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High hopes edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Cronulla Sharks v Newcastle Knights
2:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Sharks Stadium
1.11-6.70
>The Sharks are Finals bound & have won six straight at home in this rivalry, while Adam O'Brien has two games left as Knights coach.
Sharks 1-12 3.80
Sharks 13+ 1.43
Knights 1-12 7.75
Knights 13+ 26.00
Sharks -18.5 1.90 Knights +18.5 1.90

>GAME 2
Redcliffe Dolphins v Gold Coast Titans
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Suncorp Stadium
1.51.2.58
>Despite a three-game losing streak, the hosts are two points outside the Top 8. The Titans are trying to avoid their first wooden spoon since 2019.
Dolphins 1-12 3.00
Dolphins 13+ 2.60
Titans 1-12 3.75
Titans 13+ 6.00
Dolphins -5.5 1.87 Titans +5.5 1.93

NRLW
>GAME 1
Cronulla Sharks v Newcastle Knights
11:50am AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Sharks Stadium
1.86-1.98
>It's fourth against fifth in a huge clash to begin Sunday's NRLW action. Last time they met, the Sharks won a two-point thriller.
Sharks 1-12 2.80
Sharks 13+ 4.30
Knights 1-12 2.85
Knights 13+ 4.90
Sharks -0.5 1.84 Knights +0.5 1.97

>GAME 2
Brisbane Broncos v Canterbury Bulldogs
1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Totally Workwear Stadium
1.03-12.50
>The hosts have been ruthless over the past three rounds, averaging over 40 points per game. This will be the first NRLW clash between these clubs.
Broncos 1-12 5.00
Broncos 13+ 1.19
Bulldogs 1-12 12.50
Bulldogs 13+ 81.00
Broncos -24.5 1.97 Bulldogs +24.5 1.84

>GAME 3
Gold Coast Titans v Parramatta Eels
6:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEM
Cbus Super Stadium
1.43-2.86
>Round 9 ends with two sides in the thick of the Finals race. The visitors can overtake the hosts on the ladder with victory.
Titans 1-12 2.60
Titans 13+ 2.70
Eels 1-12 3.60
Eels 13+ 8.50
Titans -6.5 1.98 Eels +6.5 1.83

>Super Coach Finals
league code 143322
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SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Hull FC v Leeds Rhinos
00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
2.55-1.53
>Round 24 of the Super League from MKM Stadium.

>GAME 2
Wakefield Trinity v Huddersfield Giants
02:30am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.15-5.30
>Round 24 of the Super League from The Diy Kitchens Stadium.

>GAME 3
Catalans Dragons v Wigan Warriors
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
5.10-1.15
>Round 24 of the Super League from Stade Gilbert Brutus
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>Fell asleep on the lounge, whoops
based me but I fell asleep during the poocos game
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rounds of upsets sure but its
pooarks
pootans, they'll do it for des
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>knights game
>followed by titans game
proper sunday nrl
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settle down Irish lets keep YOUR generalisations about the minorities you're always ranting about to a -5 volume level and lets keep your impeccably WRONG generalisations about Sunday footy and footy in general to a -10000 volume, k thanks
don't get me started there have been so many kino sunday gam- I'm letting Irish get to me I shouldn't do it and YOU should do it too
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we LOVE footy around here
doesn't matter what day it is
refball day (most days) or bunker days (everyday)
but seriously, its why I watch the footy, the last le tv show I watched ended in 2015, and I watched footy long before than don't get me wrong but there is nothing else like it
All my family none of them watch sport (footy its the only sport) but they watch the tv shows but they never ask my why I just watch the sport, but if they ever ask I'm gonna tell em
you tune in and you never know what you're gonna get, nothing is scripted a 14th ladder peem is going to say fuck you and beat a 3rd place ladder peem and its going to be fucking amazing cause while you're laughing you just know some degenerate gambler is beating his wife and his wife is going to peak over his shoulder battened and bruised and see my poost that says "you win some you lose more" I mean you can't fucking netflix that kind of shit
but for real you never know what you're going to get, this round could be an example of that if you look at our tipping comp full of NPCS who just tip the fucking favourites cause they're braindead
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morning lads I think we'll get some good footy today
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>>150491442
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El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
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>>150495451
>>150495487
Kek
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>>150496705
>no odds
>no bet amount placed
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>>150498317
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>>150490290
>kino sunday games
R4 Tigers 24 Warriors 26
R8 Raiders 40 Dolphins 28
R8 Tigers 20 Sharks 18
R9 Storm 18 Raiders 20
R13 Rabbitohs 30 Warriors 36
R13 Roosters 24 Raiders 26
R16 Broncos 34 Sharks 28
R18 Roosters 28 Tigers 30
R20 Tigers 21 Titans 20
R20 Knights 15 Warriors 20
R22 Tigers 28 Bulldogs 14
R23 Eels 19 Cowboys 18
R24 Tigers 26 Sea-Eagles 12
R25 Tigers 28 Cowboys 34
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>>150498590
Tell me, which of today's fixtures will be kino? Poocastle conceding 50? or Pootans conceding 50?
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>>150491442
>>150498437
you win some you lose more
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>>150498723
Neither seems likely. But that’s why there are gaps in the list. Dolphins v Raiders next week would have potential if the minor premiership wasn’t already wrapped up
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>>150498494
Karmic debt.
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maybe wighton should have just not bitten somebody
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>ynr that biteon left the pooders to win a hip
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>>150499724
Are you sure that’s the reason he left?
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nobody else thinks it's fucken weird that roosers and cowboys are running around in N R L W ??
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>>150499895
They're literally not allowed to have a different mascot. Also the NRLW players in general want the same branding so they don't get perceived as separate or lesser.
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but they are lesser
everyone knows this
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>>150500119
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dozens of women have told me women's "pro" sports are shit to watch
are they incels too
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>>150500287
This has been my experience too, but not dozens. I don’t know that many people
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>>150500119
Yes but they don't want to compound the issue with different branding.
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>and then he claimed he talks to women!
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>>150500403
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>>150499227
>>150499376
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>aflsperg having an incellie
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My Wife Quincy Dodd
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>>150500559
>quincy dudd
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>>150495422
>>150495451
>>150496919
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Kino incoming for week 1 of finals
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>>150500748
>week 1
Raiders d Broncos
Roosters d Sharks
Panthers d Warriors
Storm d Bulldogs
>week 2
Broncos d Roosters
Bulldogs d Sharks
>week 3
Raiders d Bulldogs
Broncos d Storm
>gf
Broncos d Raiders
>just bet $10 on Brisbane to win the hip
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>>150500998
BroncGODs will finish 5th and Warriors 4th. How does that change thing
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>>150500403
My Husband Quincy Dodd Would Heem Her
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>>150501157
https://ladderpredictor.nrl.com/ladder
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>>150500559
Quincy Ded
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just doesn’t have the same ring to it
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More appropriate given her long term injury layoff though.
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More of an Ebony Prior man myself. Love watching her run around trying to keep up with her stumpy little legs.
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>>150501932
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>>150501904
He was a dudd long before getting injured
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>>150501966
Cute
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>>150501966
>dummy half and not hooker
kek they know
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>>150501923
>just a go bucket with sauce
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>>150501932
love ebonies with priors me haha
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*smooches u*
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You now remember Kalyn Ponga
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literally who?
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>>150502636
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C’mon Ellie, FTS please so I can buy a KFC feast for dinner
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Gallagher FTS screenshot this
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Fuck it I’m buying KFC anyway
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never seen a more fraudulent comp than this year
rabs & sterlo must be spinning in their graves
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>penetrate through the hole
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it’s been a week and I’m still seething the NYT paywalled the mini crossword
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>>150503474
>never seen a more fraudulent comp than this year
>rabs & sterlo must be spinning in their graves
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Belinda I expected better
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another banal sperg post
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>>150498494
Ponga has been shit this year
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>>150503568
same but there are other minis
they all use the same engine anyway but different clues, answers, settings, and daily reset times
l2search
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>>150503854
Meant for >>150503474
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kek defends his banality with another unoriginal post
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>>150504192
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sperg getting meta now
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uh oh melty
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A former NRL rookie of the year has been jailed after he was busted with a rifle on a public road and throwing rocks at cars.

Controversial rugby league star Chris Sandow was charged with one count each of unlawfully possessing a category H weapon in public, authority required to possess explosives, assaulting and obstructing police officers, two counts of wilful damages and a string of other offences.

The former Parramatta Eels halfback pleaded guilty to all offences when he appeared via video link in Ipswich Magistrates Court on Friday.

The court heard the 36-year-old father-of-six threw rocks at cars passing by a road in Riverview in March, causing damage to two vehicles.

Police responded to complaints and located Sandow with a shortened SAF Lithgow Slazenger .22 bolt action rifle, a large hunting-style knife, .22g of ammunition, methamphetamine, two used glass smoking pipes and empty clip bags.

Sandow resisted arrest, forcing four officers to throw him to the ground. The court heard Sandow struck one of the officers in the chest, during the tussle, causing a body-worn camera and microphone to dislodge.

The court also heard Sandow fuelled up his car at an Annerley service station but left without paying for it. Magistrate Virginia Ellen Sturgess said it was evident that there had been a significant deterioration in Sandow’s behaviour since 2021.

“There’s clearly something that needs to be addressed,” she said.

“Certainly in your background, you’re apparently a very talented footballer in your younger years, and unfortunately, there’s been this deterioration, drugs clearly being part of that.

“It’s clearly a dangerous thing to be out in public with a weapon, and of course, the court treats that very seriously.”
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>>150504479
Defence lawyer Paddy O’Donnell said his client had been addressing his substance usage issue.

He submitted character references by Sandow’s former coach John Lang and Gold Coast Titans director Scott Sattler.

“I speak regularly to John Lang and he’s had a lot to do with Chris. He tried to help him with other things,” he said.

Mr O’Donnell said his client apologised and would take responsibility for himself to be a good role model of Indigenous football.

Ms Sturgess noted Sandow received a community service order for similar offences last December, which he had never completed.

She sentenced Sandow to 12 months jail and reactivated his 15 months suspended sentence for his previous unrelated offences.

She set his parole eligibility date at March 3 next year, after declaring his 179 days in pre-sentence custody as time served.

Sandow was first signed to the Gold Coast Titans and spent two years in the lower grades, he made his NRL debut for the South Sydney Rabbitohs in 2008 and switched to Parramatta Eels in 2012, before joining England club Warrington Wolves in 2015 for one year.
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hope based Chrissy shoulder charges the judge desu
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>>150504329
>upset about quincy penis
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>>150504505
>>150504479
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlUDvlThjHc
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poocastle sisters...
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>ethiopian dude won the Sydney Marathon
They had a maccas grand arch at the finish line
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DID IT FOR QUINCY
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even.. the girls.. AKK
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reckon they need to put all the nrlw stuff on another website nrl.com is getting a bit crowded
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BOTW - Dogettes 13+ - $71
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>>150504479
>one count of authority required to possess explosives
>implying f he had authority he'd be still charged with a crime
fuck modern esl "journos"
bring back the immigration restriction act 1901 but update because every cunt and their dog can write 50 words in english these days
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>>150505396
>crowded
meant pointless and spammed because we need big daddy vanguard and blackrock to give us esg score dollars
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>>150505476
gb2/afl/
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>>150505357
>quincy dudd
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>>150505476
>>150505313
same poster btw
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>>150505413
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Looks like Zali doesn't agree with the recent book
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>>150505501
Why are you looking there m8
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>>150505488
>>150505396
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>>150505413
>>150505518
thank you for your donation
*rubs hands*
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Reminder Dogettes have not won since they angered God's bravest warrior
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nicho about to score 250 and bail shiggler’s ass out
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>>150505518
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our boy is moving up and up
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Go knights
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They’re just taunting Tiff now
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Not the best fling pass
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the absolute state of pooarks
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>>150505661
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>>150505699
trip on bookieberg
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>don't tip
>get 4 points
?????
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auto pick away peems?
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imagine being so rattled by the knights you need to milk every contact
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OWWW MY TEETH
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what many fail to realise is that cronulla would move into 5th with win and get to play easts instead of penrith in week one. nicholas hynes knows this and the minor pressure has shattered his fragile mind
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kek so true he has negative clutch
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>kicking on tackle 2
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>>150505975
it doesn't matter who the sharks play, they're losing round 1
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pooarks bros...
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nice try
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sharks are the worst team in the top 8 and its not even close
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craig fitzgibbon is the new adam o'brien in many ways
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>>150506018
real nrl or nrlw?
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I only talk about real footy m8
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Cronulla are the biggest frauds in the comp and the reason the nrlw teams aren’t rebranded is because they’re the same clubs as their respective nrl teams and the mascot is part of the club name
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>>150506018
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Canterbury-Bankstown Bullbitches
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If you just start using the alternative names it’ll catch on and become the actual name, happens all the time in footy throughout the ages
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>>150506100
ynr the berries
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BITEBACK
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Does the capitulation start now?
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Yeah there’s heaps of examples. None of the old clubs had official mascot names in their titles, and several clubs have changed names and later reverted because the people didn’t accept it.
If we keep calling Redcliffe “Redcliffe” they’ll change the official name within a few years
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Hunt knocked that on
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>>150506168
>we
A poomunity of 20 or so constant posters and a few extra hangers on. Yeah we’re the revolution
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>lose every game they need to win all season
>second last game, no need to win, no chance of making the eight, not a home game
>win

Just GOATcastle things…
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>>150506186
I’m morbidly obese enough to count as 2 m8
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Isn't the 2pm game the 4K game on Sunday? Why isn't this 4K?
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I meant we as in the sons of Adam and daughters of Eve. The butterfly effect is real anyway, it’s why you can cheer your team on from home there’s universal vibrations and things, a grain of sand cast into the sea still causes an effect. Quantum dynamics and stuff.

Get it together Newcastle it’s nearly halftime
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No try knock on
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thats a triple movement kuki
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monstered
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jack ball dropper
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Best is in good form today
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long meme dropout ht called
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POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS
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poocastle bros...
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>six again with under 40 seconds
stupid rule has to go
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long dropout > shart poopout
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>>150506329
Should have been a sin bin. Cogger did it deliberately.
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Hynes with an elite and muscular 200 point 2nd half. Book it.
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Pooarks aren’t playing like there’s a top4 spot on the line.
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they're aura farming bro
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Jake Duke has a very loose definition of "superstar"
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>2025 : Nash*
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Julia should pass an intercept to her sister
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>>150506463
real NRL or NRLW?
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>>150506469
Lmao the Warehouse boys gonna love that one tomorrow!
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Prince got drip fr
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>>150506478
you seem to be offended or intimidated by men, why is that?
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based poonulla making trindall stay out there because it doesn't matter if he gets injured because they're not winning shit anyway
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Oh god fucking damn it.
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>you seem to be offended or intimidated by men, why is that?
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>full house
>12000
Grim
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That’s the bloke Souths are looking to sign, Hammer You Well Aye
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no one wants to play for souths champ
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Imagine hosting a prelim in this shithole stadium and suburb.
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Imagine cronulla making a prelim LOL
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we should just call the dolphins the brisbane dolphins
>they never play at redcliffe
>their home games are always at suncorp
>every one calls it 'the battle of brisbane'
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>i used to be a footy player, you know
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le short ball to prop man
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Personally I prefer not to call the Broncos “Brisbane”, I’m also never going to utter “Brisbane” Tigers. It’s highly presumptuous to name yourself after an entire competition
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>runs into his own man
clattered
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thats the poocastle i know
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>KL Iro
dis nigga writing horror novels or something?
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any of you go to the 'March for Australia' today?
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it's august m8
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A HATTRICK ON DAYBOO
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>>150506175
Something oddly familiar about this sentence
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absolute coconut penalty real special stuff
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Tsuitalo should’ve snotted Sutton desu
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how is jake arthur a professional athlete
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COMEBACK
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
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>>150506800
Yeah, that's me in the Wallabies shirt
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kek ponga
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>>150506880
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>dce_newcunt.jpeg
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triggered much
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>>150466571
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>triggered much
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>noooo let me talk about politics on a sports forum.. I have no friends
*has meltie*
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>>150506956
>meltie
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Hey Nash do you wish you had a more worthy opponent? Or are you just happy with your hip?
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>>noooo let me talk about politics on a sports forum.. I have no friends
>*has meltie*
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do it Des pootans!
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STFU cunt the footy is on nobody cares about your gay nazi march which isn’t in march and isn’t a march fucking fag
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> gay a pejorative
can you believe this bigot
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Yeah m8 bigotry is fucking gay
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>STFU cunt the footy is on nobody cares about your gay nazi march which isn’t in march and isn’t a march fucking fag
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gay in its original sense as in gaiety meaning mirthfulness and many happy
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SMASH THESE HOMELESS DOLPHIN CUNTS
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>both peems in the minor cup will out score shiggy
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I disagree with the coalition's budget or however people talk politics or whatever
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GWAN REDCLIFFE SEND THESE PLASTICS BACK TO THE SHITHOLE THEY COME FROM
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>I disagree with the coalition's budget or however people talk politics or whatever
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best team entrance in the comp btw
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>GWAN REDCLIFFE SEND THESE PLASTICS BACK TO THE SHITHOLE THEY COME FROM
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its not how you enter its how you leave
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>best team entrance in the comp btw
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One last donation for the week
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pootans getting 90 put on them today
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they’re going to put 70 on these shitcunts
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2ez
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Well done Trai Fuller. You single handedly lost the past 3 games for the poophins, but you scored a try against the spootans.
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love me some blakfulla magic on a Sunday arvo
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I hope it is 90 so we’re both right
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>>150507072
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>>150506975
Well, you can only beat the team in front of you. The boys have turned up for eachother week after week and this Premiership embodies that.
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>blakfuller
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I've got a cold lads. First time being sick in nearly 10 years. It's taking me back to my childhood fr. Never knew disease could be so comfy.
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>>150507100
get well soon m8 xoxo
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>>150507104
Thanks m8 gonna go to bed and experience those sweet sickness dreams
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I ran in the marathon today lads. Finished overall 13,705th.
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>>150507100
It's actually so comfy. I had the column heater on, watching youtube and drank hot tea.
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I ran in the marathon today lads. Finished overall 13,704th.
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I had two weeks off school with the flu when I was 9 and it was pretty awesome. My grandmother was looking after me and I got to try several kinds of soup, drink as much 7up as I wanted, and some kids cough syrup stuff that made you fall asleep, all whilst getting good at vidya (California games). Had chicken pox that year too, that was another two weeks off.
>>150507100
Feel better mate
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Redcliffe has the best qts
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>>150507130
You have a nice bum m8
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HAMMER TIME
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pootans bros...
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Well done Trai Fuller. You single handedly lost the past 3 games for the poophins, but you got a try assist against the spootans.
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>>150507065
Alright. 70 minutes to get isukko over the line.
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WE WANT 80
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hmmm looks like we have to actually beat souths chookbros
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
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good bunkering
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>titantards
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popcorn in the microwave lads
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Tony Francis Will Have His Revenge On Redcliffe
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chooks won't beat souths m80
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campbell, randle, mantle, candle
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teams should practice short dropouts so they get good at them
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TITBACK
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
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That should be a penalty regardless
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hey fuckwitta how is a 20m gain not an advantage
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FUCKWITTA That was advantage taken.
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>no advantage
Everyone I present: Fuckwitta
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swear ive watched league for decades and never seen so many advantages played as this weekend
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advantage is at the refs discretion as it should be
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>nooo we should penalise expansive positive play and encourage teams to take the tackle
Boring boring people
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refs shouldnt have discretion or you end up with the nba where every game is decided by the amount of free throws given
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looked forward
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
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we're all supporting the titans right?
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It’s up to the administration to select good refs, sack the bad ones. With all the technology now it should be easier than ever to go through each game and judge the referee’s performance
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Elimination final week 1 is Sharks vs Roosters at Allianz. Roosters will put 50 on those frauds.
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>>150507139
Sounds incredible, man I miss California Games. A decent post this. Colour me thoroughly surprised (turquoise).
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just absolutely smashed some tatertots
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POOTANS
THAT'S MY PEEM
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BOK BOK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
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>>150507329
Roosters guaranteed a fianls spot, and Knights handed the spoon. It's win-win for the good guys
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You guys don't really want to see Newcastle get another spoon
You think you do, but deep down you don't
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Personally I want to see pooasslel win the spoon every year until they are folded.
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Newcastle are my second favourite team
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That should open the floodgates
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CHAPPO'S REVENGE
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>>150506618
They don’t allow prelims at suburban grounds
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>>150507455
yep
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The finger has been removed from the dyke
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>>150507467
https://youtu.be/EAsiJjMnnLs
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What happened to Hammiso?
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Did you know FUCKWITTA is 46 years old?
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Poked in the eyes
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In an interview with Fox Sports, Atkins said referees make over 8500 passive decisions per game, but make only five or six errors per game.
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Do you have a job Irish?
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>passive decisions
aka clear and obvious decisions that don't require any thought
not sure what his point is really
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>>150507493
fuckwitta believes he controls the game
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WHOREBACK
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They got his eye popped back in that’s good
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Knights customers, how nervous you feeling?
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They want to win by 22+
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Brian Kelly moment.
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Smelly does that so much. Makes a line break, good run, 3 or 4 defenders trying to tackle him while he's still moving forward, then knocks on, drops the ball out throws a forward pass.
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COMEBACK
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The Dolphins are not a serious football team
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It was better when you used to be able to quickly take the conversion so the video ref couldn't review
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>18-18 halftime
Kino 36-36 golden point looms
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what’s up with the QLD peems and not defending?
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Defending is gay.
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Tu-Pac with the high shot
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the best form of offence is defence
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(((foot on the line)))
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>>150498723
Dolphins 36 Titans 30 put it on >>150498590 the list
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Based whistling ad
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GREYGOD
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*switches to 505*
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If you aren’t pumping your Fleshlight while watching nrlw, are you really an nrlw fan?
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HIPPIIIII
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GET BENT DUDE
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Kek it was a 40-20 too, not even a 40-30, pick it up ya bint
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she’s not used to seeing a women kick that good desu
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Is Chappo due back this season? Titans looking pretty good desu
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>>150507854
~finals
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BIG FAT WINGER
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THE EELS ARE COOKING
(martha stewart get it)
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Does 9 have better ads than kayo? Don't think I can watch many more 3x TLC mini led, deceiver lever, westpac guitars in me
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>>150507901
Still more feminine than that quincy dudd bloke kek
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>>150507962
I gots what you need
https://youtu.be/pNTk4nAdJi4
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Lads my local park footy season is now over. You guys now have my undivided attention for the rest of the season
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based Ryvver Lee
unfortunate she’ll be poached by the Poosters at some stage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaNGtgYwSsU
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Based whistling ad
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love the draggirls
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>>150508231
>>150508250
HNNNNNNG
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Isabelle Kelly's story... YUUUUCK
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Women’s Super League star Sinead Peach was sent off on Saturday for allegedly asking a male ref ‘Which one are you shagging’ after a call went against her. After a penalty was given to the Saints, the 27-year-old was irate. She was subsequently sent off for dissent with the ref mic picking up the X-rated comment, which resulted in her getting her marching orders. “I’m not having you saying, ‘Which one are you shagging?’. You’re off,” the referee is heard saying.
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>>150508562
That’s fucking hilarious. Poothetic little ref can’t handle the bantz.
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>>150508562
Based ref learnt from the best
https://youtu.be/ILwh0M-ilb8
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>>150508562
This is literally the only time Women's Super League has ever gone viral. Good for the game keep it up girlies
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Just checked my activity log with the bookie and I'm down $470 for the season lads.
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>>150508614
That probably puts you ahead of other gamblers here kek
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>>150508815
It's about $20 a week too so I can live with that. Don't know how some of the fuckers around here spend so much.
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>>150508877
Stick to a limit, that’s the way to go. You’ve got it figured out
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1 round left :-(
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Final bottom 4 market
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Final wooden spoon market
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Final top 8 market
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Final top 4 market
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>>150522534
Friend of mine is a Manly customer, bit disappointed when I explained to him what needs to happen for them to make it
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>South Sydney captain Cameron Murray is plotting a dramatic late-season comeback from an Achilles injury as the Rabbitohs prepare to face arch-rivals the Sydney Roosters in a showdown this Friday night
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So he can risk getting heemed with a 6 month recovery
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>my crazy early monday idea
Someone with more time than me should show what the ladder would look like if each peem played each other once. Just need to do an adjustment for double games by dividing the total margin by 2. For example: In Round 3, Manly beat Canberra 40-12 (28 margin). In round 23, Canberra beat Manly 28-12 (16 margin). So Manly ahead by 12, so we count the double as a win for Manly by 6. Same for double wins, Round 2 Souths beat St George 25-24 (1 point) and round 25 Souths beat St George 40-0 (40 points). Total is Souths by 41 so counts as a Souths win by 20.5 - round up or down if you feel necessary.
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>>150523067
Souths assembling the Avengers out of nowhere solely to knock the Roosters out I gotta respect it
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Golden point appearances should be adjusted to 1pt per appearance and the ft score counted only along with that. It's an interesting exercise
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>>150524160
This reads like a veiled way of reminding people poogans lost twice to the poobitohs this year. Since there is only one poogans customer here and he’s a coomer, I’m fine with it
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>>150526586
Both finishing bottom 4, pretty useless flexing on eachother desu
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the draw is designed specifically to make it as hard as possible for more than one queensland team to make the finals.
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>the draw is designed specifically to make it as hard as possible for more than one queensland team to make the finals.
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>>150528183
>team
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Souths have the worst attack in the comp bar the Knights (whose attack is one standard deviation below the 16th Bunnies)
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Inb4 Irish says you can only use that metric when peems play each other the same number of times
>even though he’s right
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>>150529595
Weird St George let them score 40
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Someone tell Wayne they need to score 16 points more than the peels this weekend because reasons
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>*checks eels opponents*
ummm
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Finals comp still open
>Super Coach Finals
league code 143322
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/141618467/#q141618701
>I think I've psyched myself up about the Quokkas so much that if the Perth peem is named something else I'm going to have an absolute fit.
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Why are you quoting me, archive dweller?
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2013 - Matt
2014 - Gummi Bears
2015 - Gummi Bears
2016 - Broncucks Ltd (Gianna)
2017 - Shiggys
2018 - Jamal
2019 - Haka Malakas (Kyle)
2020 - Jawn
2021 - Milky
2022 - N
2023 - Cowbucks
2024 - Jawn
2025 - Nash
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Who won the footy lads
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>>150522571
Do they already know storm are resting their entire peem even though teams aren't announced?
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I had my reasons
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>>150532956
>reasons
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>2 minutes
On a string lads
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>>150533016
>on a string
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>>150532908
It's an honour and a privilege to be in such good company
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>>150533146
>mfw they don’t do one of those for secondary finals
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In a 17 team comp it’s bottom 3 and top 14
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Heard through the grapevine that YOU KNOW WHO will be going to YOU KNOW WHERE
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>>150533165
I have a few saved but most are lost to time. This one is Jawn btw.
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>>150533246
Actually I only have 2 caps that have babby hips in them. Unless others too caps too then I'm afraid they're lost.
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>>150533244
It’s true. I’m going to KFC
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>>150533273
>other's have caps too
Just to clarify my retardese.
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>>150533146
Welcome to the group m8. Fucking elite GF score too, just a shame Shiggler ran out of meme magic and couldn't give you a worthy contest.
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>normally tryhard SC
>gave up three weeks in this year
Not sure why, sorry boys
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>Reece Walsh in trouble for drinking toilet water directly from a toilet
You cannot make this up. Lmao
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>look it up
>https://www.sMh.com.au/sport/nrl/toilet-humour-reece-walsh-drinks-from-unused-lavatory-in-latest-prank-20250901-p5mrkn.html
>it's real
kek

KEK

K E K
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well done jawn, you beat someone with no trades left.
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>well done jawn, you beat someone with no trades left.
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>>150534042
is this better or worse than pissing straight into your own mouth
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a real super coach would have had trades up his sleeve for the GF
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>>150534080
why are you posting a selfie and repeating what i just said
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>>150534091
i think its pretty funny to end up in any gf with the team i cobbled together from not even following the sport ;)
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>>150532908
geez reading back it seems like more of a curse than a blessing
watch yourself Nash
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my fullbacks for next season: walsh, trbo and papyenhuyzen :)
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n knows his stuff. he nearly won the whole thing. he finished way ahead of supposed "expert" tom sangster. even i beat sangster most weeks.
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>>150534127
what are you getting at lad?
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>>150534134
reynolds and monkey will be back next season and will stifle the twink once again
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>>150534175
misfortune seems to find the winner
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Saw Jye Gray at Redfern yesterday. He's very tiny.

Also saw Guru. Not so tiny
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wuld love to bounce jye gray up and down my big thick 5 inches of erect croatian/filipino cock ;)
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>>150534558
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As long as you don't drink from the toilet afterwards, that would be gross
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yeah cause the toilet water would get diseased lol
also jye gray would fucking clobber any cunt in the family
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>>150534558
Are you really a Filipino? I'm a gay American man with a fetish for Filipino men.


I for one like the Latin American + Southeast Asian Hybrids (Filipinos) [Men].

Your sexy and unique combination of Latino with Asian makes me hard for you.

You are the only Asians with Latin American ancestry

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippines

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Filipinos

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americans_in_the_Philippines

There is a marked difference when it comes to the looks of men from the Philippines compared to other parts of Asia.

Filipino Men in Porn

>>>/hm/2678560

Other Asian men in porn.

>>>/hm/2670348
Ordinary Filipinos look more similar to Latinos and Americans lookswise than their Asian neighbors.
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>drunk on a monday night
>going crazy and weirdo on your le vpns
do you need some help cause we can talk it out if you want, you seem in distress
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time to stop pretending to be gay now the real gays are starting to turn up



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