Sharks >>152260065
LETS GO BOYS
keys to trb: shut the fuck up
Numales are mad at Frankhttps://youtu.be/880zOl5mJ0I?si=-SsvCmSq8NAtQ4ES
>>152265805i only have these out of market pics>shorks>laffs>philty
my sharkies! :)
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
>>152265831great post
What the FUCK is this ref's problem with Goodrow?2 horrible hooking calls in a row
>>152265831
>rolls into thread
>>152265848KEK
>>152265859Stop it.. there is nothing gay about hoc-
TUSKS UP
my sharkies :)mack's smitty :)
GET JIGGY WITH ITGETTIN JIGGY WITH IT
>>152265839People really don't understand what jokes are anymore.Or they do but play it up for clickbait. I don't fucking know anymore, who gives a shit.
>>152265884Will Smith Hockey sure has nice hair.
>>152265884
>3 point night for Mack>3 point night for Tyler Foli>2 point night for Will>Not even halfway through the gameOh yeah, I'm thinkin' >we're back.
>>152265920She needs to wear sleeves at all times to hid those hideous tats.
WE ARE FUCKING ROLLING THEMDid they really think it was a good idea to put Vanecek in net when Vejlekemeakmaekala is better
Celebrini needs to score a goal
>>152265920>>152265936and a bag over her head to hide that huge nose and derpy smirk
>>152265920wtf /hoc/no one talked about them beforemight have to watch more pwhl to find a new hocfu
>>152265954he's got 3 points anyways so at least he's broken his tie with bedard and has established himself as the supreme bussybro
why does trb greentext like a retard>like this
Go shorks!
our sharkies are cock slapping the mammies kwab
>>152265981it's a rare feature of this shit platform
>>152265954This is his boyfriend's night.
Holy FUCKWill Smith again
im still just begging and wishing for the day that some player goes on a fully induced cte rage and gives gord dwyer or wes mccauley an f5 or last ride.
>>152265983yeah I don't think noodling was meant to be done with sharks
ayo
Lmao. Why are these 2 teams getting so aggressive towards each other?
>>152266012burger see waterburger noodle
>>152266029yooooooooo
My team is going on a road trip against these guys and I'm worried
>shorks winning
>coin faggy name "mammies">INSTANTLY fucking plummet and suck
Anyone else wish they could go back to 1999?
>>152265920>Not posting the WEBM Coward
Utah is literally shitting and farting their pants right now.
>coin faggy name "TBG">INSTANTLY fucking plummet and get raped
>>152266088just dylan
>>152266088Yes but I couldn't even walk yet >tfw you will never be a cool teen/young adult in the 90s/2000s
>>152266096lmao
SHORKS!!1!!1!!
>>152266096Emily no!!
Tusks up?More like turds upLmao
>>152266114>trb couldn't walk by age 20explains the mobility scooter
>>152266088I'd be happy with just going back to pre COVID
>>152266139I’m a neet so I enjoyed covid since my family was stuck at home with me too :3
>>152266114mehbest memories are drinking beer in parks with the brosthe rest was as mid as it is todayi bless there were no social media at that time to film the dumb stuff i was doing
>>152266163I was graduating from school then and thought I was going to commit murder
>>152266096is emily wearing a wig these days?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>152265823Caps fan, but between a pretty bad defense and the most creative forwards in the game, Sharks are by far the most entertaining team in the league.
looks like gary already called it
Gary called it early.
>Shorks are finally backImagine when they get a true #1 dman
Things were simpler in the 90s now everything sucks even hockey
>>152266221>>152266226
>>152266096HOLY FUCK I forget that this actually happened
uKKApeKKAluKKonen
>>152266096I know that is an ai fake because my Emily would never, ever do something like that
>>152266088This but 2015
>>152266246from what I heard, gary was none too pleased
(((Bettman)))
I'm starting to think we are so back
>>152266245
>>152265805As weird as it is, is it time to admit that California "Sea Animal" teams are back?I believe the answer is a resounding, yes.Sharks are getting much better.The Ducks? The record is not a fucking fluke, depth everywhere especially on defense. You heard right, Quack Attack is back, Jack.
>>152266289feels good man
Take me back bros…
>>152266328>bush 1bud's 1 was more impressive desu
>>152266088when i was 9 years old i hung out with 2 really nerdy asian kids. their parents made them play piano and go to math tutor after school everyday, and then we would play vidya in their free time. if you arent good at math you will never have a good job in life is how they lived their life from like 5 years old, and i believed them for a while. i took math and calculus all the way up to grade 12 with them, if you werent getting an a in math you are basically a failure they would say, and i pushed as hard as them. but come university i lost all my interest in math. now i work from home as a webdesigner while one of them works in the finance department at lloyds in london and the other works for some engineering firm in denmark. if i could go back to 1999 i would have never cared about math in the first place. thank you for reading my story.
why he crai
a solid B. could be better. could be worse
>>152266304>Czech goaltending not so fast
>>152266360That’s what my wife said when she married me lol
>>152266337i also pushed the >muh mathematiiiiksssi have a b sc in mathematics and it does open a lot of doorstbqh i sucked at it and i was very midshould have done something else in my life but it made me more intelligent in a sea of maths retards
>>152266291This has happened in real life before
>czech tendiing
>>152266414if you're so good at math whats 1+1
he's too bald
I would like to mention that Tom Wilson is projected at a career high of 91 points. He's got 15 goals and 14 assists in 26 games
>>152266434depends on the definition of "1" and "+"2 is the most agreed answer
>>152266337I was never good at math. I took the math classes for retards
>>152266466I want to see him as the captain because he really stepped up into the role when Ovi was out last year but that would mean much less pure Wilson rage. Can't have it both ways and I feel conflicted.
>>152266466He has really helped my fantasy team
>>152266537
>>152266473Except when 1 is a sexist number and + is a racist symbol
my sharkies :\
they are going to shork it aren't they
>>152266466I appreciate your attention to that matter Swedebro.Wilson is one of the last real niggas in the NHL, in the best sense. 90's style player with an fucking diesel engine and an underrated offense game.>>152266537He can navigagte it, furthermore him navigating that would be funny. Wilson needs to absolutely be the captain when Ovy retires.Heard a story that Wilson yells "coming," when he is about to hit someone, now, as an attempt to avoid injuries. He's crafty enough that he probably yells that a half a dozen times a game when he is not going to hit someone.
>>152266574they're trying
>>152266590I remember him screaming HEAD before he fucking flattened Carrier in the playoffs.
>>152266476Same. I was moved to retard math class halfway through 9th grade. There I went from having an F to getting a B on the National math test at the end of the year, just because that teacher was 100 times better than the one I had in my regular class.The same thing happened in 10th and 11th grade too. Had a shitty math teacher, got an F in both Math A and Math B and had to take a retest at the end of 12th grade (we didn't study any math in 12th grade) to get a passing grade in Math A. I managed that and 3 years later I needed Math B to get into university so I studied a Math B course two times per week during a spring term and got a B.
>>152266574They desperately need to avoid the playoffs.
Why is Sergachev being booed?
>>152266256It's real
>>152266650he snubbed sharkie during the ceremonial puck drop by not shaking his hand
>>152266665what a shithead
>>152266665i wouldn't shake a shark's hand either, seems like a trick
>>152266665Yeah fuck that guy, Sharkie is cool
playoffs?
scoring six goals seems like a pretty good way to prevent future shorking or at least mitigate it
just got home after a kind of bittersweet day (family dealing with some stuff but also got a good raise at work), cracked open a beer, finna watch raw
>>152266788Good post
>>152266421Lmao Pettershit is such a weak bitch
NICE
well well well well well
>>152267020dw was a fuckin menace
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i did not come to youtube to get horny
Sick and tired of the Sharks. Surely this "miracle" run ends soon and the real teams in the west can come back into the playoffs race.
>>152267036fuck u
>>152267036*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>152267036based the sharks and ducks are frauds
Brenden Dillon bit off more than he could chew.
>>152267049Have you seen the Dallas Stors?
I also don't buy that Dillon is only 2cm shorter than Voronkov.
>>152267051Sorry for the small gif I made this one waaaay back when
>>152267054i don't acknowledge the stars for the simple fact that they're gay retards (so are their fans)
>>152267066if i was in the nhl and i was 6'3" i'd say i was 6'1" just for fun
slopdown was cancelled
>>152267079no milly?
>>152267035he's got good lips
>>152267088crosby's true successor
my leafs are playing tonightim trans btw if that matters
>>152267075You wouldn't when you'd have 32 GMs saying that they would draft you higher if you were only 2 inches taller.
>>152267120I'd say I was a foot shorter if it meant I could get drafted near or at the bottom of the 1st round
>>152267129Not wanting to go to a rebuilding team and build a legacy there says a lot about your character, on and off the ice.
>>152267145kek
>>152267095>tonight>looks at the clockit's not even 11pm yet... it's not tomorrow
>has the highest power play percentage in nhl history in your path
>>152267185>0% milly
>>152267185no millly
>>152267185that's actually a bad thing but I won't say why
>>152267175we're well into december now chang li
>>152267175I thought my Canucks were playing TODAY and I was super excited and looking forward to it. Sat down on the couch and realized it was tomorrow. Really bummed me out.
mammoth
>>152266088yes, back when this >>152266058was literally mepartying with girls from the city who were smitten by my rural charm (and also my insane tan and blonde hair/beard combo)the internet was essentially a pussy ATM for me back then>fire up windows 98 family PC, connect via dial-up modem>hop on AIM or MSN>spam "ur cute lol wyd" to every girl I've ever met>wait for one to say "nothin lol y?">go pick her up in my gigantic shitty 1980s 4 door sedan>drive to a vineyard/corn field/orchard/lake/gravel pit>have sex multiple times>drop her off>go home and play BG2 all nightI'd fuckin give anything to go backyoung anons, get out there please life is too short
>>152267254we love vacq here
>>152267246Canuckbro what the hell is going on over there why are we above you in the standings? Where is Demko? He injured still?
>>152267233I thought that country above America said Chinada
>>152267264maybe on planet coomer
>>152267257>1999>BG2
>>152267279we don't coom here
>>152267286
>>152267233>Asspalachian mountains Cringe . this is a Rockies gen
>>152267300based
>>152267300>>152267306speaking of 1999
My penguins are back in the playoffs (:
>>152267339I'm happy ,For Sid not you
>>152267339gunther beat solo
>>152267093I'm going to need extensive photographic evidence of his ass to verify this claim.
>>152267268The entire purpose of this season was to be deceptively good to trick Quinn Hughes into signing long term. However, that has gone completely wrong as we're 30th in the league with Hughes playing half an hour a night in losing efforts.Our management was banking on Chytil and Demko being healthy which obviously didn't work and both have been out for the majority of the season leaving massive holes in the center position and goaltending. For Demko specifically, Canucks managment has been extremely secretive with what's wrong with him. He's been "week to week" for a month now.With no depth and no star power either since trading JT Miller my Canucks seem to be tanking unintentionally. Pettersson shows up once every 5 games to remind everyone he still can be a great player but always disappears when it really matters.The most frustrating part is the lack of direction. Seeing the Sharks seemingly go through an entire rebuild and come out on top of it while the Canucks have consistently been that 17th place seed sucks.But having local boy Celebrini light it up with the Sharks is a blast and I'm looking forward to seeing him in the Olympics for Canada.
>>152267343Steelers got raped
>>152267036>t. seething albortion faggot
>>152267355so did my raidies kwab
>>152267358>>/soc/
>>152267373oh no we don't post elsewhere here
>>152267281fine +/- 5 years of the year 2000
>>152267358Sad because it was against the browns
>>152267396true that was last week but yes very very grim
>>152267358I already hate the knights, the raiders wasting jeanty's skillset is not doing your shit city any favors in my book
>>152267420your book that nobody's reading huh kwab
>>152267356figures you would post some abhorrent gay porn meme fits you
>>152267424i don't know which dogshit team you root for but either way, parekh is ass and mcdavid's gone after they choke away yet another cup
thank you gary this is much better than a 5,000 capacity rinkmuch better
i assure you gary does not care
>>152267355>>152267358literally fucking who
>>152267423nobody in vegas can read so i wouldn't expect you to understand retardkek kwab cope etc
>>152267446steelies and raidies genny tranny new fag keep up
>>152267452cope education metrics are a jewish trick
>wrestlefag is a raiders fagback to the trailer park eh dawson?
raw was pretty bretty gud
>>152267475sir this is a wendy's image board
>>152267475based
>>152267475fine speech
>>152267475Thank you for defending the freedom of /hoc/.
>>152267475
>>152267502kill yourself trb
yeah I'm tired of getting thrown in the van for violating the sensitivities of a mod or tranny and not actually violating a ruleto be quite honest with you family
>>152267475Holy fucking based _/ _/ _/ _/
>>152267502>Mmmm nut house
>>152267475imagine being canadian
>>152267185Very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing.
>>152267517It's getting out of control. I got a ban for saying Canada didn't go to the moon while some jeet was having a meltdown about immigrating to an inferior country
>r e a l>/a t l a n t i c/>h o u r sgame day today
>>152267549real shitlantic hours doesn't exist bud
>>152267551yuros about to drop in the gengo to sleep unc
>>152267563cope i have 2 more beers
I love the smell of schizophrenia in the morning
>>152267601jabs floms scf estonia olympiks 26
gotta be mcdavid again right?
Sharkies seem like a fun team to follow :)
MY JACKIES
HIS JACKIES
>>152267732sharks have extremely poor hand-eye coordination """you""" shark eating people should know that
its a sharks world, youre just living in it
>>152267453Oh you're fags
>>152267884Duuuude thats so fucking good. Wow
>>152267884Will has hockey IQ
>>152268048>smart (hockey)>hair>bakes>dumpy>old moneyThe total package.
>>152267884>>152268038>>152268048after the second move he has almost no control of the puck he keeps missing it with his stick blade and not knocking it in the direction where he's trying tothe lucky mistakes just end up working out for him
>>152265805
>>152268188>awwww fuck bro no waaaayyyy bro what if we just like gave fans the fucking jerseys that they wanted like brooooooooooooo
>>152266466would like him on team Canada but apparently we need to take half the lightnings roster
i think somebuddy is trying to 1 me
4am, time to stop farting in my chair and start farting in my bedgood night /hoc/
didn't ask
>>152268210Lol, yeah. I wonder how long before the stupid Anaheim owners get the fucking message.
first shovel of the season bro's
>>152268446shit band, shit dead guy (RIP though)
Easily the worst team in the league right now.
>>152268549saar have you heard of the calgary flames saar
>>152268549naw
remember when the senaturds were in playoff position >inb4 laffs
suck shit samir
Remember when The Jests were in play off position
remember when the ded wongs were in playoff position >inb4 laffs
When teleportation is invented we can have a global hockey league
>>152268603hey dominick, why so angry?
>>152268631no gf and neet
>>152268559>>152268614Samir whimpering preemptively KWAB>laffs
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>152268637neet life is good for a while anon use the time to get jacked and save money and meditate on the teachings of Christ
>>152268768Still attending masses at the cathedral of our lady?
>>152268835I attended the homily of the holy father in person today.
Samir absolutely SEETHING kwab>laffs
>>152268768>neet time >save money Delusional post
>>152268868it must be nice to rely on your parents for everything
>>152268868He's a Christcuck. Delusion is their bread and butter
>>152268847That's really neat. What's it like going to a mass with thousands of people? There are about 8 regulars at my services.
What does Samir do for the next 5 months now besides kwab?
>>152266476Me too but in 9th grade my parents put me in Sylvan (haven’t thought about that in forever) and in like 3 months I was two years ahead so it kept me afloat. Math is one of those things that has to be 1-on-1 instruction for some people. It’s not that they’re bad at math the way it’s taught just isn’t optimal for them.
>>152268892every human is delusional, including (you)
Dallas has lost 9 players in 26 games>4 defensemen (including all 3 starting RD)>5 forwards (including 3 of their top 6)And still are just 4 points back of Colorado. Elite.
>>152266476same. i had pretty good grades except for math and science.
>>152268948True I keep thinking >my team has a chance to win the Cup despite Gary being in charge
>>152268957>muh regular season performance none of that matters
some dusty tea with your actually teahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=880zOl5mJ0I
>>152268969Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152265823Is it an AARP ad?
CHL slop tonight
>>152269001Especially for your team, Samir.>laffs
>>152269050tsn doesn't cover it anymore. :(
>>152269063Where are the shanghai dragons of moscow
It’s honestly amazing that the Jets (a mid to bad team) have been able to hide behind their goalies performance for so long. Didn’t they win the presidents trophy last year?
>>152268897it sucks because they are mostly arab rapebabies but some of the old crusader blood is still here>>152268892you'll figure it out someday kid
Every day, for 5 months, Samir is compelled to be in here 24/7 seething uncontrollably KWAB.
>>152269041It wasn't before Gary took over. A mere coincidence I'm sure.
Seven teams in the Atlantic division are playing tonight.
>>152269131Au contraire, Samir. Your laffs have been a shit team for retards for 70 years. >laffs
>>152269097A couple of years ago. Hellebuyck deserved so much better than rotting in Winnipeg
I want to believe in the sharks making playoffs
>>152269235I don't like your team but I support your faith in them
my starsies play tonite :)
Yeah binnington isn’t going to Milan
a mild oath? what are we even talking about here
>>152269315Hope Bichsel is okay. They didn’t announce anything yesterday so I’m coping with the ol no news is good news.
>Hellebuyck used to be good enough to carry a shit team to the playoffs even if he would choke when he made it there>now he sucks even in the regular seasonKWAB
I’ve also been pondering the curious case of Matt Duchene. Glen said something about protecting Matt from himself and him being almost ready to suddenly weeks out again and I am wondering if he’s developed migraine disorder from that hit ala Nolan Patrick.
>>152269373Same. I heard he was questionable to come back during the game on Sunday so hopefully that's good news
>manager just broke the news that two team members are being let go just before the busy season as a cost-cutting measureKWAB Go Flames
>>152269380It’s crazy how good he was and his biggest accomplishment is making the second round
>>152269406He’s pretty tough. Remember when he got knocked out cold during Colorado last year and came back and played in the 3rd? Hopefully he just has a gift for dramatic flair.
>>152269417Sorry bro. At least you still have a job
>>152269453I memba
remember when the yanks left mcdavid all alone in front of the net? kwab
>>152269455Yeah I lucked out. The only reason it was them and not me despite us being hired at the same time is because I was hired as a permanent employee whereas they were hired as contract workers
Picts Arians?
Hi guys!
>>152269501Hi fren :DDD
>>152269493Why do hockey social media accounts love the shadowing/photoshop filter that makes you look evil
>>1522694791993
Just had my first ever sip of Orange Cream Coke and still have another can to enjoy tonight's games with.God bless the United States of America and God bless the Coca-Cola Company.
>>152269493He hit the wall
>>152269596enjoy frendon't overdo itbrush your teeth tonight and exercise tomorrow
Was it ever announced who Dallas is playing in their stadium series? I’m going to guess Colorado although it could be Edmonton at this point I just hope it’s not the Sabres
>Samir still seething kwab
Where does he go next?
>>152269927Bloos trying to build an all-Thomas team?
i have thick, luscious blue hair
>>152270006why yes I'm a fan of heated rivalry, how could you tell?
>>152269900He still has self worth but he’s a huge choker and asshole for blaming otter
Why not for hockey?
>>152269900Vancouver
>>152269983They're bringing back the GOAT
>>152270075because olympic mods are just like 4chan mods: trannies
My team won last night. Can you say the same /hoc/?
>>152270075Because with skiing the main players are >Norway>Austria>SwitzerlandWho surely do not give a fuck. But with hockey imagine the embarrassing tantrum Canada would throw. It’s not worth the autistic screeching and crying it would cause.
>>152270157No because they didn’t play. I’m loling at this schedule though wtf is this Gary?>2 away>2 home>2 away >2 home>2 away>1 home>1 away>2 home
>>152270159canada doesn't care. it's the swedes and finns that are problem (again)
im boycotting the nhl tonight, so i'll chat with you guys tomorrow. take care.
>>152270126Shook hands with Timmy during the /hoc/out, nice guy (didn't ask for an autograph because he was playing for J*kerit then)Hopefully his bunker stays fixed his headaches
subban's annoying but i love how hard he's pushing for markov lately.
>>152270250People defending Hart, not even just saying he made mistakes and deserve a second chance but saying his actions weren’t bad….yikes. What have we come to as a society.
Gary Christmas is expensive this year.
>>152270279Yeah man nothing worse than accepting a BJ from a bitch who has been begging to give you one
>>152270296he's literally a rapist. vegas should feel shame for signing him
>>152270326didn't see you getting this up in arms when quenneville was rehired
I think the elephant in the room is that if only 2/10 horny teenage boys are willing to unenthusiastically have relations with you then you are intensely fugg. This realization dinged her ego so badly it probably felt like an assault on her person.
That’s it Gretzky is dead to me
>>152270332Male on male rape doesn't count in Canada if it happens in a locker room
>>152270126My goat :)
Dallas just made Gary so much fucking money.
>>152270355 Imagine going golfing with someone fucking Epstein called the worst person he ever met.Imagine going golfing with the man who has been credibly accused of rape/ sexual assault by at least 20 women.Imagine golfing with the guy a woman accused of raping her and another 13-year-old when she was 12!Christ, Gretz. How fucking brain dead are you?
>>152270376>Imagine going golfing with someone fucking Epstein called the worst person he ever met.>Epstein called the worst person he ever met.Not for nothing but isn’t this essentially how pedophiles feel about Chris Hanson? I’m not sure having a terrible person hate you is really an own.
>>152270263That’s mad cool Pekka! I regret not driving to his autograph session. I hope he’s doing well in Vermont
>>152269063Guy (Gee) Boucher is the head coach for Avangard Omsk.
>>152270376>a jewish pedo called him the worse person he’s ever meantOk…?
>>152270355Who’s the guy on the left
>>152270293$8 seems cheap
>>152270431giovanni fiore played for /our/ cape breton screaming eagles
>>152270598Modano duh
>>152270592Libtards love that one but are apparently unaware it's cuz Epstein was mad Trump fucked him on a real estate deal
>>152270356That’s some good ol’ locker room bonding
crazy how marner was the laffs best player by far and they just let him walk for nothing
>>152270707can you make one featuring sean higgins and a bad ass truck
>>152270717They had to make room for Laughton.
>>152270724vpn off trb
>>152270717you see, nic roy is more of a playoff performer
>Connor Bedard... Come get the Stanley Cup!when?
>>152270724@grok @samaltman
>>152270750when he's as bald as messier
>>152270774That'll be a 1st and a young 3C, no refunds
>>152270774so the leafs wasted yet another 2nd round pick on an oft-injured player? Aye yi yi!
>>152270743Treliving and Berube have put together a playoff team that will not make the playoffs.
>>152270821that's like being a passer with no one to pass to
what you bozos don't see is Treliving is implementing the Moneyball strategy: they were never going to get someone to replace Marner and his 100 points, so they were smart and got five guys who can put up 20 points
Almost completely empty arena in the CHL game. Sad!
>>152270867should be packed at noon on a Tuesday
>>152270876Pretty sure he means the euro CHL and not the nuck CHL
>>152270853Not trading him or extending his contract but a secret third thing
big /garynight/ coming up later today, bros
>>152270853He didn't do that though. He brought in Joshua, Roy, and Macelli, who are collectively on pace for 73 pts.
for me, its the fact they let marner walk and still have no cap space
The leading scorer in the CHL didn't make USA's wjc team cuz he's too young and he sucks
Badap ba daa ba da daa ba daa da deda daa Badap ba daa ba da daa ba daa da deda daa
> "I'm going for snot. Snot is the ticket here, snot you very much. Snot forever. Go snot go."
>>152270936Why does /hoc/ act like Laughton should be producing ?Its not like the leafs gave a lot up for him
>>152270912he brought in 007 Scott Laughton preemptively thoughbeit
>>152270943a 2nd and your best prospect for an oft-injured player who isn't producing is a bit much desu
>>152270936>laffton
>>152270971>a 2ndlook I have to be in a meeting (confession: no I don't I just have a tender heart) so can someone gently break the news to this man
>>152270990the news? don't tell me they attached a 3rd or 4th as well...
CHL was a mistake
>>152270997Anon, you might wanna sit down for that one.
Nobody cares about yuropig hockey
>>152271030i don't like where this is going but i'm sitting down now
So the powerplay continues even after a goal? lmfao
>>152270936>LaughtonHe was hired for his name.
How has Craig Berube not been fired yet? Is Toronto media getting soft?
>>152271076Because the same media will say it was not a coach problem in a few months.
>>152271092Who will they be blaming? Mathews? Treliving? MLSE?
>>152270867Where’s it being held?
>>152271119two games in Sweden today and one in Germany
>>152271076Cope he'll climb to 15th in the East with a solid bérubé playoff style hockey win today
>>152271114Jews
>Defenseman Lian Bichsel will miss the next 6-8 weeks due to a lower-body injury he sustained in Sunday’s win over the Ottawa Senators, which will require surgery, Stars coach Glen Gulutzan said Tuesday.Whew I was worried it’d be the whole season that’s not too bad
Has Steve Dangle gotten cringier?Listening to his most recent loss video. The fake screeching and the forced "BRAD" meme are worse than I ever remember him
>>152271196im heterosexual so I've never watched him
>>152271196Content creation is a soulless gig for everyone big enough to make a living off of it, especially when the niche you've carved out is mostly shitting on something you love. A ton of them wake up one day and scrape all their internet stuff to manage a chipotle or whatever, not even just the guys who got cancelled
Now is the time for Nurse to come home.
Steve Dangle is a can't skate moron, the worst kind of fan
>>152271196I'm homosexual so I've never watched him
>>152271076He can’t fix a shit team
My life is a big joke without a punchline
>>152271297So, he's a laffs fan huh? Sad.
>>152271196The pressure of quitting your job and starting a podcast company during the one year people couldn't do anything but listen to podcasts and bake bread is obviously getting to him, as is having to lower yourself to do a gambling ad read for addicts every five minutes to pay your bills
>>152271196Why the fuck would you listen to that fat numale
>>152271196At least this year laffs elimination day will be during the regular season.
>>152271155Weird that there aren’t more spectators
>Matthews on pace for his rookie season numbersMiss me yet?
5 hours Rags.
>>152271489If Mathews was smart he would have taken a little less money and got a "no trade marner" clause in his contract
>>152271489*flushes it down*
>>152271504If Matthews was smart he would have hit UFA in 2024
Lady Gaga should play at the all star game
>>152271536What position?
>laffs
>>152271554All positions!
this chl game is the most boring shit i've ever watched in my entire life
>>152271590enjoying bud1325?
umm... bedardsisters?
>>152271720cope he just needed more time and now he unbusted himself
>>152271785He’s reverted back to being a bust
>>152271846bedardsisters we refuse to hear this nonsense!
Not a fan of people who use the word outstanding in day to day conversations
another good thing about the nhl heading back to the olympics is borderline olympians playing every game like it's a gm 7
>>152271877When will rosters be confirmed? They should know soon
>>152271877>like it's a gm 7amerisisters this does not bode well for us...
They call me Mr. Game 1
>>152271949jesus
knights play today
>>152271977what about the islanders
>>152271949Good googahmungah
>>152271993yea
>>152271877technically everyone is a borderline olympian thanks to the italians
ayo berub gotta go
>>152272009sick always a good knight when the broship is in action
>>152271877>marnerjeet still playing a fagtardNo
>>152272027true also twitter and reddit are big mad since carter hart is playin KWAB
>>152267884lol at this zoomie faggot shit.
>>152269959keep the fag shit on reddit
>>152270269>>152266436negroball thread is here faggot
>>152272011Deangelo should compete for them
Fuck GöteborgThat is all
>>152272197Thanks for the update
what do hockey coaches even do
>>152271949in a beer league game, at the end there was like a mini scrum and the goalie skated out with his stick up so I railroaded him in the back and started a line brawl.
>>152272221yell at refslook sad on camera for a goal againsttap players on their shoulder
>>152272221yell at the players to block shots
>>152272221I still don't know how players know when it's time to change lines
Blind Hockey is not yet an Olympic sport because the game hasn’t grown enough in all 8 necessary countries. How do we grow the blind hockey community by 2030?
>>152272221Scream at players
anybody know what that spicy post that was deleted last night was?
>>152272307bleach
>>152272221Look kid, this isn't peewee, and you don't even have to take it from me:>U.S Olympic GM Bill Guerin:>If you can’t check, it’s probably not the tournament for you. I’m a big believer in body of work. I appreciate the first two months of the season, but I’ve said this before: this is not Pee Wee tryouts. This is not, ‘Oh, just take who’s playing well.’ If you did that, you wouldn’t need a general manager or coaches. We’re actually trying to build a team.
Akil Thomas got traded he was part of the 2nd best prospect pool 6 years ago
>>152272472>one of the best and deepest prospect poolsscouts really don't know shit do they. total vibe-based job if anything
>>152272221talk to the media after the game, get fired when the GM needs a scapegoat.
>>152272334yea
Please don't describe things as "vibe based". It out's you as a child.
>>152272526Okay boomer
>>152272533Ooooh sorry wouldnt want to give you some bad forever memories. Fuckin moron.
chambers is bubblin' like trb
what's the vibe on /hoc/?
wear your helmets chuds. gary does NOT want to see your exposed scalp
>>152272590Retard
>>152272598bedard asked for this
>>152272598maybe they should focus fist on worrying about letting rapists into the league
>>152272489basketball, football and baseball scouts actually have an interesting job because amateur-level stat sheet production barely counts for shit. This job is 75%-90% eliteprospects and chill for every role that isn't fourth line banger, stay at home defenseman or goalie
>>152272353okay but why do you need gms and coaches what do they do
thank you, gary
>>152272621>Detroit's back end is finally starting to expose themCould you rephrase that?
>>152272526
>>152272659You're welcome anon
Interesting
>>152272590Nervous but optimistic
3 more weeks
>>152272590Sleepy and ready for the waging to end
>>152272630Yeah that reminds me of this clip: https://x.com/TSN_Sports/status/1555043378357829633 that shows Jason Spezza starting his new job as a scout. I'm sure after this game somebody took him aside and told him that he doesn't have to try so hard and can just sit back and get paid to watch hockey.
>>152272749>desnoyers
>>152272307Why blind hockey? We can't even see the puck.
I bought some anime girl fighting game for 2 bucks. Cant wait to play it before the games start.
>>152272598fucking boomers often write new laws and rules that excludes them
>>152272888NAME????
Just came from the saunanow i feel refreshed and ready for G to drop sum pucks
Keep getting nosebleeds and garys to blame
>>152272971um it's called phantom breaker:omnia on ps4. I hate anime btw.
>>152273036Buy more jerseys
>>152273036@grok does this guy have aids
>>152273165He has gay retarditis
heard that's been going around
>raped bitch got wacked by the jannieslove to see it
>>152273016You sauna alone or with bros?
>>152273165
>>152273279trouble in paradise?
hoc is extra dead this season
>>152273279kwab if true
>>152273616all thanks to trb
>>152273618he hasnt posted since i got warned for calling him a raped bitch
bud won again
>>152273704Sad
tonight is the night they turn it around
>>152273616Just like my islanders
Somebody needs to take Gary on a cigarette boat and buzz him around the coast of venezula
>>152273785>>152273792looks like size 39 is back
bud did not 1
>>15227380867 bud
hey bros
>>152273875what's good, dawg?
>>152273937not much dude, went grocery shopping, picked up some christmas decorations, now eating some food. what's up with you
>>152268505God I hope they go back to the old ones...They were fucking awesome...This is the closest to what I remember, I could swear they had purple shoulder black chest ones, but these are good too.
>>152274001nice! i just put up the christmas tree. what treats did you get for /hoc/ at the grocery store?
>>152274001watching porn at work
>>152274099>putting up the Christmas tree before the 23rdWhat the fuck is wrong with new worlders?
>>152274099some beers
>>152274099kitty litter and fernet branca
Cuck?
How many tonight
>>152274246>>152274246>>152274246New
