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sunbelt hockey edition
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The big game is about to start !!

>>152343117

>>152343117
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>>152343680
based i will! :)

but i much prefer our sápmi song https://youtu.be/AyMdsQOT8vI?t=91

hejå låle låle låå lule hockey
hejå låle låle låå lule hockey
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Remember guys, new chant. Study it!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765048809303746.mp4
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>>152343796
f i n a l l y
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>>152343621
But I'm British and won the last cup?
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>blues tank the season
>pass on mckenna and draft ivar just to dab on the league
>the stenbergian dynasty dominates the league for the next decade
I'm becoming a believer in this prophecy.
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>>152343964
think the shitty garbage blues have bigger problems than that
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these new rags announcers are pretty shit
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>>152343796
>watching 6 month preseasons
season starts in 4.5 months
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>>152343796
This is what happens when hockey refuses to market itself btw
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>152343980
BDS
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Holy fuck Connor Sheary finally did something besides the coaches niece
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my avies :(
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going skiing next week :)
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...so is Colorado gonna show up or nah?
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>>152344021
What are you talking about, hockey is doing a great job marketing itself.
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What can I expect watching Canucks Hockey 2025 tonight? I have heard rumors it is their year...
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>>152344100
What the fuck is heated rivalry
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>>152344154
The homosexual hockey drama on HBO
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I primarily identify with Dominick Mysterio
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>>152344100
>I know there's probably a ton of gay NHL/hockey fans
Any clever replies?
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>>152344212
As expected
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>>152344100
If you need gay smut with a hockey backdrop to get interested in hockey maybe you don't actually like hockey and are just a fag.
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>>152344212
Why don't some countries get flags? Seems shady
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>>152344226
The Toronto Maple Leafs would be the punchline but I’m too tired to come up with a setup
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>>152344212
north american supremacy
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>>152344278
Antisemitism
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>if the rags win this game they move from 7th to 2nd in the metro
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>>152344276
That's a fair point
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Aviebros... it was fun while it lasted but I think it's downhill from here
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>>152344330
It's a gary gare world
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>>152344195
homosexual hockey drama aka /hoc/
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i feel like i can't stand romance novels for mostly woke reasons?
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>>152344195
I'm a working person I don't care for shit on HBO
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an infinite number of canadians walk into a bar. the first one orders a beer. the second one orders 1/2 a beer. the third one orders a 1/4 a beer. the fourth one orders 1/8 a beer etc. the bartender says "you guys need to know your limits" and pours 2 beers.
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>>152344485
that's too bad the pacific was a banger
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>>152344449
I just don’t find them interesting.
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>>152344449
Maybe you just arent a retarded woman or gay fag
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>>152344485
chernobyl was great
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So much this!!
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>>152344449
I usually read sci-fi/fantasy or crime novels
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>>152344639
Why bother reading at all
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my avies!! :))
mackinnon!
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>>152343796
Based
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MacK earning his shekels
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My penguins play tomorrow
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>>152344674
because I enjoy it?
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mackinnon scaaaar
>rags
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Mckinnon is too good
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>>152344721
this is a retard genny, we don't read here
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Igor more like Igpoo
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my avies!!! :)))
nelson!
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The rags defence is so soft, getting bullied out there in front their own net
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oh my dear >rags
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>early (game is the best team in the league against a shitty Rags team
>next game will be two shitty teams not in a playoff spot
>both of these games will be the only ones in their timeslot
How the fuck is Gary so bad at lining up good games? No one's sitting down at 3pm on a Saturday to watch the fucking Teds
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Oh boy, it's 3PM on a Saturday, time for the Teds!
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>>152344742
excuse me for trying to bring some class
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I hope the the teds win a free small bowl of chili for their fans today
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SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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scaaaaaar
we. are. going to. garytime!
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>rags
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>>152344787
It's not like anyone but local fans will be watching either game
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Curious how the panthers reached the final three times just after the rumors of relocation due to low attendance. Also Gary you're a big fat slob of a failure because they still don't care about hockey
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Hraničáři z Nového Jorku
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Name this crew
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played with high stick, i think it looks below the mark
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>>152345036
The Centennials
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wtf is wrong with these refs????? clearly played at face height twice
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>>152345036
heated rivals
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>>152345016
Florida is just a bad place for pro sports. Baseball is a gate-based league, they play 162 games with higher capacity buildings than NHL/NBA, and no one gives a fuck about the Marlins or the Devil Rays
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Braden Schneider has bad situational awareness. He could be Chinese for all we know.
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for me, its Ritter Sport Dark Chocolate with whole Hazelnuts
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get nichuskin off the ice, holy moly
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Miller is born in Palestine?
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>>152345184
a little town in the republic of palestine called lel aviv
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I dont like these minigames
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3v3 was a mistake
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Real embarrassing the Avs are letting the >rags of all teams give them trouble.
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>>152345218
read that as "migrants"
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MacK just strolling around makes it look easy
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my avies!!! :)))
mackinnon!!
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holy crap mackinnon is on fiyaaah
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Nate should have started beating up the refs straight after his goal, just to make a point
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that was a dope goal
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>avs peaking this early only to lose to my Starsies 3 years in a row
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think this Avs annoucer slag is pregnant
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It was offside.
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if all of /hoc/ pooled our money together we could buy one of those 1$ houses in Italy and make it into the /hoc/ club house!
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my avies! :)))
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>>152345366
I could straight up 2k right now, who else?
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>>152345366
based! send me your venmo over the /hoc/ #irc
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>>152345366
i dont think we would get our security deposit back because of all the cum stains mostly concentrated in the flames room
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>>152345404
I have about $160k
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>>152345366
>Not having the clue be located in Canada
Fucking really? All this bitching about Americans stealing hockey from us, and you would want a /hoc/ club located in Italy?
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>>152345366
me and mitch get the master bedroom
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>>152345486
i think you're missing the point of the extremely cheap real estate
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>>152345530
>>152345486
how cheap is real estate in nova scotia?
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>>152345486
milan, italy
/hoc/ is renting a cabin in the olympic village
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>>152345530
if low COL is a concern we should go to the philippines. they speak english and their women love white men
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>>152345530
>Not wanting to host a /hoc/ club in Canada because of real estate
We just let the US steal our sport, lmao.
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>>152345474
imagine the sauna
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>>152345568
expensive because boomers from b.c. and onterrible are retiring and moving here
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alright I gotta head out and do some errands, catch ya later dorks
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>>152345594
fuck. the same thing is happening in maine. it's become a boomer state
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strangle gary to death
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>>152345018
The lottery ball that didn't do shit
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a canadian walks into a bar... mitzvah. because hes jewish
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>AH BLOO BLOO MAINE IS BOOMER AND MY TROONINS ARE MEDIOCRE AH BLOO BLOO
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Does the number 2 draft pick Misa do anything? Is the power gap between a number 1 and 2 on a draft really that big?
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>>152345366
>$1 /hoc/ club house
>renovated by the Italian Winter Olympics committee
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they're jackin it
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1993 is funny because its for two sports
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>Let's analyze the meta for a moment, shall we.

>I make a non partisan, non inflammatory hockey related post. What type of response do i get:

>>an admitted alcoholic loser immediately accuses me of being "the raped bitch"
>>some sober loser immediately calls me retard
>>some next loser immediately tries to make the conversation about the flames
>>next next loser dows the same for the islanders
>>another loser see's my flag, doesn't read the post, but immediately responds with some variation of "fuck canada/youre brown"
>>majority of people ignore the post and instead opt to alert the thread they just took a gigantic shit, just got off work, or what they are having for dinner
>>one anon responds but just repeats what you said back you and deads the conversation
>>unrelated team anime spam

>/hoc/ is tired, predictable, boring, and a waste of time.
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>>152345934
this, so much this.
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Man, I want to like the Panthers but....jfc, they're letting the blue jackets beat them. This team is washed.
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name ONE (1) Tate McRae song off the top off your head rn without looking anything up if you're a true hockey fan
i bet you can't and you call yourself a "hockey fan"
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So they just don't call that tripping and just let them score instead
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>>152346003
i don't even know who that is
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>>152346003
Sports Car
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>>152346003
I wonder if she ever sang about generic nhl player cole sillinger
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Nice
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a canadian walks into a bar. "th- the usual" he mutters, pathetically.
"are you sure?"
"y-yes" *starts to sob*
the bartender calls several contacts from florida
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distinct kicking motion
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>>152345748
Misa is injured and isn't really ready for the NHL. Not really. Schaefer is just really fucking good.
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>>152346003
I've not heard a second of her music. I muted the sound and did other stuff when she was at the all star game
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they've allowed these in the past, I think they just do a coin toss on the kicking goal reviews
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>>152346003
did you know her birth name is Potato
and she's named after the prized Alberta crop?
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Go teds!
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>most dangerous teds
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>>152345748
grier stomped on misa's foot and put him in a walking boot so he could later put him on an ahl conditioning stint, then wjc, then back to ohl
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Why is there no consistency with what refs consider illegal or not? Like it feels like there isn't an actual guideline and they just do whatever they want.
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>>152346402
Flexible rule interpretations = easier to rig games based on sports betting
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>>152346402
Gary can do whatever the fuck he wants
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Merzlikins the Hedgehog & Knuckles
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>>152346120
HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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an american walks into a bar... can't fit through the door kwab
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>>152346431
>>152346466
Yeah, it doesn't surprise me this Jew is more interesting in prioritising gambling addicts than having a fair game.
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>>152346354
I believe you.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765056285884273.webm
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>>152346402
A puck can be deflected into goal by a skate, but can't be kicked in. This shit is entirely subjective and exists for crooked refs
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a canadian walks into 1 bar
he doesn't notice anything
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a swede walks into a bar... he tells a joke and no one laughs
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We all shit in Gary, but do any of you think about who could take his place, and whether or not they'll be worst?
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>>152346879
>we all shit in gary
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>>152346879
i think it's going to be a tribe member from a completely unrelated industry and he's going to be a lot worse than gary
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>>152346731
lol because hes fat, right?
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>>152346920
Now they're gonna win their next road game in regulation
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>>152346879
Bill Daly will inevitably disappoint and maybe even get replaced by Debbie Jordan
And God bless her if she decides to take up that mantle, cause she'll be the focus of every hockey news program every day until she retires
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a canadian walks into a bar.
"why the long face?" says the bartender
"because we havent won the cup since 1993"
"lmao"
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blue jackets need a new logo
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Biz is going to be the next commish
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>>152347146
I approve. What position will Marchand hold?
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Jfc, the area looks fucking empty.
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>>152347171
gary's growing the game
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>>152347109
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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heee shoots and scaaaar
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>>152347139
We can send them to Hamilton, ON and start calling them the Tigers
>we should make them a recently updated Tiger logo, though, the old one is crap
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>kitties
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>>152347356
im pretty sure this is sarcasm but even if it is its keeping me going lol, thank you bro
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These commentators are retarded
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Jesus I hate everything about him
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>>152347501
Why do you hate Jesus?
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How much do you think it would take to convince Gary to offer the game broadcasts in Intersound with absolutely no commentary at all?
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wheels falling off in south Florida
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>city of kitty
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Ah yes, the panthers have been dominating all this season and just been unlucky. Fire that one retard who is commentating this game whoever he is
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>oh, hello /hoc/!
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>>152347139
Blue Jackets need their original logo.
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>Canucks in very last place in the league
>BC Lions choked last minute in the playoffs to eventual winners
>Whitecaps lost to Messi
It's really, really hard being a Vancouver sports fan right now.
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A canadian walks into a bar wearing a laffs jersey.

That's it. That's the joke.
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>the city of New York City
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>>152347157
DOPS
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getting blown out by the jackies at home lol
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An American walks into a bar. He pulls an Uzi out and murders 20 people.
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all the fools before the season started saying the Panthers would 3 peat. SMDH
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A Canadian walks into a bar.
He asks for a bag of milk
Bartender (who’s American) shoots him
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my jackies :)
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>>152347672
Don't forget that the nucks are about to kneejerk-trade their best player who is a generational talent in his prime
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Why did the leaves keep Russia out of the olys?
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>>152347109
But I've seen my country win a lot, and you ?
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>>152347714
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>kitties
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>>152347762
>amateur hockey
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You now remember that the Blue Jackets have played in the Western conference for half their existence.
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>>152347762
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>>152347752
the IOC won't let russia play because they are killing a bunch of people for no reason in a war and also countries like sweden and finland would boycott
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Remember when the kitties looked posed for a 3peat?
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>>152347742
Justifiable homicide. Milk in bags?
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>>152347829
Yes, it vanished as suddenly as the season opened. It was amazing
>like a Copperfield show where he disappears something massive, like Your Mother
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That was clearly a hand pass
Refs are tards
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>literal Canada vs USA game happens
>America loses
>Akshulky the real Canada vs USA game is Edmonton vs Florida
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>>152347685
Jen
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are you a baby cow?
are you a >laffs
if not, you shouldn't drink milk
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The leaves murdered injuns in orphanages, we should boycott them.
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kitties scarrr meow
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hey guys gary here

make sure to check out my holiday gift guide
thanks
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uh oh, codumbass
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>>152343796
try naming your team the Miami Panthers you fucking retard
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>>152347919
THANK YOU, GARY

Everyone, Thank Gary
>it's Gary Thanking Time, lads
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>>152347914
That was literally debunked.
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>should be 5-1
>is actually 4-3

Thank you Gary
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>>152347960
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
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>Challenging a borderline at best "missed stoppage" while still holding a two goal lead halfway through the game
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>>152347968
Refs are so retarded
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>>152347873
Probably, I thought you weren't allowed to touch the puck at all in the offensive zone if it leads to your teammate getting it
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I scored a laffs jersey for just $30 at Costco.
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>>152347968
Gary clearly has an agenda
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>>152347993
With your hands obviously
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johnny gaudreau is watching the game in heaven right now. he's sitting on the couch with abraham lincoln and george of the jungle and they are sharing a bowl of popcorn
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>>152347997
>Can't wait for Putin to take over you fags.
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>>152348032
Ted is manning the grill
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>>152347997
the Johnny Somalis will prob beat him to it
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>>152348032
George of the Jungle died?!
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>>152348006
You're a small guy
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>>152348088
yeah gary killed him during an offseason hunting trip
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>>152348006
Based
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>>152347977
>intentionally move your hand to play the puck
>uhh, actually it was a deflection, doesn't count
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>>152347996
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>>152347977
Not borderline, it was obvious
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>Remember when the kitties looked posed for a 3peat?
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nuckies mentioned!!!!!
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kitties scarrrrr
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>>152348052
swedecucks will toe the line when the Russians get there
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This is so rigged I can't even watch the rest
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>>152347829
Injuries and no Barkov will do that
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>>152348193
Russia would cease to exist if they attack us.
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>>152348197
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>>152348227
>attack
Jen, they'll walk in.
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>fourfull draw in Sunrise, FL
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>>152348273
They can try.
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Oh my, all those shitposts, and now it's tied, faggots.
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jackies scarrrr this match is a real clown show!
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>Russia taking over Sweden
Isn't that country going to shit? How the fuck will they be able to integrate Sweden when their own country is a trash fire?
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i wonder how good the florida panthers arena concession is
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This is getting a little ridiculous
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>>152348292
>try
No need to try, it's just swedecucks. Just walk in.
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>>152348332
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>>152348333
Last I checked Russia is still fighting over some trench against a third world country so we shouldn't be too worried
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>>152348348
a beer is 15 American dollars
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>>152348360
This is why we need a 3-2-1 system
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>>152348363
They can try.
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>>152348333
Putin can have the leaves, too.
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>>152348204
I never knew how pivotal Barkov is until he got injured
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>>152348381
You're worried, swedecuck.
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>>152348387
well that's pretty standard i suppose
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>>152348404
>try
No need to try. It's swedecucks.
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>>152348411
You must be a total fucking retard to not understand how important Barkov is to a roster
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and here is the flipside:
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>>152348457
hmmm my team is not on this list even though the owner is a multi billionaire.
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Why is he seething this time?
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FUCK YOU GARY I'M NEVER BUYING A JERSEY
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>>152348457
You pay 13.25 CAD for a draft in Toronto, BUT it's an 18oz draft
so it varies by quality and quantity from location to location
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>>152348504
you get what you pay for
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>>152348539
i'm sure they just sell bathtub-tier swill in the laffs arena
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>>152348537
gary will read this post. then he will find you. then he will kill you.
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>>152348567
Coors, Miller Lite, and Molson
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i've got miller lite running through my veins
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>>152348471
>No need to try. It's swedecucks.
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jen he does look like that
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>domestic American lager
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>>152348610
I dare him to try
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the refs must be furious the panthers are still finding a way to lose
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Uh oh, we got a tough guy in here.
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>scorefull draw at the Coca Cola Coliseum
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jovo is a nuckies legend
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im a tough girl
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>>152348694
>Raped fucking bitch
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I'm a beautiful woman
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>>152348697
>amerimutt thinking about back dicks again
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bedard is a sweet treat
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>>152348767
very high in sugar, he is
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I will never be a beautiful woman. I really don't think I could handle the pressure of having tits and being desirable, though
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>>152348777
my zest-o-meter just exploded in flame while analyzing this gif
also checked
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pekka sounds like pecker lol
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>>152348806
you just reminded me of that picture of Mikael Granlund's thick cock
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>>152348762
>thinking about back dicks
Seems to be your pastime, swedecuck.
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>mfw my nuckies play tonight
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>most dangerous lead in Shawinigan
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Jackies SCARRRRRRRRRR
FUCK YOU GARY
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>>152348883
I can't wait. It's always fun watching Hughes and the Canucks.
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>the city of Kitties
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>>152348849
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marchand scarrrrr
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lmao marchand is elite even though he's 50 years old
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stay in your seats, folks!
>ted5
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1993
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>>152348942
grandpa marchand showing them whippersnappers how it's done
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millennial pride worldwide
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>>152348943
Gary, I just don't enjoy sunbelt or expansion hockey
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Teds/Kitties
Once a meme matchup, forever a meme matchup
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAKE SOME FUCKING TRADES GARY
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I have a theory as to why all of these old guys are getting so many points despite their age. In today's NHL, it's no secret that the talent has been watered down by there being 32 teams. So what that means is there are more shitters who are just there to fill the roster instead of young up-and-comers who can offset their inexperience with speed. Therefore old slow guys who have a ton of experience and hockey knowledge have a much easier time outmaneuvering the opposition than they would were the league smaller and more skilled.
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>>152349058
andy moog
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>>152349081
Yeah
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>>152349058
nice christmas goalie
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The panthers have not gotten enough shit for how awful these winter classic jerseys are. Why wouldn’t they just use the original logo?
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>>152349125
gary thinks the nostalgia will make it so they fly off the shelves
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>>152349046
just wait for the side deals bro
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>>152349150
Weaponized cap space incoming
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>>152349125
>Why wouldn't Gary do a little turn on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, Gary's does his little turn on the catwalk
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>>152349058
:)
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>>152349125
Looks shittier than a beer league team.
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>>152349081
I believe that theory
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Hey guys I took a 12 pound marner this morning
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>>152349244
that's one of them "find bloodstains in your undies later in the day" type marnies
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>>152349244
Draft eligible 2044
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>>152349261
>find bloodstains in your undies later in the day
much like trb did at the end of 04/17/2022
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SCARRRRRR kitties dang it's a 6-6 goalful tie
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>>152349081
Pretty much.Theres additional factors too like Zoomies being both more mentally and physically fragile, and an over reliance on analytics versus common sense and intuitive strategy.
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>>152349244
Mazel tov
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>>152349244
mazel tov
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>a dozen points and draw in Sunrise
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One of the most exciting games of the season in Florida this afternoon.
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we have seen 12 (twelve) goals
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>>152349081
young players that could offset their inexperience with speed was more the exception not the norm. players like selanne, mogilny, marty st louis or even derek roy or pierre marc bouchard those types of players were the "exception" not the "norm". players that have "skating" issues are always more common than players that could outskate their inexperience. but now because we are in a 32 team league, those players with bad skating are playing in the nhl on an every night basis. it doesnt matter if crosby is 37 years old, the 20 year old who was never even able to skate at an nhl level in the first place was never going to keep up with him anyway.
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well that was a bad time to take a penalty
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>>152349306
>>152349312
Thanks guys
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columbus coach is fuming kek
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>>152347933
Oh my science not the heckin' Gaymmalsomalivenskbyarinooo!!! Putler is a racist who hates Svenmalis!!
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not watching the game just the nhl gamecast and seems like the Panthers are always on the pp.
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>>152349417
>>152349501
Why are you still fucking here you raped faggot
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It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWuTxQywMQA
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>>152349348
Yeah, and also not only will the old guys produce more, but so too will the high talent new guys because of all the pylons on the ice
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>>152349508
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>>152349508
the BJ's have a lot of snot
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>>152349498
Don't you have a street to Marner in instead of in this thread, you braindead faggot?
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>Brandon Gaunce is still alive and playing for the Blue Jackets
Hmm, interesting. I never knew.
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>>152349335
The final score with be 6-7 and the gen alpha will howl
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>>152349607
Nice
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Currently drinking and driving
Kwab go flames
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>>152349642
Sean Higgins, how did you get out of prison?
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>>152349607
Just like the meme!
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7 got 6 after 7 8 9
haha
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>>152349732
That Cherry Joe knows puck.
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Marchand is such a little shithead KEK
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>after789haha
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i wonder if seth jones misses getting to shower with bedard all of the time
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>>152349811
How does he keep getting away with shit like this?
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>>152349811
>Hey bros which play are we drawing up?
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if we had a team shower, i would look at all of your penises and judge
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woman on tiktok hate carter hart
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SCARRRR kitties win
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tragedy averted
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>>152349918
thank you lord Gary
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This is the TSN Turning Point of the Panthers season.
3-peat on the way!
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'eads!!
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>>152349930
>what if we shaved our eyebrows and then drew them back on with a felt pen
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We in the dead hockey zone, 30 + minutes until the next game.
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>>152349918
FUCKING L E L
>67
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>>152349967
minors leagues are on, also college
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>>152349732
>premadonna's
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>>152350016
>dynasty
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>>152349828
>>152349858
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>67 brainrot nigger faggot zoomie zoom zoom culture in /hoc/
I sincerely hope every single person who did the hand gesture commits suicide.
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Good evening fags, leafs, swedecucks and assorted hoc flotsam. My panthers won again.
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>>152349930
isnt a thin upper lip usually an indication of a certain kind of (((person)))
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>>152350075
>My panthers won again
>4 straight losses
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>Enemies turned bffs
I love happy endings
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Saturday is Garypointday!
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>>152350057
Good evening saar
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>>152350145
>two straight Stanley Cups
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>>152350075
My rangers slopped it up and got a loser point :)
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>>152350239
and the arena is still empty... sad
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a little nshl action for the habs/laffs game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb5R43U-XY0
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>>152350075
Congratulations on still being second to last in the conference
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>>152350293
I'd rather watch Biznasty on the TV.
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>>152350307

1993
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>only player in Florida Panthers history to have his # retired
>less than 10k people showed up to watch
Sad!
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>>152350378
not an international tournament
>inb4 you post the same low-iq image replies as usual
still not an international tournament
if gary expanded into mexico city and they won the cup you wouldn't say that mexico won
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>>152350307
>Congratulations on still being >laffs
Fify
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>size 39 pants are normal for a human
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>>152350420
Tldr

1 9 9 3
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>>152350409
You could tell the jersey retirement in Vancouver meant way more to him.
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>>152349942
>>152350012
Leave /hoc/ you fucking unfunny raped fucking loser faggot
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>>152350504
now THIS, this is a good post
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>schedule a panthers game at the same time as an inter miami game
>literally nobody shows up to the panthers game
>messi still more popular with locals than barkov and tkachuk
jen kek even
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>>152350449
Obviously. The Canucks fans know who he is.
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>come to /hoc/ for habs/laffs
>first thing I see is this>>152350504
>close /hoc/
>go find somewhere else to shit post about the game
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>>152350533

> 1993
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>>152350533
Florida sports has stolen so much joy from Western Canada these past two years and the people there seemingly don't even care.
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>>152350558
>trb crying about being a little bitch again
kek, kwab n' bud won
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>>152350533
There are no white people in south Florida.
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>>152350558
No place better than this, you're tilting at windmills
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>>152350533
Non whites love soccer
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>>152350625
why does trump love it so much then?
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>>152350638
cause he hates winter, and also he's a war criminal and a pedophile
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>trb still crying all these days later
why did bud's win leave him so emotionally fragile?
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mon habitants...
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>>152350533
Wow Lionel Messi is more popular than hockey

SHOCKING NEWS
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>>152350533
THE GAME IS GROWN, END OF
STOP THESE ANTISEMITIC ATTACKS
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>Kucherov and Vasi out
Not looking good for my Bolts…
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>The sunbelt WILL care just let me be commissioner one... more... season...*BEEEEEP*
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>>152350733
Retard. Do you also need AI to tell you what to have for breakfast?
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>>152350767
AIs most practical application is recipe creation
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>>152350765
Gary will never beat NASCAR. The Jew fears stock cars.
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Predators want to get past my bussi
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>>152350786
take bud and add 1. let proof. the tbg will become trb. let trb boil for 1329 days
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if Habs strike first they win
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>>152350558
Because we need to tell that rapes fucking loser that spamming the general 24/7 isnt fucking welcome anymore
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Todd ups his song game once again
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>>152350767
But I did have breakfast
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>>152350789
Michael Jordan is going to dismantle NASCAR. The Frenchs should've never let a ninja be a team owner.
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>We
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For me, it’s Denny Hamlin
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HERE COMETH THE BRUIN
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>laffs
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Michael “Michael Bunting” Bunting
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young: habs
restless: >laffs
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>>152351000
Good one Mum
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I thought Kyle Bukkake was doing Flames games this year.
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our home ON native laaand
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not sleeping at 3 am so I can watch my bluesies get assblasted again
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>>152351047
good morning sir
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>>152351047
Sovl
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let's get it
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>the city of Salt Lake
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I really want to see Wolf's face get smashed in.
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Cotter now playing for the Devils
>welcome back
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bussi in net for carolina, neat
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6
7
https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1997458379632161104?s=20
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>>152351149
>>
Bussi is tight tonight
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>>152351157
idgi
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Bussi=kochetkov>Andersen
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caufield? more like cutefield
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>>152351197
it's supposed to be "funny" but instead it's annoying and THAT is the point, kids love being morons and dickheads, god bless'em
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gen alpha is avant garde
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scoreless draws
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SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>just like my most dangerous lead
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My canesies :)
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Nikishin just heemed that nigga
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i sat on santa's lap at the mall today and asked him not to deliver any presents to the sunbelt
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snow is just dust and water
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it's over
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>>152350871
Hey loser, spamming the general isnt welcome anymore
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>he said he committed a misdemeanor at a local mall
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>>152351357
anon... santa doesn't exist>>152351356

you got raped at the mall
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Dressed as a Santa today and went to a mall
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slaf should've horse-collar'd him
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>>152351386
that's labatts
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predz boutta lose 10-0
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU STRIPY
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>>152351424
kek and true
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>finnish goaltending
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>Dear Gary,

>Today, I learned that Santa Claus(St Nick) reads /hoc/ and posts on there sometimes, too. The children must be thrilled;
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shot the puck, demidov
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>>152351533
enjoying bud1329?
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>>152351407
that's a lie from the debbie
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>>152351533
Today I learned you're a fucking janny who cries like a faggot whenever someone calls you a raped fucking faggot
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c'mon, habs!
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>>152351630
wha
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>>152351630
slavs lol
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>>152350666
just like my farter shart
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>>152351630
Ok. Why did you want to show us this? I think most of us know of On Hockey.
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business idea: display SOG in binary
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Gary Bettman
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scare some goals, it's boring
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01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110100 01100001 01110010 01100100 01100101 01100100
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>>152351853
Should have watched the Panthers/Blue Jackets game.
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01101110 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100
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>>152351834
Binary, duodecimal and hexadecimal are the only number systems worth using.
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>>152351868
01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011
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Preds are getting rectally ruined
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>>152351630
I speak simplified English
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>>152351930
that's cromulent
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the first period solved nothing
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MEAL

Fried chicken breast (almond flour) in a tomato basil mozzarella sauce, mixed in some mushrooms and zucchini, and accompanied by rice and salt n pepper chicken wings go flames
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wtf i thought biz was only on tnt
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>>152352066
Him and Bieksa and a lethal combo.
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>>152352036
>>>>/ck/
>>
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>>152352036
yummy
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>>152352036
Disgusting
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>>152351989
St. Louis talked a lot of shit before the season
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My canesies are winning desu!!!
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NEW
>>152352201
>>152352201
>>152352201
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What are we thinking for dessert guys
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a geek but a freak in the sheets
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>>152343796
Your team is shit and run by retards.



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