Beastpuria edition
*heems (You)*
>>151679402what a zesty little munchkin
>>151679402Someoen explain this...I refuse to relive my Shamrock moment again
*solves the eyepoke meta*
whos that pokemon?
>>151679307I’d say Ankalaev and DDP are still above him Two of the worst title fight performances ever in different fonts
how come the greatest mixed martial artists are always gay?
>moicano wants money>heres a couple hundred thousand the UFC stole from you>noo not that money!
new thread (real) >>151679557>>151679557>>151679557
>>151679607How embarrassing
>>151679607>no heem in subject>heem in body>not earlyoverall ranks higher than this thread. shall be migrating
>>151679402He's got sugar in his tank!
>>151679402Ouchie
The trinity of cowardice this year has beenRidderBo nickalAsspinalAll 3 of them have won 50k rupees
>>151679480
AHHHHHHHH ME EYE
>>151679633"Miami wife" is code for "Miami man" I fear!
House party nearby, bringing weird guys.
fazza update on tom's eyehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNYKi4XB6Cw
>>151679402Topuria's tattoos look bad. That "T" inside an octagon with a crown is his logo. Who gets a tattoo of his own face and logo?From a distance, his tattoos just look like scribbles or somebody spilled a bucket of ink on him. Not even gonna mention the Conor rip-off. So insecure for a guy who's legit.
*peeks*
unbelievable. it took less than 5 minutes as champion for tom aspinall to destroy mixed martial arts forever. we're a laughing stock now.
they should just make the rematch for next weekend
>>151679402ALL MY HEROES ARE GAY NIGGAS!
>>151679886It's over. He will never live this down.
the champion has a pig
I thought it was just the fighters who don't believe Tom.. But even the normsters see through it...
>>151679402Chama!
>>151679990That’s his son
>>151679806Fuck you
DDP (Dustin Diamond Poirier) now has diamond teeth.Chills...
>>151679951what do you think you're seeing in that clip, exactly?
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would heem a man before poking him in the eye
>>151680068Deceit and lies
>>151680029His son is a human playa.
>>151679886tom peekspinall KWABOTY
>>151679886for fuck sake bros... now its over
tom's fazza about tom's fighting career>this is just a job he's doing for this period of timehe also said they ask if he will get paid before they decided to stop the fight
>>151679886holy fucking shit. fuck.
wait so if someone bet on tom or gane to win, do they get their money back or do they lose it since it was a no contest?
>>151679881Nothing more based than getting a tattoo of yourself on your chest, honestly. That's the only reason I picked him to heem charles. Tigers heem Lions in real life, while cazzie redditors think Lions are the kings of the jungle.
dear oh dear.
>>151679402Nothing will erase the pain
>>151680332not even vicodins?
>>151680205Depends on the site most of them void it though
>>151680332STOP THE FIGHT!
>>151680332you better not post that again
>>151680205i got my money back
>>151680205I picked Gane by TKO and got my money. I was betting through real street bookies, thoughbeit.
they are now lying saying gane put his hand out like this
>>151680450streets are saying gane won so makes sense
>vlogs about it
Who wins between Steve Garcia and David Onama in the five round main event?
>>151679886We're team tom here
>>151680565Embarrassing propaganda
Ciryl showed a him a door and he took it
Baby gotta new high chair!
>>151680635>the size of that chair>the children's books in the next roomTom went to a children's optometrist? OH NONONO
>>151680539garcia by 2nd round tko
topuria has married his sister
Tom Aspinall reportedly has passed away due to his injuries, as per sources.
>>151680715why do women give me boners?
why wasnt Tom in the most recent vlog? does his cowardice know no bounds?
Im going to war with tomala fans on yt
>>151680795he's in a coma
that poke could have fucking killed him but keep laughing
>>151679886>ACK!>puts towel on the other eye
>>151680539garcia is chinny as fuck, onama 1st or 2nd round heem
>>151680827wow he is even having eye spasms the poor guy
It's over
>>151680258Tattooing your name on your back is equally as based.
>>151680835Bruh Roberto Romero dropped Onama. Nate the train heemed him Onama has 2 heems in 6 wins Garcia has 7 heems in 7 wins and the highest knockdown rate in featherweight history.It's a close good fight though. Maybe you're not familiar with Onama, but that's just not the kind of fighter he is.
i can't believe mma is over
"UFC is done."
>>151679886does it count as peeking if you can't see through the eye?
>>151680996you're not wrong, i haven't done a dive on onama for the picks on saturday, just going off memory. they both beat about the same level of competition. it just might be a battle of who's the chinniest
looks like lots of heem potential for this weekend's card
Thoughts and prayers for Tom's eye, I hope he can see soon
>>151681144they're "taking a break" because "heem has gone to shit," they're saving face
Someone make a faahhh edit of tom vs ciryl
gane will sell 3 million ppvs fighting pereira for the belt while tom sells pencils out of a tin cup
>>151681144
>>151680293oh but he can't see out of that eye, right?
test.
unreal how many Tom roaches there are on youtube scurrying on every video and trying to shape the narrative
We must applaud Tom's bravery for showing men that its OK to cry and quit if things get hard then make a documentary about it afterwards
>>151681252yeah, they're going to call it KWAB
>>151681246it's pretty crazy how he keeps on winning
Tom blind gypsy beggar walking around Manchester Piccadilly station with cardboard sign reading>I CANT SEE>WHY ARENT YOU DONATING
Paddy the fat retard
>>151681052I meant 7 heems in 8 wins. Last one was a decision. And Onama was dropped by Nate not heemed my bad.Youre right thoughbeit Garcia had a rough start and got embarrassingly heemed by Maheshate. But since then he's been on streak where I think he looks good. But the fact he always gets so many knockdowns and they're fighting in the Apex makes me want to pick him.
>>151681246How come Tom couldn't just choke out Gane immediately and avoided the eye poke?
>>151681377brit>i can't seeamerican>i can't breathe
mario bautista landed 9 strikes in round 2 1 of them almost put umar out cold
umar's gimmick is getting lite-heemed by non-power threats who barely touch him
>>151681478Wow Umra sucks
it's something called aura, tom. you wouldn't understand.
>>151681500Umor humor
>>151681144Occular Occurrences
venerable lama gane attempted to open aspinalls third eye. what tom saw was too much for him
Tom's new 8 episode series "My Fight For Sight" debuting on sky 112 the noo
*enters the thread*
>>151681144It's a dicey dicey situation, perhaps it's best to not pull our hawlgs over it fer sure bapa
Who is the Shohei Ohtani of mma?
>>151681653james vick
mocking Tom>UFC fightersdefending Tom>Ariel Helwani>SchaubYeah I know which side I'm on
>>151681653the guy who schaubed against tim elliot, beast of a peach indeed bapa
>gooby breaks his leg and gets on the mic and gives the legendary "your woife in me DMs" promo>Tom just whines about the crowd booing like Al iaquinta
>>151681666this short film is way more damaging than quitting in the octagon, he just perma heemed his reputation with this
>>151680525he looks like foucault here
they're right you know
>>151681717More like Immanuel Kunt. Respectfully
The GOAT and it's the guy who couldn't solve Dominick Reyes (3-4 since fighting jon)
>>151681751that depends, can Tom see now?
>>151681751You're gonna take it and like it you cowardly bitch
>>151681751There's nothing else to shit post about I lament
Card of the decade?
damn
>>151681815david obama is fighting this saturday kid
Jairzinho didnt actually do all that bad against Gane upon rewatching
>>151681703Did people actually think tom stood a chance against jones or was it all trolling?
>>151681821predict the amount of weight misses
>>151679886How do you retards not see he’s taking the piss kek
tom would've demolished jones thats why he retired kek
>>1516818602. but they go ahead
>>151681821every last one of them would get dogged by tim elliott
>>151681851guru thought that by calling Jones gay it somehow made Tom the favorite
nobody informed tom that mma is just a scam to legalize fighting in a cage. you don't actually leave crying when you get fouled like in ball sports.
>>151681895there are people here that are lineal elliot beaters.
>>151681970I love ai
>>151681921this is falsetom refused to fight a cheater which was the correct move
>>151681970chat is this fr
>>151681970How was DC not fired for this?
>>151681947tim elliot is a lineal jon jones beater. mma math doesn’t work you know
>>151681370that's true. kattar stopped the heem streak but garcia looked good. onama has a good chance of catching garcia but risks getting heemed. its a good matchup
give tom a non cheating opponent and see what happens
>>151681970>"this is what a real eyepoke feels like you pussy ass bitch"
>>151682126>THIS goofy goober sends /heem/ posters a into fuming frothing pants pissing rage
>>151680827KWABF
>>151681970This is basically DC vs Stipe. The fat nog almost blinded him permanently. DC, Jones, Gane... dirty cheating shitskins.
on the topic of Tom, what was Gane's strategy in the fight? take him to the championship rounds and finish him off there? Tom wasted a lot of energy chasing Gane in the first round that i was sure that he would be fatigued coming out of round 2
>>151682126https://youtu.be/69Mvv4NJhhQ?si=bLGbQ97toc1hBJmp
>>151681851Ill cop to it i thought so. Just thought the age differential + the fact that jones seemed scared of him + aspinalls an unknown quantity cuz he had quick heems. Dont think ive ever been so let down by a fighter in my life. Fucking peekspinall man. Wtf. What a faker
Why's he taking a nap there? That's not a bed or even a couch. What a silly guy hahaha!
>>151682299probably was content to tippy tap to a decision or punch toms brain stem to a TKO if the opportunity arose. rewatching it it’s literally just tom trying to throw his jamahal hill 1-2 and gane slipping off the center and running him onto a jab or a forearm every time
>>151680827>i cant see its all grey>puts towel on the other eye
Tom Aspinall's last 3 wins have been against a 33 year old, a 31 year old and a 37 year oldTom has only fought one 40 year old, former champion Andrei Arlovski
>>151682355quite incredible he managed to recover his aura after this
ME ORBS ME BEAUTIFUL PEEPIN ORBS
hahahaha tompinall is a bom gonina. he gon blind man
>>151682055I don't think that's true.
HOLY BASEDGET FUCKED TOMALA YOU MENTALLY ILL FREAK
>I can only see 50%??so many of these statements really don't make sense when you think about it
>>151682346This reminds me of the people who believed Ben askren was a guaranteed WW champ
>>151682447People have way too much time in their hands. There's a lot of money out there to be earned if you apply yourself.
Gane's best victories come against Tuivasa and Derrick Lewis. He beat a geriatric JDS and managed to beat the great Serghei Spivac. All of which he needed to cheat to win. The mutt "French" fag is a fraud being propped up by Aris of the world.
>>151682467shut up raped bitch
Would Tom have lost this much respect if he would've just been heemed by Gane? I feel like between the Helwani and some of the media boohooing for him on top of his dad's response video about Tom still being "blind" is makes it hard not to roll your eyes at.
>>151682577literal fxxking goosebumps
Gane Derangement Syndrome
>>151681809>>151681790jokes aside ai has become mad scary
>>151682616That's not what it stands for
>>151682447Pathetic video. That 10th "clean" strike was parried by Tom amongst several others. No champs, can't count - blacks really are worthless.
>>151682574well that may be true but the unbiased computerized algorithmic fight matrix rankings have placed gane as the #1 heavyweight in the world, by some distance
>>151682574>Tuivasa knock down>Lewis eye pokeSo what you're saying is that Tom is at the same tier or worse as all of them because of their comparable performance?
>>151682615That's his record. You have a sub 70 IQ and a disgusting fetish, I fear.
Yooooooo :laughing_crying_emoji: :skull_emoji: yt mma memes wildin
thembo gorimbo vs jeremiah wells now that is a mandingo fight
GANEHUHWHAT IS IT GOOD FOROPTICALLY POKING
Sedrique Dumas fought with an gunshot wound they make em more gangsta in the USA Thom could never
>>151682736based clairvoyant grimbo
In all honesty, does the rematch go any different? I don't think its likely Gane would break Tom's nose again in the first plus the added pressure of no eye pokes might make him more hesitant to throw with the same intent.
tom might have to do his 3rd title defense with only 1 good eye. what a legend
>>151682723Unironically why do the gloves need exposed fingers anyway? why can't it be something like pic related
Tom will win the story in the rematch with 22 and a half minutes of control time
>>151682887How is that winning the story?
bryce got wonked in the streets of arkansas and is seeking donations for dewonking surgery. I know /heem/ can make this happen for our boy
>>151682875brazza y you mek it so hard to inspect bamhole
Who's it gonna be?
>>151682875where would the finger visor go when they make a fist?
Naw fuck that, you was the one going out there getting your shit split open quitting because you can't see? Fucking bitch.
>>151682838True but even if he does he will gas out much harder than Gane and i doibt5he will find a submission Gane still finishes him in the later rounds
>>151682953it would curl with the finger. Imagine if fingers all had their individual slots connecting it to the visor
>>151682739Fighting as a career, particularly in the UFC, is built for retarded niggers and mutts willing to give themselves further brain damage for shit tier pay to entertain the masses. No clue why fellow white Chads would need to cope that having one of “them” up top means anything, though clearly whites are up there as far as genetic potential for it as a sport. I just don’t understand why you would choose Dana Penny-pincher White to be your employer if you had the IQ of an actual white person. Tommy is part Indian and clearly not a very mentally savvy individual so it makes sense in his case.
Bully Gane needs to make an appearance next presser, start talking about Tom quitting on his son.
They should have one set of gloves for striking and one set of gloves for grappling
>>151682977idk might impede grappling. they say grappling with regular gloves is already harder than with bear hands.
You gave up on your disabled boy Tom, you quit on Scrumby
MMA Joey said Tom can see
>>151682993I think Timid Tommy would be too scared to connect him on the eyes.
fouls is lowkey like the chunin exams. this test is life or death but you are allowed to cheat 3 times before you are failed. like is no 1 questioning this??
>>151682875Fabric going in the eye is going to hurt way worse and can cut the eyeball. They should make everyone cut their nails extremely short, like nail biter short. This would also be handicapping grapplers. I like striking more but this would make us look like a bitch.Literally just poke them the fuck back and get over it.
>>151683063profound trvke few can fathom
>>151683066kek dc emoting to stipe that he's loading up his double eye poke super
>>151683097Bodied that Broke Reddit Bitch!
>>151683066>Stipe just saying fuck it right back at ya you fat nigger KekIt would have been cool to see Jones fight Stipe before he became mentally stunted and geriatric, though in fairness Jones kinda looked like shit against him too
bedtime is one strange looking individual
This was no doubt the worst outcome for Tom. Even getting knocked out would have been better than this.
>>151683157They're all ugly, disgusting freaks in their own right.
Turn on my monitor.
Heem me up inside!(Can't heem up)Heem me up inside!(Can't heem up)
Tom's wholesome chungus facade really dipped out when he heard those boos... very telling
>>151683258Didn’t they just split up?Kek based zoomers were right
>>151683299It appears his true nature indeed was finally revealed, and he is a weak, nasty individual mentally. This speaks volumes about how well Cyril managed to maintain his signature nonchalant swagger.
dagestanis are ground types
>>151683351>Daaaaamn son, that bitch is ran through!!
tom tried to take gane down 1 minute in which is exactly what jones did
>Alluhah Akbar I keel errybawdy bra-AAIE, IS THAT A GUN!?? Brazza you crazy guy?!
>What? First all, of course I brought a gun look see here's the fucking thing you guys....
>HE DIDN'T QUIT>but here's why he was right to quit
>mentally broken by... ciryl gane>within 1 roundjust retire
>>151679402same energy
so do you think the honorable thing to do would be to fight at an unfair disadvantage? or are you saying the disadvantage wasnt unfair? or what is the non meme position for aspinall doing the wrong thing?
>>151683573lmfao
>>151683634Half the issue was how Tom handled it like a huge faggot>why you bewin!!!I don’t know because the heavyweight championship main event ended in the first round as a no contest extremely anti climactically?
Gane BODIED that tranny freak!
What did it take, Tom?
>>151682838>>151682957People forget Tom isn't a wrestler, he grew up with a jiujitsu background and the only takedowns we've seen him do in the UFC are blast doubles including the shitty one he shot on Gane. We don't know if he's actually capable of shooting a decent takedown.
Bom Pokin
Every woman lust's for me, every man wants to be me yet here I sit alone watching the world burn
We are modern day gladiators lad, we're this another time we would be fighting to the death in the colosseum. >Aiiie, ref help he keeps poking me with his fingers stop the fight disqualify him now daddy make them stop!!
>>151683753The only two things I've ever seen Tom do is knock dudes out in 2 minutes or cry in pain in the octagon.
Did Tom's nose get busted before or after the eyepoke?
>>151683784Before
>>151683816shit
>>151683826Yeah
>>151683784during, Gane poked him so hard blood shot out his nose in cartoonish fashion
ordering wingstop because sean brady told me touse code brady for 10% off
name a(one) nigga born in the 90s or later that would have handled it better
I will never eat that Dubai chocolate based on the fact it's subliminal for shit and diarrhea
So we all agree that any good faith that people had in Tom is singlehandedly being ruined by his dad right? Boxing deals with this shit all the time but its weird to see in mma.
>>151683891this guy doesn't look related to Tom at all
>>151683883Type shit
>>151683891No one ever saw Tom or Gane as legitimate heavyweights anyway both a little too small and gay
Day 57, Tom still can't see...
I made astute predictions about the fight and they were panning out but the eyepoke cucked me.now I don't know how the rematch will go.
UFC white house mcgregor vs covington
Browne scratched the back of Werdum's eyes and Fabricio shrugged off the timeout.
>>151683741I thought Tom had a catch wrestling background?
>>151683911People have looked into it and tl;dr there's a chance his mother cheated with tyson fury's dad, everything adds up, connections, locations, dates
>>151683972it just makes sense
Hilarious how Donald Trump is destroying the white house just so ratlip can wet blanket another decision against Colby
>That which does not heem us makes us stronger.
>>151683988nah he only have boxing background and prolly some bjj
I'd say that I've got aura, yes nor no chat?
the paramount deals allows ufc to name their events cool things like wwf ppvs back in the dayUFC: face the pain - Harrison vs Pennington
>>151684034sneedy b that dependsare you for asspeenal or gayne?
>>151682739yet you’re still the color of poop
>>151684065Side? I am on nobodys 'side' little chink, because nobody is on my 'side'.
>>151683634there's the letter of the law and then there's the spirit. people are watching to see greatness. the great man tends to his own wounds and then crawls back to the battlefield. you can tell the fans to fuck off, that you're not here for greatness, but don't expect cheers.
>>151684064the last time they named their ppv was 20 years ago, why would they do that now?
mans want to be me when I’m with the womens who I want to be with are with meme
how would the Heavyweights of Brock's generation do against this current crop
>>151684096coward
>>151683066not a single intelligent idea in this post
Tomasz Aspinallski is a disgrace for all polish pipo
>>151684117My prediction was that Gane was good odds at 3:1 and that Tom wouldn't beat him faster than Jon.
>>151684114Frank Mir can make Gayne tappy
>>151684064UFC: White House, Black guy and Brown guy
>>151684109
>>151684136>The bone and the stoneftfy
>>151684139Noche is just the Fight Night but for messicans
ufc white house: twelve russian muslims
Fart n spin on that thang, playa!!
>>151684157Dana, hire this man
>>151683634Jiri said it best and Stipe + DC showed it in their fights. The way of the warrior. Bows respectfully
the most diverse sport in the US is also the most right leaning. coincidence?
Good thing Tom Aspinall is blind so he doesnt have to read all the nasty comments about him online
>>151683634No he was totally in the right but to then still claim yourself the baddest man on the planet is puss behavior.
Tom Aspinall seen walking around Dubai with a cane and a seeing eye dog. This is serious
>>151684114Current brock takes tomala to suplex city
https://x.com/lefthook25/status/1983230281696870724me to tom aspinall
I invented “I invented Toilet Till”
Hunter gives off Peter theil transhumanists vibes
>>151684331mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>151679886The biggest hype derailment fucking ever.
>>151684212boxing?
u guys are gonna look real fuckin stupid when tom wins the rematch. shut the fuck up about him, he didnt quit shit
>>151679886AAARGH ME FOOKEN EYE I CANNAE SEE MATE OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS WOTDOFO' WA YEW BEWIN' ME????
>>151684503He’d win the losing rematch, if that’s what you mean
Tom visiting spiritual healer on revival net
>>151684503Ok but what if Tom gets absolutely demolished in the rematch instead? Then we'd look pretty damn smart.
if conor runs out of money, will we see him come back
tom getting poked in the eye was like christmas for brown people
>>151682875jim miller is right, you don't need new gloves, that eye poking shit was rare in PRIDEthreaten fighters to take a % of their purse and a DQ for fouls and watch them stop that open hand jousting bullshit on the spottomala is still a bitch though
https://youtu.be/1obquBnGwaI?t=371I think bispbongs reaction says it all
>>151684553He would OD before that happens.
>>151684553Connor vs Khamzat
>>151684515>>151684542shut up
All the real ones calling tomala out i bet jiri(true Aryan warrior) also thinks lowly of that coward
Tom retains his belt and Gane is considered a dirty fighter? Lmao!
I got kidney stones in me oyes
It's worth noting that Tom Aspinal drank lots of coffee and crashed out after quitting the fight.
>cheating is a part of the game
Would you guys be ibto me streaming my final stand vs police
Ciryl Gane exposed Tom Aspinall as a little bitch ass quitter and it's a gosh darn fact bruh nigga yayo.
gane is like the hokage
You have to put a boxing glove on your lead hand and you are only allowed to switch stances in-between rounds. Obviously you then have to switch the glove to your new lead hand too during the break. BOOM. Eye poke problem solved.
>>151684684Only if you call tom aspinall a quitter with your final words
btw why don't they just make fighters wear some small plastic glasses to prevent eyepokesyeah they'd look dumb but besides that why is it not something that they think about
>>151684720i assume because getting punched/kicked in the glasses would be worse. the way the force is transferred to where it interfaces the face.
>>151683634eye poke him back, even it out
There's a pattern: if a fighter loses and does something stupid or makes a fool of himself, their performance drops significantly.When Tom put on those pants and started leaking private videos, that sealed his fate. The same with Alex before his first fight with Ankalaev; he spent too much time with Korean twinks, and that lowered his aura.I have plenty of evidence.
>>151683883Honestly ? Respect
huge respect for remembering tom aspinall. he's been irrelevant for years.
This is bad... REAL bad. The final nail in the coffin. The Dr. has spoken. Joe Rogan as spoken...
>>151683634keeps fighting but starts fighting dirty. Even if you get warnings, you basically have two or three free eye pokes and groin kicks, depending on how popular you are, you might get away with more.
>>151684642See>>151676226He’s disgusted by Aspinall’s dishonorable nature and lack of warrior spirit.
>Ze eyepokes, they were all accidental you see?
>>151684807based gane
>>151684118Nah. Its the single thing they can do to at least curb the damage done by them. If you care about le fighter health from a widdle eye poke. This is something they can fix now. Finger flesh in the eye is less damaging than finger nail.
I feel like Tom didn't show up in the recent vlog because he feels genuine guilt for taking the cowards way out
Chandler's sons using his credit card to buy galaxy gas and 24k gold plated chains
goyFC “they’ll watch anything”
>>151684835KEK thats fucking insane
>>151684807yes of course monsieurhonhonhon
If Tom had continued fighting, he would have been KO'd by a fat, unworthy, cheating nogg, just like pussy American weakling Stipe Miocic. Instead, he told a room full of Arabs or Arab-enablers to go fuck themselves, and prevented a nogg from getting a cheating belt. An American would never do these things (too scared).
>>151684821"good kid" must be the most insidious nickname of all time
>>151684843And you'll never have children, judging by the men you spam here lol. Either way ari wins I guess poor poor us...>>151684292I don't know b. I watched a brock lesnar wrasslin match. He sure doesn't do a lot of moving around. He seems like he can hardly move compared to what I remember him looking like, even for dubya dubya e standards
The current heavyweight division is the worst its been since the Tim Sylvia era. While the Lightweight division is filled with killers.
He broke the Warrior's code
Tom is getting a second chance to continue his 1st round finish streak.
>>151684858Nah, the fact he gave away how upset he was that he didn't get cheers kind of ruins this idea. As much as I wish I could believe it. It shows how insecure and scared he is, by how much he needed their approval. kwab
He have injury, his eye hurt, his knee hurt, he have family problem, and he tired? Something like this? Nobody care brazza, who cares? Nobody.
Gane is on a 4 fight losing streak.
>>151684807>history is written by the scholars.
>>151684895NO AbuDaddy love for YOU little timmy!
>>151684906Punked that porkchop!
I'm poor and haven't eaten meat in months.
I beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher and I'll punk the pussy like I'm ashton kutcher
Tom was getting finished without that eyepoke. Gane was fighting too smart for him.
>>151684926:(
NC via Gillian Robertson Elbow in the rematch
>>151684898Dont know where you got that but it seems you're mistaken.
>>151684953
>>151684939Gane was adhering to the Nate Diaz strategy.
Itty-Bitty Timmy Aspie Ninny
Tom quit.
>>151684926Literally me
>>151681821I thought Itsuki retired? she said she did at least.
>>151684986Champion Chael alliterates, but alas...
rewatched the video of him in the hospital and his body language is very telling
>>151685009I said the same thing after your dad gave assbirth to my buttchild
>>151685009Props to your dad for giving assbirth
>ha just kidding bro. you good bro?your response?
>>151685021This is fake
>>151685009his mannerisms speaks volumes
>>151685049yeah I was gonna ask the way everyone gets up at the same moment as if on que
>>151685049the coffin is a dead giveaway
Ilia dumped that freak over the nearest ledge and into an open coffin
>>151685021hmm not a woman in this "bar"
>>151685093
Nah fuck that!
Death to ____
>have zero aura and mystique as the heavyweight champion, instead making sure you talk about how every one of your opponents' peckers is bigger than yours>say you'd drop the belt before fighting your fwend(some guy you recently started training with)>publicly talk about dropping off the sport in 2 fights because of how shit the pay is>quit out of the main event of a ppv because of an eye poke that left no visible damageits insane that people think Dana is stupid for talking shit about this guy just because he looked good heeming a handful of old fatasses in the past. he's objectively terrible champion material
WHAT THE HELL IS GASTELUM DOIN, KANG
>>151685135this problem will be solved shortly
>>151685138Wtf is this real?
>>151685138this explains the whole Raja incident. none of those people even exist.
>>151685135Don't forget getting white boys you don't know exist to feel second hand embarrassment and seethe about it >>151685093
>>151685153Sycho Stu died and woke up and could see. Tom has never died, and still can't see. Levels.
They should just remove the heavier weight classes and wmma, lighter man skill is real
Anti-DolidzevsWaldo Cortez Acosta
Honestly? Chills.
Fartland awake
>>151685158Stu took his beating like a man. Tom immediately tapped out verbally and psychologically. Stu > Tom. It's not even close. Professional wrestling > MMA. Dudes getting dropped on their necks and crippled for this shit. When you see that in MMA? Fags tap to knee bars and eye pokes now. MMA used to be based when men would man up and accept nut shots, oil checks, ect. Now, it's broken bitches like Asspinal.
>>151685135Don't forget him denigrating jones for about a year as they tried to build up the stipe fight, aspinall has an iq to match his son's and the ego of a 90 days fiance brazilian
I'm beginning to think some murdered women deserved it.
Hey Finland what's up
>>151685093kek
>>151685198Could be comfier but comfy enough how you doing b
The Titanium Eyelids have failed...
>>151685179kidney stones, diaper rash, and orb bruising, a shameful british man
>>151679402Couple a queers
>>151685214
>The boos...I can't stop earin em everywhere I go like. Booing. And I ask em real angry like, "What the fook are ye booin at me for" and they just keep booin me even though it were me wot got poked in the fooken eye the boos just don't stop. Even are Daner were booin me at the presser, says who gives a shit if it were an intentional poke or not. The booin just never ends. Can someone give Paddy a call ye? Got a big problem wif me mental elf innit
The only way to beat the eyepoke meta is not to play the game. All these guys kept fighting and got btfo
And the referee's decision Mr. Aspinall? No contest MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>151685232filthy redcoat subhuman
In the second part of their 1 hour plus long indie movie series "Aye I 'ert me eye" andy aspinall revealed that thomas "tom" aspinall has been taking his frustrations out on his immediate family imagine if he benoits them
>>151685238the only ones who got properly btfo were gustafsson and dc. the rest of them got decisionated or maybe tko'd if jones was lucky that night. jon never had the makings of a varsity heemer
>>151685238just poke him back, stupid clowns
>>151685135>heeming a handful of old fatasses in the past. that's like 80% of the HW division to be fair >he's objectively terrible champion material the UFC had four undisputed title fights for the HW belt in the last five years including the glorified sparring session between CTEpe and Jon deyna doesnt have anyone but himself to blame for the current state of the division
>>151685238kek, fucking cheating faggot
Tom Aspinall went from "the man to beat Jon Jones" to "the man who quit in a title fight from an eyepoke" it's sad to see but the tide might turn again
>>151685238Say what you will and you bums do but he has the highest fight iq in the game
up next on Tom's tubi series Cooking Blind with Me Son
>>151685263>deyna doesnt have anyone but himself to blameour poor sweet dana doesn't want to keep hurting us but sinister forces compel him
Gonna be a difficult couple weeks for Tom not being able to see inside his shoes before putting them on. Poop-city Im afraid.
>>151685265jon called it when no 1 else could see it. tom was just the latest "the guy to beat jon jones" but once/if/when jon beats him he would be the way of pavlovic
Jon Jones never ducked Ngannou.
yjk ngannou just thought hunter liked hanging out with him
Elvis presley but tom aspinall and brown shit instead of blue suede, thawlts?>>151685275Now paramount is in ari has a dance partner
Nigger
how come the brazzas can't produce a decent HW crotchsniffer to take the belt?
ME PEEPER DOESN'T WORK
>squish squishblimey!
Me name's tom aspinall and me shoes smell of pooh
That Chocolate Peppa pig line was a nasty line by Valter
>>151685336kek
>>151685262this is what stipe did to dc and it worked
mma is so boring when it's not happening.
>>151683634He should've taken the NC and then just waited for the rematch. All the bellyaching after is what's turning people against him. Calling for a dq, crying to the crowd, vlogging his hospital visit etc.
>>151683634Heeminder the story is david beating goliath and not goliath beating david, people are attracted to a hero overcoming adversity not asking for the manager, a second opinion, making over 1 hour of content of a doctor telling him he's okay etc. This isn't rocket science just ignore the gurucels who are actual NPCs and parse the banter aimed at them by everyone else and you will see b
*faarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*Kayla Harrison
Due to life threatening eye injury, Tom has been cut from the UFC.
Galactic bitch HAHAHAHAHAHA
You know Tom still can't see? He's still having to go through tests to determine if this is long term damage or just an injury. With eyes it's not always obvious if there's severe damage. All your sofa expert comments sound dumb.
The doctors cleared Tom of any injury 3 seconds after the poke live on camera
>>151685581Per andrew "andy" aspinall tom hasn't even got the bottle to lie on camera anymore KWAbritishB
>>151685589Absolute retard
>>151685597Don't sign your posts and go have your monthlies somewhere else try reddit
>You know Tom still can't see?
We are all praying for Tom's eye in this difficult time
I'm over this non sense what's the next card
>>151685581>>151685597Where's the new cope vid you obese jew? Wash your hat
>>151685617yoelromeroyoudonwannaknow.gif
>>151685375in front dc too, now thats a trash talk
>>151685320
Andy says Tom cannot see colour anymore
Former MAGA Supporter MMA fighter “Bryce Mitchell” has switched sides after realizing Trump is not looking out for the best interest in the American People. Looks like the “liberals” were right.
>>151685238Nah, just blitz in and intentionally poke them back. Get them in a clinch and intentionally rake them hard. Even if it's clearly intentional, the ref will be lenient because of the fact they got poked first and he'll warn both guys to keep it clean. Now both will be suffering the same. It's a very simple solution really. Tom could have gotten him back worse, especially since Tom had the lightest poke ever where his eye wasnt even scratched or irritated.
>>151685596Dumb snow chink
>>151685650Saint Bryce the Vocal just doesn't miss
Looks like it's gonna be another GREAT day with Tom Aspinall as our UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World!
>>151685621>jewTom gets cheated by a fatigue, then fan base blames the white male victim. Peak jew behaviour.
Thomas "tom" aspinall is only a tough guy when he's fighting bums and is a pussy when faced with adversity. Shame really
>>151685673Undisputed
Imagine not being british and using >our to describe something of theirs, somppufinn is essentially indian although that explains him fanning mmaguru
>>151679886This is genuinely the biggest aura collapse of any champion in UFC history. Before 321, people were talking about Tom like he'd basically already cleared out the division and it was just a matter of time before he was the Heavyweight GOAT. Even DC told him as much in their whisper conversation
L E V E L
>>151685675That why he was waiting over a year to fight Jon Jones? Who botched and retired to avoid him lmao.
>>151685692Tom Aspinall as a kid, never scared to take on a challenge. Overcomes adversity.
>>151685688I'm a citizen of the world. Tom Aspinall is the World Champion. Therefore he's my champion, and yours.
>>151680827>Uploads clip of this>Uploads DC telling Tom in private that Almeida and Volkov suck and will be easyThere was a possibility one of them would be Tom's next fight. Editor just killing future interest in Toms next fight and ruining his relationship and trust with DC, the only higher up who likes Tom>Posts retirement shit on every videoIs this editor secretly trying to destroy tom's career and kill all fan interest? What nufan would want to follow the career of a fighter who never fights and is talking about retirement all the time?
>>151685695Are you illiterate or just very stupid? Thomas never faced Jon so never got to show he is a pussy, also we are discussing thomas "tom" aspinall and his fake injury not sure what retired GOAT (2 division) has to do with anything besides your hurt feelings *passes a tissue*
Let me guess, if your gf cheated on you then you'd just suck it up and continue the relationship vecause it's manly and 'facing adversity'?
>>151685703At least you finally admit to being some kind of dubai 'mali
>>151685709If Tom wasn't a bitch he wouldn't sit around to fight a goat lol, I bet you wear camo cargo pants and have smelly no fear hoodies.
>>151685713This is just really sad m8 you sound like a scorned woman
Jon Jones was scared of a pussy? We know he's scared of pussy but this is new...
>we knowThis is the long term damage watching streamers has on the brain, a parasocial kind of loneliness and feeling of belonging. Tragic in all honesty
>>151685674>Tom gets cheatedNot Gane's fault that Mrs. Aspinall is a BBC slut
>>151685732Why are there so many slovenian prostitutes in the UK? Genuine question.
Il suck your toes
Not even meming. Is it possible Tom had a hormonal problem or is a hermaphrodite and was given HGH as a teen? He was 5'8 until he was 16, then had a growth spurt to 6'5 in the span of 1 year. He has an oddly wide skull shape and bowed legs from growing too fast, both things that I read can happen if you put someone on hgh before they hit puberty. If he had the growth spurt like that then he had a very late puberty. Maybe a doctors were concerned or the dad put him on growth hormone?
>>151685736Because bongs can't get laid unless they pay next question
>>151685731You watch him more than I do
>>151685742Tell me more about what we know :)
>>151685739well now that's just a lie
>>151685724L E V E L
>>151685731>>151685742>>151685743>This is the long term damage watching streamers has on the brainMaking you talk to yourself on 4chan dot com?
>>151685746More of a zinger really
>>151685738I've seen people who were given hgh when they were young and they grow wider rather than taller. They often have notably retarded over grown jaws and look like downies. They have very thick muscles, with little tone, just mass. They're also not all that strong and it'll give you some life long disorders due to dysfunction of pituitary gland. Like overly thirsty all the time.It often will ruin someone before it enhances them even at a medicinal dose. If you don't need it, it'll fuck you up as a kid or teen. It's grim because short parents don't want short kids so roid their kids lol, fucking their life up. I knew people on other medication because the damage and they'd die without those meds.
>>151685692Worked that grinch
>>151685743That you're on heem 14 hours every day. It's true!
>>151685749Just the clozapine wearing off>>151685756Maybe on planet retard (population: you)
I love the hate toward brits whilst you speak our language and enjoy modern life that was courtesy of British inventions. It's envy.
When you all joke about that mans eye and 'how weak you must be to not continue fighting' and so on, its all joking right? It's 1 of 2 eyes we're talking about here it really is seriousI once saw a man knock another man out on the octagon and it was with a combination of two different eyepokes. First the right hand, all left eye, then the left hand, all right eye and nothing happened, he was awarded a victory. ITS THE EYES we're talking about here I know american and european societies are famous nowadays for being negligent with themselves and their countries but its the human eye. Just that, its an eye not a pinkie
Sweden invented everything of value and also the english language
>>151685738Some people just naturally produce a lot more HGH during puberty, I wish I did more sports in my teens because exercise increases the output. I’d imagine if he was training very hard in his teens and eating a lot of quality food he basically maxed his potential growth output
>I ACKed the brazaaaaaaaa>But I didn't heem no fazza nah, oh nooooo>I ACKed the brazaaaaaaaa>But I didn't heem no fazza nah, oh noooo
>>151685769they gave us Quorthonn worlds greatest musician imo
>>151685774Me after ackmed says the white monster isn’t part of the meal deal
>>151685768Shut the fuck up you literal spic retard
>>151685772I did a lot of aerobic sport as teen and thought I tanked my test but as adult I put muscle on fast and have stronger upper body. Any exercise is good. But god I wish I did upper body too. Was extremely skinny as a teen. I see zoomers now who don't even walk. They're fucked for life. Look like girls.
>>151685769Name 1 Sweden thing that isnt ABBA thats even remotely known 500 km away from Sweden
>>151685776An excellent post deserves an excellent Katy
>>151685790IKEA tbf
>>151685787I dont even know what a slovak is so stfu. You people were literal slaves in the past
>>151685790Besides IKEA? Saab? Bergman? Peppi Longstocking? Geek? Pleasureman?
>uruguay posts truth bombs>instantly attackedHeem is a jeet infested shithole
>>151685796>spic is retardedMany such cases i fear
>>151685795>>151685798Ok, ABBA and a furniture store I retract my statements thats clearly a quality outcome out of 3000 years of history
>>151685798Ah, so utilising all Anglo inventioms. Lmao. You ain't winning this one snow chink
>attacked>asked a question that gets answeredWhen did bongs become such pathetic snowflakes >>151685807Peridioic table, dynamite, naming things in latin, I could go on but I don't want to bully you
>>151685810>>151685810>>151685810>>151685810
>>151685809They invented your mutt language m80
