second Bundes matchday of the season coming up sub-edition>Fr., 29.08.2025Nürnberg - Paderborn [18:30 Uhr]Hertha - ElversbergHSV - St. Pauli [20:30 Uhr]>Sa., 30.08.2025Kiel - Hannover [13:00 Uhr]Bochum - MünsterBraunschweig - BielefeldLeipzig - Heidenheim [15:30 Uhr]Bremen - LeverkusenStuttgart - M’gladbachHoffenheim - FrankfurtAugsburg - Bayern [18:30 Uhr]Düsseldorf - KSC [20:30 Uhr]>So., 31.08.2025Magdeburg - Fürth [13:30 Uhr]K’lautern - DarmstadtDresden - >SchalkeWolfsburg - Mainz [15:30 Uhr]Dortmund - Union [17:30 Uhr]Köln - Freiburg [19:30 Uhr]
>tfw Erektionsprobleme
>>150465476Anon, all of those people are rußlanddeutsche, go ask them yourself
>Nach Angaben von „Sky“ wird Beier in Dortmund bleiben, sofern nichts Außergewöhnliches passiert. Der Offensivmann möchte demnach um seinen Platz kämpfen und dringe nicht auf einen AbschiedBee bros
>>150465570>sofern nichts Außergewöhnliches passiert. I heard that term before
>>150465578>05-Sportdirektor Niko Bungert frech grinsend Richtung VfB: „Okay, wenn Stuttgart die 90 Millionen aus England direkt an uns weiterreichen will, dann vielleicht.“
>>150465570Some random EPL club be likehttps://youtu.be/CwE4mk2fbow
Timo WernerKai HavertzFlorian WirtzNick Woltemade
>>150465570Just sell him to Upswitch Gobblefuck Hampton United for 80 million.
>>150465829lolcows all of them
>>150465829great potential but mental midgetgreat potential but played out of position and too injury prone recentlygreatest German talent of all time and needs a bit of time to adaptincredible potential but transfer in the EPLel might’ve come too soon
wirtz move was too soon
HSV HSVHSV
>>150466167he's an undisputed starter for Liverpoolcouldn't be said about Bayern
>>150466229drug test every week inc
>>150466167he's too weak and not pacey enough for the PremBayern will get him for less than 70 million in two yearsScreencap this if you must
Werder bros, are we getting any cash from the Woltemade transfer?
>>150466501bout tree fiddy
>>150466501yes, we are finally rich now
>wimmer to west ham here we go
>shit fauli vs hiv Wow what a shit gaem to start the bundes weekend... I guess that's why they call it the blundershitga
>>150466731You seem to know an awful lot about defecation, Mr Martsharter
>>150466582Kwabselmenace
>>150466538almost, according to tm 00perts it will be like 3.4 mio
>>150466775pwned him
>>150465570Manure will for sure pay €150m for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSW7e9LFaxA
>lois oppie hatty vs hiv heute
Floppie no show and red card incumming keke
Has been created somekind of market mania or rush so that mid and low tier PL teams now will splash insane overprices for mid BL players in somekind of panic or because its the new hip thing. If thats the case the BL teams can just laugh all the way to the bank.
>>150467427EPL teams should look at players like Wimmer, Schmid and Führich, those are some real blundershitga frauds
pay the 75M, West Ham
>>150467445Wimmer is legit weltklasse though, should go to Bayern instead of some epl shitters owned by kike pornographers
>>150467493nahhhh pimmer deserves the move to the biggest league in the world
>>150467445beautiful crest
>Tullberg wechselt zu Europacup-Klub Echte Liebe(TM)
new eberl granate jus dropped
>>150467759N
>Der Name Fábio Silva lässt viele Anhänger von Borussia Dortmund die Stirn runzeln. Bis zu 26,5 Millionen Euro Ablöse für einen Stürmer, der in der Premier League grandios scheiterte? Während der BVB in anderen Bereichen dringend Verstärkung bräuchte, investiert der Verein eine beträchtliche Summe in einen 23-Jährigen mit einer bisher äußerst wechselhaften Karriere. Die Skepsis ist groß. In sozialen Medien und Foren äußern sich BVB-Fans kritisch über die Prioritätensetzung. Andere Baustellen scheinen aktuell relevanter, als einen vierten Angreifer zu verpflichten. Dortmund verfügt aktuell zum Beispiel über nicht einen einzigen gestandenen Flügelspieler. Das Kreativloch im Mittelfeld mit dem verletzungsanfälligen Carney Chukwuemeka zu füllen, überzeugt auch nicht jeden Fan. Fábio Silvas Geschichte beginnt dabei wie ein Märchen und entwickelt sich phasenweise zu einem Albtraum. Als 17-Jähriger brach er beim FC Porto einen Rekord nach dem anderen. Er wurde zum jüngsten Ligaspieler der Vereinsgeschichte, jüngsten Europacup-Debütanten und erzielte als jüngster Torschütze in der Klubhistorie seine ersten Treffer. Diese Erfolge rechtfertigten scheinbar die 40 Millionen Euro, die Wolverhampton Wanderers 2020 für den Teenager auf den Tisch legten. Doch schon damals gab es Warnsignale. Silva fühlte sich zum Wechsel „gedrängt“ und wusste selbst, dass er für die Premier League noch nicht bereit war. Man habe ihm jedoch angedeutet, bei einer Absage nicht mehr für Portos erste Mannschaft spielen zu dürfen.>Kehli, how do we get this team to perform better?>BUY ALL THE WEAKMINDS NAO!
>>150467849Dortmund is completely finished. They started to sign known failures because the Negers that used to give them an advantage for one season sign for other cuck clubs now, like Frankfurt. Next season it will be a different cuckold club again because Dortmund and Frankfurt have become irrelevant
>>150467849>der in der Premier League grandios scheiterte13 scorer in 24 games in LaLiga for a bottom team is pretty good.Dortmund fans have brain damage and don't even follow other leagues properly.
The beer and the Mossad
>Bei einer Bayer-Pleite in Bremen wackelt ten Hag
it happened
der glubb steigt auf ihr wichser!
>>150467676>„In den vergangenen Jahren habe ich viele besondere Momente als Trainer bei Borussia Dortmund erlebt und bin absolut motiviert, ab der neuen Saison mit unserer U23 erfolgreich zu arbeiten und die Entwicklung unserer Talente in meiner neuen Position mitzufördern.“>moves instantly to FC Midtjylland
>>150468990Dreh die Tabelle richtig rum
I am in a Zwickmühle right now, I want the scheiss HSV to loose really Bad, but I hate Scheiss Pauli with a passion What now?
>>150469102kysthank me later
>>150468892understandably so, Bremen is a relegation candidate
>>150465455>Hädda>Nürncucks>Cuckburgfreaky friday
chadgart spotted
>>150469113Rude
>tigges
>>150469231Emergency #TigginatorFriday
wtf lel
>>150469268#justBerlinthings
>>150469337>>150469337>>150469337New
>>150469102>loose
>>150469102just a reminder that every pauli faggot would put(you) in a lager if they could
SOMMER SONNE KAKTUS JA DAS IS THE WAY
Heute zählts HSV!!! Schießt die scheiß Zecken weg!!!!
upsides imo
glubbriggi
Klose in die Hose
>>150469102>i am in a zwickmühle i hate the hav for no reason at all because i want to fit in Kys seriously
Rrrrrrrrrrrberg
polzin out
TIGGINATOR
>>150469256it's over.
RIGGED
>>150469256>>150469992WE'RE BACK
>>150470051tigginator hat getroffen, it just didn't count
>>150469981>>150470002KWAB
Herta... The Wurst Team lmao
>>150470067see >>150470062
So many cute guys hnnng
>>150470095glubb lost their best twink aka Jander
based
>>150470186Me on the right
>>150470186im built like this
>>150470186Based S21-Enjoyer
benching dompe in a game like this is a disgraceI dont care how fit he is
>>150470485>Ynr 00perts rating them
WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
piss dich polzin du hurensohn
>Cuckburg
Was just thinking to myself, the german thing of having the team name above the number and the players name below seems cool at first because its novel but we already know the team name and it means the players name is shown much less so its pretty dumb
>KWABSV Cuckburg
Bolsin ouuuttt!
>refball'd to heck
That's miss is gonna revenge itself
wo haben wir diesen torunarigha bustard ausgegrabne
Guys, I have good news: Marla is free and wird nicht in den Frauenknast gehen
Oha die ist eigentlich echt ganz süß nur die Klamotten sind nicht so geil.
https://x.com/jgnufc1/status/1961475688927523097>Woltemade having issues with his medical NOT SO FAST
>>150471160>kingsvillager>poniface>woltemadeWelcome to Hospital FC!
KINGSVILLAGER MY N0ER
>>150471160I bet the Inselaffen just checked recent lowlights from Stolpermade and try to dotch this bullet now
fcuking riggedscheiß dfb mafia
>NOOOOO WE NEED TO LET THE LEFTIST RETARDS WIN The rig
HA HA HA HAMBURKWABBB
LmaooooFalling down
well, that wasn't a yellow/red, was just shoulder to shoulder
>Gocholeishvili>ynr kobijaschvili>ynr iaschvili>ynr tobias will
why is cuckburg so pathetic bros?
>>150471798Dino der zweiten Liga
hiv komplett blamiert.
>>150471973I ĥope they go down
>>150471988>>150471988>>150471988
lmao what are they doing? lmao
>>150471761Schön die Herkunft erwähnen du Scheiß Rassist
well at least that means the thread will have way better quality for 24h while the hivfag is in mourning
>>150472135you dont know me very good
>very good
>>150472171whats ur problem now you autist
kek
>>150472171>the hivfag is the retard "00" autist with terrible grammarmakes sense
>hiv turd is bremi tier retardedwow what a SHOCKER!
Scheiß Pauli
HSV gehört einfach nicht in die Bundesliga.
>>150472255Korrekt, ab in die zweite Liga mit denen
Es ist nicht schlimm, dass wir verlieren ABER WIE WIR VERLIEREN. NULL EINSATZ NULL MORAL. ERSTES BUNDESLIGA HEIMSPIEL. DAS WAR DAS STADTDERBY WACHT MAL AUFich bin fuming.
>HIVHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150472181>>150472200>>150472233u mad chuddy?
Nö, passt schonPauli stabiler, man hat das Jahr 1Liga gemerktIst klar: wir müssen um JEDEN Punkt kämpfen & es wird qualvoll Toru war (heute) schlecht Als Abwehrchef: KatastropheNützt auch nix, 5 Offensive zu bringen, wenn die nicht gefüttert werden (können)10ner fehlt
die bundes die
>>150472309>frog wearing blue like a hsv fankek
>>150472328>>150472328yes
>>150472317Any helpful tips for Dortmund?
>>150472317War halt n Klassenunterschied
why does merlin sound like he smokes 100 cigarettes per day?
>>150472392Buy one more Nkunkuh
i hate Nagerbreak
>we play b00n neggsteasiest game of the season so far me sinks
>>150472392Yes, buy more English ngubus>>150472425>Nein, das war eine Demonstration von Naivität. Schlimmer als die Mannschaftsleistung waren heute nur die Arschkrampen, die das Privileg hatten, ein Ticket ergattern zu gönnen, nur um nach 0:1 Rückstand zu schweigen und nach 70 Minuten einfach nach Hause gehen! Ihr seid keine >Fans
why are they like this?
>>150472462Yes and it will be zweistellig
>>150472504Typisch Pauli
>>150472462>*JABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOOO* starts playing
>>150472504inb4 3 punkte of the green table and bundes seethe kino
damn kathy is struggling hard, should dump that retard already
Jordan Torunarigha is nowhere near Bundesliga level. Nothing's right with him: his tackling, positioning, timing, forward orientation, joint shifting, sense of his own offside line—nothing really works. He's overwhelmed by the task of taking on an opponent and accompanying him on the inside in a running duel. Simply tackling his direct opponent becomes a shaky maneuver. On the field today, he looked like a regional league player who'd wandered into a Bundesliga match. Insane. The only one who was even more overwhelmed today was Christian Dingert.
>>150472645
>>150472462this is going to be so so funny
What's his phenotype anyway? I've never seen someone as dysgenic as him. Only the singer from "Provinz" comes close.
>>150472779mid-german
>>150472200>>the hivfag is the retard "00" autist with terrible grammar
are you not entertained?
>>150473350
>>150472320part number 199 398 500 A
bundes gets cancelled next week because the EPL bought every player
>>150473457Chelsea 2004 was the last EPL winner without a Buli player. Yes, even the humble old Leichester had Okazaki and FuchsI think our record is safe for another five years after this window
>>150473533yeah, Huth never played Buli, did he?
>>150473575>he
just got home and saw the resultlmaoooooo HIV is so fucking pathetic ahahahhahahahahhahah
GuMo
>Es gibt keine Schonfrist: Bei einer Bayer-Pleite in Bremen wackelt ten HagPillenbros...
>>150473533>and FuchsFiona?
>>150468013Frankfurt is becoming more and more relevant by the minute.
>>150480608The bald Chad will pull his head out of the noose
Hinkerpie also leafing... B00r chuddies we're back to le old Vizekusen
>Na, da isser ja, der KSV, den wir alle kennen. 180 Minuten (plus Nachspielzeit), kein Tor. Gegen Gladbach eine Torchance, gegen St. Pauli gar keine. Mit ein wenig Glück hätten es gegen den Stadtteilverein auch vier oder fünf werden können, dabei hatte man bis auf Wunderkind Vuskovic Jr. alle Neueinkäufe auf dem Acker.GuMo
>>150480867>Buy lots of pacey n00rs>Don't buy a proper striker they can pass the ball toMr Kühne, we need more billions!
>>150472779the manchild phenotype
>Offensivspieler will den FCB angeblich doch verlassen>Eigentlich war Jonah Kusi-Asare als Backup für Harry Kane und somit fester Bestandteil der Profimannschaft in der neuen Saison eingeplant. Doch nun hat offenbar ein Umdenken stattgefunden - nicht nur beim Klub, sondern auch beim Spieler selbst.Why not loan him to HIV?
>>150480943>"Yes, I like Knäckebrot and Ikea, how could you tell?!"
>>150480974looks like a Mii with square head option
>>150480608Mourinho in!
>>150480817He messed up in all the 3 games I watched of Xabikusen
>>150473640Based tom. bundes should listen to this expert.
>>150480974He has potential and no other Bundes club needs him more than HIV. A one season loan would be perfect for both sides if Jackson reall joins Bayern "on loan" for 15m + 65m option to buy
>I can confirm that Bayern’s deal for Nicolas Jackson is one of the most expensive loan transfers in football history, and internally both at Bayern and Chelsea the expectation is that the cost will rise to €22.5 million once performance bonuses are met, targets so light that they are essentially guaranteed. To top it off, the agreement includes an €83.5 million buy option and a sell-on clause in Chelsea’s favour, structured in the same way as the clause Bayern assured their counterparts in the Luis Díaz deal with Liverpool, which many doubted until it proved true.>The structure of the transfer goes even further. Bayern not only agreed to cover Jackson’s full salary, they also handed him a single-digit signing fee simply for accepting the loan move, something unprecedented in European football for a temporary deal. To make the finances work, Bayern sold Paul Wanner to PSV for €15 million, a move presented publicly as part of a youth strategy but in reality a financial necessity, since without that cash injection the supervisory board would never have signed off on the transfer.>Chelsea, who were more than willing to let Jackson leave, have transformed a squad player into a historic cash machine. The English club even forced Bayern to accept a penalty clause worth around €7.5 million, obliging them to pay more if the €83.5 million buy option is not exercised. The effect is to leave Bayern boxed into a lose-lose outcome. If we add the penalty clause to the loan fee, the signing bonus, the performance add-ons and the full salary, the total cost of a single season of Nicolas Jackson in Munich will approach €50 million.>In Munich the deal is presented as ambition, yet in reality it is nothing more than desperation dressed up as strategy. Paul Wanner, one of the brightest youth prospects, was sacrificed. Bayern sanctioned a record loan and even handed an unprecedented signing fee to a loanee, all to save face in a failing window.
>>150481499>To make the finances work, Bayern sold Paul Wanner to PSV for €15 million, a move presented publicly as part of a youth strategy but in reality a financial necessity, since without that cash injection the supervisory board would never have signed off on the transfer.>Paul Wanner, one of the brightest youth prospects, was sacrificed. lolWhat pajeet wrote this article? All the numbers are completely off and Wanner was sold like two weeks ago before Jackson's name was even duscussed
>>150481518
>>150481521I can confirm that this is a credible source. This man sucked my dick for a fee of 5€ last night and he seemed to know a lot about football
>>150481499Kek. Doofmund signs similar Premier Shitga flops for these amounts.
>>150480974einer für den Horst?
>>150480608how did they fail to properly assess ten hag during the hiring process this hard that they’re now doubting him after only two Pflichtspiele. shocking mismanagement if true
>>150481499They paid 15 Millionen Leihgebühr!!!! This is insane But, why do I wonder? Another Eberl-Meisterklasse
>>150481962couldn't they have shopped his disgusting acne away?
>>150481962https://x.com/NUFC/status/1961730655294759136unreal
>>150481952>>150481521>Beim FC Bayern beginnt das Jackson durch EberleTöpfer0
I still don't get the Jackson deal. It's not like he can replace Musiala or any of the wingers. He's worse than every other option behind Kane so is he just gonna play when Kane is injured or doesn't need to be fielded against world class teams like Heidenheim or HSV?
he looks really happy to be there
>>150482244grim
https://www.kicker.de/champions-league/spieltagWe've got all the dates now
>>150482323>Matchday 4holy Brett
>>150482199It is Eberl-Meisterklasse, dont ask questions
>>150481972It's Chemiepickel from all the PEDs
Eberl.MUSS.SPAREN!
Time for the Sportschau radio comfyrenz while doing Housework
>>150482199he is supposed to be able to be a back up for all four attacking positions
>Der VfB hat seine Wunschablöse für den umworbenen Nationalspieler bekommen. Lange buhlte der FC Bayern um den 1,98 Meter großen Angreifer, war jedoch nicht bereit, mehr als 60 Mio. Euro plus Weiterverkaufsbeteiligung zu bieten. Ende Juni fragte der Münchner Sportchef Max Eberl: „Ist Nick Woltemade 80 Millionen wert?“ Zwei Monate später kennen wir die Antwort.kek, TM.de with the Cuckberl-bantz
>>150482403But Jackson is a Chancentod. I reckon 17 y/o Karl is already better than him
>>150482456yes he is. ideal Coman replacement thenand no, Karl is definitely not better than him atm
>>150482406>Ist Nick Woltemade 80 Millionen wert?“
HARRES
>>150482532Nager soon
HARRESsimilar to Shitgges in concept but actually good enough for second Bundes footy
meds
>Hecqueen>Boochum is fum
>ynr Bremenanon saying we wont have a Manshaft right back problem for 10 years with Passlack
lmao whatI absolutely never said that
würd ich jz auch sagen, wenn mir so ne dumme aussage um die ohren fliegt
I will openly admit that I thought Henrichs and Klostermann would be good enough to become regulars for Germany but I would never ever rate weak manlet players like Passlack
>>150482635https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/72203604/#72206216
10 years ago Passlack was a winger lmao
>did an impressive jobwould never write stupid shit like that. 100% not my post
just admit to it man its embarrassing
>>150482665Why are you panicking, its okay to be wrong
>>150482659>lmao
>Bayer 04 Leverkusen gibt einen weiteren Leistungsträger ab. Nach übereinstimmenden Medienberichten hat sich der Bundesligist mit dem FC Arsenal über einen Wechsel von Abwehrspieler Piero Hincapié geeinigt. Der 23-Jährige war sich schon zuvor mit den Gunners über die Vertragsdetails einig und soll bis 2030 unterschreiben.
>>150482925It is so over for them
ERIKSSON
Wimmer? More like making jts kicker team the WINNER LoL! (Rawr :3)>>150482987You could say: it is... Über xDxDxD
DAMJANOVIC
Behörden alarmiert wegen vieler Ehec-Fälle Bakterium sorgt für Brechdurchfall+++Zwiebelmettwurst schuld?
based hangover chads
>>150483143>new guy joins>builds a team of the best performing players from the first matchdaythis is borderline cheating and Melody should kick this guy
>>150483258Not my Zwiebelmettwurst
Now, after the dust has settled, what do I think of drone cams in footy?
Warum füchad spielt nicht? >>150483281Tbf martel is really good and was thinking of getting him...
>>150483305Wanted to post >vegans win again but then I remembered that one time the sprouts killed dozens. That was also Ehec.
Over 04 Leverkusen
>Jonny Bitch bankKWABBBBBSEL
>>150483414nvm not even in the kader LOL this guy cant stay healthy
>>150483281wtf is this
>>150483414fuck I have now zero strikers to field
>>150483598are we starting the 0,5er bremer.. im not so sure after the mane incident
ARM INJAH
>schmid not going to England here we go confirmed B-b-b-basssseeeeeddddddd
>150483734this just means he can collect more 5er Noten lel like today vs Grimaldo Note 2 (1 goal, 1 assist) and Tillman hatty (note 1 motm)
how many for Kaufchad vs bvllz?
>>1504838880 lol
>>150483143Überkusen xDDDD
>>150483333Scheisse
>>150483281Any words from our (Admin)? in germany we call this wettbewerbsverzerrung
Obi is back on the menu boys
last day of ten haag
Sandro wagner is so based (i was with him in haching btw)
Gladchads are finna btfo stuggard Btw why don't stuttcucks have a logo or crest or sponsor LOL KEKS
ESSCHÜLLERTWIEDER
>>150484353Demirochad hatty vs Cucklas LMAO
>>150484185i'll eat her thighs
>Brewomen
Dortmund, Buyern and >schalkeain't playing.What game are you guys watching?
GEORGIA
>>150484446M'ladybach aka Rheydt RoughRiders ftw
>>150484477Why not. I'll give it a watch
>baumcuckner
>>150484446Buttfart Kackbach
Ullrich is the next Lainer
se Fuhrer is in
>GoondavFührich masterclass incoming
what does the red bull banner say?>Saisonstart heißt Alles ist w_ _ _ _ _
dreading to clean up the shit that I ejected on the bathroom floor while projectile vomiting into the sink yesterday
>>150484618just leave shit on your floor, no biggie
Eberl could have had Doan ...
>>150484600its an M you blindski
>>150484697don't need him, just wait for Wirtz
>>150484697Not nigger enough b00n gotta sign niggers for agitprop purposes to teach germans that blacks are german
Very nice goal from frankfurt :)
>>150482406De Loddar was right once again
>>150484697could he though? I feel like Frankfurt would have wanted 9 digits from Bayern
>>150482406>Ende Juni fragte der Münchner Sportchef Max Eberl: „Ist Nick Woltemade 80 Millionen wert?“ Zwei Monate später kennen wir die Antwort.the answer is still no, not even 50mil
>>150484697For almost the same price as a 1 year loan for a PL bench warmer LMAO.
while you keep repeating yourself over and over on a daily basis, we've just won another title
>>150484757Doan waited for a good month for Bayern to make their offer before he committed to Eintracht
Moritz nicolas should unironisch be german #1
How bad is Bre"men"?
TILLBOYYYY
>>150485102it's the keeper (again)
>Wallahi
>>150485134Why don't those retards just buy omlin
CHADLANI
>>150485201>Abseitslani
>>150485228plemperle was
niemals elfer digga
Werder Rigmen
the era of leVARkusen came finally to an end
>put us in Coach
Basado schmid (P)
damn that was a nice corner variante by brewomen
tf is wrong with the vfb jerseys, did they get not finished in time or what?
holy shit that attendance in leipzig
Stuttgart looked pretty grim against Kackbach
BULLED
Raum /a/ssist
test
Ristu masterclass
>STÖGER
>>150484987>On 7 August 2025, Dōan joined fellow Bundesliga sideI think Uli just doesn't like Asians after Kim and Itohhe really needs to retirethe Jackson scam is completely on him, why the fuck would you ever make a public statement that you won't buy anyone else and just want to do loans
this is insane to methis guy despite the age was still very solid, at least keep him as backup
>>150486050>what are wages
>Huhndav KreuzbandrissKWAB
>>150484697KOAN DOAN!
>>150486050Criticized Rolfes (internally unlike Xhaka) probably
>>150486097lmaothey're gonna lose 60mil of the Woltemoney instantly
Brewomen and Heidenheim absteiger 1 & 2
>LeVARkusen>>150486097They can afford the best doctors now
>Kekken
>>150486050lol
SCHMIDT
Boszball
>Cuckbach
>>150486245If HSV doesn't get a striker that can score like yesterday one of Bremen and Heidenheim can hope for the play-out spot.
bruh
>Jens Kpop
Sugawara with the Anime shot!
>Zitterer
>Levercucksen
ERAS COME TO AN END
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ten hag sacked yes or no?
tough weekend for the hivogel
keeek
Reverse werderkusen'd
humble guy
>>150486963>(you)KWAB
HOLY FUCKING BASED BRECHADS
brechads... I kneel
thank fuck for chema man
>Eras...come to an end
Ayo dis nigga jackson gonna sign or not?
>>150487256saar, do not redeem the loan agreement saar!
>>150487080and Augsburg?
>>150487256>Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca on whether Nicolas Jackson's loan to Bayern could be cancelled following Delap's injury today: "I just finished the game, came here and have no idea. We're going to sit now and we'll see. Honestly, I have no idea." [@NizaarKinsella]
>losing to ten MEN BreMEN
>>150485691>Für das Bundesliga-Spiel gegen Gladbach trägt der VfB Stuttgart ein Sondertrikot. 100 Jahre roter Brustring werden gefeiert.>Am 30. August 1925 trugen die Stuttgarter erstmals nachweislich das Brustring-Trikot in einem Freundschaftsspiel gegen Alemannia Worms.>Das Sondertrikot ist in klassisch weiß gehalten – mit Fokus auf den roten Brustring. Dafür hat Hauptsponsor LBBW sogar auf die Werbung verzichtet.
>>150487286>>150487385The jew say otherwise
>>150487524prolly got second thoughts about scamming this hard
>>150487366
>Chelsea have asked Nicolas Jackson to return to London. The player wants to join Bayern but The Blues now have no intention to sign the documents of the transfer [@DiMarzio]>Cuckberl
>bald fraud to be sacked firsti shouldve known
Pletti retard still hasn't caught up
Wafcastle 2:1
Servus Boniface
>>150487650Bayerndusel
>>150488339>dodge Fraudmade>dodge Jacksoffwho will they luck into?
So ETH first one on trainer Karussell
>>150487366sorry, had to leave unexpectedly for some minutes
>>150488172>we want the circus audience
Looking for a loan?
>>150488573I don't think thats possible in germany, with his contract ending in 2026. Would be the funniest possible thing tho.
>>150488573
is that gate opening a gimmick? never seen that before
>>150488609this is the roman province of Bavaria
>diazL O L
>DIASS
>Diazno fucking way he missed that bro
2 missed open goals in 3 minutes
Wolf will be at the WMscreencap this, this guy is on fire
>>150489035he used to score this
>>150488928Augsburg has roman ruins in a few different placest seer with mine own augs
>15M loan fee for a guy that can play one position (barely)Eberl era is an inside job
>>150489161that's the circle of historyin a few centuries they will be ogling the ruins from american bomber attacksmaybe make a special edition Germanen shirt
>>150489171Well, wann werden sie ihn feuern?
GRANATBRY
GRANATBRY GRANATBRY GRANATBRY
let him cook
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Let Tuchel have Dahmen
cancel the blundershitga no one cares anymore
>>150489035like milk
>>150489703Augsburg is barely doing anything but defending this game. Everything has to get on Bayern's level.
fuck stanisic
>>150484987Doan’s actually pretty cautious and grounded. So even if Bayern had offered, he probably would’ve turned it down unless he was sure they wanted him for his talent and not just marketing, that he’d actually get a shot at starting instead of rotting on the bench, and that their tactics fit his style.With next year’s World Cup roster in mind, the last thing he wanted was to spend the whole season riding the bench.
BUENOS DIAS
LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO
DIAZstarting to think Bayern is a bit too good for this league
LUCHOOOO
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>>150490250Augsburg away used to be one of the tough games
>>150490250They are, but too bad for the CL or Pokal
>RÖMERTRIKOT
>>150490289>one of the tough games
>>150490250this will be debunked in the CL, the competition is simply too shit
>>150490308does it get more cucked?something i expect from a faggot club like Köln
save us Tietzer
>Wagner sandbagging against his former clubshameful!
WE WUZ ROMANZZ AND SHIEEEEET
>>150490483Yes
>>150490301>>150490373well yeah their squad depth is non-existent which will definitely cost them the cl early on but the a team does look very strong atm
>>150490689Can you give me a (You) pls (i love germans)
OLISE
OLISE OLISE OLISE
>dahmen
>nager called ladies instead atubvllo
150490709I can give (you) a ‘kys asap’hope that helps
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>DAHMENahahahaha who thought this english fly catcher was ready for the Nager
Olise is such a baller
bok bok
Moritz nicolas deutscher Nr. 1 >>150490771Yes, thank you for the attention :3
Oh wow Bayern is beating Augsburg and it's not even close, I never could have predicted this
>>150490863oh wow your BMI is over 40 I never could have predicted this
>>150490894It's actually 38. (you just got pwned.. now it is time for you to kys yourself )
>>150490863>be me>smug amerifat, rocking cowboy hat and tattered American flag, McD shirt stretched to max>wake up 07:49 PM CEST, August 30, 2025, already shat the bed, freedom smells like victory>stumble to Walmart, cargo shorts sagging from last night’s KFC binge>grab 10 packs of cheeseburgers and a gallon of soda, cashier nods respectfully>hit McDonald’s drive-thru, order triple cheeseburger meal, spill fries on lap like a boss>roll to KFC, demolish a family bucket solo, leave greasy finger marks on steering wheel>swing by Burger King, snag a Whopper, mid-bite realize I’ve shat myself again>no panic, just American resilience, waddle home with sauce-stained glory>sit on couch, reflect on how the world envies my epic lifestyle>tfw I’m the peak of civilization>laugh at foreigners trying to keep uplol lmao even
>>150490926>38its also your age, so act like this
bäm
BOK BOK BOK >kimmchi OG
>boey
COOMER!
Karl no show
If Essende wasn't on a red this is 3-3
fell aua xD
heem sleepy
>>150492092fällt aus
did the tietzer even touch the ball once?
maybe next time lmao
>diazshouldn't have come to a league with actual goalkeepers
time for the real topspil
Lucho bro......
Sandro Wagner is a soul merchant
Woltebitch no show vs Sneeds btw
>"Das Leben ist kein Konjunktiv. Das Leben ist Realität.">Der Mensch, Max Eberl (2025)post more inspirational and deep quotes
>>150492976Ist ein Ponyhof ein Konjunktiv?
>>150491049Uhh sweetie, jt is German. ICE raid on Chicago next week will send him in shackles and orange jumper back to Bavaria.
>>150492976>das letzte Hemd hat keine Taschen
>>150492976>Lieber Arm ab als arm dran
Has anyone tried the new Deutschland-Schokolade from Heino? Only the finest Zutaten from Deutschland and it costs only 9 Euro
Wenn man mit vollem Bewusstsein in den Kopf eines Gegenspielers springt und dem maybe nen Genickbruch zusetzt, dann ist das ne Rote KarteKann mir keiner der bayrischen Erfolgstrottel irgendwas anderes erzählen
>>150494133Lothar said it was a normaler Zweikampf. End of
>>150494151Sandro Wagner on Robin Felle's injury: "When you see the family in the dressing room. His mother was crying, his sisters were crying.
>>150494181>His mother was crying, his sisters were cryingthat's hot
>>1504941332 Nackenklatscher, morgen früh is training>>150494304>>150494181he was crying as well. wholesome
>>150494133kwab
>>150494133scheise was is pasirt
>>150494463miss this based retard like you wouldn't believeprobably farted when he hit his face too
>>150494463at least he didn't bite his head.
Thioune sacked in the morning?
our boy looking crisp
heuer fernansh i'm sportstudio
>"Chelsea hat uns informiert, dass sie den Spieler gerne zurückhaben wollen, nachdem wir uns gestern geeinigt haben", erklärte Bayerns Sportvorstand Max Eberl nach dem 3:2 in Augsburg in der Mixed-Zone. Dementsprechend werden die Münchner "den Jungen zurückschicken" und müssen über neue Optionen nachdenken.>In Aktionismus verfallen die Verantwortlichen aber nicht, auch wenn ihnen das personelle Problem in der Offensive bewusst ist. "Wir werden ganz in Ruhe entscheiden, was man tut, wie man es tut, was noch möglich ist. Jeder wird nochmal sein Netzwerk und seine Kontakte aufrollen und dann schaut man eben, was möglich ist", sagte Eberl. 48 Stunden bleiben dem Rekordmeister nun noch, um eine Lösung zu präsentieren.Time to pull out the the phone book, Uli
>>150494133e brudala Necha
>>150495293radical left press decided to cricify him for football's sinsi wish him that he never has to pay taxes in germany again
>Andrich: „Was dann passiert, ist ein Sinnbild unserer aktuellen Situation. Wir haben zu viele Leute, die sich mit anderen Sachen und nur mit sich beschäftigen. So sah das Spiel auch aus. Jeder hat für sich gespielt, jeder ist auf dem Platz rumgelaufen für sich alleine. (...) Das hat auch nichts mit irgendwelchen Unruhen oder mit Spielerwechseln zu tun, sondern einfach mit der Mannschaft auf dem Platz.“>„Wenn du nicht als Team spielst, wenn du Riesenräume zulässt, dann kannst du nicht gut verteidigen.>Andrich über die Situation, als Patrik Schick (29) und Exequiel Palacios (26) auf dem Platz diskutieren, wer den fälligen Elfmeter vor dem 3:1 schießen darf: „Natürlich ist ,Pala‘ auch ein guter Elferschütze. Aber ich glaube, aktuell haben wir andere Sachen.“>„Wir sind alle alt genug. Ich bin ein Freund davon, so etwas selbst und auf dem Platz zu klären. Das war auch ein Zeichen an den Gegner. Der sieht: Die führen 2:1, können das 3:1 machen und diskutieren erst mal über einen Elfmeter. Das sind Kleinigkeiten, die einen Gegner aufbauen. Wir können da nicht zwei Minuten herumstehen und Schnick-Schnack-Schnuck spielen, wer den Elfer schießt. Das ist eine von vielen Sachen, die bei uns nicht im Moment rundlaufen.“ >„Jeder spielt sein eigenes Spiel. So kannst du gegen keinen Gegner der Welt gewinnen! Und bei aller Liebe, Bremen in allen Ehren, die haben es super gemacht und haben sich reingehauen. Aber du darfst niemals hier irgendwas hergeben. Aber wir haben es gemacht und es verdient hiergelassen. Da müssen wir ehrlich sein.“
>>150495813Andrich Spielertrainer after bald fraud gets the sack?
Watching the Sportstudio on mute while listening to System of a Down
retarded move by Boey
>Bayern möchte finanziell weitsichtig agierennice cope, Max
>>150494133Ja, das war eine klare rote Karte.Der Frankfurter Büroturm scheint nicht besser als der Kölner Keller zu sein.
> "Nachdem wir einen Transfer von Nick in der laufenden Transferperiode lange Zeit ausgeschlossen hatten, haben sich die Rahmenbedingungen kurzfristig in einer solchen Größenordnung verändert, dass wir im Sinne unserer Gesamtverantwortung für den VfB Stuttgart - bei allem Wissen um Nicks sportlichen Wert - nun doch einem Verkauf zugestimmt haben. Wir danken Nick für die gemeinsame Zeit und wünschen ihm alles Gute für seine weitere Karriere." nice wording kek>"Ich verstehe die Perspektive aus sportlicher Sicht total", sagte Wehrle bei Sky. "Es ist doch klar, dass er wahnsinnig gerne mit Nick weitergearbeitet hätte - wir auch. Aber wenn dann eine Größenordnung erreicht ist, haben wir eine Gesamtverantwortung für den Verein." Die Ablösesumme habe die "Schmerzgrenze übertroffen". Am Spieltag ergänzte Hoeneß, dass er auf der PK das gesagt habe, "was ich gedacht habe." Nach Enzo Millot, der zu Al-Ahli gewechselt ist, verlieren die Schwaben in Woltemade schließlich einen zweiten zentralen Offensivspieler. Nachfolger konnten bislang nicht verpflichtet werden. "Ich bin davon überzeugt, dass wir bis zum Ende der Transferperiode da auch noch gute Lösungen präsentieren werden", sagte Wehrle, der darauf verwies: "Es ist jetzt nicht so, dass wir bei null anfangen."tic toc wöhrle
There is nothing worse than your dog dying and not bring able to do anything against it :(
>>150497670I know that feeling, my grandma lost both of her dogs unexpectedly last year, they were both very old but no signs off illnessfeel yourself hugged bro
>>150497670Know that feel. I'm still not entirely over the death of my cat from cancer almost two years ago :(
>>150498493>>150498736She has had trouble breathing for a year nöw due to lunge issues and no Doktor was able to help...yesterday it hot so worse I had to take her again and they finally decided on cordyson to help break up the cough that has built. Something happened today idk what but she stiffened her neck looking upward since afternoon and when I returned from shop she collapsed roght at doorfront. Took her to emergency Doktor and she sad her lunge simply cant support her body snymore. And I dont get it, out of nowhere, how the fuck did these other vets not see that, did cordyson now make it worse? I took her back home bcuz she said the alternative is her getting the euthanasia pill and being left alone in some room for the night bit now my heart breaks because I cant do anything to help her pain.
>muh dogsdo white people really?!
>>150499365Get your Doggos favorite treats, let him feast and then take him to the vet to put him to eternal sleep. It sucks but at any good vet you can hold your doggo in your arms on his last voyage so it's not that bad. Take the good boy home and give him a last resting spot under his favorite tree and cry for a day, it's okay. Keep his memory alive and it's all good. Good boy have to go.It's hell been there, done that two times it is what it is. But hey I got a great Appenzeller puppy 12 days ago, new doggo, new story, new memories, this time with 4 kids that can really enjoy the doggo and will never forget him.
the beer
>>150497059Mit dem Angriff Bouananis wird das alles wieder in Ordnung kommen
GuMoWill Ulli call the Dopa with Schaum vorm Mund?
>>150506980CHELSEA HAT UNS VERARSCHT
>>150506539Le Nafri replaces German Wunderkind - sad.
BvBros... How we feeling today?
cucked as per usualthe best high
>In Medien aus Jacksons Heimatland Senegal wird berichtet, dass er nicht die Absicht hat, zurückzukehren oder noch einmal trotz Vertrags bis 2033 für Chelsea zu spielen. >Dort heißt es, Jackson akzeptiere die Entscheidung des Vereins, die Leihe nicht zu vollziehen, nicht und sei wütend über die Situation, in der er sich befindet. Jacksons Vertreter lehnten eine Stellungnahme ebenso ab wie Chelsea.>Auch bei der Sun will man erfahren haben, dass Jackson mitsamt Entourage nicht vor habe, nach England zurückzufliegen, da man den Deal weiter vorantreiben möchte. Demnach sei er entschlossen, das Leihgeschäft mit dem FC Bayern abzuschließen.
>>150507313another black refugee in Germany. Great
>>150507313he a good boy
>>150507313I blame Dembele and BVB. They made this kind of behavior acceptable for N00r
>>150507394Dortmund didn't send him to Barcelona to do a medical just to call him back a few hours later though
holy copium
>>150507427They allowed him to pout his way into getting transferred though. So now every Neger who wants to switch clubs just does the same, no matter the decision of his employers.
Honestly I hope the Jackson deal doesn't go through. He's just not good enough to replace anyone except for Kane if he gets injured but he almost never gets injured because he's extremely professional. Bayern should get another good winger instead. Olise can actually play as a 10 well, not just in theory
>Am Sky Sport Mikro findet Wagner zudem deutliche Worte in Richtung Boey und der Bayern-Bank: "Ich unterstelle ihm keine Absicht. Das Einzige, was ich mir gewünscht hätte, dass er nicht zu cool für die Welt weggeht, sondern direkt Entschuldigung sagt und nicht erst dann, wenn er sieht, dass der junge Mann sich nicht bewegen kann. Und dass der eine oder andere auf der Bayern-Bank etwas schneller die Synapsen anmacht und sich nicht beschwert, dass es kein Foul war. Das macht man einfach nicht."
kult wagner does it again!
schalke broshow are we feeling today?!
>>150507331piccobello obgschom kehrda
>>150507568already getting tired of this faggot
finally a game for Wirtz
think i might actually watch that game
what's blud's foot doing there?
>>150507583Obvious draw
>>150507313Another Kabinengift for my Bayern, well done Eberl
>Was dann (nach dem 1:3) passiert, ist ein Sinnbild unserer aktuellen Situation. Wir haben zu viele Leute, die sich mit anderen Sachen und nur mit sich beschäftigen. So sah das Spiel auch aus. Jeder hat für sich gespielt, jeder ist auf dem Platz rumgelaufen für sich alleine. (…) Das hat auch nichts mit irgendwelchen Unruhen oder mit Spielerwechseln zu tun, sondern einfach mit der Mannschaft auf dem Platz.“De Robert
Doppelpass soon and Katharina is so fucking cute
>Katharinawho? some new eye candy?
>>150507877Katharina Kleinfeldt. She's the Doppelpass eye candy
oohh okthe chick who doesnt even recognize players
>>150507897He wore the shirt of the other team. It would have been embarrassing if it was a top player but you can't expect everyone to know every irrelevant Bundes shitter. I didn't know him either
>>150507447they didn't, they wanted a specific amount of money which they got, otherwise he would've stayed
>>150507927>being a journo apologist
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>>150507947brainlet, perfect for dopa
I hope WestFC wins today
>>150507944NATÜRLICH HABEN SIE MICH NICHT ERKANNT
>>150507947sexo
not seeing any good dopa slags today
early FlirtZ celebration thread>>150508051
>>150508056why
>>150507944She's one of like two attractive journalists on german TV
>>150507927its her job. if she doesnt recognize him she is bad at her job. simple as.
what the actual fucki was thinking about tipping him as first trainerentlassung briefly but he is speedrunning it hard
>>150508251lmao
>>150508251dopa brainlets about to talk about this
>>150508251>sell your best players>90% of your starters from last season have left already or want to leave>buy complete frauds to replace them>blame the coach when the squad is falling apartthis is criminal behavior by Rolfes and Caro
>>150507947Why is "she dressed like a guy? Only a 2/10 for me
>>150508251Ten ACK
so schauts aus xD
the new bavarians.
feel like *it* is getting bigger every minute
>>150507947Looks like one of those bimbo slags from Turkish tv
>>150508398>>150508411lol I was just about to post it. wtf happened?
bürgis macht mal neu
hoooooly trash
not a bürgi but I do In fact not have to work on Sundays so here is a NEUES>>150508546>>150508546>>150508546
