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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Bournemouth's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this upcoming season, or our chances in the Europa League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #AmorIN or #AmorOUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://twitter.com/GNev2
https://jlingzofficial.com/
https://www.forumscp.com/
https://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-india
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
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>>146283715
early and nonce
at least you remembered to change the team this time
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>>146283715
KWAB
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>>146283759
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>>146283715
>forumscp
Kek. Based.
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>>146283715
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE /MUG/MAS
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>>146283715
BASED
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>>146283715
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
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I'm starting to think beating Man City (The worst team in the league) in the dying minutes of the game wasn't a fresh glorious new start for Manchester United

I'm starting to worry about the Wolves game
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ack
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AMORIM OUT
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>SACKED BEFORE 2025
>SACKED BEFORE 2025
>SACKED BEFORE 2025
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Amorim era status?
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So it's obvious Amorim wasn't the right choice, but who do we get in his place? Is Ancelotti available? I think he'd love the move to a bigger club
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>0-3 at home
Jesus christ kek
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>>146283759
>it's 0-3
es ist vorbei
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>>146284529
Unironically Pep.
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Lmao fucking hell united
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>>146283715
POINTS ARE DROPPING
ALL AROUND ME
/sp/ARTANS PLAYING
HAVING FUN
IT'S THE SEASON
LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING
MERRY /MUG/MAS
EVERYONE
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>>146284529
Pep may be avaliable soon
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>>146283715
Sporting going to get absolutely raided in January if Amorim has any sense.
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>Your're Fucking Shit chant breaks out on live TV

/mug/bros we are feasting
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Let's be realistic, Bournemouth were always a hard target, we were never going to beat them

We need to concentrate on games vs our relegation rivals, Wolves next is a HUGE one and then Southampton in mid-Jan (We can beat them, right?)
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>ruben interim
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>>146284592
:)
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>YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>YOU'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>146284612
Everyone signed by manure in the last decade had turned to complete shit. The club is total poison and I hope it never fucking ends.
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>>146284592
Based Shakin' Stevens enjoyer
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>>146284637
i think wolves will be tough, but beating southampton is a MUST for us
i am still cautiously optimistic for the squad but obviously we'll have to hedge our bets for next season
probably buy one or two additional players in the january window and just use what's rest of the season to polish the squad
and hope noone poaches amad from us
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>MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now

in b4 you sign Reece James
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PROPER /mug/ this
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>>146284695
lmao. ratcliffe is going to strip everything left of worth then fuck off with the profits.
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>>146284637
Bournemouth will be really disappointed with their first half. They basically never looked for Outtara, built too many moves that ended in Smith, and handed Utd a couple of big chances with poor play.

This was sufficient to establish a 0-1 lead. Then they turned it on a bit in the second half.
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>>146284736
fellow mugger
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>>146284739
I like the way he got rid of that "best steward" award. It's like, a couple of minutes of Rashford? Why the fuck are they penny pinching shit like that?
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score the 4th for Hunter
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>>146284736
/mug/ is blue chip. /mug/ is global. /mug/ is the news
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>>146284592
>>146284678
Anytime i hear that song i think of this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL4Z3oGKzHA
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/mug/bros...
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its over
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why hacks like amorpiss get the chance to fuck the baddest bitches while the chad iraola gets to settle for 5/10s?
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If all the teams in greater Manchester had a mini-tournament right now I think Stockport would unironically win it
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>>146284780
It’ll never stop being funny seeing billionaire owners penny pinching from shit like staff parties and Christmas gifts meanwhile you have people like Rashford and Maguire stealing a living on a couple hundred grand each every single week.
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>>146283715
Do we miss him?
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>>146284783
leave this sacred thread and kill yourself, freak
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It's a sad time when your 2 best players are a cheating dive merchant and an absolute bang average winger who wouldn't start for any top team in europe.
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Merry Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying I /MUG/ you I meant it
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KWAB
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>>146284780
I honestly think he revels in being a cunt. He can't cut Trashfraud's wages but he can fuck over some minimum wage stewards for pennies so he does that.
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amorin stay
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>>146284783
mirin' those shoulders and jaw brah
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United can still win this
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>they said /mug/ was over, a thing of the past, that they were so back
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United must be so pleased to get rid of that fraud Ten Haag. He was clearly the problem all along.
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Jim now has an excuse to cancel the club Christmas party, just think of all the money saved
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Manure is totally deathspiralling. Not even half way through the season too. Can they reach the relegation zone? I really hope so. Shitty relegated due to fraudulence and Manure relegated due to being terrible. Justice at last.
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>>146283715
APOLOGIZE TO TENHAG
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>>146285014

I'm sure Bournemouth will pay for a replacement one to thank them for the 3 points
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>>146283715
>https://www.forumscp.com/
they celebrate each manure defeat under Amorim
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Why are maure playing as if they were the ones leading 3-0?
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People going on about how Man Utd is being run etc. Guys, we know it's been a shambles. We know it's not just the managers at fault. Today we've been thrashed but actually on another day we score several of the numerous chances we've had. Just give it some time. Things are actually improving.
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>>146285040
>>146284979
I admired him. Man United played comparatively good football and finished 8-10 in the table. But eras come to an end.
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>>146285045

>It's the 30th April 2017
>The first /mug/ is posted after a disappointing 1-1 draw at Old Trafford vs 18th placed Swansea, Man United are 6th

>It's the 22nd December 2024
>The latest /mug/ is posted after a humiliating 3-0* (Match not over) defeat to currently-5th placed Bournemouth at Old Trafford, Man United are 13th

Would you say Man United have improved over the last 7 years?
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I'm All Over Amoron
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>that sequence in front of goal
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>>146285077
Extremely based.
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>>146285172
It just won't get in.
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ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE /MUG/MAS
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WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

WE ARE NOT A BAD TEAM
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ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE STOP IT
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>>146284592
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>>146283715
POOBIN ANALRIM
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MERRY /MUG/MAS SPUH
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I GOT A FEELIN' ~
OOOOOOOH HOOOOOOO ~
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>>146283715
I will murder you
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>>146283715
Guys they are playing a 5th place EPL team.
Thats simply high quality that yes, its unfortunate, but a loss can happen to.

Im certain the guys will turn it around next opportunity and beat the next Top 5 team as they all beat each other all the time.
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>>146285210
locker room cancer like Rashford, Fernandes etc. allowed to run the club
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>The crumbling third-world township of Manchester
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>Carabao cup away win
>get destroyed 0-3 to bournemouth at home in the league

/mug/ moment
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welcome to _________
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it's easy to think losing to Bournemouth is worse than it actually is. every side in the Premier League outside of the bottom 4 or 5, are top 20 sides in the world.
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>city 7th
>Manure 13th
THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF MANCHESTER
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>>146285268
>Carabao cup away win
bruh
they lost to spuds
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>>146284736
>"Man Utd, it's happened again"
kek this has to be edited
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>>146285269
Sport Clube Melgacense
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LIVE MELTDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQfEzRGnHE
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>>146285296
kek
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>>146285273
man utd aren't
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>>146285289
No, it is true. They know.
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>>146285296
top banter
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>>146285210
>WE ARE NOT A BAD TEAM
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kek Amorim totally out of his depth, this is what happens when you sign managers from the Portuguese farmer's league
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We did it, /mug/bros. We fucking did it.
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>amorim took an 'ammering
you love to see it
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happy days are here again~
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LADS
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Would you like some more cake?
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@146285322
>Gimmickfaggotry
Fuck off
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>For the first time in Premier League history, Manchester United will be in the bottom half of the table on Christmas Day.
We cant stop breaking records, /mug/bros
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>>146285337
I love her so much
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>>146285337
ew wtf is that tip of the nose?!
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*BEEP BOOP*
season update
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>>146285282
With the Bayindir error for the first goal, Martinez’s mistakes for the next two goals, and the slightly questionable nature of the fourth goal. Plus the fact that Man United basically played our B-team. It was a moral victory over the Yids. Especially considering that we don’t really want to play in the League Cup in January, so we can focus on getting too 4
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>>146285357
2PL wins and 10 goals conceded is crazy
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>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
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united reddit want amorim out kek
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Let's keep sacking managers untill we find the new Alex Ferguson la.

They should have stuck with Moyes
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>Back to negative goal difference
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>>146285352
looks like a fungal infection
probably from nuzzling too many cocks
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>>146285346
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So is Amorim getting sacked?
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RUBIN INTERIM OUT
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>>146285375
Alex Ferguson had a really slow start, he'd be fired after 2 seasons by this ownership lmao
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Let's get Amourin out and get the next flavour of the month manager from the Swiss league. keep scattergunning the farmers leagues till we luck out.
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It's obvious Man U are struggling, but how long until they become a joke?
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LAST SUNDAY I GAVE YOU SOME POINTS BUT THE VERY NEXT PLAY
YOU DROPPED EM AWAY
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HO HO HO
HAVE A MERRY /MUG/MAS /SP/
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>negative goal difference
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>>146285405
kek
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>>146285394
So true. Fans should write off this season. Its all about implementing tactics and having few transfer windows to get rid of deadwood and bring in quality players.
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We need to stop posting /mug/. It is entering the mainstream. Losing it's SOVL.
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>>146283715
I love sundays
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At least you are much closer to Man City now
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>when Mrs. P. chimes in with some gentle banter
wholesome
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>>146283715
The Lily Phillips of football.
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What is the appeal of /mug/?

Why does Man United (a team that never wins) make /sp/ seethe so much? It doesn't make sense. Praying on the downfall of a team that's already shit.
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>>146285425
It's losing soul because the nazi keeps making the thread too early. Let them lose, then make /mug/
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>>146285402
They can't be a joke until they're at Spurs level of trophylessness.
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>>146285379
LIMA BINTANG
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>>146285429
based
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>>146285440
there is zero seething ITT except for your post m8
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>>146285440
It just makes me happy.
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>>146285440
>make /sp/ seethe so much
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>>146285402

I'd say if something happened like, they played against a team and had something like 81 crosses but still only drew
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united look so tactically inept
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Imagine getting fucked raw at home for two years in a row by some team called cherries KWAB
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>>146285453
>>146285460
You are obviously seething because you are constantly thinking about Man United. You yearn for /mug/ because they for some reason live in your mind.
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>>146285343
Cope.
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>>146285473
theyre getting taxed and waxed
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>>146285485
>i'm not seething its you that's seething
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>>146285375
shouldnt have appointed him, but yeah once they did, they should have given him time
but still, he was never the right fit
they should have accepted there was going to be a transition period from fergie to the next era, instead of looking for a new dynasty to pick up right from where the old one left off

honestly should have appointed Van Gaal or Mou straight away, and given them 5 years. experienced, serial winners (it was summer 2013, mou had just been sacked my rm, it was perfect timing). not to create a new dynasty, but to stabilize and lay the foundations for someone else to later on.
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>>146285485
ok
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>>146285440
It's just kids who grew up with Liverpool and Man City winning everything so they shitpost /mug/ because they think that is their big rival.

Quite tinpot but that's zoomers for you
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>>146285473
No refunds
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>>146285503
ignore him hes on suicide watch kek
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>>146285473
>paying 3 times the amount madrid offered for yoro
>no more utd tax
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>>146285440
ABU through and through

As a kid supporting their local team in the 90s surrounded by united customers, I will savour every moment of their current downfall and wish them nothing but continued misery
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>>146285485
Seething implies unhappiness and anger m8, we're all delighted
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>>146283715
MERRY MUGMAS
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>>146285440
Ferguson anally raped them and they're still hurting
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i don't get why they thought buying the portugese ten hag would make things better?
they constantly hire coaches that can win with the best squad and simple tactics in farmers leagues but are way out of their depth in the PL, thomas frank was probably the only option that would realistically get them top 6 this season but they preferred to fire ashworth for even suggesting him.
it just saddens me that they even with their complete downfall and all the banter this club still finds ways to ruin football - they used to ruin the PL for decades, they ruin players, ruin fans, now they just ruined sporting and newcastle. literally the devil.
at least we have the eternal /mug/
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>tfw
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>>146285440
I don't know what the zoomers get from it but this will make me forever happy
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>>146285550
because theyre fucking retards
not one man int he club has an iq over 80 (except the glazers)
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>>146285394
I always forget Ferguson joined Man Utd in 1986.
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>>146285473
god bayern should sell more of their shitters to english clubs. Maybe then bayern wil get top European form again and not this recent embarrassment
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>>146285550
the american owners just google "top 5 most promising managers 2024" and hire one of them. Amorim and Slot were the most memed up and comers so everyone was talking about them
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>>146285440
Trannies hate United lol
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>>146285544
fergie is why theyre finished
he did so well it brought in a bunch of southern/indian bandwagoners which earned them enough revenue to attract the glazers. all those plastics back at school killed the club and created this comedy club
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>>146285440
If you grew up in the 90s and 00s you'll know.
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>>146285578
I think they just played FC24 instead
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>3 nil
>at home
>to Bournemouth
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>>146285425
Based Bournemouth /mug/ posters singing
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>>146285550
to understand man uniteds retarded decisions youve got to understand what the glazers and united hierarchy above ten hag want for the club, what their aims are, what they view success as and what they look for in a player. they want a guy with hype, a blockbuster signing to
1.placate the delusional plastic fans from ireland and india
2.get major social media interaction, especially if they can create it into a window long saga
3.it makes them look like theyre still a big club

in a traditional sense united arent a football club. they dont prioritize winning, they dont need to win to make money. the fanbase is so massive that they can sustain themselves without prize money. how they operate is shilling man u branded crap to foreign countries fans, and sponsorships.

they use their social media interaction numbers to get sponsorships, and sign players who would raise that. infact the players are told that signing for united would increase their brand value and wealth, so only players who only care about fame and money rather than winning will join them.

because social media interaction is just a number, someone typing man utd are shit is worth just as much to them as man utd are good in regards to attracting sponsors. if theyre shit and the whole online world is trolling them, that earns them more interaction and more money. theyre not a football club, they are a marketing firm with a football arm, and it works well for them, they just tricked some old boomer to give like 4bn for 49 percent of the club
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>>146285473
Branthwaite has been insanely good this season and has been instrumental in beating Liverpool and holding Arsenal and Chelsea to draws. Think most United fans would swap de Ligt and Mazraoui for Branthwaite. Then again, Yoro missed a sitter so maybe him too.
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Merry Christmas /mug/
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>>146285440
ManU used to be the english team. And their ever continuing descent coupled with pathetic investment and non stop arrogant mismanaging and unlikable players makes their humiliation enjoyable.
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>>146285440
>>146285595
They're rival fans who still have dilated assholes from 20 years ago lmao
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>>146285473
>DanAshworth.jpg
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yoro and de ligt look shit too
i dont know if its that they keep buying shit players or that the team is so shit it makes all new players turn to shit
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>>146285578
Glazers don't make football decisions anymore (not sure they ever did), this is all on the saviour Big Jim.
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>>146285617
Enjoy your /mug/smas /mug/bro
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>>146285620
>>146285440
>>146285544
>>146285582
dave mate its over for you. keep crying in here while your plastic club collapses
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fired the manager, no new manager bounce either, squad is utter shite

united 13th in the table at christmas lmao

merry christmas lads
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>>146285616
Right well the didn't did they? In fact as soon as the club walked away from the price tag the customer switched their tune to calling him shit. Not overpriced, just plain shite. Fairweather customers changing their tune yet again is just peak lmao
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>>146285637
they found the prefect shabbas goy
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>>146285440
Mostly schizos. You can recognise some of them by their insistence on mentioning made up characters.

E.g.
>190
>Dave
>Stevie
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>>146285357
Based stats bro

Booba Shamoron confirmed balding fraud.

Ruud somehow had them playing nicely for the short time he was there - sometimes shit just clicks and works, and Manure dumped him like trash. Shameful
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>>146285440
it's just banter la
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>>146285654
>back to negative GD
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GOLDBRIDGE KINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAEN0TI8b8g
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>>146285661
Anyone know if that fat Korean dude necked himself yet or just realised being a plastic Man Utd "fan" was childish and moved on?
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>>146285664
"Made up". Lol. LMAO. Also it's Big Dick Steve, not 'Stevie'.
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>>146285440
How many times are you going to reply to yourself to totally prove you're not seething?
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>>146285680
His name is Brent Di Cesare. He's an actor scamming superchats from Africans and Indians. Nothing about it is kino
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>>146285687
>>146285664
dave stop samefagging now its embarrassing
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>>146285680
i'm watching now. he's pretty spot on in this vid desu
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>>146285677
>I wish I was in Portugal with beautiful women, food, drink, and weather instead I'm in this dreary cold hellhole called Manchester

Grim desu... this guy should be on suicide watch
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>>146285440
They're virgins. Never tag their posts when replying it drives them insane.
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>>146285687
It's actually Stephen
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>>146285686
He is sometimes included in fan reaction compilations. United really do have the best. Alice, Flying Pig, Shillbridge, that Muslim guy (fat), that other Muslim guy (thin big head basedjak looking one), the Irish customer, that other customer guy, that American customer.

Just brilliant. Chelsea has that hot South Korean chick tho.
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>>146285352
egil make up
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TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS
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>>146285699
seething customer kek
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lmao united are done as a top club
its not just them being shit, this is what they are

>>146285720
united are so good at melting down and seething for our entertainment. something where the whole football world come together to watch and laugh
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>>146285719
Yeah dunno why I typed Steve. Fuck off Terry.
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They will accuse you of samefagging because they have no friends
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>>146285578
but one is an actual nuanced manager in a club with good foundations while the other is a solid midwit coach in a clusterfuck of a squad
>>146285615
i get all that, but they don't just buy flashy and good-looking players anymore and actually try to manage the club with the new ratfaced millionaire they got in last year. it's just that they spend a gazillion on a guy to give them common sense and fire him for it. Just for the publicity? Are the unwashed masses supporting this club really that dumb that they can keep this going forever?
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AHAHAHAHAHAH
THEYRE FUCKING DEAD WITH AMORIMJOB
ANOTHER 5 YEARS OF /MUG/
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>all these different people calling out /sp/
PROUD TO BE A SMUG MANURE FAN, OUR PATHETIC LOSSES ONLY MAKE ME HAPPIER TO POST HERE
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>>146285742
>samefagging with your phone and computer
Nice try Dave
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>>146285629
Some clubs like Manure or PSG, you just know anyone signing for them wont improve and will slowly rot away
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don't worry, i am sure united will give amorim £600m to spend over two seasons and then when performances don't improve sack him half way into the 3rd season (or 4th) and then hire somebody else.
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>>146285742
Yep, the schizo is FUMING
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>>146285744
>Are the unwashed masses supporting this club really that dumb that they can keep this going forever?

yes
even the ones in here are. they are brainless and have no moral fibre which is why they picked united because they won 13 of the last 20 titles between 92 and 2012 and this is why they are easily brainwashed, and easily baited into a meltdown
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>>146285761
anon they have no FFP room. they cant even sell players because the FFP loss would be more than the money they would get, nevermind sign anyone
this squad is here for atleast 3 years
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We need to talk about Mainoo being complete dogshit ever since the FA cup
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Sir Jim, Red Nose, Becks, Keano, Bryan Robson, Boris Johnson, Tyson Fury, The Stone Roses, Connor MacGregor, Darren from Devon, Neville Bros, Luke Littler, The Towns of Reading, Slough & Basingstoke, Prince Andrew, Ineos, Scholes, RVN, Paul McGrath, Steve McLaren, Rachel Riley, Jordi Cryuff, Olly Murs, Steve Coogan, Eamonn Holmes, Ten Hag, Ole, Leaky Roof, Giggsy, Nathan "The Asp" Aspinall, Harry Styles, Howard Webb, James Nesbitt, MS Dhoni, BBC, Sky YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELLUVA BEATING
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>>146285776
Based
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>>146285783
They just have to create more revenue. India is huge
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WALAHI SELL THEM ALL
https://youtu.be/hnXWaqhcyAU?si=8DPcmE2kBMn4h-X1
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>united customer in here still angry at /mug/ 6 years later
how about being mad at your club for allowing /mug/ to exist. if you won 3-0 we couldnt laugh at you.
imagine how mad these guys are right now after losing 3-0 to bournememe that they come in here and seethe about us laughing at them
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>>146285783
not to worry lad I'm sure the PL will grant them a 50m sacking allowance and 50m covid allowance
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>>146285774
>>146285776
>>146285783
>>146285790
>>146285792
>>146285795
>this one guy samefagging
Pathetic, get off /sp/
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>>146285783
>FFP room
MATE they literally claimed TWENTY (20) times more COVID losses than any other club with NO additional reasons for why they needed to claim £40m (the normal amount for clubs was £2m) for 'COVID losses'. What a surprise when, end of last season, United were £40m over PSR and the FA - SHOCKINGLY, WHOAAAA - said 'Oh yeah that's fine, no punishment'.

So there literally is PROOF, both objective and empirical, that United don't have to follow the rules.
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>>146285699
Wait til you find out Daniel Day Lewis was never actually US President
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>>146285802
inshallah brother
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>>146285668
take ruud's stats with a pinch of salt
all 4 of ruud's games were home games, and 2 were against leicester
>little cup: manure 5-2 leicester
>epl: manure 1-1 chelsea
>europa: manure 2-0 paok
>epl: manure 3-0 leicester
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>>146285802
the GOAT
looks like yoro but fat
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Everyone loves going to Old Trashpit for those free 3 points
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>>146285790
he's always been dog shit lad, he's the worst out of possession midfielder in the league
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>>146285660
glazers continue to rinse the club, but now theres jim the human shield in the way to take the heat as they continue as before under the radar... and they made him pay for it

fucking 4D chess
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>>146285810
meds ole
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>>146285802
This guy is much better on streams rather than him actually going to the game. He repeats the same shit when they lose outside the stadium, but he melts down on stream when they lose.
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>>146285802
demonic
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>>146285802
BRUNO MEET ME IN THE CAR PARK
WALAHI TEN HARAM NOW ITS PERSONAL
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>>146285845
>glazers continue to rinse the club

its not the glazers cutting the staff in half and jewing stewards out of money lad
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>>146285802
the one united fan smart enough to know bruno is a fraud
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Amoron is so stupid for being lured away from Sporting, where he was clearly loved and successful, to Manure where he'll be chewed and spout out and his managerial career possibly ruined

If experienced and highly decorated managers like Louis Van Gaal and Jose Mourinho couldn't do it then you know it's a poison chalice of a job

Van Gaal warned Ten Haag against the job and he was still lured there... it's stupid. I guess Ten Haag is laughing to the bank though after that severance pay
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>>146285440
Notice the majority of flags itt are foreign. Its customers of City, Arsenal, and Liverpool.
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>>146285849
Bro every time hes outside he calls them out to come fight him
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>>146285860
but theyre the ones getting the money for it
theyre geniusses and saved football. imagine if they got abramovic instead of glazers in 00s
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>>146285845
Can you look any scumier than these two? Disgusting subhumans
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>>146285441
Leave him be, having a post with many replies is one of the few things he has going for
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>>146285802
>3:42
fucking kek
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theyre unironically 13th
like everton or whatever are gonna overtake them
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>>146285821
True, but I watched all those games and they felt like a different team. No idea how or why, but it just seemed to be working I was worried for /MUG/

Amoron is a stat padder though as at least 2 wins were against total shitters like Bobo Glimt and Victoria Secret or some unknown shitters
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>>146285874
Yeah exactly. Same shit. On top of
>THEY'RE BANTERING ME BRO
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>>146285878
they're still not the ones doing it
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>>146285898
>like Bobo Glimt and Victoria Secret or some unknown shitters
kek
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>>146285914
Yeah that too. Actually now that you mention it hes said "Am I a dickhead now?" again
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>>146285845
the jewiest jews that ever did jew. The working class plebs slave away all week and the Glazers slurp it all down via manchester united.
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>>146285845
united customer status?
GLAZED.COM
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>>146285897
They've been 13th for how many weeks now? At least 3
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>>146285680
Lmao at this faggot shit talking City for one bad season after winning everything, meanwhile his club is circling the drain
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>>146285845
Thinking about it a bit more. It's really is the pure distilation of judaism.
>buy the club
>buy it using usury
>the goyim effectively pay off the usury via tickets and merch purchases
>all united fans are effectively in debt to the glazers in perpetuity as the debt is never paid off, only the interest is paid
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>>146285860
look up what a shabbas goy is
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>>146285985
wtf i love jews now
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>buy 49% stake of club
>make the team worse
>club value plummets
>buy the 51% on the cheap
Sir Jim is playing a game on a level you can't even comprehend.
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>>146285867
Honestly Mou would've won the league if not for the doped city. but yeah, they've just been hiring managers way out of their depth and these poor fucks don't realise money isn't everything in life
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aconteceu DE NOVO
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>>146286009
He is 72. He will die before the team becomes good again.
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>>146286009
inb4 he plummets it, dies of old age, and the glazers use their first option to buy it back for cheap
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The funniest part of this is that its entirely unfixable, they are done.
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>>146283715
Ainsi, c'est encore arrivé
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Missed the match, where can I watch the goals?
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>>146286156
sky will have highlights on youtube
or webms in the match threads
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we quite literally cannot stop winning /mug/bros
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evra just had to kiss that raw chicken, didn't he
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>>146283759

Oops!!
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>>146284529

Xavi. Latinx cock is what the English roses 'ave been aching for.
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>>146286454
this is a classic /mug/ pic
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[Simon Peach] #MUFC issues with leaks continue... water just started dripping from the press conference room ceiling as Ruben Amorim spoke to the media (twitter.com)
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>driving down to family for Christmas
>/mug/ special on 5 live
so so comfy
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Watching us then watching the scousers... makes me want to cry. Even Bruno who's supposedly our best player won't be able to keep up with the speed at which they play. Too slow, too weak. We need a complete overhaul of the squad.
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Just looked over the contracts for the clubs and it's so depressing. We get rid of some of huge wages and just turn around and add even more.

Casimiro - 3 years left at £18.2 million per year

Rashford - 4 years left at £15.6 million per year

Mount - 4 years left at £13 million per year

Antony - 3 years left at £10.4 million per year

Zirkee - 5 years left at £7.5 million per year
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>>146286843
What about Shaw?
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kek they're still going

https://x.com/boournemouth/status/1870860338415243705
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imagine living in manchester right now

btw without tactical mastermind ten hag they would've played in the championship at best
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I don’t understand how our forwards are so shit

Like at one point we had Cavani, Martial, Greenwood, Rashford.

What ETH did to this squad is fucking criminal.
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>>146287109
>Like at one point we had Cavani, Martial, Greenwood, Rashford

none of those are good lol
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>>146287595
greenwood was great
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>>146287595
falcao ibra and rooney then
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>>146287595
Cavani was elite but obviously joining ManU was a sign of him being washed
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He gonna get sacked isnt it ? Hes gonna break the record of fastest sacked in History
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>>146287109
for me, it's Falcao, Ibrahimovic and Ighalo
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>>146287595
Højlund is the greatest talent in world football and Zirkzee a huge up and coming future world star. Give them time, they'll both soon be scoring 25+ league goals a season.
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>>146287679
do it in the summer and bring mou back
mou probably cant leave fener mid season easily, but end of season yeah probably
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This formation will not work in the prem with these players. You need a full squad of unselfish players who work hard and do the simple things well, which we don't have.

Amorim is a good coach but he will get the sack if he continues this. There is absolutely no way we are clearing out the club in three seasons
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The correct sub was Ugarte for Casemiro but INEOS is freezing out Casemiro and Rashy.
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Hope they don't extend Maguire's contract, despite his PR team working full time making people believe he's good now, he's still shit.
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/mug/ bros we just keep eatin'
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/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
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god i hate spurs
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>>146284736
SO
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>>146283715
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
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>>146285379
Ahhhh... Britian...
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They unironically just need to learn how to shoot and defend set pieces
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>>146285133
>The fans were leaving early, how often do you see that at Old Trafford?
Why does no one include this line anymore?
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>>146286843
This club has had issues selling players because of the ridiculous wages they're on. If you're having trouble selling players, you know there is something called terminating contracts right? If no one wants to buy your overrated and overpaid primmadonna, you don't choose to stay with him because you can't sell them. If you're really serious about turning this club around, you go and cancel that player's contract. Will it cost money? Yes. Will it be a hassle? Yes, however a percentage of this squad needs to go and if they can't be sold quickly enough, just outright sack them and cancel their contracts!
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>>146285615
As much as I hate your flag, you're right. This is the truth, they're a business who happen to be in the industry of football, who's primary objective is to make money via merchandise.

Performance on the pitch is incidental and ultimately unnecessary
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>>146285852
I'm sorry, I love Bruno and appreciate everything he has done for the club in a rough period, but he simply doesn't fit Amorim's system and on top of that he just isn't the same player any more. If we were a ruthless club we would move on from him as soon as possible to get the most money we can for him and re-invest it into an elite player for our new left 10 role.

He doesn't have the pace to get in behind or beat a man in the dangerous areas. If we had an elite player there, even with the other holes in the squad, i think the results would have been much different in the games Amorim has been in charge.

The attacking unit is shocking, our defense has been hanging in there until the last 2 games, but we just have no consistent goals anywhere in this squad. The chances are there but we can't take them, how long has this been happening? We need a couple of top level players in attack if we ever want to compete at the top again.
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>>146288507
we have the same flag..
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>>146287726
when in recent years has a back 3/5 worked? tuchels Chelsea i suppose? spurs have been doing it across a few managers and it really HASN'T worked for them, they were much better in the poch era with a back 4.

which other teams today play with a back 3/5, and how is it working for them?

basically, I'm trying to figure out if it's even a good idea at all. like, do you just need the right players and coaches and then it could bring success? or is it basically impossible in the epl if you're trying to improve your station? like, maybe it's good enough just to hang in there and be a mid table club, but can it work if you're trying to climb back up the ranks to cl places and even title challengers when the top teams are have solid back 4 systems - Liverpool, arsenal, resurgent Chelsea
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bruno should do a pirlo and play deeper. but hes not even half the player pirlo was.
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>>146285845
Quite incredible how this timeline turned out
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>>146285845
>Americans ruin everything

That's what I'm hearing
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spurs should have stuck with poch, look where they are now

manure should have stuck with van gaal. or failing that, with mou. look where they are now.

love arrogant clubs sacking good managers and going into downward spirals
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Maybe just maybe it's not all Pogba, DDG, Martial, McT, Fred, Sancho, Rashys etc etc fault
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>>146285747
Hairs come to an end
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>>146288573
I'm not English and never will be
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>>146287608
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>>146285440
/mug/ is a joyous thing, something that unites /sp/ in happiness and levity
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>>146288420
Noticing the only factual post itt doesn't get a reply. ABUs are mentally ill.
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>>146288735
were you born in the uk?
if so, then youre just a larping snowflake
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>>146285473
Another glorious false dawn.
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>>146288789
As close to a relegation fight as top 4.
Another embarrassment, another weekend spent as the laughing stock of the league.
Amorim talks a nice game, but so did ETH as we were getting slapped about every week
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Does anyone else envy the father, having gotten to see United get relegated. And dream of achieving what he achieved (seeing United get relegated)
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>>146285440
>w-why are you so mean to a middle table club a-anyway
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>146288789
Bruno, Garnacho, Zirkzee, Dalot, Rashford. All need to go. None are good enough, or only good enough in patches. Bruno doesn't fit Amorim's system and can't even take a fucking corner.
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>>146288855
this guy gets it
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>>146285742
I started supporting this team as a kid in '06. I'm starting my 30s now and I'm basically just a nostalgia merchant at this point.

I don't remember the last time I went into a game feeling quietly confident, home or away. I don't even feel confident against cannon fodder.

I'm just tired desu, every few matches I say I'll be moving on from the team and I can't bring myself to it, but every match like this feels like it's closer.
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>>146289020
>desu
Back to >>>/a/, weeb
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>AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>146288800
The attackers fail them unironically.
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What happen if United gets relegated. I really want to see it
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Scamorin era status?

>>146283759
The absolute city of first post
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>>146289189
SO, IT HAPPENED AGAIN
WE'RE OUT THE TOP TEN
AND POOLS WINNING AWAY
TOP 4 SLIDES AWAY
BUT DONT LOOK BACK AT ERIK
I HEAR YOU SAY
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>>146289547
hmm i shouldnt have used away twice in a row. noel is rolling in his grave
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>>146289390
It won't happen, but it should
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>>146285440
>What is the appeal of /mug/?
It's simple, really
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>>146288729
underrated post
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>>146287595
Cavani fucking carried the team since he arrived until Ronaldo's arrival
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>>146289612
I firmly believe Ten Hag's squad building has sentenced this club to at least a few years of bottom table in the Prem.

We can't afford to spend mindlessly anymore, a squad full of players not good enough for the league that must be sold urgently, yet that nobody will want to buy so we have to wait for their contracts to run out. There's no short term recovery window for us.
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>>146287631
united are the kings of washed strikers
cavani, falcao, ibrahimovic, ronaldos 2nd stint, its an all time goat list, but none of them really get remembered as united players
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>>146289782
Lewandowski to United
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>>146289824
At this point go and buy Kane. Complete the meme.
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>>146289547
lmao
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>>146289782
From what I understand the idea of signing washed striker for free is for them to be a rotation for Martial who usually got injured for around half a season. I forgot why they extend Martial contract in the first place.
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>>146289909
they extended martial because of him having book value. on their books he was still valued at 50m or something because woodward is a retard, and he couldnt go to the glazers and say he let a 50m asset go for free. same with phil jones getting extended
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Pep can rebuild them.
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This is just the level of these players. The Bournemouth players are just better
How many of our players would get into the 11? Maybe Amad and Maguire
Definitely not Zirkzee, Garnacho Hojlund Mainoo Dalot Malacia
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>>146288850
5 to 10 years lad, keep the faith
what a /mug/ it'll be
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>>146289390
/mug/ gets stickied
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>>146289970
>collapses entirely at city
>mental breakdown and resign/sacked
>ends up in Manure
>Sinks them further and his career reach washed up status
VAMOS!
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>>146287629
none of those were good either lol
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>>146290110
well larsson welbeck and lukaku then
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>>146288748
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>>146290206
>>146288748
no ERP in /mug/ lads take it to copalib where it belongs
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Happy that Amorim is suffering. He had a great thing going on at Sporting but left it to get /mugged/.
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>#AmorIN or #AmorOUT?
kek fuck me I haven't visited /sp/ in months
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>>146289705
squad building was shit before that. it was a club resting on its laurels. remember ten hag won trophies with that team and the likes of casemiro and antony were just quick fixes the club needed at the time.
problem is, people at the club as well as fans don't understand how football works, they think if you win you are good and if you lose you are bad. this will bring you the odd trophy now and then but will not build a strong lasting squad and you'll overpay for players. i don't get why you buy sancho and then don't know how to play him. buy van de beek and loan him out. buy mount and not play him.
your rotten club sucks the life out of everything and now they'll ruin amorim's career and sporting's season too.
you can't build a team on momentum and mentality.
in the 90s and 2000s you could just outspend everyone, get more extra time, break people's legs and win. now you need actual strategies.
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>>146290359
dont worry sagat lad nothing has changed (well for united).
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And I thought arsenal's banter era was bad
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>>146290347
to be fair he tried to get out to wet spam and liverpoo earlier, /mug/ was the only one that would agree to take him
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It really just hit me that Man U are 13th after 17 games, 2 managers and a negative goal difference
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>>146290367
based knower
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>>146285473
Lol, one day they won't have any more customers at this rate and curse the day they signed antony
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>open spee
>see /mug/
>wonder if it's from last week
>it's not
>smile
Merry Christmas
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>>146290427
Not true, Man City were begging for Amorin but he rejected them to join Manchester United
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>>146290437
football is healing
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>>146290518
has the guy in the pic ever not been proven right?
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Why not just start Antony every game? Like what could possibly go worse at this point? Might as well get your money's worth.
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>>146289824
>>146289858
honestly, buy both and play 442
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>>146290454
Didn't quite catch it properly at the end but could've sworn the Bournemouth fans were singing "jingle bells jingle bells, jingle all the way. oh how fun it is to beat united 3 goals nil away"
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>>146283715
United are in the bottom half of PL at Christmas for first time since the PL began
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Any BOSS players?
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>>146290565
Yes, pic related
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>>146290678
half their team is BOSS players
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>>146290577
they need to just lean into the meme theyve become
they get more viewers and social media interaction by being shit than when theyre good
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It was Christmas Eve babe
In the bottom half
An old man said to me
Won't win another one
And then he sang a song
A rare Old Trafford tune
I turned my face away
And dreamed about Mou
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>>146290709
should be criminal to fire someone with an ass as fine as that
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>>146290678
Mount, Rashford
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>>146285473
>branthwaite clean sheets
5
>mazraoui and de ligt clean sheets
2
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>>146290732
kek
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>>146290634
It's crazy how bad they were last season and yet basically sat in 6th-8th place most season and ended 8th but could have finished higher if they didn't bottle their last games. Anything above 10th is probably impossible at this point this season.
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lmao
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>>146285719
You can have full faith in Amorim and still admit that this is disappointing. Surely no one expected him to come in and magically fix all our problems over night and challenge for top three this season. His long term approach is sound and will require both time and new signings to give results. That said, you got to start somewhere. Sortint out our defense should be a priority so we can stop dropping points due to stupid goals. Yet we keep conceding from set pieces and our defense looks softer than ever. What little new manager bounce we had with some good football against Everton slowly faded with slow and predictable attacks. If our new system takes so much time to implement, maybe it should be done bit by bit. Getting trashed at home to the likes of Forest and Bournemouth will never convince me we're on the right track. I'm sure Ruben is a great manager and will do wonders given enough time, and the injuries to Shaw and Mount were very unfortunate (if predictable), but a great manager should also be able to get the most out of what he currently have available, and there I expect improvments.
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>>146290933
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>>146290678
1. Shaw
2. Mount
3. Lindelof
Honorable mention: Rashford
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>>146290583
This but ironically
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>>146290957
So they'll sack him in May
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everyone is /mug/ posting
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>>146288855
based leaf

i went to check my rant bro but he didnt even upload a video, but here he is calling antony a leaf https://youtu.be/f-vE69hr6Sk?t=526
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>>146291203
the glazers are going to start complaining about ratcliffe wasting their dividends on sacking the shitters he employed. already fired his director of football and the manager in a few months to the tune of like 30m
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bros does it ever get better im so tired
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>>146291174
b-but i meant it unironically...
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>>146291533
yes
in 20 years
liverpool had their 30 year cycle without PL (though got 2 CL)
arsenal are 20 years into their 30 year penance
you are at year 10
i recommend a coma
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>>146291525
Imagine being worse at running a sporting organization than the family that ran the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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>>146291533
gyokeres in jan will fix everything, trust the plan™
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>>146291551
>4-4-Facking 2
It's gonna be 2025 in 10 days.
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>>146291592
No chance in hell he goes to a banter club like United
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>>146291533
nope
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>>146291579
united are pretty much the dallas cowboys if i was gonna equate them to an nfl team. were ahead of the game in the 90s but now ran by retarded boomers who are years behind. the bucaneers atleast got a superbowl recently. these guys got their tom brady equivalent (ronaldo) and it still didnt work
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>>146291616
nah he's def following amorim for a better payday
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>>146291616
he'll get a bigger contract and he can "boss" till the cows come home
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>>146291609
theyll do better with it than with what they're doing now
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>>146291609
true. but 442 was shit because 2 in the midfield doesnt work once everyone realised they just needed to put 3 in there and completely shut the formation down
now united have 2 in midfield and the same thing is happening so i doubt it will make much difference
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>>146290427
I'm "mad" about him leaving in midseason specifically. Won every game at the league, smashed Guardiola (although everyone does that since then), Gyokeres scoring every game and he abandons that for this shitshow. I get that things could go wrong and he might never get the opportunity (probably deluded to consider /mug/ as one) again, but still.
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>>146286299
I will never understand why he did this. Is he well known for eating raw chicken or something? What was the joke here?
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>>146292742
>welcome to AEK Athens
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>>146290965
Who's the lucky lass?
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>its out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb8aGu3BaWw
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>>146290479
Lmao
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>>146290933
grim
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>>146286299
>>146292688
qrd?
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>>146290437
3 managers
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>>146294194
i mean really its one manager, ruud and amorim are interim guys
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>>146285302
I knew I would find this here
lol
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>>146293787
https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/exclusive-patrice-evra-explains-why-he-licked-a-chicken-on-instagram
>Manchester United legend Patrice Evra raised eyebrows after posting a video of himself licking an uncooked chicken in 2018
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So what's Ten Hag up to now these days?
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>>146294391
fucking some slags in thailand apparently
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Amorim should use my foolproof method to overhaul the squad. If a player isn't prepared to do the minimum and run into his own box to react to a potential rebound from a penalty then he can fuck off. No room for passengers like that
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>>146283715
Yep, this is my /mug/
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>constant flicks and back heels
why are they like this?
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>>146290709
she insulted him a little bit, got a little out of order herself
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>>146294553
because in their own minds theyre the 2001/2 galacticos
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I ate like a pig, brother.
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ETH - 13 games 16 goals conceded - 1.23 goals/game
le 3 at the back man- 9 games 17 conceded - 1.88 goals/game
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okay, whoever fixes manure is the undisputable GOAT manager. this isn't even up for debate
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https://www.redcafe.net/threads/rasmus-h%C3%B8jlund-2024-25-performances.483483/page-68#post-32751815

kek
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Multi owner clubs are dysfunctional. Ratcliffe just got started. /mug/ wont slow down for a long while.
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>>146294506


Play 5'9 CB
"Oh we conceded from a set-piece again. Wow...I sure do wonder why."
Continue to play 5'9 CB

Derangement. Look how often Saliba, Gabriel, Van Dijk, Konate - even Huijsen and Zabarnyi today - get first contact. AND they do it while marking the opposition's main dangers or defending the main danger zones, unlike us who have to actively hide our centre-back (which is a ridiculous situation).

On the ground he's one of the slowest CBs in the league. He can't defend wide areas, can't defend space, can't defend cut-backs.

Watching Bournemouth today, Huijsen and Zabarnyi are both absolute athletes, monsters, and ALSO good on on the ball. Meanwhile we act like Lisandro is the only CB in the league capable of making a forward a pass so we just have to deal with his laundry list of very obvious weaknesses.

Laughable situation. Truly one of the most obvious and easy upgrades in the squad.
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/mug/ bros I couldn't have another bite
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>>146295574
they also play mazraoui at CB. so basically have 1 defender who is strong in the air. and then wonder why they concede from set pieces..
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>>146294612
you know she did nothing but her job right? time to get of mous cock
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>>146290933
>>146293694
unreal
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHILE WE WERE MOCKING AMORIM UKRAINE AND RUSSIA HAVE REACHED AN AGREEEMENT
they both agree man united is garbage
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>>146296467
kek
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>>146287109
Ole is underrated but at the expense of making Martial and Rashford play through injury
dude made fucking Ighalo score 5 goals for him.
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>>146295675
but the butcher
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>>146287109
Ragnick did far worse by throwing the whole squad under the bus. Ten Fag had class at least

>>146296621
Speaking of my boy Olé G-to-the-S jaer...what's he up to?.... heh...
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>tanks the club's value on purpose
>glazers sell their stakes for peanuts
>jim now owns the majority of the club
>the real rebuild begins
trust the plan
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>>146295359
Signing the Temu Haaland isn’t looking like such a good move now that the actual Haaland is being exposed
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>>146296467
lmao
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>>146297550
>van gaal wasn't a real rebuild
>mou wasn't a real rebuild
>ole wasn't a real rebuild
>ten hag wasn't a real rebuild
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>>146285440
How many times did Dave reply to this post?
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>>146285473
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>>146285680
>it's basically Soufgate IN
Ashworth enjoying /mug/mas
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>>146289020
Underrated
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>>146283715
>Analrim
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>>146284650
Retweet
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>>146285440
Based on the replies I'd say that /mug/ is just posted by a dedicated group of butthurt autists.
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>>146285470
In Ratcliffe Manchester, cherry pops YOU!
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>>146298099
They need to sign the Aliexpress Rodri to unlock him.
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>>146299862
like 10 kek
poor lad thought amorim was gonna make this dogshit squad into a top 4 side so this game broke him mentally
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/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
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grim
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>>146299696
they were the prebuilds
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Gary Neville predicted United would finish 3rd this season. He's predicted them top 4 every year for the past 5 years

He's still seen as an "intellectual" pundit
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>>146302407

I doubt they'll get lower than 14th but a man can dream
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comfy alternative angle of the goals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No4psNAd1bQ
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>>146302407
man if amorim hadn't had that weird locked in contract they would have got him right after 10 hag, wouldn't have had the ruud bounce and be right down there
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>>146302660
its just bias, at least with him its transparent
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>>146285473
Branthwaite would be shit there too
It's the owners, manager, coaches, it all fucking sucks and corrupts its players
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>>146295574
>>146295675
playing 3 CBs is meant to make you better against set pieces, but when 2 of them are below 6' this happens
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>away at newcastle and liverpool, and home vs arsenal in their next 4 fixtures
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>>146303057
dare I say, it all stinks
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The warning signs about INEOS and SJR were there all along, but they were ignored. Now we’re seeing the damage unfold at Manchester United.

At Nice: 5 years, 5 managers, finishes 5th, 9th, 5th, 9th, and 5th. No Champions League football, no real ambition to at least try and win Ligue 1, interfered constantly.

He treats all his sporting endeavours like businesses. Slashing costs, demanding, interfering, hiring and sacking staff. Just look at INEOS track record in football, its all constant interference, constant change, endless cycles of stagnation.

So far, he's already proven he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Yes, we needed changes, but he's made it worse by:

sacking half the staff
cancelling bonuses
pissing off the women's team
trying to get a govt funded stadium
waiting a year to get the right DoF, then sacking him after a few months.

And now we're going to see a Jan window of penny-pinching after spending £30M to sack a manager a few months after renewing his contract. Also Brailsford is a proper fraud - had a bit of success ages ago in sporting terms in a drug cheating cycling team and now thinks he's Mr Marginal Gains. Fucking inch by inch came out in 1999 its nothing new dave

Not to mention spending £300M to build a squad suited to 4231 and then hiring someone who only plays with a back 3.

How long until he turns on Berrada, Wilcox, or Amorim?

This cycle of chaos is unsustainable, and unless SJR learns to step back, we’re heading for the worst few years in the club’s history. He’s on track to damage United beyond repair before eventually selling up, likely with the Glazers still in the background.
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>>146303430
>getting someone to pay squillions to be your human shield for a few years
say what you want about those hideous ratfucker kikes you can't deny the glazers a master businessmen
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>>146303447
theyre geniusses. i mean they bought the club for literally nothing because it was all a loan against the club itself. theyve made 10bn out of thin air despite ruining the club completely. they dont get enough credit
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Just did a big stinky Manchester United in the toilet lads
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a merry mugmas to everyone
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>>146303470
>they
It was all the late Glazer Sr. doing. His spawns are all dumb, incompentent nepobabies.
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So here it is, merry /mug/mas all the ABUs having fun!
ManU have no future now, the implosion's just begun
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Mug lives on
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So this is /mug/mas
And what's Ruben done
Another /mug/ over, a new one just begun
And so happy /mug/mas
The saars and the queer ones
The yellow and brown ones
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>>146285489
I’ve gone past hope and cope. Right now I’m at mope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npT3YsdvAHg
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>>146300252
She's so beatiful lads
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dunking on amorin feels a bit premature
he's only got Ten Hacks half-built squad of useless shitters to work with
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DR PAVEL I'M MUG
UH, YOU DON'T GET TO BRING POINTS
THEY ARE NOT MY POINTS

FIRST ONE TO SCORE GETS TO STAY ON MY TEAM
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I’ve been thinking and if we’re going to go through the painful rebuild of the squad in Amorim’s vision and formation, he does need to show more as we’ll be sacrificing wingers and buying wingbacks for example which will be a very costly transition. If Amorim was to fail, there are very few managers in world football that are experts in this formation and can pick up where he left off. Hence, we probably have to re-transition back to a 4 at the back formation.

I think this is a big reason why Ashworth left the club as he realises that there is very little continuity post Amorim and we will have to invest heavily again to rebuild this team. We’ve essentially backed ourselves into the corner believing Amorim is the one and only one that can fix this. I don’t think people realise how big of a gamble Amorim’s appointment is.

Going back to my original point, if Amorim’s form does not improve by end of season, I do not think it would be wise to let him continue and fully commit to his style and vision. He needs to show a lot more with what we currently have to receive the type of backing he would need to build his team that would be successful.
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>>146304766
Thought about it a lot recently and it’s numerous things but what I think is at the core of our failures is our recruitment. Not just in the quality of the players we’ve recruited, but the money they’re on. Because of how poor we’ve been, we’ve overpaid in wages to entice players who, for the most part, weren’t even good enough in the first place. So we’ve rewarded mediocrity and the level doesn’t get any better when you do that, it only gets worse. It feeds into egos that have no reason to be as big as they are. The levels of apathy are through the roof at United. Any ‘quality’ player gets paid for too much to care, any player who’s really good but doesn’t get paid the same levels as underperforming ‘quality’ players must be annoyed, and then there’s those in the middle who are just shit but paid a lot. We need to breakdown our wage structure once we get shot of all the players we need to and get back to reward based salaries. Being paid £350 grand a week and being in the worst United side in PL history is not warranted
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>Mount is out until MARCH

BOSS
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>>146304766
It is about time we stop being sentimental and accept things for what they are. Our team is filled with mediocre players. Bruno Fernandes, while amongst our best players, is not good enough and does not mean he gets a free pass. You replace players that are not good enough, even if they have been here for some time and have had great performances. But it is in the past. Rashford, Bruno Fernandes, etc, experienced players who simply aren't good enough. And Garnacho? Fuck me, you'd think he is a generational talent the way some are going on about him. He will always be a goal threat because of his playstyle and directness, but ultimately, his ceiling is quite limited. He doesn't have a vast skillset for an attacker, but he is direct and never gives up which he should be given credit for, but he will be lucky to become as good as Luis Diaz, and even he isn't good enough for where we want to be. It is time to wake up, and realise that no matter what manager we have, our squad is not good enough.
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>[Mike Keegan] Man United hit by mice infestation at Old Trafford as stadium's hygiene rating is slashed after inspectors find evidence of rodents in food kiosk and suites
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>>146304979
it clearly says old in the name, what did they expect?
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Merry Christmas lads

https://streamable.com/90c8i2
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>>146285210
>WE ARE NOT A BAD TEAM
Lol, lmao even
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How many times are they going to "rebuild" this club? I feel like it’s a headline every week. It’s clearly systemic and so deep rooted that it likely won’t change until something really terrible happens to the club, like getting relegated or barred from transfers for a few years or something like that.
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The squad is shite
The spirit's fucked
Try as they might
It's not enough
Simply having a wonderful Mugmastime
Simply having a wonderful Mugmastime
Ten Hag is gone
Now Ruben's here
He's getting sacked
This time next year
Simply having a wonderful Mugmastime
Simply having a wonderful Mugmastime
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Have yourself a merry little /Mug/mas
13th is alright
From now on, Europe will be out of sight
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Anyone slating Amorim is genuinely a negative IQ subhuman.
>no pre season
>no time to train
>teaching brand new system
>shit squad
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>>146306744
lissen ‘ere m8, ruben amorm as united gaffer?? NAH bruv, its a fookin DISGRACE innit
bloke aint even worthy of carryin sir alex's old water bottle, let alone runnin THE MIGHTY MAN UNITED
who even is dis geezer?? some portugese no-mark from sportin lol
we’re MAN UNITED lad, not some mid-table beta experiment for up n coming clowns
look at him, bruv, barely out of nappies in managin years
>bUt He WoN iN pOrTuGaL!!
yeah, great, beatin teams full of part-time fishermen n gym teachers farmers league innitt mate
this aint the farmers league m8, this is the prem!! the THEATRE OF FREAKIN DREAMS
need a proper manager, not some tesco clubcard FC tactician
can u see him handlin rashford's diva moods??
or sayin ANYTHING to casemiro?? mans gets benched by his own players in trainin lolol
tactics? "fancy passin triangles" HAHAHAHA
”bUt ItS pRoGrEsSiVe FoOtBaLl” nah m8, its CONTINENTAL PRANCIN ABOUT
try that nonsense against city or newcastle, gettin battered 7-0 guaranteed
board thinks this guy’s the answer??
propa clown show, m8, propa clown show
amorim as united manager? fookin mug’s game
its a DISGRACE. END OF. ill fookin fight anyone. just come down ye.
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>>146306744
This
United is winning the Treble next season
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>>146306744
>they hated him because he spoke the truth
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>>146306744
You forgot a couple
>shit club
>shit manager
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ruben "a moor I'm" amorim
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>>146306939
Lol
>get
>a bath
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>>146306967
>ugly
>fag
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>>146306981
We don't sign our posts here
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>yanited
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>>146306984
e chads and /mug/ won
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/12/23/sir-jim-ratcliffe-man-utd-finances-squad-new-stadium/

its over..
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time for a /mug/ thread #2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB6RA22r-1I

damn, 500 post /mug/ for christmas
just like the good old days.
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>>146306744
>trust the process
>2 more weeks
Yeah, because that worked out so well these last... 4 years
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>>146307173
nah, it was a good thread, let's give it a rest for a couple of days

see you all on boxing day :D
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>>146305388
holy based
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>>146306744
>rejected by West Ham
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>>146305388
would love to fuck that very mid, basic bitch bird desu
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>>146305388
"grinch-fucked by bournemouth"
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>>146285440
Because your club is a continuous stream of comedy. I would say that Arsenal were bullied the most on /sp/ and the AFTV guy holding the microphone became one of the biggest memes here. You guys got this /mug/ meme instead (which is based on an American football shitpost from early /sp/).
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>>146308166
based



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