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First for Johnny hockey
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>>150470886
Very Acceptable
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great thread
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>"w-w-we're a dynasty!"
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TO THE CUP WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Stars!
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>>150470928
wtf
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>>150470928
eat dick Himalayan dylan
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>>150470956
Jen
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>>150470928
what are the temples like?
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>>150470928
R A R E
A
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What type of music do you like?
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>>150470923
Stop stuttering. Its "we're a dynasty"
You gotta say it with your chest
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https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/08/26/bill-daly-nhl-expansion-meetings-atlanta/

PREDICTION: Bill Daly WILL be the new president, AND he will either sink or swim by creating a 36-team league OR creating a second-tier league for rookies and shit to put the cast away teams in, basically have to torpedo USHL, but Daly is crazy enough for it
>relegation and promotion are still so far away that modern fans don't even need to think about it at all
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>>150470925
>tfw no friends to go on trips and do goofy things with
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>>150470925
>Splash Mountain was a water flume log ride in the Disney Parks, known for its 50-foot drop and characters from the film Song of the South. The attraction was retired in the U.S. due to its controversial source material, which featured racist stereotypes. It has been replaced by the Tiana's Bayou Adventure at Disney's Magic Kingdom and Disneyland, which is themed around The Princess and the Frog. A version of Splash Mountain still operates at Tokyo Disneyland.
>Tokyo
>>150471096
Get your passport and find the money for tickets to Japan
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>>150471096
Pack your bags were going on a roadtrip
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>>150471164
>"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold,"
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How does Gary cope with not being able to put all 3 of Utah Seattle and Vegas in the WCF at the same time?
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some of those children look absolutely miserable being there
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>>150471164
Based I’ve always wanted to go to Quebec and Nova Scotia :)
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Thank Gary it’s Friday AND a 3 day weekend :) it’s also a HUGE weekend for college football! Thank you Gary!
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literally nobody was asking about hilljack ball
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>>150470928
Based VPN poster
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What’s worse going on a 44 game losing streak or getting constanly chirped about your team name being butternut
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>>150470928
saar please come to calgary saaaaaar we need more gentlemen sirs out here
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>>150471379
What’s with the goalies hair?
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>>150471379
Also why in the FUCK would you have 2 goalers when you only have 9 other skaters baka you are 1 skater away from being able to at least roll 2 full lines of offense and defense
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>>150471515
they be bussin
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>>150471471
Stampeders and Wyoming Cowboys genny
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>>150471122
we should see Sapporo as well
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what did shannon have to say about his 'boys trading away parsons?
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the Shannon Parsons project
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shannon is just your average dem boys, roll tide, yankees, lakers, laffs, and kaitlyn clarke fanboy he thinks whatever espn tells him to think.
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>>150471405
Poor New Brunswick. Fredericton is pretty nice and the Acadians are cool.
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farts indicate the marner is getting close.
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Now that the Flames crackdown has begun, will they cancel the new arena?
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oh hey I wanna play more games I have 100 line, issac, bounty hunter and so many more games I wanna pla-

*plays Balatro, Uma and Blue Archive only*

*gets hit to work on Labor Day*

I love my life!
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Stoics say expectation leads to suffering
Buddhists say desire leads to sufffering
Who was right
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>>150472153
lmao fucking nerd kwab
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>>150472167
Linguists will tell you that the difference is negligible
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>>150472190
Cool that they came up with pretty much the same idea independently
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>>150472215
>cultural convergence
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Diogenes would have been a flameschad
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Philosophy poisons your mind.
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>>150472251
without question
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One must imagine my Islanders happy
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The only question that matters (What matters?) is a philosophical question.
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What is the sound of one hand clapping???
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what is the sound of one bud winning
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>>150472334
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
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>>150472354
>>150472365
pussy fuckinhg asshole can't let anyone else have any fun
boo hoo, Mitch, eat a handful of shit and go fuck yourself
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thus, trb began bubblin'
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>>150472390
maybe you should consider killing yourself or at the least stop posting here retard
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>in the end, it doesn't even marner
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>>150472265
Porn ruins your mind
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If a sunbelt teams wins the cup but no one was there to see it, did they really win?
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>>150472426
Let's ask Copey
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5 pm time for mitch to have his family pms episode
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>>150472409
imagine getting this mad on /hoc/
some people...
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>>150472436
aren't you the guy that was famously raped
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>>150472481
>omar is still dating trb
kwarbbfhc (kek what a raped bitch boyfriend having cuck)
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>>150472523
>jorge still sucking off canadians
Like clockwork
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>>150472523
Watchout spergy
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>>150471911
Otter is done with losing
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>>150472573
Shit film! Fuck the sunbelt! Fuck you!
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>>150472575
>I'll just pull him and blame him for this fucked up game... haha hopefully I don't get fired for this... or something!
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>>150472573
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
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>>150472604
that bald fraud needs to be fired
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>>150472613
>thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
Nice try mitch
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>>150472628
we don't post candid pics of trb here
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>>150472623
Yeah if only they fired him already or something... good one anon
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>>150472588
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, but fuck you, buddy
>although this is the only thing I've seen Terry Gliiam make that didn't suck out loud sans the Python stuff
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>>150472641
Good thing I posted a picture of Mitch then
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>>150472653
I've seen a picture of Mitch; it was on his driver's license
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>>150472647
what made you write bud1 and admit to being gay on an exposed stud?
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>>150472647
it's the opinion of /hoc/ we wish you died during the rape
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>>150472668
Yeah right next to his listed height of 5 foot 9
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if your marner gets replaced with an exact copy, is it still your marner
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>>150472679
so marchand's height
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>the Marner of Theseus Conundrum
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>>150472670
Damn someone is obsessed with trb
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>>150472700
Concession accepted
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WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
THE LONG WEEKEND BEGINS
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>>150472691
>>150472705
did you smoke after bud finished raping you on 04/17/2022?
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>>150472701
Kek he knows
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>>150472714
SWEET LADY FREEDOM!!!!
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Can god produce a marner so big he cannot lift it?
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>>150472725
freedom from what? you don't have a job
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>a Marnerjolnir Condrum??
the stone paradox is what that's called, I think
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>>150472743
Real intellectuals don't have jobs
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>>150472725
hand me a beer
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>>150472743
Being retired isn't remotely like being unemployed, high school grad. I can pay my rent and stuff
>still have plenty of jersey money left over for Gary
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>>150472770
* digitally pours him a cold one *
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>>150472764
>>150472784
>cries about having limited income
>i-i'm actually a b-baller!!
KWARB
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>>150472810
shut up, retard
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Is it true that 30% of people don't have an internal monologue? I don't mean to be rude butt if this describes you I consider you to be inferior.
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What a very strange comment
>>No, it's not true that 30% of people don't have an internal monologue; rather, research suggests that between 30% and 50% of people do have an inner voice and experience an internal monologue frequently, meaning that 50% to 70% of people experience it less often or not at all. This difference in experience stems from individual differences in brain development, with some people processing thoughts through visual imagery rather than words.
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>>150472764
I wish I could explain that to my mom
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>>150472871
>50%-70%
It's worse than I feared
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>>150472852
>>150472871
Those percentages are literally people that are too stupid to understand that their own thoughts qualify ad an inner monologue.
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>>150472987
Fuck You
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>>150473023
this triggers the retard
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>>150473037
You are permanently triggered dude
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>>150473045
actually I'm a girl
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>>150472986
Nah I've seen videos where they interview such people and they claim they litteraly cannot think in words. They have to say the words out loud to think verbally.
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>limited income
>limited mobility
>unlimited retardation
kwarb
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>>150473037
Gotta grill that tortilla amigo
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imagine tipping rapey out of his wheelchair and watching him flop around trying to get back into it lmao kwarcb (kek what a raped crippled bitch)
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>>150473104
jen
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>>150473065
Thats canadians for you
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>>150473309
yet you cant afford a trip to japan disneyland
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>>150473335
haha god canadians say the stupidest things
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>>150473104
>>150473117
>ableism
Yikes. A new low for /hoc/.
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>>150473353
you live in easymode the country and cant afford a private jet. you are retarded. its obvious you have no inner monologue.
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>>150473386
you live in canada and can't win a Stanley Cup
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>>150473392
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NO HE DI'INT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>150473392
OOOHH TORCHED HIS ASS CANADIANS IN SHAMBLES AGAINNN
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>>150473392
youre still afraid to say that to brad marchand. its been the whole offseason and were still waiting. scared pussy.
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Reminder: Their is literally nothing wrong with being literally retarded
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>>150473409
Brad Marchand won a cup. Thats more than your entire country can say for itself.
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>>150473424
im not brad marchand why do you keep telling me that
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>>150473418
Funny, a literal retard literally said this
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>>150473409
he's my favorite player. of course I love him <3
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>>150473440
then you would have no problem telling him you won the stanley cup :^)
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Imagine not liking Brad Marchand what the fuck is wrong with canadians?
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As is tradition
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>Canada USA /hoc/ wars have begun
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>>150473459
stop trying to change the subject. prove you arent afraid of him. tell him you won a cup with him.
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>>150473480
what do you call this form of autism?
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>>150473492
so youre afraid of him. thank you for the concession.
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Is this the new thread?
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>>150473480
I'm pretty sure that Brad knows that he won a Stanley Cup. You might also if you ever won one.
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>>150473509
Yah the other thread was too anti Calgary
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>>150472852
i didn't until i was 12 and read about it in the book and gave it a try

honestly preferred things beforehand, thinking in pure concept is faster and carries less semantic cruft
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>>150473469
And 'cause of that, I'm out. /hoc/ is for frens
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>>150473527
Calgary sucks ass
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>>150473531
based fren enjoyer :)
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>>150473531
bring it in fren <3
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>rags
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>>150473449
I'd congratulate him and hug him :)
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>>150473535
unironically a top 5 city in the world
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>>150473547
don't fucking talk to me you canacuck
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How long until Calgary trades Wolf to Florida for a couple of third round picks?
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Subaru's adventures to NYC (Summarized through numerous streams)

-Subaeu forgets her passport the night before the flight
-passport would've EXPIRED once she got back, concerning Towa
-subaru had to wake up super early to get it
-Subaru and Towa also get separate hotel rooms
-Subaru LOCKS HERSELF OUT OF THE HOTEL after Towa told her to not lock herself out
-manager knew this would happen and prepared accordingly
-went to Chinatown and ordered Peking Duck, came with the head
-Towa was super sleepy while Subaru was energetic
Sasuga duck
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>>150473559
Imagine thinking this
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>>150473544
>>150473547
have fun with trb frens, he's really bubblin'
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>>150473547
Thanks fren <3
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>>150473587
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>>150473580
Subaru?? Like the car?
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>>150473598
It's 2025 idiot. Post updated ratings
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Hockey is nice and is for nice boys and girls
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EDM fans feel like that one fanbase where you sort of just acknowledge publicly that your wife has a boyfriend
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The /fren/ alliance shall be victorious!
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>>150473634

The three Stanley Cup loses since 2005 have been really bad

Having the greatest player in the game and not being able to capitalize sucks

That being said it's better than being a flames or pens fan who watches their aunt shower
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***'s adventures to /hoc/
-wakes up at 2pm because he's unemployed
-gets called a rape victim for six to eight hours straight
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>>150473664
>***'s
who?
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>>150473648
99% of Edmonton fans probably didn't even watch hockey until like 2022 when they became good
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>>150473638
Agreed
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>>150473671
former nhl goaltender alexandar georgiev, who else
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you guys can come watch college football with us tonight
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>>150473689
FOR REAL!!!!
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Do canadians celebrate Labour Day?
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>>150473689
I don't wanna watch soccer
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>>150473705
Yah. Stamps play Eskimos on labour day. (labour day classic)
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2.5 in 6 is NOT a dynasty.
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so here's the deal. i got a box of frozen popcorn chicken on sale. figured i'd make them. i but the oven on to pre-heat. started smelling smoke. turns out, there was some spillage from the frozen ribs from last week. so, i reckon i turn the oven off, let it cool down, and clean the mess. then, fire it up again and cook my chicken poppies.
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>>150473716
Good, neither do we, and therefore we have an accord
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>>150473742
>smoked chicken
even better
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>>150473742
i'd prefer to not hear that you burnt the place down
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>>150473752
A Honda Accord?
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>>150473781
Honk Honk
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>>150473742
How much spillage? Just burn that shit off. I get a thin crust sausage and pepperoni pizza from aldi most times I go. That shit pisses grease onto the bottom of the oven everytime. The next time I use the oven its only an initial smell the first time you open the door after heating
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i ran some numbers and concluded i have at least 150 pounds of chicken in the freezer
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>>150473831
That's a lot of poultry. Are you having a party?
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>>150473831
what sort of numbers did you run?
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GoOoOo FfLlAlMmEeSs GoOoOoOoOoOoOo
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>>150473831
Eat cock randy
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>>150473929
He knows he needs at least 6 cubic feet for that much bird
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>>150473831
sounds like 10 pounds of poultry and 140 pounds of freezer burn
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frankly I don't enjoy the thread when trb is posting
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>>150474109
>t. everyone except omar
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>>150473742
good idea
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>>150473831
that's a lot of chicken. how many eggs do you have?
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The Memesota Mild WILL make it out of the first round this year
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>>150474198
I believe
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>>150474198
Even after kaprizov is dealt at the deadline?
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>>150473529
Good post here
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Motivate me to study
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>>150474302
if you don't study you'll end up like trb
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>>150474328
thanks. I'll pass my exam in January
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Bill Guerin was abusive to the staff
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abusin the staff
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>>150474477
https://www.startribune.com/whistleblower-lawsuit-against-pittsburgh-penguins-mentions-wild-gm-bill-guerin/573336391
5 years later and gag order guerin is still evading justice
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at work rn
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>>150474666
Didn’t ask
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krakies
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>>150474522
These people should stop acting like faggots
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>>150474683
are shit and run by retards
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>>150474677
I did.
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>>150474714
look on the bright side:

only two more seasons of grubauer lmao
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>>150474714
they're /our/ shit team, run by /our/ retards
>>150474746
not if i get a chance to push him off the fuckin bainbridge ferry first
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>>150474746
>admits to being unable to be a back-up
>doesn't get bought out
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>>150474806
they pumped joey full of chinese research chemicals and stem cells so he'll play every game this season
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>>150474865
That worked out well last season
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My truck started leaking oil today.
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>>150474944
Go flames
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>>150474927
see
>>150474714
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>>150474666
sorry bro. stay strong
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>I got raped by a hockey team, you guys!!!
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>>150474944
fug how quickly can you take it to the shop?
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>>150474865

> Championship belt
> no championships

THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY
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>>150475115

sorry bro. stay strong
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>>150475128
The hat was better
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>>150475115

praying for you anon
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>>150474683
I got a pic of that exact spot she's standing when I went to paint the ice they let us exit through the player/staff area, saw the tunnel they walk through out to the ice, zamboni dump area, pretty neat stuff.
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>>150474948
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just took an evening marner
one of the ones with the tapered tip that flicks the side of your cheek as it's falling
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>2 new threads in a day
dang what's up
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>>150475462
the sky lol
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>>150475462
hockey soon™
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>>150474948
>i appreciate the question
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wait, they're alive???
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>>150471122
SPLASH MOUNTAIN WOOOOOOOO
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>>150472852
there are billions of pajeets
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>>150475762
Now that the front facing Senator is the old logo for the Sens I feel nostalgic for it.
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I run train on broads like jen
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>>150475835
as alive as the chances of your team ever winning a cup
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>>150475835
just let the man rest already, meredith.
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>>150475994
thats a centurian not a senator
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>>150476101
It won't stop because Gary sees a bump in Gaudreau jersey sales whenever he is mentioned
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i wonder white blue jacket player gary will murder next in an unfortunate (((accident)))
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>>150476136
Do 100 centurians make a dollurian?
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>>150476136
maybe the senator bought a fancy helmet and likes to wear it to work because it looks nice and it makes him feel nice :)
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>>150475854
it's space mountain you fucking marks
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>two more hours until i can leave
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>>150476311
Space and Splash Mountain both existed, lad
looks it up, you tosser
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>>150475762
Low key miss the early 2010s social media hockey culture like “wheeling problems” and shit where like 90% on the content was just calling soccer and Lebron gay lol
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>>150475994
That Kyle Turris OT winner against the rags is still the best snipe I’ve ever seen
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>>150476495
he only refers to space mountain during his legendary career you fucking raped retard who once again demonstrates he doesn't know anything about what anyone is talking about
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>>150476523
tl:dr
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WOOOOOOOOO LET ME TAKE YOU ON A RIDE ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN FAT BOY WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>150476495
>>150476568
thoughts on your losses to bud, mitch, and lil 'rito?
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next new team should use the purple forg as its logo
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>Purple Forg
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i'm not sure i'm for that creation
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>>150476594
hes juicy so hed look good on a jersey
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>>150476606
What if Prince did the soundtrack? He's dead, so he can't, but what if?
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>>150476631
what if you didn't get raped by bud? you were, but what if?
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>>150476619
You're going to have issues with Texas Christian University. Has that occurred to you?
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>>150476664
i found peace with jesus so he wont mind the frog jersey
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>the Houston One-Eyed Purple People Eaters
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>>150476689
oh, far out...
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just took a purple marner myself
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>>150476689
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>>150476667
based the knights rule
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>>150475835
No, they're just present
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>jesus loves you because.... um..... he just does ok!!!!
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>>150477178
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>>150477178
If Jesus loves me why has my team NEVER won a Stanley Cup?
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>>150477270
KWAB
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>leave the thread because rapey is posting
>come back and rapey is still posting
pain
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Seth Jarvis
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>>150477419
Good Canadian kid.
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>>150477419
what skin color does his son have again?
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>>150477534
does he have a cute african queen for a wife?
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>>150475462
we have a lot to discuss, pekka
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cody rhodes gives his black wife hard times every night at 8 pm
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I wanna know if /hoc/ thinks this season is going to be a huge disaster or not
>Inquiring minds want to know, /hoc/, stop holding out you slut
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>>150477862
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>>150475762
>>150476503
Facebook was a magical place for a brief period of time
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>>150477862
they just announced another babby was born
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>>150477910
The Florida Panthers will 3-peat. Whether or not this is a success for the league depends entirely on personal opinion.
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>>150477955
horse_ebooks will return
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>Sunrise's Hockey Reich
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>>150478031
don't reply to him retard
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>>150478031
This is honestly Florida’s season to lose. They’re building a dynasty
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>>150478031
Thank you Gary
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*builds a dynasty*
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if not Sunrise, then Gary will find another way to keep everything in the Sunshine State
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>>150478264
LOL
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>>150478264
Gary wants Dallas to win to build hype for hockey in texas. Then him and the other jew owners can collect $2 billion (somehow despite not being an expansion) to relocate the poojackets to Houston.
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Eastern conference final in Florida
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>>150478389
Shit I took this specifically for this post
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>>150477955
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>>150478389
Gary only relocates when the team is evicted from their arena. Columbus is a shitty team on the ice but they are not even close to being in danger of being relocated
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You'll have to excuse me I'm not at my best
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>>150478389
>Gary wants Dallas to win to build hype for hockey in texas
Has Dallas built enough hype to potentially "steal" fans from a Houston expansion? They've haven't won but always go far into the playoffs in recent years. Maybe Gary won't let them win to never solidify any Houston Stars fans.
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>>150478442
well hopefully everything turns around
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>common you boys in red
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>>150478442
all we can ever do is our best anon.
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TO: BILL DALEY, EXECUTIVE ASS.
FROM: /hoc/

SUBJECT: EXPANSION TO 36 TEAMS/ SECOND TIER LEAGUE
Dear Sir;
Please secure one Atlanta[GA] real estate location, one Houston[TX] real estate location, one Phoenix[AZ] real estate location, and one Portland[OR] real estate location; in accordance with the Orders of Gary Bruce Bettman; with no orders to follow, assume nothing, and go with Gary
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>>150478542
>>150478512
Thank you frens

I wish you good lives too
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gary should put another team in florida
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>>150478442
We accept you with all your chips and dents, lad
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>>150478659
*red deer
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>>150478672
weird way to spell quebec
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>>150478598
>one Portland[OR] real estate location
The Cascadian trifecta would dominate /hoc/
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>>150478686
why not both
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>the Jacksonville Boas
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>>150478708
Cup belongs on the Best Coast
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OMAHA!
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>>150478519
>common
What are you on about retard?
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>>150478598
>three Western conference teams
>one Eastern
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Anchorage Polar Bears
Victoria Cougars
Portland[OR] Lumberjacks
Everett Douglas Firs
San Francisco Unicorns
Fresno Packers
Bakersfield Condors
San Diego Clippers

Lethbridge Tomahawks
Billings Glaciers
Boise Mustangs
Reno Trailblazers
Phoenix Coyotes
Albuquerque Isotopes
Kansas City Scouts
Omaha Bulls

Milwaukee Lakers
Saskatoon Stags
Regina Regiment
Oklahoma City Chiefs
Houston Aeros
New Orleans Gators
Atlanta Silverbacks
Charlotte Colonels

Hamilton Tigers
Cleveland Barons
Hartford Whalers
Portland[ME] Mariners
Halifax Huskies
St. John's Johnnies
Moncton Admirals
Quebec City Nordiques
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>rapey spam
and for this reason I'm out
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>>150478820
I think this may be a Canadian- USA English thing
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they're playing womens rugby on FS2
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>>150478897
It is absolutely not you retard.
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>>150478948
wtf man, you should have backed me up
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I respect Miller for talking this fight desu
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>>150478844
There's no reason why Nashville or Chicago can't go to the east
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>>150479007
I hope we all have fun =3
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>>150478844
Houston can pass for Eastern
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>>150479007
The fact he didn't square up Pettersson when it would've mattered most is what broke me.
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>>150479027
huh huh yah... :/
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>>150479147
don't reply to him
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>>150479010
I can come up with 1 very good reason why they can't.
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>>150479147
What I wanna know is if the blue Champion Canada hats have USA logos under the maple Leaf. Why the fuck would they choose blue? I think they fucked up and fixed it last minute.
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I had no idea Gretzky was basically the limp bizkit version of Behind Blue Eyes of hockey
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>>150479172
Oops, wrong image.
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>>150479147
maybe mcdavids secret is that he is a caveman
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ThCk6uP_D2c
mcmeme is autismo i think
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>>150479193
What is it like to watch games that start at 9pm?
It is something I've never experienced.
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>>150479181
They are black you idiot.
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>>150479259
Nah they are dark blue
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>>150478922
how does fs2 have nfl rights?
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>>150478851
>billings
fuck off
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>>150479447
Why, rather have it at Great Falls?
It's just a suggestion
>except for the Atlanta Silverbacks, I won't that for... reasons...
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>>150479193
>western conference spans 3 time zones
Fine

>eastern conference has 1 (one) team not from the eastern time zone
REEEEE

Pro tip: The NBA has central time teams in the East
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>>150479495
raped retard
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>>150479495
all I can see is an amateur footy team
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>>150479526
It's just something we'll always have to deal with, and I'm fine with it
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>>150479550
You know, we could always move the Glaciers to Spokane
But like it said, it's a suggestion
>except for ATL
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>>150479587
bud1
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>>150479606
Yes, this but a hockey premise
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>>150479587
consider dtingy
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>>150479193
Pacific time. Best time. Simple as
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>>150479303
Oh ok i was wrong sorry
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>>150479760
cantadians typically are
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>>150479809
Im color blind
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>>150479841
>color
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>>150479850
lol caught em
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>>150478431
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/hoc/ tuah and shit on that thang
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rito1
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ahh yessir
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>>150480012
that deaf retard is a lucky man
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big d*ck /cric/
small c*ck /hoc/
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>>150479850
>>150479870
In university they taught me it doesnt matter
>>
Odour
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>>150480027
so you're a fan of large indian lads? have you shared it with your genny or no?
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>>150480027
Rip Warney
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we just call it a car hold
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>>150479495
>great falls
fuck off raped bitch
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>>150480059
do indians live rent free in all cucknadians heads?
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kek everyone in here has a king but us
couldn't be me
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>>150480127
your the one talking about cricket player cocks
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>>150480132
you seem a little obsessed actually
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>>150480127
Depends, do you mean pajeets or abbos. It's a double entendrè here.
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>>150480128
kek true KWAB
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>>150480128
guess you're not a kings fan then
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Australia is unironicly just as overrun with chinese and indians as Canada
the good guys lost the war
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Christ is King
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im also on an aggressive semen retention strategy like crosby
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>>150480171
great series of posts lads, really funny
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>>150480201
I unironically read australian reddits and they literally have the exact same complaints that canada has
>housing crisis
>food inflation
>unemployment
>chink interference in government
>where did all these indians come from and why are they here
It's not a coincidence.
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Oh and never mind Iranian political interference. Rife in both countries
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>>150480225
bet you had no problem with the pakistan situation 70 years ago but now that it's coming due you have to pretend like the issue came out of nowhere
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>>150480239
I wasnt alive 70 years ago.

That's the thing. These 3rd world problems are not my problems. Theyve existed long before I was born and will exist long after I am dead. They should never have been imported to the new world.
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>>150480239
>70 years ago
whats even the point in being this retarded. let's just hop through a fucking wormhole why don't we
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>>150480209
BASED
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>>150480252
him and eichel could potentially "light it up" as they say
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Any flameschads in da chat?
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>>150480275
oh it's true it's damn true
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>>150480215
kek KEK!
which aus gennie was that?
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>>150480296
more like lame fags
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>>150480351
We're not abelist here on /hoc/. We don't say the L-slur.
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>>150480374
shut the fuck up faggot
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>>150480402
We don't tell people to shut up here on /hoc/.
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>>150480407
shut the fuck down faggot
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did the season started yet
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>>150480417
We don't reference cardinal directions either
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>>150480417
sit the heck up friendo
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>>150480421
yeah aces had a rough start but are now second in the dub
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remember the enemy gate is DOWN
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i love all my /hoc/ friends
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>>150480451
This, the frens will win the battle for the soul of /hoc/
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>>150480451
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Daily /fren/ lesson
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abso-fucking-lutely not
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knies sucks
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>>150480648
she has that perfect mix of cousin marriage and fetal alcohol syndrome
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watching roman on steph's podcast
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roman's talking about his faith now based God
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>>150480812
I'm gonna check the wwe vault and rip a bunch of old shows to mp3 to listen while i fall asleep
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>>150480351
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>>150480822
based
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>>150480828
you can tell he's acknowledging Jesus Christ when he skates by
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>>150480856
He credits Christ for all his success
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>>150480931
satan can't touch him
God's Goalie
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if you were on a train with bedard would you touch him
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>>150480959
cuddle count as touch?
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>>150480828
>skates to the left
>skates to the right
>shoots it five hole on the pretender
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>>150480969
yeah
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>>150480971
>skates to the left
>skates t-
ack
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>>150480975
then yeah would
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>>150480997
most expensive nhl 4some of all time
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Listening to Jewel right now
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>>150481081
are you playing my hands
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>>150481081
I jerked it to her back in the day
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>>150481116
>>150481135
dreams last for so long..even after your gone and I know, you'll love me and soon you know you will see, that bud raped me
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>>150481135
she used to be honestly 10 with her tooth gap
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its been over 25 years bros
https://youtu.be/nEgyajy6uec?si=T4oz0CSxzbckoMXi
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>>150481176
That's the one.

Also Jewel played at Woodstock '99. Just like Sheryl Crow. AND Jamiroquai. They all had dope sets.
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>>150481176
fuck me she's prettier than I remember
could be a Mandela
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>>150481181
She always looked very hot in that Who Will Save Your Soul video
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>>150481186
she looks like she would watch the flames with you
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>Jewel
>Scully
make me young again
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>>150481247
Dont forget Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar
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is a medicine hat a real thing?
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>>150481289
Yeah like Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
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>>150481280
haha forgot about party of five haha
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>>150481289
Yah its an indigenous name. Accidentally stood on a cactus there. Hated it ever since.
This song is about Medicine Hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPviM4g4XWQ
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Mandela changed the timeline again because now its Lacey Chabert. Her last name was slightly different before
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>>150481332
No it wasnt
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>>150481339
he's right it used to be Cherbert like the dessert
Mandela
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>>150481371
nah mate that chick is 2 years older than me and she has been in my spank bank since I saw lost in space when I was a kid it's always been chabot
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>>150480997
>Hugel, Topic, Arash • I Adore You (feat. Daecolm
I've never heard any of these people (?) or seen their names ever before. I can only imagine how horrific that song is.
>>
When
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Is red gatorade a legit flavor?
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>>150481716
All gatorade lives matter
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Pocari Sweat is better than Gato
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>>150481727
Weeb
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Uh oh Devils fans...instead of Quinn Hughes joining the Devils it looks like Jack and Luke are joining the Canucks.

https://www.nj.com/devils/2025/08/how-slow-nhl-offseason-is-affecting-devils-luke-hughes-extension-talks.html
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>>150481742
>The Devils are still negotiating hard with their 21-year-old restricted free agent, but several factors are drawing out the process.

yeah here's a fuckin factor for ya: nobody's signing anything until mcdavid does
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>>150482104
McDavid's contract has literally zero to do with anyone's contract situation except Kaprizov.
>>
>Insider: McDavid will take his time signing with the Kings.
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>>150481742
b-b-b-b-but /hoc/ said they're /playoffsbound/???
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>>150482601
And Eichel's
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got really drunk last night
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>>150480648
He's just gonna sign there its no secret, they don't have to give up anything he's already here.
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>>150479147
makar is the only likable guy out of this bunch
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Just dropped a marner of such girth it made my butthole sore
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>>150482601
Retard
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bit of an impatient marner this morn
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>>150483666
The devils marner
>>
ya ever drop a marner that felt so good that you think maybe you may like butt seggs?
pens fan btw
>>
Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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finally watched hereditary last night
scared the tits of me chest, as my nan would say
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>>150484438
Post nan's feet.
>>
hockey is a very nice sport for very Nice boys
PWHL RULES
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>>150485076
lol! so true, hannah! we should make out to celebrate or something
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>>150485133
but Hannah is a girl's name
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>>150485189
that means nothing these days
hookups are like a box of chocolates
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>>150485308
>>
>>
1,231 days
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>>150483831
No but I've dropped one big enough that I think I could handle any guy
Go leafs
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>>150485366
more like Zesten Zestble
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>>150485538
I know it's not aew dynamite kwab
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>>150485538
Thank you Gary
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The other day I saw a car with a Florida license plate and a habs logo
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Best individual award trophy and why is it the Norris trophy?
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more like the bore us trophy
good grief
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>>150485651
this post will live forever
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>>150485651
How are you today, Charlie Brown?
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After three days I have finally changed my boxers
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>>>/v/719394108
TRB bros... we're being raped again...
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>>150486247
_/_/_/_/_/
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>>150486247
Lord knows I can't change
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>>150486247
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>150486353
i farted just before you did this kwab
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>>150486303
Jen
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>>150481742
The fact that you included the name of this slut in the filename...fuckin based
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>>150486375
oh I heard you >:)
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>>150485538
How has Gary not been fired?
>>
*achoo!*
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>>150486729
God bless you
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>>150486784
thanks
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$10,500,000.
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>>150486822
McDavid is so pussywhipped he's going to look at that signing and still decide to stay with Edmonton.
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>>150486950
He’s already looking for mansions in la
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>>150485366
Laine looks unhinged. He hasn’t quit fapping and vidya games
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>>150487091
NExt
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>>150487076
he's scoring 40 btw
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>>150486437
She is not a slut don't say that.
>>
>>150486822
That's on Skinner. He's the GOALie after all



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