GW12 RESULTS> BURNLEY 0 CHELSEA 2LIVERPOOL 0 FOREST 3> BOURNEMOUTH 2 WEST HAM 2WOLVES 0 PALACE 2> BRIGHTON 2 BRENTFORD 1FULHAM 1 SUNDERLAND 0> NEWCASTLE 2 MAN CITY 1LEEDS 1 VILLA 2> ARSENAL 4 SPURS 1MAN UNITED 0 EVERTON 1
Is he getting sacked?
>>152143893Any other manager would for losing 6 in 7 after breaking the transfer record twice in 1 window
>>152143893They should call him Carne Slot cause he’s turned Liverpool into a right circus!
>>152143942Well he DID bring in the clowns
Rather enjoyed seeing the BIG SHIT losing
>>152143940Casemiro is looking trim
>>1521439162 factors keeping him in place, "only" 5 points off second and that they won the title last season. So he will get more time and of course the CL has a bearing as well. So they may give him the rest of the season and if they qualify for the CL next season, depending on where they finish regarding the cup competitions then it will be factored in. Those first 5 games have saved him for now tho, you knock even 3 points off those 18 points and they are just above the relegation zone.
>>152143978I saw Jamie Carragher say that Liverpool need to make BIG investment in January
>>152143940Salah the moment his 400k/week contract was signed
>>152143988so which flop are they buying off poocastle this time?
>>152144006Murphy to unlock Isak. He just needs time.
>>152144016Slot will stick him at right back the dozy bald cunt
>>152144024Wouldn't be suprised. I saw Wirtz at LB once.
bayern and chelsea bulls chomping at the bit to rape arsenal again
recommend me a full match to watch that's on youtube
>>152144056Put another prawn on the barbie, lad
>>152144129i second this consensus.
>5 eplels in the catalogue>slipperpool are still 12th
>>152144146>5 eplels in the catalogueEmbarrassing
>catalogue has more PL titles than Arsenalque embarroso!
Right, what the FUCK is going on with these threads then?
>>152144194liversissy and mantroony are duking it out for the title of "General's Biggest Faggot".
>>152144074any of the early rumbles in the wwe vault
>>152144260at any given time it would not have been more than a year or two since rewatching those actually.
>>152144283is that the rate my takeaway man
>>152144432we don't sign our posts here
>>152144500we dont post our POVs here
>>152144578every post is our POV coom brain, or was that not covered in your animes?
in retrospect, sunderland really shouldn't've lost to burnley and manure
>Cristiano Ronaldo will be able to play for Portugal in their opening game at next summer's World Cup finals despite his red card against the Republic of Ireland.>Ronaldo, 40, was sent off for an elbow to Dara O'Shea's back during Portugal's 2-0 qualifying defeat earlier this month.>Violent conduct normally carries a three-match ban but Ronaldo has had the second and third matches suspended for a year.>BBC Sport understands that the fact it was his first red card in 226 international appearances was taken into account.>Ronaldo sat out the match against Armenia on 16 November so will not miss any games in the United States next summer.Did anyone expect anything different whatsoever
>>152144673They roll over for United all of the time. I think they've beat them 4 times in something like 25 year.
>>152144695>Cristiano criggaldosucks for portugal more than anything desu.
>>152144578done him
If Chelsea had lost it would have been a perfect weekend
>>152144695Now that is actual rigging lmao.
say what you will about the lad (he's angry, he's bitter), but he sure does get his money's worth from his vpn and 4chan pass, and as someone who likes to stretch a dollar I can appreciate that
Me ooon facking club
>>152144695genuinely an embarrassing sport
you putting your xmas tree up this weekend bros
>>152145232I only have an advent calender
>>152144695Literally the "He's not that kind of player" defense
>>152145232It's NOVEMBER.
>>152145100Give Amorim more time!
>>152145261kek
>>152145232>the year 2025 is gonna end in a monthfuck.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 men
volumes..
>>152144695Absolute joke
>>152145424we dont post our grindr matches here
>>152145232Putting it up now because the missus has been nagging. She hasn't bothered to get off her arse and do it herself though.
>>152144213Liversissy miles ahead in the biggest faggot race. He was exposed for loving black men only 2 threads ago.
>>152145471Why would she when she has a mug like you to do it.
>>152145490Your mum shags everyone but your dad
>>152145490/Mug/
>>152145480oh look it's mantroony projecting
>>152145518Wogchester
>>152145518Liversissy, why do you have that saved on your personal device?
Just checked the league table and the defending champions are currently 12th...How can this happen
Chelsea XI: Sanchez; Gusto, W Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella; Caicedo, James; Estevao, Fernandez, Garnacho; Neto.
>>152145518saar is that you ?
>>152145505Sounds like projection. Is this why you let fat women tell you what to do?
>>152144578Absolutely arse raped him there. You can tell cause he instantly started posting about his made up characters and seething about VPNs. Top top work lad
>>152145748>>152145820someone is particularly angry and bitter today, is it seeing all the Christmas trees going up?
>>152144578Done the Canadian poof
>>152145863we don't sign our posts here
>>152144578done him up like a kipper
>>152144578Absolutely fucking destroyed.t. not a Canadian woofter
Not a fan of this bringing back old memes that weren't funny at the time meme desu. What's next? asking me what something is "based" on? Asking who I'm "quoting"? Spamming SNEED?
>>152146018that's a big point
>this guy thinking weakened teams in europe is a new format thing
I CANT ATTACK
>>152146140From Angeball to this must be quite the whiplash for fans
>>152146287tis anudda shoah
>>152144074>15:43:10bit late now, but you can watch live Asian champions league games from 10am bong time tuesday wednesday and thursday (asian europa league shit). a cheeky Hanoi versus Hong Kong part-timers is good for a weekday morning. Western Asia (arabia and central asia) later in the day. https://www.youtube.com/@TheAFCHub
>>152146140And Spurs could still score against a 10 man Everton
>>1521461401 year at spurs and a £5million payoff is the dream of all aging managers.
Why did pep rotate so many players? Is he seriously throwing everything at the league? He's better off going for the CL because the league is a wrap and some shit bottom table team will roll city over again inevitably.
>>152146458Shit, I'll send my CV tomorrow.
>>152147268the current champions league format is even too abstract for pep
Only just realised how easy Arsenal's CL fixtures are for this phase this season.
>In his first 12 months in charge Amorim has 12 Premier League wins
what the fuck is pope doinggg
>>152145250>half the houses round here already have not only their Xmas trees up but the lightswhat happened to the twelve days of Christmas?
>Sheffield United’s American owners made a shock inquiry in the sale of stricken city rivals Sheffield Wednesday.That would mean a merger.>>152147789Swapped out with the 25+ days of Christmas, the duration elapsing before Boxing Day.
>shitty
GB is going to be on the war path
>>152147820if United buy Wednesday and merge the two clubs I'm supporting Raperham instead
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME RAPEDMAN
>>152148004United's American owners don't understand why the people of Sheffield all switch clubs in the middle of the week.
angryginge is so fit x
>>152147756HAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY
angry bitter lad sharing his sick musings again
>>152148339kek it's tragic but not like chavs, deanos or the working class care about their kids
he's reading off his script from the 'cord again, I'll keep shining a light on the stinky bastard don't you worry
City are fucking dogshit!!!!
>>152148645truth
chelsea have really outclassed barcelona today, and barcelona are the current la liga ea sports champions
1. EPL2. Bundesliga3. Ligue 14. La Liga5. Serie A
Chelsea looking a cut above yet again
Opta just made a post saying that Pickford only had a 12% chance of making the saves he made against United. WE ARE SO CURSED AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152148786>1. EPLKEK
>>152143940How do I achieve this build
>>152144578Late but you’ve done him there
>>152149019Comes naturally when you support Man City
kek
>>152147789My local shopping centre started putting up Christmas decorations mid October. They didn't even bother with a single Halloween decoration.
https://litter.catbox.moe/wcik0p308yninjgp.mp4
Are we allowed to talk about Chelsea itt?
Liam Delap sounds like an absolute spacker
>>152149183The seasonal section in my waitrose was 1/4 Christmas, 3/4 Halloween from the start of september once they'd flogged off all the remaining summer crap from the bank holiday
>>152149293we don't sign our posts here
>khan
His Man City record is atrocious, almost guaranteed they lose if he's playing
I'll have a pint of Newcastle Brown and a bottle of Blue Moon for the two miserable bastards sitting in the corner of the thread mumbling under their breath about Uefa being out to get them
>>152149458He's a complete mong to go there, did he genuinely think he'd be starting and wasn't being signed so no one else could have/develop him?
City charges about to come down and the players know it
It's tradies and chavs that watch shit like I'm a celeb that are putting up Christmas decorations halfway through November. Once one sheep like a slag from Geordie Shore does it and posts it on Instagram then they all do it.
>>152149607they have sex and you don't so they're better than you ok
>>152149293He used all his brainpower to snub Yanited to move to Chelsea
>>152149612Yeah true the miles of cock a hole has been ran through is the meaning of life
>>152149607There goes Mr. OutrageThere goes Mr. SneerHe has no time for friends or funHis anger makes that clear
>>152149458They would be battling Man United and Liverpool for 10th had they stuck with him in goal
>>152149758Donnarumma worth every penny
>4 epl threads up>490 posts>434 posts>471 posts>126 postsgame's gone
>>152149814Game is bigger than ever
>>152149823back in my day we waited for 500 posts like good boys
>>152149625The sole biological purpose of every single organism in the history of the Earth has been to reproduce.
>>152149826We have to preemptively create new threads before liversissy creates one. If you let him post the entire thread will be Troon this and Troon that.
>>152149840we had the same with dsl sniping new threads early a couple years ago, wasnt that bad.
>>152149857I think DSL killed himself after City failed to win the league
>>152149840"Mantroony" has to be the most dire gimmick in some time.
>>152149867yeah who knows
why are there so many fucking /epl/s on the board
>>152149887I believe it was in response to somebody saying "Scousaars" kek
>WSL Football has been asked to provide footage of Tuesday's Women's League Cup quarter-final and semi-final draw because of concerns over the process.>The draw took place live on WSL Football's TikTok page and was conducted by social media influencer GK Barry and Portsmouth midfielder Ella Rutherford.>Questions were asked after it appeared a ball was pulled out then dropped back in the bag by accident, and was then taken out again to be used as part of the draw. The adjudicator present confirmed the ball, which revealed one of the home sides in the first semi-final fixture, was the same number as the one first pulled out.>WSL Football confirms that had it not been the same number pulled out a second time, the draw would have been restarted.>One of the clubs involved in the draw told BBC Sport it had requested to view the footage. It is not currently available to watch back on social media or WSL Football's official YouTube channel.>Meanwhile, BBC Sport understands WSL Football has apologised to Tottenham after a comment made by GK Barry during the draw.>While pulling out a ball with Tottenham's name on it, GK Barry asked: "What do we think of Tottenham?" - referring to an anti-Spurs chant sometimes sung by Arsenal fans. The comment raised questions about the draw's professionalism, and WSL Football is said to have made it clear the comment was not appropriate.>the city of womenIf it's equality of idiocy they're after then they've passed that with flying colours.
>>152149970to be fair the WC draw is soon in Dec, does anyone think that won't be rigged?
>>152149983given the absolutely farcical """ban""" ronnie got, no doubt
>>152149970>While pulling out a ball with Tottenham's name on it, GK Barry asked: "What do we think of Tottenham?" - referring to an anti-Spurs chant sometimes sung by Arsenal fans.That's funny but also a massive lack of self-awareness that's typical of womeme's football.
>>152149832Get fingered outside a club by a lanky mong with a perm isn't reproducing
>>152149887oh look it's mantroony saying this
AHHHHH LEAVE THE TRANNIES ALONE THEY'RE HECKIN VALID WOMEN JUST LIKE US TRAN U SUPPORTERS
WHU and NFO out the relegation zone, you were saying?
Trooncastle HUMBLED
>>152149840you think this thread won't be filled with troon this went troon that?
>>152150106They call them the rainbow devils for a reason
>>152147820Hopefully they're looking to buy them cut price and sell us on to someone who has a clue about what they're doing.Not one of the people to have made an offer thoughbeit.In reality probably just using their position to get the inside track on the state of our neighbours.
Estevao is the best Brazilian in the league and he's only 18
>>152150135Ched Evans and Vince McMahon linked up!!! Need it or keep it!!
Aubameyang.
>Galatasaray had 10 men. They got beaten>Barca had 10 men. They got beaten>Villarreal had 10 men. They got beaten>Everton had 10 men. They beat Manchester UnitedHowling
>>152150106Troon AFC are currently 5th in the St. Piran League Division 1 West (the 12th tier of English football)Troon FC are currently top of the West of Scotland Football League Premier (the 6th tier of Scottish football)
>>152150135>"THE NAME ON THE CONTRACT DOES SAY SHEFFIELD...">"son of a bitch!"
>>152150180>10 menThey played Beto/Barry, that's arguably 9
>>152150202Barry, Gareth?
>>152150212Barry, Complete Shit
>>152149867He only shows up when City look like they're close to winning a trophy
>>152150146Funny enough the last time they beat us was before Ched Evans was sent down. February 2012.
>>152150212nah he's too busy looking at the balls in a women's cup draw and making easy jokes about spuds
>>152150246KEK Amjad will not be pleased
>>152150246Here's the actual PNG if you want to do it better
>>152150246ah fuck I can't believe you've done this
>>152150259gracias
Is it okay to mention liverpool losing the same amount of games they've won or will the mods ban you for it?
>>152150318this is the moment liverpool should have put him in a car back to newcastle
>>152149970Edited video of it: https://twitter.com/FWSL_Jono/status/1993431192511938811It's even worse than I thought.>In 2024, Barry confirmed she was in a relationship with Ipswich Town footballer Ella Rutherford.Reminded me of that website where loads of women's footballers are all in love with each other.
>>152150246>>152150259
>>152150374Abomination just like that club
>>152150374hulk hogan fc if hogan was a tranny
Beaten by a Dewsbury Hall, shameful Must be nice being a Manchester United player,to get paid for whatever the feck that was. If they donated their weeks wages to local charities I still wouldn't forgive the for that shite they served up.
>>152150406easy now
>transfield
Amorim is simply too stubborn to ever be the top manager we need.
i think amorim, without the burden of midweek football, is actually cooking up some tactics on the training pitch to get one over the in-form crystal palace on sunday
When do we get the revised top half of the table from sky?
>>152150620Is this the negative spend table? No wonder Liverpool are bottom.
>>152150473It's real!>Originally common pasture land within the parish of Walton on the Hill, the area had the name of Hanging-fields or Hangfield - the name originating from the deeply sloping (or 'hanging') nature of the terrain. The name was also frequently written as Hongfield or Honghfield. In Gore's paper of 26 July 1810, certain fields are advertised as "Fields in Walton-on-the-Hill, called Hanging-fields"
>>152150318£150M for a Somali... inflation getting everything.
>>152150646>hongfield
>>152144578bowled him
ahhh /epl/What a delectable medley of shitposting splendour!
>>152151682whos diss
>>152151702That's the fella from that one episode of doctor who
>>152151879Daniel Tennants?
noni, eze and saka, bayern aint ready for mandem
look at what they did to are alice
>virgin trans dyke
>>152153301dont fink id shag hershe gives off propa lezzer vibes
>>152153301This was a very disheartening video to watch. She's getting very fed up. It's one thing to be in a rut for a while then break it but to be in a relatively good form and then show that they're still just as shit as before is even more frustrating.>>152153605She's married to me anyway so go wank off in a corner lad.
>>152153771Let's be real here, their good form wasn't really impressive at all. They beat Sunderland (who always roll over for them), a finished Liverpool, and Brighton who just two games earlier drew with f*cking wolfs.This is the difference between those who know ball and mongs,
>>152151702Roy Jennings
Morning all City lost again last night battered in fact
>>152143988£145M for Morgan Rogers
Absolute shower! Disgraceful performance from top to bottom. They didn’t fancy it from the first minute and completely bottled it against 10 men!Side issue but not vital … some serious questions need to asked about how time wasting can amount to 4mins … and the only time I’ve seen it blown on the dot!
anyone else NOOOOOTICES how sissified the other leagues have become?barca yesterday was a prime example, they just fall down and stop playing as soon as any chelsea player touches them. done more complaining to the referee than actual attacking play. this jamal lad doesn't even bother getting an advantage or playing or staying on his feet, just stops running the second he feels the defender grabs him. almost all european teams are similar to this outside england, players are overly protected.
>>152154428kek
>this jamal ladthink you spelled sakass wrong since you described him to a t
how do we fix Liverpool, City, Tottenham & United ?
>>152154551Did laugh at Rulli getting a nudge in the back from Dan Burn and needing a 5 minute on-field nap and a head bandage.
>>152154428I can't tell how gay this is
>>152154551Too used to soft refs, barca are especially bad for it
tinpot vs euro pedigree
There’s no turning this around with the squad we have sad ending to a wonderful career at city but it’s time he went. Nobody would’ve wanting him to go at the end of 4 in a row but in hindsight that was the best time to go.
Even when we outnumbered them at the back, they still won every 50-50 and second ball. Terrible attitude from the players. There's more urgency in the morgue.Manager also has to take a lot of blame. So defensive. Neville pointed out what we've been seeing the whole time. Keeping 3 defenders back against a guy who hasn't scored for Everton yet, then dropping into a back 5 when Everton launch it forward, is pathetic when you're at home and have an extra man.
>>152154978You'd think so, but no.What did we improve last summer? Our attack.Last season we struggled to score goals with Hojlund and Garnacho up top.Today exposed how the team struggled without Sesko and Cunha alongside Mbeumo.It's pretty clear in Afcon we're going to struggle, we need a Semenyo profile and a rotation option to Sesko.If we had Cunha and Sesko in the lineup with Mbeumo today we'd have won the game.We're short of squad depth.
arsenal winning tonight would be very tough for this general to takehoping they don't win so the blokes in here can take a mental health break
any updates on the 116 charges whereabouts by the knower?
>>152154414Kek
Fodeniesta came on last night and dropped yet another a disasterclass, wtf happened??
>>152154978>Keeping 3 defenders back against a guy who hasn't scoredImagine if they went to a back 4 and suddenly played wellAmorim would still line them up in his 343 next game
fink Spurs may struggle against PSG
>>152155008Yanited customers really complaining about squad depth? KEK
I saw Estevao play for Brazil live, he is like an alien. Chelsea are 100% winning the CL this season.
>>152155457Steve is the best Brazuca in the league
never going to get used to calling him estavro or whatever he needs to adopt the name Steve.
>>152155479It’s Estêvão chud, get those accents in
Summary from today’s match between Chelsea and Barca- Ferran Torres misses an easy chance- Barca dominate entire game- Kounde scores an own goal- Araujo, takes red card- Estevao shamelessly scores a lucky goal against 10 men Barca - Delap tooThey won, but they weren’t good
stopped reading at "good"
>>152155497More of a case of Barca losing it yeah. A strange collapse, maybe they've been training with Stokes and co
For me, it's English centre-back Abdul-Nasir Oluwatosin Oluwadoyinsolami Adarabioyo
>>152155497Pure cope from Sydney's gayest gooner.
if he misses training, why doesn't he just go train?
>>152155602He has to walk to training.>On 13 May 2025, he was banned from driving for six months after pleading guilty to several speeding offences.
>Florian Wirtz will be sidelined until the March international break.
>>152155625lmfao fucking hell Blatant fake injury by the way
>>152155625>>152155764that's from a parody account
>>152155457bandwagon's full pal
>>152155794https://foot-africa.com/en/news/liverpool-the-full-extent-of-wirtzs-long-term-absence-revealed-977594/
>>152156162kek
Where is everyone? I see we're at 237 posts so has someone made the new already?
>>152156162>foot-africa
>>152156623we don't post men we're attracted to here
Thinking about how Liverpool are a bottom half team :)
>>152156654you needed a vpn for that?
>>152156676Liverpoo always considered themselves a top, they always were a bottom
>>152156788Confusedpool
TRANSFER NEWS >Elliot Anderson is 100% the player Manchester United want - Andy Mitten
>>152149970>Teams who qualify for the league phase of the Women's Champions League will no longer participate in the League Cup, under new plans aimed at revamping the competition.>The format change is deemed necessary to help ease scheduling issues and to protect player welfare.>BBC Sport understands clubs voted in favour of the proposal to be introduced for the 2026-27 season, which still needs to be approved by the Football Association.>Teams from the top two divisions of women's football currently contest the competition.>Next year that number is set to increase following the expansion of the WSL to 14 teams.>Removing the teams who feature in the Champions League will help reduce the number of minutes of their players.>The Champions League expanded to 18 teams this season with more matches.WSL Football speedrunning their way to oblivion
You do go and support your team away and make the most of your day, don't you /epl/?https://x.com/rgfray1/status/1993723532354941006https://x.com/rbxncx/status/1993647338196467751
You get a life sentence for killing a woman in italy
>>152155464Better than Manlet Cunha?
>>152157011I don't blame Europe for hating English fans abroad
>>152157011that is someone's daughter grim
>>152157240All women are _____
>>152157263someone's daughter?
>>152157011Based
BREAKING: Arne Slot’s future at Liverpool is hanging by a thread. Sources confirm that if Liverpool lose their next two matches, the club are very likely to sack him.If he wins both, he still earns himself the lifeline until January as stated before, but PSV and West Ham are seen as “beatable” opponents, meaning even victories won’t completely silence doubts around his position.High pressure. Critical days ahead. #LFC
>>152157441i trust it
>>152157441Until it's on foot-africa I won't believe a word of it
Some of the vitriol at Slot is a fucking joke, fuck you all who have engaged in it. He won number 20. I say this as someone who thinks his time is nearing the end, but either way he gave me some unbelievable days in anfield along with some serious nights out in Dublin. Fucking hero.
>>152156654Done him
Well, this place is going to be beyond toxic all week. Will not be checking anything United related for a week.1.)The loss is on me. First bet I've made all year-- of course I bet on United.2.) Pickford can make the saves Lammens can't.3.) No reason for Zirkzee or Mainoo to complain about lack of playing time. They aren't good enough and they both need to go in January.4.) We know we have no real depth, and uggh, bit us in the behind having to start Zirkzee up front and no Cunha or Sesko today.5.) No intensity from the start, but that could be to the changes that were made to the starting XI. Team just didn't click, bc a few players aren't good enough.See you all in 4 days.
>>152157755but mainoo was your Starboy?!
>"The real season starts now">immediately loses the 2 following gamesWhat the HELL did he mean by this?
>>152157755Everton's keeper is better than one of the big six??
>>152157755Are Dilated fans already turning on Lammens? I thought he was the next Schmeichel?
>>152157774>OK now it starts then....
>>152157924When life gives you Lammens
>>152157755What's wrong with Sesko?
when life gives you lammens concede against a 10 man team that starts beto
What was Nick Poop thinking in this exact moment?
>>152158005>I've got 4 more clean sheets than Lammens, oh wait is that Aubameyang? Better let him score
>>152158005
>>152158070new 'jak just dropped
Mantroony out here replying to himself about......New'assle
>biggest game of his career>isak benched>wirtz not even in the squadHas there ever been a more rapid exposure of baldness?
Yeah Ruben Amorim
It’ll be funny to see sosa scurry away after this weekend
>>152158005Pickfordesque ability to create a goalscoring situation for the opposition out of nowhere. If Pope was simply in his box, Obamayang is easily closed down by the defenders.
Manchester United's new keeper, the new Van der Sar, has the same amount of clean sheets as mamardushvavili
>>152158193The only other option they have besides a literally retard with CTE (Pope) is mr adhd relegation magnet Ramsdale
>>152158193>>152158334jesus christ nick poop and ramshit gotta be the worst possible GK combination.nick pope is legit a black goalie in a white skin and ramsdale chases pigeons and sings with the away fans.
I'll be recording a couple of the games so let's keep this thread a spoiler free zone
>liverpoop
Klopp will need years to fix this side
Anyone got the Newcastle goth toilet vid? Seems to have been taken down on twitter
Let’s just say, hypothetically, Chelsea are actually becoming a proper top club again after spending about a gorillion pounds, would it even feel the same? As a Chelsea bandwagoner I just feel so much apathy these days. Back in the Russian blood money era everything still had a feeling of soul attached to it. Now it feels mostly like silhouettes wearing a Chelsea shirt. You still got your James’, your Palmers, your Cucurellas, but most of them I wouldn’t really give a shit if they stay or get sold. Before I used to have strong opinions about everyone in the squad, now it’s (once again) mainly apathy. Would this Chelsea winning feel similar to Man City doing it for rival fans? Ie you don’t feel upset nor happy, it’s just whatever.
>>152159129we're not allowed to talk about chelsea.
here's an image i made to deride arteta's arsenal from relying so much on corner kicks in a comical way
>the world's greatest modern centre back
>>152159129have your existential crisis elsewhere
>>152159777comedy gold
>>152149840That sounds like a troon only problem
>>152158552You should be recording yourself jumping off a bridge instead
corrrrr am finkin it's unknown t homerton b i got gally on me
>>152159933;)
>Tottenham have conceded at least four goals in back-to-back games for the first time since May 2003 under Glenn Hoddle.
>liverpoo
corrrr last time i checked am finkin it were 0-1 to spurs
SACKED IN THE MORNING
Why are only 5 of the big 6 in Europe?
>>152160395That's honestly kinda surprising to me. Thought Ange would have made it happen.
>>152157011I haven't got an X account. Is this worth looking up?
AAAARRRNE SLOT NA NA -ACK
>>152160570Deary deary me there are literal tears in this fat Irish spackers eyes. Look what you’ve done Arne
OH DEARY MELiverpool lost a game so I guess we're in for a night of Liversissy spam...
>>152160440lammens wasn't there last year
>>152160485>>152160570Thank fuck I'm not one of these sad reaction twats.>>152160686Liverpool's summer 2025 transfer window is looking like an all-time disaster.
Livershit lost so we're due for Mantroony having a breakdown tonight when xhe should be laughing
>>152160570CRRUUUUUSHHHH
>>152160734maybe dave will join amjad in the seethe
Saeed and his boys.......
Liverpool lost so Liversissy will be spamming about Mantroony all night
>>152160570when I just saw his face he looked like a big fat pussy, but now that I see the tats I realize he's a badass and I should watch my step
>>152160485OI'M GONNA.... OI'M GONNA FECKIN KILL THAT GOBSHITE BEGORRAH
>>152160724Remember when they said the quadruple is on and they won the summer transfer window trophy...KEK
Mantroony with his falseflagging, now he won't shut up about the ginger Liverpool customer he dreams of topping
>>152160686>>152160775This
>>152160807It's a very homosexual he has calling grown men sissies, gay club behaviour
>>152160807KEK he just posted the lad he wants to bang, gays shouldn't have been given rights.
>>152160485Thank fuck I'm not one of these sad reaction twats.
Mantroony is back in FULL SWING tonight after hiding from being BATTERED by 10 man Everton
Clearly we need a new thread
FOUR GOALS PSV?THAT'S INSANE!
IT'S FOUR (4) FOUR!!!!
good on amorim for not being in europe this season
>>152160782Didn’t ask
>>152160845Galatasaray scored against 10 men.....
>>152160786I even said on here that had they signed Guehi, it would be an embarrassment to not do the Quad. At this point even winning the FA Cup looks beyond them.
they just need the Belgian Onana
NEW>>152108805>>152108805>>152108805
>>152160494She's fat
The best part about the liverpool poolapse is that FSG knew van dyke and salad were on their last legs and tried to recoup some value while they could but the fans forced them into giving out new contracts
>>152160857>>152160859NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152160897Thanks boss
>>152160897Oh my days
If Manuel Neuer didn't revolutionize GK position, Manchester united would have never signed Onana and fumbled every chance they got to play European Football.Neuer is the problem
>>152160897/sp/ clearly doesn't have mods anymore
slot has been relying on the talents of wirtz and isak all season and he's getting exposed tonight without those two mega signings to carry the burden
McTominay is a sexy fella, want him back.
>liverpooITS OVER
https://youtube.com/shorts/uBuZveZelzo?si=fD-ZXqxvDd2xZECs
>>152160897>all these posts alreadyFUCK
Dilated and Liverpoo in a relegation battle LMFAOOOO
>>152160978Relegation tier
>>W 24-25>Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston VillaIf you showed this to the Man City board even they'd have questions about Pep now
Liverpool are gonna lose against 10 men
>>152160897ACTUAL NEW>>152086702>>152086702>>152086702
>>152161023nah that was troonited
Literally the 1st image when you search "Arne Slot"KEK
>fantastic win against Bayern>half the stadium empty by the end of the match Why are English fans so tinpot
I hope shitcastle, man poo, and liverpoo all go down.
mfw liverpool lose in europe
>>152161066it's arsenal
>>152161066Easy win against a shit German side
>>152143870greatnow the sub saharan africans will be even louder about arse anal. bayern had one job.
>>152160978>2 losses at Anfield back to back>3nil and 4-1SACKED IN THE MORNING
>>152161078his club aren't there
>>152161046>NDTVkek you live in India
>>152161078>Fairweather Jamal showing his face againThe streets remember
Gareth Southgate is available lads! :)
>>152161078KWAW (KEK WHAT A WOG)
Amorim and Slot :3
Liverpool should keep Slot like United have with Amorim. He could go for Amorim's record of 12 wins in 12 months.
Arsenal (3.05) 3-1 (0.79) Bayern MunichLiverpool (2.99) 1-4 (2.39) PSVPSG (1.87) 5-3 (2.30) Tottenham
Arsenal are GOATed, Liverpoo are shit, Transchester Dilated are shit
Kek Liversissy trying to migrate threads to hide his clubs THIRD pathetic loss in a row
>>152161183Make a new one, show him whos boss
>>152161170>Liverpool (2.99) 1-4 (2.39) PSV
TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /LUG/ NIGHT
Amjad about to make ANOTHER rent-free liverpoo thread, we need more Arsenal threads
The fuck is this verify with an email shit? I've posted one fucking image and it's accusing my IP of "abuse"
>>152161183Gwarnnn big boy make another big thread 100 posts early
>>152161183Since his Arsenal Bottlers thread Arsenal have battered Spurs and Bayern Munich and Liverpool have been battered at home by Forest (then 19th) and PSV (shit)
>>152161250Stop changing your ip then, Liversissy.
/mug/ and /lug/ bros....
Any1 got some tasty RAWK screens?
>>152161250It’s been happening to me too. Site is fucked lad
>>152161250Hiromoot wants even more of your data to sell
>>152161261THAT CAN'T BE TRUE
>>152161261it was me who made the Arsenal bottlers thread though aw, glad to see it made you cry
>>152160485>>152160570you NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIGGmmpty, you nummpty!
slot is somehow a bigger embarrassment than amorim
Here's something I never thought I'd say: we'd be better off if we'd appointed Sean Dyche... Amorim isn't just arrogant and stubborn, he's totally clueless. Has no idea of how to change tactics let alone alter the game. I'd take Jose back in a heartbeat compared with this dross
>>152161295>t. Manure MonkeyI agree though
Slot would beat a 10 man Everton
Disgusting how much of a coward cheat Van Dijk is. Clearly handles the ball then tries to argue about it.
>>152161322Liverpool 0 Forest 3Venue: Anfield
manure scum were quiet monday night and last night, now they're backjust like how manure were back, kek
>>152161250Just use a throwaway. It's been done to every UK poster except pass holders
>Arseanal and Liverstool can only win the league when it’s shit and inconsistent Curious
Liverpool reportedly eyeing up Ange Postecoglu and Gareth Southgate
>>152161333Forest had a clear goal ruled out too (they get 1 clearly wrong decision per match and still are shit)
>>152161333Manchester United 0 - 1 Everton (Red Card) Venue: Old Trafford
>>152161333Yeah that's 11 man Forest not 10 man Everton....
How does this happen to a team? It’s more or less the same group of players as last year. If anything on paper they’ve improved. Weird innit.
Troonited customers been crying all week about needing more players and depth and now they're getting uppity tonightO ALFONSO
>>152161359Careful now, we don't wanna talk about Amorim
>>152161375Klopp ran the good ones in to the ground and Slot bought shit ones
DANGEROUSLY close to 400NEED a new thread
>WolvesLet's see if we can beat Derby's record.
>>152161356I agree. Easily could've been 4 or 5 nil>>152161357>>152161359Everton is 5 places above Forest in the league, sweaty x
This is why Ruben Amorim is the best manager of the Sky 6. He finished 15th last season so he wouldn't get embarrassed in Europe this season
>>152161401bodied those freaks
>>152161405they aren't in Europe or the cup this season yet they're still shit
>>152161401Rekt and checked
>>152161401And Everton had 10 men (numerical disadvantage) X
Imagine being Spurs where your Kane Replacement scoring is an inarguable omen that you'll lose the match
>1 game a week>Still can't train for shitExplain
DO NOT TALK ABOUT UNITEDsays saeed
Losing to Ange last season AND Grimsby this season yet they can't beat 10 men even with ref help
>>152161414>>152161423Thanks lads
>>152161440That customer going on about the atmosphere though, I get why he was annoyed
>>152161348>>152161286>>152161276Grim>>152161265>Characterfagging Schizo buys a pass
>>152161476>Characterfagging Schizo buys a passMakes sense, 4chan is their entire life
>Liverpool legend Steven Gerrard after the match: >"This team achieved the Premier League four months ago; 'disaster' is not an accurate description of what's happening to Liverpool.. There are no excuses, but let's not use the word 'disaster'.. This team is suffering, and the manager needs to find solutions quickly, or this will continue." LOL!
>>152161375>didn't sign an out and out right back to replace Trent and the right-sided player they did sign is a crock>Kerkez as the new LB is absolute shite>Wirtz does not fit Liverpool's system whatsoever>Ekitike and Isak cannot play together (at least Diaz and Nunez could, as hilarious as the latter was)>Salah only played for a new contract
>JUDGE AMORIM AFTER 2 MORE SEASONS!
>>152161458disaster classthat's what happens with Portuguese managers
>liverpool have lost 9(nine) out of the last 12(twelve) matches.surely this will have no impact on the infamous 4chan board, /sp/ for the upcoming 3 days and more.
No arsenal victim complex today?
Never forget that this cunt tried to argue it wasn't a handball
>420BLAZE IT
AND WE'RE LIVE >>152161598>>152161598>>152161598>>152161598>>152161598
>buy dressing room cancer (Isak) that you don’t even need just play billy big bollocks and prove you’re a “big club>go on a massive losing streakyou get what you deserve
>>152161601why is bro trying to play basketball?
Amorim and Slot just need more timeMeanwhile Arteta...
Who would be an okay caretaker manager at Liverpool?
>>152161597O B S E S S E D
>>152161623Steve Bruce
bin dippers doing their best troon imitation
>>152161623Ruud van Nistelroy (better than Ruben Amorim)
Not a good day for Liverpool fans
who let all these dog epl teams in the uefa anyways?
>caring about the royalsAre you Gary Neville in disguise?
>>152161671Your mum
>>152161660Do Euros clap
>>152161623Your mum
>t-that post mean you care about the royals-BINDIPPERROPE UP
>>152161660lmaooo
The players hate Arne and more importantly hate the customer[™ of John W. Henry]base
>immigrant lover going after bin dippersyou're one and the same
fucking hell Liverpool are a JOKEA JOKELOSING 3-0 AT HOME TO RELEGATION FODDER NOW THIS!!!!!!!!!!! >>152161660LOL!
>>152161660https://twitter.com/TOTAPLasDamas/status/1993660453814522225The horrendous sound makes it even funnier
>>152161660>shitizen
>>152161536>didn't sign an out and out right back to replace Trent and the right-sided player they did sign is a crockThat’s fair>Kerkez as the new LB is absolute shiteHe looked good at Bournemouth >Wirtz does not fit Liverpool's system whatsoeverShould’ve thought about that before spending a near record fee on him>Ekitike and Isak cannot play together (at least Diaz and Nunez could, as hilarious as the latter was)Sure but they rarely play together. It’s one or the other. Isak has been really poor and Ekitike has been hit and miss.>Salah only played for a new contractYeah he looks a different player altogether
>>152161781like something out of Father Ted
well at least Arsenal and Chelsea didn't embarrass us the rest were fucking woeful
>>152161799>He looked good at Bournemouth Clearly can't cope with the step up in expectation.>Should’ve thought about that before spending a near record fee on himFunniest part is they clearly didn't.>Sure but they rarely play together. It’s one or the other.So Ekitike was bought as squad depth despite being £69m. No wonder he reacted like he did against Southampton which is where their season officially collapsed.Genuine scatter gun transfers this summer from Liverpool and it's showing.
>>152161598>>152161598
>>152161660NOOOOO NOT THE FECKIN BLEEDIN GOBSHITE ANTHEM I'M DYING
Predictions?
>Apparently it's 72 years since Liverpool last lost 3 games in a row by 3+ goals, and the last time it happened they were relegated and conceded 97 goals.KEK
>Liverpool's worst run of form since the 1950sLMAO
>even the most rational Liverpool fans who comment on Guardian articles are saying Slot has to go
>>152162016D D D L W L W
>>152161610>>152161895>that thread is complete shitewhat a shock
>>152162223>t. Troon
>>152162252>/epl/ is now reduced to spergs like you having a complete meltdown over fuck allDead general.
>>152162281>Troon complaining he didn't get to be OP of the umpteenth threadTroon melty
>>152162252Kek based
>>152162294I've no issue with not being the OP. I do have issue with spackers making multiple threads because they're not the OP of that particular one.
Just catching up with the evening's events>>152159777why did he do this and what the fuck was his complaint for afterwards? I've watched this over a few times and unless he heard a whistle I can't figure out what he's thinking
FRANK OUTRICHARLISON OUTNGUBUS OUT
>>152163051>FRANK OUTDON'T FREAKC'EST CHIC
>>152161535Using the word "disaster" to reference Liverpool's 2025-2026 season will have you prosecuted under the Hillsborough Law soon enough
Last 3 matches:Liverpool (6.59) 1-10 (5.39) Opponents
>>152165497>>152161535>won league 4 months agostupid moronic scouser not seeing the reality. its not some mystical problem that appeared in the summer. On calendar year form, they'd be 5th. Since end of March theyve won 10, lost 9, drawn 2
>>152162058Apparently they were relegated back then..they might wanna crawl back to Jürgen and ask if hes free now
>>152168583he's flush with trivago money now, can't imagine he'd want to get back to the grind
>>152166670Customers don't want to hear it.
>>152166544is that how they calculate the league table now?
>>152196389kek
If a striker is one-on-one with the keeper and the last legal outfield player is too far away, and then one of the substitutes races onto the pitch to hack down the striker just before he enters the penalty box, what happens?
>>152217893Penalty and that substitute would get a red card
>>152217929But the foul would be outside of the penalty box, could the ref still award a penalty?
>>152217973Sorry, skipped over the last part. Freekick from that position and a red card. Likely a lengthy ban for the substitute
Kek the Bournemouth Sunderland game looked kino. That elbow by Cook though
>>152161536You forgot>death in the squad
Future of England
>>152221536need to know why he was pointing before I make any judgements
