>>152274603
see u later espn
FACT: Jon Jones is a homosexual cheater.
Jon Jones, the biggest faggot, will not be present on the final card under the Disney umbrella. what a faggot
https://youtu.be/JMRVYtFPfsY?si=JASf0Qi0_vLsGFm1what's the /heem/ equivalent of this fight
>>152281125FACT: Jon Jones has defeated both Tom Aspinall and Cereal Gane
Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell fucked prime pornstar pussy.
>>152281143garret armfield vs brad katona
FACT: Jon Jones hid under the ring when the commission came to test
>>152281167they dont make em like that any more that's fershur b. imagine some up and coming prawlspek trying to show off his modern porn gf and without even checking you'd know for a fact that the first 10 scenes she shot were 6on1 legalporno piss gangbangs. the absolute state
this nigga thinks hes cowboy
>>152281180I believe it from what I've heard about Jon Jones he would do something like that
>>152281148Factual post>>152281125Somali gibberish
>hey guys, dj iceman herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3j0XiUDiwc
>you don't worship black men?>you must be black yourself!
>>152281203You keep defending Jon Jones like he's your man or somethingWhat's up with that?
jon jones is the last partying degenerate fighter
>>152281225Not true
can you imagine the things people have covered up for jones? goat hw in & out of the cage.
Joe Rogan is as sweet as Tupelo Honey
>>152281220I didn't even bring him up in this thread which is largely the case, you should ask yourself why the common jeet and mali insult the goat so
>>152281231we need partying proof please. ill support any of the partying fighters
>>152281192>>152281167Pornstars ruined a lot of good men and by good men i'm talking about War machine
>>152281252I would argue war machine ruined pornstars for good men and by good men I mean I'm not sure didn't think this out
>>152281252War Machine is a retard
>>152281244You don't defend anyone else so it's just a little peculiarAre you perhaps gay for him? That would make sense in that case
>>152281248
>>152281264I'm as straight as an arrow (like Jones) and I do defend others it's just rarely controversial so you don't notice
>>152281266I don't understand the brazilian species
>>152281266is that the future 135 champ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxfWkkb5MIY>22:27>29:00>35:22kek, tom was farting the entire interview
>>152281334>my fookin nostrils m8>i cant fukin breef
> send him Agartha 3 years and forget
>>152281334Lmao
>>152281287this is more humiliating than propping up moneyberg's fake crotchsniffing credentials, i fear
Luke Thomas
>i dont know if you've seen on the docta repourtwhy isnt he wearing an eye patch then? or just taking it out like bisping? if tom gets the eye removed, does he become acceptable?
>>152281334>tom was farting the entire interviewFACT: that room reeked of cum after he was done in there
one eyed tom vs merab. white house lawn
>>152281384Surely using screens when you're potentially dealing with eye trauma is banned vis an vis blind people wearing glasses inside
>>152281287would love to watch pettis heem jeets multiple bouts in a row
Anthony Perez
>>152281334
0 hype for this card
this will be merabs fourth title defense this year>won 9/24>defended 1/25>defended 6/7>defended 10/4>defending 12/6impressive. maybe he goes for a streak
Gane is a nigger
>>152281477What card
>>152281489in what way
>>152281334Tom does have a loose butthole from Gane raping him
Brandon Moreno's funko pop collection
>>152281504this one i think?
Jan's walking in nature in the heembedded. He's getting slept!
>>152281531>national airguardZogmutts are so pathetic lmao
>>152281540Garcia vs Giles is pure unc-jitsu!
>>152281552what else would you expect from a combat sport, plus the crypto shit, and all of that. i just need the circus
>So Francis falls out of the air vent and grabs Hunter and turns him around and says "yippie-ki-rape, motherfucker."
>>152281693shorts looking empty looking void 404 bulge not found weewooweewoo little black pecker alert
>>152281693it’s kinda crazy how there’s actually an economy there, like they actually have gruel restaurants? and how’d they get that car there? they actually drive?
>>152281709The restaurant used to have a table and a stool but business was booming so he cut the table in half for more seating
>>152281693>hey, hey>can i get the pfl heavyweight champ, a drink>or maybe some more grub?
>>152281704>better let me check>i am the goat
*pulls guard*
>>152281793*pulls pants*
What’s next for Tom Bombadil?
10 minute wait to be allowed to delete a post btw
*remains in guard without pants* (its no gi, not gay)
>>152281835getting blinded by a wight and leaving bilbo to die
>>152281835I heard he'll be sitting out for an undisclosed amount of time which will coincidentally run out when Gane is already booked.
is there a hall of fame for doctor visits? Tom deserves it IMO
more like the ultimate farting championship
https://youtube.com/shorts/iRqqTcFzVFk?si=5d-C1HmSP9FHt9q-
>>152281835Farting
>BREAKING NEWS! https://bjpenn.com/breaking-news-aspinall-wilder-signed-eyes-in-question-still-d>Deontay Wilder will square off against Tom Aspinall, New Years Ever for a 5 round exhibition match. >Reports say this will be a "tune up" fight, for what is believed to be Aspinall's journey into the boxing world full time. >When asked for a comment, Aspinall, still mentioned his eyes needing to improve for him to be cleared for a boxing match in 2026. The main reason for the exhibition being held New Years Eve, in London at the 02 Arena. >Aspinall recently had both of his eye gouged out by Ciryl Gane, and it was believed he would never fight again, let along box.>Yet again, Tom Aspinall is proving all the haters wrong, and will step back into the ring on New Years Eve. >From the writing staff here at BJPENN.com, we really want to wish Tom the best of luck in the world of boxing, and to represent the MMA world to the best of his abilities!>Cheers Tom!
>>152281965>>When asked for a comment, Aspinall awkwardly paused mid sentence, shifted his body posture and let out a sloppy wet British aroma
>>152281965Hey this is a dake article what der fücken
>>152282089he had a nice career.>wins tuf (beat myles jury)>beats randys boy>beats detroit light skin lee>beats pearson>beats lauzon >beats mavidal>beats the dream sanchez>gets fed khabib>beats kebin lee again>loses to cowboy>loses to hooker>loses to kang green
>>152281133Why the vital sign design?
>>152281334>Tom "Loose Anus" Asspainanaldude got raped and gaped
>>152282132
Annie ayawoki
>>152282133found it in google images, probably something associated with the person who made it. would be cooling with silhouettes of women right, and flames, right?
>>152282133Demonstrates the death wheeze of mixed martial arts
>>152281133>card has 2 title fights>still complete assgrim
I suspect I'm a thrill addict a dopamine fiend cruising for amusing a power bottom
A long day of pleasurable pursuits
A toast, to the final card of the ESPN era of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. It's been an honour!
>>152282242It's a bad card if Flydaddies scare you
>>152282279I brought snacks
>>152282279
>>152282292
damn it feel good to be a leafa gangsta ass leaf play his cards righta gangsta ass leaf get his picks righta gangsta ass leaf neva start fight
His obnoxiousness is starting to get over with me
>>152282380
Bo nigger
why doesn't anyone have hard walkouts? johnny wlker had one of the best but that's it. mine would be this. pic very related> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssxzhi7AATc
Would you rather bone asians or bone eagers?
>>152281082I fucking HATE Luke Thomas
TOO SOON VAN... TOO SOON
>>152282511Who's the skirt?
pettis is throwing a jeet card on friday morning lol
>>152282511oh the nigga elsa from frozen?
GyOATr Yan and GODtoja will heem.
>>152282380Oh but when Trump does it he's cool and down to earth
imagine what jon jones would do to ngannou for trying to harm his fleshlight(dana)
JBJ is the biggest diddy ahh blud ever since the big 'Stein passed.
>>152282596Duck and cry on X (formerly Twitter)?
>>152282600>>152282605Seething is not a good look boys
>>152282616THE authentic Louisiana hot sauce made in Thunder Bay Ontario, Canada?
>>152281334another story loss for Thomas BinholeGane gaped him
>>152282674Guinness isn't made in IrelandThis is just one of the quirks of a production line, the recipes are still coming from that place even if the factory workers are far away
>>152282740Tabasco is the world's most popular hot sauce and they STILL only make it at one place "Avery Island, Louisiana".The glass Diamond is a fraud and a fake piece of shit with a Canadian hot sauce that flopped.
I want to forcibly heem a wmma security guard
I'd rather eat crumbs with bums than steaks with snakesDon't ask what I bring to the table cause I brought the motherfuckin table
FACT: DC is a drug cheat, weight cheat and eyepoker
why didn't dustin's dad teach him french? frogs really let the bongs win in the end
>we dont speak no french here>swamp mumble french maybe
just watched embedded... pantoja is literally staying in a basic bitch 2 bed hotel room with a roomate. what a real ass nigga. everyone else is always in some airbnb mcmansion or 5star vip room on the top floor of a casino.
>>152283012Pantoja literally gets paid in uber eats credit
>>152283012He's a flyweight they don't get paid shit
i want to see murzakanov ko cutelaba again or khalil,
why is khalil ranked?
>>152283078He beat THE Jamahal Hill
why tf is moreno playing ac shadows lmfao
lemme splain, lemme splain i luh ass-ass-ins creeduh shay doez, in my country, its what we play.
>>152283118In front of a wall of funko pops no less. Chills!
Brandon Moreno could heem you and shove a funko pop up your ass and you wouldn't be able to stop him
>>152283185stop?
>>152283185Implying I'd put up a fight?
>>152283185False premise. Brandon would never unbox a Funko.
the highest level middleweight fight ever? Weedman vs. Rockhold
>>152283185do you know who you're speaking to right now?
>>152283235the whole box going up, playa!
>>152283118he is a mega casual slopsumer goycattle, I lament.we must introduce him to 4chan for his re-education.
what's next for tom aspinall
>>152283270He's really left us in the dark. Nothing to see on the horizon. Flying blind as a fan right now.
>>152283270retirement from all combat sports due to his crippling eye injury. he will pursue his other passion of becoming a fighter pilot.
>>152283280EYE don't get it ;)
>>152283270more blind rankings on YouTube Shorts!
Tom Aspinall ranks top 10 eyepokes in the stipe dc trilogy
>>152283301>enjoying yourself until you think about perceptionweak mind
Jon Jones has literally never eyepoked anyone.
>>152283280>>152283291
I'm fersure like easily the coolest chud I know and probably in the county
>>152283329Joe Rogan thinks this woman is a 10/10 smoking babe.
>>152283253Every middleweight title fight is a slop fest Chris fell over throwing the slowest wheel kick ever
>>152283270Putting a funko pop up his bum
>>152283342he's right. I would have sex with her and I only have sex with 10/10s
>>152283358
>>152283327Can't say the same for mr unfaithful cormier
turning down a heem tonight to post with the boys
Tom Aspinall ranks top 10 chairs, asked to leave the room
>>152283384Your dead mom?
Dear whoever the hell u are
>>152283342But he still hasn't invited her onto the podcast. Once you look at a chicks butt you have to invite her onto your podcast. That's like an unwritten rule of the game, man.
>>152283429all women are okay with being whores for powerful men.
>>152283429
>>152283429Your opinion = Wgaf!
*Clap clap* Dead mom!*Clap clap*Dead mom!
>>152283443Ur* both dana and vince write like teenage girls
>>152283455Ur mom is dead nigga, kwab!
>>152283434He knows if he does he won't be able to control himself.
QRD on Arnold Allen?
>>152283462Gottem
>>152283487You're talking about Paddy Pimblett, let's bring Paddy Pimblett in here folks!
>>152283455You are what you eat!
Man I really wish someone bitch Trump on camera just once to see him fold.Ever since that fake assassination cut on his ear he's being playing into the whole badass thing with the UFC events etc and saying he'd fight ex presidents etc.Would love for some retard like Derrick Lewis to pretend to punch him and make him cry on camera, Obama would unironically rock Trump
>>152283301Ah sneed
>>152283487that nigga got C4 for hands
Dern fight week
>>152283498Bit rich coming from you with Keir Starmer leading the country
With all of these fucking gimmicks like celeb boxing, bare knuckle, slap fighting etc why the fuck have we not got naked women UFC or boxing yet.Absolute disgrace
>Bit rich
>>152283514Starmer is a bitch as well
>>152283498>>152283514Let's go, fight
>>152283518ultimate surrender exists bud
>>152283485Understandable. Look at her fists and her musculature.
>>152283518Women fighting isn't sexy. If you're turned on by women fighting you're a lesbian, probably.
>>152283487Getting stopped by the doctor from continuing the fight against mighty silva
>>152283526Bro I'm from northern ireland, we have already smashed the fuck out of his country and ancestors numerous times.We literally took their land by force and they haven't done a thing about it
>>152283518
You are what you beat
>>152283532I want it to be real.Imagine Dern Vs Rousey in a real fight and the fight is won by making the opponent orgasm or knockout?
>>152283518I exclusively wank to the such
>>152283538Luckily I am laarping (I am white) so your nationality insults don't bother me
Northern Ireland is rightful Irish clay
Lets fuck
does anyone honestly give a shit about ireland
>>152283557Ian Garry’s wife’s boyfriend does
>>152283554And yet we own it and they won't do a thing about it
>>152283557Does anyone actually give a shit about your dead mom?
>>152283533$1000 onlyfans
I CANT BLOODY SEE
>>152283570>WeYou're Indian?
>>152283585
Has Ian Garry ever actually addressed why he took the name of his wife's ex partner and is raising his partners ex kid while also having his wife's ex partner live with him?
>>152283585>one childNeed to pump those numbers up Bryce.
>>152282242tbf every event with Vettori tends to overperform as of lately
Pump up the jam
>>152283598yeah he told that to your mom yesterday lol
Fun fact = britain has no fighters
>>152283538>>152283551Oh so you're both Irish
>>152283620They have true warriors like the guy from Braveheart and King Arthur.
why did he put evloev on there? just for extra retardation?
>>152283620Strange that.Callum smith beats any white American boxer who has ever livedTyson Fury beats any white American boxer who has ever lived I could literally go on and on, white British lads dominate boxing because MMA is for guys too shit to box.America has never, ever had a world class white American boxer and the UK gets a new one every year at minimum
>Scottish >Rapes Scotland, Not Britain
>[blank] thatgotta be my least favorite british thing
>>152283633Fury.Won.x2.Undefeated.Undisputed.x2.
>>152283573I have now seen her asshole.
FuryFurry
>>152283620faggy?
>>152283633Why does it matter if he's white or black? USA is a multiracial nation.
>>152283633Calm down buddy, tyson fury is a gypsy not anglo
Taison Furry
>>152283664Gypsies are not from a specific area you fucking retard, it's basically a race of scum who are from where they are spawnedThey are basically orcs
>>152283679Dead mom.
>>152283599Bacon bussy bryanna trooned out I’m afraid
It's funny how in boxing only Heavyweight matters while in MMA HW is the one division that has consistently been dismal for decades
Farted myself awake :3
>>152283545>orgasm it would be easier to knock them out, haha a classic joke.
>>152283664Our gypsies aren’t a race like Romani, it just means white trailer trash
>>152283698It is almost like it is cursed
>>152283690'fraid so
>>152283706Many such cases.
we need to talk about joe
This thing came from Bosnia son, you ever been to Bosnia? you ever been in this shit?
Somebody should start an Arc Raiders clan for Heem
>>152283699go back to sleep
>>152283730No thanks, I am not a virgin anymore
finna check gurus picks later I just know he's getting that Merab one wrong
>>152283742You weren't invited anyway.
>>152283742tell your girl to start a clan in arc raiders were gonna join
Tell your girl to start a Minecraft server l, we're fucking lonely lad!
>>152283767Drink it up It dulls the pain
NAH FUCK THAT!
Wow clan called HEEM on a private server TurtleWoWWe start raiding next month when enough heemers reach 60
https://youtu.be/I3ySZ3rlazo?si=2TMXXYKx9mJO9Mh3
>>152283810NOBODY plays wow nigger!
Wine of Woes for Clitia Topiglet I fear
Lets fuck, me and you
>>152283533Nipples like cigars!
>>152283836I played WoW once, I got to level 30 then I realized it sucked and that it was made for FAT ASSES
I'm in
>>152283715He's a dirty little slut. Fucked his way through the Boston bathhouses back in the 90s
>>152283715I used to like Joe alot, but I saw a video lately where Theo joked about the jews on his podcast and Joe shut it right down and put it under the rug. He ever used to do that shit I was flabberghasted. That's when I did a 360 and walked away
Dvalishvili via decision
>>152283904
PIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152283936Bold prediction
Fuck it, Petr Yan
>>152283966the face I make when I commit to the sniff
>>152283936A daring synthesis
How many times did Belal defend his belt?
The Golden Schaub categories:The Colby Covington "He's retarded now!" of the year awardFailed debutant of the year awardRaped bitch of the year awardWho do you got winning?
>>152284014jon jones had aaron pico inside him
>>152284014Tomala Pico Dricus
Sunday morning, brings the dawn inIt's just a restless feeling by my sideEarly dawning, Sunday morningIt's just the wasted years so close behindWatch out, the world's behind youThere's always someone around you who will callIt's nothing at all
Triple C's new vid is up go show our boy some luv
He's retarded now of the year award nominee: Leon Edwards
>>152284081I'm not sure, is Tom in the running? I've never seen someone torpedo themselves seemingly unknowingly as Tomala in all of mma
>>152284101Clear Raped Bitch of the year contender in Aspinal
>>152283882I thought this was kiren from DBZ at firstem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Nn9Vjr_ko
Raped bitch of the year award nomination: Dana White.
Is Spammy the only thing that keeps this general alive? This place is fucking dead
cute boy
>>152284148I'm out on a date (she/her)
>>152284014LeonPicoGiacomo
>>152284101Henry Cejudo lowkey torpedoed his own career worse than anyone ever He was dominating 2 division then sat out his whole prime until he was washed and hasn’t won in 5 years
>>152284148Spammy doesn't fucking exist
Maycee Barber vs Karine Silva is OFF! Barber has an undisclosed upper body injury
>Retarded now Leon Runner up: Tom >Failed Debut Pico Runner up: Mix >Raped Bitch Dricus Runner up: JDM
I think you're all disrespecting Umar in the raped bitch category
>>152284248For a fight he arguably won? O’Malley makes more sense
>>152284212Sup spammy
In your heeeaaaadddIn your heeeeeaaaaaaaddddddSpammySpammy Sp-Sp-Spaaaaaammmmmyyy
I’m nominating Stankalaev for raped bitch Umar’s loss wasn’t as catastrophic in hindsight
>>152284275People are doing things that don't benefit me and it's making me extremely uneasy and stressed.
>>152284275This is no different from a man telling a woman to get back in the kitchen but this will make heem piss and shit themselves
>>152284229Genuinely don’t understand how someone who watched both the JDM and DDP fight can think DDP got raped worse than JDM. Besides an ineffectual clinch flurry JDM legit did nothing at all
O say, tom can't see, by the dawn's early light,Oh so loudly he wailed at the twilight's last heeming
>>152284317Proof?
>>152284317its rage bait, its like trolling but gen z
>>152284275repugnant
>>152284182Even if Tom brutally KOs Gane in 30 seconds in the rematch, which I don't think he's capable of doing at all, he's done some fucked up damage to himself. People on TUF fought through eye pokes without ever asking for a time out. This guy got popped a few times and demanded it be over.
>>152284014PeonPicoTom
>>152284328JDM lost 50-45 Dricus lost 50-41JDM was at least trying to fight back on the ground and was working, Dricus was legit flat like a plank. There were several points where Khamzat had no hooks in and Dricus was just sitting there anyways not trying to get up. There was legit a 30 second span where Khamzat was just pressing his chest to his back with no grips and dricus was just kneeling there. Dricus didn't even try to go two on one or fight the hands or anything. He got put in a fucking crucifix 3 fucking times
old mma chads know, Tom isn't for this business
Tom never had the markings of a drawl but now Gane has that "it" factor
>>152284377To add: Islam is a better fighter than Khamzat, who is very reliant on athleticism. Dricus embarrassed himself by showing such a low level of skill on the ground. JDM was simply outmatched by one of the GOATs. People also had Lower expectations of him beforehand
>look michael i'm all for 'avin a laff but i thought we were mates...
>>152284377Dricus was still fighting and has his best round in the 5thJack was crying
>>152284377Dricus landed better shots on the feet and managed to land in better positions on the ground a couple of times. He tried to lock up a rear naked choke, which is more than can be said for JDM.
>>152284081
>>152284426
>>152284425>>152284420Dricus was up against a fighter known for fatiguing and still lost round 5
>>152284275
Everything’s ready for you, big man. Go on and help yourself. It’s all yours, champ! Whenever you feel like it! …Leon? Hey, bud? You can start eating now. Leon, you alright kid?
>>152284459Literalny me
>>152284459>shorks
Jake vs Anthony has already sold 1M PPVs Dana is scrambling
>>152284014
>>152284469“Don’t forget to eat your breakfast, Leon”.
>>152284511Jake Matthews vs Anthony Joshua
>>152284469I cant find the video of it anywhere and I wish I could, but I had a photo saved of Shane Carwin detailing his weight loss (bud light sponsor) where he "lost weight" to get faster, cause he was involved in the balco steroid deal, and this Leon pic reminds me so much of that. Just done, dead to the world, complete CTE ZONE. Carwin looked like that, then fought JDS and never fought again. He had a styrofoam packed meal that looked like applebees made by a man with a dragon tattooed on his chin. And he has this look on his face so happily retarded, in what looks like a retirement home dayroom. Most ridiculous shit I can remember Wish I could find that pic/video
>>152284513bittersweet
slapping seems effective for heeming peoplewe will see it incorporated in peoples game plans in mma pretty soon, mark my words
Steroids are HARAM
Wasting those match-ups on wrestling is such a shame.
Finally getting some heat on my kicks bros
>>152284431Ohhhh that's a pancake What's the brown sludge on the plate then
>>152284585Russian vitamins with kvass brazza this is fazza plan, you know this
>>152284530BAHHH, ITS 5AM!!
this date is going terribly
>>152284542That probably hurt like a motherfucker
>>152284605Is this hulk hogans promotion?
>>152284542
>>152284627What’s his name?
>>152284542This is extremely disrespectful.
>>152284612A fine indian turd! It's part of the authentic British cuisine
fuck it friday - a jumbo sized turd
>>152284431Leon's suffering is over now, try not to be too jealous.
access to medically assisted dying should be a human right
These niggas out here snitching, that with the rat pack! *FAAA!!*
just liek tone we had no clue how turboflushed leon was
>>152284666lauri sanko
Medically assisted suicide, it dulls the pain®
>>152284459ugly fucking sharks faggot fake team liking bitch
>>152284726WE knew exactly how flushed Tony and Leon were.
Leon Edwards has been euthanised
I just checked on him he's fine
>go to 7/11>order a ham and cheese>the girl preparing it sneezes on her hand>shes hot so i dont say anything>can feel an itch in the back of my throat today
I heard it bowltfh ways
>>152284790bro women are gross don't trust them they eat assholes
Leon Edwards has been neutered
Icarus laughed as he fell.Threw his head back and yelled into the winds, arms spread wide, teeth bared to the world.
>>152284760nope. if i went back into time 2 years ago and told u leon [current champion] was going to get flatline ko'd by a guy who wasnt even in the ufc at the time u'd say "get the fuck outta here!"
>>152284790Bro got HIV and didn't even bang the chich
Goo Goo Gaga- Icarus
I still don't even know who nina drama is and for that I am thankful
fun fact: that's actually frank fertitta smoking that joint behind the guy
>>152284728More like Lawrence Sanko.
>>152284884le self aware smokin man
now that the dust has settlednigga said production line
If Hot Sauce is made on an industrial scale it has to go through a production line
>>152284897Lauri is lawrence is finnish
doo meant supply chain i fear
>>152284790You're inmuno-compromised bubba
Jerome Edwards
>>152284960I worked in food sales and retails for 12 years, let me tell you as an American, America is the king of slop. Every week you get one or two notices about a certain items that are fucked and need to be ditched. I worked in the frozen dept then, and having to trash like 30-35 12 pack hot pocket containers cause they had a bunch of plastic in them. You see it so much you just feel like yeah, I should just eat stuff raw and run away swanging my dick. America is kind of fucked for awhile, if not forever.
These threads are so fucking stupid on off days. Wallish Willy wins again because he's family and hopefully Joshua Van loses valiantly because I don't think anyone's beating Pantoja
tim elliott fight week
DURRR DIS THREAD STUPID *useless take by some retard* DURRRR DURRRRR
>>152285129I will save America so help me God
Brian Stann as Captain America is a must I feel
I will gift you a meme world title and sex with Dakota Ditcheva in exchange for turning your older sibling into a vegetable. Are you in?
>>152285129This is purely an america problem btw we gutted all of our standards and shit to allow companies to shove as many preservatives and fillers as they can in to their food
>>152285129 I miss being a dairy clerk great post.
>>152285443I stuck with it and they gave me a much better wage because of it during covid, because being normal I didn't believe shit. I was lucky, I bought and paid off my house 5 years ago. Now? Man, we are getting invaded. States that wouldn't spit in our direction 10 years ago can't move here fast enough, and they bring their gay california ways with them. Chills.
Hawk tuah, spit on that sandwich!
spit on it, playa!
Oink on it piggy!
>>152284014LeonPatchyGiacomo
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM DANA WHITENew division! Featuring only Arman and Evloev, nobody else is allowed.Fights will be held every 18 months and each fight will be a title fight, no weight limits
arman deserves a title shot because reddit told me so
Hi guys this is my UFC tier list based on awesomeness. What d'y'all think??
a man, duh. nunez
imagine angry magumbo coming at you shouting >wher mo manye at and still going it's alright boys I got this with your security. at that point you deserve to be raped.
gib me de munny
Tom Aspinall is suffering from Brown's syndrome. Which made him fart so much during the Ariel interview
Fuck me my big brown syndrome just made me pummel me wife into a bloody mess
It has to be the aluminum in the chem trails because I just haven't felt like training Muay Thai or krav maga all week
>>152285754I don't believe Ruffy deserves that high of a ranking he's the worst nerd by far, not that kino either everyone does that to Bobby Green.
>>152285861Post 10 examples of King Green getting kicked in the temple... I'll wait.
>>152285886I only have one bobby Green WebM but if you lose to dober you suck, I'm looking at you Kyle Prepolec.
Take de pants off, Dana
>>152285909Yes Green sucks and Ruffy is a shitter but he's a gangster and all of his fights are badass. End of story. Climax. Movie.
>>152285886King GreenKing YellowKing BlueKing RedKing OrangeKing PurpleKing WhiteKing BlackKing BrownKing Crimson
>>152285929Yeah that BSD fight was a banger
>>152285861Tony and Pissiev didn’t. Levels.
>>152285909nah fuck that! nigga cheatedif you need a cheeky 5 minute break mid fight just kick your opponent in the nuts
>>152285698>Fights will be held every 18 monthsPerfect for Clitia, xhe should join when xhe’d done dulling the pain
>Kyle Prepolec vs King Greenchills
Can't believe I bought bf6 just to still fucking play battle Royale they need to nuke thIs genre it's like black tar heroin
>>152285968the BR is free though..
>>152285968is 6v6 multiplayer not a thing anymore?
Kingdom Green
>Buh buh buh I dunno de language How do you respond without sounding mad?
Welcome to the kingdom of Green, here awaits the king, Robert of Green
Daddyganu gaped Pigna’s pink boipussy
>>152285991Dana fucked around by calling him a black nigger and got heemed because of it.
PFL Africa has been a resounding failure
>>152286045Surprising no one!
GODna to Fransissy and his "team"
Big Franno had Dana so shook that he couldn’t openly acknowledge his trauma until 4 years later.
>>152286079And his English was fucking perfect!
>>152286054Raped bitch goyna bopped and bounced on his Frandaddy’s BBC I’m afraid
I think Tom is the frontrunner for Raped Bitch of the Year since on top of Gane clearly having his way with him Tom has also gotten raped by the PR attempts by his team and his father Andy. Tom is the most toxic asset in MMA right now
Dana “Trauma Reenactment” White.
>>152286089your opinion = wgaf
Why didn't Dana say anything earlier?
>>152286045But your fellow countrymen might win it all.
>>152286139>Abu Zago vs. Napo Zango
>>152285975
>>152286139That would be funny, Canadians run PFL just look at Olivier Aubin Mercier.
>>152286123One Two ThreeYou smell of pee
>>152286111Frandaddy had dirty diaper Dana fartin’ on it
>*anything*>bong: poopy diaper poopy bottom poop poop interracial gay anal sex poop poop
it’s wild how this FAGGOT keeps bragging about being some self made business savage when he just got handed a million dollar company by the fertitta brothers to play around with. It wasn’t even an investment with expectations
We don't hear from Diego anymore.
We don't hear from Univary anymore.
Look at who can ride a motorcycle without killing anyone and NO helmet, badass.
>>152286306Miss the Diego/Fabia era like you wouldn't believe
>>152286399kino
>mickey gall is still on the roster
This raped bitch never fights, 2026 is the year of no fights
>>152286414Top 5 Fight of all time. Unironically.
>>152286550Orlando owns this fag
>>152286569True match up of 5'9 vs 6'2
strickland should fight that guy he stormed the cage against
For a long time, I held a dislike towards Jake Matthews purely because he wasn't able to finish fat, Fabia era Diego
GSP choked bisping 9 years ago.
>>152286680Just say you hate him. Embrace the hate. Stop running.
Dern fight week.
Bisping lost to GSP, aspinal lost to Gane, brits tend to lose against france a lot i noticed
No one can 'andle my riddum
Ari won heem lost
The French excellency, or what i like to call, frenchellenxy.
i now remember gfl
this shit was gonna be a cash cow, they just couldnt get it off the ground
>>152286988>northcut and tonywould have been KINO as fuck
>>152286988i literally havent remembered gfl for years
dern isn't appealing anymore everyone remembers her fantastic, natural tits now that they're gone it's all just cope
Miao ding-dong amirite?
>>152287065shes got a great shitter
>>152287137that's cope it's only focused on now after the tits are gone
>>152287242just remember the good times
I want to express my solidarity with chris weidman
>>152286802>9 years agowas it that long ago? time sure picks up pace as you age
Chris weidman needs our support
shut the fuck up
>>152286988>Mir>Arlovski>>152287015>HW Belcher>Oleynikthe greatest organization to never hold a card, too bad :(
shut up bitch
who will use belal like a fleshlight next?
>>152287703nigga
>>152287703The kikes
>>152287404He’s not boxing silva anymore because his bicep tore off while throwing a punch in training Him and Luke seriously need to retire from all combat sports
>>152286988At least print some merch before throwing in the tower. Would've bought a Team LA hoodie
>>152287885*Towel. Ffs
Heemed off to bed
Whats up vanilla face
>>152287961My spirits now good night
>UFC on ESPN: Royval vs. Kapeending the espn era with a strong card. 3 hw fights
>>152287899All good though
>>152287899Theres no typos hear bud
/heem/ learns to love and forgive themselves
>you know theres no typos going on here bud
Heem learns to love themselves before GTA6
Dern's dad looks like a foreskin
>>152288070Levels.
Throw in the tower sounds like a peach of a schabanism
>>152288040Yeah thats what I meant I fucked up
>>152288103Gay cunt
>>152288116Monitor.
>>152288070your dad is dust in an urn ahahahahahahaha
>>152288137This reminds me of Clozzy and his dead mom
>it’s game over>Urijah wins.
>>152288179Pussi
>fook it, I don’t like losin’>congratulations to the little butt-faced twerp
Dana. Hunter. If you screw my girl over, I will find you and nothing else would happen since I avoid conflicts irl. Final warning.
i can heem every here so easily
>>152288203She should win, Rose looked like shit in every fight lately except the one with Cortez.
>>152288204Not me. Not ever. Id weem you to the birnk of death but i would mercifuly save you because I am an nice person
so what does nunuez plan on fighting more if she wins the belt or is it just 1 fight
>>152288240Merab if he wins
SOLDIER OF GOD!
>>152288255four defenses in a year should allow for the matchup with the female champ. they want equality, give them 5 rounds of it.
remember AI guy who turned everyone into the hulk? I here he's going to be state comptroller in Washington. wow what do you guys think about that?
>>152288318so like he will make matches n shit
>>152288228Both are long range strikers and Rose is very good at that. I don't see Natalia clinching/grappling or making the fight dirty (which is the obvious way to beat Female Leon), so I'm kinda unsure.
>>152288354Retard alert!
https://youtube.com/shorts/zwyF5usEpwI?si=rc2j3qFw_O8JqVDf
womens mma disgusts me
>>152288363Simpin ain't easy
brown people MMA is what disgusts me
>alright guys, Merab & Petr are gonna play pool tonight>Merab breaks
>>152288455>i hear ya bud>i hear ya>im trying to get them out, i got this Yadong kid in my gym
>>152288494>>152288494>>152288494new heem thread
