just how boring is almeida? worst of all time?
sankos pink clit
total volkov victory
Hang goddard
IF HE DIES, HE DIES
Brazildinho is putting on a flawless performance
Please stop hugging on the ground, its boring
chess match
>>151592535>Enters thread
Almeida lost all of his aura when they started calling him Jai-ilton, instead of just continuing with Jailton.
Brazilians stay being the most faggot fighters of all time.
this shit is queer
>violent blowjobs
>THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE ALMEIDA WANTS HIM>Volkov simply stands up
Volkov has had this grappling weakness since the Blaydes days
>>151592593
OOOOOO HE'S SQUEALINGGGGG
UFC is so awesome that fights get worse the higher you get on the card
Seriously fuck goddard
Almeida, Petrino are the future of heavyweight
why is volkov not wearing a cup
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
almeida being this high in the rankings shows that heavyweight is 20 years behind all the other divisions.
>don't throw the elbow>don't throw the elbow>don't throw the elbow>don't throw the elbow>don't throw the elbowSTFU
megan
GODDARD SUCK MY DICK THE EAR IS NOT THE BACK OF THE HEAD
you can shit on almeida but volkovs grappling is dogshit, like all heavyweights
Kek
THE fight token???
KEKKKKKK
ahahahah just does it again.
What a sport
the beautiful sport....
booooo
oh look its almeida hugging for 3 rounds
>>151592628Volkov isn't the one making this fight gay, it's the hueliterally carbon copy of all of his fightspeople only like him because he's jacked
Might I have a stream link please
>>151592645The wall is undefeated but still would
1-1, I hate Jailtone.
Goddard loves almeidas back of the head more than his wife. This blanket nigger is beyond infuriating
>>151592645
Almeida with the Stoicism
volkov looks like a brock lesnar from wish
most boring ass nigga in HW
>nutsniff faggots are infesting heavyweight now It's completely over bros
is this high level fighting?or just hug stalling?honestly don't know
why doesnt volkov just shoryuken the takedown attempt
Heeminder that Volkov unironically beat Gane 1 fight ago and he's now losing to a guy who can't even throw a punch.
I’m gonna go to /gif/ and jerk off, be back soon.
This shit right here is why the UFC is dying
>>151592664>>151592664God I live tight, wide butts
they linked uphttps://x.com/ufc/status/1982157958336414161
for me, its getting the takedown and not landing a single strike or going for a single submission.
19-19
real slurper herealmeida is aids
>>151592671volkov isn't risking anything to get out
>>151592695Rogan would tell you that Almeida is a genius and you should read his memoir
Volkov needs to catch a russian taxi to dagestan for a while
>aspinall submission win against volkov stands the test of time
cut almeida
>>151592673Sure kid.UFC.com
>>151592696I DP that shit for free too lmao
jailton almeida, a true martial artist
How do you stop these annoying niggas?My take?make takedowns and ''''control time''''(where they aren't doing any damage) worth less scoresimple as
OKAY I PULL UP
1-1Volkov. You get out there and you heem him, you hear me
Need to drink sankos ass sweat
Aspinalls best win btw
This is all Khabib’s fault
>>151592713don't EVER defend these wrestlefucking faggots AGAINor ELSE
DC doing everything he can to suck Almeida's cock
Why abu dhabi booing as if this isn’t the average performance all their favorite fighters put on?
Classic Almeida stinkfest
>>151592739Wow!
Jesus Almeida is wank
volkov has heart to win, almeida is a stalling faggot
PRIDE would have issued 3 yellow cards by now
"Megan"? more like "me goon" if you're picking up that I'm putting down a subtle implication.
>>151592759legit this I can't stand him
>>151592673Go to Yandex, this search engine does not filter illegal content. Type in sportsurge, go to the first one that comes up. Sport surge collects every single stream link, it's the only website you need but make sure you have adblocker
>>151592696he pressed the wrong button
this shit is poop
Goddard should be shot
gruesome control time zeem by almeida
>>151592759It's so fucking gay
Volkov about to get robbed again
OOOOOOOHHEEEEEMMM
here we go again
volk is so bad lolliterally got where he is in life just by being a massive cunt
Ohhhh he pozzed him
this fag is scared to punch
JUST FUCKING SITTING THERE IN GUARD WITH YOUR HANDS ON THE GROUND AHHHHHHHH
Jailton is such an unbelievable faggot, I need him heemed again today.
Almeida should lose this fight because he isn't doing shit except laying there. Volkov is actually throwing punches from the bottom
reminder that Volkov beat Gane
>prime fedor wouldn’t be a top 5 heavyweight today
Jailton would unironically do this to Gane too
is Almeida incapable of doing damage?
SEPARATE
>lay on top of opponent >zero damage>muh control time>dana seething>crowd booing>win the fight???
>>151592759Commentary's main job is attempting to convince cazzies that leg humping isn't boring.
Why don't Malhadinho spam elbows?
>>151592826No one says this
FUCK THIS CROTCH SNIFFING SEMEN SLURPING """"""SPORT"""""""
i think wrestling is for homosexuals
>>151592704Damn Khabib pretty much the same size. Bet the house on Gane.
this shit is so ass please dismantle HW until steroids become mandatory
agarradinho
>CROTCHY SNIFFEY
This favela monkey did the same exact thing to derrick lewis
>>151592832Almeida would 50-45 that fat middleweight
rape almeida
>>151592844He might not honestly, Volkov is doing more off of his back
To the casual who wrote last thread that Almeida fights the same way as Merab....... do you watch fights?
just two of the baddest men on the planet ducking it out
This is insane, dana needs to cut this faggot NOW
>>151592841That's out of shitfart's jurisdiction it appears
>>151592845Then why isn't he doing that
cut this bum
>>151592845Japs had it right with stalling penalties. 25% purse if the ref has to stand you up twice in a dominant position
Why does Dana book nuthuggers on main cards? I know for a fact he doesn't even like this shit
>>151592856anyone whos anyone says this
volkov is too tall lanky and awkward for fighting
>>151592824i think almedia has thrown like 2 punches. he just sits there on top. its somehow even more boring that aljo
Volkov is winning with his pitter patter from bottom
what did volkov do in r2
>AHHHH HUE DADDY ITS TOO DEEEEEEEPP
>>151592854he's allergic to hitting his opponent
bussy
dude
volkov is winning this round and it's not even close either. wonder if the refs will see that
>>151592739OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAAG MILFS JOE
29-28 Volkov on damagenot even memeingalmeida did literally no damage
LMAO
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPYYY
this lesbo session aint doing it for me chat
What a faggot
sounds like a lot of you fags should migrate to /box/
>>151592885Abu Dhabi card. They love this gay shit over there.
>>151592892Yeah when the fucking mr bean isn't stopping him
>another volkov robbery I will destroy the UFC when I reincarnate as Jesus Christ the risen LORD
>stop>favelado monkey keeps punching
Ahahahahahahaha
Ok, I'm switching to boxing
>shooting 100000 takedowns bad when a black does it but good when merab does it
Volkov ran out of gas. Just a pathetic performance.
holy hugfest
ear bros...
Id call Jailton an cocksucking slob to his face and he wouldnt do shit
30-27 volkov
and dana cut buday for being boring
Jailton 'black faggot" Almeida
>>151592535>>151592529>>We NEED knees to grounded opp..
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
LMAAAOOOOOO
>Mario fence humping after this>WMMA's after that
Almeida wont get a title shot with a performance like this
Guy landed maybe 2 punches that fight
>>151592866I think fedor would have died trying to make ufc middleweight kek. He was chubby but his frame was too big
Almeida extends his streak to 3 wins.
>>151592917Wrestling without damage isn’t fighting it’s wrestling
volkov should win but he wont because of control time memes
THIS NIGGA POOP
when the middleweight champion does this it's ok
>>151592931Merab actually throws more then 1 strike per round
>>151592931merab is black
29-28 JailtonHe's a nightmare for almost everyone in that division.
>>151592833hed probably get the sub desu
>>151592917The UFC is a terrible product. Cope all you want. The last fight was a good example of modern UFC at any weight above 155
Round 3 is Volkov's by damage but the retarded judges will score sniffing over all else
>>151592906Who's the babe
29-28 volkov
almeida proving dc right kek
what an incredible chess match of mix martial art!
>Only punch almeida threw was after Goddard stopped it
>>151592931I don't like watching the EPO monkey but he at least throws strikes after the takedown
2-1 Jailtoncontrolled the last two rounds
>>151592931merab goes for the finish and chain wrestles with good techniquealmeida falls onto your legs and then lays on you because heavyweight is a joke
>>151592940He would suck your cock, bitch
Almeida would actually be good if he wasn't such a pussy
>does literally nothing with his control time>is gonna win
>>151592931Merab actually wins by decision at least, and he bounces around like he's on crack, somehow makes it less gay and boring
>>151592931I hate all wrestle fuckers. Merab too.
HOLY SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>151592955What about his shitload of wimpy strikes?
Can't decide round 3
>>151592931Merab rocked sandhagen on the feet repeatedly
>>151592958At least he looks impressive while doing it. This was just pathetic
How do you throw so few strikes
Cut this favela monkey. What a faggot.
Jailtons such a bitch too scared to punch
>>151592958khamzat was actually doing damage not just holding even had dricus in the crucifix position multiple times
>>151592958the middleweight champion has never done this
Incoming robbery
BASED JUDGES
HAHAHAHAHAHAGET FUCKED MONKEY
>>151592977Keep posting bruder
Only damage matters. This seems like trolling. The Yakuza would never have allowed shit like this, that's absolutely two yellow cards, 10000%.
>>151592948>drag stream to second monitor>boot up wowcya in 40 mins
ROBBERY
kwab
LMAOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
WOW
>>151592958No that was also boring as fuck, same as this fight. Jailton and inbredev are both huge faggots.
Based
>>151592975Dc is a pussy.
>>151592958khamzat actually does offensive wrestlingnot this hugfest
Lol
That's payback for the Gane robbery, 100%
TOTAL CROTCHSNIFFER DESTRUCTION
>the only position they havent done yet is 69(c) some shrimp anon
BASED MUZZIE JUDGES
TopkekRobberyBut I am happy he won.
HOLY FUCKING BASED JUDGES
HEEEEEEEEEEEM FUCK ALMEDIA THE RAT
FUCK YES LETS GO
cut that fucking NIGGER
OHNONONONOAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO counter-robberyabsolutely nonsense decision
picks heemed by robbery
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHABASED JUDGES!!!!!!!!!
BRAVO JUDGESNO MORE WRESTLE FUCKING
BASEDBASEDBASED
BASED ABU DHABI
holy shit BASED DECISION
Picks heemed in a robbery!
Based Judges, you have to punish that "fighting" style
lmao grapple fucker robbed
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAUAUAHA
KWABBEDVolkov actually landed like 40+ strikes in that round.
WHAT???????HOW TF DID VOLK GET THAT??
kek the robbery comes full circle
>>151592958Stfu man, this guy hugs like he hasnt seen his wife for 7 months...GOOD THAT HE FUCKIN LOST CUT THIS GUY!
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAh
BASED BASED BASEDBASED BASED BASEDBASED BASED BASEDBASED BASED BASEDBASED BASED BASED
Based judges
they got him back for the gane robbery
Damn Dana really did have him covered
CORRECT DECISION
how?someone explain the scoring plz
kek get fucked
lol Daner didn't let him down
AHHAHAHAH LETS GO YOU HUGGING FAGGTS, volkov got his redemption from the judges
LOL BASED
DAMAGE >>>>> crotchsniffing
DAMN RIGHT
dana was right, they'd make it up to volkov with this robbery
holy kek
YES BASED JUDGESGO VOLKOV
hahahahhahahahaha damn thats tough for buddy
JUSTICEGET FUCKED
HAHAHAHHA suck a dick nigger
Yeah that was the right call. Death to all crotch sniffers.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES SUCK A DICK ALMEIDA
lmao what a fucking robbery
YYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS>PICKS INTACT AND VOLK IS THE MAN
bullshit robbery
LMAO THE RIGHT MAN WONDC ON SUICIDE WATCH
KINO ROBBERY I FUCKIN LOVE THE JUDGES
>>151593051This wasnt a robbery dumbass
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
complete robbery
>Gets taken down 6 times and controlled almost the entire fight>wins because of milion little punches that didn't do anything
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES FUCK ALMEIDA CUT ALMEIDA FUCK FAVELA FAGS FUCK NUT HUGGERS FUCK JUDGES LONG AND LOVINGLY
>>151593049
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH GET FUCKED CROTCH SNIFFING BITCH
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
GET FUCKED YOU BRAZILIAN MONKEYVOLKOV WONT GET ROBBED TWICE IN A ROW
based and robberypilled
ROBBERY BUT DESERVED ROBBERYGET FUCKED FAVELA MONKEY LMAO
U WOT
SO THIS IS WHAT DANA MEANT WHEN HE SAID HE WOULD TAKE CARE OF VOLKOV LMAOHERES UR GIFTED ROBBERY DECISION BRO
GET FUCKED YOU RETARDED CROTCHSNIFFER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TND
>dont worry, I got you next time
heem deserved robbery
Deserved. fuck almeida, one of the worst crotchsniffers in the whole ufc.
BASED JUDGESFUCK YOU, YOU CROTCHSNIFFING FAGGOT
>>151593091damage >>> control
this shouldn't have been split, but based>>151593082because he did more damage in round 1 and 3 which is the primary criteria you stupid moron
how can you get wrestlefucked and still win lmao
SOMEONE PLEASE POST WHORES UNTIL THE MAIN EVENT
>>151593074I asked why you made such a shit pick
>>151593055volkov did more damage clinch knees > nothing taps from top, also volkov did nothing taps from bottom so it equals out, if there is a difference in damage even minimal control is void
I’m dying laughing
Dana got him props and respect for Dana
>>151593055>>151593064How is it a robbery when he landed like 40 strikes on the ground and big knees to start the round?
ROBBERY>ROBBERYROBBERY>ROBBERY
>>151593118I hope nobody.watches him
if you think that's a robbery you're fucking retarded
>no damage wrestlefucker losesabsolutely based
Volkov won via racist decision.
>>151593091Volkov threw punchesJailton laid there
>>151593081Volkov landed more strikes in every round
>>151593091You don't get points for holding someone down. You have to get strikes or a submission
Lmao they literally gave it to volkov
Good timeline confirmed
>>151593113Not a robbery, control time only matters after strikes are counted, jailton literally landed none
>>151593077>do no damage>robbedDamage based sport btw>>151593077Jailton didn't land any damage. This is how grappling SHOULD ALWAYS be scored. Chasing takedowns but being out damaged doesn't mean you win
>this is the 3rd best heavyweightKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Holy bvsed
>GIVE IT TO VOLKOV VOLKOV GIVE IT TO HIM RIGHT NOW
Thank god. The blanket nigger needs to be in check with that zero will to actually fight.
You ain't getting a title shot with that performance
thank you based judges
Volk did more damage. Easy Volk win. Simple as.
>>151593116it's not a robbery, it was clearly volkov. not close either.
This is Curtis Blaydes-s-s son?
Rigged sport.
>>1515930911 fighter foughtThe other only sniffed crotch.
If you think that's a robbery, I want you to go read the Unified Rules right now and then go back and watch round 3 and tell me that Volkov did not objectively win that round.
Super deserved
>>151593164Rd1 obvious volkov win, rd3 based on the clinch work and attacks from bottom. Its not even a robbery.
always trust the plan-G
>>151593091jailton had more control time but he did NOTHINGhe literally did nothing so volkov's attacks won him damage points
>take down your opponent>do no damage and just defend your position>get punched and elbowed>repeat for 15 minutes>loseI'm not seeing the vision here Jailtonsisters
Almeida winning was the better outcome
why didnt volkov just choke his ass out on multiple occasions or slam his kidneys?
>picks intact feelsgoodman.jpg TomJandirobaUmarVolkovMurzakanov
>>151593162I simply didn't account for bad judging
Well deserved.
IT WAS NOT A ROBBERY>>151593180How is it a robbery when he landed the big knees to start the round and then like 40 small hammerfists?
that was some flirting vs harassment shithow come its cool when khamzat does it?
base rppney
thats the biggest robbery ive seen in a while
>>151593159fuck off cumbrain
DAMAGE BASED SPORTAMAGEBASEDSPORT
>>151593195holy reddit
>>151593221i'm not mad at all for my picks being heemed there.
ROOOOOOOOOOONEH
Holy shit it's wayne rooney
>>151593221Picks still alive and well
AHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NUTSNIFFERS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RAPED, FUCK YOU FAGGOT FAVELAMONKEY
Not even mad my picks got heemd
Gane. Volkov. 3. For the HW title
>>151593229he basically needs back control to win rounds at this point
RARE RPPNEY SPOTTED
>>151593221My picks are still correct since Almeida got robbed
>>151593221PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS MY PICKS HEEMED FROM A ROBBERY
More strikes landed, more sub attempts. Based Volkov, but that performance was shit for both of them.
BASED JUDGES FUCK THAT STALLING CROTCH SNIFFING FAVELA MONKEY
DC is such a fake faggot lmao, he's so mad
>>151593055Not robbery. Correct decision. The other guy got double yellow carded and did zero damage, while taking shots and fendingnoff kimuras and triangle threats etc., and lost the first two rounds. Any other scorecard and the UFC rules are shit.
If almeida’s last name ended in “medov” he would have won 30-27
Volkov always getting gifted wins. I remember when he did the most effective fence grab of all time against Romanov to avoid being taken down and didin't get punished at all.
WAZZA
>>151593229The blanket nogs always follow the same patterns
>>151593212This, The robbery was that it was a split decision, should have been unanimous for Volkov..
EM ESS GEEE BAYBEEEE
if u want wrestling go to fucking wrestling world champ
>>151593250Then you are retarded. How is it a robbery? Look at the strike totals, dipshit.
>>151593255Your monitor is off sadly
My boy won, all is right with the world.
All the people trying to ragebait about jailton’s style itt killed themselves
I genuinely believe he threw this fight, and was paid under the tablehe refused to throw ANY punches, I mean nothing what the hell??
Total nigger annihilation>i brazilian nigger I use bjj to shoot and then sit on top I win now right?If there was no back of the head rules Volkov would have caved that niggers skull in in the first 2 minutes with elbows
>>151593214>whaaaaa why didn't the wrestle fucker who throws no strikes winGo watch BlowJJ queer
>DC crying because a wrestlefucker wasn't given judge biasand the sky is blue
IF YOU SNIFF YOU'RE GOING HOME A FUCKING LOSER
The Judging and reffing has been abnormally good this card
>>151593240Amateur error this card is in the middle east it is part of the parcel
volkov deserved the win for hogmogging
>>151593221STILL ALIVE THANK U JUDGES
Khamzat should've lost on this basis
>>151593254those punches did 0 demage
>>151593286based amnesiac
>>151593301>Look at the strike totals, dipshit.someone tell him
The reffs and judges have been on fucking point tonight. Good to see
As soon as Jailton went for the takedown I paused the stream and did something else. Was it a hugfest?
early stoppage
that merdestino needs to be cut
Non of those knees landed btw
Honestly though, Almeida is my boy, he deserved to win big time. He’s already undersized in the division, giving him a 6’9 striker and expecting him not to wrestle fuck is unfair. I was very impressed by the performances and have been by every performance I’ve seen. He’s up next.Dude is a grappling wizard
>>151593295This, pretty fucked that refs still haven't adapted to modern scoring criteria, just fire them already
Love to see that retarded crotch-sniffing monkey lose, one of the most boring fighters in UFC history
>>151593250*lays on you**throws 25-ish strikes the entire fight**eats 50000 strikes from the ground*>m-muh huezillian was ROBBED!fuck offVolkov got robbed by Gane, they wouldn't rob him two times in a row for '''''control time'''''
>>151593286Romanov is a fat bum who cares
>>151593321Hell yeah
Almeida is just a nervous bum. He was scared and the judges could tell
>>151593314hes done this before its actually crazy, he avoids any seperation due to fear of striking
>literally suffocates fights, doesn't do shit >gets a reality check from judgesBased
dariush and bsd jerking the curtain for bo nigger is crazy
>>151593242You only rooted for Volkov because hes white
>>151593321Yes, I take back all of my previous insults for these middle east events. These sandniggers run a tight ship.
>>151593273>Almeida got robbed
>>151593329imagine Volkov punch you kek
>>151593337Yes Almeida just layed and prayed and got what he fucking deserved
>>151593338How can he be so broke to need the money
>>151593314he literally does that every time
>>151593318DC has been shitting on Jailton all week, ya goober.
Volkov won with those little punches from his guard KEK
>Win fight>judges: Ummmm acktually you lose acktuallyNice rigged sport we have I guess?
>>151593327Dricus didnt land anything. Volkov was landing
>Sanko calls out nut hugging for the waste of time it is>DC seething a nut hugger loses for being a useless nut hugger as per usualFire that fat crotchsniffing lover.
>robberyDumb macaco nigger had control yet was getting punched in the face all R3
/heem/ casuals being EXPOSED left and right after that decision
>>151593316Should be legal like soccer kicks and knees to grounded opponent's heads. 12 to 6 elbows, etc. enough of this cuck "sports" shit, give us fighting.
>>151593341They did, did you not see volkov knee him right in the gut? Almeida immediately covered it with his hands.
>>151593373>tf>tp
even if volkov is below average that still makes him 8" minimum and as thick as a redbull can based on his frame.
>>151593314This is what he does.
>>151593221i'm alive and well :)
>>151593351I used to post like this when I first got social media. I was 12 though
>>151593373
>>151593345You need to go back
>>151593157The wrestlefucker has to perform actions that are conducive to a finish (striking, damage, advancing positions, sub attempts) otherwise it basically doesn't count for anything, it's just like time wastingVolkov unironically outlanded him from the bottom
Lmao Dana White phoned it in
>bautista>against umaryeah, i'm going to focus on my beloved fortuna against berlin for now
>>151593327
>>151593371Yes, and?
CLEH BLESSES MARIO
I don't car about JDM vs Bumachev. Auraless matchup.
>every fighter is (or should) be trying to finish the fight>if you're in 'control' then you should be able to achieve what you are trying to do>if you can't achieve what you are trying to do then you're not actually in 'control'>Almeida never even got close to finishing the fight>therefore he was never actually in 'control'.Simple.
Maurio is going to BITCH Poomar. Cap this.
I dont pretend to know much about UFC and I'm a casual but at least Volkov was throwing punches...sure Almeida took him down but he didn't do jack shit after that, glad he lost. Death by a million little punches
Now watch Umar do the exact same thing Almeida did and win 30-27
>>151593386>filenamemy sides
>>151593349nigger look at their faces. volk was bloodied. almedia fresh. spent 3/4ths of the fight on his back being dominated.
>>151593327retard spottedif you can’t tell the difference you have a walnut brain
>>151593295Based
>>151593403Penis size doesn't scale to body size though
>>151593386>''''''control time''''''>do no damage>losebased judges
>>151593221I will win today
>whatever happens happensheartlet
>>151593377good I missed nothing
>>151593386>Win fightThe critical step that Jailton missed.
I want Bautista to win so Umar doesn't get the Merab rematch
>>151593345Jailton did zero ground and pound or tried to at least submission volkov. This could've been the easiest win for him
>>151593438>I'm a casualStop reading here
I think people who are confused by the decision are under the impression that "damage" is primary and control is scored less but the reality is that ONLY damage is scored and control quite literally means nothing the only way to do less damage but win a round is with a real submission attempt
>>151593452cope, retardhe did no damage
these niggas are ugly as hell
umar somehow manages to be more autistic than islam
If marc goddard wasnt such a bitch he would've let volkov elbow almeida more.
>>151593386>filenamelol, lmao even
Volkov wins that fight without controversy under ONE judging and scoring criteria btw
>>151593329that control time did no damage stupid nigger
Umar death via Batista Bomb
>>151593306agreed. Volk stans unite
>>151593407It's from 2011 b
are you really in control if you are just holding someone’s hips while they repeatedly slap you in the face?
>>151593327Cumzhat atleast threw some strikes while Almeida literally just held him down.
HEEM
>>151593452>spent 3/4ths of the fight on his back being dominated>literally punching and elbowing that dumb hue monkey the entire time as he laid on him???stupid ass spic lol
>>151593345If you're a grappling wizard, you should be getting a submission after like 10+ minutes on the ground
>>151593452Volk just got his cauliflower ear busted, Jailton didnt hurt him, he was just tired from grappling.You can't win just by lying on top of someone while they hit you
>>151593445Umar is active on the ground
>>151593364>>151593380No like look at his very first fight, vs Marques and then Porker Potter or sum, and Anton TurkaljiHe was actually Khabib-Lite and threw like 100 strikes and everything, I think he was genuinely gambling and refused to throw anything and let it go the distanceGranted he did come in this fight underweight, like 237, and Volkov was 261-265,
>>151593488Explain how the gentle taps did any demage
scoring should be based on how exciting the fighter was
there is no way umar loses this right?
>Time for more Crotch Sniffing and then WMMA after thatWhy tf did I get out of bed for this
>HE DID NO DAMAGE EVEN DO POOLKOVS LEFT EAR EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kino song
Jailton is the new Ricardo Arona
>>151593460yes it does, it wouldn't make sense otherwise. Would be totally wrong from an aesthetics standpoint.
mario looks old as fuck
>>151593452based retard
THE Maurio Bautista?
bautista gonna cryabout to get umarred
>>151593519In reality he would have elbowed him into the back of the skull 3 million times, almeida should consider himself lucky hes not dead. Fucking pansy turned the back of his head to him so he could continue being the big spoon
tony looking motherfucker is about to wrestfuck umar
Odds on a Bautista upset?
>>151593536when in the clinch volkov landed about 5 clean knees this is what won him the round
HAMMER OF THE GODS STORY WIN
Heem's logic is if a guy wrestles you to the ground and fucks you in the ass if you tippy tap his head your the dominant oneyour "winning" while getting fucked in the assI just don't agree with that
>one of two effective strikes you landed was after the ref stopped you for inactivityo i am laffin
>white mans wins>thread explodesLOL!
>>1515935720
Bautista looks like that Jesse Nimajapol pedophile guy
>>151593538Better not I didn't make side picks to account for that
If you think that was a robbery you have sub 80 IQ
almeida threw about four strikes that entire fightvolkov was doing pitter patter from the bottom absolute circus of a fight and the right man won
we the thread support bautista
This guy nowhere near Umar level
*comes out to faggy tribal music*
>>151593575those knees + rd1, 29-28 is the correct scorecard, crotchsniffers btfo
>>151593589BUT CA HE SING
>>151593578>>151593583corny ass yuros
>>1515935720.0
>>151593536more damage than anything jailton did
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>>151593345Me and Bautista used to train in Mich together guy was crazyyyy
>>151593578We're talking mma not your backyard brawl rules
where is the tranny porn posting
>>151593578Round 1: won by reversing and landing significant ground and poundRound 3: won by knees in standup and elbows/punches on the bottom, jailton did nothing
>>151593541Been a couple good walkouts today
>>151593578it’s a fight. punching is an act of fighting. holding someone is an act of peace. in a pacifist contest almeida would have won by a mile
>>151593572Pretty high. People fade him because of one boring fight but he's fucking good. Real value betting on him
>>151593460it does to an extent. that would be like saying hands of feet don't just because some people have smaller or larger than average. any guy that tall ain't wearing size small gloves or kids shoes.
>>151593578This, /heem/ is bubch of retarded casuals, most of them just picked rakic
>>151593327kek
>>151593529>cauliflower earyeah, same thing happened in his aspinall fight
>>151593589Rare occurence of me understanding a Swede reference
>>151593577Who's the skirt?
>>151593578Nice VPN jairton
There is absolutely no way bautista wins, maybe he can make seem close at best
Oh great here come the Muslims......
>>151593635>>151593627right here b
>>151593578keep your homosexuality out of this
HOW THE FUCK IS BO NIGGLE ON THE MAIN CARD AGAIN????
I laura'd my stanko
>>151593578>fucks you in the assbut he didn't?he literally did nothinghe didn't throw punches, he didn't throw elbows, he didn't go for submissionshe did nothing
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>>151593536nah they weren't gentle tippy taps, if they were jailton wouldnt have been so afraid.
>>151593601Who has umar even beat? he got
People's main event is Jandiroba vs Dern BTW
i thought lightmans skill was a meme stupid niggers for like 2 years
>>151593480Dave 'The Machine' ?
>>151593578oh you can maintain a boner while someone "tippy taps" your head big boy?
>>151593684he could've
>>151593596So if i grab and rape you in the ass while you're desperately punching me with does nothing to me and I continue to rape you you think you won that exchange?
>>151593614Can't stand this autistic neurotic type bitch , don't know why i attract them
straight to crotch sniff
>>151593749I get your argument, but Almeida did 0 raping.
>>151593717>>151593684>>151593669>>151593660>>151593647>>151593636>>151593634>>151593614On behalf of the dane, I accept your concessions.
>>151593371You had a lot of fun with the other guy's performance?
based Bautista almost won it
They robbed Almeida??
Thats how you actively sniff crotch. Hope that brazillian blanket nigger is watching
>>151593386kek i thought of Dana White before I read the filename
bum umar couldn't even submit bum bautista in round 1 on an ABU DHABI card
boy ate it
Now thats a good fight. Bautista is actually based. Umar getting repelled
>>151593837Fag
