Lindros editionprevious >>151524755
Based sweden making the americhuds shit and piss themselves
gay thread
gayer thread>>151493395
>>151528372Hey guys what is this 1993 number I keep hearing about? Is it something significant in Can'tnada like 51 and 0/204?
scaaaaaaaaaaartie game
my avies!!!! :Dnecas with a LAZER!
Necas finna get paid
these espn announcers are straight trash, 2 min warning and other sayings from other sports sprinkled throughout the telecast.
My flames play tomorrow!!!
>>151528475the play has always been to mute the tv and sync up a radio feed instead
My penguins ):
my stars :(im officially panicking
>>151528489my blues played tonight :)they lost though :(
>>151528489Are we at his first stage of retard and thats why he's been so bad?Or are we at the last stage of retardation and he's just going to always be bad now?
When will they win a fucking game
>>151528489first flames game im gonna miss because of a stupid job interview for something im not even qualified for
OT in Utah
Edmonton
>>151528531>mackinnon turns it over and it ends instantly
>>151528514Least they lost in style (sexy jerseys and logo)
scaaaaaaaaaar mamoth win
well at least the Avs got a point
MAMMOTH WIN
>>151528530>falling for the job jew
>>151528525We are between him signing for 7 years and winning the cup
Didn't Guenther used to be named Walter?
>>151528530Good luck on the interview regardless bud
>>151528563thanks bro its good practice anyway
>>151528528no
holy fuck this brownie/cookie gimmick from dominos is delicious and i'm not a big sweets guy.also good job to utah but i wish you won in reg desu
>>151528528When they play my flames
>>151528489
>>151528604yeah, dominos brookie hits hard. there’s some fucking voodoo in that shit.speaking of voodoo, wtf is this captcha?
>>151528610habsbros were classy enough to clap for my flames when we won the cup in the montreal forum
>>151528622you on incogs? that shit is cancer with the dots
Alright so the real answer is Utah is a "new" franchise and this is their first national broadcast game as the mammoth and so Toronto wants to hype them up with a win on national tv. It explains the absolute horseshit "offsides", the 20 minute handjob they gave the owner, and why Utah somehow "wins" this game. I don't typically go tinfoil hat, but after that disallowed goal, it's impossible to see any other reasonable explanation as to why that goal was "no good."
>>151528624of course my good sirjust too much /hoc/gary generals for my liking (real-gary blessed us with 32 teams)as we say in the eastmarchand licks you but hate youi kick you in the nuts but i love youuuuu
That was some incredible bullshit. Between telling us how Utah’s best feature is their airport, spending the second giving the owner a handy, describing the chickens, and inventing new offsides? Oof. What a night.I hate going there. Utah is seriously weird vibes, friends.
>>151528670mammoths give me the icks too
>>151528665banter is the main reason hockey is fun
wait is is it true dallas have lost 3 in a row and got raped by the jackies?dylan wya bud
slopdown was cancelled
wait are you telling me xhe's an aew tranny too.oh my god you can't make this shit up KEK
I've been watching hockey for 40 years. I have never seen a call like that before. The Avs should formally protest with the league.
I can cancel tusky
sportsnet coverage of the nhl is unironically so shitwhy does ron maclean still even have a job
Huomenta>laffs
Why is seriously every game against that team (even when they were the Yotes) so weird and we never look like ourselves?
>mcdavid >27th in pointsIs it over?
kwab
>>151528829
Is wolf finally being exposed for being to smol
That anon yesterday was right about the broship sweep.
>>151528857I look like that sa-.... I look like that.
>>151528865Nah he bounced back after having an off day
>>151528880haitian /hoc/
only shit teams until saturday
>>151528886There is more soul in this than 25 or so of the current 'chel teams.
>>151528898dont confuse sovl with seasoning euro-anon
>>151528912Thirdies has sovl THO.
>>151528898crazy how this flag isnt swede
/hoc/ is the one thread in all of /sp/ that has zero idea what sovl is. i saw a nigga claim that the utah team was sovl. with that logo and that singular name. PLASTIC
just took a coiling nicolas roy
>>151528886How many of them are you inviting to live at your house?
>>151528932its certainly not /cric/
>>151528932you need to be 18 to use this web zone
exactly 16/32 teams have sovl
>>151528944meh the quebec born ones
>>151528932this gigafag i know wore a dhgate utah cooley jersey the other day
>>151528950might be the worst bait i've seen here in a while
>>151528954We dont talk in the third person here
>>151528950>budfalo saars> winnipeggers
>>151528950move buffalo sens and jets and its an ok list
>>151528966being outnumbered in your own arena by away fans is not sovl
>>151528966tiktok famous craps go down
>waaaaaaaaahbut I have to admit it was wholesome
>>151528957true
>>151528970i respect the caps even though i hate that faggot wilson. they quite literally started at the bottom, with the worst nhl record of all time in their first season. and it was the gritty 70s which adds to the sovl
So playoff points DO count toward regular season totals, and vice versa
>>151528975cool it with the anti-canadianism
The Capitals are trash. Reminder that their pity cup came from beating a literal expansion team.
>>151528372Boomer here, he was the closest thing to Mario with out the injuries
>>151528968Anyone who is still a buffalo fan is a real fan. Probably the most soulful fanbase around, not a single bandwagoner amongst them.
>>151528986the montreal expos
>>151528991nope sorry, geographical position is not enough to be sovl.
>>151529000I didn't say anything about geographical position
>>151529000wasted poststill checked
>>151529009you implied it because losing and being close to canada doesnt mean you have sovl
>>151529024retard
VGK dynasty loading ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
I have personally never lost a single contest of any kind against a canadian
>>151529035nah vgk is on the >yotes>sh0rks>picrelpath
https://youtu.be/qsQPPbuokOM?t=3224sovl.
>>151529035trvke
>>151529050standings oh and 1993
Damn I thought the islanders first overall was a bust bud won this guy is legit
bud did not 1
>>151529083Check his points dude is sick nasty
The upside of losing every game is that the only ones still watching are real fans. There’s sovl in being shit
>>1515289501/10 bait. Literally have the SOVL/NOT SOVL boxes in the wrong spots
>>151529100Real SOVL is having season tickets to minor league teams like the AHL or ECHL
>>151528947okay ive never been ill give you that
>>151529105morning diego! trabajo today?
Totally. Agree 100%.
Going bankrupt and restructuring your entire team is sovl
>>151529105shit bait
>>151528979*
How many of you unironically follow Insane Clown Posse?
>>151529140dwon with da clown until im in the ground
How come noone likes the sens? Even the jets are more relevant
>>151529140nah but almost fucked a juggalette once. she backed down bc she was seeing someone. instead we just layed around naked and watched an american werewolf in london
low key the laffs got mogged hard as fuck here when someone else is wearing their jersey and still winning
>>151529151not many people in the ottawa market. and they want teams in made up cities no one has ever heard of like quebec city lol.
Anyone else follow kingassripper?
>>151529151ottawa-gatineau region has a 1-1.2 million population50% cheer for the >laffs 50% of them cheer for the jabsso its a business-wise very small market
In every game I watch the stadium is nearly full. I'm sure most teams could use with extending their stadiums for more seats.
auschwitz-birkenau region
>>151529117Ahmed your bait is so weak I would have thought it was a falafal
Imagine what the mood is in the flames locker room. They heard they were cup contenders all off-season and this is the results.
>>151529169in french we say ottawa-gatineaustill a bigger market than jestsflimssoilersthe quebec city ouraganstuuggg upsboltskitties
>>151529175yo no puede senor...como estas? bien? ¡olé el stars del dallas!
>>151529183it's a flames world and we're just living in it
>>151529168Problem is if you extend it too much you can't see anymore. People won't pay
>>151529183they must feel absolutely guttered
watched a spooky video about the vastness of space. need to find something more fun to watch now
>>151529193Grown ahhh man crying
>>151529183They remain cup contenders tho
>>151529192Allahu Akbar Mashallah Bismillah Takbeer
Do they stop the games in Sweden to pray towards Mecca as is customary in Muslim countries?
>>151529197here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0h4hrX-C4
>activate the seething tranny.
>>151529209During the breaks we all fart in America's direction
>>151529155P. Diddy was a Leafs fan? This is not a good look.
I think Americans would fall in love with Mississauga
I’ve been to Sweden they don’t care about the nhl the way we do
>>151529197https://youtu.be/hIftYeL_RaI?si=GMneQAIqDjN4uqe8
>>151529216>Moshe I don't care if he's a Muslim, trannies pay top dollar when they're mad
>>151529220diddy surely would've been a rags fan
>>151529217Based 51st state hater
cool it
>>151529240KWAB
>>151529225Because people can't even watch it live, at best people just read news and watch the playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k
>>151529248fucking based
i wouldnt be surprised if hoob and kadri were already giving wolf some long stares in the dressing room. it has to be clear by know to the players who is costing them the games.
>>151529287grim
>>151529274probably staring at his dumper, i know i would be
>canadians
>attackers>guardiansfrench is silly huh
I wonder why France doesn't like hockey as much as Quebec
>>151529324probably because they don't have thousands of lakes and ponds that freeze every year
Only Vegas has a positive goal differential in the Pacific.
>>151529335what about this bigass water right here??
>>151529371It's because of all the thousands of lakes and ponds that freeze in Las Vegas every year
>>151529382>bay of bis gay>arse canyon
>>151529382my grandma said she used to skate on the ocean when it froze (Nova Scotia)
>>151529395your grandma sounds like a dumb bitch
>>151529421holy RUDE alert
>>151529421Nah i guess it would freeze in the coves
>>151529382when you have ice that big you play bandy
Post some funny pics, I lost my collection
>>151529450
>>151529450feel free to post this all the time!
>>151529477the day mitch1
>>151529477>>151529505Hey mitch how was forced rehab?
>>151529527hey trb thoughts on your loss to mitch?
>>151529530Back on the sauce already? What has it been? 2 hours?
>>151529537kek you know trb is sweating through his sobriety when he randomly throws out rehab as an insult
>>151529382pretty sure those are some of the deepest waters in europe
>nobody mentions mitch for 21 days>nobody spams mitch1 for 21 days>nobody posts that stupid trb lost image for 21 days>the second anon gets our of his 21 day forced rehab the mitch spam starts againIt was a nice 21 days.
trb b bubblin'
trb looking at the beer in his fridge
>>151529571>gets our
>>151529580kek 2true
>>151529571>It was a nice 21 days.so just report him again until he goes away again
>>151529611the only reason he went away was because he was forced in to drug rehab
bud + 1 = trb
>>151529620there's more than one way to skin a schizo
>>151529639>onereminds me of what mitch did
>>151529571raped bitch
Did you know that at least one player who has played with Jaromir Jagr has won the Stanley Cup every single season since 1980?
now that nhl24all turned to absolute shit with their low ass quality vods, what's the best place to watch the game replays day after?
>>151529842Your memory from watching the game
>>151529842nhl.com always has game highlights after the games
>>151529861i don't want highlightsi want full matches
>>151529865You can torrent from https://rutracker.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=259
>>151529861Anyone know how to ytdl from nhl.com
>>151529923Why would you download highlights from nhl.com when you can download the exact same highlights from youtube?
>>151529951Idk sometimes i see clips on nhl.com and id be convenient to download it directly there instead of searching for it elsewhere
>>151529874Wow
>>151530173what is it, I didn't want to click the link for fear of keylogger/trojan/gary
>>151530183Retard.
Huomenta
>>151530492this was the moment he found his new fetish
Dropping a sticky yet creamy marner
>only 3 games today>they're all at the same time
>>151528372>>151528395>151528444151528489>>151529951>>151530389>151530492>>151529842>*Crawls onto your lap and cuddles up to you.*>*Pinches your cheeks, stretching your face to the sides.*>*Nuzzles your chest while cuddled up to you, occasionally looking up at you with a wide eyed expression*
Dont you me ever again
Another awful day on earth
>>151530744
Who will be the first team to lose to the Sharks?
>>151530890I know my Rangers can beat them
>>151530685And they’re all SHIT Thank you Gary
>>151530890>laffs
>>151530818
I dare any of you to stand up for wyna liu today, what an abomination of a puzzle
>>151530913Can we even get bronze?
It's time for this.
>>151531043> I’m not sure what our best forward arrangement is but I’m pretty sure this isn’t it.
>>151531043ok chicken little
>>151531015I only play during my morning work meetings so I'll let you know in about 2 hours
But I wanted to go :(
I thought the stars were supposed to be good
>>151531043>lose your greatest ever player for free>don't replace him>expect to somehow now be better and tougher?I don't know what the >laffs were thinking quite honestly
>>151531043>It's time for this.No it isn't >laffs window is wide open.
These teams are in panic mode, right?
>>151531138>>laffs were thinkingNot for 70 years, anon.
There is a traveling lactating Albertan in town this week .Might go see her to help with no fap
>>151531147these are the same bozos that traded a second round pick for an oft-injured 4th line plug naked Scott Laughton
>>151531142The only surprising name on the list is Tampa. I didn’t think they were that washed
>>151531205Shows how much you know. The pick wasn't even the best part of that deal. Grebenkin is showing some promise
>>151531205Naked skate?
>>151531188how kind of you
Stars bros... Was Duchene carrying the entire team?
dylan existential crisis kwab
>>151531260Based! Then we’ll have a sauna shower session
Mammoth are making playoffs. Gary has willed it
>>151531404out in first round, gary has no interest visiting utah
>>151531433But they have such nice facilities
>>151531437cope gary doesn't like it any place that doesn't meet the critera>sunny and warm>or>lots of jews and italians
Montambeault in net tonight? Can someone confirm?
>laffs
>climate pledge arena
>discount finnish randy
>>151531454What a lame name
>>151531450literally no other canadian city has this problem
>>151531138>get a bunch of grinders to protect your goalie>goalie getting run over now more than before>laffs
>>151531450Will /mlb/ fags discount the jays world series by saying the team is full of Americans and thus meaning america wins ?
>(you)
>>151531138you put waaaaay too much stock in a guy synonymous with shit
>>151531450Raptors > Blue Jays > Laffs
>shorks
>>151531244are you trying to tell me the laffs not only gave up a second rounder, they gave up a legit prospect as well? for a plug?
im so tired and the habs game starts at 9:30
>>151531642yup
>>151531642>gave up a second rounderwrong, top 10 protected First Rounder and a legit prospect
>>151531677That's a lie! My laffs would never do that! Harumph!
cape breton's own
>>151531677If he played last night they would have won
good morning /hoc/my dabres will lose to the wongs today :(
>>151529287this is real?
the habs have no idea what theyre in for. rumor has it the flames are heating up as we speak
>shit player for retards becomes available >canes: gotta have him
>>151531797>https://www.yardbarker.com/nhl/articles/emergence_of_leafs_forward_helps_ease_the_departure_of_fan_favorite_nikita_grebenkin/s1_17430_41892176>"The team recently signed Borya Valis, a 20-year old forward who offers both offensive and defensive upside and a very intriguing prospect in the system. However, his signing may have the added benefit of replacing Grebenkin while giving Toronto the 3C they needed">Toronto should love Valis as much as they do Grebenkin, as he provides not only more offensive upside, but is all-in with helping the team, by any means necessary
>>151528444this hurts more than it should
>>151531866It has to be pretty telling when 3 of the biggest names in the league end up telling you to go away within a year.
>>151531677>legit prospect
>>151531866>>151531954canesies sisters, how do we get star players to embrace eating cock?
>>151531384>team is named stars>their gimmick is relying on star players to winReally Gary?
>>151532022I'm sorry but do you need to remind you I am speaking about the Flyers?
>18 year old is by far your best dman>rest of D except for his pair partner are worst performers but are all negative team D except for the kid>goalie coach is kill
>>151532088ah, the roster is so shit that even a shit prospect is legit
>>151531142Flameschads don't care about concepts like "winning" or "losing". You are like cavemen to them
OUR jaysies:) finna win dat eries
>>151528444What’s the 0/204
>Cousins named the franchise the Flames in homage to the burning of Atlanta by United States Army General William Sherman during the American Civil War.What the hell
>>151532193
>>151532128a flawed number
>>151528444Edmonton or Calgary will win once Alberta secedes.
>>151532224so never
>>151532193Sherman had the right idea.
wengz
>>151532119because we knew the team is shit and this years draft class is great so it makes sense to lose on purpose which is what the flames are doing. backlund will retire knowing he set the flames up for a dynasty. that will be his legacy.
>>151532254>winger projected 1st overall>great draft
The Flames might not lose again this season
>>151532254>his legacyreminds me of when dylan said pavfellski's legacy will be mentoring that literal who kid that busted kwab
Wolf for Askarov who says no
>>151532263you might not be called a retard for the rest of the season, retard
>>151532283*drops gloves*
Why has Gary not added KHL-style ice girls to the NHL? Does he think we don't want that or something?>support your local gymnastics team, Gary, come on... do it...
How old do you think you will be when hear the news that Sidney Crosby died and how will this make you feel looking back on watching him play hockey?
I don't enjoy the thread when trb is posting and for this reason: I'm out
>>151532254>muh trick shot zoomie superstarLmao more like setting the Flames up to be the neo-Soilers.
>>151532352first off gary hates the flames so thats probably not gonna happen sadly. but a kid like ivar stenberg could make the future of the flames and tre kronor
>shit playerkek, someone is boilin' about the loss last night.
>>151532344this is a 40+ alcoholic general kid, none of us will have to worry about that
>>1515322302026
>Not allowed to play the puck out of the attacking zone during overtime in the regular seasonYeah let's add a bunch of retarded rules to Swedish hockey so they learn the wrong thing and can't play properly internationally
>>151532344Syd will outlive every last person in this thread and die a famous, wealthy centenarian>like Betty White(F) and Dick Van Dyke(he's still fucking alive, can you believe that? I can't; him and Willie Nelson )
>>151532423that's not how he spells his name you fucking retard
>>151532438>Captain Spellcheck, Internet Commando fine me
you'd imagine if you actually watched hockey you could spell the name of the best and most marketed player of the last twenty years
>>151532117>laffs
raped retard getting defensive over being retarded. just like when he was adamant about playoff goals counting towards a regular season record
>>151532344He’s been synonymous with hockey since I started watching. I hope he has kids soon
>>151532410Didn't they already want to change it so that the rule don't apply if they accidentality play the puck out?3 on 3 OT is already meme tier but this would make it farcical.
>>151532541Yeah, here's hoping
>>151532515Scott Laughton?
>>151532601yep
>>151532601Cydnei Crispi, star captain of Pttland Pangaloons
>>151532515Gareth Buttman?
thoughts?
>Barry Bruce Gettman
>>151532570All I know is a bad pass doesn't count as accidental, only dropping it due to getting checked or missing a shot
>>151532653This looks precisely as I thought it would look
>>151532653No Cups ever.
>>151532653No wonder the ducks suck
>>151532224Once they join as the 51st and it would be an American cup win, Gary will allow it
>>151532653team canada >habsteam u.s.a >ducksteam europe >mild
>>151532263The Flames might not win again this season
>>151532128Number of chances for Canada to win a Stanley Cup. 204 Canadian teams have made the playoffs since 1993
>>151532321Girls are problematic unless they’re coaches or reffies or part of an interracial fan couple
>>151532653imagine a 70s canadian seeing this
>Check stats>See picrelwhy is there a Flyer Goalie at the top of anything but the awful scale?
>>151532746>The Flames might not win ever again.Fify
>>151532400doesnt your government need to be open to do business like succession
>>151532653Nucks is a European team, this is known
>>151532766We had a female ref in my team's AHL game the other day. The players were on their best behavior. Anytime they had a complaint they chewed out the male ref
>he has to cheer for an American team to feel like >he is winningkek
>>151528950based list that I agree with 100%
>>151532653My wings need more canadians
>>151532790>hue hue hue ur gubernut is shut down. g-got 'em!Canadian humor everyone...
Anyone see the movie draft day? They should make a sequel but it’s the flames drafting flames fan mckenna
>>151532790No
Tom Wilson did what 4 other men have done and gave filip chytil another concussion
>>151532736>Quebec, where they speak Canadian French>Southern California, where they speak American Spanish and I imagine some Portuguese>Minnesota, don't ya know sounds about right, yeah
>>151532748>>151532815haha gotem
>>151532793Last AHL game I went to had an all female crew as a part of some thing to explicitly have women so I never went to another game
>>151532816
>>151532748retard math
>>151532321keep women away from hockey they're puckbunnies for a reason
>>151532772I think he'd be surprised that there are 22 extra teams now
>>151532803no
>>1515328371 9 9 3
>>151532862yeah he'd be in shock keki wonder how he would feel about gary
>>151532790>but doesn't your criminal government have to--No, they can do whatever they like, and try to stop them, I dare you, they have nukes>No, don't, they'll slaughter us all, and I really wanted to watch this season before the end of the world gets here
Imagine watching hockey in the 60s you’d never know a team in Vegas could exist and achieve milly
>>151532803they need Russians
>>151532899Are you enjoying the red wings success so far lad?
>wooden sticks>no helmets>no brown people or women>no sunbelt>big ass cars>golden oldiessounds based
>>151532929It doesn't seem real. I'm perplexed, but a decade in the hole will do that to you
>new Calgary mayor says arena deal is offRelocation imminent
>>151532936cool haircuts too and nobody bought jerseys, many wore suits to the game
Is this what happens when a tendie calls out their own team?
montreal-calgary
>>151532958to Lethbridge? but where will the Canes go?
>>151532895I'm sure he'd feel the need to kill him
>>151532967Holy moly, this is just as bad as the 1:1 of Dostal and Crosby last year
In a surprise shock replacing marner with a bunch of 4th liners didn’t work.
>mfw puck finally drops for my habbies tonight
>>151532967oh, toronto and their goalies...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q9a4_gF3Y8
>>151532967yeah they sucked last night, you can tell they hate berubes system and they refuse to work in to offensive zone.... I've already branded them coach killers and they're my favorite team ever in anything just disappointing imo
>>151532936Take me back to the 20th century
>>151531677this is photoshopped
They should remake Miracle but it's about the Flames winning a single regular season game
>>151532803THey need to catch more local talent.
>>151533054>yeah they sucked last nightLast night? Laffs have sucked for 70 years.
>>151533095you've sucked for like 39 years I'm sure your wife and kids still love you
>>151533077>if we played 'em 82 times they might win 81. BUT NOT THIS GAME. NOT TONIGHT
>after being out due to hip surgery, Engvall had successful ankle surgery yesterday and will miss the rest of the seasonDarche is abusing this man
>>1515331071967
Your Mother sucks really good, and I love her
>Your Mother sucks really good, and I love her
>>1515331261812
>>151533110Jen
>>151532837Then maybe we should look at the number of rounds 1s that had greater than 1/8 Canadian teams by proportion, but that's too complicated for memes
>>1515332601813
Kinda weird how all these older players with big contracts get these weird injuries and get LTIR'd...
>>151533260That was the British. Canada is a post-national country.
>Queefe rapes laffsWas it good for you?
Holy shit HE SCORED HIS FIRST GOAL of the season yesterday!!Why wasn't /hoc/ going crazy??
>>151533260>y-yeah but the british!!!!kwacanacuck
>>151533322Natives and the army of upper Canada kicked the yanks out while the Brits were still busy with nepoleon. Even took Detroit without losing a man
>>151533327>>Queefe rapes laffs>american army rapes tuhronnaWhy do they like to be raped?
>>151533368You should have kept it
>>151533425War crimes against York are the only proud thing you people have from the whole war
>>151533329
>>151533459Canada has never done anything consequential. You’re like a western version of India rapidly fluctuating between self importance and abject rage when no one gives a shit about you 1993
>>151533329/hoc/ has accepted that he’s a bust
>>151533530Who isn't?
>>151533545I'm not
>>151533506>no one gives a shit aboutBut (You) <3
>>151532263I think so too, flames are pretty clearly heating up. I think today everything aligns.
>>151533545Jack Eichel
grrrrrr I just hate Canadians so much grrrrrr
>>151533591calm down trb
>>151533591hey watch it buddy
>>151533562I’m a 28 year old in the AHL
>>151533610Goon?
Been eating like a fat fuck and am somehow losing weight. I hope it's cancer
>>151532837I don't respect anybody's opinion that has never seen their team lift a Stan Lee in HD
>>151533640be a better friend to yourself. why fuck around. it's your health
>>151533629No I have a gf
>>151533669Canada doesn't compete for the Stanley Cup its a league not a national tournament
>>151533669That's not so much as "bad luck" as it is lack of talent and poise and skill.
>>151532790>successiontypo or not, the answer is noand Saskerta independence doesn't necessarily mean 51 & 52
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>>151533647Yah I know, you're right swedebro
>>151533687
>>151533459They raped everybody. The men there liked it so much they renamed it "Toronto", which in CANAKEK means "Let's do it again soon".
>WHY ARE YOU CLOSED
>>151533669They’ll win gold in lacrosse though
>>151533751>in lacrosseIs this a fucking lacrosse thread you fucking retard?
>>151533687Explain pan-Canada support for the blow gays
>>151533776the expos moved
my laffies got raped last night. they gotta buy in bros, being embarassed by queef and the debbies should be a wake up call.
>>151533793it's okay bud our jaysies finna win dat eries
>>151533793Okay Steve
> Watch Queefe Break Into Tears as He Returns to Tronna to Rape Laffs
Apparently there was a protest at the nhl hq
todays the big day flames fans
>>151533828i will yell at you on your screen so you can subscribe, like and give me money.
By copeys logic if Canada wins the World Series is baseball our sport now?
>>151533857We are revolting
>>151533880sure baseball is for fags after all
lots of unfrenly volks here today huh
>>151533901Stfu enjoy begasesb fluke cup win while we dab on you Olympics hockey and in baseball lol
>>151533926>he gets mad right awayahahaha cope
>>151533642i did this in 2020 when the edmonton lightning won it all
on coffee number five waiting for my habbies game, should be a law we don't start later than 7pm
Do you pronounce it "Pee-juice" or just "Pew"?
Vegas literally thought marner was good
Gotta text back from the /pol/ chud so I'm gonna have to cancel with the Albertan heifer
>>151533948i took a nap earlier so i can watch the gameit'll probably be over at midnight my timegary's an enfoiré, sometimes
>>151533980how'd the election go last night? that turkish lady still mayor?
>>151533077: Tell that to Huberdeau, Kadri, Andersson, Weegar, and Wolf Calgary’s not for everyone—but it’s far from garbage.
>>151533972Haha yeah dude! Tell us about it! LOLHe's only #12 out of players right now placing infront of Kirill and Pasta.You guys sure showed everyone by trading him away!
>>151533917they suck
>>151533957>guy from Switzerland speaks swiss Germanmind fuck
>>151534020Leafs have depth we’re not frontloading our first line anymore like y’all.
>>151534005Nah a hungarian guy that looks like this won
>>151534005Idk but I'm curious to find out if zutted is a Jewish psy op
>>151534005They elected a conservative bisexual man
listening to fall snoopy jazz
>>151534037if losing your greatest ever player for free and essentially replacing him with a 4th line plug (oft-injured I might add) while wasting a second round pick to do so somehow means "depth" now, sure you've got depth
>>151533972>marner 2-8-10 +9>mcdavid 1-7-8 -2
>>151534078stfu measly senaturds fan.
>>151534005>In Calgary, there are more than 896,000 eligible Calgarians registered to vote. Fewer than 350,000 cast their vote in the race for mayor, according to Elections Calgary.pitiful numbers for democracy
>>151534068that is so great
>>151534109>democracyYou have to be 18 to post here
jazz is black music
>>151534109The province is purposely doing vote suppression, it took an hour+ to vote because of stupid new voting rules.
>>151534037>>151534091Look how easily it gets upset when it's too dumb to defend itselfoh laffs fans. they're so funny
>>151534078>greatest ever playersomeone still shook from this moment
>>151534117We're talking about canada
>>151534151he wont get it
Chris Benoit is from Calgary
>>151534091>>151534141habs Chad thank you very much, and I'm off to take my second nap of the day before the game
>>151534184ok grampshave fun
>>151534151>>151534162Jen, you poor rayturds
>>151534109I don't vote but I also send a letter to the municipality every year that I am living on welfare due to their choice of policies, if they want me to work they need to change
smells like raped bitch in here
>>151534217raped bitch smells suspiciously similar to bud's bedsheets
>>151534123So is Kanye and both are based
>>151534180ECHL tier D
>leafs make "a bad trade">Laughton is injured pre seasonYou are here >Laughton skates again>4th line becomes +99999 >They switch him to 1st and Mathews to 4th >he carries them to the SCF>Scores in OT from nylander in game 7 against the knights to finally end 1967>the whole marner family commits suicide
>>151534242hand up, if this happens I will be the first to admit that trading a second round pick for an oft-injured but apparently NOT a fourth line plug named Scott Laughton
>>151534236there's no ECHL team in Calgary; it's AJHL tier G through J
>>151534287>NOT a fourth line plugHe is but also he could be so much more
>>151534287>trading a second round pick>https://puckpedia.com/trade/966
Not in my crease
>>151533957>sport...running.Look at this faggot trying to be the best at exercising.
anime more like really gay
>>151533957>Pie - us
>>151534359wasn't marner a first round pick? and come to think of it Matthews as well. Heck Nylander was a first rounder. Now that I think of it JT was a first rounder...I'm just saying you can get good players in the first round no? but they got a plug who can't even stay in the lineup? did anyone look into collusion?
Leafs are le bad just ignore us regularly making playoffs!
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely look like a shit trade just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Max Domi and Morgan Reilly, the Maple Leafs were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Florida.I unleashed my fury against the Senators, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Dallas in 5 games.It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by costing the Leafs a first then getting injured. That decision made my career.-Scott Laughton, reflecting on his career in 2048
>>151534359Lies. All lies. My laffs would never.
>>151534431sorry we blink and miss it
>>151534473KWAB
>>151534020marner refused to play for torontowere they going to keep him??
>>151534431>Leafs are le badNo, they're dogshit.
>>151534473
we love our Mitchies here
I'm so glad 4chan has a leafs general
>>151532794thats not how people greentext, botnig
>>151534560flames and Our Sennies board I'm afraid
Getting it ready, cuck?
>>151534602>sennies Is that why Laughton is so obsessed about here ? Because he murdered you in preseason
>>151533530/hoc/ predicted he would be a bust, zoomers may not recall
>>151534435He'll probably be worth a 1st AND a 2nd after all that
When Laughton gets back, you'll see. You'll all see.
>>151534632we respect that niggas game
>>151534668>>151534668>>151534668New
>>151533926>canadian pre-copeYou love to see it.
>>151534242Tavares will never make the finals
>>151534403But in snes’ crease
