Chiefs lost
>>150672534>>150672454sorry ran out of time, the game started and also i might have lied about being commissioned or even an artist lol
7 > 3 learn your place mutts
Are NFL turf really that hard? Playes seem to be falling on something just barely better than concrete. I am used to playing real football on grass fields (using actual cleats to not slip, you burgerian dingus) and falling down on grass is very easy.
Someone post the video of Lamar shitting himself
S T E E LTEEL
Bills (14-3)Patriots (9-8)Jets (6-11)Dolphins (3-14)
>>150673267A lot of the fields are grass, but some are fake astroturf. The field the Chiefs and Chargers played in Brazil was supposedly half real half fake.
I trust Jayden Daniels to be a franchise QB. I do NOT trust Adam Peters or Josh Harris to properly build a sustainable winner around him now, let alone whenever they're forced to reset the market to play Jayden. I fear he's doomed to being like Joe Burrow, ie one miraculous playoff run surrounded by years of teambuilding malpractice...
>>150673286Swap Jets and Pats and I agree
say the lines, statmutt
>Giants HC Brian Daboll didn’t commit to Russell Wilson as his Week 2 starter.uh oh Russ bros
>>150673230BASED Geno
>>150673327I don't get how they looked worse than last year. If Russell's first read wasn't there he just freaked out and got sacked.
>ravens defense still kinda sucksUh oh. Looks like all the pressure will be on LaMeme again (you know what that means - STINKY)
[Raanaan] Giants' Daboll doesn't commit to Wilson as Week 2 starter
>>150673347Jaxson Dart isn't that much better, I dare them to put Jameis in for peak chaos
Lamar and Josh Allen are so much fun to watch.
>>150673267Veteran's stadium caused so many injuries and ended careers because of the terrible turf. The surface was so bad it was compared to playing on concrete.
Packers won today, that's pretty cool right?
>>150673267Modern turf fields aren't too bad to play on but grass and dirt is still vastly superior and a lot nicer on the legs and joints. Also hurts a hell of a lot less to fall on. Unfortunately most teams are cheap faggots and go with turf instead because even a state of the art turf field is way cheaper than grass and it's hard to keep grass alive and healthy in a dome.
>>150673360>[Raanaan] Giants' Daboll doesn't commit to Wilson as Week 2 starterwe are definitely seeing Jaxson Dart on the field this year
>it's a "you now remember Bo Nix has a temper" episode He sperged out like 3 times in the first half
>>150673397they wrote him off but he didn't write back tho
Joey Bosa is beyond washed and just sucks now
Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately
>>150673411i dont watch the broncos though
>Brady's entire drive to hire Pete was because he wanted him for his HC and Kraft instead stuck him with BelicuckRaiderK I N O
>black QBs
>>150673428The amount of anti-packer posting in this general immediately after the Parsons trade tells me everyone is terrified of them. I can see them easily winning the NFC. They’re finally elite on both sides of the ball.
>>150673411>thro pix
>>150673500It's literally just the Viqueer spammer. He constantly downplays the Packers and spams the same 5 webms. I'm surprised more people don't call him out on it.
>>150673377>its a "bengals try to kill their own franchise AGAIN" episode
>>150673500Don't get too excited. The Lions are going to be legitimately awful without Benny J. Their defense still blows and Jared is Goofier than ever before.
Berds
>>150673411He wouldn't be so mad if he didn't make so many turnovers.
>>150673500Their corners are still dogshit and I'm not convinced about their interior pass rush.Love also didn't look great. Got bailed out of an Int and had 2 more almost ints.If the Packers look good against the Eagles I'll think they might be legit, otherwise I see them as paper tigers
>>150673387I never patted you guys on the back for beating the Lions before and I'm not going to start now.
why do i keep thinking harbaugh won two super bowls
>>150673531I wish he'd go away! He keeps owning us just like KOC owns us!!!
>>150673411He's got that white boy rage in him. Pundits will call it "passion". If he was black they'd call him... well, y'know what they'd call him.>>150673428Let's hope it'll last.>>150673531I call him out all the time and he gets so buttmad over it lmfao.
lol
>>150673600>blo dix
>>150673600>Blo DixLmao
>queefs are the only afcw team to lose in week 1
Looking more and more like the AFC belongs to the Bills this year. The Chargers and the Steelers are their biggest challengers right now.
>>150673600Mims is open too if he's led a bit
>lions What did we do to deserve thisI just wanted them to not be total shit
>>150673600they're both open though
>>150673617>Looking more and more like the AFC belongs to the Bills this year
>>150673639Campbell warned you guys. That choke against the 49ers was your one shot
>>150673639You are the most insufferable faggot, in /nfl/ to begin with
>>150673536Lions gave up 4 sacks and had 2.1 ypc. God-king Ben Johnson is doing nothing with how terrible the o-line got slapped around today. Legitimately the worst o-line play since Campbell has been there. Also Love got bailed out by the refs as he tried to give the game away as usual. The NFC’s Mutt.
>>150673600Bix needs to calm the fuck down. He did the same thing last year
>>150673411HOT-BLOODED sentai leader
>>150673617Packers vs Ravens in the owl. Packers win and JLove begins his HoF campaign
fucking clown
>>150673664>be Wions and like your team>this absolutely mind breaks some autist on here
>>150673676Green gay will be a wild card exit as per usual.Manlove is still ass
>>150673639fell for campbell unfortunately. it has the doubly unfortunate meaning that ben is probably going to make caleb williams at least serviceable at quarterback (since he made goof look good) which is also bad news for the lions. don't hang your head too much, betting on the wrong horse internally happens to every team
>>150673683zesty ahh mf
Once the offense settles in my Broncies will be legitimately unstoppable.
>>150673600Thro Pix sophomore slump killed all the hype for a Buncos divisional winner.
>>150673683what streamer channel?
>>150673711use words zoomer
>>150673703Can confirm, Mike Tomlin was the DC of the Kangz many years ago.Fortunately we now have the best coach in the division
>>150673683imagine having a billion dollar sports franchise and betting it all on this shrimp
>>150673683he walks like he's got a buttplug in
>>150673347They have poor pass protection and after you get hit or pressured often enough you start getting happy feet and tuck the ball sooner because you're afraid of being hit while you throw.
>>150673683hater
Is Tommy DeVito even on a team??
Do the ravens still have Agholor?
>>150673732Starting to think the Kangz will win the division easily at this point.
Why are there so many zesty QBs these days? It seems like they’re all trying to outzest each other
>>150673764LMAO (no)
>>150673347Russ couldn’t see several open receivers over the middle and had multiple sacks where he ran out of the pocket into a Dlineman.
>>150673765QB is the gayest position on the field. You're getting paid to have your hand up a man's ass every play.
>>150673684You should really stop using reflexively using “autist” as your go-to insult, it really hurts your ability to pretend to not be who you are. It’s hilaruous how retarded you are>Inb4 Schizo Alert
z e s t y
>>150673751Pats
>>150673765Jews
>>150673684Yeah that’s not what happens lol, you always try this innocent babby act after your shit team gets exposed. Which means I’ve seen it for several years now. But when you’re winning you’re the most aggro faggot here
>>150673797>the gayest position on the fieldNo, the gayest position on the field is being on the gayvens franchise.
>>150673764With the Lions cooked, and the Kangz massively improving at QB, Oline, Dline, and RB?Yea, I genuinely think we'll go 5-1 in the north and 13-4
Derrick Henry is the GOAT RB and idgaf what anybody says
>>150673703I blame Morton that OC more than Campbell What the FUCK were those playcalls?Goff in his defense had to choice but to check down since the offensive line was getting blown up every play anyways
>>150673797only gay if you don't wear gloves
>>150673750Zesty ass bucks nowadays
>>150673867>there is only one lions poster in /nfl/ historySeek medical attention
>>150673874Logically this should happen. To actually make it work they need to destroy every single team and win it all or there's no possible way for them to ever win. It's the best team I've been alive for.
are the lions done?
>>150673973Looks like it fortunately. The bag of tricks don't work anymore.
>>150673947Flag on
>>150673947That guy did the same shit with me last thread, he needs to seek antipsychotics or lead aspirin.
Patty Cuckitini
>entire AFC East on pace to go 0-17is it time for the NFL to step in and do something about this division?
>>150673886teddy bridgewater confirmed for staightest qb
>>150673973Always have been
>>150673991Their bag of tricks moved to Chicago. Week 2 in the dome is gonna be fun.
>>150673973Window is closed, that's for sure
>>150673950Might be the best team for the next few years, I don't think Flores will be back after this year, some owner is going to force themselves to hire him as a HC
why people think this paintin' manning guy is funnycorny as fuck. he looks like someone that is the least talented guy in his own family and like a creep that raped someone in a locker room before
It isn't fun if the razors are just sticking out of the cake where I can see them
Bills defense is probably not that bad objectively they just have the unfortunate task of containing Derrick Henry
Everytime I'm around my sister, I think about choking her
>>150674098He's actually the most talented person in his family by a pretty wide margin, at least in the regular season. His fetal alcohol syndrome brother is better in the post season though.
Bosa getting torched on zone read
Dude the Bills fucking SUCK.I'm sorry Buffalo-chan....
>>150674156You should angrily fist her instead
>>150673973Hopefully that cringey "Wions" shit is
What does Moody have on Shanahan is he on the list?
>touchback gets spotted on the 35>returns go to the 30The competition committee should've all died in a plane crash a decade ago
Buffalo fags got so fucking cocky lmao
>>150674202I just need to not be around her. I don't want to go to jail or end up seriously hurting her. Shes just an awful person.
ELITE grab by Keon Coleman
>loins
>>150674218Ravens lost week 2 last year to the Raiders with Gardner Minshew kek Wions still here senpai.
>time to put on the capeOh shit raven bros... somebody stop this white boy
>>150673639>Don't resign your veteran stud at G>All-pro C retires>Oline is now shitThis was not hard to see coming. Can't run the ball or pass protect with a rookie, a second year 5th rounder and a career backup on the interior. Just gonna have to wait for next offseason to fix it and try again.
>>150674273give her to meI can fix her
Does Bo Nix take amphetamines? Serious question
>>150674297Sure, kid.>Ravens out of nowhereYeah, you're cooked
>>150674156With your cock?
>>150673676GB over KC screencap it
>>150674330>Don't resign your veteran stud at G>All-pro C retires>Oline is now shitinteresting, my Eagles only got better after that exact thing happened to them last year
>>150674373KC won’t even make the playoffs
>>150674390You’re shaking
I'm walking around in full Puckers gear acting like I have the biggest dick in town today
>>150674373If Love gets all of his pick sixes refballed away I could see it. Puckfags went all in just for a Division exit instead of a WC one.
I hate being an Eagles fan
>>150674400Yeah you are
>>150674432Lmao you’re a joke
>>150674426But you won?
>>150674373The Packers were not a Micah away from the superbowl.
Isnt Derrick Henry that running back that cooper Dejean blew up last season? Why is buffalo having such a hard time booty blasting him?
>>150674459They also got receivers
>>150674493
>>150674493Derrick Henry historically owns the Bills. Even back on the Titans he’d always put up monster numbers against them.
>>150674511Yeah that’s the play. I taught my kids to do that celebration afterwards lel
>>150673377The lineman helplessly running behind and completely missing his blocker while Jose Donkey gets absolutely crushed is comedy gold
>>150674330It's not that I didn't think the online would be worseIt's that it was holy shit levels of badBut maybe the green bay defense was just that good and make them look worse than they are
>>150674534Cooper's highlights from the superbowl run are really underrated
Pick up some chunk yards and Ravens can still make it a 2 possession game with a FG.
>>150674494They have a bunch of WR2s. They don't have a single elite talent in the receiver room, and that didn't change with Golden.
>>150674581Indeed
>>150674330Letting Zeitler leave was head scratcherCan't blame Ragnow for wanting to be able to walk and be functional when he's older
Where do I go now that I've gone too far?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylGkm2EHHvE
>>150674373you said that last year then green gay got blown out in the WC round
>>150674493He didn't even have a chance to get his feet set, you all act like Cooper lit him up as he was running downhill
Say something nice about the NFL's current rushing leader
>>150674731who is that?
>>150674703Oh yeah I remember that retard lmaoHe kept saying how he's predicted every superbowl for like 10 years and green gay was totally going to win itThen they got bussy blasted by the eagles
Prater is based
The positives from Week1:-The defensive rookies look legit (the first four draft picks)-The defense isn’t perfect but it already looks so much better.-Divine Deablo showed why he was signed.-Michael Penix Jr looks like the real deal.I might be missing some things.
>Rams win>Chargers winThe SoFi Sweep!
>>150674772It's good from 43!
those goofs really thought they could just leave kekdumbasses
>>150674723
>>150674752>who is that?The league leader in rushing yards in 2025.
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UPWE WUZ REFFIES N SHEIT
>HOLD ON, BALTIMORE>HOLD ON
>>150674822What are those animals doing?
Got a good one
>>150674885I don’t know, I don’t know enough about Japanese folklore and culture to explain that webm
WRs and QBs = Women>coddled>modern society simps and enables them>draws in views & money making big number go up>men (defense & running) being made obsolete>get a booboo fighting with all the rules stacked in your favor against a much larger & stronger man= domestic violence
>>150674883>he said calmly
>>150673267they're awful, i hate playing on that astro turf
>>150674731That's not derik henry
Pretty fun day of football. Lot of surprises, but Danny Dimes dunking his nuts on the Dolphins is the biggest one for me. AFC North should be fun outside of Cleveland as well, nice to see Rodgers looking sharp.
>>150673267>falling down on grass is very easyOh, we know.
Bears are a shit team
>>150674984We don’t know that yet
>>150674885They are Mareep, the Wool Pokémon, and they are absorbing electricity to make their wool more fluffy.
>>150674951Yeah because it's Travis Etienne
why does jason garrett exist
That tall black chick is just there to shame the male analysts lol
>>150673267They suck. They give you rug burn and you pick little particles out of your socks and underwear after the game. But I played on way worse grass fields in my life than any astroturf field could ever be. I played peewee football in broken glass and dogshit a few times.
>>150675004Cowboys DEI hire
>>150674995
did I just hear the "wow" meme on national tv?
>>150675011>playing football with friends at the local park>you get wrapped up near a pile of dogshit>tell your friend "i'm down" so he doesn't throw you into ittake me back bros
>scoring is down almost 10 points league-widein completely unrelated news, half the starting qbs in the league are, drumroll please... black!
>>150675048wow, my own meme on national television that's incredible!
>>150675062THERE IT IS
the entire nbc studio crew is just awfulit's like they set out to collect the worst talent in the industry just to be silly
>>150675113I hate collinsworth and turico. Worst crew so far this season. Only one worse is Buck and aikman tomorrow
>>150675113the black lady host has delusional DEI confidence
Week 1 hot takes- Go Burds, Cow girls are still sufficiently hilarious- Chiefs Dynasty is over, Herbie runs the division now- NFC South still objectively the funniest division- Danial Jones is gonna go full Payton as a Colt- Aaron Glenn will be a good coach for the Jets- Most of the bottom teams (NYG, CAR, MIA, CLE, NE, OAK) are still atrocious- Loins don't have the juice this year- NFC West is all squarely middle of the pack teams - GB PHI NFC title game, BAL BUF AFC title game are locked in
I know the Bengals took a different approach to the preseason to try and get off to a better start, but it didn't really work. Defense and the Browns being bad bailed them out. For whatever reason, Joe Burrow doesn't seem to get it going till the weather starts cooling down.
>>150675123Buck and Aikman are literally the best.
Kill all kickersdecapitate all kickerswipe all kickers bloodlinesCastrate all kickershang all kickersburn all kickers
>>150675156Jesus Marino, calm down
>>150675152They're the best at being the worst
Would to trust this man to put your fries in the bag
>>150675156this just reminded me of when Peyton Manning ended the Colts' very good kicker's career for acting like a retard.
>>150675123>>150675152Al Michael and Herbstreit are clearly the worse
>>150675150Browns weren't even that bad on offense, they outplayed the bengals for the most part, they just lacked a Runner(Which they'll hopefully get next week with Judkins), Both picks were popped up by the WR and the kicker is a bitch.
Short haired Henry is weird
>>150675194This
>>150675194>>150675152Favorite team?
Jests are torching this shitass razorcake defense next week lmfao
>>150675207And both of Flacco's ints were drops by the receivers. Bengals were horrible today. It makes no sense how they can be so bad to start each season and so good to end. Very strange since it typically is the other way for teams.
I thought it was the Bills’ year?
>>150675220Titans
>>150675230I doubt that.
Jaguars would booty blast both of these shit teams.
>>150675249>>150675252>>150675257See>>150675255
I don't care if it leads to more returns and field position, the new kickoff system is gay as fuck. It just looks stupid with the kicker all by himself and everyone standing around like lumps on a log. There was something beautiful about a charging line running with the kicker to clash into the receiving team. This is just ugly.
>>150675249Not with this defense. This looks like the 2024 bungle defense. I know they have some injuries so maybe it improves, but they're getting manhandled on every level.
>>150675278see>>150674841
>>150675177He'd definitely doink them off the side if the bag spilling them everywhere . These no way this dude isn't the worst kicker in the league right now.
Come home, Buffalo
Josh Allen needs to learn how to dunk and dunk. This dude always tries to force the big play instead of taking what the defense gives him.
>>150673600Nix Bood
Manifesting a Tuaesque concussion for Josh Allen
>>150673387I don't like the Packers though. Although was kinda funny to see the lions get bussy blasted
The most kino Superb Owl matchup would be...?
>>150673973Yes, we killed them last year
If Bill had drafted DK Metcalf, Brady would have never left.
>>150675372jasgs v loins
How impressive is Allen actually once you take away his signature PI and RTP calls? Trevor Lawrence tier?
>everyone laughs at them but they are elite which team is this after week 1?
Little fucker ran under errybuddy
>>150675372Bills vs. Vikings - Chokeoff
>>150673973losing their OC seems to have ended the magic. not gonna say done yet, but today was pretty ugly.
>>150673683Jorts are comfy. Don't knock it till you try it
>>150675397iggles
>Hamlins trying to cheatPer usual.
>Going for 2 thereMcDermott can't coach
WE NEED TO FIRE PAYTON IMEDIATELYTHE DEFENSE CANNOT KEEP BAILING OUT HIS RETARDED ASS PLAYS
>>150675397Jets, unironically
>>150675420
>>150673973Unironically think that the bears are gonna beat the lions next week.
Just took a runny Tua. Just absolutely fucking painted my Detoilet
>>150675397Eagles, Steelers
Can someone explain to me why the Bills went for 2 there?
>>150675372Raiders vs Seahawks
>taking points off the boardRookie mistake
>>150675397i dont get this that lady is very pretty
>>150675449jets can't be elite until they clean up the slop, too many mistakes
>>150675123Rich Eisen is literally nails on a chalkboard level bad
>>150675476Because why not
>Michael Penis Jr.
>>150673320No
wait, the vikings QB has a zoomer perm????
>>150675372Chiefs Bills
good guys won today
>making ya seethe
>>150675123We like Buck and Aikman here
>>150675476Because going for the tie is loser mentality.
Jayden got that AURA
>>150675505Step aside boomers. Zoomers are in the league now
Caleb got that BUSSY
>>150675505My pubes look like this.
>>150675518It's the 3rd quarter tho
>>150673683Where do these black athletes get all these zesty outfits?!
>>150675537The first Zoomers are 28
Lamar is incapable of throwing into man coverage, it’s embarrassing
>>150675516No we don’t
It's simple: we push the receiver out of bounds
Props to the NFL for somehow making a worse commercial break track than the 12 second dubstep loop.
>>150675565Jets are winning the AFCE. Aaron Glen is the only competent coach in the division.
>Everyone in the AFC West won except the QUEEFSKWAB
>>150675558There was a dead zone between millennials and zoomers. Real zoomers were born after 2001. And millennials (derogatory) were born prior to 96. Those born in that gap are neither, we are godkings, inheritants of the earth and all of its spoils
>>150675598
Reminder that Justin Herbert got to fuck Madison Beer who is an order of magnitude hotter than Taylor Swift.
>>150675625>we are godkings, inheritants of the earth and all of its spoilsnigga most of yall can't even afford to buy a house
>>150675496Why'd they have to name him Penis Jr? That's just cruel
Allen is such a beast bro
someone watch the film for me and give me copium
>>150675645Give it time. Patience.
>>150675372Steelers cowboys
>>150675654you won?
>>150675372Steelers and Bears
>>150675654I would be ecstatic if I were a Bengals fan. They did their typical shitty opening game and still managed to win. You know you'll finish the season strong. Their schedule isn't bad, but even if they play bad 3-1 or 2-2 is easily doable. You got Burrow and Chase, and the defense didn't look as bad as last year. Fuck off with the moping faggot, a lot of us have it way worse than you.
>>150675372Raiders vs 49ers
>>150675625shut up zoomer >>150675645no one can, even boomers.
>>150675654the browns have sneaky good d until they reach hopelessness
>>150675654Just take the rare early season W, and it's intra division. Stoolers barely beat the Jest and Ravens could lose, though maybe unlikely. We could be sitting at the top of the division instead of starting 1-4 like usual. I'd take this over losing 37-40.
>>150675372Steelers vs Rams, Rodgers and Tomlin vs Stafford and McVay.
Packers > Bears
I just don't understand how one organization can be so fucking bad at offense collectively
>>150675756It would be a bloodbath
the bills' secondary is terrible man. bad communication and dudes are just getting lost out there.
>>150675768
Incredible catch.
sick catch
>>150675767Jordan Manlove has negative aura. Tries to do a cringe Rodgers impersonation but without the intelligence.
>MVP WATCHAaron Rodgers Lamar JacksonJustin Herbert
"NEVERMORE" -the raven
>>150675768Josh McDaniels is a terrorist
>>150675853>bustin sherbertlolno
Why do the Buffalo Bills exist?
Anyways
>>150675853>MVP WatchI'm thinking a quarterback, probably the one who throws the most touchdowns or whose team wins the most games
Why don't cinrerbacks just practice running backwards than receiver practice running forwards? Seems like you'd gain an insane advantage if you could stay behind the further up field than the receiver you're covering while being able to watch the qb the whole time. You'll know exactly where the ball is going before the receiver does.
>>150675905Learn ball
>>150675372Jags vs Bucs with the Jags having enough injuries in the secondary that Travis Hunter has to play both sides full time
>>150675914snow games
>>150675853already put $50 on daniel jones mvp
One game is all I need to know Geno Smith is elite and will win MVP362 yards in the rain, that boy is good
>>150675957heh
No issues with Lamar pushing that fan. He didn't punch or anything, and the fan was being a retard. That should be a play on tho he'll prolly get fined.
>Matthew Stafford is the 10th QB to reach 60,000 yards>Does it against the best pass rush duo in the leagueAPOLOGIZE
well, the bills did better than last year, so kudos to them
>>150675996Bills seems pretty bad
>>150675853>Most Valuable Bussy watch
Moments that made you do this today?
>Bengals actually had a run defense today
I know it’s week 1 and all, but how long do we have to see McDermott waste Josh Allen? This shit is really getting sad.
>>150675958The Raiders are fun this year. Chip calling plays for Jeanty and Bowers and they have some dudes on defense if Adams and White can be rejuvenated. I hope they fuck the Queefs up.
>>150675958Man I would love to see Geno win an MVP
>>150675372Bears v Steelers
Ladies and Gentlemen, your KWAB of the week
Ravens are putting on a tackling clinic. Almost nothing after catches. Say what you want about them, but they're well coached.
>>150676066Seethe
>>150676086John Harbaugh has never been a fluke. He's one of those guys that I legitimately think would have as many rings as Belichick if it had been HIM coaching Tom Brady.
>>150673230>game is good>have to be at work in 8 hoursGoddammit.
>>150676086lmao
>>150676086and of course as soon as i post this lmao
>>150676024>clownsIt's actually embarrassing the Bengals didn't beat them by 2 scores. Yeah division rivalries can be a shit show and it's the Bengals with no oline against myles garret but the Browns are a really bad team.
>>150675817>>150675886It's not just him, the whole fucking thing has been SHIT for 3 fucking years now
Why does Josh Allen kiss all of his teammates everytime he scores a TD?
>>150676155Leadership
Josh Allen just ran in for a TD over my house!
>>150676155So he can taste his wife’s vagina for the first time in weeks.
>>150676155He's secure with his sexuality
Don't understand that playcall at all. Gotta have the 2 points, why not make that a run pass option for Allen?
Both OCs are cooking with hot grease
>Loins got assblasted by the PuckersLifelong Lions fans, how do we cope?
Bills not looking good
>>150676215New Tigers fan here
>>150676155people try harder when they feel appreciated
How'd your team do today, /nfl/?
Do NFL players pad their butts or do all of these guys have succulent bussies?
>>150676262an ugly lucky win is still a win
>>150676215Eat your vitamins and say your prayers that Benny J doesn't cook you next week at home.
>got cucked out of the near impossible 1 pointerScorigami bros, we were robbed.
>after assistance from replayis this new?
>>150676262My team drafted future hall of famer Daniel jones
Bills are still shit and it shows. Fake MVP
Have you guys ever thought about how dogshit the Hamlins defense is?
Lmao, the Bills are ass
>>150676325I had no Clot expectations this year at all. They got some nice pieces, and I really like Alec Pierce as a deep threat, but their destruction of the Phins was impressive as fuck. Happy to see the change of scenery working out for Danny Dimes. The Giants really are QB purgatory.
>>150676324College spent the past few weeks saying "after video review," which is new for them, too. I think some kind of memo has gone out to specifically mention that they're looking at video evidence, presumably to take the heat off the reffies? I guess.
>throwing shit at Henry Oh theyre SEETHING
The bills are not a serious team
DOINK
>Bills had a 40 bomb dropped on themDelete the franchise lmao
>>150676155Bros over hoes>>150676215We were hiding our power level so we can btfo BJ at home for talking shit about Goff. Yeah, that's what it was
D O I N KOINK
did they fucking throw something at Henry?
KWAB
>the bilge of buffalo
>>150676460Some kind of bottle yeah
>>150676270They do squats
>>150676262Less than desired, could be worse though
>>150676262Pretty pretty good
>>150676495didn't watch the game, how'd jeanty do?I know geno looked good
Lamar Jackson is the real MVP
>>150676262Saints are probably going 0-4 to start the season but they were better than I expected.
Bills defense is terrible. Josh Allen is gonna have to do MVP shit again this year to keep them competitive. Aside from the secondary issues, you can pretty much pick any front 7 matchup and watch the Raven's manhandle it.
Fraud watch>Bills>Lions>My Chiefs sadly
>>150676475Are you happy now, Baltipoors? You made the gay fireman sad
Belt to ass
>>150676484I miss that KirkNu-Kirk is a cuck
Trash Allen
So the Falcons really have no recourse to protest that Fucking game? How can they review a prior play when they Fucking ran a snap already! I've never seen that happen ever!
>>150676493Forgot, I'm a Seahawks fan. Thought we'd get blown out but it managed to be close.
Fuck that hoe for me 8 <3
Damn Ravens are really looking unstoppable
>>150676539>Chiefs are last in AFCWFucking grim.
Is he still on the roster tomorrow?
>>150676628What do you mean, t's beautifulFucking beautiful
>>15067626249ers, should not have won that game but >our defense stepped up a lot. A LOT to clean up on offense, and the injuries are killer, but the schedule is pretty easy so we'll seeNeed Moody in a body bag though, he has to have dirt on Shanahan or Lynch for him to still be on the team
Fake MVPS look real until they're next to real ones
>bitch Hamlins get the ball chipped to measure first down>still get cuckedKWAB
Allen didn't even try to throw it, he leaned right into the sack
>>150676519Painfully average, dangerously close to bust territory. Although it looked like maybe the Patriots sold out to stop the run which is why Geno was able to throw so well
>>150676664Nah you guys won fair and square as much as I hate to admit it.In a defensive battle the better offense prevailed.
40-31 would be Scorigami WHAT THE FUCK ALLEN MAKE A TD PLAY
Allen is trash
KINGS
And that'll do it. Interesting games today
>>150676730He only plays well against permashitters like the lolphins. Speaking of, did Bahamanon show up?
>>150676475Hey be nice to him, he has to get up at 4am to go work at the broken glass factory or whatever depressing things they do in buffalo
Bills do not wanna even wanna try to win this
>>150676769He hasn't been spotted here in months
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>>150676718I meant in terms of mistakes, two bad picks and two missed FGs should be a shut out game but the defense really stepped up. You guys need to cut Woolen though, he was getting dicked by Pearsall all game
>>150676628>>150676663Chiefs didn't have their WR1 and WR2 yet only lost by one possession.They are also playing a rookie LT and LG who have zero pro experience at their current positions, they will get better with time.
>>150676687Ball isn't chipped, NFL didn't even bother explaining it to anyone. The ref still spots it manually then 6 """SONY 8000MK ULTRA ULTRA HD" cameras look at in and ai says, "yep, it's exactly where the ref just put it"It's absolutely retarded.
Crazy that people were using "Hurts" and "MVP" in the same sentence a couple days ago. There are three players in this game that are already showing why he's not even in a realistic conversation
>>150676784Honestly don't blame him. Dolphins are unwatchable and he was outed as a Ledditor.
>>150676800Wow, that's a big fucking bait and switch.
>>150676769Last known sighting of Bahama today>>150658734>still 2 quarters to go
>>150676788I mean he hasn't been the same since his rookie year where dude was lockdown almost every week. Dude is cocky as shit though. I want to give Pritchett a shot at starting.
>>150676806>HurtsThe middling QB of the team that barely squeaked a win out of the 7-10 Cowboys? C'mon anon, nobody would be that sad.
>>150676475le rural face
REFFIE SAW HIS MOMENT
>>150673230I missed the game so are there any sites where I can watch the full Packers vs Lions game from today? I'm not paying for streaming sites
>>150676475>HDD died and I lost my massive "sad Hamlins" reaction imagesIt hurts.
>>150676831Yeah. So even if they had it for the play that triggered it Buffalel still would have been marked short because it's based on where the ref spots it based on what they see on the field. It's the NFL trying to say computers made the decision and it's out of their hands.
>fans leaving the stadium down 2 scores with 8 minutes left and joshua allen holy lmao I knew these western new yorkers were fair weather but this is something else
Allen is the biggest PI merchant in the league, 3 tiers above anyone else.
Why won't Miami fix their line knowing what they know about Tua?
>Lavon
>>150676958he's got lord voldemort living on the back of his dome
>>150676944Were you even around for the whole 2000sSome of the grittiest motherfuckers that stuck around all game regardless of how shitty they wereMaybe those people all got old or they got thrown out for being too Buffalo
>>150676944They didn't even sell out the playoff game against the Houston Oilers so it wasn't on local TVAnd you people think Patriots fans are bandwagoners
Does anyone have the image of the reffie consoling Allen on the sideline because he didn't throw a PI or RTP flag for once?
I hate lesbian porn. It just doesn't do anything for me.
>>150676973GANG SIGNS
Playoff predictions in orderAFC>Ravens>Bills>Chargers>Clots>Chiefs>Steelers>RaidersNFC>Packers>Commanders>Rams>Buccs>Eagles>49ers>FalconsYou heard it here first
Wait, that's it?? All this talk about a two way player and he gets six fucking snaps? WTF guys
>>150676973They want him to beat vegetable
>they kicked the 1ptNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SCORIGAMI
>>150677006Anyways, go Chiefs.
>>150677006They are usually too obnoxiously loud and fake. Like normal women desu
>>150676730Lmao 40-32 isn’t I guess? Too bad huh
>>150676994Enough about Miami being 50% all game thoughBills Mafia mogs your flying saucer stadium every time
>>150677031Stop. Let it be my berds
>>150677031>least overreacting to week one poster
>>150677043you gotta remember his qb is trevor lawrence
>>150677006Anyways, go Broncos
>>150676944I think it's the >and josh allenthat made them leave. He's anticlutch.
My reigning defending undisputed football champions of the world Philadelphia Eagles would booty blast either of these frauds
IT'S HAPPENING FUMBLEROOOOOOOOSKI
>>150676973Because they know Tua ain't winning shit. If you get guys that actually protect him they'll only be in his way when he stconcussion so he runs into them and that's how we get the butt concussion.
NOT SO FAST
>fluke TD>fluke fumbleGoodell's script writers going for that Emmy this year.
HOLY SHIT FOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>LAMEME CHOKESON>BALTITURD
>>150677043>average WR>average CB>Jags trade 2 1’s and a 2nd for himpoverty franchise
Why is Allen so bad at regular QB sneak plays?
UHHHHH LAMEMEKEKS???????
live by henry, die by henry, if only you had a qb you could trust to win the game with his arm lmao
>>150677296SYBAU
My anus feels so good right now
>>150677291Can't get dpi or rtp from a sneak
Fucking hell
Harbaugh
Interference no call. Bills got screwed
>>150676799>if you lose you winKWAB
>>150677366>complaining about a no call>against the razorcakeslollmao even
>3 failed 2 pt conversionsholy shit
>>150677383Shouldn't you be worrying about Marner being an albatross contract?
>>150677415Just saying what it is. I don’t care about either team I’m an eagleschad
>>150677424Lel
This Nate Higgers guy seems pretty good
Almost time for penis in my butt
Jesus, who's that 60 year old in the Bills uniform they just showed?
>>150677462Matt Prater
>>150677462Richard from Cheektowaga
>Black QB on 3rd and long>Throws behind the sticksName a more iconic duo
>Hey Buffalol come join the club!
>>150677462The Bills 41 yo kicker. The stress of that position ages you.
The 2 point plays were all horrible, especially from the 1 yard line
buffalo buffalo buffalolololol
matt prater kino incoming
>>150677429we don't call those that here
I'm tired and hungry
where kiwi
What the fuck happened to Matt Prater? It looks like he has liver cancer or something, 5 years ago he looked young for his age.
>>150677579Vaxxed
The miracle in the middle of nowhere lmao
Remember Temujin is a woman!
UH OH STINKY
Lamar…
DUMBASS SHOULD HAVE LET HIM RUN IT IN
>loltimore
Lmao great job Buffalo. I was rooting for you the whole game. Fuck Baltimore
UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?UH OH STINKY>JFFM ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY KIWI?
>>150677567Hiding in his hobbit hole
>J'aire getting burned on the route>fucks up by making the tacklelols all round
SHOWER TIME FOR BALTIPOOR LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>41 year old kicker>Win game with 41 pointsHoly frickin kino
LAMEME FOR MVPMOST VULNERABLE POOFTER
DO NOT FUCKING SCORE
>just flew in>misses kick>gets cutwould be kino
watch old man prater miss this
>>150677725>goes 12/19>MVP chantslmao
get fucked lameme
IT'S OVER
rev up those ninjas
Welcome to Donald Trump’s America
>average 10 yards per carry>still lose Kek
This is the saddest shit I've ever seen. Imagine being a ratbird fan.
KWABB
Black quarterbacks lmao
JFFM suicide livestream when
>black qbs
>Score 40 points>LoseKafkaesque
Why can't the Bills just win a game normally?
>>150677697
This is just like 9/11! A group of determined intelligent and motivated guys can accomplish ANYTHING!
>lose to the chiefs week 1 last year>lose to the bills week 1 this yearThis team might actually be cursed
So when does Baltipoor finally draft a real QB?
THIS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
>Aaaaaaand STILL UNDISPUTED MVP
>all those analyst who somehow think its the Ravens who can dethrone KC when they cant get past the Bills either
>>150677945>>150677945>>150677945
THE BILLS DID NOT HAVE THE LEAD FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF GAME TIME>AND WON
That’s an embarrassing loss, Baltimore
Don't call it a comeback https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg
>have some faith next timeholy based cornfed peckerwood
Lel
