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Hockey Night in Canada edition.
/hoc/vious: >>152343796
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Ice cream incoming
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MxX9CsSFnc
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>hawc dawg
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On behalf of all /hoc/ posters I would like to publically state that we are sickened and disgusted by the disturbing allegations against former Vancouver Canucks 40 goal scorer Ryan Kesler. If he did indeed shove his foot into a sleeping girl's cooter while simultaneously smooshing his own erect phallus with her foot then that, I must say, is fucked up.
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#believeallwomen is so 4 years ago im not reading all that
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if I post what anon already posted last thread then I'll have some (You)
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>>152352269
worth noting this happened the day after george floyd died
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>>152352276
It's just a bunch of bullshit meant to deface the legacy of a Canucks legend.
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justin bourne is dressed like fred rogers
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>>152352291
just posted it
youzz too late tyrone
and thats the og (exceptional)
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>>152352253
I really hope he's convicted because he's a faggot
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>>152352325
impressed
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DESSERT

vanilla ice cream with sprinkled turtles hot chocolate and whip cream, topped with a drizzle of caramel sauce and finished with a cherry go flames
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second period is about to began
come cuddle me on the couch
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Pacific is so dogshit flames can actually make playoffs…
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>>152352350
I finished on your moms cherry
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>>152352360
Just like my Islanders
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>>152352360
Same goes for the Canucks. Going to be an interesting playoff race!
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If Quinn Hughes is traded then that means Elias Pettersson will become captain
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>>152352351
>oh you're watching hockey?
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bud won
trb lost
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>>152352351
NO Kesler I will NOT be sitting anywhere near you
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swayman playoffs do you guys think if swayman plays they'll make playoffs I don't think if they don't use playoffs swayman swayman they won't make playoff swayman
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>>152352419
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Hurricanes are out shooting preds 23-5
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>>152352416
kek
kesler the nonce
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Berube always looks either enraged or befuddled
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Just had a thought that I could tell my grandkids I was there when Mammoth started but then I realized I won't have any
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Dustin wolf has been good this game
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so, i woke up and my foot was on his penis
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>>152352323
Duchene comes back tomorrow. Some rando approached him in the parking lot at Frisco earlier today and he confirmed. Possibly one or both of Harley and Nils too
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>>152352479
if you want i'll impregnate your bussy
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>>152352479
i hope you find a beautiful turkish wife, sven
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going back to school in January bro's
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>>152352416
Feet posting on hoc again?
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>>152352498
luv me some good news
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>>152352516
I got my ged two years ago at 31 years old
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>>152352516
_/_/_/_/_/
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>>152352485
>Your honour I object, it was in fact HER foot that was on MY penis!
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[good news]
the soccer panthers won the mls cup
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Fun fight. Reminds me of the good ol days.
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>>152352546
involving whom?
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>>152352516
Good for you dude!! It’s never too late! If you’re undecided then boy oh boy I’ve got the school for you!!
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>>152352543
>Then she put HER penis on MY foot, the bastard!
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Fun fact, some of the assassins of Caesar were motivated to do so because they found Caesars habit of rubbing his wife's feet at partys undignified
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>>152352573
gary and gritty
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>>152352545
mls has messi, nhl has bussi
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>>152352577
>the connor bedard school of bussiness
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>>152348348
I accept their concession.
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>>152352573
Lomberg and O’Brien. Average fight, nothing special. But still fun to see,
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My penguins (:
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>>152352685
o’brien is a good nova scotian boy
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so have the habs given up on montembeault or what
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et le but!
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GOALFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>152352742
he's playing tomorrow
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lol based z
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>>152352742
never
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yet another strange commercial direct from gary. why is the burger angry? and more questions besides...
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No man can penetrate my bussi
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>>152352877
That Mangiapane looks unnatural.
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>>152352877
Its marketingfag speak for spicy
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>>152352918
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my broons need to get pucks deep
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i bet that celebrini and smith are both sitting on the couch while holding hands and watching Heated Rivalry
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>>152352877
The interns are always watching
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>>152352877
>now you go in the back and make me a whopper!
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>2nd period ended
>Still no goal
Cone on.
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nuke all refs
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toronto gets powerplays for falling
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>>152352877
>angry burger melty
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It's Gary's fault the teds blew a 4-1 and a 6-4 lead and couldn't score on an overtime power play.
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Holy flames are legit elite
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>>152353129
にぇ
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>>152352516
Good luck! I'm finishing up my certification program next january
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>>152353155
I don’t get it
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i wish maid was more easily accessible
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>>152352269
I always knew crosby was based
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>>152352350
yum :)
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>>152353206
earlier this season when flims were bottom last and flamiacs were floodposting
those were the top 5 at the time
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caufield is a backdoor SLUT
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>>152352351
I'll hug you as well since the gym didn't go well
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>>152353280
hes my chocolate and hazelnut filled slut
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Flames are elite at tanking, if they were trying to win they'd be in a playoff spot
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>>152353311
STILL mad that the bank of montreal didn't sponsor their home jerseys
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>>152353324
Least it isn't TD
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garytime in east hants
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Why are flame fags coping this fucking badly?
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>>152353324
the only thing montreal in bank of montreal is the address of their home office everything else is in toronto
>t. desjardins lunatique
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how wonderful is it that brandon bussi's name is literally pronounced as "bussy", and he's also an elite goaltender? normally you can only have 1 and not the other
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>>152353321
>zero first overalls
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>>152352253
If one of his vids Shannon explicitly states he never liked Kessler when he played for his 'nucks? What does Shannon know that we don't?
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>>152353395
too much meat
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>buttazoni?
this dude has to make it to the chel
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>>152353439
Unlike my Islanders
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>>152353448
Shannon knows what we all know: his passport is American
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>>152353036
cute :3
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>>152353324
Please, they moved everything to Toronto back in the 70's. If a Quebec Bank had to sponsor, it would be Desjardins or National Bank.
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>>152353038
they're incredible
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are bedard and brini gonna make team canada
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>>152353448
there were lots of rumours going around about kesler being a shitbag when he was playing for the canucks, the worst of which being that he slept with corey schneider's wife (which is why kesler was traded).
also there are lots of vancouver locals with stories about how they ran into kesler and he was a cunt
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>>152353488
>they moved everything to Toronto back in the 70's.

That's what happens when you let terrorists roam your streets
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>>152353499
nein
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>>152353511
So when are they going to move out of toronto then?
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friedman just confirmed that the neutral zones in the olympic arena are going to be fucking minuscule. also the ice is going to be SHIT
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>>152353540
warum?
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>>152353499
they were but now that the ice is small they're going to swap them both out for reaves and lucic
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>>152353561
Isn't there an arena in turin or something from the 2006 olympics? Why not just play there.
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>>152353552
Unfortunately there's nowhere left to go thanks to Pierre Elliot Trudeau
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>>152353583
brini disappears against top competition and bedard is a manlet
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Trotz should be banned from HoF eligibility for what he's done to the predditors
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>>152353611
>neets in charge of understanding scheduling
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>>152353667
1993
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>>152353611
can't. they transformed it into a homeless shelter
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>>152353695
proxyfag
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>>152353652
kek
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>gary peddling cheap christmas ornaments on hnic
just shameless
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Preds are getting butt blasted desu
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Can't stop farting
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Can the bolts get a goal already?
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>>152353611
There’s no arena in Europe 200ft long. Arenas are 60m which is 3ft shorter. God it’s unbelievable how dumb some of you peoole are.
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>>152353821
I thought euros played on olympic ice?
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Why not play the olympics in the saddledome?
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>>152353821
is it?
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>>152353821
what's the point of your continent
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>>152353765
>this is gary's marketing scheme for the nhl
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>yuros: can't imperial
>burgers: can't metric
us canadians are comfortable with both
it's just basic maths
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>>152353905
I'll add that idea to gary's weekly powerpoint deck
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>>152353943
Europe is unironically is coolest place on earth
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>>152353954
It's really not.
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i can't see the puck but that won't stop me from greentexting team and goalie names when a goal is scored
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>>152353981
It's really is
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>>152353853
Sizes can vary, olympics can be played on ice much narrower than our rinks
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>>152353954
>>152353981
>It's really hot
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>>152353996
Is that right?
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>>152353821
Gary knows since 2019 that this rink was supposed to be Euro size.
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>>152353948
I'm still uncertain how much a yard is. Like 1 yard I can kinda imagine as 3 feet. But anything past 10 yards and I just don't know the scale of it.
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>>152353943
when the nhl iihf and ioc made the agreement that there would be nhl players playing at the olympics bill daly said it had to be on a 200 foot ice surface.
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>>152354021
a yard is a metre or something
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SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Play olympics on bandy ice
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if I was a goalie I'd throw the puck into my own net after every whistled-down glove save
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>Stetcher would be a Norris candidate if he was taller
Sometimes I forget how utterly fucking insane these Sportsnet people are.
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Situation room once again fucking over Tampa.
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>>152354027
But they have no problem with NHL games played on a different size?
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>>152354080
Gary has withdrawn his sponsorship
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it do be like that innit
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neat
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RITCHIE RITCH BITCH
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You can’t make this fucking stuff up man. Fucking no call on a penalty, then 30 seconds later Toronto calls in a penalty, then a guy’s stick breaks during it and the Islanders score. Nuke Toronto.
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>>152354177
We back in 2005?
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>>152354167
Fuck you Tampa
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was that shannon on the leafs game?
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The preds are getting ass blasted
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the Nashville Predators are not a professional hockey team
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Miraculous game by Wolf. Sir is redeemed.
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>>152354177
Now that is AWESOME
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>>152353459
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>wolf about to shutout
>hoc pretend they can't see it
volumes
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God dammit, bolts.
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Canesbros it’s over
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>too
>much
>man
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>>152354289
Can’t beat the refs
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>too much man in New Delhi, ON
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>>152354331
32nd ranked power play
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mcavoy healing all nice and good like after his devastating facial incident
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Has Shannon reviewed it yet?
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Insane that wolf isn't making team usa
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that was some silly shit
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BREAKAWAY CLAPPER!
also wtf was dobson doing on that
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>dobshit

He just gave up
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swaydog
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ALLEZ LEZ BLEUS
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>>152354377
Doesn’t matter. It’s a four minute penalty that never should have been called. And halfway through it Guentzel got blatantly slashed on a shorthanded break and there was no penalty.
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SCOTTY ROCKET :)
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My leafies :)
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>dobson
patrick still has a grudge against our hasbs
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Looks like i wont be using the kitchen after the game
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So what is olympic ice gonna be like. Super wide and really short?
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>>152354177
BASED
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>>152353453
What if buttons
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>>152354478
yeah, just like my DICK
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>>152354466
Would take her on a Starbucks date desu
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>>152354380
his injuries sound nasty. imagine eating blended chicken and rice
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>>152353561
>believes jewish lies
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>>152354450
Don't fucking let a 32nd ranked power play score on you
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>>152354443
he's elite tonight :)
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The most dangerous lead in Raleigh
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F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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my Bruinsies!
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>>152354524
>Yeah bro who cares if the refs are just blatantly making up rules just uh deal with it
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>>152354510
gross! if i was him i'd just eat ice cream
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>>152353821
>discount German bubbling about metric
We should have left you to the depravity of the nazis
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>>152354478
60x26, which is weird because it’s NHL width and International length. Typically international hockey is played on 60x30
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>devils
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>>152354543
preds are mounting a comeback you may be right
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>152353954
Its no turkey
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>>152354568
>NHL width and International length
well it's the best of both worlds I guess
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>>152354555
Our Broons! :)))
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>>152354576
JLMI
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Peeke of Hockey!
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TAMPA GAY SUCKS AND THEIR FANS SUCK TOO
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>>152354621
just like my islanders
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>>152354576
buy him back
ill consider it
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>>152354621
You’ll never live to see the Islanders win a cup.
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Sorry, LGBTning+
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Bruh when does winter go away
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>>152354282
DON'T JINX IT
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>>152354450
Nah, if one of the players stick didn't fucking break, they could've prevented that pp goal.
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joshua with the BLATANT chicken wing on that stick
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xhekaj is a fucking idiot. shitty pass to dumb penalty
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Theeeeeeeeeeee Bruins Win!!!!!
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>>152354643
it hasnt even begun here and i love it
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>>152354643
anon, winter hasnt started yet
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my broons :D
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>>152354629
You'll never be a respected hockey franchise
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>>152354673
It's been -20 all week brother.
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>>152354576
With Bo Horvat on your team, the Isles will always be respected league wide by those who know hockey.
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>>152354689
eat shit lmao
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>>152354643
it just started. it won't end until march or april
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>>152354629
sometime in the next decade they are gonna have an epic flash in the pan type of year where they go to the finals only to choke and miss the playoffs the very next season.
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>>152354708
Holy sunbelter
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>geekie on pace for 60 goals
where the FUCK did that come from
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>>152354681
Won three cups this century, who cares what you think. Enjoy your bus ride to work tomorrow.
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>>152354685
Don't give up a power play goal to the fucking 32nd ranked power play you sore fag
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>>152354718
there's no snow on the ground yet but it has snowed
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Can we get a "refs you rock!" chant going?
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>>152354736
***
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>>152354736
All three forever asterisks
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>>152354739
ywnbaswogtj
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Habs playing not to lose. Very sweaty last 2 minutes.
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Tusks down. It’s over.
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>>152354758
Meanwhile in a quarter century, Canada can’t even win an asterisk cup. Surely importing four million more Indians will help, right?
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Bussi has been exposed tonight
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>******
>******
>******
>******
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>>152354801
Idk why you people act like america is whiter than canada
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did you know the US has over 70 million mexicans
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>>152354789
there's always next year :(
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>>152354808
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>>152354824
Oh I'm sure Gary will gift the Mammoth a deep playoff run either this season or next. It's kind of his thing when it comes to new expansion teams
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>>152354828
>smacks ass
see you in the showers
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>>152354710
That’s already happened twice
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Tampa Bay lost twice to the Islanders this past week
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>Wolfie shutout
>/hoc/
>b
>t
>f
>o
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Guys, Gary has nothing against the bolts, right? I'm just being paranoid...right?
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>gary I'm sending you 50k right now just please please please let us win this game I need it badly I bet a lot of money on it
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*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!
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You are here because the outside world rejects you.
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BIG

W O L F
O
L
F

SHUTTY
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>>152354923
Nah i reject the outside world despite it being welcoming to me
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>>152354903
Gary loves the state of Florida
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well well well look at that
hasbs in garityme
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Hulk Hogan just lost to Yokozuna at Ki g of the Ring 1993 :(
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>>152354889
Reminds me of when the Islanders lost two years in a row to Tampa in the ECF. In fact, reminds me the Islanders have never won a playoff series against Tampa.
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>>152354847
I completely forgot about that time kraken upset aves and then reverted to shit
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>>152354923
No, I rejected the world long before any of that
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It’s always fun reading Canadian Habs posts in a goofy French Canadian accent
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>>152354936
we call him garebear here
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Skinner Dinner time
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>>152354923
I'm here cause I genuinely like posting with the bros. Theres no other place thats better than /hoc/
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>>152354965
Thanks fren :)
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>>152354957
i do my best
desu i learned most of my english watching south park
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>>152354943
What's Tampa done since
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>>152354923
I failed to make real friends in college/high school and am doomed to be here forever
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>>152354960
If they win the cup this year, I WILL buy a Skinner Dinner, ON
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>>152354991
they wont even make the playoffs bud
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>>152354977
Scale of 1 to 10 how assmad are you?
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>>152354923
im banned from most local bars
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>>152354974
Grim yet based
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>>152354975
Went to the cup final again the next year. What have the Islanders done since? Misses the playoffs twice and got bounced in the first round twice kek
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>>152355010
0
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SELFISH nylander, SELFISH
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>>152354974
based
I learned mandarin from watching streams
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>>152355025
And Tampa?
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Time to watch Duke assblast virgina
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>>152354885
and it will happen again, as is tradition
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>habs playing for the shootout
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>>152355059
What do you expect them to do, win the cup every single year?
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Yo I fucking hate 3 on 3 garytime
Put it back to 5v5
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Noah Dobson is worse than Lane Hutson on a power play lol
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'eads
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matheson had that wide open but he couldn't raise it
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>>152355033
oh stephen.. just when I thought it couldnt get any worse...
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>Rielly out in the final minute of OT
Wtf is Berube thinking.
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TINY HAT SPOTTED!
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biz hoping the laffs eke this one out or else he has to eat crow
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don't put suzi in the garyout please
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>>152355162
where? are jews a thing in canada?
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Just want to play vidya
This shit game never enda
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imagine losing to the 2025 blues
kek @ snes
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>most dangerous lead in Boise, ID
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>>152355219
there's only so much they can do with an alcoholic coach and a shit goalie
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>>152355217
They are currently being pogromed
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>>152355241
Seething troonins fan
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My Debbie’s ):
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I am probably the only fucker in my area that supports the bolts.
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that's my lil caufield
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Nothing better to get excited about than Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey on a Saturday night!
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Fucking nylander
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Speaking of shootouts im going to play darktide
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THAT'S MY TEX
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>>152355270
lewd
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Nylander doesn't care anymore
Habbies dub!!
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oh man PLEASE tell me somebody screenshotted that literal tard who was at the entrance of the laffs hallway
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>>152355260
only one that's willing to admit it anyhow
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>>152355260
What area?
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>>152355217
i saw some jews at the grocery store the other day. they were wearing those stupid little hats
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>wha happen
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>>152355320
I'm probably would get some looks if I said I support any US team after Trunp put those tariffs on us, lol.
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>>152354990
/hoc/ is your family
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>>152355342
I'm not from Quebec, if that helps.
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>>152355217
It's a rare sight. For example the nearest synagogue to me is over 200 km away
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>>152355354
kek you can tell he's disappointed
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>>152355376
if only I had joined a frat
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>>152355399
Bit that really narrows it down bud. I’m going to guess Peterborough.
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>>152355354
Don't be mean
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How do we fix this shit?
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>>152355451
he will fix them
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>>152355447
I hope he cries
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>>152355451
Quinn Hughes
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>>152355354
>Damn, you guys sure are retarded
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>>152355354
>black latex gloves
he's there if anybody needs a quick prostate check
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is deadmonton vs winnipoop considered a rivalry?
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>>152355451
get better goaltending
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>>152355500
I don't think so, and if they are there are at least 3 other teams who are bigger rivals than them
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They're all lined up :)
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>>152355529
jen
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>>152355529
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>>152355500
no
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LETS
GO
OILERS
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>oilers wearing their gross mocha-cream coloured jerseys
yeah I'll be watching the van/min game instead I think
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Badminton Oilers
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>>152355444
Fug. You got the provinces right.
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>Belarusian goaltending
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Tick tock, Pensies.
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>>152355586
>soiolers
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NOOOOOOGE
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>>152355583
My white laundry looks like that.
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>>152355710
Did he died
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>jets
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>>152355710
what loot did he drop?
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>>152355710
his spirit died long ago
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Gavin Mckenna, you better start learning how to speak Vancouvinese
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>>152355771
It was after he sacrificed playing in the 4 Nations to focus on a failed playoff push for the Canucks.
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>>152355771
he's a jew
he never had any spirit to begin with
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>>152355451
this is the fix; debbies were overperforming
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>>152355861
he is so broken now. i dont think all the foreskins in the world could rejuvenate him
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Jets fucking suck!
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>>152355893
apparently them and the tkachuk brothers all grew up together
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>>152355909
>>
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>>152355768
JEN
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>>152355917
>tkachuk
>polish
oh, i don't doubt that
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Xtra night bingo.
This is relative of which active men's nhl player.
Hint, he is pretty good.
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>jest without their 1 (one) player
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Podkolzin needs to score one
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happy finnish independence day
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>>152355710
finally he can go to psych ward
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>>152355710
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>>152355217
yah biggest community in montreal/montreal area
i used to live in a jewish heavy neighboorhood and the hair salon sold hasbs yamulkas
tbqvh i have no problem with them except the ass-sick-dicks
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>>152355806
>retards on /hoc/ still think McKenna will be first
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>>152356023
>retard thinks vancouver will pick first
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>>152356023
It's not so much that he's very good, but more so that the rest are kind of bad
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>>152355451
Stop making the entire team run through Jack Hughes
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>>152356093
but people pay to watch him play though???
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>jeets
Also why tf is it dead quiet in Deadmonton
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>>152355893
based
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>>152356106
the away teams wear white
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I can see this retard going off the board with the 1st overall pick.
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>>152356106
because modern leafs now sit quietly and deeply analyze the game like the autists we all are
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>>152356150
word on the street is that if the canucks can't start winning more soon (they won't) that management is getting axed so I don't think he will be apart of the draft day decision making
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>>152356196
The last time there were whispers of a management change in Vancouver, Benning traded for Ekman-Larsson to try and save his job. I’m really worried about what Rutherford will do to protect his legacy.
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Hellebuyck was truly the glue holding the jets together
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Oilers will get 10 goals this game
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>>152356282
>I’m really worried about what Rutherford will do to protect his legacy.
Hughes for Stamkos
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>>152356150
there's a latvian
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>>152355986
/hoc/ loves finland <3
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>>152355986
independance from what?
happy bornth date finnies
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>>152356353
ovi and poutine
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>jetties: 3 sogies
>oilies : 4 goalsies
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>>152356428
Sounds like a competitive game desu
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Flames are making playoffs now the season is saved
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CUP CHAMPS CUP CHAMPS CUP CHAMPS OILERS WIN!!
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>>152356541
I want to know what you're smoking to believe this, cause I want some.
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>>152356428
KWAB
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thoughts on the playoff boundness of the debils?
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>>152356541
For whatever reason this sounds ridiculous to me yet I truly believe with all my heart that the Canucks could come this season (and this game).
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Skinner is elite
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>>152356663
pretty good
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>>152356604
They just beat a top team easily
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>still playing hard up 4 - 0
>takes a run at comrie for absolutely no reason

bros..... we may have pissed him off are we gonna be ok?
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>>152356674
skinner got his bussy blown out last week retard
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>>152356753
Oh wow. They beat coyotes wearing a mammoth skin. How impressive, bro.
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>>152356756
He's finally finding Gretzky's "we're only up by 7" mode
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Ozempic is a humiliating sponsor for HNIC.
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the hnic panel would be a lot more entertaining if they were allowed to sprinkle in some f-bombs every now and then
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>>152356756
he's taking out his aggression on a weaker opponent
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>>152356825
Coyotes are a top team in the league now
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>>152356887
Cope Gary is growing the game to americans
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>>152356931
But he’s making Americans shrink.
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fatties hate the ozempic ads
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>>152356756
someone just needs to marc savard this faggot already and be done with it.
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>>152356927
They got beaten by the fucking Sharks, so that Flames win is not impressive, bro.
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>>152356912
muh presidents' trophy
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on the donnie and dhali talk show they were ribbing friedman by saying he's a great posterboy for ozempic
and then they talked about how friedman has been battling gout for the last little while
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>>152356987
The Presidents Trophy is an impressive accomplishment.
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>>152356987
>>152357007
this is literally the only thing cucknadians can be proud of the past 32 seasons.
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>>152356987
>>152357023
remember the 2011 canucks?
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>>152356997
For me it's Kelly "so fat buttons pop off his suit" Hrudey
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>>152357042
Remember the 2nd place losers? No. No one does.
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>152357042
I remember Canuck fans having such a hissy fit over those finals they burn down their city, lmao.
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>THE GUESS WHO
>LIVE
>ROCK ICONS
anyone else getting this ad twice every ad break?
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>>152356997
They really went in on him for the gout, implying only fat drunks get it. Felt like Friedman wanted to complain about them airing out his personal health but knew it’d be hypocritical as an “insider” who reports on others injuries.
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
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>>152357238
no because my spotify listening age isnt 90
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More like Winnepegged
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>4:20 into the 2nd, 1-0 Minnesota
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>>152357357
Yes. He can.
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>>152357023
why do americans have so few mvp trophys? I guess they aren't very impactful in the playoffs
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>>152357584
I miss 2009-2013
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>erm, but what about-
You won't give a shit about these wins if a Canadian team ever wins the Stanley Cup again.
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>>152357611
that blackhawks team was scary good
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>>152357584
I don't care, faggot. No one cares. Not even gary.
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Great goal by the Finnish Connor McDavid.
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THE FINNISH
CONNOR
MCDAVID!
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>y-y-yeah, but!
kwacanacuck
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>>152357718
>>152357769
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lul nucks
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Kings are cooking
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Gary fucking hates Räty so much for some reason.
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>i laugh at my own failures
Sad.
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WHAAAAAT that was not a kick that was more of a redirect desu
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>>152357584
cam ward one is always funny to me since he took over the starter spot from gerber in round one then lost the starting job against buffalo in the ecf back to gerber and still won mvp somehow
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>DEVILS, CANUCKS DISCUSSED HUGHES TRADE
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>>152357870
>against buffalo
It’s bedtime grandpa.
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>>152357870
I remember he made that one big glove save
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this is the point where i would laugh at manitobans because their team is collapsing without their GRAND AMERICAN BVLL but they never shit on us because they aren't total faggots
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>>152357894
SNL starts in 10 minutes so I still got at least an hour left :)
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>>152357905
Manitoba folk are good people.
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bless the gary and his tribe
bless the callings and riggings from him
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Ok. What set off the Canadian who can't stop taking about irrelevant wins this tine?
Did the Sens losing to the Blues get him ass mad?
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>>152357955
>2 out of the 3
crosby hates black people, confirmed
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>>152357870
Gerber got 1 win retard
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>>152357945
>Manitoba folk are people
lol
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>>152358014
vpn off blud
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LE WALL HAS FALLEN
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Tom Willander 1st NHL Goal!
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>>152358068
I've never even step foot in the states.
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>>152358050
no manitoban ever called me fat
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>>152357956
agreed. praise be unto him
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>Jets
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>>152358112
VEElander is the quinn hughes replacement
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>>152358112
is that tila tequila
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horey shet there are some beatdowns happening right now
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I can't even name one city in Manitoba. What the fuck do you even do in Manitoba?
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>canucks traded Horvat for a dude who has one (1) goal
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>>152358289
Why didn't they take jt and kept bo again?
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>>152358283
leave
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>>152358271
that isn't a soderblom 6 either, blackhawks getting worked
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>>152358289
Hronek has 2 goals too.
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>>152358283
drink
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>>152358283
winnipeg
watch the jets, smoke meth, and/or freeze to death
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The future is here in Vancouver.
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>>152358283
Brandon
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nuckies haters in shambles
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SEATTLE
KRAKEN
SSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
did that go shot>tip>head>bar down?
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Canucks and Wild games always remind me of Northwest Division times from years ago.
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The Finnish Connor McDavid makes it count this time.
>inb4 offside challenge
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morning gang i see my flames won again i am not surprised they have truly heated up :D
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>7/10 .700
The Fall of the Wall of St. Paul.
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>>152359148
MR WILLANDER TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!
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fun fact: necas had more points at this time last season
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theoretically; it's 4-1 for the canucks right now.
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no shutout for skinner
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Canucks won't be last anymore if they win this 3rd period.
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>>152359609
NOT good and very undesirable for future success
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>>152359599
damn, the false hope emanating from the thought of three shutouts in four was intoxicating
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>it's a conspiracy
see, even ray ferarro knows that gary is racist again raty
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NEW
>NEW
>>152350584
>>152350584
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Can the new thread be Wayne Gretzky literacy themed?
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>>152359690
Nypa fag
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go krak
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poor boeser, absolutely snakebitten
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>>152359754
as a kid he played hockey not speak 'n spell
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real new
>>152350584
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HAT TRICK RATYYYYYYYYYY
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wallstedt can't keep up with the legendary offensive of the 25-26 vanpooper cantpucks
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>>152360121
Nypa, fag
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>>152360226
>>152360226
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>>152360159
You mean assbuttford cantpuck
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>>152357357
Cope flames heat him
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>>152357955
Wordle in one
Negro



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