>>150539626My Steelers :)
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
Well?
>>150539648*shows bare feet in latest commercial like a complete homosexual
>>150539655why are these blacks so obsessed with a bad 3rd string qb
>>150539626by sheer coincidence 2025 will also see lower YPG and points scored than we’ve seen in years
>>150539667We don't get turned on by feet like you do so we see no problem with it.
>>150539655we need more powerful posts like this
>>150539696you're gay bro
Black QB’s are destroying the game of football. After watching week 1 of college I’m convinced this sport is fucking dead. I didn’t see a single QB that could genuinely throw it outside of the Miami, Notre Dame, Clemson, or LSU Quarterbacks (who are all white btw)
>>150539655brave
What stat does he love most?
>>150539655I called Arch a nepobaby as well. What's his point?
>>150539683And there it is
Bustin makes me feel good
>>150539736QB rushing yards.
>cowgirls
>>150539655everyone literally called him a trash nepo kwab after saturday
>>150539726John Mateer is the great white hope.
>>150539736DVOA
>>150539736100% EPA per play all the faggot soi bois like Robert Mays keep honking about it on podcasts the last couple of years
>>150539683It's not coincidence. (((They))) are pumping foods with soi and microplastics.
>>150539759They are victims of your mom's STDs. Apologize right now.
>>150539787>SoiYaaaawn get some new material, the old conspiracies are boring
>>150539810>conspiraciesget off my qb dickriding forums, rabbi
>>150539736Racial composition of NFL starting QBs
>Michael Parsons has a back injury>gonna be injured all season and probably need surgery in the offseason5D CHESS BABY
>>150539736that's the face he made when he saw on reddit that the NFC East will be the first division in NFL history to have 4 starting black quarterbacks
>>150539725>sexualizes a man's feet>calls anyone else on earth a homosexualMahomes is married with kids. (You) are a disco porn addict. Stop projecting
>>150539736Anything that uses the word "since"
>pay poopscott>don't pay parsons
>>150539860so it resembles your mom's bedroom huh?
>>150539843>$188m for a crybaby podcaster with a sprained bussy
>>150539877This is the one that pisses me off the most. Every time I hear "first player/team to ____" I turn toward the tv, sure that I misheard them because I know it's been done before in my lifetime. Then the "since 2021" comes and all I want to do is strangle every ADHD zoomoid in existence
>>150539882QBs matter moreEven dook shitpuke
Kay Adams fucked and sucked Michael Parsnips so much she blew out his back lmfao what a nasty woman
>>150539626
>>150539655someone here >>150405721 already pointed that out
>>150539648• Most wins of all time among all players• More passing TDs than anyone else• More passing yards than anyone else• Most passing completions of all time• Most Pro Bowl appearances by a single player• Most division titles by a single player• Most consecutive playoff appearances• Most consecutive Conference Championship appearances• Most consecutive playoff victories• Most playoff wins of all time among all players• Most playoff completions of all time• Most playoff passing yards of all time• Most playoff passing TDs of all time• Most passing yards in a single playoff game• Most playoff Game Winning Drives of all time• Most playoff 4th quarter comebacks of all time• Most Super Bowl appearances• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro• Oldest player to win MVP• Oldest player to win the AFCCG• Oldest player to win the NFCCG• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season
retard-tier take incominghow many superbowl teams over the last 10-15 years started with an elite pass rusher?the only one I can think of is aaron donald and he's arguably the best individual player of that era and he still only pulled one ringI think jerry overpaid for dak but I don't think parsons was gonna do anything other than be a whiny bitch and disappear against physical teamshe's 26 years old acting like he's a 15-year veteran with a hall of fame bust already carved out, guy's probably toxic as fuck for the locker room
>>150539655But I do call Arch Manning a nepobaby. But he's already better at his sport than Shatdoor and Bronny
>>150539913>Pooper Rush + Michael Parson>Dick Poopscott + Marshawn KneelandPooper Rush is only marginally worse than Shit Shitshit, I choose the first one
>>150539655I do though
>>150539879It's funny, Detroit fans aren't even mad at the commanders
>>1505399432015 broncos
>>150539879god this game was kino, lions fans got a good fucking dose of what a real loss feels like, bet you regret shittalking every time the packers lost the nfccg huh?>wahhhhhh we sucked for 40 years!with nothing on the line, lol
Brady was way better than Mahomes at getting cucked. Mahomes isn't even a top 5 cuck of all time. He could never get cucked like Brady. Tom would even suck the jiu jitsu bvll splooge out of his wife's ran through snatch. That was back when real men knew how to get cucked, not like this soft ass flirting generation. 7 cocks in your wife's holes > 3
>>150540014The Commanders didn't send a wr out to throw into triple coverage while on the run.
>chiefs fans
>>150540048they couldn't get it done until they picked up manning, and they still only got one ring
And Caleb Williams is down on the field, clutching his bussy. We'll take a quick break. https://youtu.be/REU1JCELpro
Oh boy, the typical muttfag and bitchknees argument about who was the biggest beneficiary of refball. /nfl/ is reddit lite, I’m going back to /tv/
>>150540075Yeah that was dumb lol, Johnson huffed one too many of his own farts, should've just ran Gibbs all day
>>150540075he's going to call dumb shit like this and other head scratchers from time to timebears fans better anticipate it
>>150540124The stumble bum was hilarious tho
Be the biggest beneficiary of this bussy
>>150539886Kek
>>150540014Makes sense. They should be mad at Goof and Ben Johnson for actively trying to lose the game.
>>150540082Problem?
thats it, I've had enoughNFCbros, lets make our own thread next 500 and leave these drooling muttfaggots to their own shithole
>>150539655The difference is those two guys were on teams where their dad was the coach and / or de facto GM so they had a direct familial connection to people essentially running the organization. Arch Manning's father isn't the Texas coach and his dad won't be playing for the team that drafts him. Arch is really more like a legacy kid than a nepobabby. His name carries weight but no one in his current organization is related to him. His dad didn't even go to the same school and never played in the NFL. Bronny plays for his dad's team and was only signed as unofficial stipulation in his father's free agency negotiations.. It's not even remotely the same thing. Black people just play the race card whenever shit doesn't work out.
>>150540230thats right nfchomos, self deport
>>150540228How often does the old guy rape the kids? I’m guessing a lot
>>150540230They should make their own thread t.bh
>>150540014They didn't have time to be mad at the Commanders. Day of, their QB had 4 turnovers and before they could recover from that, their OC went to a division rival. KWAB
>>150540230>muttfaggotsum........
*wins the west*
>>150540230I may have to leave the dolphins and root for the niners again
>>150540075>we're down two possessions and might not get the ball back enough times to win>meme play on a 1st and 10 time
>>150540279>stafford basically dead>cawks going through a weird soul searching phaseall we need is another 9er collapse and it could unironically happen
Why is Bo Nix out interviewing people?picrel
>>150540091I always thought that was that unbelievable song on a loop
>>150540241What you just wrote is incredibly racist and uncalled for. Be better my man.
>>150540230YESSSSSSSSSS BEEN SAYING IT FOR MONTHS SEPERATE NFCCHADS FROM AFCKEKSthey keep>the schizos>webm spammer>statmutt>pedokneesNFCgods get>normal people who discuss sports
>>150540279>>150540305It's theoretically possible (9ers are frauds and Stafford's injury), but I'll believe it when I see it. I had the Rams and Seahawks competing for the West, but if Stafford really is hurt, I think it's down to Hawk-Cards
>>150540279Cardinals are one of the rare low floor and low ceiling teams kek I'm hoping we get another mid game melty from Kyler Murray this season like 2022 when he swore at Kliff Kingsbury. Horrible little gremlin
>>150540305Our players are already injured
>>150540339>low floor and low ceilinglike kylers height
>would never see another mahomo post againdo it
>>150540355yea but that happens every year then they get healthy again after the bye week and you guys go on a late season tear and end up losing in NFCCG or making a superbowl
>>150540328>nfc general is just 100 posts from the kiwi which all get deleted by the jannies so he posts 100 more times
>>150540095johnson was sabotaging lions cause too much money was on them. theyll win week 1 and get to the owl cause now no ones rating them
>>150539626Sounds like the opening line to a Ram Ranch remix.
>>150540384I wonder whatever happened to the mod who would constantly ban me and delete all my posts for years on end. Probably trooned out and killed himself
>>150540305Cards had their chance last year but fell apart down the stretch like they always do. Don't fall for it again.
austin ekeler laremy tunsil and deebo samuel are poison pills to cripple the commanders
>>150540279name a bigger "fell for it again award" team than the kylar murray cards
>>150540419refs might not call tunsil for false starts anymore if they want the commies in play
>>150539626Quickest way to tell if a QB is the guy or not is how he reacts to a guaranteed sack- if he accepts his fate he’s a coward, if he forces a bad throw he’s a moron and if he tries to fight through but protects the ball he understands the value of protecting the ball and yardage for the next play, you ideally want C if you plan on winning the Super Bowl
>>150540355Jennings came back today, it's unironically starting to look up. Shanny under more pressure then he's been in his entire tenure. It's put up or pack out time for the regime and OPEN SEASON ON ALL MUTTS.
>>150540528>t. has no foreskinlol lmao even
>>150540574I do actually funny enough, my mom roof the doctors no lol
>>150540374I would be very content with that>>150540571I don't think he has any pressure. Front office let a bunch of players go and I'm sure they all know they won't be competitive till next year at the earliest.
Please votehttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewJGYjyp
>>150540371kek
>>150540642I would think the seat is warming a little after paying all those contracts last year and doing so poorly. Not to mention the lousy drafting for years. We can all point to Lynch and say it's him but I'm certain he doesn't pick anyone without approval from Shanny. A big problem they're going to have is a lack of depth and you can't overlook the Trey Lance giga bust when addressing it.
>thread splitting because of the muttspergretarded
>>150540528
>>150540673This shit didn't work when the threads were way more active and people will still end up posting in both. This is retarded.
>>150540391>85 IQ Detoileters actually believe this
>>150540759happens all the time when goodell makes the call. thats why the eagles were 9-0 and then missed the playoffs 2 years ago
>>150540673voted unsure, i support it if just because it would generate a new meta giving each thread a breath of fresh air ( chiefs fans are also just cancer )
>>150540528If the qb understands the value of protecting the ball then he doesn't try to fight through sacks because even if you have the ball tucked away defenders are going to be punching and ripping at it and your chances of turning it over are exponentially higher than if you just go down. Same with your injury risk. It's not worth risking getting hurt or fumbling just to spare the loss of a few yards.
>>150540743Yeah Purdy saved their job because that Trey Lance trade was just god awful.
>>150540673legitimately a solution in need of a problem that would already have better solutions
>>150540673
>>150540673the vpnkiwi is behind this divide and conquer tactic. vote NO
What's the greatest trick play of all time that worked?
You fags can do what you want, I'm going to continue to make /nfl/ threads
JERRY FUCKING WON
i know we're just memeing but thread splitting is unironically the quickest way to kill off a general
>>150540850Convincing us it was 6 millions.
>>150540878Lmao
>>150540797>surely it wasn't our best D linemen getting obliterated and Goof Goofing
>>150540872i'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees at the mercy of the janny to resolve the mutt problem
>>150540891brave, really
/nfl/ already tried splitting before into /afc/ and /nfc/ it failed miserably for both sides, mods also kept deleting them at one point and gave the generic /'stick to one general' response
>>150540891or you could just not be a little bitch about it
>>150540871Didn't Rodgers complain for years that the Packers GM doesn't know what he's doing?
>>150540891It's the jannies fault that you don't have enough self control to simply ignore him?
>>150540673thread splitting is often a bad idea but what do we have to lose at this point
Yes I am in favor of /NFC/ secession
They keep seethin’ we keep grindin’
>>150539655Arch was a talented high school quarterback with a generational name. Multiple colleges spent tens of thousands of dollars trying to convince him to go to them. Shedeur/Bronny went to their respective college/team directly because of daddy. Once Shedeur entered the NFL he rightfully struggled, and ended up in a fate worse than being undrafted. But just like the other two nobody has a problem shit talking Arch if he fucks up, as we saw. So there’s not much to be upset about.
>>150539648>2ndWho's #1?
imagine how brown you have to be to shill for mutthomes
This genny already dead and nibbas want to split lmaoooo
>>150540932>They keep seethin’ we keep implodin’
>>150540936>with a generational name
IN DIXIE LAND ILL TAKE MY STANDVOTE YES FOR NFCG
>>150540975>he lives in a blackstatekek
>>150540815You can be optimistic and look at is as things working out more or less as intended. The plan was to trade those assets for the qb of the future who could lead them to a super bowl. They traded those assets and ended up getting the qb of the future and he made the super bowl, so even though they took a very circuitous route to get there they still ended up right where they wanted to be.But of course the issue is we now know we could have had the best of both worlds, kept the assets and still got the guy so its hard not to lament the opportunity cost.. If they actually won the super bowl I would just say fuck it, who cares at that point. But since they lost you always have to wonder if an extra player would have helped.
>>150540878Hello based department
>wants to post with the mutt
>>150539655Bronny is the single most extreme example of nepotism in sports history. This is a guy who couldn't get on the court for a shit USC basketball team because he was so dogshit and averaged like 1 point per game in college. He is taking a competent NBA player's roster spot literally just appease the vanity of LeBoon James. People don't claim nepotism about Shedeur as much as they just like the fact that he is a total spoiled brat diva who is insufferably arrogant if you listen to him talk for 5 seconds. Arch is just a doofus like Peyton and Eli which makes him more likeable. Arch and Shedeur are competent and don't benefit from nepotism but Bronny is just pure nepotism.
>>150540975Mutthomos get away get away, you don't belong in NFCG!
>>150540850Surprise onside kick in the super bowl. Incredibly risky play in the most important possible game and helped the team win. Can't be more impactful than that
>>150540842kek what a mugged and raped bitch
Luke Altmyer has the Heisman trophy in his sights
>>150540673All mahomodebatefags must die, but fuck off
leave Jayden Daniels to me
>>150541054>using a blonde person to represent a nigger infested state?
>>150540673Need both. NigFC posting gets pretty gay sometimes
>>150540922Why should we have to sift through a thread full of shit to find actual posts? Low-effort shitpost spamming isn't supposed to be a thing
>>150540673>Please vote honestly.
6 more days till raiders football, bros
>>150540890goof didnt call and rb pass into triple cov
>>150540990I feel you bro. If we won a Superbowl then that trade technically wouldn't have mattered but now all I can think of is "what if?"
>>150541112no thanks, I'm not a beaner
half hour vote count
>>150540990purdy and that team were artificially elevated so the niners could save face over that franchise ending trey lance trade
https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVbo2Gn3Vote honestly
Post your honest opinion of Dan Campbell
>>150541139if you retards had team gennies it would help blot out the soccerslop. Who cares if it isn't busy there's 2 threads made an hour now, it'll stay up
>>150541139We literally did this before, anon, history will only repeat itself and both will die (or get deleted) and /nfl/ will be forced again
>>150541161players coach
>>150541157Fuck off
>>150541112Can't wait to watch Geno lead them to victory while temujin is riding my cock and I'm sucking on her titties. Only time I ever give a shit about the Raiders
>gabe davis listens to a right wing anti semitic podcastHoly based
>>150541163yeah but im neetlife now I'll keep them going
>>150541081Many people are saying this!
>>150541157Delete this racist shit
>>150541157Micheys pitching a shutout
>>150541163I was there when we split and it was paradise without the drooling patriots, chiefs and steelers fans posting until the mods intervened, it literally did work lol
>>150541183I've seen enough. Giants need to sign him since ((((they)))) run our biggest rival
The debate is over
>>150541163well maybe this time they don't delete them
>>150541052It's not super impactful because the 12th man on an average NBA roster is mostly useless anyway. They're mostly there for subbing in during blowouts just so actual players don't have to bother with garbage time. But yeah, even by those standards it was probably the most undeserved signing in league history. He had a 0% chance of ever making it that far if he wasn't a package deal with his dad. It's amazing how the plebs will screech about nepotism in corporate or academic settings but then they don't seem to care when it happens in sports or entertainment. If your moral stance varies depending on whether or not you like a particular person than it's not really a moral stance, is it
>>150541119He coughed up a fumble that led to a TD and threw 2 picks including a pick six all before that
>>150541200>chiefs>steelersno you weren't
>>150541147
looking over the catalog it actually makes no sense why we couldn't have two threads, soccerfags have team generals for the same sport. why can't we have conference generals?
>>150541209Did you even sleep last night? It's 9AM and you've been posting non-stop for the last 5 hours at least.
>>150541161I'd bottom for him
Why would you split the genny between NFC and AFC? There's lots of inter-conference games now.
>>150541183>right wingCringe>anti semiticBased!
>>150541200this lol, AFCtards have always dragged this place down. The NFC threads were moving fast while the AFC thread choked out before it hit 500 kek
>>150541252Chad af response desu
>>150539655>implying everyone wasn't calling Arch a nepo babby on Saturday
>>150541252Same but I wouldn't properly clean out my colon beforehand so when he pulls out his dick is full of last nights dinner. Fuck that faggot.
>>150541262because chiefs fans are the new patriots fans and fucking insufferable. we all collectively said so yesterday calling out the mutt. Nothing would stop us from having proper discussion anymore if the autogynephilia faggot conference was in a containment thread
>>150541289Gay pranks are weird
>>150541245I slept after I got home so roughly 11pm to 3am. I generally don't need more than 4 hours at a clip
>>150541339you would know
>>150541262Reddit fags don't understand how 4chan works. If you try to split threads to get away from a schizo shitposter the only thing youll get is the shitposter having multiple threads to shit up. How do you think you're going to enforce it exactly? You can't make someone post in what you think the correct thread is, mods aren't going to ban someone for talking about football in a football thread.I can see the 1st post in the nfc thread. " no qb in the nfc has stats by the age of 29 that mahoms had. This proves it's the lesser conference."
>>150541316Eagles fans are more insufferable than Chiefs fans have ever been. Chiefs fans at least have this midwestern aw shucks quality about them for the most part.
Speaking of horrendous nonsense, jerry paid his DB Da'Ron Bland but not Parsons
>>150541366>Chiefs fans at least have this midwestern aw shucks quality about them for the most partand that's a good thing
>>150541161Like Nick Sirianni but without the winner gene.Basically a great vibes guy, a coordinator/GM babby, and a meme. But nothing to show for it in the trophy cabinet, so it's kind of pathetic. I think he'll crumble and fans (maybe even players) will turn on him if Johnson's replacement sucks and the team faces adversity.
>>150541161He's a try too hard faggot. A players coach hasn't won anything significant ever.
>>150541366eagles fans burn their own city down when they win and thats kino
>>150541395>
>>150541366>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bullshit lol, where are the eagles fans? its been nothing but malding chiefsfags since february
>>150541357Ah you got me there anon
>>150540277>mutts>neither parent is white to begin withwho cares?
I still think the Browns should've kept all 6 QBs and tried this at least once
I swear cazzies still don't realize being a great Head Coach is just about being a great manager. You hire the right people and look after your staff. Half the reason why Mike Tomlin is gonna eventually be outted in shittsburgh is because he's constantly hired the wrong OCs since letting go of Todd Haley. Dan Campbell hires the right people
I just hope Travis Kelce isn't TOO washed
>>150541444>both parents are white>they still don't care about youyou would know
>>150539726>forgetting drew
1 hour mark
>>150541350Bro sleep is important please take care of yourself
>>150541366eagles fans are white though, chiefs fans are brown (hispanic or mixed race)
>>150541452my mommy loves me and bakes me cookies
>>150541447gods truth, goff was good without ben there
>>150541366t.Santa Clause
>>150541461>responding to a tripfaggot>take careI seriously hope you die
>>150541469she realizes that she fucked up raising you as a male
>>150541147see>>150541241>>150541132>>150540990its hard not to say what difference it would have made, imagine they drafted Sewell instead they might have been able to block Chris Jones or Aaron Donald or Mykel Kendricks in all these big games.
>eagles fans are white
>>150541484>>150541493Someone woke up on the wrong side of the Synagogue this morning kek
march away to the firing line and I'll kill that mutthomes poster
Who's the discount aussie and what's he doing in /nfl/?
>>150541509Yes, eagles fans are white.Yes, you are brown.
>>150541519Technically it's still preseason. He's the preseason kangaroo fucker of the NFL. Let him go.
>>150541537>kiwis>kangaroosyou retard, they're virtue signaling good goy vaxmaxxed reddit island cucks compared to aussies (who are still somewhat globohomo but not nearly as bad). they're called kiwis because that's their meme animaldont ask him about their virtue signaling haka for le noble savage niggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25AUCNZKEnY
>>150541557In case you want to know, it feels like warm apple pie.
>>150541529Would you please circle kansas, missouri and philadelphia on the map i cant locate us states
>>150541557those animals aren't AI? wtf
>>150540937>>150539939Why do you turn that post into a competition. Why can't Chiefs fans talk about their QB in peace without being harassed.
>>150541484At the end of the day, we are all family.
>>150541585Pregnant or fat?
>>150541605Jameis is having so much fun and nobody can stop himHe's as big a dork as Kirk Cousins yet somehow isn't cringe
>>150541605Jameis seems like a cool guy to hang with. He can even get shitty wrs paid. A shame about the interceptions thing
>>150541569NTA but you see the deep blue 80%+ state in the middle surrounded by medium blue ones? That's Iowa, Missouri is right below it. Kansas City, MO is on the left side of the state. Philadelphia is a city in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania is in the northeast part and it's the really rectangular looking one which is squiggly on the right side. It's the big landlocked one, not the tiny coastal ones. Philly is on the right side of that stateToo lazy to make an image
*top 3 QB blocks your path*
>>150541569Kay Adams could get married at the drop of a hat and could be impregnated almost as quickly.Marked states of Kansas, Missouri, and Pennsylvania, and city sites of Philadelphia and Kansas City, respectively.
>>150541632*taps*
>>150541623YOU WILL WATCH THE JETS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
>>150541112Chiefs own the Raiders lol.https://www.tiktok.com/@bleacherreport/video/7430602756370615595
>>150541628He's one of the few QBs that guarantee everyone watching will have a good timeHe might throw 4 ints but he will also throw 4 tds
>>150541350You do
>>150541630I assumed Philadelphia wasnt very white because they lead the country with iliterate adults or something like that
>>150541636>Kay Adams could get married at the drop of a hat and could be impregnated almost as quickly.haha hopefully it takes a LOT of attempts haha
>>150541644>needed a literal new penalty to survive the Aidan O'Connnel Raidershmm
>>150541662All I read from your post is>Raiders lost to a weaponless Chiefs and stand no chance now that they're healthy
>>150541632Yeah, I bet he tops three QBs daily
>>150541636I was 99% sure Pennsylvania was that big one to the right of Missouri kek
>>150541674maybe you should go back to school anon
>>150541645>He might throw 4 ints but he will also throw 4 tdsI love that type of QB play and it's atrociously underrated.>>150541655Big cities are very different demographics from their respective states as a whole, usually.
>Literally all of us wish death upon our divisional rivals yet the wannabe Ravens fan kiwi said he roots for the Bengals and Browns' quarterback. Fake ass fan. He makes all international fans look bad.
>>150541674The post didn't say that
>>150541681That one is Kentucky, a special state of it's own.
I've barely watched football for the last 8 years but I think this is the season I'll start paying attention again
>>150541712>roots for the Bengals and Browns I said I appreciate watching talented players not that I root for either team. You'd understand the difference if you weren't a spastic who writes essays about people he's never met
>>150541732lmao
>>150539626more like quarterblack
>>150541732do NFCposters really?
>>150541529>>150541636Stat maps are kind of useless if you actually want to know where the people are. This map is pretty cool:>https://all-of-us.benschmidt.org/Each dot is one person
>>150541732>>150541761Nobody actually lives in Kentucky
>>150541636>and could be impregnated almost as quickly.how old is this beezy?
>>150541745>>150526310>Hell I can even appreciate watching Joe Burrow and the Bengals play when he's at his best.True fans only wish death upon their divisional opponents. Mahomes threw for 50 TDs in his rookie season but you didn't see Raiders fans like Temujin saying "I appreciate watching Mahomes greatness". He's an annoying tripfag but is a real fan unlike you.>a spastic who writes essaysI'm not the one who wrote the essay. The essay did however turn me against you. You're sus.
>>150541781Ancient gamer age
>>150541712pipe down Schizo
>>150539914sounds like me and your mom
>>150541785>I'm not that spastic I'm some other spastic!!!!kek even funnier
>>150541773>handful of those ''people'' in my townwon't be long until we're locking doors
>>150541794it doesn't sound gay
>>150541794>>150541798>>150541791all same person
>mfw I mindbroke the Mahomes Schizo but some Kiwi, Lions fan and a Webm spammer get all the credit
Start the fuckin season already god damn where dem boyz @???
>>150541732Kek
>>150541119it was a WR pass that 80 IQ Jameson Williams should've just thrown away because it was first and 10 and nothing was there
>>150541847
>>150541755Yeah Florida Man and Florida Woman get all the headlines but Kentucky friends have some bangers.>>150541761I think Kentucky is mostly Bengals, Steelers, or maybe Titans/Oilers fans. Maybe some Rams from the St. Louis days but doubtful; that'd be the only NFC influence.
>>150541786pic related
>>150541801Where is this?
>>150541898definitely not in my hood
>>150541898coastal maine
Reminder that bradysknee lives in long island hes probably super rich he moderates this place for fun
>>150541161cheerleader coordinatorbabby
>>150541827excuse me?
He's going to be great.
>>150541839Schizo Alert!
>>150541938Bradysknee is a great guy, he even likes women as much as me though they tend to be on the younger latina side. Over-under on if bradysknee has been to that island?
>>150541972cute!
Bro how is this Kiwi literally always here
>>150541569>>150541681>>150541636missouri's demographics dont count because it's all brown people across the US who are shilling for the chiefs and mutthomes
>>150541888This year is different little nigga.
Stat your coaches>Dan Campbell >S 18>D 10>C 14>I 10>W 14>CH 20
>>150541976He hasn't been employed since the pandemic. None of us would care about this if he didn't pretend to be an outgoing guy with a lot of girlfriends and money.
Kiwi is literally cancerIs he autistic?Is he secretly Bucsholdme?
>>150542010>hasn't been employed in 5 yearskek new lore dump. how many houses have my parents bought me again?
>>150542010Even if one is not employed like read a book or something you know? Take up a hobby. I don’t get it
>>150542027None?
>>150542006whats the C?
>>150542027You live with your mom kiwi. Every week you ask her for money for cigs. It's probably in the hundreds. You should care for her more. Maybe I'll pay you a visit and fuck her butthole.
dude the lions runningbacks are like sonic and knuckles dude isn't that funny
>tranimebrowns on /nfl/
>>150542027uhoh balding middled age man who hangs out with kids around the cannie having a metly!!! kek
>>150542040Constitution Honestly no idea what number to put there but he's a tight end who played with a cast on his arm if I recall correctly so he seems tough enough
My favorite hobby is Track and Field :)
>>150542055>He's mad he doesn't have a fun run game on his teamMany such cases, sad!
The FLEET would bootyblast all of your shit teams
>>150542022He goes from being cool to schizo depending on the time of day. Makes me wonder if he's a girl on the rag and that photo was of her boyfriend's butt.
# Filter any tripfag#/^!//^!!tZ0HH8JT\/Y\/$/simple as
>>150542087Make me one for temujin.
>>150542006>bill belichick>S 3>P 10>E 1>C 1>I 10>A 1>L 10
>>150542029>Even if one is not employed like read a book or something you know?I would normally say learn to code but by the time they get good enough at it, it will probably be taken by Jeets or GPT. India's online population went from 100M to 1 billion.
>>150542100who the fuck is that
>>150542133my wife
>DUDE 2022 GEORGIA WOULD BEAT THE 2017 BROWNSI came across this today and for a second I pondered it then I quickly corrected my retarded beliefs and realized that Georgia would get destroyed.
>>150542133My husband
>>150542055I miss watching montgomery hes a lil bull
I'm really starting to believe that Jayden will be BETTER this year
>>150542133A 60 foot autistic latina living in an ice detainment camp with her son Godzooki
>Temujinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeC8LmfgigE
>>150541632Not quite but he’s almost there, if he makes the super bowl or even NFCCG again this year I’ll put him up there, idc about roster at that point. It’d go Mahomes, Lamar, Hurts.
>>150542164Daniels will be BETTER next season than he was the previousReposting this:Unironically, what is his weakness? How do you stop him? I've been watching videos about him from NON Commanders people, and it's all confirming what I saw with my eyes. This kid is already elite out of the gate.>checkdown merchant100% true at the start of the season. However, by the middle and end of the year, he had not only begun throwing way more balls into the center, he was doing it well>he throws to one side of the fieldAgain, true at the start. But also something that disappeared by the end of the season.>he takes too many hitsKinda true, but that's also not really something you can scheme against as a DC.>But [non-QB]I'm not talking about anyone else right now, just Daniels. I genuinely don't know what his weakness is. He's already at that Mahomes/Allen/Jackson tier where he is always working on his game, but doesn't have big holes to fix like the rest of the QBs in his draft
>>150542164I think having an actual running game is gonna put him over the top. I'm buying big on Croskey-Merritt but they've been coy about who's gonna get the most carries. Some people think Chris Rodriguez might be the guy
2 hour voting mark
Bro nobody asked go to bed
>>150541637Hurts and siriani are hard carried. And like previous QB/coach combos, they'll be run out of town (after they get a statue).
is this a white genny or do you have any local browns (or god forbid, negros)
Chiefs chad here not afraid of jayden daniels yet
>>150542199Link it fucking idiot, God
>>150542182>>150542189Philly will go down
>>150542189>they've been coy about who's gonna get the most carries.It's really up in the air because there are loads of good runners. I'm also big on CM, but Eckler, Rodriguez, and Daniels are all options for the run game. Combined with the O-line getting buffed, I think there's going to be a RB by committee for at least the first few weeks
>>150542189>kiwi is trying to jump on the Jayden bandwagon even though everyone knows he would have picked Bo Nix over him.Funny.
Rams vs Bills was the most entertaining game of last season. All games should be like that, I hate defense.
>>150542164>>150542182>>150542189>cant go back or to the left in the pocketWhile there were few areas in which he struggled, he did have some issues when teams forced him to move in the pocket to the left or backward. Daniels posted a 46.9 PFF overall grade in those situations, and he took a sack a league-high 37% of the time. If he moved up or right, Daniels earned an 87.7 PFF overall grade and generated positive EPA 58.2% of the time. It’s clear he has a movement preference, but can defensive coordinators force him back and left?
>>150542214its in the thread here >>150540673https://strawpoll.com/QrgewJGYjyp
>>150542230What about bills lions
>>150542230I raise you broncos vs jets kino 10x9 game
>>150542241Thank you, I voted now. /nfl/ is slow enough as is
Hate kiwiHate TemujinHate BradysneeHate Steelers JannuHate AI slopperHate Italian statfagHate Canadian anonHate Rams weeabooHate Brady fanboisLuv Saudi anon
>>150542116If you're grading on the SPECIAL scale yeah sure
>>150542201I did, retard
>>150542252*voted no
Will you be watching DK Metcalf's acting debut?
>>150542230>>150542250>>150542245heh... broncos browns
>>150542245That was good too. Notice that the Bills keep appearing in entertaining games. I want my team's next QB to be as good as Josh Allen.
>>150542116>Belichick>1 CHA>>150542199Generals are gay, two generals is just two gay.>>150542212Frogposters and jakshitters deserve death..
>>150542259Basado
>>150542241>>150542199All the Chiefs fans voted yes so that we no longer have to deal with those annoying Eagles fans. I feel bad for the Cowboys fans for having to deal with those subhumans.
>>150542241voting yes to filter the kiwi>>150542252It's offseason, this place will explode thursday
>>150542273Yikes
>>150542199INCLUDE THE LINK you sperg
>>150542293>It's offseason, this place will explode thursdayI'm gonna edge nonstop until then, gonna try cumming at the exact moment of kickoff
>>150542241>its in the thread hereDid you think people would bookmark this shit pole?
>>150542293If there was an option for a Kiwi/Detoilet free thread I would have voted yes but just splitting the threads doesn’t do anything, in reality everyone would still post in both, especially him
>>150542259All me btw
>>150542273
>>150541592
>>150542277If only they played again this year. Would be fun watching Nix and Flacco throw dragons for 60 minutes
>>150540807That’s over thinking it- nerd talk, exactly why dudes like kyle shanahan don’t win súper bowls >>150540750Wasn’t a guaranteed sack. I’m talking when the dline immediately plows through the oline when the snap oc it’s
>>150542259
>>150542338That is extremely rude. Apologize.
Why do mexicans call white people flyovers?
>>150542292Boo hoo lil bro
>>150541366honestly I haven't seen many niggles posters since February apart from the occasional nigglejak but even then they only seem to talk about their own teamI've seen more cumhamdler fans this offseason out of the rest of the NFC least, desu
>>150542350white coastals used to use the term and now the mexicans the white coastals imported use the term it's not that hard
>>150542292>brown mutt/hispanic chiefs fans can't handle a white fanbase like the eagles
Can we have Ian Rappaport permanently host pats show
>>150542230>All games should be like that, I hate defense.Boy do I have the game for you
>>150542354>Meanwhile, Chiefs fans, unbothered, in their lane, munching:
Eagles fans here are chill somehow
>>150542006Kyle Shanahan >Str 8Not strong but normal>Dex 10Used to be a WR even if a totally nepotism baby>Con 10See above >Int 18Masterfully dissecting opposing defenses>Wis 10 usually 2 in close gamesBecomes retarded in crunch time>cha 11People seem to like him
>>150542388I cant believe thats what those letters stand for i was trying to figure that shit out thinking it was football terms
>>150542377*Writes a 22 page essay*KEKPLONKED
>tfw lifelong Chiefs fan because from Kansas but also get to live in South Florida now and insults like “flyover” don’t work
why does society pretend women watch sports? literally never seen one foid organically talk about ball
>>150542396Yikes. Did you forget which flag you were posting under?
>>150542350>>150542366Alejandro https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Alejandro/country/CO/filter/text/
>"I don't believe the quarterback position is mentally as developed as it was when I entered the league." - Tom Brady
>>150542408They don’t even support WTA or WNBA. Coomers and gamblers do kek.
>>150542413Wait. This is the chikaner?
>>150542421Gayest image I’ve ever seen. You are a turbo redditor
>>150542421Kansas city is not a flyover anymore
>Yikes. Did you forget which flag you were posting under?
>>150542427Yes. Someone from /MLB/ told him chief fans are Latinx. He got doxxed and mindbroken there :)
>>150542383MY iggles won the owl, I don't really care what happens this year. I'm just excited football is back.
Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and raped in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
You’re gonna end up with your picture all over /sp/ at this point, Esposito
>>150542441This!• Legendary BBQ with iconic spots like Joe’s, Gates, and Arthur Bryant’s.• Birthplace of jazz with a vibrant live music scene.• Home to the Chiefs and Royals, a true sports city.• Thriving craft beer scene with many local breweries.• World-class museums like the Nelson-Atkins and its shuttlecock sculptures.• “City of Fountains,” second only to Rome.• Revitalized downtown with Power & Light, streetcar, and entertainment.• Family-friendly fun at Worlds of Fun, KC Zoo, LEGOLAND, and Science City.• Stunning venues like the Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts.• More affordable than most major U.S. cities.• Unique shopping at the Spanish-inspired Country Club Plaza.• Friendly, welcoming Midwestern people.• Centrally located with easy access nationwide.
>>150542462>>150542349The kiwi now has two dedicated haters. I used to like him and say he's a ball knower but after reading that essay I've turned on him. The webm schizo probably wanted to instigate hate between the kiwi and Chiefs fans but it worked.
>>150542447Lol nice
Chucked $50 on a week 1 parlay>Dolphins >Commanders >Broncos >TexansGood call or am I plonked?
>>150542495And this Alejandro doing his damage control. Then he’ll call the jannies like barneyfag does. Share with your friends
>>150542462>hospitalizedKWAB
>>150542454Yeah I’ve been in the “everything is gravy” state of mind since the 2024 super bowl. I really don’t care what happens at this point, obviously I always want the Chiefs to win but when people try to own me with this last super bowl, or losses in general, it’s like, really? They just don’t get it. I’m good for life lol
>>150542496You guys call Mahomes a flopper yet that is a perfect opportunity to flop and Mahomes didn't. If someone choked my neck like that I'm falling down like a sack of potatoes.
>>150542510plonk status: ed
>>150542510Gonna do the same parlay, thanks bruv
>>150542510Chiefs is literally free money bruh you fucked upDaniel jones is ass raping your parlay
>>150542520I'm just excited for redzone to be back lol, I have 0 expectations for the eagles this year. It'd be nice if they win the division but the NFC East is cursed so they probably won't.
>>150542495Lol seething.
Kek Alejandro’s twink ass is getting passed around espee
>>150542521No he actually flopped big time there. But it was the right move idk wtf the defender was thinking. Dude got him on the top of the chest.
Rashee is WR1 level talent yet the Chiefs will be able to dramatically underpay him since he missed games from suspension and injury. It's almost as if Reid told Mahomes to injure him. >Trust the process!Trust the process!>Trust the process!Trust the process!>Trust the process!Trust the process!
>>150542521That's because you're a pussy ass bitch like the kiwicuck.
>>150542556Yeah you’ve had a lot of success to feel pretty chill at this point, the main issue was losing the Chiefs super bowl when you were so close, but now that you got vengeance in a major way, you’ve had 3 super bowl appearances recently and won 2, which is more than a lot of franchises. Even if you don’t go back this season I fully expect to meet you again within the next couple years, the NFC seems to be a tag team between you and the 49ers at this point lol
>>150542383looks like plonked is catching on
are you fucking kidding me this guy has been shitting up /mlb/ for monthsgo to /nba/ or something
>>150542582*enters thread**tap mic*Kelce is their WR1*dabs**drops mic*
>>150542587Why did he do that? Did he have the flu or something?
>>150542591precious medals kek
>>150542582Worthy will be WR1
>>150542588Keep in mind the Eagles had never won an owl before those lol. I'm fully prepared for Howie to tear it all down in like 4 years anyway, but this current era of Eagles are a young and likable fun team to watch. I felt like last year really mattered because if it was a disaster they would've rebuilt. Now that this era won their owl I can just watch football without stressing if they win or not.
>>150542615I guess hes...worthy of that titleim going to bed now xx
>>150542575He'd make a cute femboy desu senpai.
>>150542510Lose on the Texans
>>150542628>>150542624>>150542604>>150542587>>150542570>>150542559>>150542548>>150542515>>150542496fuckoff VPN hopping faggot
>>150542637When I think of plonked, this is it. This is everything
>>150542624Are you skinnyfat or do you have a belly?
>>150542651He’s DYEL tier
Dolphins may surprise you…
>>150542383haims are iggles fans? sad
>>150542591IT'S PAYNE
>>150542677nah the kylie podcast is not related to football i believe, taylor made the call
>>150542674>*don’t*
>>150542674will tua play a full season?
>>150542639That's what I'm thinking. I like the Texans this year but a brand new O line against that Rams front is gonna be dicey. Ah well it's only money
>>150542674That bad?
>>150542719Nah.
>>150542676LolPLONKED
Mahomes stat spam = badMahomes webm spam = good????
>>150542721Not a fan of that pick and I agree with you about 90% of the time. Kinda down on both teams relative to expectations though
>>150542749kiwibitch wants attention.
>I can spam the thread on vpns without contributing to any discussion because.... I just can okay??!?
>>150542749Yes
My Chiefies just don't fucking miss
>>150542762To be fair he’s basically the general these days, without him these threads would have a fraction of the activity lol
>>150542793Did see Brady saying QB’s “don’t mentally process like they did back in my day”
Fuck the kiwi spamming faggot
>>150542590how unfortunate
>>150542793well the defending champs had two whiteys in the secondary so let's see how long it takes the NFL to get the clue on that end
>>150542674By firing McDaniel mid-season? Only happening if Pooa dies on a tush push or something. Or they start 0-8 and Tua is healthy the whole time.
>>150542806It’s not, the kiwi is desperately trying to force it.
>>150542806Pretty plonked when you think about it
>>150542770This missed winning this recent owl lmao KWAB
Alright everybody take 5, I’m gonna play some COD
Yea, we're definitely plonked posting this season
>>150542837>CODkiddieFound the queefs fan.
alright fuck this I'm changing my vote to yes
>>150542837who the fuck still plays COD?
>>150542837For me it's CSGO though I ended up ragequitting it from all the aimbot abuse.
>>150542850>AAAHHHH I'M VOOTING!lol lmao
>>150542853Chiefs zoomers.
HOL UPHOL UPWE DEM BOYZ
>>150542619many core Eagles players are signed out to 2029 which also happens to have the following year be the year the NFL can renegotiate their contracts with their broadcasting companies considering a new method of determining TV viewers showed far more people are watching football than previously thought means the NFL is in for a big payday with the new contracts if all goes well, meaning a far higher salary cap then seen before, right before many Eagles players are set to be resignedHowie knows what he is doing
>>150542749my packers get webm spammed too...
>>150542885dem boyz got a bit of sugar in their tank if you know what I mean
>>150542902green gay
>>150542885>dak is 4-1 in the last 5 against the eaglesDem boyz bros...
>>150542885how many week 1?
>>150542902heebie jeebies!
>>150542837>>150542853I'm elite in this game. I won so much that a twitch streaming faggot got his entire channel to flag me. So now I randomly get VAC banned from servers. It's a slap in the face seeing how the game has so much cheaters yet they're kicking clean players like me from the server. Makes me want to use aimbots and try to sabotage the game.
The Bradyfag is immunized against all dangers. One may call Brady a checkdown charlie, a cheater, a swindler, it all dissipates like air from a football. But mention that Mahomes had a better start to his career than Brady at the age of 29 and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how he suddenly shrinks back, “7>3.”
>>150542885They got assraped in this game
Do people really not have the Eagles winning the NFC East because of "muh no team has won it twice in a row in a gorillion years"? Please execute some common sense, the Eagles are fucking stacked.
>>150542942That’s what happened to the kiwi in September 2017 on the streets of New Orleans. Kevin Nash style KWAB
>better start to his career
>>150542902paying a QB big bucks for half of a season will cause that
>>150542956Super Bowl slump + Saquon slump + injuries + Commies surge = 'ders taking the NFCEIf you knew ball, this would be obvious
>>150542956not me, but it would be pretty funny if the cowboys or giants won it
what would you rate your teams stadiums name?
>>150543000>arrowheadsovl/10
How did the Chiefs get away with their offensive name and stadium moniker?
new in a few>>150542985>>150542985>>150542985
>>150543032>stadium monikerGEHA Field is pretty tame.
>>150543034based and plonked
como estas
mahomes is elite?
>>150543073no
>>150543073you forgot n't after the s
Hussle over>>150542985 >>150542985 >>150542985
>>150542394that was my guess cause what else could it be
>>150541927Nice. I went school in Maine (Bowdoin).
>>150540061Don't tell this guy about Mutthomes' wife's tattoo
>>150542331Remember when they said Bo Nix had no arm?
>>1505397364th down attempts in your own territory when trailing in the third quarter
