES>suddenly goes off the boil (relatively)>enters final year again>suddenly amazing againThe only other option is that he went to shit on an off cycle from PED but that's just ABL schizo theories.>>14628876857 goals isn't easy to achieve and he'll likely be 35/36. I know Vardy doesn't od too badly, but he'd need to play for like 5 years minimum to achieve it.
Mo Salah accumulated more xG against Tottenham (2.15) than Erling Haaland has in his last six matches (1.95).
>>146288807>To be fair, Salah did this last timenot really true is it
>>146288771at least theres an identityits just they have no middle whatsoevereither>score goals for fun absolutely decimate teams like theres no tomorrowor>lose in the most preventable and humiliating ways imaginable
>>146288827Relatively he dropped off massively, that's objectively true. You can even go into the archives and find people commenting about it. Don't be retarded, please.
>>146288807hes bayern contract is ending in 2027 where hell be 33(34 in july 28)lets say he returns in 2026 57 goals is certainly achievable
Ange status?
>>146288926>Don't be retarded, please.It's Liversimp, he already is..
>>146288948He stuck to his principles, mate.
Dave having the worst weekend of his life lmao
>>146288807honestly the 22/23 season was just an anomaly altogether and even then he was one of the guys carrying us through that shit season alongside allison and trent, these salahout apes hate him because they only want aesthetic players like doku or some other shitters
>>146289026>aesthetic players >like dokuKek good one
>>146288948Demands more respect. Watch him be incredibly rude to interviews, say mate more than a Japanese autist says 'desu' and make up some bullshit while everybody creams themselves over the big Greek Australian being le cheeky chappy. Meanwhile nobody will call him shit and then simps on /sp/ will say stuff like>Everybody loves Big Ange it's just a couple of posters on /sp/ who hate him! Arteta is hated x1000 more! ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSEENALALALlksaf shshfdshhrhuzrhz djn
>>146288699Arsenal and Liverpool are the official teams of /sp/. So lgbtq+ is welcome here.
>>146288926he has had several periods of poor form at liverpooiunless youre claiming all were at the end of contracts then it doesn't seem like much proof of anything
>>146289054>official teams of /sp/You're actually deluded.
>>146288572Yeah he was very solid at Southampton.Maybe he can't handle being at an elite club like Tottenham.
>>146289131>eternal arsenal >constant Liverpool sucking off threads Hmm. /sp/ also hates chud teams like United who refused to wear lgbt jackets.
>>146289161There are no official teams of /sp/. Apart from probably Leicester that one season.
>>146289158but /epl/ told me he was a finished player like 2 years ago... this can't be right...
>>146289158maddison for england?
>>146289194How many times since the movie Aladdin released?
>>146289241which one?
>>146289194>busting out the pre-PL stats for Liverpool because they've been SHIT since 1992kek
The Fighting Cock making good reading tonight
Amorim looks so fucking depressed he had no idea how shit this group of players were.
>>1462892671992
Just noticed that Barca aren't first any more. Chances of Olmo leaving on a free? Cheeky contract offer by Liverchads? Get him a PL and CL in first season?
>>146289381aye good film thatgood mix of comedy and thrills and action and songs
QUESTION FOR THE BIG BRAINS OF /SP/ >Q. Which players would you choose to play in Amorim's Man United? ONE RULE>you must keep 4 of the current players in the team
>>146289383Hansi Flick is a fucking retard. He relies of vibes and MUH high line and that's it
>>146288771I don't think it's right to shit on this
>>146289371
>>146289337whats the consensus?
What happened in 1992?
>>146289418HeatonMaguireShawMountEngland for the English
>>146289418maguirehojlundyorodalotrest are frauds, old, or bad attitudes and need to be cleared out (or a combination of all 3)
>>146289455Mostly Ange out, a few saying 'no manager will fix this, it's the owners', incredibly similar to the Ten Hag debate. One lad called the fans singing Ange's name 'fucking cuck fans'
>>146289418I mean you could just pick the best players. But>keep Amad>keep Maguire (simply because you need depth and he isn't as bad as people claim)>keep Ugarte>keep Yoro (cuz he's young)Then sign>Gyokeres>Sesko>Wirtz>Kayode>Scalvini>Bastoni
>>146289505>it's the ownersIt is fucking nonsense and I keep seeing it. I keep seeing 'they never get backing'. It's absolute bullshit. Since 19/20 (using this simply because 5 years ago) Spurs have spent around £800m. That's more than Arsenal, just for reference. More than Liverpool. More than City. Only Chelsea and I think United have spent more. I'd have to go check. But either way, to say they don't get backed is fucking hilarious.
>>146289158>>146289211>liverpool still fannying about with a contractIf he goes for £0 in July Liverpool's board should be sacked
>>146289440i guess it's good funbit frustrating though cos it feels like with just a bit of common sense they'd be *really* good
>>146289418I would unironically sign Bruno Guimaraes for an immediate sovl injection
>>1462895052bf, what do they expect is going to happen? Conte and Mou couldn't do anything with this club. If they bring in Frank or Iraola, they still won't win anything, just be a lot more boring>One lad called the fans singing Ange's name 'fucking cuck fans'kek
AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSO, IT HAPPENED AGAINWE'RE OUT THE TOP TENAND POOLS WINNING AWAYTOP 4 SLIDES AWAYBUT DONT LOOK BACK AT ERIKI HEAR YOU SAY
>>146289583agreed, except for all 3 of salah VVD and TAA
>>146289462Real football started>b-b-butOffside rule, for a start. No kicking it back to the GK to pick up the ball cheating.
>>146289462kevin nash was raped
>>146289381Don't tell Kevin Nash
>>146289614It is genuinely fucking bizarre why they haven't sorted them out yet.
Another article about United. Mr Simon 'God I Love United' Stone must be sneeding.
>>146289675I wonder if he could resign and go straight back to Sporting
>>146289596who would make you Poch tier?
>Slot on being top of the league: "It tells you we are a very good team. Still three games to go until halfway but if you go here and play the game we did then it shows we are a hard team to beat. If it was easy to win the league then every team would do it."Kek at that last sentence.
Wow... Not a good day for United.
>>146289706he's right you know
>>146289691He's wondering that too
>>146289706>then every team would do itSpurs are nearing 70 years without a league title. Or have they reached it this year?
>>146289673i'm pretty convinced salah and VVD are going to stay, salah for 2 years VVD for 1 or 2, and that it will be announced in the next week or twoTAA i'm like 50/50 whether he stays. i think at the start of this season it was way more likely he was going to leave but sounds like all the players like slot so that probably has an effect
*furrows brow*
>>146289740reckon if madrid are serious then trent will fancy it and leaveagreed on salah and virg though, it's just a case of getting the deals done, they clearly both want to stay
>>146289740i think trent is gonna leave in january(to real)or at least sign a 1 year extension so he doesnt leave on a free
Maybe I'm autistic but Nashposting never ever stops being funny to me
>>146289740Trent will be decided by the signing on fee real madrid offer. If it's not enough he'll just stay, especially now city have poolapsed and they have a free run at league titles.
new szobo twitter account just dropped
>>146289805feels kinda weird to think that for the short term future, of those 3 TAA is probably the most expendable if he does want to leavestill would be beyond idiotic to let him leave since he's world class but feel like he'd be easier to replace for the next couple years than VVD/salah
>>146289833Same I see it infrequently enough that it feels fresh
>>146289712tiredbros....
>>146289859he'd be the easiest to replace in that bradley already exists and while bradley isn't quite as good as trent, he's still very goodyou don't replace the best forward or best centre back in the world
>>146289918right. just a shame it'd be on a free if he does go, but its the clubs fault for it getting to this state
>>146289872if im united leadership ill play at wembley if can be done for the rest of the season ornext season old trafford is dire
>>146289918>you don't replace the best forward in the worldIsak is at Newcastle
>>146289805>it's just a case of getting the deals done, they clearly both want to stayThen why have Liverpool done nowt. Fucking bewildering state of affairs.
>>146289966isak would be good at liverpool tbf
>>146289973>Then why have Liverpool done nowtobviously they have been in talks they've just not got the deals done yet
>>146289966What's he won?
>>146289993Both Virgil and Salah have already signed. They're doing Christmas Day announcements.
>>146290020Not true, someone's getting announced tomorrow.
>>146289996My heart
>>146290031Don't like that at allGoalscorer should be getting shone
Luis "no goals since September" Diaz more league goals than Bukayo "POTY" Saka
>>146289540Wow i made an actual post and nobody noticed... guess I just need to start screeching about trannies or wogs to get (You)s.....
>>146290042Untrue. Both are Christmas prezzies.
>>146290128don't care about man u sorrythey don't interest me
>>146287200Never heard of it
>>146288203Gary? Or you just write for motd
>>146290182Sky stole it from scouser tweets about a month ago
new?
>>146289211Yeah that particular American Manure customer stopped with that gimmick
>>146289540why would anybody want to go to Utd if they have better options?
>>146288926>Relatively he dropped off massivelyhe had 31 G+A the year after his last extension, if you mean the year he signed it(it was during the season) he had 36, his 2nd best total
>>146290031Foul. Studs higher than the knee
>I get my score updates from RedCafe
jingle bells jingle bells, jingle all the way. oh how fun it is to beat united 3 goals nil away
>>146290700don't think that last line scans properly m8
>>146290700You didn't sing this through, did you?
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>>146290856>tranimeNo thanks. Somebody make a real thread
>>146290088He scored a header mate
>>146256759>Nottingham ForestWait that's a real place/team? I thought it was just a fantasy setting for robinhood....
>>146289583He doesn't have three more seasons in him. It's smart business not to get roped in by sentimentality.
>>146293115Thats sherwood forest
