/hoc/eviously: >>151645774News: https://www.tsn.ca/
>>151657720>>151657720>>151657720>>151657720
>>151657820He didn't fly so good
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
Gary
>>151657820he was just trying to get a closer look because he couldn't see the puck
>>151657820Fucking Yinzers
>>1516578674 U
>>151657924I sit up there all the time and can see it just fine
hockey "purists" think the have all the answers but a big fat goalie that covers the net has never actually been tried
>>151657924kwab go flames
>>151657820i was there he was pushed by a guy in an islanders shirt
>the city of Saint Louis
>>151657820that was just somebody who bet their life savings on crosby not scoring point 1700
>>151657820I'd be pretty ticked off if some retard from the upper bowl fell onto me or even in my section
>>151657820blues fan?
jesus tap dancing fucking Christ, god damn
>>151657820what the fuck is wrong with pittsburghers
>>151658182the need seatbelts, clearly
>>151657820Something similar happened at the Pitt game on Saturday some camera guy fell 50 feet
ka-BOOM
>>151658182
>>151658182they have 0 balance from all the steel fumes
>malkin is leading the league in pointsgary's zoomers are a fucking joke
>>151658182It's like how the Dutch have the highest death by falling down stairs per capita. It's part their tradition and culture.
raped tard
>>151658277>those wooden shoes are slippery, lad...
must have been celebrating the goal too hard
>>151658350They're called 'klompen', lad
lord please let the sharks be bad for another 3-4 seasons so my team has time to slink off into the night with dignity
>>151658405clogs
>my slippery klompen
My Sensies are so fucking back :)
>>151658451my avsies respect the flames and mostly their 1c who we should have fucking kept
>>151658404It would pretty hard to fall to the first level from the upper level because of the box seats that are there
>Losing to the SensMy B's are fucking toast.
>>151658477
My penguins are leading in goals for (:
>>151658526:) Glad I could help.
>>151657820That's GOTTA hurt!
>>151658517Cope there's no shame in losing to my Sensies
>>151658404Imagine going to the game and your buddy trips over the rafters that early into the game
>pong are 7-2>rags are last in the eastis sullivan that bad
>>151658404FIRST FOR DEDCheck em
>>151658404>third incident in 2025 at PPG
>>151658597imagine dying in the arena on the same night crosby gets 1700 points
>>151658570>CopeYou don't know what that word means, do you? I said they were toast.
>Is The Senators Better Without Brady Tkachuk?
>>151658630It's all downhill from here
>>151658652retard lol
>>151658630Yes? A neverending darkness where you dont exist.
>>151658632
>>151658622Not Ppg Pittsburgh someone fell at the Steelers game last year
>"Sid is one of one. He will do WHATEVER IT TAKES!">"Is that why he's got muscles growing out of his forehead?">"He's NATTY!!!"srsly, NHL should just get rid of their "drug testing". It's about as legit as WWE's.Dude's testicles are the size of raisins. There'll never be a Sid Jr.
>>151658691That's cap
>>151658721doing roids for longevity is based
>Cozens gets a penalty because Zadorov grabbed his stickGary's secret to parity is gifting PPs to the losing team
this one doesn't even make sense the pun guy fell off
>>151658721This is what you look like when the commies don't steal your bodily fluids
>>151658182You’d want to die if you were a Yinzer
>>151658761How? Pretty self-explanatory to me.
>>151658745The question is why everybody needs them, all of the sudden.Why are men's T levels so low in the first place?Then there's the fact that they effectively sterilize users.But whatever.It's the world we live in, now.
>>151658721shouldn't you be happy with schaefer bud you can let it go
>>151658776Dude's juiced to the gills.Let's just stop being children.That's all.
>>151658794Proper cycling doesnt cause that
>>151658794bud gave you a t injection and you're still ungrateful about it
>Proper cyclingdrug abuser talk
>>151658743You mean touque?
>>151658721Don't worry bud, I think about Sid's genitals all day tooI'm a trans Islanders fan btw
>>151657924
>>151658746>given a free penalty>end up beefing itPoverty Franchise
>>151658795Everybody knows that rasslers and actors are juiced up.Then when there are these athletes having, almost literally, backwards aging curves, and all of the sudden 50 year-old dudes turn into little children w/ Santa: "It's not true! He's ALL NATURAL!!!"It's just, like, it's time for sports fans to grow the fuck up.Sid is the most obvious juicer since Barry Bonds.
>>151658706and a pirates game. thank god pittsburgh doesn't have an nba team.
>>151658908All athletes should be juiced up. If only for recovering from injuries.
sens alternates are a bit gaudy
>>151658893>sid's genitals"No!!! You can't talk about the side effects of steroids!!!"Fuck off, faggot.Every user should know that they're effectively taking themselves out of the gene pool.>"B-b-but [insert some exception who probably spent 200k on IVF] had kids!!!"I said fuck off, faggot.Sid's balls are the size of raisins.
>>151658965Yup
>>151658983Reminds me of Thrashers jersey
>>151658182would you rather fall from higher up onto grass or from lower onto concrete and risk hitting railings and shit. the plight of the yinzer
>>151657820I remember seeing the video of the Pirates fan. It was a bit traumatizing. I feel for anyone that might have seen this fan fall.
My Sensies :)>ruin5
>the ruins of Boston
>>151659094ALLAH'S FLAMSIES!!!!GO FLAMES
>>151657720lets go reffies!
>>151659026>sterility>backne>deformed facial structure (enlarged head)I used to do BJJ and the users were all incredible. But I just couldn't for the life of me know what it's like to know I'd be dependent upon syringed for the rest of my life, and my jizz would be completely hollowed-out and useless.I just feel completely alienated from modern pills and needles culture. It just grosses me out.
>6ruins
>6 ga swaymanthat will be 8.25 million dollars plus tip
>>151659212Winning isn't for everyone, I guess.
>>151659080That retard was drinking under age and got charged for it. Also he got to throw out the first pitch a few months later and got arrested for something else lol.
>>151659283legend
>>151659283Shut up moonfagfocus on hockey and the Flames
>>151659283proper yinzer lad innit
>>151659282>winningBeing childless is losing.Being dependent upon needles for life is losing.Different strokes for different folks.All I'm saying here is that ppl should admit that many athletes (Sid, 1,000%) are users.
>>151659283he didn't happen to have tickets to the pens game tonight?
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEVEN goals
My Sensies Brazil a second team in a row :)
Gary's going after Monday night football.
.682 Swayman
>>151659524his salary should be $0.682
>>151659376>Being childless is losing.Lots of famously roided athletes have children, don't exaggerate>for lifeUnless your name is Jaromír, you'll only be dependent on them until your late thirties at most.
>>151659453good, fuck Goodell and his shitty league
>>151659524Good thing he doesn't get paid much
let's just say on this last week of october that i am NOT wearing the fucking poppy this year. i'm just not!
>>151659615remember to turn your vpn on
Northern ontario's got critical minerals
>>151659615I usually intend to, then forget.
>>151659414That's a whole menorah
>>151659648they got rocks in their heads lmao
>>151659687I miss Gil Stein
>>151659597
>>151659800Boomer Anime
can boston complete the comeback?
>>151659845Kek, never heard it described like that before
Sensbros...
>>151658414It'll be interesting to see how ridiculous he is when he has proper defence backing him up.
>>151659927Our based reffies trying to stop the best 10 second 6-goal effort of our time
>challenging a goal when you're already up by 6Green is a fucking troll
>>151659958Never count Boston out for a come back.
>>151659845That's because it's a based Millennial anime. Pic related is peak boomer
>>151659380I didn’t see the retard who fell
good goal>points emphatically
LMAO BRUINS
>>151660032Meant for >>151659948
>guy fell over the escalator at the Steelers game and died last year>guy fell off a 21 foot wall at the pirates game this year>camera guy fell 50 feet at the Pitt game on Saturday >fan fell a level or two at the penguins game tonightHow do can we solve the yinzer falling problem
>>151660083Let's not jump to how we can, but instead ask ourselves if we should.
>>151660077please calm down before posting next time
>>151660083use one of those tard leashes, if they fall you can reel them back in
>>151660083they wish for a meaningful deathuse their blood to anoint the team's equipment
>>151660160You would need one for everybody.They'll get tangled together and form some kind of rat king monstrosity.
>>151660236WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS?
>>151660083gary will have to start installing those suicide nets that are under bridges or around asian office buildings
>>151660427I think it's time we starting asking whether these are accidents, or it's people throwing themselves over after losing something upon which they had gambled.
>rat kingKWAB
>>151660525*BLAM*ahem, gary here. forget what this dead man said. gambling has never and will never cause anybody to do anything harmful to themselves or others.
>>151657820from leddit:>This happened in our section. We watched him trip and fall down the stairs, he tried to get a grip a few times on his way down but couldn’t stabilize himself. By the time he got to the bottom he had so much momentum he just fell over the railing and broke the glass barrier.I really hope he ends up ok. It seemed like a bunch of his friends and family were sitting in front of us and watched the whole thing happen too. >Guy actually fell from above me and my brother, landed on my brother, then fell again. I legit thought the guy was dead. Scary as hell
also here is a pic of the glass the fan hit on his way down during his fall
a different angle showing where he fell from and how far
>wolf! wolf! >piggy back!
>>151661112do you leave the game if you're that guy, or do you stay?
>>151661112>>151661154If he took a header, he's dead.
>>15166115440 ft. drop.
>>151661154FFFFFFFFFUCK, that's a long fall., even breaking it half way would be painful.
Haven't seen video yet. Anybody got it?
>>151661154Holy fuck
>>151661348I doubt it will ever get released, if anybody has it it's one of the camera crew who was randomly looking in that direction while looking for good audience reaction shots
>>151661191I think the AI companies should pay for their transgressions!
>>151661154lmao what a dumb retard
>>151661325apparently he did break his fall at least once. the whole thing must have looked like something homer would do in the simpsons considering he also apparently started falling near the top of the stairs above the glass he crashed through
>>151661154Did he jump or something? How did he miss the box seats?
>>151661112>>151661154Lol WHAT what happened??
>>151661112maybe he was leaning on the glass and it gave way.
>>151661598I’ve sat on that row not that section. I don’t think he could have moved the glass and I still don’t know about this.>>151661580
>>151661598he tripped on the stairs, rolled down the stairs, hit the glass and went over. hit the box seats on the way down and fell again
>>151661580if he did I would like to imagine it went something like this:>kicks glass and breaks itWOOOOOO!!!! LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!!>front flips off the railing into the lower bowl
I thought penguins were flightless birds?
>>151661705They are.
>This happened in our section. We watched him trip and fall down the stairs, he tried to get a grip a few times on his way down but couldn’t stabilize himself. By the time he got to the bottom he had so much momentum he just fell over the railing and broke the glass barrier. I really hope he ends up ok. It seemed like a bunch of his friends and family were sitting in front of us and watched the whole thing happen too. holy moly
>>151661705they were and that man's broken body is further proof of it
>>151661719I mean the stairs and rows themselves are kind of small. There’s not much leg room up there.
>>151661752looks pretty steep for an nhl rink, too. i hope buddy didn't land on his noggin.
>>151661719god i wish that happened to trb
>>151661795It is, maybe he was walking down the stairs too fast.
>>151661705Penguins are pretty famous for flinging themselves off ledges into the sea.
>>151657924Jen
>>151661934lmao how is he going to climb back up?
yeah Swayman isn’t going to Milan he’s going to Maui
>>151661954they swim over to the ladder, obviously
>>151661954penguins are really good swimmers
>>151657820i wonder if it was a fellow /hoc/ster
meanwhile crosby's actual thoughts are>thank god I have an excuse not to do media bullshit tonight
>>151662030maybe he should realize it's just a game
>>151661397Anon, what year do you think it is? Every idiot has there phone out at all times. Somebody had to have caught it unintentionally.
>>151662146Kind of a sad numale thing to do is ask players questions when a fan may have died on the stands
>>151661705Incorrect, they merely fly underwater. Unfortunately, there was no ocean present at the time.
>>151661954There's a ski-lift just off camera.
>>151660032Who would be the better fuck? Wilma or Betty?
>>151662286In the live action, Betty was played by Rosie O'Donnell, so I would never be able to get that out of my head. Have to go with ginger.
>>151662349I hope whoever did that got ran out of Hollywood
I had left overs from the brothers wedding and my stomach keeps growling.
>>151662373Kinda. He did not have a long career. Can't really hate him though. Same guy who directed Beethoven.
honestly how fucking fat do you have to be for 1 slight misstep to generate enough momentum to send you hurling down a flight of stairs and throw you through an inch thick piece of glass?
>>151662349Liz Perkins is a fox and a definite step up from Rosie
This shit has never happened until tonight despite that fat drunk yinzers have been sitting up there for 12 years now.
>guy falls on you>sir we would like you to go to the hospital">fuck that I paid good money for this shit" based
>>151662564please calm down this is hockey boardgo flames
>>151662349it was so devastating when Rosie was cast as Betty. we were all like Betty isnt supposed to be fat
>>151662502he was probably drunk and he gained decent momentum from rolling down the stairs
>who declined to be taken to >the hospital
>>151662618He probably got seats from his company or something
>>151662744does he get to sue gary now?
>>151662618I just don’t see how he continued to fall to the lower level after he fell into the box
>>151662823If anything Gary will sue him for the cost of replacing the broken glass
I doubt it is but I hope it isn’t some retard that I know in real life.
>>151662838maybe the guy he fell on was pissed and threw him out of his suite
>>151662864Did he hit that railing and roll off to the low lvl? Idk if the railing goes all the down to the glass in the box.
Shit. I hope this person makes a full recovery. Same with the worker that fell after the Pitt game.That said...Pittsburgh sports teams (Pirates, Panthers, Penguins) are 3-0 on game days when fans or workers have fallen from stadium levels.
>>151662864>ANOTHER banner is hung in the penguins arenapens fans can't stop winning
>>151662977Don’t forget about the Steelers last year when a fan fall over the escalator railing
>>151662993Jen
>>151662977and they said that sacrificing to malevolent gods in order to get something in return is pointless superstition
The Pittsburgh Sports Demons tried to take Lemieux as a sacrifice but his indomitable spirit prevailed and that greatly upset them.They are cashing in on the souls they are owed, with interest.
>>151661692what the hell is s*xual conduct? Did he try to have sex? You can't do that anymore he shoulda known better
>>151663142how many regular fan souls is worth 1 lemieux soul?
>>151662977>elbows up
>>151663190probably just pulled his willy out
>>151663236One soul for each surviving year past his initial cancer diagnoses, ten per cup, five per award, twenty for the Olympic gold. 2% compounding yearly interest on age related souls which collection comes into effect upon his death, added on top of total non-interest souls so far unclaimed.
>>151661112>>151661154where da video?
>>151663613on >>/b/>>151628045
why didnt gary at least stop the play while the man was hurt?
>>151664606gary would never. what he will probably do though is have his gambling affiliates let people bet on whether or not he's going to make it
>>151663487there will be great slaughter, then, before they receive fully what is owed
Im not an retard i just play one on hocgeneral.com
holy shit the dodgers game is still goingi thought baseball gary made rule changes to make it shorter
>>151665096This is why hockey is the best sport in the planet. Baseball goes for 14th innings sudden death overtime and its boring as shit. Hockey on top forever
>>151665096only during the regular season
They should have a skills competition
>>151665210what was his plan do you think
>>151665210"country roads, take me home" is like the perfect ad to almost kill yourself in front of
>>151657720Keep your head up...and on a swivel, apparently.
>>151664914>it's real and took me to the catalogue. That's a neat trick.
Guaranteed contracts are hurting the game…. There, I said it How many times have we seen a player sign an 8 year deal then completely fall off? There are too many times when we have seen teams buy out contracts, trade players to teams with cap space or demote to bottom six due to poor performance.My theory is players playing for their NHL lives early on play to their max every night. Those players on team friendly deals are playing towards their big contracts. Once those big and usually final contracts are signed, it seems like their incentive to play 100% diminishes.There are plenty of exceptions to this but there are also too many example of players failing off not to make light of it either.In full disclosure, I am a bitter Rangers fan. Our team is going to suck for many many years to come due to the overwhelming amount of guaranteed contracts we have with players well past their prime or who will never live up to their potential.Our best free agent signing of all time is Artemi Panerin. The Rangers grossly overpaid but at least he produced in the regular season, playoffs are a different story. Also our team is ridiculously bad at hockey and loaded with players who do t care. It’s sad because there are plenty of deserving kids playing in the AHL or ECHL that would gladly changes places with them just for the league minimums. I do think there should be some merit in allowing players to earn incentives beyond their contract. Take McDavids team friendly deal. If he goes on to break seasonal scoring records he should be allowed to earn a bonus with impacting the team’s salary cap.
>>151665210ai pepes are 2023 trash
Come on Babe, be a fuckin hero
Good grief
My Blues are utter fucking marnered and are sliding towards the McKenna spot at rapid speed.
>>151666185Gary needs to give him to my penguins ):
>>151661154Wtf is wrong with my fellow Penguins fans? Why don't they show up to the games? Don't they know my Pensies will win the cup? The threepeat is on.
LIKE MUSSOLINI
slopdown was cancelled
>>151666392J'AIME LA MOUSSELINE!
>>151666392Gary looks like Berlusconi
>>151663997why would you just lie like that
Gary pushed him.
wish someone would win this fucken boreball game
>>151666418oh no that was translision and hampage kwab
how is baseball a real sport? where's the tactic, strategy, teamwork? the whole game is just a fucking shootout?
>>151667779yea
has anyone in any sport ever been more terrified by someone than this chinaman rn?
>>151667779>tactic, strategy, teamworkLook up triple play highlights, etc.
wtf is this shit? this is like letting them have an empty net shot cause you're afraid of taking a penalty
>>1516677791993
>>151668012He's right though, this shit sucks.
>>151667944Triple plays are luck. Either you get lucky with where the ball is hit or you get lucky with the other team's base running being retarded
I'm a Gary girlIn a Gary world
knights play tomorrow :)
>>151668118Whatever. It's obvious the defense has clear tactics that rely on well-drilled teamwork when a ball is fielded.
oh they have their own version of the gary call too
ok this shit is gayer than an offside review
at least in overtime hokkei games they bench the fourth liners
>>151668171bro. I got seats for a WWE house show in December I'm so hyped
>>151668442hell yeah dude. i was thinking about hitting up slc for smack/main event this weekend but it's not finna happen unfortunately
Is Ohtani saving his telekinesis for when they really need it?
>>151668563they won't let him hit the ball KWAB they're cucked beyond belief
>>151668511I'm hoping to see Roxanne's butt no guarantee
>>151668585simply declining to pitch to the two billion dollar jap is based in my opinion
>>151668585They're walking him? I'm not watching it rn.
>>151668604giwtwm
>>151668630yes he got intentionally walked like 6 times kek
>>151668672oh lorda shameful display
>>1516686724 for 4 tonight...
audible AW FUCK on the broadcast
do you think gary has one of those little branden golems to clean his shoes?
>>151668875Who do you think sharpens his skates?
>>151668875kek
Another Pittsburgh fan falls again. 2025 has not been good to drunk Pittsburgh fans
did the fall guy fall on anyone?
>>151669013Several. It was a long journey.
watched weapons last night
>>151669037kek
dodger's won bros
>>151669013one guy was indeed fallen upon, he was fine though
>>151669144>18 inningsDoes that count as two games?
>>151669178it should huh
>>151669159he landed in the pink pony club I'm afraid
>>151669261>fall from pittsburgh to west hollywood
That jap is based. Refuses to speak english.
Yet another finals series Canada chokes lmao
>>151669373kek yeah he knows exactly what they're saying. when he replies, he doesn't even acknowledge the interviewer, he just looks at his bro "translator" instead
>>151669354cope he's still dancing in his heels
>shill out an equivalent GDP of an african nation for a guy that guaranteed you 1 walkwhy don't baseball gary stop this shit?
Leafs can stop losing to America when they get back in line.
i still havent seen the tariff commercial
tariffs are gay
>>151669741search Ronald Reagan tariffs commercial you fucking retard
>>151669755Just like my islanders >>151669741Ford should know you can’t insult Reagan like that boomers worship him
>When one of your former presidents likeness is used as a propaganda mouth piece against youAmericans are truly pathetic.
>>151669792You know what's more pathetic? Creating a sport and never winning at it
>>151669792"likeness" implies it's just his appearance and not his words and beliefs
grrrrrr those dang Canadians grrrrrr
>>151669840Woof? Scratch? Yiff???
I hope the dodgers win.
>>151669833It was literally his words and beliefs. I wonder what people will say when the current guy is given the same treatment in twenty years.
>>151669840it's okay poochie here's a treat :)
>>151669891Same
>>151669785didn't he win like 48 states or some shit
>>151669891We don't root for evil teams here
true we root for God's divine teams like the golden knights
>>151669891It's pronounced doyers
There are few things I hate more than uppity Toronto human garbage.
>>15166992449
what if Gary was one of usjust a Goy like all of us
>>151669891I hope all boreball fans drops dead right this minute.
>>151669785They insulted Reagan by using Reagan himself giving a speech, did they?
there is nothing better than seeing the disdain of ontariocucks realizing other leafs are rooting against their teams.
>>151670017crazy desu
>>151670031Yeah
grrrrrrr those dang Canadians really fire me up grrrrrrrrrr
>>151669907yes, it is literally his words and beliefs, which is why describing it as his likeness is untrue and misleading
>>15167001749 states voted against the guy who was concerned about the growing national debt, but now those 49 states love to clutch pearls over the debt crisis. and the irony is completely lost on them.
>>151670059growl, yarl, snap!bark bark bark!
>>151670081back the fuck off!?
Everyone should be able to go home after a sporting event, I truly hope that fan pulls through. Really well said by Crosby.
>>151670077>Splitting hairs when you know what he said was true. Washington is a dumpster fire.
>>151670078that was 40 years ago bud
>>151670098underage please leave
my sources indicate that the fan who fell sustained critical damage to his bussy
>>151670078Minnesota made the right choice they're the state of hockey
>>151670144and just why are they the state of hockey? is it an empirical fact or just hogwash and hearsay
>>151670126Been here longer than you.
>>151670163nah you haven't been and I can tell you're underage kwab
don't say the f word here on hoc
>>151670173k
>>151670206nice selfie
Gotta respect Swayman, a jew managed to jew a historic franchise team by being a absolute shitter, not even the Hughes brothers or Hyman manage to pull it off.
>>151662864I wish there were videos
>>151670345Someone probably had their phones out
frozen frenzy today
>>151670367me personally? I'm excited for the rags vs canucks
>>151657820>>151662864>>151662876>>151662823>>151662848This is all part of Lemieux's plan, apparently he regretted selling his part ownership of the team despite making a billy. The guy who fell will sue Fenway for damages this will make them look bad then they will have no choice but to sell back part ownership to Mario to repair the Penguin's image.
>>151670391Based
>>151670376nice bro hopefully the nucks beat those fags
The more I learn about refs the more I realize he did nothing wrong. My Führer was right all along.
night bros
>>151670463l8r g8r
I've been really into hockey recently and trying to learn all nhl rules and everything but it's so confusing and chatgpt.. there's a limit to how helpful it can be. I'm a figure skater so I've watched a lot of games when they're happening at my rink and know most things about skating but hockey is a whole new world to me. Is there anyone I can talk to about hockey/nhl? I really wanna learn but my friends don't know the first thing about hockey since they're all figure skaters and where I live (Korea) people generally don't really watch hockey sadly.Note: I'm moving to Surrey soon after I finish uni here and I know it's a big thing there so I decided to watch nhl since the season started and didn't think I'd end up loving it this much.
>>151670477after awhile crocodile
>>151670487This you?
>>151670505yes
das rite muh muhfuckin flames playn da laffs 2nite.
>>151670487You scared me I thought you were a pajeet for a second
>>151670487All you need to know is that we call poops "marners" the rest you'll figure out
so ryan kesler allegedly raped somebody you know what hoc? im not surprised. guys who cant hold their emotions on the ice always seem to be a little bit fucked up
>16 games tomorrow
>>151670731He got busted for visiting a prostitute on new years day
>>151670738I saw one on Thanksgiving once. Her friend waited in the bathroom while we went at it. I can't for the life of me remember what she looked like.
>>151670731he graped somebody?
>>151670757Are you sure that wasnt your cousin
>>151670733Gary giveth and gary taketh away
>>151670757
>>151670764My family is pretty spread out, so there's quite a few cousins I've never met. For all I know it could have been, desu. Unlikely though.
>>151670762nevermind it seems like it was something minor. he's charged with sex crime of the 4th degree so it's the least serious one in the US judicial system
>>151670815Prostitute
>>151670847Could be a variety of things, but prostitution is not covered by that particular charge. https://legislature.mi.gov/Laws/MCL?objectName=MCL-750-520E
>>151670868It's just some whore prostitute making up stories to get out of her own charges. Probably still had his name and number in a phone or book somewhere and she started squealing any which way after she got picked up. Some hotshot woke DA feels sympathy for the whore and wants to make a name for herself so is eating it hook line and sinker.
>>151670545cant wait :)
>>151670899Ok chud
>>151670899tl;dr - I'm an angry man-child.
>>151670915weird thing to admit lol
>>151670899This fantasy can't even happen in our communist and gay utopia since sex work is decriminalised
>>151670911>>151670915It's either that or he got caught pissing in public
>>151670935>ryan keslerThat sounds a lot more believable. Probably had a cte moment and dropped trou
>>151670935Again, not something covered by that charge.
>>151670935I'm honestly suprised the crown has not gotten me for this yet
>>151670934And I love you for it, Canada.
>>151670955Okay Sherlock why don't you enlighten us
>>151670899lol that's not how it works
still mad that we never got to see a Kesler - Kessel - Klesla line
>>151670966See >>151670868
>>151670059woah buddy watch your language
>>151670868>>151670978I bet he was volunteering at a school and tried to pick up a qt sped teen
>>151671001It also covers the 'turns out she was underage' scenario, incest and unconsciousness. More information is needed.
Ryan Kesler looked in the general direction of a woman for .0000000001 seconds and so he should be executed as all rapist pigs need be.
>>151671023It covers women 16-18 who he could have power over. Maybe a private coaching session gone wrong©™
>>151671043Could be! From https://www.grabellaw.com/section-750-520e-michigan-legislature.html , this seemingly also could include situations like the Gummi Venus di Milo episode of the Simpsons, so it's really anyone's guess for now.
gary gaped and graped me
>>151671057Wow. Haven't thought about that in decades.
>>151670899Last thing the law does is inspect a prostitutes client list because they and many people above them are all inside it
>>151671077>are all inside itThe prostitute or the list?
>>151671082Both obviously
>>151671093Good point.
>>151671206it is disrespectful to bully a man at a patch
nice to see him back to elite form
>>151671478>worst accidents in sports historyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving_Day_Disaster
>>151671488sexo
>>151671488Someone mislabeled that horse.
>>151671489it says one of the worst get over yourself
>>151671513I know it does. I was sharing something I learned. Get over YOURself.
>>151671532you're boring
>>151671540You must be starved for stimulation then, given all these (You)s you keep giving me.
how the fuck do you do the new captcha Gary implemented?
>>151671489https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unusual_deathshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths_in_the_20th_centuryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths_in_the_21st_centurysome of the most unintentional hilarious wiki pages in existence
>>151657951we have enough Americans in the league
>>151671598America is a gay place for gay people
>>151671580>unintentional hilariousit's a list of deaths you grim fuck, give your head a shake
>>151671664>Adelir Antônio de Carli. 21 April 2008. The 41-year-old Catholic priest and sky diver undertook a cluster balloon flight to raise funds for charity. During the flight, contact was lost and de Carli disappeared. The lower part of his body was found floating in the sea eleven weeks later on 4 July.If you can't laugh at that, you don't have a soul.
>>151671580>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths_in_the_21st_centurydid ray emery make it?
>>151671580Hahahaha just shared this in the discord
>>151671684Drowning isn't really unusual.
>>151671664>The 62-year-old owner of Segway Inc. died after apparently riding a Segway Personal Transport System off a cliff in Thorp Arch, England.[82][83][84] The coroner came to the conclusion that Heselden had likely fallen from the cliff with the Segway after "getting into difficulty" reversing to allow a man walking his dog to pass him.
>>151671664>Julio Macías González. 26 August 2016. The 17-year-old from Mexico City died from a cerebrovascular accident caused by embolus formed on a neck hickeyLiteral succubi down south of the Rio Grande, I tell you what.
sure it's 8am but look at these hilarious deaths!
>>151671580>The 13-year-old died from her injuries at an NHL game after a deflected puck struck her in the left temple. She was the first and only fan fatality in the league's history.[8][9] Lol
>>151671731Now you're getting it!>Karanbir Cheema. 9 July 2017. The 13-year-old from London, England, died in the hospital days after having a severe allergic reaction to a piece of cheese thrown at him by a classmate. Cheema was severely allergic to wheat, gluten, all dairy products, eggs and all nuts.>>151671742No. Shame on you. Skam!
>>151671580Cant find the Nordiques or the Coyotes
Lotta ghouls itt
>>151671810Thanks I consider myself feral
>The 38-year-old lawyer from Toronto fell from the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre while demonstrating that its windows were "unbreakable". He threw himself against one, which, true to his assertion, did not break, but instead popped out of its frame.I heard this story so many times on the playground.
yall are sick
>death is... le bad... despite the fact that I have no evidence it is
>>151671711Looney Tunes ass death right here
burgers, please keep your mutts on the leash or else.thank you sweatys
>>151671922Based milleniboomer putting that zoomoid in his place.
>>151671578You do the letters underneath the circles and diamonds
>>151671922Would it matter much if he did it?
>>151671952forgot picrel
>>151671937gen z > soilenials and everyone else desu>>151671952>>151671955we'll see you never know, may allah help us
Why’s Gary doing this on a Tuesday? Why not a weekend
>>151671983Gen Z is the most homosexual generation, all useless tiktok brained retards who speaks in memes and think black american culture is the pinnacle of civilization.Millennials are the last white generation, we're competent, smart and actually think like humans. We will always be superior to zoomers and I won't budge on this.
>>151671922why did they even list their ages?
>>151672006>we're competentI'm useless. The rest was is true.
>>151672011Going for this sort of vibe, probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phvMyYKrZLc
>>151671983Based t. 28 year old elder zoomer
>>151671993>all those eastern teams starting this lateGary is actively trying to sabotage the league I swear.
>>151672046Gary doesn’t want the nhl to grow since he doesn’t want more work or responsibility
I have been awake for over three hours, and my team doesn't play for over ANOTHER 13 HOURS!
>>151671861how tf could you get evidence for death being bad? the hell does that even mean?
>>151671580Jen
>>151672169We'll probably end up in heaven or wake up from the simulation so why worry about it, funerals should be a celebration
Don't forget to relax and read your favorite literature every now and again.It's good for the mind.
>>151672221
>>151672204i like how the irish do it. the wake is fun party but the funeral is really somber. best of both worlds.
>>151672610all these games and only two aren't shit
>>151672652Utah vs Edmonton Vegas vs Carolina Washington vs Dallas
>>151672692flames laffspens flyersrest are ALL shit
Our leafs can usually choke anything but I'm not even worried about tonight
>>151672221Is that AI?
>>151671993>my canesies finally back to an actually tenable schedule I can fucking watch>but now you got shit like the rags and habs playing at 10 PM insteadI'm starting to worry for gary's mental well-being
if irrelevant west coast teams want to play in the middle of the night to an audience of no one have at it, BUT DON'T DRAG MY HABBIES INTO IT WITH YOU
the evening has an odor of burning leaves
Why are games starting at 6 pm et today?
>>151672803in its own sad way I can respect anybody showing up to laffs games at the moment because at least they aren't bandwagoning and acting like they're lifelong blue jays fans since last week
>>151672822frozen frenzy, all the Gary League teams play today
>>151672822Gary’s interns finally sold him on happy hour hockey
Our Sennies :)
>>151672831>>151672843Nice maybe I will watch it. We changed the time here this weekend, so now there is only a 5-hour difference.Thank you Gary.
>clocks go back this weekend>have to wake up early on Sunday anywaygrim and frostbitten
LET'S HAVE A PARTY THERE'S A FULL MOON IN THE SKYIT'S THE HOUR OF THE WOLF AND I DON'T WANNA DIEI'M SO HAPPY DANCIN WHILE THE GRIM REAPERCUTSCUTSCUTSBUT HE CAN'T GET ME(I'm as clever as can beand I'm very quick but don't forgetwe've only got so many tricks.No one lives forever!)
>>151672876Based it’ll be fun :)
>>151672876you euro jokers got the jump on us and now my soccer games are an hour later than usual
Making playoffs by 2030 might be too optimistic for my broons
>>151673125same with you not being a massive fag
Why ain't there video of that guy falling at the Pens game?
>>151673134hey man be nice
>>151673187Psyop invented by Gary
>>151673189no that kids annoying
>>151673212So are you
>>151673220Source?
>>151673223It came to me in a dream
>>151672985>jumpIt doesn't feel right to be talking about jumps right now.
going to evening mass at harissa tomorrow to pray for all of you
bruins swayman playoffs swayman playoffs playoffs swayman swayman playoffs do you think swayman playoffs swayman
>>151673299Thanks :)
>>151673299God bless you. What rite do you follow?
>>151673299ask st. charbel to help me!
Our master who we calgarians worship. Hail Satan.
>>151673552I went to the monument in aannaya on the 22nd, they have a silent ceremony for st. charbel on the 22nd of each month>>151673548signed up for RCIA a little bit before I got sent here, everything is in arabic so I just pray the rosary and then pray silently for others
>>151673299Harissa is a sauce retard
>>151673299Did you copy all my blogposts down to give to the priest in confession ?
hoc is a Protestant Nation
Who Heathen gang here?
>>151673699>>151673617infidels Couldn't imagine being a christian and not being coptic, or at least a member of one of the other orthodox schisms, either african or greek or russian. Couldn't imagine being a christian and thinking protestantism is not a heresy. Couldn't imagine not being Jewish in the first place tho.
The Flames dynasty has begun
>>151673740True
>>151673259that completely slipped my mind
>>151673740>The Flames dynasty has begunSatan is with us, fellow supplicant.
I wanted to go to latino church the other week but i was too sleepy
>>151673738Flames HuakbarAllah's chosen team
>>151673763>vintage
>>151673738I got 95 theses and a bitch ain't one
>>151673763Pup status?
>>151673769Satan is a non Flames FanFlames fans are the light of Allah Subhanawatallah
>>151673791Justa
>>151673767Steady now, your punnery is a bit off kilter.
>>151673763
>>151673799All who pledge obedience to the Dark One can join the Flames coven, anon.
>>151673848great gimmick
>>151673783Islam is cool too they have that philospher that was big into negative theology, can't remember his name, his shits good to read.
>>151673908>>151673908>>151673908New
