Previous >>150971681News:>Poatan will come in VICIOUS and have a GRIZZLY KO over Lil Ank
>>150983139this is the thread
Definitely is not let's leave this one on ice and get back to it later
prime bully b
Are we looking forward to antopedia vs the world?
This card is actually decent
Dude thought Stirling was asian smdh
UFC is reportedly struggling to sell tickets in Perth
>>150984837dont know a single person on the card
>>150984873For me it's "Jenkem" Jack Jenkins
Tears for Fears - Shout is a beast of a walkout
Chandler is the toughest fight in the UFC at WW.Conor will win on the White House lawn, ad announce he is coming back to Ireland to take the presidency with the backing of the Trump administration.
Is there any UFC fighter that could genuinely be described as intelligent?
>>150983176it's kinda ironic because he's always being bullied around
>has his a massive compound in Russia which includes a farm and livestock>takes care of his whole family and close friends>raises stallions>is a falconer>travels the world>cool guy, doesn't scared of any here>strangely is a thirst trap on tiktok>great champion who has given multiple FOTY performances and is a finisherwhy isn't he your favorite boy again?
This is rightful /heem/ clay
>>150989577I don't give a fuck about any of that. Respectfully
>>150989577Esran Bahashef
>>150989985ärilgt? Baserad
Why are pillowfisters so bitch made
>>150990043Weak grip.
>>150989577Eisslam Maxasiv
Yeah this isn't the thread, this is the actual thread>>150989525
>>150990101
>>150989577Yeslam Makatchev
was that just 2 weeks? feels like a month since the last card
>>150989577Yrslan Mackasjel
>>150989577Juslem Miakashiv
>>150989577Erslan Mukislep
>>150989577Eslamo Mecciasef
>ufc goat: avar>freestyle wrestling goat: avarThe greatest ethnicity in existence
>>150989577Islame Marasieuf
>>150989577Istlaim Machendschar
>>150990184how did Avars become so powerful? and why do they sound like a race of mystical beings coined by JRR Tolkien?
>>150989577Eeslaam Maagascheip
>>150990207>sageoh spammy it's ok you'll get to make the thread another time
>>150989577Islam Macklechef
>>150989577Ýsllen Maukyrsyfv
>>150990207The Avars are like the Bantus and the Han chinese, they are the primordial originators of a race of men and are thus superior to the mutated like the germanics
Can't believe Tafa/Some Bum got cancelled
>>150989577Auslan Makkslaf
>>150990263You're saying those poor Australians payed for Tafa slop and didn't even get it???
>>150990284They were promised two Tafas but are only receiving one. A grand injustice.
>>150989577Lesman Machsenstev
HEEMBROS PLEASE GIVE THE METS YOUR ENERGY
>>150990342
>>150990342maybe. who are they fighting?
>>150990342I don't think so pal.
>>150990364the gay ass cubby bears
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
MMA stands for Makhace Mamrm Askren
>>150990379ok heres 1 energy
>>150990406based ty
>>150990396Cyrus Dragane
How many Ilia Topuria's would it take to defeat one Tafa brother
>>150990406Daddyreira will save us from the ugly gobling Asskalaev
>>150990406Poatanereira
Me to Brazil haters
>>1509904300.8 Topuria'sHe doesn't need 2 arms just his right one for his BEAST HOOK.
>>150990430Twilia Twopuria
avar KING manhandles latinx pussy
>>150990458You don't throw hooks with your right hand as an orthodox fighter
>>150990430Thrilia Threpelia
CUMbros our mascots are ass
>>150990430Filia Tofouria
Hook = looped punch with your lead handCross = looped punch with your rear hand (it's called a cross because the punch is crossing your body)Ilia Topuria is an orthodox fighter so it would be a BEAST CROSS not a BEAST HOOK
>>150990430Fivlia Tofivia
nigga coming with the fight terminology
>>150990469Rapedkalaev got raped and gaped by Alexdaddy I fear
>>150990430Sixtilia Sixtouria
>>150990430Sevilia Septilia
>>150990508Everyone else called it a hook so YDKSAMMADilate back
>>150990536Gankalaev vs Petrieira
>>150990555It's okay to admit to your ignorance man not everyone took 3 weeks of boxing classes in high school man
>>150990606This ain't boxing little guy we don't use your gay phrases here
Real tlak? Im dat say goodnight nigga
>>150990635Thoughts on Daisy Taylor?
Aaron Pico
>>150990655Small cock=not worth mentioning
>>150990671There was a guy who watched this and went "yeah this kid is UFC material"
THE HOOK FROM HELL will be there for Illia when he fights Pisslam for the 170 belt
>>150990671Beautiful rear hand cross hook uppercut
>>150990671This was essentially Sage/Cosmo and no one saw it coming.
>>150990699id simply bait his barrage and clinch it
>>150990699Beautiful right left right right combination
Poatan just made Ankatranny shit his pants I fear.
>>150990680Hoenstly? Respect
Right rear hand uppercut shovel hook cross from southpaw
>>150990753Poatrans vs transkalaev
Anyone have any special moves they would use? I would use two lefts, followed by two rights, followed by two head strikes followed by two body shots followed by an spinning backfist ibto takedown. Call that the Konami Code bitch
ankladon will heem yet again
>>150990793Left uppercut backfist hammerfist cross shovel hook
>>150990671They both look like faggots. Also>5'8Lmao
With all that said Ilia does actually have a really nice left hook
That was a beautiful upperhand rearcut backcross elbow from mounted position
>>150990899the secret is to torque the hips. I taught him that shit actually earlier
>>150990899left sideways uppercut from orthodox
Poor poor Bumkalaev will get his bussy prolapsed yet again....
yarear upperhook
>>150990964Ankrearaev powershottan
spinning lead hammerhook
>>150990818The swedish beyblade
just broke all my bones attempting a flying Gane kick, remember kids leave it to the professionals and/or demigods
What's got Sweden acting up today
>>150991136spinning gane kick to the nuts
>>150989577Islam "Funny Moments" Makhachev is the LW GOAT at the very least and if he wins his next couple of fights he surpasses GSP in my book.
>>150990738quite literally what volk is doing in that webm seconds before being heemed dead
>>150991232We need you hear man, pease deltete the post.
>>150990738Volk tried the clinch approach but the bodyshots he took in exchange put the fear of god in him and never tried it again. With Charles it was a different story because he got a full bear hug locked in and Tilapia couldn't do shit. He looked very very strength mogged.
>>150991302so it iswell id do it but successfully
Charles strength mogged Ilia when he got himself put in a crucifix
>>150991271literally day care smdh
>>150991422It was impressive the cat like way he maneuvered when falling and then again in the ground. But there's a good reason he got the fuck out of there.
The strength of a charles oliveira was enough to render an ilia topuria scared so that he had to go for knocking him out as a last ditch effort.
Belal Muhammed...what ever happened there?
Ilia Topuria was losing all his title fights before resorting to get the knockout, proving how shit he really is and can only depend on one thing.
Illia was so terrified of Oliveira's strength on the ground he decided to stand up from his top position and fight.....Actual chills
Islam has never looked bad in a title fight ever
>>150991633perfect career imo. went out fighting like a champniggas wanna hate but imagine if he just khamzat lay and pray stalled a victory over jdm
>>150991585Honestly doubt that Charles is that strong, its just that Ilia is a smaller man. Btw Ilia was always going to KO Charles. His striking defense has never been too great. If you're fighting a guy that gets rocked and dropped nearly every fight but that has a tendency to grab a submission out of the fucking blue then the path of least risk and resistance is to just avoid the ground and sleep him instead. Also I think Ilia just likes to be a flashy fuck. A flatline KO has a distinct primitive feel. It's crazy when you're watching a big fight live and time slows down for a bit when a KO happens. Feels somewhat psychedelic.>>150991672Poor gameplanning made him look so bad in the Volk 1 fight that people actually thought it was a robbery.
>>150991633belal lost the belt due to being from chicago
Post your picksall 13 of them ReyesErslanJenkinsMagnySutherlandCampbellStirlingPetroskiElliottMullarkeyMontagueEllisonThainara
>>150991710wow that looks like brad pit or something
>>150991767good eye, it is in fact bradley pitt
>>150991817what??? that is crazy im fuckin crazy
>Conor wants $200 million to fight on the White House cardKekaroonie. Turki ain't gonna pay that bro. You'll get $1 million and a BOGO Venum coupon.
Imagine being Belal. One day you're on top of the world. All those who doubted you were silenced when you became the new Welterweight Champion. That sweet taste of vindication proving to everyone that you were who you said you were. But then it gets taken away from you, snatched like a child takes candy from a baby. All that high comes crashing down when you get your belt taken from you and humiliated in front of an audience. Oh the world is too cruel...
we eat pork and drink alcohol here
>>150991710shut up faggot
Jack Della Maddalena comes across as humorless.
>>150992148post while you can, digital id cuck
Jack Della Maddalena will go down in history as one of those "Hey, did you know that guy was a champion?" guys like Benson Henderson
>>150992003You absolute dummy. He doesn't want $200 milly. He wants $50 milly. Art of the Deal.
>>150992218Handsome Benderson
>>150992194>he fell for itoh no no no...
>>150992218JDM is actually good, unlike Henderson(a gatekeeper)
Colby Covington has 1 win in his entire career (RDA) that holds up under scrutiny and he was an interim champ who made $20 million in the UFC. Has anyone ever done more with less talent?
Aaron "Art of the Deal" Pico
Aaron Pico wearing a football helmet in the cage is unironically the GOAT MMA fighter althoughbeit.
>>150992300Colby "Art of the Deal" Covington
Justin Gaethje
>>150992360liver shot KO
>>150992360until his shoulder pops out
jay diem lost his first to mma fights and then never lost again. isnt that awesome. a fighter losing at first but then end up winning is always so cool to see. Like islam he lost his first fight or whatever and then never lost again. fighters who win all the time is so boring which is why khabib and ilia are boring fighters. oh yeah they win all the time and has never lost? yawn come back when you've lost a fight and we'll talk. Right?
>>150992423Most fighters would quit if they got finished their first 2 fights. JDM is a real one.
>>150992360surely no one would grab the face mask and twist his head clean off
>>150992423I made this post and I suck dick ~4-600 times a day
>>150992457- Justin Gaethje
Now that the Poatan meme is over who is the future at 205? Everybody sucks or is 45 years old.
Justin Gaetheje? you tellin me that the guy who beat rafael fixiev twice doen't deserve a title shot? there is no way man. with what he's done for the division? gaethje deserves to just get the belt handed to him actually
>>150992581roundtree will be perennial #1 contender and ank the champ until he loses his belt to a next gen nigga
it's crazy we almost got 0-2 jdm vs 17-0 khabib
Joe "3 division champ" Pyfer will dominate 185, 205, and HWT.
>>150992581i can see khamsat moving up and getting the belt from anyone really
>>150992581azamat murzakanovprops to me for knowing murzakanov
UP YO RANK FUCK NIGGA
>>150992669kahabib was a bum and would have handed jdam his first win if they fought at that point in time
Khabib's best career win was losing to Tibau. His second best career win was Michael Johnson.
>>150992756his best career win was against a realtor
Khabib is higher on the GOAT list than Islam and is a better fighter than him.
Gaethje was already drooling before Khabib "choked him out" these fucking dork refs don't know what they're looking at
>>150992834no way mna kahbis only beat uh id ont know who was that one guy? mccoonor or something? yeah islam is definitely higher on the list of beign a goat and being better skillwise
heeminder the nick diaz avatar reincarnated into jdm
Noomba won baybe, propa twelve pound for pound BOOORNS victim ye
>>150992858kek
>>150992858He really is Indian
>>150992858LOOK AT DA FOOKIN WEWN
>>150992858who is this anyway?
>>150992997Goobinderjeet
>>150991676Nah you're right, I been a fan of Belal since he destroyed Sean Brady. The dude is really good, and he achieved greatness. Nothing but respect for Belal, respectfully.
Everything aside Belal is a massive over achiever who got to where he is by simply being a smart fighterHe's boring as shit but you have to admire the hustle on some level. Someone with almost 0 natural athletic prowess doing what he did is a miracle
Aaron "Over Achiever" Pico
>>150993145Pico is an underachieverHe had a promising wrestling career in front of him and then threw it away to fight bums and get heemed in comedic fashionSomeone will all those athletic gifts fighting like this is a travesty
>>150993195One of the funniest heemsi n history.
Aaron "The Travesty" Pico
>>150993195im gonna be honest i gave no idea who both of these fighters are. They might as well be just wind to me man. Passing by, nothingness.
The way his head pops up like a pez dispenser is always so funny
Poatan has ank shook
AND HERE COMES..........................lerone murphy
Aaron "Remember Charlie Kirk" Pico
wolverine in the ufc
you guys really think the ufc doesnt have to meet some views metrics to get their $7.7 billy?gooby is still a drawl and is the only household name in mma. he will get his $300m and 4 solid gold boeing 747s.
"Sheriff" Aaron Pico
Alright I'm masturbatingPost some good shit
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>150993585
>>150993549The UFC got that on a sweet heart deal, Ari pulled some strings. They won't have to do shit, they can even keep churning out apex slop cards
>Colby Covington has 1 win in his entire career (RDA) that holds up under scrutiny
Netflix had the audacity to ask the UFC to not put out 50 apex cards a year and to actually try to put together good fight nights
Pooptan ran a marathon in 2 weeks before fight. What a retard. He's gotta get heemed this time
>>150993998pre cope same as last time when he was partying in austrailia
Agpkalaev will troon out i fear
>>150994165Factuality.
Half of you are gay
>>150994165dont be afraid
>>150994277well I'm not so you must be
How we feeling about Gamrot vs Oliveira?
>>150995566Thinking decision. Thinking split.
>>150995566they removed my nerves surgically, I don't "feel"
>>150989577because i wiould s;leem this fucking bum
just attached a mexican nervous system to my cat and replaced his cat food with salsa
I woke up as a human I just laid there under the refrigerator marveling at my digits with cuticles made of small fibers and my soft navel
https://www.mmamania.com/latest-news/391459/all-single-ladies-ufc-320-merab-shopping-good-quality-wife-rules-out-dating-site-hoes>I’m looking for a wife>Dating sites not good for wives, you get all the whores there.>I have a lot of choices but I want to choose one respectful woman.Getting real tired of this dipshit. Can't wait for Umar to beat his ass in the rematch
>>150992581Ankalaev obviously. He's only like 32
>>150992692too small and already like 37 and has gassing issues
>>150996590never heard of her
>>150993195He'll be back. He just needs to fight more safely and be more fluid in his approach. Easier said than done but he's got the talent
>>150996538Umar has done nothing to earn a rematch. He barely earned his first shot.
>>150996643>Umar has done nothing to earn a rematchGoing toe to toe with Merab until there were 2 minutes left in r5 is plenty. He doesn't need to do shit when he's already shown he's at basically the same level as one of the ATG BWs and the best cardio monster in the history of the sport. But he's gonna whoop Bautista first to stop all the reddit whining anyway
>>150996673I didn't know that was booked. If Umar wins I'll shut up.
Umar Numargumardumar
>>150992898It was stopped 1 second after Gaethje stopped punching while in the choke. You're a soi fueled bitch.
>>150996778people like you who act hard online are pretty much always soft losers irl who struggle to maintain eye contact
>comedians are under fire for being booked to perform in saudi arabia at turkeys comedy wash festival>meanwhile mma fans
>>150996849who gives a shit? we're not judges
>>150996849Now name which of those comedians are actually funny
>>150989577he didn't fight enough top contenders at LW, and just outright refused to fight 3 times a year even when he could
Comedy is not laughing matter
https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2025/09/25/ufc-perth-poor-ticket-sales-discounted-prices-fan-backlash-ulberg-vs-reyes/86347664007/> hold an event the day after AFL grand final> hold it same weekend as NRL semi finals, plus Rugby Test ( Australia vs NZ)> hold it on the other side of the country so noones travelling for that> it starts at 7am local> its filled with guys 1 loss from being cut ( both Tafa's, Crute, Mullarkey)> no Whittaker> no Erceg> no JDM> no Hooker> no Izzy> no Tuivasa> no Volklets hope its filled with heems
>>150996918it truly is a shit card. there aren't even any decent prospects outside of Jack Jenkins I suppose. the main event is worth a watch though
>>150996929>>150996918actually Navajo Stirling is def an interesting prospect
>>150995566The fans.
>>150996918
>>150983139Jirisistas..that strap is gonna feel so good wrapped our waist
>Master's degree in Security and Strategic StudiesThat's like getting a Master's in marketing. Fucking. Useless.
>>150997189>Cruz: I think she's trying to gas him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lph9DYQ9XskPredictions are up.
>>150997189>gnp’d a woman a hundred times >she tanks that shit and casually stands up with a smile on her faceSoul crushing.
>>150997081did he get a degree in weebology?
Fighters are essentially NEET. What's these bums' excuse for not studying something like jiri
>>150997308CTE
>>150997238goobyesque
>>150997212sir thank you
>>150997189Had this been a five rounder she would've won. dude was gassing
alright, im going to bed nowgood ntie
Raayan "The poopoo" Butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Le2mSST6vkits up
Sign the contract, Dana
>>150997644Brazzaillians can't stop taking Ls in 25
Man fuck n
shieeeeeeeeet
LIVE IN 4 MINUTES!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzpaOeeC1_M
>no DanaShit card confirmed
Aaron 'the poopoo' peeco
Why Perth though? It’s a big city but there’s nothing around for like 2000 miles.
>>150997742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtweTbFt6wY
This is the worst press conference in the history of the PooFC
>>150997749Carlos Ulberg..... has.... the charisma?.... and uurrrrrmmmmmm.....the personality? eeeerrrrrmmmmm.... of............. Eugene Bareman
>>150997822Perth is where legends are made
>>150997649What a stupid faggot no wonder he got heemed by piss
>>150997822Guessing Perth out bid Sydney. The tourism boards pay these niggas to host events there I think
Accidentally eyepoked myself again and got a stern warning and 5 minutes to recover.
TOTAL TROONSPINALL DEATH
>>150996918you will watch
>>150997649Based goobs taking a play out of the boxer's play book. What are you gonna do, ask to see his bank statement for proof? Best (and most pathetic) is journos, reddit, /heem/ will believe he made 100 mil if he says he made 100 mil. Kek god we're so pathetic.
>>150997944No, the Sydney arena has a 20k capacity. It's huge. There aren't enough aussie/kiwi fighters on top who could justify going to Sydney. And it's a fight night so you can't do a foreign title fight like they did with Strickgape and Du bussy.
>>150998229Biggest effin dork on heem right here
>>150998229I'm not pathetic I'm blessed
Walk on -See you at the top
We'll be watching baseball on Saturday night. I'm not staying up to watch this slop card. Hope Reyes gets it done though.
oh dear.. smiff bros..
>>150998358He will get heemed fer shure
>>150998368I've seen it bawlf ways
poatansissies i'm afraid big ank has already won...
>>150998458scared bitch
We will rape & retire AGPoatan
>>150998358baseball is worse than the worst wmma thoughbeitfrank
>>150998480Hey be humble.
>>150998479big daddy ank will simply heem poafag into retirement and there's nothing you can do about it
AGPkalaev's bussy squeals for his tribal daddy
>>150998501this is why your women prefer BWC
>>150998520Black Warrior Cock? Yup
>>150990469AGPoatan cowered in fear
>>150998520“BWC” is a myth, all TWPiglets have pathetic ingrown clitties sadly
>>150998501good of you to concede and take my direction. just wanted you to be confident and say it with your chest and not like a scared bitch. and you obeyed. we both have won.
>>150998536We like to save those attacks for when zatdaddy is fighting a wyt boy. When the brazzas are white we like to attack from other angles brazza. Keep that in mind.
>>150998524But enough about what Daddysanya double dip dicked down Gapedlex “AGPoatan” PeRoevWade with
>>150998577>brazzas are whiteEmbarrassing twp cope
>>150998577Brazzas are not pinkoids
>>150998520>that flagsuleiman khan is humping your future wife as we speak>>150998554thank you for showing me the way into true brazzahood
bobby facking knuckles mate
Here is a concept. MMA splitscreen. You implant a camera in every fighter from which we can see their perspective. Then you set up the screens so that we see a fight as both the fighters are seeing it. It'll make it a more immersive viewing making feel like we're really there in the octagone. You could maybe also set up a system where each viewer chooses which POV they want to watch. Just imagine. This is the future folks.
>>150998485Don't talk down on America's Greatest Pastime™
goyhumiliationleauge FC (ufc) fucking sucks
I will watch this card
>>150989531Many
When are they announcing Hulkanovski’s next fight?
>>150998849CHAMA!!!!
I'm going to have a really great day today
>>150998982Heck yeah anon you got this
>>150998982honestly? i disagree
>>150998771You are literally on antidepressants.>>150998982You are literally suicidally depressed.
Bunch of faggot ass responses on my last post, I don't believe I'll be replying to any of them.
crazy that ONE has lost more than 500million dollars
>>150999215You literally moan your dead fathers name when pitbulls pozz ya steatorrheaussy.
>>150999357500 million dollars? How many bahts is that?
Hey guys and gals, Alex Pereira here. Should I go with the custom shorts or the yellow ones? The custome ones accentuate my eyes more but the last night I wore them the night went totally bad. This Magomed is such a meanie. Also what haircut should I wear? Bald, longer, cute little fade? Please comment and don't forget to like,share and subscribe. ;-)
So is Ank a good or bad guy? His smug online persona is obviously the work of that sleazebag Ali. How does he even enter confrontations with people in person when he doesn't speak English?
Big Ank and Big Tom
Poatan ? He disrespcted the sport of mma.Dony reply to this post
Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Tomala Harrispinall
Ankdaddy got Pigreira squealin' up a storm KWAB!!
>>150999515Big Ank is Tom's son
I don't really give a fuck to be perfectly honest.
>>150999643Your dead daddy gave you multiple fucks I'm afraid.
Reminder not to make any offensive comments in the game thread this weekend.
>>150999715Both have a Muslim boyfriend
>>150999555It blows my mind that Ankalaev, whjo lost to Craig, almost lost to Blachowicz, and has always basically been pretty meh, has been able to stop Poatan, who BTFO pretty much everyone. dII iIDN idnfugwaipu
Sean Strickland is the only needleover in the UFC
KWABOAT of MMA?
>>150996918It's a slap in the face to Australia, and by extension, Australia's boss, Great Britain.
>>150996929Jenkins is not a prospect. He is a favourite but I reckn there is a good chance he'll lose
You got one thing wrong, bitch, we are all ankdaddy fans here..>cowboy by journey starts playingspammy's body explodes painting the ground red and then i ride on the motorcycle that appeared out of nowhere
the problem with navajo sterling is that he trains with izzy, which means hes in league with some of the worst fighters in the UFC. Hes also boring as fuck in all his fights, but hes one of those guys everyone keeps talking about even though he may as well be tuccos himself hes so NPC-like
The only person Jenkins has beaten recently is Herbert Burns, who was only in the UFC because his brother Gilbert Burns, was a successful UFC fighter.
>>150999797>which means hes in league with some of the worst fighters in the UFC.*the sexiest daddies that get my boiminge leakin'
People forget man….Daddysanya’s quadruple dip dickdown spunked AGPoatan’s progeny into permanent AGPkin
>>150999876Factual post.
>>150999735Gonna have to give it up to my main KWAB Jean Silva I lamentfully, fearfully, bitterly, mourn
>>1509997352025: dirty diaper panties All time: turd Ferguson
this white dude fighting for baht is such a fucking rat weasel bitch
>>151000174Such a what? You didn't finish your sentence. Also, we don't sign our posts here.
damn oban elliot really is out of fight night, not on the card anymore
Elliot Roger
>>151000174>turk>white
good matches after this one
>>150998262This post is retarded on so many levels>No, the Sydney arena has a 20k capacity. It's huge. Ok? First of all how does that refute anything he said, and second that's only 5k more than the Perth venue. >There aren't enough aussie/kiwi fighters on top who could justify going to Australia right now.Right... other than the two fucking champions and>jizzy >Ulberg>Whittaker>Hooker>KKF>ErcegBut yeah that couldnt possibly make up a 5k capacity difference. Brain scan now.And yes the other anon is right, the UFC already signed a multi event deal with Perth last year so even if you were right about everything else you'd still be wrong.You're not allowed to have an opinion on MMA for the next 6 months.
>>151000298Isn’t their the Aussie Super Bowl or some shit this weekend
Sometimes you heem sometimes you cream
Anyone remember this? Anna and Cenk went wild, showed their true Caucus ways. This was a classic hahahttps://youtu.be/0nzJkGGWOtI?si=ZjkHKx9tZqqPc1u1
not a bad scrap
>>151000396Hey, you're supposed to click the numbers fella. That's how I know you're talking to me.Like this
I believe in Reyes. Do you?
>>151000417Alex heems that bum
>>151000418NopeIf Ulberg finds the chin, it's over.
>>151000418yes
>>151000437I dont really believe ulberg is all that great but reyes is one bad hit away from a permanent flushing
Domme-inick Reyes
WHAT A KNOCKOUT BY.......................lerone murphy
Gamebred FC will overtake the UFC by end of 2026
>>151000569
If Gamrot beats Charls I just may in fact perchance weem myself methinks
IT'S UPAGPKALAEV SHAT HERSELFhttps://youtu.be/pSX9YhYefdchttps://youtu.be/pSX9YhYefdchttps://youtu.be/pSX9YhYefdchttps://youtu.be/pSX9YhYefdc
>>151000862Gamrot was denied Charles
yall really need to stop projecting your gay fantasies onto fighters
Zatdaddy
>>151000949Excellent post.
>>151000903I reckon Pereira bodied that disabled freak I fear.
>>151000903This is dumb, very unnecessary. Ancklaev is way too emotional for a mountain man. Who cares what someone says on twitter to hype themselves up, they are the person you're going to fucking fight, it's not normal. As long as they don't get disrespectful and say something about your mum or something
>>151000394What's Clozapig's dead mommy's maggot minge taste like?
>>151001160What drives a person to type something like this out?
>>151000903aura
>>151001174What drives you to munch on the maggots in ya dead mommy's minge?
>>151001174Because is rustles your jimmies obviously
>>151001177It's over. I've already depicted you as the agitated and angry disabled inbred man and me as the calm and collected heemer native.
>>151001198AGPoatan has 0 heems
Pigreira is HANGRY for xer bacon bussy boiminge trough to be filled up Ankdaddy slop.
Ankalaev is a scary dude
>>151001216just imagining how bad he smells fills my nostrils with fear
A good night’s sleep is truly priceless, Bees.
Alex daddy prolapsed AGPkalaev I'm afraid
TRVKE TRVKE
Lost respect for Alex. Talks too much shit then gets heemed
Ank looks like a tawny owl. That's reason enough for me to be terrified of him
>>151001268Agreed. Ankalaev has some serious aura, Pereira is a favela monkey. And I used to root for Alex
Pereira acted like a little bitch
What’s Ali doing in Argentina I wonder.
>>151001216>>151001283>>151001297>>151001308All factual posts.
Brazilian Portuguese is such a disgusting abomination, truly a monkey's language
Pereira lost all of his aura frfr
>>151001330He's whining like a lil bitch
slendermanbros...
>>151000903lol alex said he's going to bitchslap shartkalaev to this face.
TRVKE TRVKE TRVKE!!!!!!!’
>>151001348He's gonna lose again then retire
The aura in question
Dont care about grown men aruging...unless...they used to be friends...?
AGPKALAEV GOT RAPED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD
>no chamaoooohhhhhhhhh!
Ankdaddy
>>151001387Anyone else think about how tragic it is that this is Pereira’s only “highlight” from the fight
>>151001367Unfortunately CHADreria would never be friends with such an ugly inbred UGLY subhuman
>>151001348And then xhe wet xer DDPs with clitty leakage...
Merle is apparently going to walk Ank to the 'gon at 320
>>151001401>>151001400Excellent posts
>>1510014111 is still more than zero i fearSo CHADreira wins factually
>>151001387>>151001413>>151001437Factual posts
The Raped!!!
>look up anane because I thought he was French, but showing Algerian flag>Has Thai mother and Algerian father>Has Thai citizenship and French citizenship
>>151001437Magodaddy bred, spread, spanked, spunked and sealed the chamaussy sadly
I have heard rumors that AGPkalaev's clitty exploded in this very moment
test
>>151001387>supposedly a sambo savant who train with the absolute best wrestlers in the world >get manhandled by an aging kickboxerAlex won the story, not gonna sugarcoat it.
>>151001508Magomed Ankalaev is a striker
>>151001499What a good pigletLiterally SQUEALING for xher daddies tribal cock
pooptan
AGPoatan gets saved by the bell:
all social media figures who just happen to fight on the side
Swedish flag is original spammy, rarely you see autism this strong
AGPoatan gets spunked stiff in the rematch: History repeats itself i fear
POV: You're Alexa "AGPoatan" PeRoevWade gettin' ready to spitshine Ankdaddy's BBC.
Where is the swedish faggot so i can pummel his retarded head to paste ????
>>151001678I actually wrestled an mentally retarded kid in grade 11 wrestlijg and I lost. He started oil checking me and the teacher didnt see and you can imagnie how big his retard fingers were, it was horrible I had to move schools for grade 12
>>151001723Now you know what fighting Brazzas is like
>>151001224Ya bussy gettin' hangry just thinkin' 'bout sniffin' Ankdaddy's dick daddy juice, huh?
>>151001723Imagine a futa doing that to you.....and then raping you in front of everyone
Personally i connect emotionally with Pooptan because we were both raped.
Justin Gaethje is Swedish
Justus Gaethjeson
>>151001889Explains why he sucks so much cock...
>>151001899We don't refer to ourselves in 3rd person here I lament
>>151001906facefucked that cocksucker
>>151001906Bukakked that buffoon
UFC commentary woud benefit so much from having a Basil Brush-style character to make sly innuendoes or just to shout out "BOOM BOOM!" or "HONK HONK!" when one of the other commentators makes a joke.
>>151001906I do
Who is our guy jiri fighting next
>>151001958For me it's the commentators randomly reading out ads in the middle of the fight>let's go Sportsbarreally a weird culture
>>151001958Simply hire the announcer from NBA Jam
Belel should be cut
>>151001906Disaggregated that dumbass.
ohhh shit joe, pereira is hurt! emotionally!!
chama = goofy
I have....an thick peins
>>151002302you have ATPhah gottem
>>151002302Yeah, up you’re ass.
>>151002371>>151002434Can somoen please post the image macro of the asain man shelling up from shots to himself? It accurately captures my feelings reading these reponses but I got an new phone and lost the imgage thank you
>>151002473chatgpt could probably look that up for you. maybe grok.
>>151002607FUCK YTHAT SHIT FICK THAT SHIT, that's AI
Ankalaev will destroy him
>>151002637Calm down bro
>>151002701Fuck that loser
I honestly like the brazillian accent they kinda sound like us, also the scotts are honorably moroccan because they can do the "KH" sound
>>151002746Moroccans are subhuman
I wonder if Colby Thicknesse bears any relation to Philip Thicknesse, an English army officer, author, and eccentric who wrote A Plan for the Improvement of the Art of Writing in 1775, who was briefly mentioned in passing by Lovecraft in his classic cosmic-horror novella, The Dunwich Horror.
I would genuinely murder Ali irl
There is a total lack of Asian fighters (if we discount Loma) on this Australia card. This upsets me greatly, as you ordinarily see a few fighters from China or Indochina on Australia cards, and they are always fun to cheer for, avid as they are to make a name for themselves in front of the western audience.
>>150998611Afraid the Caucasians from the Caucasus region are indeed... pink piggies... The downs variety too, I fear...
>>151002823Nafris are the worst subhuman scum on the entire planet
>>151002794>same eyebrows nose mouth and earsoh nononono
Honestly? All subhumans except the Nordics.
>>151002858Cant cosign this bappa but I hope we are still freinds
>>151002858is Ohio Nordic?
>>151002896Kanada is kinda in the north so it counts.
>Chicken borger
>>151002788I copulated this woman
>>151002858Finns are mongols
>>151002948kek
>>151002948
>>151002991Props for knowing who the Mongols are.
>>151002991Mongolians are finnish*
>>151002851>>151002948Maybe why he's so strong???
Mongol legend Teemujin Salami
Some guy at the gym today didn't have a lock for the locker, so as I was heading out I gave him my combination lock since I have one extra. On my bike I remembered I forgot to give him the code. No good deed goes unpunished.Justin Gaethje
>>151003037I'm gonna heem you
some guy in Sweden is furiously trying to get his shit out of a locked locker kek
Obitch Elliott is out of his fight due to a torn pussy
>>151003022Hoenstly? Heh
>>151003054Fuck my life man
>>151001207It's really funny how the most religious set of fighters in the UFC attracted by far the biggest faggots in this general. Dagestani slurpers have been posting their gay fanfictions for so many years it's synonymous with them, I wonder why that is.
Palying my switch on the bus and this guy was watching me play and before he got off he looked atme and said videogamesareforfaggots. Any way to recover form this? Was playing Cooking Mama if it helps
>>151003173"you would know, faggot"
>>151003173He's part of a bygone era that's swiftly dieing out, incapable of coping with the advance if technology or understanding the pleasures and vices of the new age of men He is beneath you, a crumbling husk in an increasingly hostile world.
>>151003173What did he look like ?
Yeah im thinking
>>151003303Are you
>>150999049>You are literally on antidepressants.no im not
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM LADS WE CANNOT DO IT
>>151003163It's because he knows in his culture, the homos over there would be tossed off buildings if their leaders or other men in his culture discovered his posts. The wonk gets a rush of adrenaline every time he posts about gay aids poz loads because he is essentially, escaping death with each new post. He knows it is haram, and each day the fear of getting his door kicked down grows and grows. Will his low status in society let him fly under the radar? Or will his depraved debauchery eventually reach the higher ups, and a fatwa be placed? Only time will tell, I'm afraid.
I'm tellin you, a lot of these Australian fighters are bums. There WILL be upsets.Ulberg - lucky bumfight win vs Menifield'; the ghost of Oezdemir; old Unc Blachowizc;Crute - barely beat THE oscar-winning actor BellatoJenkins - no good wins, losses to bums;Matthews - up against crafty vet Magny In many ways, Australia should be peppering its angus.
Sitting on the schaub doing a till before deadlifts
im telling you, we cannot follow them. what dont you get
>>151003163Pigreira Porkatan is AGPkin. Kafir. Their blood is halal and they are abeed. It is permissible to do what must be done.
Finna zeem the man whom've dishespect my name
they will devour us
>>151003384You devoured ya dead daddy’s dick sadly
>But scoots towards (you)
Sexy Ankdaddy
>>151003384>>151003374>>151003339>>151003332Depressed raped bitch.
what did i miss?
>>151003349Just stfu and hop on a BBC, playa!
>>151003490This time, this is the thread
>>151003491I don't know what you did, also we don't sign our posts here
>>151002794Porkdaddy xisters...
>>151003506early threads aint litty
>>151003379Keep posting your gay fanfiction and jerking your little pee pee to your own posts champ, it won't be long before the HIV claims your life but at least your refugee pakistani parents will be glad to see you free of your affliction.
Honestly?
>Keep posting your gay fanfiction and jerking your little pee pee to your own posts champ, it won't be long before the HIV claims your life but at least your refugee pakistani parents will be glad to see you free of your affliction.
Mick Porker
ok you may now proceed to the early new thread
>>151003491Apparently if you travel to Japan as a fighter in the UFC that will be a curse for you and you will loose your next fight
>>151003592Honestly?Get ya MAPiglet friend >>151003374 some bupropion and stop munchin' on my maggot minge...
