Happy 30th Birthday Mahomes!• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Never missed championship round in 20s
deportationbowl
Imagine losing your cushy broadcaster deal because a senior citizen was trying to deliver some lettuce
>>151168825I swear i've filtered this exact image like twice already
>>151168901Okay Temujin
>>151168875dude alcohol lmao>>151168901he probably changes a pixel every time he spams it
>>151168868referring to a man as "Bad Bunny" is pretty fucking gay so I'm just gonna call him Paco or some shit
>>151168868Puerto Rico is a part of the United States and Puerto Ricans are U.S. Citizens, why are chuds such sensitive low IQ pussies that cry about everything?
>>151168950Agreed. I only found out he was a guy when he was on SNL.
>>151168986based >>151168868cringe
>>151168868nice of the NFL to reserve halftime show seats for the disabled
>>151168868Will Sanchez get deported too after last night’s events?
>Mark Sanchez
Great weekend for us LA sports fans
>>151169051>stabbed by a 69yo food delivery guy
>>151169087>doyers or philthies get eliminatedwin win
>>151168805noone in my country knows who this is
Rams RBs really fucked the team over on Thursday. Corum and Kyren fumbles change the game.
>offtopic /pol/ topics>frog posters>nobody is talking about their teamsWhy is offseason /nfl/ threads so much better than the regular season threads?
>>151169160stfu and take it bitch
>>151169181God I hope she has a dick.
>>151168986Trump had another stroke at his weak Military conference where he used 'AI' to record the generals and analyze their behavior, Congress knows it, that Congresswoman said as much to the closet case Grindr addict Speaker live on camera today, it's why he didn't negotiate to avoid the shutdown. He's been bed ridden. So no doubt he'll be watching the Chiefs from his bed tomorrow as he shits in a diaper. I hope my Iggles repeat again to forever bury these flyover fucks and prove the Beast Coast owns this country and such weak politicians.
>>151169160>posting about football in the gennysybau dweeb
>>151168574look fren, when it comes to defending your life from possible death, there is no concept of honor. it's gouging the eyes, biting, kicking the balls, picking up the first item from the ground and smashing it against the attacker's temple or jugular, choking, anything really...
Damn Sanchez is dirty
>mexican beats up elderly white mandeport him
>>151168950his actual name is Benito so I call him Benny
>>151169261>>151169259>>151169212>>151169181Alright you guys aren't going to discuss NFL topics so I give up. I'm going to try to get into baseball. Hopefully their generals are better than this. Bye assholes.
>>151169321see u tomorrow pookie
So Sanchez was gonna call the game tomorrow hungover? Wonder how often he did that
Mark Sanchez did nothing wrong
>>151169321Now's actually a great time to join mlb. Postseason stakes into /stovemind/
>>151169321>Hopefully their generals are better than thislol
>>151169364maybe he was gonna party hard friday night and then take it easy tonight
So first we hear he Mark Sanchez was stabbed and is in the hospital. Later we hear he was arrested on suspicion of battery, public intoxication and "unlawful entry of a motor vehicle". So was he in a fight/squabble and got stabbed as a result? Potentially a fight he himself started and/or was responsible for in the first place?
>>151169364What kind of hangover lasts over 24 hours?
>>151169606He started a fight, got stabbed, and was arrested in the hospital
>>151169620mine every weekend when my body can't handle any more boozing after doing it for a week.
>>151169606we don't have all the info yet but it seems like he proclaimed himself the drunken king of some alley in Indy, and became enraged when some guy dropping off fresh onions (who probably parks there every week) wouldn't leave the alley
my joshie ;)
>>151169420ERG and Alejandro gonna do a number on him
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football is a kids games
>>151169900stop spamming this shit retard
>>151169920>t. assblasted ranklet
>>15116990023 votes is't enough to create a fitting narrative fren....
>>151169920no worries man I limit it to only once per thread
>>151159775BillsHalloween
>>151170060more votes would certainly be appreciated, but I don't wanna post the poll too often
>>151170030Gen her pissing
>Mark Sanchez broadcast career
>>151170130
>get attacked by savage doordash jeet>defend yourself>get stabbed>get arrestedOH SAY CAN YOU SHART
>>151170091PatriotsIdiocracy
>be brown>get violent when intoxicated a tale as old as time
>>151170174Just in time for Tyreek Hill to announce his retirement and step right on to the roll!
arch manning is looking pretty good today
Imagine starting a fight with a poor old Uber driver just trying to make a living. I lost all respect for Sanchez
>>151169160>being a no fun allowed brazillian Because I like to make jokes about Carlie Irsay putting the clots players in chastity cages when they lose and bussy post while waiting for game day. We're like 16 hours away from football, chill the fuck out and have some fun faggot. You sound canadian right now.
>>151170431I bet he voted for the people who cut medicaid lol JFC did Senior Citizen Billy Big Boobs Belichick get btfo today, good thing the Falcons passed on that moron.
BOW DOWN
I wonder if Sanchez is at the Eskenazi hospital, that's where gunshot/stabbing cases downtown Indy normally go
>trump seethe out of nowhere3 more years strap in lil buddy
The funniest part is Sanchez is definitely getting fired over this shit and will become an irrelevant nobody that drinks himself to death in the wake of it. He literally buttfumbled his life, and I hope the guy that stabbed him tore his guts up bad enough he has to have a colostomy bag.
Imagine your legacy being the Butt Fumble and stabbed by a door dash guy you assaulted. Holy fuck.
still mfs falling for jannysknee /pol/baiting in the big 25
>>151170579Is that how much longer we have left? Hopefully my IRA survives.
Pete Carroll was right. He should have stayed at USC for another year.
was kirk really that bad in minnesota
>>151169321Lol he actually did>>151169680
>Someone out there is doubled parked
>>151170700It's so easy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hykdH43PpX8
>>151170747forgot my pic
Jefferson > Chase
>>151170778https://youtu.be/cVYH-7QGE-ATouchdowns
Arch Manning's fall off needs to be studied
>>151170547That win against Allen was BS. Refball all game in favor of the Eagles. Still needed OT.
>>151170867Best WR we've seen since Megatron is better than a burrowbaby? damn that's crazy
>>151170902AB > jefferson
>>151170797he just needs more help
>>151170887The backup just made him look like a total loser. Pathetic display
>>151170929now you lost me
big mack killed a hooker in los angles
What percentage of the league do you think is absolutely gaping/getting gaped by 10/10 trannies on the downlow? Ima say at least 10%
>>151170887>fall off
>next year's QB class is gonna be worse than last year's class
>>151171039He was the next big thing in high school, and all the big programs wanted him, so yeah.
>>151171121that's not a fall off, that's just him not living up to the massive hype.
>>151168868How would illegal immigrants afford to go to the Super Bowl? Normal Americans can’t even afford it, especially since it’s being hosted in the third wealthiest county in the US
>>151171121>high schoollol>all the big programs wanted himbecause of hype from his last name. he has never been good
>>151170990She asked him why he was so trash in New England. He explained it's because Bill B was a Brady Baby and he had to explain offensive plays to a literal Rocket Scientist. She said 'Good QBs elevate'.
>>151171180Well, they are having trouble finding people to deport, it's why these ICE losers stalk courts to arrest people going through the legal process - which I thought is what they were supposed to be doing? It's all theatre to distract from the failing economy and AI bubble.
>>151168868what happened to leaving politics out of sports
>>151170887fuck off. he's getting better every game>>151170954the backup who threw one (1) pass?
>>151171180Politics is just a bunch of larping theatrics. I'm never voting again
>>151171368How did you get to your phone so fast, Archie?
>>151171121he played in a bottom barrel division during high school. everyone who wasn't blinded by his last name knew he wasn't elite
>>151171338You new?
>>151171269>faggotbabblequite literally nobody gives a shit, kys tripfaggot
>>151170783lol what an unnecessary spin move
rate my way too early 2026 mock draft
>>151171338MAGTARDS are butthurt
go away bitchknees
>>151171522>Bengals not picking in top threeinaccurate
>>151171522sleeping on my bungles
>>151171549naw, he's cool
>>151171522jesus christ I don't know a single name who the fuck are these people
>>151170900holy cope
>>151171220>She asked him why he was so trash in New England.Speaking of being trash in New England. What happened with Tyquan Thornton? Was he bad? Why does he look so good on the Chiefs?
>>151171650same team that let jakobi meyers go
>>151169321>doyers fagEveryone knows that the Mariners are the only good guys this year
>>151171650>Why does he look so good on the Chiefs?Does he?
>>151171429Pedos recognize pedos, bitchknees
>Mark Sanchez's replacement for the broadcast is Greg McElroy, the same guy that replaced him on the JetsLmao. Imagine getting cucked by the same guy twice.
>>151171661>jakobi meyersHe made such a huge mistake that a wiki article was made for ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunatic_Lateralhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L4xWutzPKw
I don't really see a team that's better than the Iggles, I think they'll repeat
>>151171180You're missing the point of such stunts
>>151171764He was their best WR until Worthy came back. He's now a legit deep threat for them. I think he leads them in receptions and TDs.
>>151171522Saints won't get the first pick. They're still actually trying. It'll be the tits without a doubt.
>>151171624>Deflecting via a singular questionable exampleI accept your concession.
>>151171792the Iggles are more than capable of beating the Iggles thank you very much
>>151171529I shouted CHARLIE'S IN A BOX when my team was asking for silence
Herbert knew something wasn't right with Sanchez
>>151171802He shouldn't have killed himself but they also shouldn't have blamed him for the accident. Shit like this is why I have a dashcam.
On December 28th, the Bills will get their revenge against the Eagles.
>>151171905That whole thing was just a disappointment. I was hoping migatards would go nuts with reprisals but instead they took the moral high road like faggots. It's like watching your team draft a WR when they need an entire new offensive line. Just infuriating.
>>151171974The owl will be razorcakes-niggles and I'm calling it now.
>>151172048and he has resigned himself to wasting away in Cleveland he will hop onto another team to ring chase and will be well out of his prime to contribute at that point
>>151171802Cops are out of control since January hope you like the taste of trojan horse. Heh are you making america great again son or our regularly scheduled corporate dystopia?
>>151171529based
>>151172126I'm sure he doesn't give a single fuck because he's making enough money his kids kids kids won't have to work. I don't blame any player for taking a fat check to stick around with a retarded team.
>>151172122Post her butt
>>151172175Nigs getting fucked by cops isn't exactly new libtard. You sound like you just discovered the west coast offense and think dink and dunk passes are a new thing.
>>151171905You are extremely based
Is his announcing career over?
>>151171965>>151172175It's just sad. There's a police cam video where they go to his house making him sign a false report which led to his guilty charge.
I am a Washington Commandies fan.I do NOT want Jayden Daniels to play tomorrow.
what was /spee/ reaction to this arab taking smith job?
>>151172433He's African American and a civil rights pioneer
How have we already run out of NFL topics? Is it because every team is shitty and the best teams are frauds for beating bad teams?
Mcafee deleted his mark sanchez tweet guys
>>151172361Undoubtedly. He tried to fight an old man because of how he was parked, while drunk, then got stabbed like a cuck retard. Everybody will hate him and nobody will respect him. He's done. >>151172377You'd think being black he'd have learned how to fuck the cops back from a young age. Must've been one of those new groids that think the system doesn't still hate them. Knowing how to fuck pigs to death is essential knowledge for any American, especially football players since most cops are the kids that got bullied.
>>1511692593.5 more years
>>151172559what did it say
>>151172559MacAffee is a faggot like all clots players, he is to be disregarded and derided at all times. >>151172463He's a grifter no different from Sharpton and I don't blame him for it at all. Making society worse while profiting is the goal of all Americans.>>151172517Basically, yes. This season sucks ass. At least until Patty Cuckatini gets Theismanned.
>>151172630that you touch yourself at night
>>151172408Fuk u
Bears make the playoffs
>>151172433he was treated like a retard but smith didn't get much sympathy because he was still seen as a lucky fraud
>>151172517Injuries have crushed this season. Plus there just isnt a lot of teams worth watching outside of your own.Mid 2000's to late 2010's was the golden age of high quality games, teams, and HoF QBs. We didnt know how good we had it back then now we have to suffer through meme QB slop.Just look at all the """Prime Time"""" games coming up.Fucking pukeola
>>151172816no I do that at daytime fake news
>>151172433/sp/ has always doubted the 49ers so they thought Alex Smith was holding the 49ers back and they immediately switched to saying Kaepernick was holding the 49ers back.
>>151171429what kind of fag follows mahomes brother on social media? you some kind of dick sucker?
>bustin actually doing something smarti'm legit surprised
>>151173016I feel like that just means he knows he's not good at football.
>>151173016That's smart af desu
>>151173016he learned it from Ocho
>>151173016i didn't know until recently how bad an investment jewelry is. you'll be lucky to get 25% of what you paid for it
>>151173016>$50 million dollarWho does think he is Chelsea Clinton?
>>151173016if you like twitter so much why don't you fuck off back to it
>>151173093you mean you wouldn't pay 400k to make a diamond grill for your teeth???
>lost to shit ass UCLAany drew allar hype is OFFICIALLY dead
>>151173093Jewelry isn't an investment. It's just a little treat for yourself. The fact that it's so easy to steal should've been your first red flag.
/nfl/ - Twitter and Instagram screenshots
>>151173016does he realize jewelry holds its value (or even goes up, as of recently)?
>>151173162Yeah well schefter doesnt break news here
>>151173158[Rhythmic slapping continues]
>>151170091spoopy
>>151173228Gold is the only thing worth any investment in any jewelry. Jewelry per se is overpriced "art"
>>151173169he deserved it
>>151173278it's been thirteen (13) yearsfucking stop already
>>151170547literally 1-1 vs my qb and Squirts is spiritually 0-2 desu
>>151173016Thanks for the daily dovslop
>>151173169who?
>>151173444That's what that supple teenage boy said while Joe Paterno fingered him
>>151173444>fucking stop alreadyJerry Sandusky didn't stop.
>>151173491kek
>>151173548The rhythmic slapping echoes through eternity
>>151173491Lol
>>151173548take it up with him, not me
>>151173643>>151173588>>151173491>>151173441>reddittranny
You guys mind posting some more dovkino?
>literally TWO (2) watchable games tomorrow
>>151173727cringe>>151173643based
kwab
>>151168805imagine if japanese cared about football
>>151173750>Josh Allen seen with Hawk Tua girl after a 91% completion percent performance
>>151173823Burrow was in his batcave training like a schizo meanwhile CJ Stroud is in Japan playing touchbutt with the Japs and you wonder why Burrow is an MVP and why Stroud is playing like shit.
>>151173759Please don't watch my Redskins. I don't like the attention
>>151173910I thought they were both injured.
Hey kiwi fag fuck you
Ohtani is about to save the Dodgers in 1 minute.
>>151174052What does that have to do with football?
>>151173952Yeah don't look up who their native population are.
Imagine if we Indians cared about football
>>151173952His preference for anal sex from black gentlemen isn't helping things.
>>151174066What does the rest of this shitty thread have to do with football? At least it's /sp/.
>>151174052Wrong thread schizoAnd he just struck out again
based Greta stands with the Ramily in our hour of darkness
>>151174089>Btw I'm a Broncos fan.
>>151173759Chargers Commies and who else? Broncos Iggles? The bronkeks suck massive dick.
>>151174073Why doesn't this logic of yours apply to, lets say, nordic countries?
>>151174237There's no shower on that flotilla. Her pussy hasn't been cleaned in weeks. Imagine the smell radiating from her smol autistic body.
>>151174237Kroenke paying literally anyone to cosplay as a Rams fan now
The Cowboys are going to the superb owl, and the jannies and mods here should kill themselves. No fun allowed faggot kikes the lot of them. I could just keep ip hopping and shit up the whole board to spite them, but instead I'll just remind them they do this for free and anyone that wants to know can find out who they are. Undisputed KWABOTY's the lot of them.
>>151174348Not him but whites don't deserve a homeland. Total pinkskin death.
>>151173952whose replacing them? Chinese?
>>151174237She looks like she has the body of a child. I don't understand her appeal.
>>151174237>Takes the longest route on the slowest boats possible lol
>>151174614She has very amply developed breasts you fucking pedophile. If you think that's the body of a child there's something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.
>>151174707She's budding. If those mosquito bites are considered breast then I don't know anything about adult female anatomy.
>>151174707>amply developed breastshave you never seen actual big tits before?
>>151174792Though hers are admittedly small, she has bigger tits than the average East Asian woman. Grown women with small tits exist. She's just natural and doesn't use faggot silicone implants. Those are what actual boobs look like.
>>151173491lel
>>151173952Pretty sure the original inhabitants are brown skinned
>>151174891Milk factory over here
>>151174237>Robert Kraft: OY VEY DELETE THIS NOW! ANTI SEMITISM!!!
>>151174455I am 100% sure there was mod who was a Cowboys fan because I'd always get banned in cowboys primetime game threads and it was obvious when a gamethread got deleted towards the end when they were losing the game. However, he might have left after the hack because I didn't get banned at all in their two prime time games this season
>>151174237She definitely fucks. There's no way someone as famous as her isn't getting fucked.
>>151174964Quite obviously lesbian
>>151168825Age 24: loses to Brady at home in the AFCCGAge 26: loses to Brady in the super Bowl. Scores zero offensive touchdowns. Blown right the fuck outAge 27: loses at home again to Joe Burrow and the BengalsAge 29: blown out in the Super Bowl AGAIN but this time in even more humiliating fashionAge 30: qb of a .500 teamIt sure has been a journey
>>151174964>How dare you!>I should be at school queefing into the toilet
>>151174891Those aren't actual big tits. Silicone slop is gross. Fake tits immediately make me go flaccid because they cannot produce milk and have zero practical function. Unlike you retards, I actually understand WHY big tits are attractive. It's because they're a sign that the woman can nourish your offspring.
>>151174891At a point they become hinderances, unless you have a fetish
>>151174891which is the bigger genetic lottery winner:a guy with a huge cock or a girl with huge tits?
Reddit has better tits discussion.
>>151175021The other edge of that sword is that they were probably molested have BPD and can't raise young at all
>>151175053big tits. they're easily displayed and there's tons of clothes design to accentuate them. no one knows a guy has a big dick unless he's in a speedo
>>151175053Fat cockt. have both
reminder: nick wright is always right
>>151175133>no one knows a guy has a big dick The whole town knows
>>151173952>>151174073>>151174092>>151174510>Be me>The white man>Find island populated by brownoids>Claim ownership of it and endoctrinate the youth in schools that we discovered it first>Bomb other brown countries which forces them to migrate to my country>My white race becomes the minority>Complain that brownoids are ruining everything and campaign against them>Win election and deport brownoids >Have obnoxious and entitled white children who don't know the history of what we did to the brownoids>They shitpost on /sp/
>>151175176your mom != the whole town
>>151175172>goes off on the mediaIs there a name for this phenomenon, where the biggest media says they aren't popular media
>>151175133>No one knows a guy has a big dickYour mom would beg to differ.
>>151175238You don't know women also my mom died last month
LEAVE SHEDEUR ALONG
>>151175176I hate the fashion of zoomers who brought back thigh high shorts for guys with tube socks. I went to buy a pair of khaki/Navy shorts for golfing, and they were all mid thigh, and I was genuinely concerned that my dick head was going to be coming out the pant end.
Is this true?
>>151175275To be fair, he literally cannot stop himself from saying dumb shit
>>151175291Being trans with a giant wiener must be terrible I'm sorry
Isolate this bussyAttack this bussyDouble this bussyBait this bussy
>>151175339Sorry that is not the right order, your bussy lost 3 yards
Is Trevor Lawrence the new Andy Dalton when it comes to being aggressively average?
>>151175215>My white race becomes the minorityAnd that's a good thing
>Tank for a generational QB>He's already a bust before you can even draft him KWAB
here's your cheesesteak bro
>>151175424That is unironically good food once you put it in the microwave.
>>151174237Why do autists start going through puberty in their 20’s?
>>151175411He's another bortles
>>151175411He's on the Jags so we actually have no idea how good he is. If he gets released and goes to San Francisco or Minnesota he might have a magical career resurgence
>>151175411TLaw is well below average. Well below Bo Nix at this point.
>>151175527Because aging is dysgenic
>>151174891Fake tits are a huge turn off and a massive red flag that shows that the woman is vain and narcissistic. Avoid at all costs.
>>151175468>that'll be $25 pleaset-thanks Trump, MAHA amritie? :(
>>151175172I wonder if he'll ever get over the personal twitter beef he has with lamar.>>151175246First Things First is only popular on FS1. Nick Wright doesn't have a 50M deal like Stephen A Smith.
A special Olympian with Down syndrome who played center or kicker for an NFL team would probably be a hall of famerI’m unironically not trying to be funny here
>>151175411Joe burrow is the new Andy dalton when it comes to being aggressively average
>>151175468I would unironically still eat this. >>151175431You're acting like Dylan Raiola isn't going to be available in 2027. Also, nobody serious was begging for Arch. I've been telling people that wanting him was fucking retarded. I will now go back to never thinking about your team whatsoever.
Lol?
>>151175215
>>151175604The last anon to talk about stephen a smith was 12 years ago
>>151175602I know you love Trump but he doesn't deserve credit for this culinary masterpiece. This is the work of the British.
>>151175172then why do I have this picture
>>151175602Nope, it's not grass fed beef.
>>151175624>Dylan RaiolaYou think this faggot is gonna save the saints?
>>151175674Oh, my bad. Looks like his daily dinner.
So this won't be his lasting legacy?
>>151175613Center is the most intellectually demanding position in the NFL outside of QB
>>151175750There are some pretty bright downies out there to be fair.
Mutthomo WILL get theismanned before the season is out. Cap it.
>>151175706I don't think, I KNOW that GODiola is going to be the SAVOIR of my franchise. What an absolute BLESSING it will be to FINALLY have a real BONAFIDE FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK for MY TEAM. Amen.
>>151175785
>>151175014>Brady in his prime went a decade without winning since he couldn't beat his peers, but stayed in the league for so long all his peers finally slowed down or retired which allowed him to ringpad against newborn babies who didn't know how to read defenses.
>>151175750It's really not that demanding. You just read the defense and figure out what gaps are likely to be blitzed. A downie that was actually trying could figure it out. Offensive line isn't that hard a position to play, it's mostly just figuring out how to best false start without it getting called a penalty.
>>151175817>i lived long enough to witness the saints be reduced to a poverty franchise KWAB
>>151175983they've literally never not been a poverty franchise. lucking into and arguably wasting drew brees doesn't change that
>>151174964>>151175018>>151174981>She definitely fucks. There's no way someone as famous as her isn't getting fucked.Have you guys ever heard her talk. She's autistic as fuck. She gets obsessed with a topic and can't stop talking about it not unlike the Bo Nix kiwi fanboy. She will also randomly go mute in press conferences since she has social anxiety. There's a high chance she's a virgin.
Imagine a guy with downs just getting the rock and powering through the d-line on 3rd and goal
So Brady really carried the Patriots for 20 years huh
>>151176120Fuck you man t. Tar Heels football fan
>>151176116I feel like you're really overestimating retard strength. Vince would have signed a retarded wrestler 30 years ago if they had this level of athleticism
>>151169259trvke and MIGAs will sneed and cope
>>151176116So...Adrian Peterson?
>>151176156Athletic ability and just powering through the d-line are different
>>151176120It was all Brady and not 2 decades of elite defense that held teams to under 17 points in several playoff games!
>>151176179Still preferable to Kamala
>>151176191Cam Scatteboo, but even more retarded
>>151176221fascinating that as soon as he left the elite defense stopped functioning. thats just a coincidence though
>>151176246>shit is preferable to poop
>>151176246You're responding to an obese nigger that has nothing better to do than shit up a football general on an anime website during a saturday evening
But bill won 2 owls with the giants Youe argument is invalid
>>151176314He wasnt the HC and he had Lawrence Taylor
>>151175604i don't blame nick. he had legit criticisms and lamar's response was LOL UR NOSE BIG & UGLY
>>151175685>if only you knew how good I pretend things areFrfy. Nick is such a homer it's getting absurd
>>151176246Whatever helps you sleep.
>>151176314>coordinator rings
elite quarterbacks like brady enhance the defense because they manage to put together longer drives instead of going 3 and out on every drive and allowing the defense to get gassed but that requires the ability to think holistically and critically instead of regurgitate box scores, which is why retards keep claiming that brady is a defensebabby if anything, his defenses were products of brady.
>>151174891>>151175021>>151175582they're not fake. jadeybabyyxo btw.
>>151176530okay but explain why the Patriots defense won without him when he got injured in his 2nd playoff game
>>151169606"The unnamed combatant reportedly told cops he was making a food delivery when Sanchez told him to leave and that he couldn’t park in an alley.The person claimed Sanchez became aggressive and used pepper spray, causing him to stab Sanchez in self-defense, the outlet reported."
getting both stabbed and arrested that's just good jets football
>>151176652a raider fan would be savvy enough to dodge the cops
>>151176757>If the Iggles lose to the Broncos at home tomorrow expect a major chimpout. The Broncos haven't beaten the Eagles in Philly since Reagan was presidentIs this true /nfl/?
Imagine the chimpout if the Broncos beat the Eagles in Philly
>>151176652>when you're a millionaire and you knock out your staring qb cause he owes you like $80
You aren't going to meme the broncos to a win. Stop it.
>>151176564Wow those are perfect
>browns vs vikings at 9:30am ETI like sleeping in on Sunday though
what?
>>151176969merely a coincidence
>>151172048>>151172126>>151172191Lions were actively trying to get Myles Garrett but the Browns dropped a suitcase of cash in his lap, so he stayed.
>>151176898>meme the broncos to a winBo Nix is a clown but that defense can beat anyone.
>>151175983We've literally always been a poverty franchise. Not sure what you think changed that.
>>151176897that was fucking hilarious. especially when rex signed the dude when he was coaching the bills
>>151176898Yes, I will meme the Broncos to a win
>This millionaire dropped a football playing a meaningless game that has absolutely 0 impact on my life whatsoever? >I'm happy that he took ACCOUNTABILITY for it in the post game presser. What an upstanding young man.
>>151176476Hey remember that time you were caught in this general pretending to be two completely different tripfags to reply to and agree with yourself??That was one of the gayest things I have ever seen a person do and I'm surprised you still show your face around here
I would be pleasantly surprised if the bronkeks upset the iggles. Doubt it though.
>>151175411Shame that Ben Johnson couldn't work out a deal with the Jaguars, as he and Trevor Lawrence were made for each other.
>A man worth $100 million dropped a ball in a televised exhibition of capitalism.>Then told reporters it was his fault.>Truly, we are blessed to witness such character.
>>151176102Autists still like sex, oftentimes too much so
>He dropped a football.>A FOOTBALL.>But when he said “that’s on me” in the postgame? I wept. >Accountability. Redemption. A true American hero.
How we feeling about tomorrow, patsbros?
>>151176156Anon, I...
>>151177355>>151177424>>151177497what is this tard going off about?
>>151177539He's making fun of how redditors think. What he's describing is way more prominent in european soccer leagues from like actual in person fans
>>151177355You act like you're any better than us.
>>151177539This millionaire dropped a football during a game that has absolutely zero impact on my life. I’m just glad he owned up to it afterward. True leadership. Inspiring stuff.
>>151177595is there an NFL player who did this or are you just psychobabbling about things inside your head?
>>151177498Pats will keep it close, but they're not winning. Bills are at home. Only team that's allowed to beat Buffalo in Buffalo is KC.
>>151175879>Brady in his prime went a decade without winningWhen was this?
Money isn't real. Social clout is.
>>151177586This $45 million QB threw his fifth interception of the game but when he said “I gotta be better” at the podium? That’s growth. That’s maturity. That’s what separates men from boys. I'm not crying, you're crying, man.
So now that the Eagles are all but confirmed to lose tomorrow now all that dark energy was unleashed by Penn State and the Phillies. How do they lose it tomorrow do they>A. Have a half where they do nothing and then proceed to do something and lose via a field goal?>B. Jalen Hurts lays a egg and throws one too many picks?>C. They spam the running game that only results in punts at best, or turnovers at worse?>D. The Defense lays the egg and it becomes a outright blowout?>E. All the above?
>>151177084what do the Lions have to do with ring chasing?
:He fumbled, the team lost, and yet somehow after the game… he owned it. We’re witnessing modern heroism, folks. Put that on a plaque.
>>151177660Russell Wilson is a godly man
Stairway to 7 imminent
>>151177629I'm pretty sure several have
It should be 100% legal to challenge a man to an Oklahoma drill to settle a dispute
>>151177814lol little man's wearing a suit
>>151177814Woke nonsense
>>151177645
>>151177735Jokes aside. For how great he was, Adrian Peterson really fumbled way too much. It's honestly insane how his physical dominance overshadows his butterfingers.
>>151177922Put on some pads faggot and meet me outside
>>151177962I'm not menstruating
>>151177987Wrong pads, asshole
>>151177355who the fuck still uses 'jaks in 2026 minus 3 months? shit went out of fashion 3 (three) years ago
>>151178095nah you did
>>151178079I'm sorry for your loss, my butthole doesn't leak either
>>151178138IT WILL
>>151178095You're gonna make the kiwi cry
>>151178095Jaks are eternal. You know what shouldn't be eternal? Being a jerk
>>151177664I pick A, Bob
>>151178150Joe Paterno pls dont
>>151168986Why is Tua a zesty samoan that can't play quarterback?
>>151177944
>>151177539he is busy being based and you are busy being a faggot passive aggressively feigning ignorance of what he is doing
>>151178417you can just say "I'm a based boy!!!! Me me me!!!!!"no real use pretending to be someone else to self-compliment your unfunny spam
>>151178243Joe Paterno wasnt the rapist, just the rape enabler. Get your facts straight, meat
can't believe they discontinued sandusky blitz ice cream
Best ice cream is DQ's Cookie Dough or Oreo blizzard(s). Can't choose. Thoughts?
>>1511769646:30am for me. Waking up when it's still dark to watch some football is so comfy. Favorite part of the regular season desu
>>151177733what does this picture have to do with football?
Marv Levy is still alive. What the fuck?
>>151168868Undocumented immigrants will not be attending the fucking Super Bowl lmao
>>151178782He can't die until the Bills win a Super Bowl.
>>151178723It doesn't. But I have nothing against cute Asian girls.
>>151178782Based
>>151177924Not a decade
>>151178838>morticians hate him! See how man became immortal with one simple trick
>>151178838This nigga is going to live forever
>>151178838a true immortal among us
Drew Allar is still QB1, fuck all of you.
I saw Marshall Faulk today. It was kinda surreal.>not your blogI know.
Eagles better win or someone's dying in philly
>>151175879
Who exactly is this player?
>>151177733
>>151179144Philly is a big enough city that somebody dies there every day regardless of how well the Eagles play.
>>151179133you shake his hand?
>>151179144The Eagles die tomorrow. But hey at least you have to 76ers and the Flyers to look forward too.
>>151179171Shedeur Sanders
I tricked my dog into thinkingI ate his toy duck and he absolutely lost his shit. Started barking at me and jumping around like a retard, then I coughed it back up and he took it and sprinted off to the other room.
>>151179213Nah, I just tried to leave him alone.
How did the Dolphins go from this..
>>151179171Dillon Gabriel
>>151179133Damn that was based. Were you at the Colorado game?
>>151179373Strangely enough it was in St. Louis this morning. I figured he either flied back this afternoon or he's just not at the game right now.
>>151179171Brock Pudy
Allen O' Lantern
>>151179526Why is there a needle sticking out of the straw?
>>151179551It's the razorcakes, what do you expect?
>>151179551You don't want a drink?
>>151179133That's pretty cool anon
I love how Joe Namath has become mythologized for Super Bowl 3 when in reality, it's one of the most boring games I've ever watched in my entire fucking life.
>>151179745Also, Namath went 17/28 for 206 yards, 0 TDs, 0 INTs and basically just managed the game while the Colts kept tripping over themselves like retards.
>>151179745>>151179796Joe Namath is only in the hall of fame because of that game. He's the most undeserving player in the hall.
>>151179745>>151179796Joe Namath is cool as fuck tho
Did any if you guys ever get candy that was tampered with for Halloween? Or actually know anyone that did? They used to set up those airport scanners at the school on Halloween and you could have them check your candy but we never used them, just check everything to make sure it was still sealed. I'm sure some fucking weirdo rubbed his ass or balls on the wrappers but you peel those off so whatever. We always heard stories of razor blades and sewing needles but never once know of it actually happening.Also fuck these early morning games.
>>151171269No.They are specifically not hunting illegals down like dogs (they are) in the streets. Instead they wait until they get arrested for breaking some crime (like usual) and then nab them before some faggot (like you) judge cuts them loose.
>>151179932I remember getting popcorn from a lady who lived down the street that had pills or something in it. I think the lady ended up saying that those were benadryl to put the kids to sleep because the parents would be exhausted after getting home. I have no idea what happened but the police were called and I'm pretty sure she went to jail.
>>151179832What a fucking sleazy loser. I'm surprised nobody kicked his faggot ass.
>Bucs/HawksIs there any other decent game this sunday? It seems like the worse week in the entire season.
>>151180159Commies chargers could be good.
>>151180159The best game already happened.
>>151178469Joe Paterno raped 12 or 15 boys over the course of 2 weeks in 2014
>MAN SHIT MAN, WE'RE BITING OFF KNEECAPS AND SHIT MAN, I'M FUCKING PISSED MAN FUCKING SHIT MAN FUCKWhy does he talk like this?
>>151180247He went to Penn State
Need more cat on the field kinos
>>1511799329/11 made this country paranoid
>>1511789502004 - 2014 is a decade
Edgar ALLEN Poe
>>151180331He went to Texas A&M you fucking liar.
>>151181143He won rings in 2 of those years
checkdown merchant
>>151179832
>>151181566>Systembab
>>151181566checkdown? More like checkmate
>nooo u cant just run your coach’s offense the way it’s supposed to be run
>ummm, did you just... did you REALLY just throw a heckin checkdown?>that's a yikes bro. not sure if you knew this but checkdowns are problematic>you can't just check down to your elite RB who will probably get at least 5 yards. you're supposed force a throw into double coverage in that situation, OK? look, i don't make the rules, that's just how it is>hope this helps!
>BTFO by 69 year old
>>151177423Ben is a lifelong cubs fan, he was waiting for the Chicago job to open up.
>>151181445same gay sex different school
good morning frens! it's 8am and time rise and shine! 8 houirs and 30 minutes until my vikies are playing! cant wait to see you frens in the comfy redzone thread after! i hope you had a good saturday because today is best day of the week because football day
Rams Colts owlPuka mvpRams win off staffy last second td
>>151183501this play unironically won the chiefs the championship that year
>>151183601>can't even beat the 49ers practice squadkek maybe in madden faggot
>>151183508good morning fren, i wish you a good day even if i hope your team embarrasses themselves
>>151183790hehe its ok fren i dont hold it against you
gaygay mcsharty tomorrow (he isn't playing because his bussy injury is taking 500 years to heal)
>>151179932i always wished i'd get some free drugs on halloween as a teen degenerate
>>151183839Did they even bring him on the flight to Europe?
>>151181566 Still baffles me why Shula did not use any press coverage until it was much too late. What made this motherfucker think Mac Jones was gonna throw bombs to bums all day bewilders me>>151183660When we won the ring in 2021 we went an entire month without winning a game, and the Niners swept us. shit happens during the Regular season, Mac balled out like Mayfield did with us to earn his starting spot. Im glad he exposed Purdy for the Busdriver QB i always knew him to be
>>151180247The players love it. I don't make the rules
>>151183934Brady-esque
>>151183839>>151183934what do you frens have against mccarthy? i think he seems like a good kid with good head on his shoulders
>>151177924>without winning>100-29 record
>>151184082nta but i don't hate him, it's his team i don't like. i wish he went somewhere else
>>151184082>what do you frens have against mccarthy?
>>151181612yjk
>>151184082vikings fans on here were very fucking annoying about him this offseason so i find it funny how shit and injury-prone he's looked so far
>>151184104>>151184100oh ok! i support him since he is the qb future of my team and if it doesn't work out it's bye bye jefferson :(
>>151175539The Jags have never had a former QB do better on another team>LeftwichCareer backup>GarrardNever played for another team>Gabbert Career backup>BortlesBackup for a while then retired>MinshewCareer backup
>>151184093the fuck is wrong with tomatoes?
>>151184131he will work out. people are down on him for a rough start but he has a lot of talent, he just needs snaps. he missed his first year in the NFL because of an injury and didn't throw a lot in college because his team was run heavy but he will be good in the NFL eventually
Just so we are clear: we all understand that Purdy wouldnt have won that game on Thursday, right?
>NFCW is so mid that they're just gonna let the niners sleepwalk to a division titletippity top kek
>>151184214purdy has better arm but mac has bigger heart
>>151184275Bananers
>>151184165He thinks nightshade vegetables arent anti inflammatory enough
>>151184406
>>151184275Why was he monkeymaxxing on the sideline? Did anyone find out?
>>151184466he was crampinghttps://youtu.be/LdGai72Tt8Y?si=kfmjlVrebbveVRCd
>>151184478Kino. Im gonna try banana next time i get a cramp
someone post the webm of mac jones dry heaving
>>151184466potassium helps with cramps fren
he's shit
>>151184600i'm so glad my Lionies ended up with Monty and da burrs got Shitft
potassium helps with bussy fren
Mark Sanchez’s last name is Sanchez, which means he’s a Mexican. He’s definitely getting deported.
>>151184724fairly certain that only illegals/criminals get deported fren and i dont see why that's a bad thing...
>>151183990>Still baffles me why Shula did not use any press coverage until it was much too late.Because coaches are given the scripts of what they are allowed to do before the games and plan accordingly. Every bizarre headscratching decision is a league move
>>151184165Icky and tasteless now that they're all gmos
>>151184082theyre betting their entire franchise on this one guy and hes an obvious bust
>>151168868>think illegals can afford superbowl ticketsGoddamn redhats are fucking retarded
>>151184876me and my brother grow our own!
>>151183501That has to be a top 5 of all time defensive play.
>>151185201i'm sorry fren but no because it's only a regular season game with no important ramifications
>roommate asked "how do we watch Broncos/Eagles and Giants/Saints at the same time"Gonna have to find another HDMI cable and TV for this fucker
>>151185224I thought that happened in the AFC championship.
>>151185243Learn how to find free sports streams.Learn how to setup a dual monitor.Learn how to stop being a noob.
>>151185250yes you are correct. i was brainfarting and was thinking about the niners-rams game for some reason
>>151185314New>>151185314In a few
Got to beat the other team
I hate the packers
Gonna be a No from me chud
>>151170887if only he could throw a football. if your throwing motion is dogshit at least hit one of your teammates instead of your opponents. rivers made a career out of it. an almost excellent career.or made faggy glasses commercials, do what makes you happy.
We love LAWe love our Rams
LolLmao even
>>151185314>>151185314
>>151185271I'm not swimming in HDMI cables and screens, anon
>>151184687king poles never fails to fail