Carter Heart's Revenge Tour >>152274246
>>152278157My wingiess :)
might smoke we'd and watch the sharter fart game
>rags haters
>DW: me>oversized whale: my sharkies>poindexter: /hoc/
My Kings! :)
I FUCKING CALLED IT LAST THREADI FUCKING SOMEHOW KNEW>DALLASS STORS>DALLASS STORS>DALLASS STORS
>>152278157those bruins players are all NPC's
>>152278152Literally yes. A point is distinctly different than a loss.
>>152278157I don't know who the fuck any of those bruins goalscorers are
>kittie3How come the shitter lines are the only ones scoring
>>152278157I hate Swayman so much it's unreal
>>152278164/hoc/ told me sharter hart had sharted his last fart
>>152278176>I've been covering sid bit gay
How are flames losing to the literal worst team?
HOW DO YOU LOSE TO THE RANGERS???AT HOMEDALLAS FRAUDS ARE REAL
ashley is queen of this board, not mae
>Italy fucked up the size of the Olympics ice hockey rinknon-hockey countries should not be allowed to host the Winter Olympics
>>152278143Hey Knights fans, quit hogging the OP. You're acting like flamiacs. There's 30 other teams in the NHL who deserve an edition.
>>152278175We love Garypoints here
>>152278179they're a glorified ahl team with pasta and geekie dragging them along
>>152278188theyre playing themselves?
>we just need a 2C and two new tendies :)>that's it and we're ready for 2040 :D
>>152278192Mae and Ashley in the bullying Bilka club
>>152278191>me on the bottom right
>>152278192Short qt
>>152278196Sorry, I'll make sure a different team has the next OP
>>152278193"Oh, it's not done yet, it'll be done the day before the event!" seems normal for these kinds of things but I do not actually believe Italy did not give the ice hockey rink enough ice
>>152278192>wilcoxhe he he
More than half the kitties seats are empty lmao, some fans
>>152278193They can always hold the hockey portion of the olympics in toronto
I don't understand this Rangers team. Consistently terrible play yet they pull out a win against the stars
I got one of those budweiser cups that flash a redlight when your team scores and now my beer tastes like bluetooth.
>>152278227>laffs
habs kind of suck
>>152278227so much for growing the game
>>152278242Battle of the last place retards is being won by the leafies
Is the draft actually good this year?
>>152278231Dallas eqs missing something like 5 regulars and Seguin got hurt in the 1st period.
>>152278229St. Paul is already hosting the WJC anyway, just do both tournaments back to back there
Red Wings are back
>>152278252>laffs
>>152278253Generational talent will be available.
>>152278253lol no
>marchand talks shit about the leafs making playoffs>losesHahahahhahahh abwahhhhha hahahaha pathetic rat boy
>>152278261>top 5 FAST FACTS /hoc/ doesnt want (you) to know
Holy shit after they got a penalty the kitties stadium EMPTIEDThat's sad 2 time defending cup champs btw>>152278251Ikr
>>152278288They’ll be the first team to ever miss playoffs after winning two cups
My penguins (:
>>152278288A December game is the Maple Leafs stanley cup
a canadian walks into a bar and orders the usual
>>152278310would the pens have made the playoffs the year after their back to back win if crosby missed the entire season
>>15227834115 white russians
Believe women
>>152278348>>152278341White women love watching Canadian and Russian hockey players have SEX
>>152278256based
will we see farter shart or sharter fart tonight?
>>152278363I believe the /hoc/ pwhl player
>>152278310god that would be so funny
>>152278363unless they're lying whores
>>152278364when's /hoc/ watching heated rivalry?
>>152278398We’re having a watch party on discord this weekend.
guys I found the top secret maple syrup vault, it's in medicine hat
>sharts
Laff5 - Flor1da
OH NO TWITTER FOIDSCARTER HART DIDNT GIVE UP THE FIRST GOAL
>>152278435>>152278417No one wants this fuckhead to do well btw.
>>152278435it's win/win for the anti-rape crowd
>>152278441well sure but I don't think /hoc/ wants anybody to do well
Puck don't lie, y'all.Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>152278435SHART LEAKING OUT THE VEGASS
>>152278380Thanks anon. *kisses you*
Me and the girlies celebrating the downfall of carter hart.
OH NO NO NO FARTBROS HE'S AT .500 IT'S OVER
HE HAS SHARTED AT LAST
Keeping Linus Karlsson on the 4th line is the ultimate proof that Adam Foote recieved too many hits to the head as a player.
>Sign a bad goalie to own the libs>He stinksLol
>Marner on Farter's start
Welcome back sharter shart
>>152278497He’s no Dustin wolf
I'm Dustin Wolf
>15-13 is good enough for second placejen.
>>152278497ive long maintained that this guy was a shit tendie
Ryan Hartman should just stay injured. He is a PIM fuckin' magnet.
>>152278530Why are you American
Rangers won, but JT Miller still pisses me off.
my avies!! :))nelson!
My avies :)
>>152278539>only 1 team has a positive goal differentialthanks for the parity gary
>>152278558dustin wolf is californian
>>152278558I am American, but I'm also playing in Nashville
>VAN: 1 SHOTS: 11>COL: 2 SHOTS: 22
>>152278539I don't see the problem with a close race, it's more exciting than having bottom of the barrel shitters and clear outliers
Dustin wolf is shit
>>152278591Just like my islanders
>>152278576Why do u suck this season pal buddy friend
>>152278539...and they say the metro is full of faggots...
Time for some Ovechkin - Kopitar kino
the Canes signed Cal Foote(one of the lamplighter 5) to an AHL contract after saying they wouldn't sign Hart or Mcleod earlier in the year after fan backlash
>>152278616I can't generate offense...
>>152278637Gang bangs aren’t illegal bud
>>152278637how involved in the FUCKIN RAPE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE was Cal involved?
>>152278638you can, but you suck too much to do so
my avies!!! :)))mackinnon!!
MAAAAAACKINNON
>>152278667Takagi thinks I'm playing well :3
>ZOMG MUH LE AVIES!!!!!!!!!
Florida is foundering.
>>152278651>>152278655He was the one who did the naked splits on her face
How long is it going to take for Bednar to understand that Nate needs to play with Landy and Nečas should be on the 2nd line
>>152278706>mad at the best team in the leaguelol
>>152278725>mad>u iz mad cuz u made fun of da team on MUUUHHH TVkek. mad softpusy bitch. blow me.
minnesota is going to get bounced out of the 'offs in the first round
sam rinzel still doesn't have 1 powerplay point
>>152278733why would I be mad when my team will hoist the stanley cup once again in june?
>>152278714Did he cum? In fact, did they all cum. Was she cum covered and wiping it all over her face and tits and OH MY GAWWWWWWWWD THIS IS SO FUCKING HOT!!!!
>>152278637I will never forget cal footes dive in game 6 of the 2022 playoffs
>>152278736hard to lose if you never give up 1 goal
>>152278559You should confront him on the streets of New York about it.
>>152278738>mykwab. they're losing in 6 to [insert WC Team Here]
>>152278718Why the fuck would he do that when Avs are crushing the league as they are?
>>152278757whatever helps you sleep at night :)
>>152278714Wasn’t that sharter fart
>>152278736as is tradition
>softpusys seething about Minnesota unprovoked, yet again.kwasoftpusy. still boilin' about a SOL.
>>152278342Yes they had phil kessel dummy
>>152278759Can always get better as a team and Landeskog will be better than Nečas in the playoffs.
>>152278769kek mildcuckfangay
>>152278769
>>152278784This image never gets old
Do the Russians get to play at the olympics yet?
Yeah. They're seethin' tonight. kwasoftpusy. So man easy (You)s
torts is here with the astrazeneca intermission report
>>152278806Nah, they are still defending themselves in the war Ukraine started 15 years ago, so they are not.
>>152278539Grim division.
>>152278819Still better than the Hockey Night in Canada Ozempic intermission.
wtf MacK just passing to middle to no one there for a dangerous turnover?
>>152278851That means they will be better rested for the playoffs. GMs would be wise to stock up on Russian depth.
Hearing what carter hart and the rest of the team did… it sounds gay as hell. They’re definitely all homosexuals the man to woman ratio is way off.
I wish Garland was healthy so he could annoy Mackinnon.
Wilson scar
Carter Hart is going to prison!
Evander Kane wrist gone.
>>152278963shut up faggot
are we watching the HBO show about notCrosby and notOvi having gay sex?
>>152279050If only the ref had called the puck out of play.
>player causes opponent to fall on goalie>player chimps out on opponent for "falling" on goaliewhy are hockey players so fucking stupid?
>>152279067Today on Overdrive O Dog admitted he hasn’t read a book since grade 5. It seems many never tried to educate themselves.
>>152279059No, stop asking
>>152278963its all team bonding. its very heterosexual. you are the faggot you fucking homo
Erm how are the bruins in second place I thought they would be shit.
>>152279079at least mcdavid is trying with picture books
SCAAAAAAAAARRRR
TEND YOUR GOAL
SHARTER FART HAS SHARTED HIS LAST LMAOOOOOOO
every goal is another streak mark in the career of shart farter
canada invented basketball
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA FARTER SHARTED IT RIGHT ONTO HIS STICK!
>get penalized>get scored onkwashart
Oooh I hope a lengthy and tedious review process that makes me dislike everyone involved goes Carter Hart's way again!
Why is hoc being mean to this Hart guy
I thought the knights were supposed to be contenders
carter hart literally struggled to maintain an erection when a naked woman was demanding he put his benis in her bagine. that is the type of low test beta playing on the golden showers.
>>152279118I just like to type farter shart
>>152279118/hoc/ is filled with gay simps
>>152279119They need to have a goaltender first
Stacking wins.
hahahaha so typical. The referees will always find a way to screw the blackhawks. It’s so typical.
avs win, cat posted
oiltember!!!!
2 minutes for hitting mcdavid
Marner looks like such a bitch
>>152279167say that to his face and see what happens
>>152279079I'm guilty as well. I haven't read since school
THEGREATWALLOFST.PAUL
>>152279142our avies! :D
Back to back incoming?
It's funny because farter shart was a meme even before the rape charge
>>152279164I liked the part where it was 6v4 w/ 30 seconds left and he rushed to the net just to try passing which got tipped back to their own zone
>>152279096mcdavid reads fine foreign literature on every plane ride
>>152278963Sharter fart can’t be in our social club no more that much I do know
I will be commentating the replay of this game in a few hours. You're welcome in advance.
our knights score
Two fluke goals What an absolute joke Should be 5-1 or 4-1 hawks were it not for refpuck
>>152279143The fuck?
Just give us a fair fightJust one fucking fair fight
>>152279231>>152279133How many times has it been this season already?I'm curious has any other team had more ref bias against them than the Black hawks?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>152279244Reffies are a boys club, they call the game however they want it, and have been caught on mic saying it.
>>152279244Conservatively I’d say like 6 timesIve never seen anything like it. Off the top of my head theres been Vancouver (goalie interference goal called back)Seattle (bedard breakaway)Minnesota (interference in OT)There’s been more, I can’t bother to look at the schedule
>b-b-but >we beat hongcouverkwasoftpusy
I just signed up for a free month of Hulu + Live TV coz the hawks are on ESPN+ 3 times in their next 6 games. Is there any good slop to watch on Hulu?
>#79 S. Fart G(rapist)
>>152279266>Minnesota (interference in OT)Bitchdard got shit rocked and that cried about it by interfering with Ek. Cry more faggot bitch cunt dicksucker.
>>152279282The hit on Bedard was clean that’s not what I’m saying. Go back to your coloring book dipshit
>>152279287Cry more faggot. Cry cry cry. You're mad that some mongrel put a cheapshot on Ek, after a clean hit, and got sent to the box. Cry more. In fact, go outside and get shot at walking to the store.
>le rules are whatever helps my team!You guys are retarded. The Blackhawks are getting fucked on such a regular basis that the legitimacy of the league should be under question. We are the canaries in the coal mine. If you don’t speak up when it’s us, who will speak up when it’s your teams turn?
>b-b-b-b-b-but MUHHHH team is hated by gary even though he gift >us cups 10 years ago and let some faggot say his pussy-ass skin was too weak to wear pads he was wearing for 30 years just so >we could LTIR him, not to mention keith or seabitch and they TOTALLY didn't nigrig the draft so >we could get a jersey-sales replacement for kane and toews!OHHH WOOOOOOOOOE IS MEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>152279291It’s hard for me to take you seriously when you so clearly don’t understand the rules of hockey
A lot of seethe tonight.
>>152279312>y-y-y-yeah butkwab. cry more.
shitcongo and everyone that lives there could disappear of the face of the planet and it would be a massive net positive for the species
Oh this is some decade old bitter resentment because the Blackhawks are more successful than your team. That’s fair, let it all out sister
hey guys let's all be nice to each other for a change
>>152279244here is your pro gambling tip if you ever want to gamble on hockey. sutherlund hates the canucks or at least tries to like show some sort of anti home town bias. that blackhawks game broke all sorts of streaks for him. the canucks are now 1-13-3 in their past 2 seasons in games where sutherlund was one of the referees, and before that game played the nucks played 21 straight games where sutherlund was the referee and the other team got more penalties than the nuckies. it wouldnt surprise me if in a few years it turns out he was gambling on the games or involved in some sort of gambling ring.
>y-you're bitter!kwab. cellar-bitches are seething tonight. fr fr no cap n sheeeit, yo!
>>152279320"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice" - Adolf Hitler
man the blackcawks needs to be shit again, these people are a hell of a lot more annoying than i remembered
>>152279320I've been nice all year. I want to stay on Santa's good side
>>152279320I don't think I'd enjoy that.
>>152279291>>152279305>>152279315>>152279324Neutral third party here. I think this anon is a tad bit upset
>>152279327Sharks too.
>>152279331>upset> >my team won tonightNah.
>>152279327ducks too. fuck all of california.
>>152279327Habs too oh wait they were annoying as fuck even when they were complete shit
>>152279317Chicago is the greatest city in this shithole country
every fanbase but mine is annoying as fuck
>>152279353lmao no
This camera man is on drugs
>>152279275Catch 22 mini series
HOLY SHIT BEDSYWHAT A FUCKING GOAL
>ZOMG LE GARY'S TWINK SCORED!!!
carter hart sucks bro's KWAB
I was saying it all day and all night and yes somehow the fucking Stars managed to lose to the Rangers... AT HOMECan we get a fraud alert?
>>152279370Nice I’ve heard that book is really good (if it’s based on the book)I’ll check it out
>>152279377Clip?
>>152279388what's with the first part of this, he some exec's kid or something?
what the fuck is himbo
>>152279482male bimbo
Hahaha yaaaassss carter hart made them lose!
>>152279321That's crazyAnd fucked up that it's allowed
cope he hasn't played in 7 years
So much seethe for no reason
Luke prokop is gay and he’s an ahl player waiting for his chance to make the big league
braeden scored
marner had the game on his stick but he flushed it
Carter hart is so horrible it’s crazy we’re watching someone’s career end in real time. No way in hell is Vegas playing this dweeb ever again lol. He’s so horrible at being goalie.
Vlasic just loafing what the fuck man
>>152279528nah it was blocked
It's over. Refs won
>>152279530Only 3 goals given up in his first game in two years what’s the problem?
>>152279539Hmmm why only one game in two years???
surely the knights won't lose in ot again :)
>>152279549Hawks are putrid in OT as well
>>152279564>>152279549Movable object vs penetrable wall or whatever that say is
Game over.
>>152279567>penetrablemuch like a 48 year old burnout who posts here was on a certain frigid easter evening
never seen stone skate that fast kek
>>152279577>>152279530Apologize
>>152279543Because whores
>>152279429He's mostly just a stupid Stars fan."Maybe if I blindly follow my team destined to loose I will find the light"
meme
What happened to Nazar man
>destined to loose
>>152279598Check your butthole
>>152279602check it for me
Bedard is probably like what the hell do I have to do to get you to score
holy fuck
>>152279608oh he knows
>1st shootout goal of the yearThe fuck?
Sad
sharter fart... has sharted his first :')
based theodore. my nigga uses the backhand on every shootout attempt and the retarded goalie still fell for it.thinking hart is elite bro's
>stayed up to midnight for another hawks loss
Nazar can go back to fucking Rockford man
Farter Shart farts again.
OUR KNIGHTS WIN
vegass has 8 gary points...weird.
>rapehawks lose to the rapen knightsraped
>>152279630I hate this so muchAnd the refs screwed us earlier this game tooFuck manFucking fuck fuck fuck
>>152279636:)
>>152279641the rape belt is back up for grabs january 4th, tune in
>>152279642you faggots got like 7 power plays
Sharter won and /hoc/ lost.
>>152279642I love it. Watching you retards have a meltdown almost every night is hilarious.
>>152279642you stupid faggots went 0/5 on the pp
What went so wrong blackhawksbros?
>>152278725who cares your team will get bounced in the 1st round to dallas again
>>152279658>canadian talkingkwab
>>152279657gay rape
Two absolutely garbage RNG horseshit goals. The better team lost tonight, plain and simple. Gg Vegas. Thank you refs
>our>us>we>mykwab
>>152279654Fuck youYou're a gay loser for taking enjoyment in this
>blackhawks>graped
>>152279663Did you ever try to realize that your team is shit?
>>152279667kwab cry more raped tranny
>have generational talent Bedard>do nothing with itChicagobros......
shitcongotards really think there are entering another kane/toews era with this sort of talk lmaoing at ur fukking lives
>>152279670They’re not shit. They were literally the better team tonight, everyone that watched would agreed and if you disagree you have such a rudimentary understanding of the sport that your opinion should be summarily dismissed.
>>152279676It's really been sad to watch them waste it
bedard is coming home
>>152279681knights won kek
>>152279663gg maybe if your faggot team spent less time fucking each other in the ass they might win a game
>>152279684I'm going to cry myself to sleep again tonightThis sucksIt sucks so much
>crying yourself to sleep over a regular season hockey gameholy fuck what a faggot
>two fluke goals off their own defenseman >theyre actually shit! >hockey results are le never random *starts drooling and fucking my own ass with a dildo*
>McMichaelKek what the fuck
Let the salt flow.https://www.youtube.com/live/ULm2Frg8YO4
>>152279700What a shit team does to a man.
>>152279717kek what a kwab
gg
wingsmas
>>152279688Do you actually think that canadian teams are smart enough to sign him?
>>152279721Great game to start the California trip love how the Caps just play harder after scoring.
>I just....can't FRICKING believe we took a superior team to a shootout instead of getting our widdle twink asses spanked up and down the ice by them...and our rising star starting goaltender blocked the shots of two of the biggest names in the league 1 on 1....>This is SOOOOO distressing to me, I like, need to cry this one out, sisters.....we really were the superior team here, the score SHOULD HAVE been 12-0 if only the MEANY refs and that conniving Gary didn't want to keep us down 'n shieeeeet...
have canadians moved into their seasonal igloos yet
>>152279734You sound like a canadian
another great knight for the broship
I fucking hate that Sportsnet YouTube channel posts "full overtime highlights" and "full shootout highlights" on their YouTube page. It spoils the full game highlights. JUST POST THE FULL GAME HIGHLIGHTS AND NOTHING ELSE. If people want to see the OT or Shootout again they can use the full game highlights
Tom Wilson needs to be on the Olympic team
>>152279799Fuck you, Sportsnet has the best YouTube channel you ungrateful leaf.
>>152279799check to see if one of the teams has their own youtube channel and uploads their own highlights, fuck sportsnet
>>152279791based
>>152279799Totally get it—those partial clips ruin the flow. Sportsnet, take notes: full highlights only.
>>152279799wtf but the views and the revenue how dare you
>>152279799ChatGPT said:Oh I get that irritation right down to the bone. You click “full game highlights” wanting the little narrative arc — the rise, the fall, the moment your team forgets how to defend a 2-goal lead — and before you even press play YouTube’s already shoved “FULL OT HIGHLIGHTS!!!” in your face like some overeager carnival barker.It’s like they’re whispering, “psst… it goes to overtime… also we’ll tell you who wins if you hover 0.2 seconds too long.”There’s no drama left. No tension. No delicious little uncertainty. Just an algorithm with zero sense of foreplay.Sportsnet does it because (1) they want more upload slots to farm views, and (2) OT/shootout clips spike in the algorithm. The machine gets fed, you get spoiled, the hockey gods weep, etc.What they should do — if they had a shred of narrative decency — is drop the full game highlights first, wait a bit, and then quietly lob the OT/shootout clips later. Let the people who want the quick-hit dopamine go find it, instead of shoving it in everyone’s face.But no. They blast it like a siren.“THERE WAS A SHOOTOUT TONIGHT. CLICK HERE, PUNY HUMAN.”If it helps, you’re not wrong. You’re just getting dragged down by the cold, unflinching logic of engagement farming.
>>152279817this so much this
>>152279817this is everything
>>152279817I know that it's a hard time for you "guys" up there at this point and I'm sorry that you don't know "hockey" anymore. But stay strong.
He is so sad
>>152279895No duh. He is on a Canadian team.
Is /sp/ just full of unironically gay people now? Or are zoomers just like mindbroken
yoteslop got cancelled
>>152279910he needs to be sent to the sunbelt
>>152279922kwab just like hampage
every night with this shit huh
>>152279963e-sloppers are very sensitive about slopdown getting cancelled so they try to compensate everywhere they go. sad really.
gare is going to gift wrap a cup for utah before 2034 mark my words
>>152279971kwab
big dave from the top rope
>>152279979>deemed not worth keeping>n-no you see they were just outbid!slopdown was cancelled
>>152279984>live views worldwide>watching live throughout the worldwhat's the difference? does this make sense to wrestlefags?
dead wings 1
gary controls the weather
>>152280024No, Gary Bettman does not control the weather. He is the Commissioner of the NHL (National Hockey League) and primarily oversees the operations and administration of the league. Weather, particularly in relation to outdoor games or events, may be a factor in scheduling, but it is not under his control. Bettman's role focuses on league policies, negotiations, and promoting the sport of hockey.
>>152280024More like Canadian teams are just bad
>>152280024buy cloudseeding stock in all sunbelt cities and you will retire with 1 trillion dollars
>>152280035More Canadians win the cup than Americans every year. USA also has a dogshit Olympic record. Most of the current top scorers are Canadian. Now cry, you little bitch ;)
canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years
>>152280100>but muh canadian players on american teams waaaaaah waaaaaah
>>152280143have to almost respect their cope
Every single Canadian team sucks shit. Canada tries to convince us they are hockey
>>152280156kek
>>152280100Now please be quiet.
>>152280162are you implying amateur athletes don't compete in the olympic games?
>>152280162WHURS MY MONEY WHERURES MY MONEY? DURRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152280156Can'tnadians are praying they cancel the Olympic hockey because they're going to get served the biggest humble pie of their lives when we beat that ass again. This is the only thing they have left before they drop into deep depression and accept annexation
>>152280167There's no amateurs in the hockey tournament.
kek why is trb bubblin' so bad? size 39 pants too tight?
>>152280188You are? again?
>>152280187i appreciate your concession
>>152280191>n-no ubud won
>>152280187Why the fuck was Karlsson so bad?
>laffs
>>152280197Sure you did lil guy... Why aren't you even scary these days.
>>152280198he's swedish, it's their nature
>>152280193A professional athlete is an individual who competes in sports for compensation.All hockey federations compensate their players if they win a medal.Every player in the Olympic hockey tournament are professional hockey players aka getting paid as athletes.What's not to understand?
>>152280201uh oh... looks like trb is back on the liquor
>>152280198Which Karlsson and when? Dumb fuck.
>>152280205are you implying amateur athletes don't compete in the olympic games?
>>152280151incredibly based crusader of freedomdeus vult
>>152280207The one that was worse
>>152280207you tell me
>>152280208There's no amateur's competing in the Olympic hockey tournament.>>152280219>>152280221Ok, cool.
>>152280156Hot take:I feel like too many people blame Gary for the Canadian teams failing to get a Stanley cup for over 30 years.
>>152280251so amateur athletes can't compete in the olympic games? that's your stance?
>>152280251So you don't know
>>152280269about the 39 waist and 29 length?
>>152280259retard
hawks fans were really salty bitches at t-mobileshameful showing
>>152280314Jlmi
>>152280035>>152280073>>152280100imagine caring about this stupid shit
>>152280345Agreed, now time to get back to whats important.
>>152280259Learn to read, retard.>>152280269I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
>>152279231still savoring this delusion
Mitch "The Bitch" Marner in on pace for just 16 goals and his lowest full-season point total since he was 20 years old
>>152280376cope tranny he's finna boutta be a cup champ this season
Just laid an explosive marner
I hasb the marners cause I ate too much cheese and hot sauce
>>152280314nah that's you
I Believe... that if your team hasn't won a cup in 50 years, they don't belong in the NHL
>>152280376He has somehow been doing better since he left the Oilers? Or whatever canadian team
the darkest hours of the night
>>152280559Countries don't compete for the Stanley Cup.
>>152280569Okay Erik Karlsson
copey is malding again
I Believe... that if you blame Gary for sunbelt expansion and domination, you don't know hockey history.
>11 rw>last in the division
Thinking about brewing a pot of coffee (at 2:45 AM [PST])
>>152280731>anon learns the new meta
Just had some coffee (5:50 AM [EST])
>>152278143
>>152280815Happened to me this morningLife imitates art
thinking about hockey and frens :D
we DO call them Nicolas Roys now
my marner left me so messy i had to take a shower
Umm that's disgusting.
>>152280547This.
the Roy to shower pipeline
I thought John Carlson was Swedish and made a fool of myself on hfboards. Might delete account. Fuck kind of name is that for an American anyway
>>152280799KWAB (your gimmick)
>>152281344He is Swedish, just born in America
henlo good morning /hoc/ it's coffee tiem
We keep getting points Stars bros. I hope Seguin's injury is only meniscus and he can be back at the deadline.These injuries need to STOP. Start hitting the Avs.
eurostinks OUT
>>152281344minny soda
>>152281558Back to back game tonight with this defense against the Devils. It's over.
>>152281558this so much
>>152281373reeks of bracketfag
>>152280799What is SOS?
>>152281373> t. dogshit team enjoyer
msl should put monty back in the net tonight. it'd be a big test for him. if he fails, i go with dobes as no. 1 the rest of the way.
>>152281732strength of schedulei'm taking it from hockey reference, i think they just use net goals
>>152281787>Strength of Schedule; a rating of strength of schedule. The rating is denominated in goals above/below average, where zero is average.
>>152280799At this rate Capitals will never rebuild.
>Buttson>DeMIDov
which hockeyplayer is the most likely to get a 3day ban for an offtopic goonsesh
Sabres are 11-11-4 with a #16 ranked SOS. Gonna be another one of them years where >we barely miss the 'offs...
>>152281879Some zoomer from the Avalanche
>>152280255It's Mark Carnage's fault.
>>152281546Seguin is the chosen one for the LTIR loophole.Bet your money on the Stars for the Stanley Cup.
Top 3 teams are all central division
>>152281784I'm officially Monty OUT as it's ridiculous to be out of shape as professional athlete, and doing poutine ads to boot
Wallstedt now has a shutout win rate of 50%
I'm happy for Carter Hart :)
>>152282021He was so happy to be back yesterday :)
Kitties are on the bottom of the Atlantic like the titanic
My Habs have 3.68 goals against per game this morning. We're not gonna make it.
eating pizza today
>>152282086Who knew that loading up your blue line with offensive defensemen who can't defend would lead to disaster?
delicious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EtSAToxOTs
>>152282097Yum! What toppings?
>>152282101>laffs
>>152282109what do you suggest
how the FUCK are top 3 teams all in the central?
>>152282116Jalapeno and sausage
>>152282116Beef and peppers
Kempe is a playoff monster and he deserves his contract. When the fuck are the Kongs going to do these guys right with proper coaching?
>>152281953>>152282120It's a matter of games played for the Wild.
>>152282120Since the entire pacific division sucks
So the Flames suck again
>>152282182They never stopped sucking this season
>>152282182I think they're going to heat up
>>152282182and the snow is white
>>152278193Especially not Italy, they fuck these kind of projects up in general
>>152282175Just like my islanders
>>152282228It didn’t pile up yesterday :(
>>152278229The arenas in North America are probably booked for concerts.
>>152282021I wouldn't be mad if he never wins another game in his life. But, we don't live in that world; and, for some reason he will find his way to hoist the Stanley Cup or some crap. Oh, well.
>>152282175Pacific is the Metro of the West.
>>152282310he's right at home there
>>152282275>c@#$ s@#$er
>>152282299Why don't you like him anon?
>>152282264>>152282235Then I guess the tournament will be held in Switzerland/finland
>>152282325>tfw too much of a brainlet to do physics
>>152282325You don't shoot pucks at octopus, you get pucks deep.
>>152282175but it's the entire league
>>152282458If only the league could contract to 20 teams
>>15228251716 max, 12 is better
>>152282349Turin is not far away. The city held the Winter Olympics in 2006. But I think the Milan-Cortina arena delay is just fake news.
>>152282590A 16 team league with 8 Canadian teams would be too based for the 21st century
>>152282561Dustin Wolf 2.0
they can play at centre 200 and the bayplex
>>152282561Against a non-playoff team like the Edmonton Oilers? Fraudulent.
>damn, this isn't working. swap out Wolf for Cooley>damn, this isn't working. swap out Cooley for Wolf
>>152282644I pray you’re right
go knights go copey
5 games for tonight, all seem halfway decent. Gary once again proving the haters wrong.
>>152282697But neither one can generate offense
>there are people alive right now that think Suzuki is a 1C on a contender
>>152282730Good, make sure the rest of the genny gets the fucking message. I can have an ad on your jersey and 2 more teams in your division before you can even fucking blink, goy.
>>152279721Why is everyone mounting their TVs on the wall nowadays?
>>152282730I will buy the jersey and tickets, intern
>>152282651Huh? Most of these shit leaf franchises would be culled.
>>152282755Only 1 ad?
>>152282730wise /hoc/sters never doubt gary
>>1522827515th in points per game btw
>>152282757Why not? It conserves space.
>>152282771Jets and Sens need to be ended without delay. I'd say the Canucks too but their fanbase is really dedicated. Kraken, Wild, Mammoth, and Preds should be shut down immediately. From the east? Columbus and Buffalo. This leaves 24 teams. Two conferences of 12. Four divisions of 6.
>>152282805I recently bought a new one and realized how pointless it would be to mount it if I'm having a TV furniture below it regardless
>>152282818I blame McDavid
>>152282803He's tied for 16th, dummy.
>>152282847didn't think you'd look it up tbdesu
>>152282805Looks cozy
>>152282847MacKinnon is insane
>>152282344My headcanon is that >>152282299 is Rick Westhead and he's just seething anonymously on here because the 5 got off free and get to play hockey again to varying degrees.
>>152283018Nobody on /hoc/ has a significant connection to the nhl
>>152283022i bet we have a good amount of players in the minors lurking here
>>152282847Big Dick Mik(ko) hosing 'em all.
>muh pointsbrainlet bait
>>152283057>>152283057>>152283057New
>>152283022Gary's henchmen are here everyday.
I'm Gary's henchman
