>Saturday 29th November 20253pm Brentford v Burnley3pm Manchester City v Leeds United3pm Sunderland v AFC Bournemouth5.30pm Everton v Newcastle United8pm Tottenham Hotspur v Fulham >Sunday 30th November 20252.05pm Aston Villa v Wolverhampton Wanderers4.30pm Chelsea v ARSENAL12pm Crystal Palace v Manchester United2.05pm Nottingham Forest v Brighton & Hove Albion2.05pm West Ham United v Liverpool
/epl/ runs /sp/
>>152161631Best league in the worldUndefeated in Europe
>>152161598Stupid handsome motherfucker
>>152161655>>152161598arsenal fans are battymen
>>152161598>League WinnersArselel WILL bottle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LLLLIVERPOOL
>Tottenham created 38x more xG against PSG than they did against Arsenal.The state of Europe.
>>152161688PSG > Arsenal thoughbeit
>>152161665Jealous
Arsenal (3.05) 3-1 (0.79) Bayern MunichPSG (1.87) 5-3 (2.30) TottenhamLiverpool (2.99) 1-4 (2.39) PSV
Last time I checked Spurs were winning 1-0
>>152161598>2.05pmWhy?
>5 /epl/ threads
>>152161749Jealous of what gayboy
>>152161780We run this city
>>152161780and over half of them are schizo threads made by a troon
Please DO NOT TALK about transgender people in this thread.
>>152161750They were saying Spurs had the best defensive pairing in Europe
What was Virgin Trans Dyke trying to protest about here exactly?
>>152161740Arsenal in this form would destroy even last year's PSG
>>152161740>PSGConsneeding 3 (three) goals to Tottenham is not impressive
>>152161883They scored 5 it's alright
>>152161839the idea that this mong was ever held up against rio or vidic is fucking hilarious - even on titles he is sissy tier
>>152161598Sacked in the morning bludclarrrrrt
Liverpool are fucking shit man he's getting sacked in the morning
>>152161839Vile cheating football club
>>152161899his supposed proficiency in defence has long been memed about on /sp/ tbg
>>152161899rio vidic and vvd are all overrated, pick one that never got ref help
>>152161839based put the dutch mongs in their place big man
If United had vvd they'd lose 1-0 to Everton
VdV >>>>>>
>>152161929corrrrr am finkin best cb in the world for me wiv his pace (87 on fifa)
>>152161929Did the man go on another straight-line run into empty space but otherwise go completely missing?
Can't get you off my mindThose little things you doSo sexy, it's a crimeDarlin', I'm so into youAnd when you're not aroundThat's when my sun goes downYou are the sunshine in my life
>>152161948Battyman
>>152161598
>>152161947No he's just better than VVD
Livercunt on a blatant spam offensive (including creating then spamming this thread in the old and the instant phoneposted replies to himself) so we stop talking about LIVERPOOL BEING FUCKING DOGSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Europe:Arsenal winChelsea win City lose Liverpool loseSpurs lose
>>152161977>City lose >Liverpool lose>Spurs loseAll 3 were demolished, Spurs by 10 men
>>152161995Sounds like United, who WEREN'T playing in Europe
>>152162001They lost 2-1 in France
Carragher busy writing his article about how Pafos came very close to a big win
>>152162012The bigger United were playing in France? Next you'll tell me a former Arsenal player put them to bed.
>>152161790Jealous
>Spurs beat arsenal in pre season and beat man city so they can disrupt arsenal >Bayern beat PSG so they're going to beat arsenal >Chelsea beat barca so they can beat arsenal.....
>>152162024stop being jelous xx
>>152161665>>152161790>>152161952go on spam your little arsenal folder you cripple
>>152162029Your mum sucks African Nigerian dagger dick from a man who wears glasses and an Arsenal beanie
>>152162035Jealous
>>152162029Just 2 weeks ago Spurs were 1st in the league on away form and 19th on away form. They are very shit and they always will be very shit but it's notable how they buck certain expectations time and time again.
>>152162043>t. >>152161961
>>152162043What are you on about you rentboy
>>152161780Want 6? Then shut the fuck up
can't get over how shit Liverpool are
>>152162053Buck broken
>>152162078Yep. You are if you see that word and think about black men being shagged up the arse.
>>152162084What a gay little sentence you just typed out. Telling on yourself with that one.
>12 PL wins in 12 months can slot copy amorim?
>>152161827Unironically that's a well made and very cute costume. Lad obvious put effort into buying it
>>152162101>furry>very cuteO MANTROONY O AMJAD
>>152162096So now you're just spamming terms you don't even know the origin of like an autist, okay mong boy Livercunt.
>>152162084hi amjad you battyboy lol
Why is Liversimp spamming about gay black rape
>>152162114>the cuck saying Livercunt watches homosexual porn featuring black menGrim
>>152162078>Buck brokenerrrr stop spamming your porn search mong
1-4
>>152162078>Buck brokenSpamming about men being raped up the arse hole. Vile deviant.
>Mantroony sees 2 words>Immediately babbles about black and gay analWhat losing to 10 men does to a mfer
>>152162146I mean it literally is what that thing means. That you're trying to backpedal is blatant to all of us matey.
>>152162145>Spamming about men being raped up the arse hole. Vile deviant.What a gay little sentence you just typed out. Telling on yourself with that one.
Livercunt spamming about blacks againNow the black porn spam
>>152162152I'm not your matey, especially not with a black fetishist Fuck off nonce
He's so upset about the 4-1 that he's willing to create a thread then spam it about black men getting shagged up the arse. Such a strange little man.
Mantroony been watching too many Saeed videos
Black Somalis trying to get themselves over in the thread, so fucking gay
Slot Out
>>152162078>Buck brokenbindipping FREAK
Why are these Mantroonians typing out their fetishes, it's extremely disturbing. They're being awfully graphic about it too.
Oh Amjad is seething that he couldn't make a new thread in time hahahaha what a sad little life
>>152162098Serious answer: no. It can't be his first 12 months like Amorim since he's already been in the league more than a year and obviously won more than 12.So 12 months from the start of the season? He's already won 6 and only needs to win 6 more plus each season is only 9 months so if he doesn't get way more than 6 more he'll be sacked long before half way into next season.12 months at all? He'd 100% be sacked if he drought went on anywhere close to that being a possibility. tl;dr No. Liverpool will not wait that long to fire Slot. Man U are just retarded and have no ambition.
fucking hell this liverpool cunt is having a meltdown. united losing to 10 man everton is old news
>>152162188>>152162145>>152162134why do you know what that means?
>>1521621894channers are bare fruity
>>152162206Haha Gottem
>AAAAAAA DON'T TALK ABOUT THE PREMIER LEAGUE
Not my fault united can't get into european competition
>buck breaking (offensive) The act of publicly punishing a male slave, typically by flogging him, and in some cases subsequently sexually the things he'll spam to stop people talking about 4-1
>>152162202COPE
amjad about to spam the ginger slipperpool customer he wants to shag doing his mating ritual dances, too many fags on this board
>Well well well...
>>152162200I mean a few wins here and there and he could stay in charge
OH MY DAYSMEREDITH CHECK MY BLIMMIN' BLOOD PRESSURE
>>152162263Not enough for it to only be 12. Like I said, he's already on 6
>>152162275Saka‽
>>152162259He only cares about padel now
Swear down innit Liverpool lost wallahi United would never bottle against PSV akhi
>>152162298Padel broken
LMAO THE TROON IS CRYING ABOUT NOT BEING THE OP IN THE OLD THREAD
sorry i'd help but i've used up all my smelling salts for this eve
>>152162318>It's trueOh no no no no no
>>152162318Absolutely Gimp behavior
eve pass me the smelling salts i need some jammy dodgers with my cuppa love!
>>152162182Phwoar
Man City smashed up in EuropeLiverpool smashed up in EuropeNewcastle smashed up in EuropeSpurs smashed up in Europe/epl/ putting on a horror show on the continent, embarrassing stuff
You know this run of form is because Isa is withholding
>>152161598what good looking lad, would love him to demolish my bussy. no homo.
>>152162373JULY... BY GOD, POPPERS NOW!
>>152162364Push your interracial elsewhere mantroony it's disgusting
>>152162236>This troon really gave us the dictionary definition of his fetish
What will it take to sack Slot because getting raped at home by PSV is the work of a retarded incompetent Dutchman
Even with as bad as Liverpool have been I doubt anyone here genuinely saw them getting battered AGAIN by PSV
>>152162384Howling
S-smelling salts... p-please
The Isak signing really derailed Liverpool's season
What's the smelling salt meme
>‽
Isak came on and they got worse And now Ekitike is injured Will they get "buck broken" as Liversissy loves to spam?
OH MY DAYS BLAD IS THAT NONI MADDY AN TING
>>152162299Okay Saeed
>Troon still going on about his fetish
What's he thinking right now?Because it's not tactics, team selection, positive mindset, training.
Liverpool have West Ham next and you'd have to favour West Ham
>>152162403190 likes to shitpost about "starboy saka", usually *womans name* then something like " pass the smelling salts my dear, oh goodness gracious". arsenal fans have started to adopt it when they win and it drives 190 absolutely spare
>>152161598Imagine this fucker scores a header from a set piece and the camera just zooms in on him and your girlfriend and/or mother says "why aren't your players that good looking?"Because that happened to me at the start of this season and I've never felt right about it
>>152162444kek are you a united fan
>>152162444My players are all black. Zirkzee is the only decent one I'd want with my sister.
>>152162386I thought they would win this PSV game and lose to West Ham, but the decline is worse than thought
>>152162441Are arsenal fans supposed to be posh?
>girlfriend and/or mother
>>152162444Lmao I can 100% see this happening to some poor sod
>>152162482fuck knows i guess he just thought it was funny but it backfired
>>152162444Become a City fan it'll never be a concern
Arsenal, this season, are proving to me that football is scripted.
>>152162514Finally, you are seeing it brother..
>>152162514It just shows when you spend £500 million on players there's none left over for referees
Unreal how atrocious the Isak signing was. Wasn't even good at the time!
oh Maryam gracious goodness pass me the shisha wallahi it's big zirk
£2 billion to pay like Stoke
Arsenal BATTERED Troonited
Eddie Howe is a much better manager than that idiot Arne Slot and Liverpool should get him in too bad it'll never happen since that mongo Isak is there now
oh my goodness Tarquin, our 2 billion! our smelling salts savings has all but perished!!
Not far off the folder getting spammed now. He's so angry he forgot the routine and started posting about buck breaking like the vile incel cunt he is.
>>152162562Kek go shill shitty Howe for the England job you mong
>>152162441Genuine mental illness here. Not even trolling.
>still going on about black menthese somali utd fans really are something strange
>>152162576Calm down Slot you have that dutch to somali duolingo to catch up on
>>152162570>>152162533Kek>>152162591>Dutch to somaliTen hag to his fanbase?
Inshallah we WILL be seeing Dave's Blacked.com spam once again
>Arne Slot: "I want to be positive about the players after we went 1-0 down. We came back into the game and had enough chances to go 2-1 up and at half-time I don't think anyone would have expected us to lose 4-1."
i've seen enoughslot outbig ange in
>"I feel afraid of returning this feeling of last season. That is my biggest concern.”Amorimsisters...
>>152162444>"why aren't your players that good looking?"Kek what do you even say to this? It sounds bad because she's saying it, but clubs aren't buying off looks so it's not like it matters
I'm putting together a team. A team that can score.....against Everton
>>152162644Both would walk alone into Liverpool's starting XI
>>152162665I don't think either one of them can walk
>jwu>pool lost 1-4 against PSGwhat happened? no salah 97' (P) ?
>>152162078This post really triggered the homeless
>>152162702speaking of people who can't walk where the liverpool paddy been recently?
You now remember Charles Itandje
>>152162717hogwheels? hoggers doesn't support transpool he's a trans u supporter
>>152162735I honestly don't
>>152162746He was Liverpoo's version of Senne Lammens
mad how good the EPL is and how mad that makes wogs
Isak is now the worst signing ever made All leagues since time began
Ynr Mudryk
>>152162739hogwheels lives in Dublin of course he's a livertrans
Isak is worse than any man united signing
Wirtz is a worse signing than Isak.
probably ali diayou could say hazard neymar coutinho drinkwater wirtz isak pogba alexis mudrik bebe lukaku antony sancho mutu but they're all professional footballers at the end of the day, ali dia wasn't
I mean
>>152162874>Dublin Mancunian hotspot
>>152162905Quite a few United legends there
>>152162905Ali Dia was not anywhere near as expensive and was terminated quickly. If anything that story is massively overblown albeit still funny.
Wirtz has Man U written all over him, overhyped white alexis sanchez
>>152162951Wirtz has Liverpoo written all over him, overhyped white Mudryk
>>152162951
>transfield
>>152163002Zesty Yoro
>ANALYSIS: Steven Gerrard TEARS into four Liverpool players in furious reaction to PSV defeatNO STEVIE G DON'T DO IT
>>152163002Somalichester (z)Utd
>>152162644who's on the right
>>152163002what the FUCK is that thing behind?
>>152162905Which is why he should never be included. Anyone who unironically puts Ali Dia in a list of worst players should be banned from giving their opinion on football.Like >>152162940 says the story is massively overblown for the meme potential. Ali Dia was a glorified pitch invader and anyone using him to deflect from how bad a genuine professional is/was is overdosing on copium.
>>152162402Lad Arsenal smashed Bayern, what happened? Everyone ready to admit they're the best team itw yet?
>Dunga has an ongoing financial dispute with English club Queens Park Rangers. He claims he loaned £750,000 to QPR as an investor in the club when it was under previous owners but the new owners are refusing to give it back. QPR have stated that the cheque Dunga paid to them had bounced and he is aware of this fact.[6] wut
>>152161598whos yhid handsome flela
>>152163671when arsenal win a major trophy ill admit they best team in the worldbut they wontthey will bottle it to chad goat haaland
>>152163761>Brazilenomics
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152162940>>152163583maybe not the worst signing but definitely the most embarassing
>Liverpool is below Manchester United and Everton in the table at 12 (twelve)>Liverpool has a -2 Goal Differential >Liverpool spent a combined Quarter Billion Pounds Sterling on Florian Wirtz and Alexander Isak
Good year to be a Palace fan
>>152161598>life gives you a 10/10 body>ruin it with le epic flaming skull tattoo
Where the fuck is the complete video of the Newcastle fan and the fat goth in the velodrome? Why is 4chan no longer relevant and up with the times?
>>152164368posted in a previous thread x
>>152164014Why are scousers so fucking gay
Gerrard and mcmanaman went on TNT sports to complain about Liverpool not having a big enough squad as if they didn't spent 400 million quid in the summer
>>152161598Lads is this the year we get lean, shave, and grow out our hair?
>>152164393Is it just this 12 seconds clip?
>>152164567seems so, don't think it was a porno shoot
>>152164549Some of us have been doing that for years and are in are 40s
Arne Slot might not even make it through the season at this rate
>>152164449Embarrassing
can't help but notice this thread was made a touch early, I believe there is already a second /epl/ thread in the catalogue
>>152161535Using the word "disaster" to reference Liverpool's 2025-2026 season will have you prosecuted under the Hillsborough Law soon enough.
>>152165305He's getting sacked before Amorim
>win league with Klopp's team>make your own changes>get clapped every week Bald. Dutch. Fraud.
>>152162995>>152163007Kek
>we're gonna win the quad la>number 21 is coming la -_-
rice with potm against supposed most in form team itwcitymong aint gonna like that
Chelsea are more in-form and you're getting raped by them arsewog
>>152166271Didn't even notice him tbqhwy, apart from the corners and free kicks. In a good way though. Looked to me like everyone from Arsenal played really well except for MLS. Don't know if it's his lack of game time or what but Arsenal looked completely different with Calafiori (and Martinelli) on the pitch. I was expecting at least one token Kane goal though. But he was kept real quiet.
£500mWorse
>>152163933raped goat haaland*
>arseniggers celebrating a glorified friendly lol0 trophie's this season, bet your house on it.
arsenal dna
Morning all thinking about how Liverpool got battered 4-1 at Anfield by PSV
how did tottenham do last night?
Absolutely mad how Slot will be sacked before Amorim
>>152167289good performance but psg scored a few worldiesstill losing to them in this stage isnt the end of the world and nice to see a decent go at it after a few crap ones even if we dont get the points kolo muani definitely had his best game and the young lads bergvall and gray were back for this game and were up for it
>>152167346might finally be starting to get some form if he can get more like this
>>152167289They lost against 10 men
>>152167373the red was 90+3
This time last week "we're world class away from home, goy" Now they're finding excuses for conceding 9 goals in 2 matches
Sources close to the club tell me the dressing room is divided and there’s a section of senior players who no longer back Slot.
>>152167408Big Virge and Mo Salads are now blaming Slot for their own lacklustre performances so they can force him out. Liverpool are the new Man United confirmed.
>>152167289They scored 3 away from home against one of the best teams in the world
What went wrong?
>>152163933>Chad >goat His Mrs would rather get fucked by his mate and speaks about this openly in public
>>152162644Prader Willi FC vs this Liverpool, who wins?
>>152167383>getting trolled that easily
>>152167536Tbf Liverpool were pretty poor in those first 5 matches too. The writing was always on the wall, people just thought that their reliance on last minute winners was the sign of champions rather than a deep underlying problem.
Wasn't that long ago certain journos and fans were claiming romero and van de ven are the best CB pairing in Europe. They've conceded more goals in the last 2 games than arsenal have conceded in all competitions so far this season but apparently saliba has "fallen off".
>>152167052>>152167065you were very certain about Bayern smashing Arse mate, what happened there
Liverpool are a rabble, a mess, a SHAMBLES
>>152167570just correcting the record goy
>Newcastle United are to launch a complaint following the "unacceptable treatment" of their supporters by French police after their side's defeat against Marseille at the Stade Velodrome.>The club will formally raise their concerns with Uefa, Marseille and French police after officers used "unnecessary and disproportionate force" following Tuesday's Champions League game.>Newcastle said a combination of pepper spray, batons and shields were used by officers, with numerous supporters being "indiscriminately assaulted by the police".>The club added they "strongly condemn the treatment of our supporters".>Travelling Magpies fans were due to be held back inside the stadium after the final whistle for a period of up to one on hour for their own safety.>They were then to be escorted in groups of 500 to the metro, which they would catch back to the Place de la Joliette, the mandatory fan meeting point put in place by the local authorities and the police in Marseille.>However, Newcastle said that once the first group of supporters was released from the ground following the 2-1 defeat, the police began using "unnecessary and disproportionate force to stop the remainder of our fans from moving any further".>"Many supporters were visibly distressed, particularly in the upper concourse area of the away section, where crushing became apparent," the club stated.>"Our staff immediately addressed the matter with the police, however this had limited impact on their excessive tactics. Fans leaving the stadium rightly shared their distress, frustration and anger with our staff, and we have subsequently received deeply concerning witness reports from supporters who were in attendance. Supporter safety and welfare should always be of paramount importance, and we strongly condemn the treatment of our supporters by the police during this incident.">The post-match operation was observed at close quarters by Newcastle stewards and senior staff.
>win the league>spend a bunch of money>players down tools the following season and try to get the manager sackedLiverpool are the new Chelsea.
>'Always look on the bright side of life,' the jubilant PSV Eindhoven fans sang as they waved in the direction of Reds fans trudging down gangways and heading for the exits. They were, to put it mildly, taking the mick.
>>152167783Joke's on them, Scousers aren't cultured enough to know what Monty Python is!
Early predictions?
Did you know that Diogo Jota is the only person in the history of football to have died before retiring as a player?
>>152167846Slot should run with this narrative to save himself.
>>152167623they wouldn't even get on arsenal's bench>>152167846he also murdered his own brother btw (they always conveniently leave that one out)
>>152161631The thing I don't understand why there isn't any /sp/ thread while even brasileirao has one
>>152167846None of these Liverpool fags realise that had Jota survived, he would have been done for manslaughter of his brother and would have been out for the season regardless.Also I struggle to sympathise with someone who kills in a murder-suicide. He recklessly murdered his own brother. He shouldn't be honoured. Its shameful and is unfortunately par for the course from the fanbase which murdered 39 in Heysel.Its stuff like this that makes Liverpool have objectively the worst fanbase. We joke about fanbases but having murderers and excusing murderers among them is flat-out unacceptable.
>>152167906Police should've slapped the cuffs onto Jota's charred corpse and try it for murder
>>152167906>None of these Liverpool fags realise that had Jota survived, he would have been done for manslaughter of his brother and would have been out for the season regardless.AND they were likely going to sell him anyway
>>152167859Especially the>"the 2025 half of the season is Liverpool's pre-season"part. Literally the same mentality as a relegation-tier team who somehow stayed up despite looking doomed (Wigan under Martinez, Sunderland after they sacked Bruce, Coventry all those times in the 90s).
>>152167846I vividly remember being told on this very board that they would mourn him at the first game of the season and then move on and not milk it forever
>>152168051If they were currently top of the league and 8 points ahead he would all be forgotten by now. It's just convenient for these subhumans to use his death as an excuse just like they milked 'illbsbruh for so long.
I think everyone including their players knew Liverpool would be getting more decisions than usual going their way this season because of Jota. You even saw it last night, VvD so plainly commits a handball that it could be used as a textbook example of a handball and yet he and the crowd were outraged that the referee gave it given the Jota Tax on referee calls.
>>152168180>I was pushed in the backAlso very funny reactions from Ekitike and the American in goal.
FRANK OUT
>>152163076a lass from the slums of Transchester
laughing at mantroony spending all night talking to himself about liverpo after ghosting when united lost to 10 men
>>152167623Don't talk about spurs.
I don't like bringing up SAF but he threw on attack minded players if he was chasing a game. It's all about taking risks. With 15 or 20 minutes to go, feck it, throw on another attacker. If it goes tits up and you concede another then at least you tried by trying to change the game with an attack minded substitution.
It's going DOWNI'm yelling TIMBER
The ABU’s are scared shitless of Amorim and trying to pile the pressure on him now while he has an injury devastated squad and hasn't been able to make more than 3 transfers before he inevitably comes good. It's genuinely pathetic.
>>152168287£1 billion since ETH just to lose against 10 men
>Arne Slot retains the backing of the Liverpool hierarchy despite knowing he is under pressure to turn around their wretched run of form - Lewis Steele
>>152168339They have Glasner lined up for next season
Reminder that the German is an Indian
>>152168315Yes I'm scared of 12 wins in 12 months Amorim
>>152168357statistically speaking, isn't it more likely for one of the UK flags to be an indian in disguise?
>>152168368no and it doesn't make germany any less of a hindu
i was calling Timber the best RB in the league a month or 2 ago, are we ready to have that conversation in earnest now
>>152168388i thought turks and syrians were the main immigrants in deutchland? what am i missing here
I for one am glad that /epl/ is fully behind Arsenal in their pursuit of glory.
Liverpool handed the keys and £500m of signings to Slot only to be 12th and losing to Philips [the electronics company] Sport Vereniging at home 4-1 Now they can't sack Slot because any other manager would demand spending big in January This whole situation should not be overlooked as to how pathetic it truly is
shot out of bed like a cannon this morning, immediately went over to my phone to call the old man, but before I could HE CALLED ME! I answered "hello" but he said nothing, I smiled and knew what that meant and in unison as if timed by God himself we both blurted out "it's Thursday, time for champions league action! It's the traditions that keep families close.
>>152168180>>152168228Wait, did Alisson get injured again already? Why was Mamadarshveli playing?
>>152168354Crystal Palace want to extend him iirc. Although that might not stop him from seeing his contract out, of course.
The triumphant return of Brenny is upon us la
>>152168419Anyone who cares about the difference between a hindu and a paki is probably a paki themself.
>>152168539
>Manchester United could sell 11 players leave in drastic fire sale which includes Bruno Fernandes to fund summer transfer war chest2 more windows!
>>152168577but they're above the defending champions?
>>152167906This. Funny how there's still no info about how fast he was going or what the toxicology report said
Klopp fiddling on worthless social media output as Liverpool burns
>>152168577They already knew they weren't playing European football this season and they got knocked out of the League Cup while the transfer window was still open. They should have had a fire sale last summer, not like they need a big squad this season since they're not playing as many matches. They could have even done what Arsenal did a few years ago and pay all the shit players to leave early.
>>152163046mark jindrak
>>152168685Evolution is a mystery.Get it? Because the son's of United legends are retards.
>There's an acceptance from club bosses that there are limitations with the squad Ruben Amorim is currently working with.Bro just another half a billion bro trust me bro
>wake up 7am sharp>remember Liverpool got embarrassed again>uncontrollably laugh>have breakfast >go to work Life as an ABL is good
>>152168721Not sure why it didn't get posted in any of the multiple /epl/s but from yesterday: >>Manchester United's recruitment has been heavily criticised in the post-Sir Alex Ferguson era and their malaise in this department has been highlighted by the latest CIES Football Observatory post. In their latest findings, they have analysed their world's smartest clubs in the transfer market since January 2021. TOP FIVE>1. Real Madrid (plus-£511million)>2. Eintracht Frankfurt (plus-£336m)>3. Aston Villa (plus-£234m)>4. Brighton (plus-£223m)>5. Paris Saint-Germain (plus- £220m)WORST FIVE>1. Man United (minus-£359million)>2. Al-Hilal (minus-£249m)>3. West Ham (minus-£179m)>4. Al-Ahli (minus-£169m)>5. Al-Nassr (minus-£161m)
The most well rounded attacking players in the PL this year, combining passing and shooting
>>152168779stat slop
>Bruno Fernandes the sideways pass merchant >Elliot Anderson the backwards pass merchant Holy shit Dilated are BACK!
real stats
The best CBs in the PL this year, looking at who is best in challenges and passing
>>152168754Kek Manure and Wet Spam being lumped with Saudi clubs is embarrassing
>>152168797Absolutely horrendous list desu
>>152168797>Pl is the best league in the world>Served up this slopGrim
>>152168797barely even recognise a couple of them
Can't believe I'm in the position of respecting ArsenalCovid just broke the whole world really didn't it
>>152168830yeah theyve already got this season in the bag time for us to all come to terms with it, no way they could throw the season after christmas now
>>152168744Feels good man
>>152168799what did they expect from a guy with a hunchback?
>>152164393where
>>152164393ya where? I desperately need to see this chubby nude chap's arse ASAP
>>152168799>romero is better than salibaanother bullshit stat from statnonces(FYI they are called statnonces because the people who are obsessed with stats use the same kind of language to argue the AOC should be 12 years old)
anyone know who invented the lightbulb?
>>152168987Marcus Rashford
>>152168754>wet spam 3rd worstis literally anyone surprised at that
>>152168983>AOCAssuming this means "age of consent", nonces are the only people who would discuss this concept so much that they feel the need to abbreviate it.
>>152169014genuinely thought he was talking about AOC the latina congresswoman from america and was confused for a good 5 seconds
>>152168754>1. Man United (minus-£359million)>2. Al-Hilal (minus-£249m)>3. West Ham (minus-£179m)LOL
who should liverpool let go of in the summer?ill start with the obvious, salah, van dijk, isak, konate, jota (ghosting all season)
>Simon Jordan backs French police after deploying batons and pepper spray on Newcastle United fans on Tuesday night LMAO!
>>152169062he did a little bit yeah, basically said police in parts of europe like spain and france wont take anything like in england, so a bit of pushing or getting mouthy and they will go all outdunno what they expect going to a cesspit like marseille
>>152169028Fuck off back to /ars/
>>152169043Hughes and Edwards would be a good start
If there's someone who has been benefiting from Slut's fraudulence then it's Pep. He's next on the chopping block, you heard it here. City will get Glasner and keep fucking the Prem while Pool will get probably Iraola.
>>152169147/epl/ is the new /ars/ buddy, like it or not.we arse post now
>>152169184>Pool
>>152169199He's right..............
>>152169199Always funny when sad plastic fucks like you sneak out from your comfort zone to make a post in here.
>>152169199getting real uppity, kuwait down
>Arne Slot says it is frustrating knowing Liverpool's xG in the last three games is 6.59 for, 5.39 against but the actual goals is 10-1. >He says: "It is ridiculous, normally you score more than xG. But yesterday I didn't need xG to know we missed a lot of chances."
haha hear that one lads? i said to him quiet down but spelt it kuwait
>>152169184vpn off
>>152169242>already wheeling out the xG copebald fraud is cooked
>>152169242Embarrassing
>>152169235you support the BFAS (Bald Fraud Arne Slut) team don't you, i can sense it from all this seeth.
Spurs and City going overlooked in how shit they are
Slot needs to wake up. Might be a midweek match but you CANNOT play the kids ffs. What does he expect losing to PSV at home
What's next for him?
>young boys going to birmingham today
>>152169242Outperforming your xG isn't normal, it means your team is lucky.
>>152169352High xG is a good indicator of good tactics to be fair. Underperforming it implies the issue lay with the individual performances of players rather than the system or tactics being played
>>152169343The city hasn’t been that excited since they were told the goat is visiting
>>152167542kek what did she say
>>152169384Tom Brady?
Wish I was Diogo Jota
>>152169286>plastic arsenal fan obsessed with slipperpool
>>152169400Making a joke that an Islamic heavy city enjoys shagging goats (the animal and they do)
>>152169414It is fair to talk about Liverpool TWELFTH after losing at home to PSV so calm down you sponging jobless worthless incel Scouse cunt THEY ARE TWELFTH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152169343Mantroony heading down to Brum tonight to groom some boys to transition
>>152169422it's easy to talk about slipperpool and laugh at them for being shit, idk why you do it while crying though
>Alexander Isak can still become a "very important" player for Liverpool but the Reds may need to spend big again in the January transfer market to help him out. fucking hell he's already the most expensive player in PL history, now we can tack whatever this upcoming bum costs onto it Liverpool Never Spend, remember
Isak is about to become the first £200m PL signing!
>>152168754>1. Man United (minus-£359million)>2. Al-Hilal (minus-£249m)>3. West Ham (minus-£179m)Fucking hell that's embarrassing
To be fair to Liverpool fans it’s not all doom and gloom. The benefits budget yesterday gave a huge cash injection. Hopefully FSG don’t notice and try to increase season ticket costs again
>>152168754KEK well at least united won something
>>152169286I don't support a PL team let alone one of Sky Sloppers.
>>152169447£150 MILLION POUNDS ON JACOB MURPHY
>>152168779>>152168799I am once again asking what the colours of the circles mean
>£125m on the Somalian Bamford
>>152169515Bamford has at least scored a league goal this seasonIncredible I know
>>152169498>I don't support a PL team let alone one of Sky Sloppers.>posts in /epl/based homeless
>>152169524>the Somalian Zirkzee
>What's the real cost of cheap, fake football shirts?https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4g9zwwwxqzo"Please feel good for corporations masquerading as football clubs"
>>152169555>trust £5 shirt made in china sold for £85>distrust identical £5 shirt made in china sold for £20yeah okay
>the Somali Sesko
>>152169555Mantroony can't afford the replica shirts on his UC and PIP
>>152169600cah xhe afford the coach tonight to Birmingham?
>>152169511based 'don't make me ask a third time' anon
>>152169592Just found out Sesko has actually scored two goals in the league
>>152169555jfc this is such a pathetic article, every sentence is comedy gold>"You wouldn't walk into a restaurant and order a steak and chips and say: 'I'm not paying £20 for that - I could get a steak for £4 from the supermarket.' FOOD ANALOGYBut yeah you wouldn't do that, you'd just go to the supermarket instead. What the fuck is he on about?>"We just don't know what's in these kits - they could pose a health risk,">"So you don't know what could happen when you put that in the washing machine with other products and, particularly if you're buying it for children, this is just not a risk that you should be taking."A t-shirt is now a health risk. A fucking t-shirt. I want a list of people that got sick from a t-shirt, please.Did I just get ragebaited by the BBC? Aren't they supposed to be the more professional ones?
>>152169662>Aren't they supposed to be the more professional onesprofessionals at abetting nonces mayhaps
>>152169662It is Zero Awareness: The Article>Long says the counterfeiters have no morals, no standards, and the only thing they are motivated by is price.Come on now.
>>152169662Is it one of them sponsored articles? By Nike?
>>152169662I remember way back in the day when pirated videotapes would have a disclaimer that playing pirated video tapes could damage or destroy your VCR.I even thought it was retarded then and I was like 6.
>>152169785remember this shite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJYDlm4HaIY
real talkWhat’s the problem at Liverpool?
>>152169827hubris
>>152169827BFAS
Happy thanksgiving everyoneI’m thankful for Liverpool losing 90% of their matches the last two months
>>152167906>Also I struggle to sympathise with someone who kills in a murder-suicide.benoit was a SAINT
>>152169827They think they're a big club when the reality is that they've been a mid table team for the majority of their history.Nature is healing.
Szoboszlai and Ekitike deserve to play for a big club
Isa Slot's Instagram is full of seething scallies right now
is "slot" equally as funny sounding for a surname in dutchland as well as it is here?
>>152170023For me it's how I imagine Scouse rats pronounce "slut" so it's extra funny. What with naming their pretty young daughter is a slut as well.
>>152169985Not a valid reason. They spent £450m this summer
>>152170012
>>152170063god morning saar
>>152170012>call Rashford an insult involving his appearance that he cannot change>prison>do same to Slot>nothingTwo tier Kier?
>>152169649Just big club tings wallahi
>>152168602>or what the toxicology report saidcan you do that for a pile of ash?
>>152170071Why does "part and parcel" make so many gammons upset?
Let’s cheer things upGuess the date Salah does the Instagram Christmas tree postI’m thinking…..18th December
>>152170063Scousaar
Leicester City won the Premier League trophy more recently than Manchester United, Arsenal and Spurs
>>152170094As a fellow hair holocaust survivor I just want the same rights as my British African brothers in arms
>>152170054They HAVE to spend big in the summer. Slot cant be expected to get results om such a tight budget.
>>152170012Kek buck broken
>>152170119>results om suchGood morning sarrrrrrr
Honestly calling someone b*ld should result in an arrest
>>152169615Nope but that won't stop him from grooming
Not being funny but a straight swap of Rashford for Wirtz would solve big problems for both Liverpool and Man Utd
>>152170172state of india united customers laughing at city
>>152170172who is he going to lost us next?
>>152170107I can't believe this
>>152168754Villa almost went bust fairly recently remember
>>152170183they both need a defence first
>>152168754>1. Man UnitedHowayyyyyyyyy
>>152170183>Marcus forget la liga, lovely weather and little to no hate. How about a home in Formby that gets burgled once a year and fans that will shout abuse at you
come on young boys, do it in birmingham!
>>152170213Attack is the best form of defence
let mantroony make the next thread so he doesn't cry in this one about being snubbed
>>152170234How about no?
>>152170234little early to be worried about that no?
>>152170230I'll do you in Birmingham.
>>152170223>Asian and African Barca customers don't say the wordI am laffin
>>152170244dont get your cringe fc reference, maybe stick to the gooner containment thread
>>152170234Nah fuck that dress wearing cunt
4-1iverpool
cringe fc would beat a 10 man everton
Has the average Scouser actually turned on Slot then or is it just Indians on Twitter
My bird is working at the Villa tonight. Messaged me "what the fuck is young boys"
>>152170272>61' Timber (header)
After 3pm (its waking-up time) any post not talking about how fucking shit Liverpool is can be treated as a Scouser trying to deflect
>>152170272All of the 5 of the Big 6 that are on Europe would handily beat Everton with 10 men
>Kick-offs before 6Some people have actually taken the afternoon off work to watch a Europa League group game
>>152170308got to be done, cant work when youre thinking about young boys
>>152170282We established your slag goes to games to get pumped by players like Tolu Aronkadare and Demarai Gray.She should come to Manchester soon.
>>152170261you seem like a good lad so I'm going to keep walking
>>152170272set piece their way to victory, totally not embarrassing
Morning Reds. I’ve been asleep since 20th September. We had 15 points in the league then. Steaming away. How many points do we have now, on the 27th November?
>>152170282what does she do at different stadiums, media?
>>152170331don't know about all that, but she sure doesn't mind sharing workplace secrets (and stealing food to bring home to anon)
>>152170282She waiting on the prawn sandwich lot?
We are on the right track and with a fully fit squad are good enough to win against anyone. With some additions in Jan we will fly to top5. Amorim is the right one imo. I will stand with that - there will be some steps back but thats normal. The most important achievement is, that he got rid of the bad apples. Lets win this sunday and everything looks different again
>>152170379He played 3 CBs against 10 men. Hes a retard
We've seen this problem for years from more or less when SAF retired; too many players not playing to their full capability too often, too many players coasting and not chasing, too many players who seem to feel that simply being signed up by Manchester United is enough. Since SAF we've had a series of managers who have failed to manage.
>>152170379>>152170407The duality of trans
>>152170379>>152170407dunno what youre copy pasting but can you not
>>152170379>parking the bus again 10 men
>>152170379he parked the bus against Beto mate
>letting moyes beat you with 10 menAlmost as bad as the 7-0
>>152169242reminiscent of the arteta xG cope quote
>>152169827Salah. Slot saw the problem when he arrived at the club and told Salah how his lack of discipline was harming the team. They should have sold him and sent a message. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2YPSmc0ffHk
>>152170331Ah, a 4chan frequenter interested in interracial sex. How fresh and interesting.>>152170353I'd rather not say mate, you know how people are>>152170353Not going to say but she does the Blues, Villa, Wolves, Coventry occasionally. Villa is her favourite.Wasn't really a big deal, just saying it's funny about the young boys
notice he doesn't say a word about the missus stealing sausages for him
>FC Dynamo Labour have abandoned pursuit of transferring for dayvon unfair-dismissal to the club in strange u turn
>>152170912I just don't understand how that'd be a problem or be particularly funny. If she was around the sausages for whatever reason and robbed one for me that'd just be a nice thing.>signed my post
>>152171024>when you've made too many jokes about young boys
>>152171022>slags off the home crowds to her giggling bf at home>brings an extra large purse to work to nick the week's sausages and pies>grab an away kit for good measuredon't see any problems do ya? she's a menace
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>>15217156150 posts early not moving
>>152171561>>152171581Fuck off
>Sheffield Wednesday have signed former Norwich and Southampton winger Nathan Redmond, 31, on a short-term deal until January.Hard to believe he's still only 31.
>>152171113Fucking hell your patter absolutely reeks of shit mate, have a day off
>>152172335He's literally Colin Hunt from The Fast Show.
>>152172335I'm not the wanker typing in a full wolves kit though am I?
>>152171897I didn't deserve that
>>152172552You are a patter vacuum. Seriously hope no one in your life has to listen to this shite
>>152172593instead of being so concerned with me, how about facing the fact you're lying in bed with a criminal every night
Actually I take back what I said here >>152172454Limpet Leaf makes Colin Hunt look charming and humorous.
>>152172648we don't sign our posts here
>>152172662Thank you for acknowledging I'm charming and humorous.
>>152172779games recognizes game
>>152172335he claims to take sundays off but then posts anywayquite tragic
>>152172809it's bloody Thursday mate!
>>152172809He also claims to not support an EPL team but posts in the thread every single day
>>152172882hes a chelsea fan (i have supporting data for this claim ready to be published)
>>152172919this is patently false and I'll tie you up in so much legal red tape that date will never see the light of day
Karma is a bitch
>>152172973You couldn’t tie up shoe laces you patterless cunt. Signed my post on your behalf btw
>>152173199I've got three different pairs of shoes in the hallway that tell a very different tale
>>152173269He lives in the UK, he's suffering enough.
>>152173269Velcro shoes don’t count
>>152173411we don't sign our posts here
>>152170172Leverkusen loss is entirely on him but it probably won't affect their CL campaign. Newcastle was on the players and is a bad one and they're probably out of the race now.
>>152167708SYBAU lol this is how you people behaveI'm glad l'Olympique de Merveille beat you
>>152183114Kissing a slag that sucks your dick in the bathroom which means she's done it to other men
>>152183387That's probably his sister in all fairness
>>152183114>>152183387>>152183443jealousy is unbecoming lads
>>152162623Great post
