Ashes - Day 1 of the 2nd test from the GABBAEng 2/98 at tea
this is THE thread
Im an alcoholic
i cant keep up with all this thread splitting ffs sort ya shit out cunts
for me it's /cric/
>>152292815
>>152293231>/cric/ heading to their new thread.webm
For me is a general to talk about the other games and a matchie for specific Ashes discussions
need a fucking STREAM
Test
>>152293285unironically posted in the matchie
Is this the incel/coping volcel general?
>>152293285Ive got a stream right here for you mate*unzips pants**pisses on you*
>>152293285Here you go mate *unzips my fly and pees on you*
>>152293294of course is a lame general thread
>>152293285based grace in dubai
/cric/ is an australian summer of cricket general and the only time it is worth visiting
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>>152293304Unironically true. It's just Britzoloids blogposting the rest of the year.
>>152293309in hindsight this was pretty disgraceful
>>152293309lol why'd he wander off down the pitch like that
>>152293309D O Z Y
>>152293309in hindsight, i'd like to take this back
>>152293309
>>152293314no it wasnt carey threw the ball before he'd even left the crease. he was doing it all day and carey noticed it and took the shot
>>152293282kek
>>152293309Just trying to get on with it
>>152293309fair wicketwhy'd he leave his crease so quickly and didn't even look behind him?
>>152293285streamed dot pk sport7 dot prome dot webcric dot comdaddyhd dot com7 online
>>152293314agreed
>>152293322was he talking to bairstow?because funnily enough that's the only thing i remember bairstow for
>>152293309>through to keeper>obviously not running>end of the over>umpires not watching and already starting to prepare for next overI blame the umps for not calling the obvious dead ball.
>>152293336notice how labuschagne looks behind before moving out of the crease>>152293309notice how bairstow doesntto be fair on bairstow though i wouldnt be all there after watching my dad kill him self when i was young
Reckon if your dad kills himself in front of you it's probably because you left him no other choice.
How the fuck did the poms get out of being fined not wearing helmets? Anyone else would have got pinged for it. Blatant double standards
>>152293336seething lol
>clip of a kid getting heemed by a car in the tea breakthey really need to stick to cricket
>>152293346if Carey had kept in his hands id say yesbut bairstow was leaving early quite a lotcarey throws it as quickly as he can after he gets itsimple as thatbairstow doesnt even look back and like every batsmen tends to look back or at the ump which again bairstow didnt even look at the ump
>>152293336>Throw nowhere near the stumpsWhat an unco fag. Imagine seething for 30 overs then embarrassing yourself like that
>>152293360i glanced at the telly and saw that wtf were they showing it for?
corrpropa gud brekkenberg hairfta be gravumbuliated
reminder>20.1.1 The ball becomes dead when>20.1.1.1 it is finally settled in the hands of the wicket-keeper or of the bowler.dont really see that ball settled in Carey's hand
Reckon mark wood looks like a fucking retard
>>152293340ty
More of a hoop and stick country t.b.h.
>>152293376based law and order cunt. Cornerstone of civilisation
Christ on a bike Nepali batsmen are shite
>>152293376It was "settled" the moment he caught it. But that's somewhat irrelevant anyway because the umpires decide when it is or isn't dead. Like I said, I blame the Umps for not calling it as the over being dumb.This baseball shit is tragic. Should ban running byes when the keeper takes it clearly without any touch as well. >not allowed leg bye if you don't play a shot>allowed byes if you don't play a shot or miss and then runit's stupid.
>wood discussing his injury >its just from fast bowling>11 overs in perth wearing knee pads
>>152293376thishe throws it virtually immediately, there is no break in the playsimple as
>>152293376So what happens in those 1 run needed off the last ball scenarios where the batsman misses it and it goes through to the keeper?Typically the batsmen run and the keeper tries to throw the ball at the stumps to run them out, but actually the ball was already dead?
jewt kek
>>152293309thats OUUTTT
>>152293420consider learning to read
>>152293420well clearly not if the batsmen are running as they are continuing the play and keep it alive by running
>>152293420Youre right mate. Havent been thinking straight since my 8th bundy
>>152293395based x2
>>152293426Not talking about the Bairstow incident but a different hypothetical.
What are you blokes drinking?
>wake up (6.39am)>two ducks
Someone ask Grok and post results
>>152293436hahn
>>152293443Goodmorning sar
>>152293434if the keep catching it meant it was settled then he could never throw it back at the stumps for a wicket, even when its returned to him from the outfield for a run out
its been 8 years and you cunts are still arguing about bairstows dismissal
>>152293432kek
>>152293458>its been 8 yearsIt was on the last Ashes tour, so like, 2 years ago.
>>152293436Only the Very Best for me mate
>>152293462>2 years ago was 8 years ago
>>152293420This is where the rest of the law is important.>20.1.2 The ball shall be considered to be dead when it is clear to the bowler’s end umpire that the fielding side and both batters at the wicket have ceased to regard it as in play.>20.2 Ball finally settled: Whether the ball is finally settled or not is a matter for the umpire alone to decide.So the umpire could have easily decided "yes, it's settled with the keeper, they aren't running and it's the last ball of the over, therefore it's over" but they didn't. They stopped watching but didn't call over.
>england seem to want to baz it againthis finna be a repeat of day 2 of the last test
>>152293465kek
what happens to the ball during lunch/tea breaks?does the umpire just keep it in his pocket?
got to admit new zealand got a better anthem than us, england too
>>152293436Peach iced tea
>>152293470yes
>>152293466>fielding side and batsmen at the wicketso basically Carey didnt consider it dead therefore it is not dead even if the ump was paying attention
>>152293471I never learned the fucking maori words in principle
>>152293472mix it 50/50 with pulpy orange juice
CrawlGOD
>>152293479are you from Christchurch?
>7am in bongland >none of them posting disgraceful. auschads were up till 3am last ashes
>>152293479nothing more kino than the crowd singing volume ramping up when it gets to the english version
>>152293479>chad maori vs virgin pasty kiwi
>>152293484close kek
>>152293492knew it lol
>>152293452Good morning sar
>>152293485Ashes in England is good for ausneets because it starts at 7 and goes till 3Ashes in Australia is just not at a good time for engneets
>>152293436just had some coffee.got some raspberry cordial yesterday so my cunning plan was a couple shots of coffee, then a lot of ice, water and finished with a bit of the cordial. very nice.
evening lads
>>152293481Will do, cheers lad
fucking love when keepers go up to the stumps when a paceman is bowling
>>152293479>Australia will NEVR have boong lyrics for the national anthem because every tribe has their own language and there will never be a consensus on which language to use
>>152293496Perfect time for a swim.
kek Crawley got that swagger going like he's prime Viv Richards or something, rather than someone averaging 30 in test cricket
>>152293479based
>>152293508that's a very good average for an england opener, coping pozzie
The problem with englel is that they cant lose a wicket properly. If they lose it here they immediately collapse. Leteral weakminds
this series could actually go to a deciding 5th testincredible
>>152293471GUARD PACIFIC'S TRIPLE STAR
>deep pain in jaw waking up>totally fine for the rest of the dayI'm sure it's nothing.
DIVE PROPERLY CUNT
Think we need a wicket lads
>Carey withdrew the arm instead of stretching and having a half chanceCowardly Alex Carey.
Fuck I hate Kerry
>>152293524are you me?this but that past two weeks or so
check Carey's bank account after play tonight
>>152293524youre probably grinding your teeth in your sleep lolenjoy the dental bills
>>152293530>not liking KoKWhat, are you gay or something?
>>152293524you might be grinding your teeth
>>152293530But he's number 2 best cricket commentator since the year 2000
>>152293524>>152293531a tooth abscess can kill you btw lads
>>152293535>the dental billsjust buy a mouthguard, problem solved.
>>152293535https://www.amazon.co.uk/Grinding-Clenching-Moldable-Prevent-Bruxism/dp/B092M5W117
>>152293506that's we voted no on Voice, they don't deserve one
Starc Cummins and Hazelwood would have had these nuffies bowled out by now
>>152293535I'm an NHS patient lad, I pay about £20 for a checkup each 9 months and think most procedures are £40, £90 maxI'm a lucky boy as dentists only have to have so many NHS spots and waiting lists to be one can be a couple of years. A lot of people now are having to use the same dentist's private spots and pay full whack
>Every state votes no>Every state parliament goes about setting up their own state voice to parliament and formalising treaties with abos anyway
>>152293543Heave ho hunna
GOME GOTTEM GET FUCKED
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF
FUCK OFFCRAWL BACK TO THE PAVILLION
century status: declined
About fucking time
>test 1 day 2 repeatkeklmaolol even
Sorry lads just jinxed it for Crawley as I just woke up and turned the radio on, then next ball he was out. FFS
>>152293553yes dardGONE FUCK OFF
>>152293035prophetic
GAWN
Crawley confirmed opener until 2035based 5D chess aussies
NEWS JUST IN FROM THE ENGLAND DRESSING ROOMwith light fading Stokes has told his batsmen to get out in a timely manner so he can come out to bowl and get some wickets
lol
well he's out now, he got 75
>light meterwhy don't they just turn the lights on?
Crawley must be great banter on the golf course because fuck sake
>>152293577this just looks like a good night out to me
Had crawly scored a century then legally the bowler whom he scored the most runs off would of had to kill himself.
>>152293583thats your team's highest score this series champ
>>152293577>girl on left behind bloke laying down looks a lot like my ex
>would ofkill YOURself
put the ring lights away and coreys back in the pants lads, crawleys out
>4th time Zacky C has been out on 76
>>152293592i was looking at her for like 2 minutes trying to work out where i recognized her from.
contrary to popular belief dog piss is actually good for lawns
>>152293604fkn greggo the loose unit
>>152293593Yeah, wasn't super happy with that sentance but couldn't be bothered to word it better. Please enlighten me to the correct grammer.
>>152293595>at mums friends house>her daughter had a ring light in her room>had followed her on insta for years >never once saw a picture taken with a ringlight very disheartening moment
Brook out for 22
>>152293592>no tits>no ass>ugly area between shin & ankleyou deserved better
>>152293616t. chasing grace haydenshope the jetskis clean for this weekend fella
>>152293612what is her only fans m8
Why don't we just take more wickets? Are we stalling so we don't have to bat under lights?
>getting in a bar fight with Neser in rural Queensland
if they let root get a 50, aus automatically lose the ashes
>>152293622dont know never actually found her posting anything abt it
>>152293471Just listened to this version we get mogged pretty hard desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhCgcZ0efAA
neser? i hardly know her.
NO WAY LMAO
sorry that ball was deadkeeper had it settled in his hands
>>152293622I know a girl who does onlyfansworse still she has 2 kids and is marriedAnd I found out because she posted a big thing on facebook about it and how its not shameful and is empowering
>bazzing works terribly, lose 2 ducks >slow down a bit and put one some solid runs, crawley gets close to a century>crawley speeds up again and gets out playing a stupid baz shot >brook comes out, decides to baz what the fuck is wrong with them? why are they doing this
>ball was dead achkually
GONE
Nothingburger
Why aren't we winning?
why is the third umpire always a jeet
GOTTEM
>>152293593good morning saar
Too slow with the gloves
>>152293649it aint easy under albanese
>>152293641the only girl i know who did onlyfans deleted it a couple months later and said that she only got like 10 subs from dudes she knew irl and really didn't want seeing her nude
>>152293648dumbass selectors didnt pick Lyon
Brook on course for a brisk 25 and out.
>>152293609would have
>>152293642Yeah but you see mate *tees off* there's a positive vibe about the camp we're positive for the second Test
>>152293657kek dumb bitch
>>152293665kek
cant believe Root has scored his first Australian centurynow we cant call him a hack anymore
>>152293649Gotta make sure izzat is given and taken by someone who gets it
Cummins would NOT have let this happen
hazlewood was about to have an enormous ashesreally our B team with him, cummins, usman and lyon out
>>152293672Root is unironically a better batsperson than Tendulkar, but Tendulkar isn't in the top 20 all time.
>>152293642the comptency of England batting is directly related to the amount of time spent away from McCullum and Stokes in the dressing room
Yeah, I'll have a single to fine leg thanks
>>152293679i could name 6 Aussies that make that top 20 list, could probably name 3 English, 2 Sri Lankan, 3 Windies, 3 Saffas, 1 kiwi but 2 more spots would be hard
>>152293686Enlighten us
What are ya having lads?
ROOOOOTTTTTTAAAAAAAA
>>152293693chiko roll pls
Tendulkar hit runs against everyone and in every country though
>>152293693left over mince, a dozen beers and a cig
Fish dinner please mate
PLUMBREVIEW THAT SHIT NOW.
>>152293693chicken dinner, deluxe burger and a coleslaw thanks mate *hands you $2* keep the change champ
>>152293707settle down marnus
>>152293693ronald looks a bit creepy
Overrated shitters thread?Pointing
This bowling attack is actually fucked
>>15229369312 piece, quarter pounder with cheese, choc shake and a coffee.
Probably a bit too hot for burritos but door dash has a special on wraps lads
Are you blokes enjoying the cricket?
Who is Michael Neser anyway?
australians are shit and australia is rubbish
how would you handle a short ball barrage?
Neser? I hardly know her!
>>152293693i'll get me a pounder with cheese, 12 piece, fish dinner, apple pie and chips ta love
time for spin i reckon
>>152293722I'm enjoying spending time with my /cric/ mates with the criggy on in the background.
>>152293728yfb
rooooooooooooooooot
50>5050>5050>5050>50
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
They really hate that mousey looking bloke.
Dogget is actually so shit and this field is completely fucked
Is Stuart Broad?
Webster wouldve gobbled that
uhh perdon hablas inglis?
>>152293744unironically so fucking true
Doggett is not an international cricketer
>>152293749uh turn the telly on mate you're mistaken
QUEENSLANDER
House to myself this weekend, any lonely boys around…:p
Wish I was back down there lads
>>152293718I'ver never used door dash. kfc only has a 3.95 delivery fee there. it's only a couple minutes drive away plus I can redeem the $25 8 pieces + 4 chips meal anyway.>check out local chicken shop>$64 for a single chicken, chips and drinks meal>other one is $44 for almost the same thingfuck me>>152293723main character in gta 5 iirc
there it isengland win the asheswow
Webster is a good all round cricketer but Australia would rather he not be in the team, they want fucking Inglis, they're obsessed with Inglis
This is some very benign bowling right now, batting could not be easier
>>152293762Fuck i wish. Id be drowning in beers rn if the mrs wasnt here
based smith dropping lyon so he can spend with his kids
>>152293774KWAB
what number do you blokes bat?
England need to beat Australia, because Australia at the moment deserve to lose, and we know New Zealand sure won't beat em next year
>>152293774what she the beer police mate? hahaha nah anyway back to the cricket.
>>152293774I’m nearly two weeks sober mate
>>152293780what's he buying?
Todays the big day for old Joe
>>152293783Haven't played since college, but I batted at 10 and bowled first change.
>>152293783opener, real headcase me
>>15229378311 and I dont bowl
>>152293783Anywhere from 1 to 9
>>152293783more of a golfer actually
Professional 12 man
>>152293783i've never wielded a cricket bat in anger
Fox score graphic is horrible but the ch 7 stream keeps dying
>>152293802All teams should have a wildcard.
>green getting bullied by smith
>>152293783I didn't play outdoor much but I was a keeper and down the order. Indoor I was 2nd duo, used to do tip and run hit into the nets and run every delivery.
Once in an u13s game the enemy team reversed their batting order and won.
>>152293783After i got my brother out
>>152293810It wouldn't even load for me. Had to watch the pirate stream I normally use for overseas matches.
>>152293764Crisp
>mrs left for the weekend for a girls trip to see Lady Gagga>left washing on the line>didn't empty the washing basket>didn't make the bed>left the baby in the cotI'm not touching any of this shit until she gets back. I'm not her personal cleaner.
>>152293825based future divorcee
Ill have Joe Roots wicket thanks
>>152293613Why didn’t it happen
>>152293825those are the actions of a woman cheating
>throw ball at stumps unnecessarily >refuse to bowl at stumps
S. Smith should have a bowl.
Bussiness idea: bowl faster than 130km/hr
>>152293789based, 25 days for me. get the odd urge but not as strong as the first 2 weeks
>>152293837What does MLB stand for? Me Lick Bums?
The wife begged to go to that same gaga concert for over a year lmaoI just played dumb until she realized that was my answer
One would have to be a genuine retard to get married
green isnt very good
give head a bowl i'm thinking
Green has a really brutal looking action but only bowls 130's, I'm sure he'll get injured again and again
>>152293825Be a better man.
Webster would NEVER have allowed this to happen
>>152293825yep don't touch it. she's testing youif it's all cleaned up when she gets back she knows you're a gimp who will always pick up her shit so she can always leave the house in a state
have a look at fat bogan travis pisshead trying to run lol
>Aussies called England Arrogant after the first test>Australian team are now arrogant for not picking Lyon thinking England would capitulatethese selectors need a reality check
Do you blokes enjoy Asian women?
>put on 5kgs in the last 2 weeks
>>152293857nice mateim trying to bulk up as well
Give Carey a few overs.
>>152293856yeah m8, at the price of about $200 down at Ginza
>>152293825>>152293834this. had an ex (now married) text me out of the blue last month after a concert and was dropping heavy hints to get me to take it further. blackpilling moment 2bqh
I feel like a goy cattle slave using chatgpt but it’s so good
>>152293856Only 2D ones who can bowl fast.
>>152293862WE HEARD YOU
>>152293864i literally only use the computer for music, /cric/ and buying car parts theres nothing else worth doing on it
>>152293825you need to clip her round the ears
>>152293857stop boozing, i'm down 3kg in 2 weeks
>>152293868what do you drive knackers?
>>152293868not him, but trying to become like this myself
>How did you know I'm English
>>152293870i know mate i put them on because ive been real heavy on the piss lately
Wouldn't mind seeing some not shit bowling thanks
Root century imminent. Brace for impact.
Don't worry it a flat pitch, Aus will score 0/700
>>152293873CORRR
>>152293877Maybe later tomorrow.
>>152293878brace for hours of the commentators talking about it
Wasting my life, lads
I never get fatI only put on weight when I eat and lift weights
>>152293872just stop using it man. anything else can easily be done irl, and if not its probably not worth doing
>>152293864Heard someone say 'I asked AI' for the first time the other dayMade me feel sick
>>152293885Life is worthless, you can't waste it.
Does Joe root? Not sure, but Steven may
>>152293886why do you eat the weights?
>>152293888my dad announces it every time he needs to look something uptold my sister to ask AI for something when I was last at their house
I will never be fat
>>152293870that's the fuckin way she goes
Need help lads, my girlfriend is shit in bed and just lies there not moving the entire time. Is this fixable or do I just need to break up if I ever want to have good sex again.
>>152293895based me 10 years ago
>>152293896>>152293876
If I were a batsman at the non-strikers end, I would trip the bowler at the end of his run-up
>>152293899get her a dexie prescription and make sure shes takes them trust me on this one
>>152293888Kek, I’d feel like a retard saying it out loud
first time since 2012 nathan lyon has seen his kids
>>152293890Just can't imagine him doing it, especially not to his wife. She wouldn't even feel his four incher since she's Michael Carberry's ex.
>>152293907Explain how one could achieve this
>>152293899Shes got lazy and will only get going for a new guy. Its over
>>152293899you need to take charge and move her around/tell her what to doask her what she'd like to tryif she resists all the above move on
the answer is a bodybuilder gf with the sex drive of a male
Got down 3kg and it got to my head and made some proper fat cunt decisions this week
>>152293912>convince doctor you have adhd (extremely easy to do) >acquire dexie script >give to gf
>>152293912everyone wants to be diagnosed these days so just start planting seeds in her mind that shes adhd
>>152293911> Michael CarberryScorchers legend
Don't see how its feasible to get a gf who isn't a minority
not enough yorkers in test cricket these days
>>152293915Like Nicole Bass?
>>152293920extremely easy to do as well given that all women are retards
bowl of this for dessert methinks
webster inlyon in
>>152293930>make her coffee in the morning >put in a triple shot>why are you fidgeting all the time, you might have adhd?>raunchy sexo ensues
>>152293899she's bored of you coz youre either a dud root yourself or you have an inferior penis
>>152293927no i dont mean that extreme
>Brook>88
>>152293913Suspect this may be the truth>>152293914Have tried at times, even getting a handjob can feel like pulling teeth.
Wish I had some yummy junk food
>>152293937It's a dogwhistle.
what do you lads yell to inform your batting partner that it's a "no run"?
>>152293938move on mate, you can't negotiate her attraction to you
>>152293943YEE - NO NO NOOOO FUCK SORRY MATE
>>152293943FUCKIN WAIT ON
I have to call centrelink to sort out some bullshit problem, will I be speaking to an Indian?
>>152293935Actually have a nice penis I have been told, decent length, could do with a bit more girth but we can't all be perfect. Probably average performance but she just doesn't give me anything to work with.
FUCK YOU ROOT GET A DOG UP YA
>>152293943NO MATEEEE *runs anyway*
>>152293943quietly say "no" and get ran out myself because I lack confidence to yell.
Hisland
Why haven't you taken the yellowpill yet?
Fuck sake
Too high lads.
why is abc full of foreigners. I watched a youtube video on the tunnel fuck up in Sydney and it's some american sounding lebbo, and another was on breakfast a few days ago and had a irish chick.
SAME OLD ENGLANDALWAYS CHEAIN
>>152293959the fact is any non-western woman will make a good partner
YEAH WE'LL HAVE A REVIEW M8
>>152293856yes I miss my weed smoking asian fwb
>>152293959Too scared to speak to women + also hate them at the same time
>>152293959because i want to father normal kids, not mutt sons who will hate themselves and/or hapa daughters who'll only be lusted over by internet weirdos
>>152293943NO!!!!!!!!!These new cunts yelling "yes mate", "no mate", "yes wait", "no mate" annoys the shit out of me, and the absolute worst one is >NO RUNNNNNNNNNN
for me, it's winning the ashes with one bowler
stark difference in the aus attack now
GONE GOTTEM HEIL STARC
GONEGOT HIMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILLION CUNT, YOU ARE OUT
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PITCH CUNT
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF CUNT
Love my pink ball specialist Starcbut just imagine if we had Cummins as well
>>152293856>no tits>anime girland into the trash she goes
Steve smith behaves like a cartoon character
smith actually looked upset he caught him lol prob seething because he wanted a 5 dayer too
Storch is singlehandedly keeping us in the series.
Imagine getting caught out. Wouldn't be me
Literally the only bowler we have man far out
>>152293959awful wife material, every dude I know who married asian, even asian dudes, regret it
god Brook is an arrogant cunt lmao
POOLAPSE
>>152293959aren't you embarrassed, having an albino represent you on the national stage?
>>152293856WHO
just imagine if Root gets stranded on 99*
what a fucking mong
>>152293995Most people can't tell he's Australian because of his retarded accent. Even Aussies think he is South African or something.
>>152293993stokes is worse.
GOTTEM GAWN>>152293931>$8.00>on specialfuck me. I stick to the aldi 10 pack of choc coated, the 4 pack cornetto ripoffs or the 2L silver scoop for $5.50.
>>152294003I guess, but at least Stokes is making the most of the mediocre batting talent he has by playing aggressiveBrook is flushing his down the toilet because he thinks he can just smash anything
Im always amazed that 9/10 of all wickets are pure luck. There was no special talent in that bowl
>>152294002billy ran him through with his BMC.
>>152294006I picked up three tubs when they were $5. The lemon lime is off the chain too, raspberry is just ok.
>>152294014Billy is Mestizo? I never knew.
what the FUCK was Smudge's actual problem with that?
Stokes will go cheaply
>soft handsso a fluke?
>>152294019He couldnt see it
>>152294019you wouldn't get it
morning
>>152294023quick hand him his anti glare strips
>bring in Neser as le swing specialist>don't bowl him under lights
reckon we need to aim for roots nuts
>>152294017whiteboi karl and friendlyjordies are pretty cringe bro. it's sad that they're the most famous australians ever.
can see roots undies when he bends over
>>152294019didn't pick it up and just about shit himself, if you've ever had a near miss and had that adrenaline dump after. Feels pretty shit lol
>>152294030Isn't Friendly Jordie Croatian? You can't be Australian unless you originate from the British Isles. If you don't you're just a guest here.
Australia and New Zealand are the most gay reddit countries
>>152294025Morning mate
>>152294012>he thinks he can just smash anythingthat's stokes and baz making everyone play retarded bazball.
>>152293952There's a small chance. Most of their call centres were outsourced and sent to country areas like Launceston, Dubbo and Hobart by the LNP.
>>152294034He’s half and half I think
>>152294034He's cro with some bosnian in his wider family.
>>152294034>Isn't Friendly Jordie Croatian?dunno but his mouth is abnormally wide. an it's a bit ordinary calling yourself a comedian when you aren't even funny.
stokesy is due for a massive innings i reckon
>>152294034Croat/Slovenian
CAM ON EMGLAND KEEP IT TOGETHER
>>152294043He’s pretty reddit, yeah
>>152294043saw him live once when he was in town. half the people there had left by the time it ended becuase it was just him with a powerpoint preso talking autistically about rome
