Amoverin edition>Saturday, 21st DecemberAston Villa 2-1 Manchester CityBrentford 0-2 Nottingham Forest Ipswich Town 0-4 Newcastle UnitedWest Ham United 1-1 Brighton and Hove Albion Crystal Palace 1-5 Arsenal >Sunday, 22nd DecemberEverton 0-0 Chelsea Leicester City 0-3 Wolverhampton Wanderers Fulham 0-0 Southampton Manchester United 0-3 BournemouthTottenham Hotspur 3-6 Liverpool
>animekys srsly
>animelys srsly
>>146290889>>146290909You weren't nice about my Christmas song edit and now you're not nice about the thread I made.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5F04fMLIQw&feature=youtu.be
absolute state of this lad pulling his willy watching cartoons
>>146290849>national teams when theres no breakThis is worse than it being anime
Top of the League Liverbros
>>146290976>>146290964
>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
>Newcastle's next 4 fixturesWWWW?
>>146290849Except for the goalkeeper, those anime girls are too white to reflect reality
well said zaz
Why are Arsenal so gay?
>>146291117great that fair play
>>146291047Unironically could be. Newcastle have been taking scalps at home, Manchester United will be piss easy, with Spurs flip a coin on which Spurs turns up and Newcastle are Arsenal's bogey team.Then again Eddie Howe might shit himself if he goes that many games in a row without slipping
>>146291047I'd be shocked if they didn't.>>146291117Is that meant to make me dislike Arsenal fans or something? They actually turn up. Good on them. City's number seems bullshit.
>>146291139it's gay>>146291163yeah, they turn up to watch homosexuality. that's gay
>>146291117this chart makes zero sense
>>146291283of course it does. Arsenal are the most homosexual of all the English clubs
>>146291117Arsenal fans are all like TyThey're all autistic and make arsenal their entire lives. So they go to watch the womens games too and will bring up womens results in arguments over arsenal
top 3 all time surely on the cardsnew contract or otherwise
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>146291489Always makes me kek
Rumours United gonna buy Isak in January if Gyokeres doesn't happenImagine the Troon Army meltdown
Don't let today's result distract you from the fact that in crisis, tumbling down the table, about to sack their manager Spuds are just 3 points behind flying high form team, in Beheaddie we trust, richest club in the world Poocastle United
where do forest and b-mouth finish do we reckon?
At what point post-Ferguson did you realise United were irrevocably broken as a club?
>>146291613Appointing Moyes
>>146291574>Isakgot a contract till 2028, they'd have to pay 120m
>>146291613>>146291637I thought Moyes would be just a blip and they’d be back to fighting City for titles pretty sharpish.It was only when LVG and then Mourinho failed to get a tune out of the United players that I realised the problems were more deeply rooted in the club.
>>146291092On principle I'd almost always do the exact opposite of whatever her or Whittome suggest.
>>1462916027th and 9th
>>146291574Isak can do better, no point leaving for that basket case
>>146291574Why the fuck would he agree to go to that bin fire of a team, who are even less likely to get European football than Newcastle? you stupid deluded homeless twat.
>>146291574>Isak retiring at 25doubt
I am severely depressed>Everton kept 3 clean sheets in a row (against Arsenal and Chelsea) after being slapped 4-0 by United>United decided to shit themselves defensively since
>>146290849the ball is out desu
As a Liverpool supporter, can I please just put on record how angry I am that City decided to be the biggest trolls ever and intentionally go out of the European places, just to put on an unspeakable run of form and claim the league again in the second half of the year. We all know you're the best, there was no need to be a dick about it
>8 goals conceded in 3 gamesSo much for Slot's controlled style. Arsenal will overtake within the month if this keeps up.
>>146290849I need plushy tits in my face, srsly
>>146294796City would need to win every single game from here to reach 90 points, but ok whatever comforts you
>>146295061>falling for bait that obviousPaddy brains
>>146295067Falling for bait? Am I in a fish tank? Clown
>>146295117Only clown here is you for replying to a post that was dead obvious trolling.
>>146295033great post
>>146295061And that's entirely possible, they are the best domestic team on earth thanks to their infinite riches cheat codes
>>146290849https://www.redcafe.net/threads/rasmus-h%C3%B8jlund-2024-25-performances.483483/page-68#post-32751815rasmus bros..
>>146295253That's what we're here for retard. Replying to posts>nooooooooo you can't react when someone says something outlandish... that means they won! they caught you with their ebin bait
>>146295351>getting this upset you got trolledMaybe don't be so stupid next time when you see complete nonsense.
yeah absolutely no way i am sitting through even one of these efl legs against liverpoolabsolutely no point in watchingfunny fing is ange looked genuinely surprised we were down like 5-2 or whatevwr the fuck it wasstupid fat cunt
>>146295696u fink?
>>146291613corr whats her name agen?
>>146291613
>>146295464>nooooooooo you can't get upset emotions are bad mmmkay! don't react and give out valuable (You)s for the baitman to spend
>>146291092Imagine shes a london mp
>>146295786Absolute head loss, go get some sleep.
I think Pickford is underrated
>>146295880Yeah I'll get some sleep maybe I can be as cool as you when I wake up. Cool dude, never seen him flustered
>>146295932>crying for over an hour because you fell for a troll post
>smoothbrain still unable to understand the distinction between replying to bait and replying to the baiterhe can be forgiven though because he's a cool dude, never flustered, stoic, emotionless
>he's still crying
>emotions? nah, not me
>>146291402thankfully nobody remembers Ian Rush's post-Lelverpool career>tfw my team had him for a while>he was the worst striker we've ever had>even worse than Rhian Brewster
>>146296129>the kenny spell at newcastle
rush scored one rush scored two rush scored three and rush scored four
what's stopping Amorim to play Lisandro as LWB because Malacia is completely finished until they buy a new LB, get Mazraoui to play RWB and get 3 tall lads to play CB (Maguire, de Ligt, Yoro).
So are Liverpool giving Salah away or not?
Spurs are fucking shit.
I rate the work of Mohammed Salah
>booed off the pitch>customers leaving after 70 minutes and demanding refunds for their club store purchases>signs already calling for Amorim's removalRealistically how long does he have left?
>>146295344If money was all that mattered Chelsea and Man U would have won the league as much as City have in the last ten years. Cope harder.
>>146297506>he thinks they spend as much as Citykek, next he will pretend he knows nothing about second contracts
>>146296775they don't have the players to play 343 at all and Amorim is a fool if he sticks with it, he will have worn out all good will by the end of the season
>>146297525They’ve spent very similar amounts, seethe more retard. Why are you trying to pretend either of those teams are struggling to compete with city in terms of money? Kill yourself
>>146297575>pretendbased naive retard
>>146297591Poor little old Chelsea and Man U can’t compete cause they’re so poor. Kill yourself faggot
>>146297645I never said they were poor you simpleton
>>146297717Fuck off retard
for me? kenny dalglish
>>146298079based
>>146298154always makes me giggle that scene where Borat is talking about the great minds that have gone to Cambridge university and then he namedrops Kenny Dalglish
>>146296129Hello meHe was fucking dire. No Dean Saunders was he.
MANCHUDSTER YANITED!
Cheering for laundry
I absolutely love that spurs are so cuckolded as a fanbase that all a manager has to do is be vaguely charismatic and they'll all fawn over him like the betas they are even though he's demonstratably worse than the last 3 managers they've sacked.Every other club with aspirations towards success would've chased him out instead of autisticly mumbling the word project when faced with a full calender year of shit results.
>>146291613After they hired a finished Mourinho, mancs still quote him today like he has some authority just cause De Gea saved his washed arsed time and time again
warra win dat wuz den redz
>>146291613Schweinsteiger
>mememouth and forest in a top 4 race
Arsenal facing tough competition for this signature.
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP NOW LAS~~~
>>146298908Arsenal fans back Arteta even though he's spent £800m to turn them into stoke
>>146299256kinda cute you think city are gonna be the wins to slip themyes i know city will always find a way yadda yadda this years different though. i think chelsea are the real contenders to slip liverpool. arse are bottlers
>>146299551gonna be the ones* not wins. i was distracted sorry. typo
>>146299352>even though he's spent £800m I mean you can go and look online anon and see how much he has spent. He has spent £643m. Even if you include 19/20 summer window (when he wasn't manager) Arsenal have spent £782m. For comparison, Spurs have spent £802m in that same period. Manchester United have spent £930m. Chelsea have spent £1.5bn. Hell, even Villa have spent £645m.The only team since 19/20 who haven't spent around that much is Liverpool at about £480m.
>>146299057corrpropa wholesome diss hafta be said
>>146298908painful rebuild innit
IMPORTANT UNITED NEWS>French side PSG are also looking to pay a 58m euros (£48m) release clause to Athletic Bilbao for Spain winger Nico Williams - but Manchester United and Barcelona are also interested in the 22-year-oldManchester United winger Marcus Rashford has lost the dressing room after admitting he wants to leave Old Trafford.>Rashford has broken up with his girlfriend who is set to appear on Love Island All Stars.Manchester United and Chelsea are keeping tabs on Bayern Munich star Leroy Sane.>Ruben Amorim is urging Manchester United to build a brand-new scouting team in Portugal.Alexis Sanchez has admitted he wanted to cut short his stint with Manchester United after his first training session. (didn't he say this years ago saying he had 'made a mistake' and wanted to go back to Arsenal?)>Manchester United are planning to go on a post-season trip to Malaysia, that will raise further concerns about player welfare.
>>146282017>>146282139are there any drugs that do the opposite? im interested in burning more fat and less glycogen/glucose for my athletic pursuits (steady state cardio)
>>146299908>SpursOne player club who had no option but to try and make up for the loss of that one player when he was sold.>UnitedHave won trophies.>ChelseaNeeded a full rebuild after Roman was forced out for no reason.>VillaWere newly promoted and needed to replace a Championship side.>ArsenalAllegedly one of the biggest and most established clubs in world football. Blew £800m to win a charity shield.Not sure why you're always like this arsewog
>>146300554you are a right boring cunt, dry your tears mate, he fucking done you lol.and I'm >>146300429 before you seethe.
>>146300554LOL.
>>146300451metformin, though it seems to have mixed results
>>146299908did the sumsgot the number
>>146290849Hey, that's not Oyarzabal!
>>146301280Great you're getting to set arsewog off again now
thought this is bald mudryk
>>146299116>>146299256Incredible you keep these gimmicks going after so many years
>>146301280It's funny how confidently Arsewog Just lies and chats utter shit if somebody dares mention arsenal
>>146296150You can't just post something like that without a warning lad.Elder geordies will have a heart attack.
Quick reminder that Gary Neville predicted United would finish 3rd this season and Liverpool would be outside top 4
>>146302638As the youth say - let him cook
Don't worry Yid Army.. there's another protest planned for Sunday
>>146302594What's Indy have to say about the matter?
>>146302685Indy only posts stuff when he can verify it from multiple sources. So he's probably awaiting more info
>>146295033me too
>>146301653>maybe you're a shitty camera mankek
>>146290849Liverpool will win both the CL and EPL.
>Manchester United are planning to go on a post-season trip to Malaysia at the end of the current season for a money-spinning tour that may earn the club $10million (£7.96m, €9.5m) in revenue.Harborough Town weren't allowed a FA Cup replay at home against Reading because it would impact on this. Remember that.
>>146302807Good, if you want more money for your club then earn it, rather than expecting free handouts from big clubs
>>146302807>£7.96mJust doesn't seem worth itI know they want to keep the Malay audience but how much do they really spend anyway?
>>146302807>£7.96mCan united stop absolutely hammering their staff now, removing all of their benefits and making mass redundancies?
>>146295730Tate McRae
It's funny how quickly it became clear sir Jim has 0 interest in making united a proper force again, and is instead focused on cutting expenditure to the bone and increasing profit margins
>>146302808>if you want more money for your club then earn it, rather than expecting free handouts from big clubsDrawing against a higher ranked team is earning it.
The united twitter accounts still being obsessed with Greenwood is really fucking weird
>>146302866It's not, they're given a handout of 50% of the gate even though its not their stadium, facilities or fans.There's a reason Ipswich don't get 50% of uniteds stadium income when they play in the PL
>>146302881can you blame him though? antony got away with it because the club intervened (repeated offense btw) yet they did nothing for greenwood, a much more talented player
>>146291613When they hired Pogba for 115M it was pretty obvious they were completely directionless, but there was a chance of things getting better then. Turning to Van Gaal and then Mourinho to build a project proved they weren't.
>>146302728Good journalism that. Fair play.
>mason of the mount out til March from a hamstring injury due to a hyperextended leg
Your friendly reminder
>>146302807They should really just send the reserves and one headliner, not like they'll know the difference
>>146302975Is this recent because United have collapsed like Liverpool...actually worse than Liverpool did.
>>146302984From 2011 kek
>>146302889>It's not, they're given a handout of 50% of the gate even though its not their stadium, facilities or fansI don't think you can read. How is drawing a match and earning a replay not an example of earning money by merit?
>>146302807>Non-league shitters' tearsDelicious
>Gary Neville explains why Man United's 3-0 humiliation by Bournemouth is a 'massive positive' for Ruben Amorim
>>146302807Why are Malaysians even watching that shit
>>146302825no, this money will go towards Big Jim lobbying government for a free stadium
I still think Liverpool will bottle it and City will win the league again.
>>146303230
>>146303237Unless it's mathematically impossible, never rule them out.
Why isn't there any pics of Antonio?
>>146303278I was asking myself this yesterday. Seems very suspicious to me.
>>146303278Doesn't exist, he's just a money laundering scheme
Why aren't the media calling out Pep?
>>146303374Nobody wants to look like a twat when he goes back to winning every week
>>146303374Call him out for what? Sacking a manager for having a bad run of games is a horrible practice that hopefully he will bring to an end
>>1463033742 3 5 4 1...is the formation I'd use here.
>>146302807 The warning signs about INEOS and SJR were there all along, but they were ignored. Now we’re seeing the damage unfold at Manchester United. At Nice: 5 years, 5 managers, finishes 5th, 9th, 5th, 9th, and 5th. No Champions League football, no real ambition to at least try and win Ligue 1, interfered constantly. He treats all his sporting endeavours like businesses. Slashing costs, demanding, interfering, hiring and sacking staff. Just look at INEOS track record in football, its all constant interference, constant change, endless cycles of stagnation. So far, he's already proven he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Yes, we needed changes, but he's made it worse by: sacking half the staff cancelling bonuses pissing off the women's team trying to get a govt funded stadium waiting a year to get the right DoF, then sacking him after a few months. And now we're going to see a Jan window of penny-pinching after spending £30M to sack a manager a few months after renewing his contract. Also Brailsford is a proper fraud - had a bit of success ages ago in sporting terms in a drug cheating cycling team and now thinks he's Mr Marginal Gains. Fucking inch by inch came out in 1999 its nothing new dave Not to mention spending £300M to build a squad suited to 4231 and then hiring someone who only plays with a back 3. How long until he turns on Berrada, Wilcox, or Amorim? This cycle of chaos is unsustainable, and unless SJR learns to step back, we’re heading for the worst few years in the club’s history. He’s on track to damage United beyond repair before eventually selling up, likely with the Glazers still in the background.
>>146303374They're going to pump Everton on boxing day and everyone will say he's stopped the rot2, 1, 3, 5, 4
>>1463034455 is being massively underrated due to the angle she's standing at4 deserves better too
>>146302815lmao
Business idea: immediately relegate any team that has won fewer than 4 matches by Christmas Day
Spurs were actually really good yesterday just a few decisions went against them, which always seems to happen in Liverpool's favour
>>146303448Mostly agree but when the governent inevitably gives man utd a free stadium he'll be trated as a business god.
>>1463033745>2>1>4>3
Kind of weird that Saka's "injuries" always coincide with an international break or a game against shit opposition where he can be rotated out easily. For a guy who goes down clutching something in every game and limps off whenever he's substituted he sure does miss relatively few games
>>146303445>>146303451>>146303491why is everyone giving 2 such a high performance rating??
>>146303526because you're gay
>>146303523Kind of weird how obsessed Liverpool fans are about this topic as proven by Indykaila
>>146303526>pretty face>good hair>showing off cleavage>nice hip/waist ratio>best outfit by far>stockings!>cutest whiskersIt's that simple
good to see no talk about Chelsea keep that up
>COPD-sufferer Virgil van Dijk reveals the secret behind Liverpool's incredible form that sees them top at Christmas
>>146303533>>nice hip/waist ratioyeah it's this
>>146303526Best face and it's not close
>>146291047Newcastle aren’t winning at the Emirates
>>146303352Feels like Michael Schumacher all over again.
>manure lose >homeless schizo rants about other teams Sad!
>Premier League icon is SACKED by EFL club Of course the DM want you to think - Lampard? Rooney? with the term 'icon' in the headline But no it's fucking Charlie Adam Though his goal vs. the unmentionables was amazing to be fair
The annual Salah Christmas social media post and subsequent loss of form because of punishment from Allah which derails Liverpool's season is going to be kino.
>>146303676Mad they're going to let him go on a free instead of selling him for 150m to the saudis
>>146303647I would not be surprised in the least to see them lose all 4 games desu
>Dejan Kulusevski believes Tottenham's players must learn to adapt their principles after Sunday's shocker against Liverpool They players have turned on Ange.
Stewards were bursting the ENIC Out balloons The protests must continue
>>146303772Kulusevski to Arsenal here we go.
ITS HAPPENINGITS HAPPENEDNO MORE POUNDLAND PRINCE
>>146303523what if saka has been actually injured all this time and arteta just forced him to keep playing? seems very likely desu, arteta was playing this injury mind game with ben white as well at some point and now he's out until february
>>146303374you do not criticise Pep and you do not criticise Messi, these are the golden rules of football journalism
>>146291117is this a graph of gay fans?
>>146303898Attendances at top flight femoid matches
>>146303914Stop spamming about women's football and homosexuality in here please you weird twat
>>146303802>Rosen
>>146303918I was just explaining the graph to the blind retarded american you insufferable cocksucker
You're allowed to drink on the terraces at women's matches, so you can have a beer while watching it rather than just at half time in the Prem
>>146303914oh makes more sense now.maybe the women are showing up to the games because the team is called Arse-Anal and it turns them on
>>146303526It's the thigh gap
>>146303918>Arsenal fan seething again Your fanbase is 99% either Muslim or feminist soiboy, deal with it
>Sheffield United's takeover has been completed by COH Sports
>>146303948Why don't you make an /efl/ thread rather than shitting up /epl/ with your non league shit? Nobody cares about non league shit m9
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>Saka and Sterling out for weeks
>>146304019KEK this really was the perfect weekend for Liverpool
>>146303948Yeah get back to posting the exact same posts about man utd and liverpool on repeat like normal
>danny drinkwater>drinks gatorade???????????
Reminder that Sheffield United were the first and will always be the true "United" club.
>henry cockburn>doesn't burn his cock just warms it up a little??????????
>Raheem SterlingIsn't BritishIsn't valuable
>Ben Mee>I’m you????????
>Score if you can
>>146304330i love how short these fan accounts memories arei know they're just grifters but it still makes me laughalso my favorite flavor of delusional fan account is ones like that, they change their handle to "AmorimEra" like 5 minutes after he was announced as manager. hojlunds got a lot of those too
>>146304330Aura
>>146304330COLD
>>146304330>Score 5 times if you can
>>146302728By the way, indy was 100% right on this and the media was hours behind as usual
>Saka out for 2 months"We'd have won the title if Saka hadn't been injured!!111" every Arsenal fan in April, probably
>>146303772hes getting a it big for his boots
>>146304330Presume that's directed at Zirkzee
>>146304330>Score if you want
>>146290849
>>146304952>Premier League, 2023/24
>[Mike Keegan] Man United hit by mice infestation at Old Trafford as stadium's hygiene rating is slashed after inspectors find evidence of rodents in food kiosk and suiteshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14221685/Man-United-MICE-infestation-Old-Trafford.htmlLMFAO
>>146303996Weren’t Arsenal notoriously shit at set pieces when the guy united have just signed was in charge of theirs?
>>146304990again? didnt this happen a few weeks ago
>>146304990youll never sing that
>>146304990false alarm, it was just bruno fernandes wearing a sweater
>>146305013that was rats leaking the united lineup earlythen there was literal leaking in the press conference yesterdayprobably just bruno anyway
>>146305028whati meant some food hygiene issue, not the water leaking (which is also funny to be fair)
>>146304990Biblical
Mental how shit Yoro is
>>146302815kek
>>146305145not that mental he's a spotty teenager with 30 pro games in a takeaway league, what was mental was Man Utd paying him 200 grand a week and paying 2.5x anybody else thought he was worth
>>146305226He's shit and United are retarded. Sadly neither of these are a revelation to anyone who understands soccer
>>146305145Bought so Jim could save face after personally fumbling the Branthwaite deal
>>146305013That was just finding them in the stands
>>146305373It's Braithwaite
So now that the dust has settled, who's staying up and who's going down? I can't believe (well, I can a little) that there's a good chance all three promoted teams could be relegated again this year.
>RATcliffe
>>146305470bruno looks tired
Clutch: Man City, Man Utd, ChelseaChokers: Arsenal and LiverpoolI actually ran the numbers on this and Liverpool are 80pc choke while Arsenal are an incredible 100pc choke
>>146305751>I ran the numbers>5/6 is 80%state of you
>>146305764lol I misread it as 5 times top at Christmas correct number is 83pc - worse
>>146291489Lmao
>>146305470oh right.
>>146305751dumb graphic because it doesnt show how big their lead was at christmas
>>146299908Arsenal and Manure fans will still cry about city “buying the league” while their clubs spend like this btw.
>Mikel Arteta has confirmed that Bukayo Saka will miss 'many weeks' with a hamstring injury.
>>146306364Don't believe a word he says desu
https://x.com/clkmotsmlvlle/status/1871174007212683339?s=19Sky sports deleted this video off all their accounts of stephen warnock saying united are cost cutting and forcing Rashford out as he's a high earner and jim wants them to make him feel unwantedJim definitely made the call to get it shut down
>>146306461
Alan Kimble has the most assists in Premier League history without scoring a goal himself (24).
Jim “Tory” Ratshitte is running Man U the way the tories run the country #satire
>>146306502Kimble all the way, merry Christmas everyone
>>146306502kimbledon
>>146306502>Elonexsovlobv not my dad's first computer, but the first computer i used as a child was my dad's Elonex desktopwith windows 3.11
>>146302594BOSS
Joey Barton is a based God Six Chad
>>1463033742>5>1>4>3
Which big club could sign Greenwood? Arsenal? Liverpool? Barcelona?
>>146306751he's never playing in england again
>>146306683I'm guessing this has nothing to do with the fact he is completely finished in football.
>>146306683>homos'sholy shit. can't believe I used to idolise this guy for his outspoken views
>>146306683He's completely failed to jump on the "hey they're cancelling me because i'm anti-woke" bandwagon, so he's getting more and more desperate for attention
>>146305373>KWABcliffe
>>146306781all it takes is a club to not give a fuck, which isn't hard. what do you think would actually happen if an English club signed him? that they would lose half of their matchgoing fans? unlikely. the only think that would happen is that you'd have a load of hysterical bullshit that would blow over quick. Arsenal or Liverpool fans would probably end up defending him to the hilt just because he was theirs
>>146306816>"hey they're cancelling me because i'm anti-woke" bandwagontends to only work if people haven't already been calling you a cunt from all walks of life for over 20 years tbf
>>146306751Forest
>>146306827i think he'll never play in england again
What's Kent like? Is it a good place to live in?
>>146306827It's more about sponsors walking away>>146306843He was also a Corbyn supporter like 3 months before he decided to try jump on the anti-woke stuff, he has no values
>>146305474Braithwaites?
>>146306854'ok'>>146306859>It's more about sponsors walking awaybullshit. nobody cares that muchanyway, which would be funnier: based Greenwood firing Liverpool to multiple league titles or Arsenal?
>>146306888it's a moot point because greenwood will never play for liverpool or arsenalfor starters he's not good enough
Reminder Arsenal are actively playing a racist and have issued legal warnings to any verified twitter account that references it
>>146306903dunno who youre on about
>>146306900yeah, he is. he's an elite striker and a better goalscorer than they have got
>>146306903*RapistSorry
>>146306915greenwood is a better goalscorer than mo salah? that's your take?
>>146306949no, but he's a better goalscorer than havertz or gab-je
>>146306949i mean in terms of a CFsalah, greenwood and diaz would rape the PL. mason is hated anyway so he might as well join liverpool to piss off even more people
>>146306978Greenwood would rape the women whilst Salah rapes the defences
>>146306683t.seething troonsix supporter
Best attacks this season (most xG created per game):Liverpool - 2.42(xG)Chelsea - 2.18(xG)Tottenham - 2.07(xG)
>>146306999>xGwhat a cringe memethe best way to gauge the best attacking teams is to look at actual goals scored. simple as.
>>146307013time for bed grandpa
>>146307013boom boom
>>146307013Best attacks this season (most goals per game):Liverpool - 2.31Tottenham - 2.29Chelsea - 2.18
>boyhood Birmingham City fan>0 Villa players in Team of the WeekLol
so ladsu fink pewl will win the league?was sceptical before but now i dno
>>146307142i fink
grim club
>>146307142if salah stays healthy, yesif he gets injured for a signficant period, then it's plausible arse or chelsea overhaul themliverpool are still a good team without salah, but he really is the x factor, he's the one making them heads and shoulders above anyone else this season
>>146307189based desu
>>146307142Barring some mad injury crisis or mental run of losses it seems impossible for them to lose or
>>146307189They're spot on, Liversimp.
>>146307189>Noooooo you have to pretend you give a shit about the womens team
>>146307189Send them on a world tour round Canada and Australia, they love women's footie
goldbridge drunk and going full itk modehttps://youtu.be/8JbEqSWDiyorashford, casemiro and garnacho are 100 percent on his life leaving in january and a bunch of other shit he shouldnt have said
>>146308717The only people who care about what this retarded faggot has to say are the low iq Indians and Americans who give him money
>>146307362haha this is a funny format, I like this format!
Made a previously on /mug/ edit for you ladshttps://streamable.com/cdcy83
>>146298588Dean Saunders was unfathomably based
>>146309249nice one
>>146309364kys fat pedophile fuck
>>146309211Giggs was giga based. Even fucked his brother's wife very ruthless man he is.
>>146309388Meds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhclaf8wlY
>>146309364Always makes me kek
>>146306502Just checked the archives and you're the first person other than me to ever mention Alan Kimble on /sp/
>>146309068that's not true, goldbridge is the biggest by factors, he has a lot of pull
>>146306502>crazy gang patch on the right breastdo we think this is cringe or not cringei'm kinda leaning towards it's cool but mostly cause it's old (so big nostalgia factor) and combined with lotto which is a dope looki think if any club nowadays did a nickname like that on their shirt they would get crucified onlinecan you imagine if peps city rolled out with "Centurions" on their chest, we'd never hear the end of it
>>146309580yeah because you reply to yourself you fat taff nonce.
>>146309249>>146309383Good work, I just watch Fan Reaction vids.
>>146309249>Kluivert has scored 6 goals this season>5 of them have been penaltiesLol. Lmao.
>>146311440everything about that kit is absolute kino
>>146312824>3 in a single gameAbsolute kino
>>146313238Is the record iirc in 'proper' leagues.
>>146313284>brannaganwasn't he supposed to be the next gerrard?
>>146312969i think youre right. idk what that sponsor is so no comment but i really like the neck thing lotto did, looks real niceand wimbledon had a really solid badge too
>>146313284fun fact i learned somewhat recently in my anglophilic dabbles, obviously that club is from kent and its gillingham with a J sound (which ive known for a while) but theres also a gillingham in dorset with a G sound, not a club just a town. and its right south of frome aka froom. probably a cozy area to visit maybe ill go someday
had a lot of walking around after watching that dogshit United performanceturns out I have a life outside supporting this shitty team
>>146313670There's lots of weird ones like where unless you're from nearby you would pronounce it wrong. Give you some examples because I know you like your language memes>AlnwickNot mispronounced as much anymore because fuck loads of things have been filmed at the castle (like Harry Potter which adults go wild for). Pronounced "An-ick" and not "Alan Wick".>BellinghamNot pronounced the same as the Real Madrid and England ace. Pronounced "Bellin-jam" (personally I say it more "Bellin-jim" but that's an accent/me being based thing)>CamboisGets everyone because they always say either "Cam-boys" or "Cam-oir" but it's more like "Cam-ez"There's more popular ones that people still get wrong like Bury (F) and Shrewsbury. More well known because they have football clubs so you would think most would get them right. But they still say "Burry" and "Shrews-burry". Both of which I've heard annoy people from around there when people get them wrong.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14222339/Sporting-Lisbon-set-sack-head-coach-Vitor-Pereira-just-one-month-replaced-Man-United-boss-Ruben-Amorim-following-Old-Trafford.html>Amorim's replacement at Sporting already on sack watch
>>146300429never heard of a player losing the dressing room before
[Adam Crafton] One year of INEOS at Manchester United: Big name cuts continue; David Gill’s £1m retainer ended Ratcliffe proposed MUSK or Bezos help pay for new stadium in one meeting significant ticket price rises being considered https://x.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1871463609592905999In recent address to staff, Omar Berrada warned more pain on the way in 2025, fears of more job lossesDetails of extreme cost control measures;anything over £25k now requiring approval above Berrada’s head (even carrot orders in bulk)https://x.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1871463612063326231increasing trend is INEOS execs being parachuted in to work on Man Utd, INEOS Acetyls CFO Gareth Anderson working on finance measures + now an INEOS operations man Gary Hemingway to work on stadium + football data analyticshttps://x.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1871463614521176154
>>146314939https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/12/23/sir-jim-ratcliffe-man-utd-finances-squad-new-stadium/> Why Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s second year in charge at Manchester United could be even more painful
Does Channel 5 have a comilation of funny football moments on this year?Excited to see 90s celebrities discuss a man falling over.
>>146314939Has it really been a year since Ineos? Feels like it's only been like 4 months. The fuck.
>>146314939>Having to ask your CEO for permission to order carrots KEK what a way to run a business
>>146309249kek post in /mug/ if you havent
>>146314939Still don't get the whole cost cutting exercise when United are exempt from PSR. Is Jim really such a fucking Jew that he would rather save £5k a year by sacking Maureen from the canteen than putting his hand in his own pocket?Amazing to think he's like the Glazers, but also somehow several times worse.
>>146314939ratcliffe at the wheel (of cheese)
>>146314939Jim is running it like a private equity firm that came in to asset strip and do a runner I also don't see how significant ticket price rises are realistic. There's a cost of living crisis and he's not in London, there's a reason it costs a lot less to see United/Liverpool/City than Arsenal/Chelsea/Spurs
>>146315129Also it's overlooked but having things like ample cleaners adds to the general satisfaction of the fans and players It's baffling that a Premier League side needs to have that explained but if you see your team lose 2-1 against still seeing them lose 2-1 but you've been wading in piss to get to your seat, there is obviously going to be even less likelihood of you wanting to go back any time soon
replacing the christmas bonus with a communal cheeseboard (approved by club captain) turned to disaster!
>>146315185Yeah that's also the funny thing. All of these people are being laid off to save a quid or two while the club is in the paper constantly for the stadium being an absolute shithole full of rodents, piss, and leaking water. That would be unacceptable at a VNL club.
>>146315185>It's baffling that a Premier League side needs to have that explained but if you see your team lose 2-1 against still seeing them lose 2-1 but you've been wading in piss to get to your seat, there is obviously going to be even less likelihood of you wanting to go back any time soongoing for the Indian tourist customeralso you get a free rat with your piss, stop complaining
>>146315185If you listen to the top clubs, you'll basically hear over and over about how everything is set up to achieve sporting excellence behind the scenes, and they want the players 100% focused and able to deliver.Cutting everything to the bone and holding the place together with glue and tape isn't how you do that.Players will also feel the shitty morale and atmosphere around the place when staff are being treated like shit and scared of losing their jobs
If you need a reminder of how important FA cup is to clubs Marine who famously player Tottenham in the 3rd round a few years ago earned millions from it and are now building a new ground using the money which will have 4 stands meaning they can be promoted to higher divisions for the first time in decades
Love the proper winter break, no game until the fa cup match against West ham on 12th January so players can enjoy the holidays with their families
>>146315306Great news.This upsets the Big Six armchair plastic who legitimately thinks every other club outside of that group should be dissolved with immediate effect.Oh look, one just replied shitting on Christmas football.
>>146315306Outrageously based
Gaffer.
>>146315306That's really cool but I'm struggling to understand exactly how they earned that much money? Does one domestic fixture really bring in millions for a club like that?
>>146315389It got shown on BBC and a bunch of foreign channels that brought in tons of money, and the club also sold tons of merchandise on the back of it and got new sponsors
why are united buying 25k worth of carrots
>>146315414They banned chips made from potatoes so now they give them carrot sticks like nature's chips
>>146315414To give to Rudolph
>>146315337What body type is this?
>>146315337Temu Ali Bastian
>>146315443Child rearing hips
>>146315337Abigail RudkinBecame social media famous for painting pictures of Klopp and the Liverpool boysNow employed by LFCTV and Bein Sports MENA
Butterfly in my room this morning. Depressing how mild Christmas is these days
>>146315306>Non-league shitters benefitting from the God SixMany such cases!
>>146303526Slaggiest outfit so probably ovulating
>>146315229spending 20k/w extra on improving staffing and facilities can easily save the same amount on incoming player wagessir jimothy must be planning a misery parade or will probably sell the club on in a couple years
>>146315443The corset is doing a lot there, she's probably a pig straight out of the shower.>>146315478Meme magic
>>146315576Don't be rude about our Abs
Merry Christmas, /epl/, and may all your wishes come true!
>>146315576>The corset is doing a lot there, she's probably a pig straight out of the shower.Most of them that look good in clothes look dogshit out of them. I've had sex with MANY women so I know what I'm talking about.
>>146315581Parasocial simp cunt.
>Ashworth’s removal as sporting director, five months after a similar period of United waiting for him to finish gardening leave from Newcastle United, sent shockwaves around the club because people felt it showed nobody is safe.>In that light, some staff at United are making contingency plans and looking at opportunities elsewhere. For instance, the commercial director at a different north-west football club is sitting on around a dozen applications from current United employees.>The starting gun on perks being removed from regular United staffers was sounded at the FA Cup final, when the club announced the traditional benefit of a free ticket, travel, food and accommodation would not be on offer for the game against Manchester City. Instead, staff had to pay £20 for a coach trip to Wembley and got nothing other than the ticket. >Bruno Fernandes was so taken aback, he went to executives and offered to pay for all the usual extras out of his own pocket. His proposal was rejected, with sources speculating it would have been a bad look for the new United regime.
On January transfers:>United will have to be mindful of agent fees, which were said to run into the multiple millions on the deals for Joshua Zirkzee and Leny Yoro, facilitated by Kia Joorabchian and Jorge Mendes respectively. >Ratcliffe is non-committal on the January budget, but profit and sustainability rules limit what the club can do. There are also questions about the amount of disposable cash, with several sources expecting a very quiet winter window. A source has suggested that United fans believing the club will sign “big name players” in January are living in “dreamland”.
On cutting funding to disabled supporters’ groups:>There has, for instance, been some debate about funding the former United players association (AFMUP), which is about £26,000 annually. A cut to the allowance for United’s disabled supporters group (MUDSA) has also been explored, taking funding from £40,000 to £20,000 annually. As part of their fundraising, MUDSA sells tickets to dinners with the club footing the bill, and questions are being asked about the so-called “double bubble”.>Sign-off is required on canteen orders as well, such as when carrots are bought in bulk. Heinz Baked Beans have run out in the press suite and are expected to be replaced by cheaper alternatives.
On INEOS-driven frugality:>There were signs of the new, frugal era where people sat, however. Golden envelopes had been taped underneath only four seats, with the contents being prizes, which included small hampers from chocolate makers Cadbury’s and British designer Paul Smith, both United sponsors. Two staffers got an extra day’s holiday, with the instant joke among those present being whether they would be allowed to take it. Every seat also had a complimentary chocolate bar on it.>In previous years, prizes were more generous: a £500 Selfridges voucher, four match tickets with hospitality worth about £1,000 a seat, a Paul Smith luggage set equivalent to £1,000, or restaurant vouchers.>The start of December used to be the time the rank-and-file could look forward to the office Christmas party. But the hierarchy at United, led by Ratcliffe, put paid to that this time round. When Berrada confirmed the decision during a staff meeting in September, one long-serving employee loudly responded with an elongated, “Wow”, which became a topic of conversation afterwards. It was seen as a small act of rebellion, giving voice to a feeling that had been bubbling under the surface ever since Jean Claude-Blanc, chief executive of INEOS Sport (below), announced during an all-staff meeting in July that a quarter of the workforce would be made redundant.
On cancelling Christmas fun:>Cutting the Christmas party caused widespread upset because it would have been a chance to mix with colleagues in a relaxed environment and have some fun at the end of a year when many had given up evenings and weekends to work. Staff have returned to mandatory five-days-per-week working from the office (another Ratcliffe edict) this year after becoming accustomed to more flexible working conditions following the pandemic. United also used to put on afternoons at Old Trafford where parents could bring their children to show them where they work, meet Santa Claus, and ride a bucking reindeer.>It is estimated United saved around £200,000 by cancelling the Christmas function, but those at the club say the call was made in light of so many people losing their jobs, and celebrating in those circumstances would have been wrong, rather than it being a financial calculation.
Opening twitter as a Man United fan hasn't been kind. Why is this austerity shit happening
>>146315626>>Bruno Fernandes was so taken aback, he went to executives and offered to pay for all the usual extras out of his own pocket. His proposal was rejected, with sources speculating it would have been a bad look for the new United regime.Howling
>>146315644>>Sign-off is required on canteen orders as well, such as when carrots are bought in bulk. Heinz Baked Beans have run out in the press suite and are expected to be replaced by cheaper alternatives.That's got to be a meme surely
>>146314939>Save money with cartoonishly stingy cost cutting measures that hurt the clubs image for pennies>Spend all the money you’ve saved bringing in “top executives”
IMPORTANT UNITED NEWS (forgot to do it last night)>Manchester United's Portuguese boss Ruben Amorim is under no pressure to pick England forward Marcus Rashford, 27, even if his continued absence could weaken their negotiating position over a January saleManchester United are interested in bringing in 25-year-old Nigeria striker Victor Osimhen, who is on loan at Galatasaray from Napoli, to the club in January>Tension between AC Milan boss Paulo Fonseca and France defender Theo Hernandez could lead to the 27-year-old's exit from the San Siro with Real Madrid and Manchester United interested in the left-backManchester United have been hit by a mice infestation at Old Trafford.>Marcus Rashford features as the face of January in Manchester United's official 2025 calendar, despite being linked with a departure from the club.Manchester United hero Lee Sharpe has warned his former club a potential exit by Marcus Rashford could come back to haunt them.>Ex-Manchester United defender Raphael Varane went undercover to attend former club Lens' match on Sunday.Sporting Lisbon are set to sack Ruben Amorim's replacement as manager after just eight games in charge.>Alejandro Garnacho's hopes of a Barcelona escape route from Manchester United have been dashed after being snubbed by the Spanish giants.
Arsenal fans sending death threats to Palace players blaming them for injuring Saka LMAO
BBC livetext question: Which team will you be watching on Boxing Day?Enter Isaac from Solihull:>I am heading.... nowhere (unless I want to be in the freezing cold all day long) as I would have to travel to Newcastle. I think I'll just wait for Brighton next Monday. UTV.Stupid cunt.
>article drops making united look like a joke>immediately deflect to talk about arsenalHmmm I wonder who it is
I wish SJR could balance my books looking at the amount I've spent over Christmas At the gym yesterday and promised the lads I'd go out tonight, not looking forward to it
>>146315752>unless I want to be in the freezing cold all day longBoxing Day is forecast to be highs of 12 to 14 degrees
>>146315795And the Brighton game is a Monday night.
>>146315757seeing as 190 forgot to turn his trip off for his off topic post....
>we've ran out of toilet paper, somebody message the CEO so we can restock Incredible way to run a business
United have a white academy lad called Jim Thwaites, hope he makes it for being SOVL and KINO
sheikh jassim could've fixed all this mess
>>146315389FA Cup games are 45% from the proceeds to each club then the rest to the FA I think, so a regular large club will bring in a load from ticket sales which greatly benefits smaller clubs. It's not just Prem teams as well, it's great from a 6th tier or whatever club to play away at Birmingham for example.
>>146315584Nós celebramos amanhã amigão
>the Manchester United squad has been hit with a food poisoning outbreak following their Christmas meal on 23 December(Athletic)
Sir Jim trimming the fat
>>146315795Is she malais-ian?
>>146316042It was an emotional time
>>146315985sauce?
>>146315129>Is Jim really such a fucking Jew that he would rather save £5k a year by sacking Maureen from the canteen than putting his hand in his own pocket?yes, this has been very clear for months
>>146316062Undercooked
>>146315129All his businesses hes done this. Snd then changes the tax domicile to Switzerland or Monaco while asking the government for gibs
Eagerly awaiting the Mo Salah Christmas tree post. Feels like he's running late this year.
in many ways it's our generation's munich
does Dave know it's Christmas?
>>146316234is he talking about him the jew making players pay for their lunch?
>>146315682because Jim is a money grubbing jew
>>146316185morning AW
>>146309364The fact this still makes scousers and scouseyanks fume is hilarious
>>146315605Don't get me started.My mrs is pretty stunning in makeup and clothes. Barely recognise her when she gets out the shower.
>>146316535Post a few pics for the lads so we can judge, we all promise not to have a cheeky J. Arthur Rank over them
>your missus posts sexy pics on the internet and nobody likes them
>>146316440It's half 3 you fucking mong dave
>>146291613When they backed Pogba against Mou
>>146314102ive heard of that alnwick one but not those other 2, cool stuff.
>Characterfaggotry on christmas eve2025 is the year I ditch this fucking place I swear
>>146315727SNUBBED
>>146316575I'll post her tits or cunt at 499 but probably not her face desu
bump
Why didn't Manchester United went all in for Zidan?
>>146317384hot
>>146317541He's too lazy to learn English, plus the only way is down in the club game. He's waiting for the France job for sure homie
>>146317786For whatever reason people will never rate Salah appropriately.I dunno if it's because he's non English/white, and he's also not like full African black
>>146317820the nogs really hate him
>>146317721OR he might go back to Real idk. If he waits than Frenace job is his def yeah.
>>146317541
>>146317820Also cause he's not flashy. He just grabs the ball, runs diagonally, everyone shits themselves, then assists or strikes clinically and smiles. No fancy dribbling, no tricks, no unique celebration, boring haircut, doesn't go around fighting other players or like nutmegging the gk.So it's like yes he's ridiculously good and better than everyone else by a margin but doesn't leave quite as much of an impact for the viewer.
>>146317834Kind of based he's working blackies into a boil.
>>146317820Because everyone knows he's full of PEDs and no one takes Liverpool seriously as a club
>>146317834>>146317886This happens all the time with players from North Africa.
>>146317881the forwards at liverpool kinda have a similar playstyle, he is just a better version of themcompare that to when coutinho was there, he was a great player to watch
>>146315727>England forward Marcus Rashford>England forwardlol, lmao even
>>146317890stay warm dave
I hate all the cunts who made us sell McTominay. He was my favourite player for years.
>>146317820it's because he plays for Liverpool and is Arab
Really rude some people in this thread it’s Christmas ffs
hype
>>146318502new contract in big virg and Salah's stocking?
>>146318502David Ornstein just reported it early, apparently it's a club exclusively supported by the scum of the earth
>>146318502kys indy
Merry Christmas, from /fa/!
>We have been told by high level @LFC sources that Liverpool have rejected £39.7m bid from @FCBarcelona for Darwin Núñez.lol who the fuck would believe that shite
MWARMou Was Always Right>WLD %Mou = 51.1%, 22.1%, 26.7%Conte = 53.9%, 15.8%, 30.2%Post = 50.7%, 16.4%, 32.8%>GF vs GA per gameMou = 1.93 vs 1.19Conte = 1.79 vs 1.16Post = 2.04 vs 1.56
Merry Christmas, /epl/>>146315407Oh right, I forgot that it'd be broadcasted to a whole bunch of channels around the world. That makes sense.>>146315950That makes sense too. Like I said, really cool.
>>146317820because his dribbling isn't good to look at apparently
Why can't Spaniards be into english football banter?
>>146320085they don't understand itcorberan to valencia is odd though
