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nuckies edition
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>>151580729
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F L A M E S
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>>151594535
R U L E
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>>151594575
No
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Tranny/Flames thread

Real thread is here
>>151594383
>>151594383
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>>151594637
oh we don't post in tranny threads
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Ass to mouth
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>>151594637
if i so have to post in a can*ck thread ill do it to spite the blues
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swedes are gay losers
finns are reigning olympic champions
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uh oh nuckies
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LARCENY BY OTTER
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penguins just had like 9 guys on the ice
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Now that’s a captain of a Canadian team.
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what's up with these edmonton and vancouver barns? ain't nobody there but habs fans
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utah mammers are beating asss
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jordan shittington
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my snes :)
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kek imagine having more people chanting for habs than your own team in your hometown
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Shelob
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>Binningtard
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>>151606530
Buying season tickets then selling habs and laffs games for ridiculous prices used to almost cover the cost of season tickets.
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>>151606548
TRUNK DOWN
TUSKS UP
THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUCK
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SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Voronkov!
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sneaky goal, columbus
columbus isn't even a real city
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>>151606641
From what I’ve heard, the Jackets represent all of Ohio.
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>>151606524
desu at least he isn't Chinese, and he has a great uncle who's pretty high profile in canadian lore
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these refs are actually bought out no fucking way something that blatant goes uncalled
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>>151606583
Lmao i am loterally imagining
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thinking about wrapping a snickers bar into lavash and then microwaving this abomination
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>>151606617
Unlike my islanders
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My canesies desu :)
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Man what an error by Miro, he is sucking this season.
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>hutson
>canadian by his dad who only has a green card
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>>151594466
How the fuck are the Pens good with the leagues top power play? They should be dogshit but they aren’t. What fucking sorcery is this?
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>>151606666
I was being sincere. He reminds me of Bo Horvat who my Nuckies betrayed.
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>>151606705
just like my islanders
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the ice should be black and the puck should be white
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>>151606783
Just watch out for the yellow snow
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>>151606783
> I can't see the ice
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yzerbros... how much longer does steve need?
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>>151606721
Gary’s salary cap can work miracles
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>Nepeans very own Steve Yzerman
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>>151606692
So, have you decided?
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>>151606800
jen
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I need to breed Hannah Yates bros
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>>151606895
Are you african american?
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>>151606860
it's tempting but I'm gonna go to bed after the third period and having so much carbs right before the bed is just not good
but it's fucking tempting
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>>151606838
What's that stuff in the middle?
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wha
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>>151606953
save it for Sunday brunch, Ivan
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>>151606957
fried cheese curds?
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JUST A CITY BOY
BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
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Why is the canucks game on so early. Whats with this gay homosexual shit
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I started uploading torrents on pornolab and now I'm a bit more well versed on what time it is in Moscow. In fact, freeleech Saturday of the end of the month ended 4 hours ago. must be quite late for our Russian gourmand
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Didnt hear Marner's name once that entire game
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>>151606985
what if the nhl was 6v6 and one guy wasn't allowed to use a stick but could do wrestling moves on the other team
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>>151607055
hasbs time is 7pm
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>>151607055
We have to appease the East.
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>>151607079
yeah it's 4 am
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>>151607097
you mean 8:30
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>>151607079
Give me passowrd to pornolab
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>>151607055
temporal equalization for Quebec

It's not that bad though, would much rather have a game start earlier during the weekend than later
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>>151607079
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ULLMARK’S PISSED
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>Ullmark skated all the way to the Caps zone
Holy based
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>>151607147
why? it's open sign ups no invitation needed
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>>151606985
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>>151607081
Didn't see that bitch on the scoreboard either
just like old times
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flurrida
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>>151607083
Back in the day there was a position player called the rover.

This was back when goalies could only play standing up and there were no forward passes though.
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>>151607235
Lmao they couldnt pass forward. Then people on the westcoast said these rules suck and then thats how modern rules were created
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bringing back stick fighting might grow the game
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>>151607083
just let goalies skate with the puck past the centre line like patrick roy wanted and let them fight every now and then. Would actually be quite exciting during power plays. The goalies would actually have to be somewhat well versed with passing the puck offensively

reminds me, i once read about how manny malhotra once joined a mens league game or someshit, he wanted to have some fun and not play goalie and he absolutely merked everyone at that game, which was full of former junior AAA players
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My penguins ):
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Canes bros it’s never been more over
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they penetrated my bussi :(
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Ehlers finally scored a goal!
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>>151607370
reminds me of what bud did to trb on a certain chilly easter evening
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SLAF BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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demidov on the PP instead of bolduc was the best move ever probably why we are still in the game
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>>151607370
Hurricanes have great depth in bussi
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Bussi is gaping open tonight
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oh wow the trailing team got gifted a completely made-up power play and scored on it, never seen this one before
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Jackies :)
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>crosscheck to the back of Caufield
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU CALL THAT A PENALTY? YOU CALL THAT A PENALTY??????
skin tone matches the attitude there kane
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fug
hes dead
gg game over
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>fourfull draw
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fucking niggr kane
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Kane reminded me of his old teammate Byfuglien holding off two guys like that.
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WORK HARD
PLAY HARD
WORK HARD
PLAY HARD
WE WORK HARD
PLAY HARD
KEEP PARTYIN LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB
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what a retarded giveaway ffs
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>Debbie Cat, Debbie Cat, I love you =3
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kane broke my little nigga
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I don't think anybody likes kane, not even his team
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literally a broken bussi
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SCAAAAARRRRR
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MATHESON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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jesus fucking christ
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* nahnahing noises *
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feels like matheson got that move from lane hutson. and earlier during the game it felt like slafkofsky was also curling along the board and faked out his player, learned it from hutson too
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>poos
>cantpucks
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GO HABS GO
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>>151607577
>>151607730
Why are you so raped?
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>the puck seems to be following him
Cozens confirmed puck magnet master
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DEMIGOD

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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I am devastated by my Vancouver Canucks.
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surprising number of nucks fans for a montreal home game
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nuckies seething hard lmfao
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>>151607826
saving this
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>cap5
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OHEEE OHEEE OHEEE
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>crap5
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first star gotta go to demidov, 2nd for matheson for the goal and the work along the boards for the dmeidov goal
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>>151607826
this is the orginal one
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>3rd period
>The entire team of the capitals only have 6 shots on net
What the fuck are they doing?
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based Hutson not taking shit from that mexican midget
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I was moments away from making fun of the least coast when the blues and canucks were up.
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Sensbros...
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>sen1tors
bros…
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>it was 4-0
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>>151608097
hold up
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>>151608097
well uit's not over yet.....
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To the Canucks fans cheering in the upper bowl: we hear you in tv!
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stors have a fuckin 5 minute shift due to icings and the canes still can't get it in
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fuck hokki
gg wongs you deserved this one
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hughes wants it. he wants it bad.
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>>151607950
>>151608309
Why are you so fucking raped
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>Pull the goalie on a delayed penalty
At this point Ottawa is just fucking with them
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>>151608322
Svechnikov is a black hole of bad luck
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>>151608415
Uh? Teams do that all the time
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>cr6ps
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Come on Canucks lets get a goal!
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>67
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god damn it my tooth just came out

feesls bad man
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>tf
>tp
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gg ez no re
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>>151608492
are you still in primary school?
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>>151608492
>Dear Gary,

>This evening, /hoc/ was visited by a meme...
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This SENATORS™ Hockey Club gameplay is making me hungry for a Gabriel’s™ SENS™ Pizza!
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>struggling this much against a tired team of babies
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lotta habs flew over to van it seems
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>>151608622
Habs fans are mostly old boomers with money to burn
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>rags
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yeah, he's gone when his contract is up. so many times he made big plays near the end there only for his shit teammates to fuck up and give it away. i am sure the devils are shitting themselves in anticipation for this.
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>>151608655
Hockey in quebec will be dead in a a few years when them boomers die.
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jen is fucking DRUNK
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>>151608492
Put it under your pillow tonight
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>>151608748
She is always drunk and slurring her words
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>craps
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>>151608546
>>151608629
>>151608665
Why are you so raped
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I'm trying to lay pipe on a girl who's a huge Islanders fan. I know nothing of hockey, what's a rival team I can root for and tease her with?
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Shootout in Pittsburgh coming up soon
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>>151608889
tell him you're a rags fan
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>>151608889
Rangers, Flyers, Penguins
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>>151608811
>>151608902
Why are you so raped and retarded
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>>151608721
nah, it will only die with actual recreational players not getting into the sport anymore, but we will still have the fans
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Jackies win :D
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FUCK!
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>>151608889
what does she smell like
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>>151609050
tomato sauce, caramelized cheese and long island iced tea
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The Penguins may never win another game against the Blue Jackets specifically.
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>>151609153
Sounds heavenly
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>>151609153
no, that's just what your room smells like
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My Sensies :)
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i'd rather listen to the commercials than the fucking cbc panel
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I smell like farts
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>>151609205
no my room smells like tater tots from my air fryer cooking them
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I heard a rumour Marchy brings his teddy bear to every game.
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>>151609273
He makes a rookie carry it for him
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The Atlantic division is winning bigly tonight.
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>>151609273
I made this post two nights ago during the habs-edmonton game
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>>151609292
as if he would ever let anyone else touch it

t. still have a stuffed animal I've had since I was 3
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>boilers
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/krak/
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krak'd
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zebras showboat
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Skinner will let Shane Wright have one. It would be the Skinner thing to do
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kek
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>>151609303
Stop making shit up
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i wonder what slurs mclellan used during that time out
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Maybe mcdavid enjoys suffering
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alright taking bets, choose stars or canes and post some anime booty, whoever wins i'll jerk it to their pic
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>>151609796
my sources are saying that he repeatedly screamed the word "cracker" as loud as he could
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kek Aho getting raped
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>Bastian slashes two sticks out of players' hands on the same shift
>even broke one of them
>he's surprised that he got called
lmao what was he thinking
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Will smith is playing in the world series. Based two sport athlete. He is a modern day Bo Jackson
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>>151609969
same as the fans tbdesu
>if they call against my team they're refpucking assholes, if they call a penalty for my team then it's fair
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kek hall (of all people) just destroyed some fag on Dallas
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Fuck you.
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>nooooooooo you hit our guy too well he wasn't ready we didn't like that nooooooo give us another power plaaaayyyyyyyy
what a fucking gay league
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>kill a guy
>minor penalty for charging
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*bangs on the glass*
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>>151610113
its called charging dumb fuck
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what should I watch now
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>>151610015
holy 50 IQ non sequitur
that has nothing to do with what happened in the play, you're just randomly whining

>>151610149
it's called that's not charging you dumb fuck
learn the rules, niggy
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gg, Birmingham
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Fucking Kings. Give up no shots for 15 minutes and literally the first shot is a goal
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SCAAAAAAAAAAR
my starsies :)
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>make up calls to give them a power play
>ignore their own blatant penalties to let them keep going on the power play until they score
utterly rigged league
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>fuck up two icing calls against carolina
>nothing to see here :)
>fuck up one that would've hurt dallas
>immediately catch it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>151610394
lot of good posts today
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Jesus Christ Byfield you fucking bust
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'at tricks
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>>151610801
raped harder than wolfey
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STARS WIN!!! :)
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that's two points for our reffies tonight, hard-fought win for them in dallas
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What a win bros.
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>it's another "canes have a strong first period and then completely shit themselves for the rest of the game" episode
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bussibros we're still good, not his fault
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knights got btfo. watched the boreball game with dad. now it's halloween havoc time then now forever
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>>151610872
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caption this
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this shootout is kino
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Easy Ws
>Jets
>Avalanche
>Hurricanes
When Stars figure out how to beat shit teams you dumb whores are so fucked
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>>151611111
hey bud glad you got to see a w for once
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>>151611111
uh oh
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>9 round shootout
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>>151610982
>alco/hoc/lic anonymous members about to start their meeting
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>>151611111
holy checked
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>>151594466
My Red Wings make ya seethe. The Yzerplan is in full effect.
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>>151611122
what's so good about columbus?
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Carved pumpkins today.
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>>151611111
>>151611111

>>151611111
>>151611111

>>151611111
>>151611111
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>>151611111
Capped because imagine if they won this would have to be the focal point of the collage
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Where’s all the Krackheads it’s empty
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>>151611275
who would win
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>>151611197
You can easily get stabbed
>>151611122
this list is horrible
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we don't have kraken fans here
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>>151611213
:) it’s Charlie Brown
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>>151611305
you've got the high ground so
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/hoc/ is a talented storyteller general
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>>151611345
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>>151611305
How come you don't see that retard anymore?
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>>151611345
You're very talented
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>>151611345
hell yeah man. i haven't carved pumpkins in probably 20 years
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>>151611305
tardroars are so K I N O
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>>151611369
His dad was the former coach,
That's why we was around at all
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>>151611122
>2. Columbus
>6. St Louis
HAHAHAAHAHAHA.....Yeah if you love crime and getting robbed. Who the fuck made this list? This has got to be a joke
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>>151611122
Is this in order from worst to first? That's how I interpreted it. Ain't no way Refmonton is better to live in than 28 other cities
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>>151611402
haypil
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Nice :)
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why are the oilers such shitters?
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>>151611424
They let a retard coach?
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>>151611122
100% accurate list desu
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>>151611462
Stuart Skinner is their goalie
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>>151611462
tradition
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wtf is bouchard doing, he should cover the open guy lol
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>>151611438
there's a cool mall in edmonton with a pool
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>>151611462
only two good players and a shit tender
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>>151611470
The sutter familly has like 10 brothers, all but 1 made the nhl and like half of them have coached my flames :)
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>getting scored on by a grown man named tye
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>>151611493
to be fair his peripheral vision is awful compared to normal people
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>>151611527
>stutter family
>creates retards
you can't make this shit up
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>>151611345
it's a...great pumpkin you could even say
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I wish I was a Sutter
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>>151611509
>two good players
who?
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>>151611619
nurse and kailor yamamoto
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>>151611619
Nugent hopkin
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>>151611509
Used to be three
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>>151611654
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horey shet
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hot ass bitch blake monroe won
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>>151611709
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>>151611777
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>>151611777
>let's see paul allen's division
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our flames return tomorrow :)
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>>151611846
can't wait for the rags to Put. Them. Out.
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>>151611504
Edmonton is the only team whose AHL team is the better place to live in
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'enderson
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>>151611859
lol thats not happening
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'awks
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'eads
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dylan won
the golden buds lost
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>>151612005
how are >our babby knights doing bro
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>>151612049
Second in the Pac Division
Great lead for a playoff run
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damn wiggers
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>>151612086
does it go deeper?
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Hello Mr Gary i got a new idea to help grow the game. Get them to make NHL labubus and sell them at the hockey games
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>>151611122
>The city of Utah
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>>151612060
Wait til they play my Condors. We got a great young group right now that can light up the scoreboard. Lane Hutson's brother is on our team
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>>151612086
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>>151611218
>>151611380
>>151612005
>>151612020
>>151612043
>>151612136
Why are you such a raped fucking faggot who doesn't fuck off?
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>>151612131
Denied. Gary won't sell any merch that's not worth over $200
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>>151612140
I'm watching Your Condors right now, lad
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taters won :)
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>Climate Pledge Arena knocked out by a storm
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>>151612183
We're playing a lot better than last night. IDK what happened yesterday, this is more of what we've seen from them this season. We have a Pitlick that's American and a Pitlick that's Canadian. What are the fucking odds

and Roadrunners just scored so goodbye shutout
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uh oh, Bfield
>uh oh
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>>151612201
I had to switch over to the Edmonton feed. The Seattle feed just completely cut out
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>>151612223
Thats krakens hockey babby
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>>151612201
gary used his sorcery to conjure up a strong wind on the west coast tonight. why? who can say
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>>151612269
No; it shorted out his magnetars, and he's furious
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>>151612349
Gary when he sees a city of over a million people who hate hockey
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>>151612201
>>151612236
I switched back to the Seattle feed. They're using the Edmonton feed
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>>151612349
The prompt?
just "Garry Bettman"
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>>151612401
We call him garebear here <3
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>tv
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is the fraiser worth a watch? I feel like I would relate to the crotchety old man
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its over
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>the city of Alberta
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top cheese
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Lmao maybe mcdavid should start trying to score some goals
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>>151612468
it was like Golden Girls for middle age gay men, so yeah, sorta
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>>151612468
season 1 (like most sitcoms) is kinda rough, but then it's kino

UNTIL a specific point later on in the series, and then it's dogshit for a few years
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o captain my captain
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we are so back
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>>151612493
>>151612495
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>>151612544
don't post that smug asian woman @ me again ty
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>>151612558
I was thanking you with her cute dimples
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>>151612569
oh okay you're welcome :)

i looked it up, it's good up through the end of season 7
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gg, Tucson
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AND EDMONTON GOALTENDING LOSES AGAIN
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>soilers
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mcdavid is going to be locking himself in the goon cave tonight, that's for sure
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Connor McRetardthatcan'tscoregoals
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oilers are washed huh
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damn fine day for hockey
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My Condies
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>Surely the team that double shifts their two real players 28 minutes a night for 82 games straight (plus playoffs) will consistently be a contender and not burn out
>Make them the cup favorites again
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>>151611369
Chris is busy shaking hands with the rich and powerful at the Viking Meats nowadays
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>>151612659
They relied too much on a 40 year old Corey Perry last year. Also the referees. They should have been eliminated in the first round
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everybody hopes that their team can go all the way but in reality there are 2 or 3 teams at most who actually have a decent shot because of the extreme talent dilution. the rest of the league is just filler so gary can sell more tickets and jerseys, which is why he will never stop adding teams whenever he can. shit league shit commissioner shit teams but whatever go canucks go
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>>151612773
True
go flames go!
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thus, bud1
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>>151612877
Where do you want the Flames to go? To the bottom? They are already there!
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>>151612939
>the bottom
much like trb was on 04/17/22
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>>151612939
To the cup of course
go flames go!
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>>151612939
bit outdated my knights got wrecked kwab
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>>151612966
>got wrecked
much like trb on 04/17/22
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>>151612911
>>151612949
>>151612969
How was rehab bud?
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>>151613062
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my name is anonymous and i'm a bud1aholic
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>>151613113
how many days has it been since your bur won
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>>151613134
>bur
bro needs a round of rehab
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>>151613155
my fault I just was getting a popsicle
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>>151613165
to remind yourself of 04/17/22
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>>151613176
nah I wasn't raped that day
tony kahn was probably
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>>151613189
KWAB true
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turns out slopdown was in fact cancelled
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>>151613189
>raped that day
reminds me of trb and 04/17/22
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>>151613217
nah you're thinking of translision
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Is it time to strip Mcdavid of the C?
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>>151613247
Yep in fact I already call him Mdavid
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good morning faggots
I hope you all are having a great weekend
I prayed for every single one of you today
I also prayed for copey I hope he is able to have a good relationship with his children

anyway fuck gary 1993 kwab LGRW
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>>151613069
If I saw someone wearing this I would probably try to kill my self in the wawa
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>>151613217
hampage too

trannymight next
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a battle of retardation? so be it
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Wrestlefags OUT
Browns OUT
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>>151613281
thanks bro my kid just likes to go to shows like his old man and mom. how are ya today
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why is xhe rb on his lebanon vpn again
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>>151613314
hopefully the kids know how to pit

I'm fuckin tired bro this place is wearing me down. but hockey is on and a hot brown girl cleans my apartment for me so I can't complain
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My krakies are finally getting their shit together :)
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just got here why's samir chimping this time?
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>>151613373
weird to describe your own mother as "hot" but alright
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ranger's
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>>151613451
oilers got btfo again
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>>151613503
are losing to my flames! :)
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>>151613513
Our flames svenfren :)
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is the flames played the wilkes barre scranton penguins would wolf even be able to beat them?
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surely the rags can best the lowly flames
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>>151613373
Lebanon is whiter than you'll ever be
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:)
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>>151613894
umm forgot your vpn fren
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>>151613894
based
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>bretfags working themselves into a shoot shoot
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>>151613926
The other gut posted the wrong gif so i just returned the favor
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>>151613894
>Shawn is a fag
Gets me every time.
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>>151613614
our flames :)
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>je'von evans
>tatum paxley
>ricky saints
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>>151614072
kino. and blake :)
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>>151614072
got a lot of joy out of drones calling starks a pissant goblin for 5 years then turning around and pretending he's a draw
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THIS TEAM SUCKS
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>>151614151
Butt they are paying Kirill 17mil a year lol. They might also be horribly stupid too.
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>>151614111
>starks
who
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>the caps only had 13 shots to ottawa's 34
>the caps lost 7-1
what the fuck happened?
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>>151614192
Sens are Elite.
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night bros
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'77 habs vs '02 wings?
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>>151614227
okay but really
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>just two more years...
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After turning 30 I've been falling asleep before midnight and waking up at 7am even on the weekends
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>>151594466
>mcdavid causing problems playing hero hockey chasing the puck like every decent sports commentator pointed out during the playoffs
>bouchard can't decide if he's a scarecrow or a straighty on the ice
>skinner and pickard worse than ever before
looking like these guys won't even clear the first stage of the conference this year fuckin goals got a no pucks allowed sign planted in the blue fuck sake
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only here to announce my 2am marner
>>
Shane pinto is powered by the magic of sports gambling
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gary's goblin friends almost have enough magic beans to summon another sunbelt franchise
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>Kraken's best ever start
>they don't look like abysmal dogshit
>Jessica Campbell is still on their coaching staff

Were the other coaches really that bad? They're even banged up with injuries and still doing well. I don't know what to do in a world where the Kraken might be good.
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>>151614603
>5-2-2 in october
Clear the homeless encampments. Plan the parade.
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>>151614603
Also, the Flames are 1-7-1. Both of those 1's come from Seattle. Although the Kraken are fortunate to play in a shit division. They could be battling for a top 3 spot all season.
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>>151614797
kraken and flames haven't played yet this season
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>>151614824
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>>151614843
I was looking at pre season. Sorry. Good luck to the Kraken this season.
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the darkest hours of the night
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>>151614824
>>151614846
Pure kino
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>>151615030
tremblay got the last laugh when roy was humiliated by the wings in the 02 ploffs
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>eyes: open
>stomach: gurgling
>farts: triggering the air purifier
Yep its marner time
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>>151614983
>>151615077
Go to bed.
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>>151615092
It's not even 5:30 yet

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN6wXxYEc1F/?igsh=MXVuOTRsNTQ3anc0dQ==
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>>151615092
And marner the bed? No thank you
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN6wNU9EZSl/?igsh=cnB3cGc2cnlsN250
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Shant be clicking those
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>>151615139
It's hockey related
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>>151615105
>lipstick
fucking yuck, closed immediately
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for me its the flames official tiktok page
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>>151615156
Youre pretty fay
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Once told a girl she was pretty ugly
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>>151615217
did she put out afterwards
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>>151615209
most men don't like makeup
women wear it to try to compete with other women, because they're the ones who think that it looks good

you know what kind of men like makeup?
faggots
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>>151615105
>I'm a hockey player, pay attention to my appearance

female genocide when
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>>151615239
>most men don't like makeup
Maybe on planet incel
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>>151615256
Nah he's right
An extremely pretty makeup-less women is the pinnacle
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>>151615239
this but fake nails
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For me a good personality goes a long way
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beverly cleary was a smokeshow in her 20s
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>>151615441
says you
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>>151615256
I'm right anecdotally, but I'm also right according to every study ever
go talk to anyone in any social science research department
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>>151615533
>a bunch of ugly angry liberal pigs release studies that say men prefer ugly women
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>>151615533
Would be hard to know for sure. All attractive women who care about their appearance wear make-up even if they would be as attractive without it. It's just 50% a hobby and 50% a cycle they're stuck in
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Morning marner status: deposited
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>>151615708
put it back
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>>151594466
uh why are hawk tuah now mammoths?d
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Detroit Red Wings is now my favorite hockey team because Detroit, Michigan makes me think of Iran because of comic book characters Spawn and Astaroth in Soul Calibur.

Hope Detroit can eliminate Toronto and Florida from the Altantic division.

Hope to see Detroit become Stanley Cup Champions again like 2008.
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>>151615979
Sorry but Gary has decided it's a Mammoth year
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>>151615979
Hello Iranian
What do you think of Assyrians?
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>>151615979
As a native michigander and red wings fan i dont really understand your reasoning, but i happily accept your support nonetheless.
Welcome fren.
Inshallah Lord Stanley’s cup will return to the Mitten once again.
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>>151615956
Hi Belgium :)
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>>151616114
hello canucky
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>>151615979
Which player would you want on the Red Wings roster more: Mika ZibanJihad or Nazem Jihadri?
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>>151615979
Devils are gonna eat shit after the Olympic break
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>>151616370
Fuck I meant Wings.
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>>151616272
dont talk shit about the flames 2nd best player
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the hours between 2 am and 6 am do not feel real, the only people awake at this time either work some horrendous graveyard shift or are clearly suffering from some kind of problem
honestly even 6 to 8 am don't feel like real time that's just prep for the "actual" day
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i got 99 problems but my teams next draft pick aint one
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>>151616443
A pretty big chunk of the population work shifts that isn't just daytime. For some reason people who work 7-16 think everyone's asleep at night
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>>151616476
As someone who used to work a night shift, this line
>clearly suffering from some kind of problem
is very true. People that work night shifts are all a little bit fucked up.
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>>151616523
Yeah but working night is always more relaxing and mean shorter shifts. Everyone's stressed out during the day
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>>151616548
Definitely not the case when you're working in a shipping warehouse.
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>>151616523
Same. The craziest people I ever met were my nightshift coworkers. Extremely short tempered and angry about everything. My mental state drastically improved when I quit that job
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>>151616579
I think I would kill myself if I had to return to my old warehouse job
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>hintz and kullimikke down
something needs to be done about the rampant fennophobia
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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I think McDavid will get legit pissed if they lose tonight
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>>151616443
I woke up at 3:43 and laid in bed until I finally gave up and got coffee at 4:30.
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>>151616443
i wake up at 3:30 am every morning having to pee. then i pee and if i get in bed real quick then i can fall asleep again
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>>151617720
just wear a diaper retard
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>>151617346
He’s still only at one goal? Kwab
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My FUCKING GOD, how can normies be addicted to phones when they are such a shit experience to do anythimh on
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Why did Avs lose to the Bruins? I thought they were supposed to be good?
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Pulled an all nighter yesterday.
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Just realized last night was the first time Stars and Canes played since the Mikko trade. Yeah so Avalanche and Canes lost the trade officially.
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>>151617891
A few minutes of brain age everyday would help you
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>>151616443
lmao I am both of those type of people
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>>151615239
Most men don't know what "no makeup" means. So many times have I seen some guy say that he prefers natural looks and no makeup only to see him laud a woman's look who is obviously wearing makeup.
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>>151618019
same lol
slept from 08:00 to 14:30
this week is gonna suuuuuuuck
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Which teams will suffer the most when they lose their EBT (emergency backup tenders) in November?
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>>151616443
i went to bed at midnight because of the fucking jays game
im tired
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>>151615239
Women wear makeup because the beauty industry Jew knows that unlike men, women are impressionable enough to be brainwashed into thinking that they need to cake their face in hundreds of dollars worth of beauty products before going out. It's no coincidence that tomboy, whose whole thing is acting like men while still retaining their feminity, wear little to no makeup.
>>151618094
Nice cope. It's easy to tell when a woman isn't wearing any makeup if you actually touch grass every once in a while.
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I am a Tomgirl
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>>151618331
you are a loser and you're completely buckbroken much like the st louis blues
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>>151618331
Uhuh and I’m Jason Robertson. Every time the camera pans to me on the bench fucking around on the iPad? Yeah I’m just smashing the update button on this shit general.
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>rags vs flims
This is it. Today. For everything.
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>>151618389
>buckbroken
Yeah my Wings did that. At 4-0 I switched over to football, but came right back.
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>>151618578
>current year
>watching football
ooof big yikes
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we're gonna need a new thread soon
just a heads up
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Avalanche or Devils? Who we got
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>>151618303
How is it a cope? What would I be coping with?

I also prefer women with no makeup, but there are plenty of men who claim to like women with no makeup that prefer women who are obviously wearing makeup. They usually react with the "ugh, I prefer when women don't wear makeup" if they have really heavy makeup or bright lipstick. Then they'll point something like pic related as an example of a woman with no makeup and how natural beauty is always better.
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>make a hockey related post
>nobody cares
>everyone is too busy sperging about female cosmetic products
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>>151619002
he's wearning lipgloss
and i NEED to know what brand
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>>151594466
New thread when
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new
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>>151619127
>>151619127
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