meme cricket on soonmeme women knocked out of wc22 days till the ashes
classic konstas straight drive
hello ausbrosyou did it you survived another week of toil
>>151713250made it, how about you champ
didn't work at all this weekgot a doctors note for the entire week on mondaytold my boss not to message me
WA could've played for the win, but instead are predictably playing their PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG SELECTORS game
Is bancroft a chance for the ashes
>>151713308nah, he has't been productive this summer so far
>>151713308he's got the self-determination, he's got the belief, (no)
my nang gaff
reddit
reckon if i was last on the shield table, i would go for a winbut it's none of my business
feels good to know konstas won't be in the first test
feels bad to know konstas won't be in the first test
>>151712906Face is mid but body is def very goodWould be one of my goto pornstars to fap to
nang means one thing and I won't be muddying the the muck in my brain moreso by introducing a new meaning.
>>151713357best tits in show biz
doing nangs in my gaff
wtf is nang
based shied awarding viccucks 0 points for the 3rd win
I hired some peasant tradie to do a menial task that was below me, and when we were squaring finances at the end, he asked if I'd like to give a tip; to which I said>Yeah, get a real joband closed the door on that cuckolds face lmao
>>151713402crazy that's happened two days in a row now
>Multicultural London English, from Jamaican English, from Jamaican Creole nyanga, potentially from West African languagesseemingly picked it up from his stepfather
>>151713414or at least from one of his mother's multitudinous sexual partners (aka johns or 'tricks').
Will bully feature in the ashes?
YFO
>go to bunnings>drive up trade ramp in golf gti>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre>buy a single 10m pot plant and walk back to trade till>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact>trade ramp 10 deep>drive out with my plant chuckling
>>151713478
didn't read your greentext essay in the last thread and shalln't be reading it in this one either mate
Put your bats out
rather pull your bat off x
a moment of silence for 9 pieces for $9 at kfc on tuesdays
Good evening /cric/ Might watch the memeslog
unironically feel worse about this ben austin kid than i did about hughesmight just be that i'm becoming a better human as i grow older
>>151713533such a shit deal, drumsticks are the only good bits
>sold outthere will never be a better opportunity for an indian mass casualty event than tonight
>>151713478Imagine driving a cuck box you must have a micropenis t. ute driving giga chad
did the bastmen just pass through an arch spraying them down with deodorant?
Love the atmosphere of Mumbai, Victoria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNokixQnb04bring him back for the summer
I don't like Green I think he's too inconsistent. Would prefer Marsh even though he can be the same sometimes
doing a poo at toil might sneak a chess game or two in
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFGET A BROWN DOG UP YA
GOONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE REAL INDIA
kek KEKOh no pozzies
>doctored hawk eyechris broad is rolling in his grave
>GONE GOTTEM GONETEN GONEthere isn't even any cricket on lmao
based length ball bouncer
this pitch is a bit fucked lol
Why not try to just give the entire team concussion??
>or two>so bad at chess he can get beaten twice while doing a poolel
just won (84% accuracy)
hazlewoods the best bowler in the world right now
reminder that the population of Melbourne is 7.3% Indian
love to analyse the correct weight transfer for getting hit in the head
a bish kek
is 1 run per over a good scoring rate?
I think hitting someone in the helmet dead on the logo should count for like half a wicket
>>151713620hard to say until both teams have batted, sorry
ummm why is the crowd cheering for india so much
>>151713632Its in Melbourne
>he's being testedI thought this was T20
>>151713632see >>151713613
nice fielding change retardswtf was that
Its over
Based
fuck off Bartlett
streams not working
>howie>shastri>warnerabsolutely cursed comms box
Bros....
>>151713657drink more water
is 8 runs an over a good scoring rate?
How come only Hazlewood of the 3 quicks plays T20?
gottem>>151713658i can tolerate the others if i have to but warner is so bad, shit commentary and an annoying voice
how brown does the crowd look?
>>151713674honestly warner is my favourite out of those 3howie is such a fucking traitor of a 'tator, listen to how much more hype he gets for india
lads can I just remind you t20 isn't cricket
seething testie
START WALKING POOCAPTAIN
>>151713678agreed unless >we win
>>151713678cringe every time there's an aus game onthey get so into it lmao pozzie IQ at its finest
>>151713678no one here thinks it is, don't worry
Missing
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE POOVILLIONI AM SO INTO THIS GAME RIGHT NOW
pooview>>151713696lol
jeets always redeem the review
DO NOT REDEEM THE WICKET SAAR DO NOT REDEEM
Australians aren't exactly renowned for their IQ, stand up comedy, music, snow etc
Dropped the ashes
here comes the HAZE
>>151713606
did warner get new teeth or something he sounds different
>>151713745ball gag
Seeing the MCG full of 80,000 Indians screeching everytime the ball gets hit for as much as a single makes me fucken depressed cunt and it sounds so shit on tv. What the fuck happened to this country man? Wasn't nearly this bad before covid.
every year i watch a few cricket games and every year the mcg gets browner and browner. is this a fucking home game for australia or what
FIFER ON THE CARDS
Uhhhh sars?????????
not watching but i assume nothing of note is happening because it's fake cricket lmao
>>151713752covid fucked everything, plenty of stuff was already bad (housing, work opportunities, wages, etc) but covid made everything weird for 1-2 years then everything went REALLY shit after that adjustment period
eye test bros???
>>151713752Time to build a wall around cucktoria, no one allowed out
it's like illegals in murrica waving flags of the countries they fled
India needs to face a decent team soon. I'm tired of Jadeja statpadding
imagine making le plop it on a length outside off and have no soul never passed an eyetest man look this good
Remember when people used to say Inglis was better than Carey?
>>151713752Government let some in to schools and work. Those ones end up creating/buying business from boomers cashing out. They "sponsor" other poojeets in exchange for a fee. The problem becomes exponential. You can't kick them out either because they have citizenships too. Just two years while being sponsored.
*instantly changes dumb yankoween theme back to Yotsuba B*
>>151713752>>151713767whats happening in aus, eng, nz, canada can easily be explained by looking at agenda 2030problem, reaction, solution
>>151713789haha same lmao
lads have the sars bought all the ashes tickets
>get btfo>cheer wildly at anythingfuck i hate these mindless worker ant people
holy shit, did he just.... transfer his weight slightly?? zomg
for me its tomorrow
>>151713800>I hate fun
>>151713809based optimist for the future
>>151713809still 2 hours til tomorrow lad
>>151713810you cant be quoting me i just hate these brown scum that are invading our country
imagine the smell at the mcg right now
>>151713818surprisingly with such a large crowd there is no queue for the toilets
bartlett reminds me of a gorilla
Fuck tying to book an uber and can't get a driver
>No more Hazlewood oversWhat now?
GROIN GOTTEM
GONE YOU SMELLY CUNT
gottemlol>>151713829that
>>151713829hazelwood unders?
>>151713824you could say he is our top primate
>Australian wicket>crowd is silent KEK
pretty funny how im sitting here watching this not giving a fuck if we win or notand then you have the entire slums of india watching like their life depends on it
>>151713840such a strange thing for her to say
india losing on purpose because they don't recognise t20 as a format?based
>>151713844this. the only thing i care about is india losing every game in Australia so that they get demoralized and stop showing up to the games.
cant remember which meaningless game we beat india in might have been a world cup finalbut i remember reading that multiple indians literally killed themselves when australia won kek
>going to your homesides game >they get floggedGET FUCKED INDIA YA GRONK CUNTS
shouldn't we have a change in the comms box by now
>stoinis bowlingwhy though
>>151713857nah you're supposed to suffer listening to warner
any risk of spin or nah
I miss warnie
what do you think candice warner is doing right now
>>151713878me
>>151713879crisp nrl player
i've decided to not watch the rest of the matchmostly because i wasn't watching to start with
this crowd is quite loud for indiaive never seen the indian air quality so good which city is this in?
>>151713878do you think warner thinks about it every day or has he convinced himself that it "never happened"
>>151713891no but david warn her
>how goods the "vibrancy"? Kek
>>151713890in the indian city of Melhi
That's it, a bit of luck for india. The game has changed.
if this is in india, then how come none of the aussie players got groped on the way to the ground?
>>151713907they're not women or livestock also this is the MCG allergy
>literally anything happens>*cheers wildly*
Would anybody like to read the produce of my last two days?
>>151713878anyone got the photo/vid?
>>151713878presenting on BBC iykwim haha
>>151713925no
remember when jeets lost the wc final at home and the crowd was silent for most of the day? lmao
GET SOME FUCKING WICKETS ALREADY
isn't rana supposed to be a walking wicket?
turning it offi cant stand to watch what my country has become
"Doesn't take much to ignite them"You've got that right.
>>151713952just mention something about primates
>>151713952was this a call to action from gilly?
I think 14 people replied to the cooee. Nuke melbourne now
>cooee
>>151713950but cricket in Australia has never been so popular! think of the graphs!
>>151713966go home lad
what goes on in melbourne?
so obvious someone made the call to keep the home crowd happy
>>151713987this but unironically
where is skull, I need some more brutal reality dystopian commentary that only he has the balls to deliver GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO MELBOURNE YOU FUCKING CUNT
show us your visa
and you can hear a pin drop at the mcg
>no one cheering the wicketkek
>>1517140034chin wont let me upload the webm
>13min behind>indians call for runners every overany correlation here
>>151714031the home team get special treatment
>Like a cheater out thereYou'd know a cheater when you saw one hey Warner
>>151714035>1641797240171.jpg
what we drinking tonight
do you think people lie to the aussie team when they tell them that its all tourists for their "home" game even though previously when Australia played india its never been this """"vibrant""""
that looked like it potentially hit outside the line
we'll have a challenge thanks
>india cause slow over rate>Australia get punished for it
FUCK OFF
Shane Watson's spirit in that review
kek
LOL
FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU CUNTS IF WE FUCKING LOSE FROM HERE I'M GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT
>Bumrah comes out>Gets fucked in the bum immediately
START WALKING YOU RAPEMONKEY
KEK based ellis
Lol, lmao even
>>151714077
>just watches bumrah get run out instead of trying for a run
This looks like it'll be a good watch.
we're in here for half time lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBrD_gQybIk he's 50 years old btw
>The dirty Bum
>>151714051merlot
bumrag
I would like to ejaculate in a girls vagina sometime soon
>>151714051hydralite
>>151714098have you tried going out on a limb and talk to them? no? then prossies is the way to go.
need a good start from Tim Paine and Steve Smith here at least a solid 40 runs each would set them/they up well
god of all of the people to go into commentary bloody david warner fucking hell
>>151714107humiliation ritual. you have to listen to the retard that masterminded australia cheating against proteas forever.
>fox replaced Isa with Warner
cowardly COWARDLY behaviour from worstern australia today.
COME ON HEAD HIT THESE CUNTS FOR SIX (smacky would chase this down by himself)
>>151714118worst outcome
wish I had a cool last name like Head
>>151714138just marry a bloke with the last name head m8
>>151714138What's his last name?
>>151714138ive got a very cool last nameunfortunately my first name doesn't flow well with it
>>151714141Steve Smith does flow though
First name head, last name n'shoulders
callum murray!
cricket is being enjoyed>>151714138morning richard
GET INJURED GET INJURED GET INJURED GET INJURED
smacky would be on 36 runs by now
In the Loo
>>151714154based united nations
*be's noticing bumrash is chucking it*
he has always chucked cause he's a chucker
head is finished, obviously given into chasing the allure of the great northern whitefish
bit of a chuck that one
>turns my elbow joint 20 degrees the other waynothing personnel
>>151714146>cricket
>boundary ad that literally just says 'send money to india' anyone else catch that
*almost bowls you for four*
>chucks ur ball to the boundary roap
dear oh DEAR! what a TERRIBLE performance!
>play bumrash>he chucks it>poos still losemany such cases
>>151714176
The Greatest Bowler In The World
*chucks it down leg*
shot
haven't seen 9 extras given away that easily since dan scheinder was at nickelodeon
Is it possible for Indian players to be washed considering they dont bathe?
>>151714191KEK
>NB as wellOH NO NO NO NO
BISON
THE BISON GOES BANG
the rainbow when they show the bat swing makes me feel seen. thank you foxtel.
WALLOP
>>151714198>rainbows are gaybased zoomie
saw my doctor on Oxford street with his ass hanging out his shorts
>india>losing a home game
>>151714201wave that freak flag high mang.
>someone named chakar replacing bumrah
was that the berserk rune thing on that indian's neck?
good catch
wikkid
>>151714190lmao
inglis so wants to be carey he's even trying to get out to retarded sweeps
>>151714221kek
unless inglis gets all the remaining runs I'm not going to like him
it's joever
Is Josh Inglis related to Greg Inglis?
yeah t20 feels like a penalty shootout most of the timeodi is cool though. you get a story out of it. it's got the tension and suspense on a proper scale
nah greg was based, this inglis sucks so far
Major impress Benchod poo in loo superior cricket game - whitey dogs inferior!!!11! Bobs & vagne from mothers
aus lose only losers left to batsmen now
Is Tim David related to David Warner?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT STOP WASTING TIMEOVER RATE HELLO UMPIRE WTF ARE WE DOING HERE
my favourite jew batting right now
why is Travis Head such a jeet hater?
HOLY BASED
>he doesnt know about Tim David's prowess in t20lmaoing at you buddy
not a great over giving up a lot of runs when defending at small total
world class milling about
>>151714259everyone hates them. it's a primal impulse.
I only memorise ODI cricket stats tbqh
>>151714268based zerogoose
>any team that wastes even a millisecond of time gets punished>india wastes fucking years and nothing happens to themwhy is this?
>cricket
>>151714261KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEBAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAwow what prowess on display
>>151714279cant blame him playing poorlyimagine the smell, as well as having to put up with it for longer then needed because of Indian time wasting
mitch better hit the ball like it be owens him money XD
imagine if we lost haha
reckon they mindfucked david with that short leg
high octane cricket > boring odi
>howie: I actually sat out in the crowd and you can smell it in your stomach they stink so baduhhhh howie??
>any team's bowler has a 5 degree bend in their arm gets punished>bumrash has been baseball pitching for years and nothing happens to himwhy is this?
Wasting time - can't wait to Poo - culture based on Poo must be respected...
>>151714309>>151714271proxy fag having a night
>no jeet flags>sebshit disappears>shitjeet fucked offwtf I love Australia now
23rd St. Quattro gin and ginger beer with fresh lime
>>151714309SUPERHUMAN SAAR NOT ILLEGAL SAAR JAY SHAH IS A FAT FUCK SAAR
>>151714313calm down ausjeet, it's just a pointless t20
DROPPED THE DUNNY PAPER
Dropped the tp
DROPPED WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS
>>151714315sebbo has been real quiet since trump changed the h1b1 rules
>>151714313you will never see me use a proxyi am not a fagi do phonepost at work though
wtf dropdia claimed they were good at fielding now
just get fucking 22 runs already
pootards
love seeing the duel disks in use in t20
but fr why do binda waste so much fucking time do they get paid by the hour or something
mf has an eyebrow slit
bought a can-future days poster for the nang gaff only like them because the lead singer was Japanese desu
was this nigga attacked by a big cat back in the slums or is this another stupid haircut?
>only 21 days until real cricket
when my ship comes in I will have a dedicated nang gaff.
>varun has a long scar above his left eye that continues along the left side of his head >the story goes, he was drinking cow urine directly from the source and the cow got spooked and kicked him in the head almost killing him >in india this is considered a blessing if you survive the kick
have to play in Melb because the last time the jeets were in Sydney...>India are set to be provided with 'enhanced' food after being offered 'cold sandwiches' following a training session at the SCG.>"I know all the teams are getting the same thing but they are not speaking out because most of them are not in a position to raise a voice. We did not train today and hope we get something better in our next net session, and if not, then the players will order online like we did on Tuesday.">In protest, most of the top Indian cricketers decided to skip lunch at the venue, headed back to the hotel for a meal of their choice. "You can't just have a cold sandwich, not even grilled, with avocado, tomato and cucumber after two hours of training. That is plain and simple inadequate nourishment."
nangs were the one drug i refused to dojust don't like the idea of something that lasts a minute
yeah lots of green text, that's shit imma read
zachy be like>garment:-(>garment, japan8-O
how many fucking pooviews does india get
20(20) in a t20 is fucking shameful drop that cunt
£300 made in japan bin bag weather these days tbf
>>151714365it will never not be funny that this happenedi can just imagine the aussie staff having a laugh as they watch and listen to the indians bitch
>>151714366its a retarded mans crack, i have done it a few times and never enjoyed it enough to continue.
>>151714365>we know all the teams are getting the same thing but we need special treatmenta truly grim group of people desu
>somehow that was not umps callwhat the fuck man, how do indians manage to bribe third umps and get away with it?
So a man walks into a bath and the brahmin says "oops, wrong door" then turns around and walks back out again.
might easily win another match
>>151714259because he met one
>>151714389I think you have to be indian to get this joke
>>151714389youre ready for open mic mate, don't use up all your material here
>>151714366it's a drug for maggots, but much like poppers does wonders when other things are wearing off and you must feel high again
>>151714375>£300 made in japan bin bag weatherwhat
>>151714389if it was a venue where people served alcohol he"d be a barman itkwim haha
need an investigation into these umps this shit is fucking sus check bank accounts
really need owen to have a big innings soon
How does a front on view prove bat on ball?you would need a side on view to prove it
are jeets capable of being funny?I see so many of them in standup but have never heard a good one
internet connection must be down for britJEET
>>151714414>checkmore of a visa man me itkwim haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NieKfRjgy5U&list=RDNieKfRjgy5U&start_radio=1
BOWLED HIM
falling a bit short of the mark there
KEK
more like short of any ability to play cricket whatsoever
turning this off (and my life)
shit hattrick ball
>>151714435hello saar
Why are the bindians celebrating? they have still lost this match
>bringing back on the guy who gave away like 20 in an overat least it'll end quick
are you winning the story?not talking about the game but you specifically (yes, I'm referring to (You)) in your life?
save us wogGOD
>>151714444avg iq of 73
>umpires saved them a no ball for an illegal fieldits just so blatant
fuck me dead hurry up
fucks sake
>>151714444nice quads. as for your question, delusional gloating is one of the main mindsets of indians.
the Jeet is delusional, it never loses.
>>151714456even warner fucking said so scammers and cheats the lot of them we simply must ban cricket in Australia to save ourselves
indians tried everything in the books there to cheat
>>151714444celebrate they get to wake up tomorrow as Indian and you dont
>>151714474i celebrate every time i wake up and i am still white, but that is shortly lived as when i go outside i realise this country is losing itself
garn bed fuck youse
>no real cricket until 21 days
I celebrate every day i am not indian
imagine if we actually cared about t20 in this country
>>151714496give it 20 years and we will all be Indian lol
>20 yearsmore like 5
*be's being bummed*
>>151714477t. stefan krowovowski
ANYONE SEEN BRITJEET?
>>151714513'risp zachy
>>151714513based zachy reliving the theatron days
>>151714513based bindian shitcket peem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=actFfG2zt6s
Cricket is gay lol
>>151714508>>151714521so easy to spot you nikesh
>>151714570our sport isnt going to have a lockout in 2027 lmao
>>151714570based saltJEET
>>151714562little is said about the night he molotov'd five competing lolly stores
time to shove a whole pumpkin up my arses
Pavement
it's probably one of the least gay sports desuno contact when playing, hardly any gay incidents in the 100 year history of the gameit's certainly no /afl/, let's put it that way
plus the boxes, it good not to see any outline of male gentailia pressing on those thin, high-performance fabric they wear they wear.
GOOD EVENING YOU SPASTIC PUNJABI LOSERS, GET FUCKING HEEMED
damn good coffee
>>151714888
>>151714695hell yeah brother
>>151714934>no cable risers>speakers with no vibration mats so sound is reverberated into the wood and loses 38.2% (+/- 5% depending on type of wood) clarity
>38.2% making shit up lmao
>>151714945um wrong sweaty they're on little felt pads
searching auscelebs for brooke satchwell and gigi edgley with that proper wood clarity rn
>not hovering in place so you dont pick up reverberations through the floorngmi pleb
Tonight's Halloween kino?
probably doesn't even align the turntable with magnetic pole to reduce rotational velocidensity (+2/-1 skid factor)
you're not a yank and you're not a child so might want to consider growing up instead
>>151715047TRVTH NVKEhave a good weekend ladshttps://youtu.be/tP65Jk4u94Y
bouldering to my nang gaff
at least he's finally stopped calling his bedsit (gaff) a flat
bedsits are comprised of one room, and certainly don't feature massive, sturdy Jon lewis wardrobes
zachy 'swear I'm northern' bowen>ate donedon me, absolutely ate italso zachy 'london grime lover' bowen>alri me peng, nang neeks of /cric/
Reminder the guy who spends all day obsessing about Zachy on /cric/ is Zachy's Britjeet persona
everyone is zachy lad back from the dead here lads
yeah ok, so if I put a wall in a bedsit to split it, it now has 2 rooms and is no longer a bedsit yeah? lmao the coping toothpick armed neek hitting new lows. buy another tv you boomer freak
Exact same writing style as Zachy how curious
>the guy who spends all day obsessing about Zachy on /cric/suppose that would be the guy who makes notes about his 'exact writing style' then
Zachy lashing out over his schizo game being exposed again
no need to count sheep with you fellas around eh? haha!
>>151715522no it's also way too large by square metres and too homely to ever reasonably be considered a bedsit
they've only gone and put on another t20 matchabsolute state of this dead sport
the square metres I have of furniture probably equates to the total square floor metres of a typical bedsit aka a 'studio'
>>151716046>le studio get real friends my american friend they're out there you just need to look!
i just opened a beer
dumb alchy started early
the chase addict with bingo wings thinks he can health preach
won't be posting any pictures whatsoever of the nang gaff, ever
instead of worshipping gluttony and paganism like a yank consider going to church
>>151716232maybe go the extra step and shut up about it entirely?
>>151716272church is for zoomies I worship cricket like a good indian of the realm of /cric/
Trick or treat sniff my feet
>>151716278does it make you upset rentie?
need something Colombia related too, as it's literally ethereal: the country Maybe a picture of me out with the lads
as for anything cricket related? nah fuck that. Sport for neeks
just opened my second beer
just creased at the scene in south Park where Mr garrison writes a romance novel
any cricket on or is this just a friendship simulator for sad sacks
why can't I find it on YouTube?YouTube so overly censored ridiculous
>>151716588what are you talking about foolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ZRkS3W6zI
>>151716574what's your problem thicko?
>>151716574it's just the dumb alchy talking to himself
fuck
you pommy gits
>>151716609t. rentie the chase addict with bingo wings and no TV
the laptop thumbing the chase addict with no TV
as I walked through earls court into a pub I lured when a nosey pom said 'where you from" as I downed the amber fluidI said get it straight I'm an aussie mate and I'm fixing to get plasteredbut the beer is crook and the women all look like you you pommy bastard
ease up turbo
I think you can say your goodbyes before and after, the actual dying process
you're not welshyou will never be welshyou're about as welsh as shitjeet and sebshit are poo
do the welsh play cricket or rugby union?
https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/articles/ce3x26y4nq6o
I would never post one of my /cric/ stream of consciousness posts to my mum WhatsApp I would never a picture of my nang gaff to /cric/Funny how it works
beer no 3
Now some of us are weak and some endureSome people live their life, with a violence that's pure and cleanBut I saw a man cry once, down on his kneesIn the corner of a darkened cell, and his pain meant nothing to meBut I was younger then young men never dieWhen I walked out in the sun, I was strong, clear-minded and blindNow don't say a prayer for anyone, it doesn't do any goodPlease don't ask me questions, it'd just be misunderstoodAnd if you could step inside me you'd feel what hatred bringsAnd if you saw with my eyes, you'd see what self-deception meansI was younger once, and I created a lieAnd though my body was strong, I was self-deluded, confident, and blindNow show some pity, for the weak of willBecause when we're drinking, we can never be filledShow some understanding for a lonely foolBecause when I'm drinking, I am out of controlWell I was never young, nothing has transpiredAnd when I look in the mirror, I feel dead, I feel cold, I am blindI am blindMumI am blindI am blind
>>151716091>>151716547>>151717154>1 hour between beersget out of first gear already mate
>one beer an hour doesn't even touch the sides may as well give up drinking altogether
no toilet roll in this pub dare I do it the Welsh way (hand, water, over the sink)
I'm joking
no one laughed now predict the next cricket scores and make yourself useful
Wait I didn't mean that Need to be careful what I wish for
drinking when sitting down is the perfect activity for unathletic welsh genes
>unathletic Welsh genes https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=B4KdEAnaWnq0w1Ql
>>151717607hes definitely gay isnt he
yeah he is a total fruitcake a bit like Toby roberts Absolutely nothing wrong with being gay desuI wish I was gay, wouldn't have to deal with (((women)))
>Need to be careful what I wish for>couple of posts later...
might have to delate that one got to be careful what you wish for
I am comfortable enough in my sexuality to not feel the need to delete that one
zachy's comfortable enough in his sexuality to get bummed in front of everyone on the Theatron dance floor
>Jackson, born in Cardiff, South Wales, is of Jamaican and Panamanian descent>Genealogical research shows his mixed-race Panamanian-born mother had Scottish ancestryBaffling post
>>151717906why is it baffling you fat German neekThe Welsh are black >>151717878didn't get bummed in Colombia once. Threatron isn't even that gay. Far too big to be truly gay
we had a few olympians at my school in wales one is the very best olympian of all time we actually had a really good school considering it was free, got lucky
>>151717906>no welsh genetics>can actually compete in athletic competitiontrue every time (unless you're bindian)
The Anglo cucket team needs south Africans to even be remotely competitive
the difference between english sports """stars""" and welsh is that the english are from pampered backgrounds, never had to worry about a thing in their lives, afforded the best education, the best coaches. Welshmen have to grind and fight for everything. It means more to us
>implying there's ever been a welsh '''star'''Bale was the closest but never a global star in the way Beckham or someone was
>>151714177watch any stream that isn't a direct foxtel broadcast and half the ads are about sending money to india
its not about being a global superstarits about where you came from and how far you get
/cric/ has welsh larpers but no actual welsh
>'The more the merrier' - Hazlewood calls for more allrounders in Ashes XI>aaahhhhh get the shit bowlers in so us being bazzed does look so badlmao they're already terrified lads
Literally the only victory that matters in cricket is an away ashes series win
>>151718016so true look at me born into a broken home in Brighton now live in a nang gaff in York
>>151718184so true
evening ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6waaT_3DZc
>>151718184you've come a long way zachy. I'd hafta praise you for that right here right now but you're not from brighton
Turkbro! how are you
i miss flashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvN-KrGS5nI
>>151718331Blast billiards, Stick Cricket and Slime football were the best of us
>pomvict hours
>>151718343i'd destroy you at stick cricket
both welsh larpers in nowgrimtime to take the night off
why would anyone larp about being welsh
>>151718312I'm well mate. hope you're doing well.
halloween's a bit cringe tbqhwy lads
>born into a broken home in Brightonwtf are you on about? you lived with 2 tarq parents and went to a grammar school because they paid for your personal tutors
>>151718355>i'd destroy you at stick armsfix'd
https://youtu.be/DFM140rju4k?si=xmdo_RBf1KvnKzQQ
>>151718481kek done him here ngl
>2 tarq parents LelI have a free spirited tarq mum and a Welsh dad
My dad is working class
don't think zachy's very close to his dad
note to self: ice cream doesn't help the cold go awayI walked a lot today though. didn't feel like driving https://youtu.be/rF5MxCqnLG8
*geese- Cobra starts playing*
Holy fucking shit, i remember again now why i only come here when Australia are playing Bri*ish hours (and posters) are grim
didn't ask
>aus hours >every post is iykwim yeah banging them hours
>>151718613for me its the fact every brit conversation is antagonistic
>HIS LAND HIS LAND HIS LAND>YES GARY GET THEM OUT LIKE YOU DID YOUR WIFE AND KIDS>DARSHyeah quality posters are the low iq pozzies
getting heated in here so baked a new>>151718673>>151718673
