Australia wins the second ashes test
60 SECONDS UNTIL WASH OUT
>bowl faster when theres nothing going on champion BTFO
this aged poorly
based weatherlad letting smith hit the winning runs
and 6 for the win WOOOO!
>there is an average of 135 swan related fatalities in the uk per yeargrim
Fuck this we need a new country to play the Ashes against. Winning all the time is just embarrassing for the sport
GOTTEMOTTEMBOWL FASTER WHEN THERE'S NOTHING ON THE LINE CHAMPGOTTEMOTTEM
>wins the test with a 6 after buck breaking nigraBased Smudge
GET FUCK YOU RACE MIXING ENGLISH RATS
>Need to keep runs down against attacking batsmen>Bounce them so they can hook/pull youUh...?
>6 to finishSmith went full autistic school shooter, I fucking love him so much
why is smudge so fired up kek
smudge showing the english the gentlemans game
AUSGODS
Man of the Match?
kek smudge wants to be out there for another few hours
BASED SMITHFUCKING LOVE THAT LITTLE AUTIST LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
weatherald looks very gay with those earrings
>>152364870Starc without a doubt
Fuck england are terrible hey
>>152364867Bit dramatic no?
>>152364865New Stargate series got announced.
>>152364865The adrenaline rush from the quiet focused fella that starts talking shit
At least that Direish cunt hasn't been posting today
>>152364864fuck yeah that was funny as
>>152364865He hates black people
Fingered hex in a sydney nightclub once
aight, see you lads next test
with lyon not in, who gets to sing their gay cringe song
Thoughts on Carse?
>>152364907hooroo
>>152364870Smith for buck breaking Archer at the end and those catches
C H A M P I O N
gg England gl next
>>152364911arse
Based fuck the poms
Just want the big bash to be on
>talking shit after the games done and dustedTRULY stunning and brave
lads im a bit disappointeddo england usually suck this bad
So looking back at it was not declaring at 9 down under lights the right thing to do?
I hope smith gets archer for secret santa
>>152364870starcpoot and carey also up there though
>>152364912hate this
>>152364932WALLOPALLOP
>>152364934Root for what?that was batting for yourself not the teamStarc and Carey batted for their team not themselves
will there be shared beers in the changerooms at the end of this series?
>>152364947Only if archer is made to sit at a different table from the whites
REAL NEW>>152081504
>>152364947no but wish they were sharing my mouth just making free use of my fuckholes like a worthless slave
>>152364932Muy sexo. So glad he got inside that dumb nigger's skull.
England might get relegated :(
>>152364947Only if khawaja isn’t playing
righto time for weetbix
>>152364930Of course not. Cowardly England wanted a higher total to defend rather than attacking Australia's wickets.
*does a big fart in /cric/*
steve "waugh" smith
>>152364969*hits your fart for six* >>152364932
Is 'champ' a thing over in bongland?
Isa getting lost in Smiths autism
Love trawling the BBC Sport live thread post-march for legitimate englel seething via thumbs downs
How much does the chain weigh that big ape is carrying around its neck?
imagine the seethe setting in for english supporters particularly le sandpaper steve haters after he heemed their prized negro over the fence for 6 to finish the game
>>152364987no because they never win anything kek
>>152364991Love Alex's sexy feet
Just make Starc man of the series already
isa guha is so naughty hehe
>>152364932Thabkyou for your service webmchad
>>152365000
>>152364988I'd like to get lost in that desi puss. You reckon Warnie went there?
>>152364991lmaoing at that
>>152364991whose this lil piggy?
>1st Test - Win by 8 wickets>2nd Test - Win by 8 wickets
>>152364991>one of their better daysdamned by faint praise
>>152365010
>>152365010Curry muncher detected
anyone have the wicket tally by birth nations?
>>152365012
I think England come back FIRING in the 3rd test (don't know where it is)
>>152365018SIPGANGIPGANG
starc is so humble
>>152364991bet this slag would love to roll over for Archer
>>152364991>Bit of fight>Bouncing a guy trying to hook everything>20 off an over
>>152365020
>>152365020>nipples protrudingVERY arousing
>Stokes struggling to find the right words for his post game speechhe is mentally cooked
>>152365025lol
stokes gloom as fuck gonna be on suicide watch if they lose all 5
>Bowl fast when there's nothing going on championHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>152364991the last time she and her mate said something with a semblance of sanity, she got blacklisted from team access and the other one lost her playing career. She learnt her lesson.
The English caps are so gay
>>152365025The Stokes/Smith partnership was decent and proved they can actually bat cleanly when they want to, but fuck me, that's the only slight positive.
>>152365010crisp
>Stokes: "definitely not a skill thing, got a lot of skilled people back in the dressing room"massive cope blinded by their stupid positivity
>>152365010>trainer socksGRIM
>>152364991reading the bbc comment section on any smith related article would have you believe he raped and killed a kid by how much they hate him
>stokes saying its not a skill issue with any of the playersis he trying to blame mccullum?
>>152365037>Cellulite thighsNo wonder she's focusing on feet.
>>152364991Last time she shit on the boys, Rory Burns told her to ease up and he's out of the national team. Tell Crawley to fire back and you have a new opener.
I feel bad for Stokes. He's giving it his all at every second and still gets buried.
good game thanks to all the players from australia and england
our foot goddess
gonna be hilarious to see how big they celebrate if they win 1 test match this series even after losing the Ashes
>>152365042I can't lip read, what was said between moulie and Smudge?
I have nothing left to live for
>>152365077>that flygiwtwm
>>152365077CORR
>>152365082>the seething downvotes
>>152365083see >>152364847that was Smith to Sleepy Jof
>>152365055wasn't bazball thoughthey'll need to address that by the next test
fucking auscoomer strikes again
>>152365077Chonqy
I talk so loudly to myself when I’m home alone (mentally ill) that the neighbour always leaves to go out when it starts.
How old were you when England last won the Ashes (10 years ago)?
Have you considered suicide?
>when the girls ask you to describe Archer's BBC
is stokes finally turning against bazball? contrast this to his last interview and it couldn't be more different
>>152365090Fucking kek
sneed smith
/pol/ would have enjoyed that archer to smith over
>>152365083>Archer: Play your shots when there's not much left in the scoreboard>Smudge: Bowl fast when there's nothing going on champion
>Coming uop next>England coach Brendon McCullum joins usYou ready for the damage control cope spin?
>>152365100>I talk so loudly to myself when I’m home aloneSame
>>152365117Thanks brah
>NNNNOOOOO UOI CASNT JUST BOWL FAST AT ME NOOOOOOpathetic
this stokes interview is a humilation ritual
>>152365100kek i burst out autistically to quiet the voices telling me >>152365108
>>152365100Same and whenever I say a slur too loud I try to pretend I was singing or hurt myself.
>>1523651187 or fox?
Looking forward to the next test being on at a normal time
>>152365128x
ENG SHITTER BUNKER>>152365133ENG SHITTER BUNKER>>152365133
Englands coach is a kiwi?????
>it's great to be a part of itparticipation trophy nonsense baz
>>152365136this entire tour so far has been a humiliation ritual
>every pundit and expert knows bowling with the new ball under lights is essential>England were at 9/260 odd with about 30 odd minutes left to play>Stokes just gets Archer and Root to score as much as they can>Australia start batting day 2 at the start of session 1 basically>going along steadily>only start to lose wickets as the sun sets and lights are on>Australia manage to hold on trough to day 3>bat out till middle of the second session>start the 3rd session with a still relatively new ball>take a nice clump of wickets>England hold on till day 4>England bat out the first session>lose the remaining wickets as light starts fading and floodlights come on>Australia lose 2 wickets chasing the total under lightsso yeah, stokes fucked up royally not declaring
>>152365137I think you need help. Like genuinely get some
can i borrow a feeling
>>1523651397
>le hostility
>Emergency services responding to incident at Heathrow Airportoh what NOW
>>152365163>ascribing stategy to a game of luck
How short is this loser, what the fuck LOL
>>152365152Their captain is too
>>152365182baz m8, dont you have an interview on channel 7 right now?
>3 hours of gloating left
Getting sacked in the morning
>we won't changevery cool baz looking forward to 5-0
>>152365178fat drunk poms with heatstroke flying back from the Gabba yesterday
>>152365195Australians only care about V8 supercars m8
Stokes is subliminarily saying he wants baz fired and that bazball has failed
does baz actaully know anything about cricket? he hasnt said anything this entire interview
>>152365208yeah, he was really struggling to find his words in that post match interview at the potm thing>"If I could put my finger on it, but it's definitely not a skill thing. So got to dig a bit deeper and find out what we seem to keep doing.
Why doesn't King Charles declare the commonwealth an unrestricted free speech zone?
>>152365210Was involved with the match fixing with Chris Cairns, wasn't he?
just asked an aussie 'friend' (slow kid who collects cans) why they call the women 'sheilas' back home. He explained, or explained as best he could considering his condition (Australian) that "Sheila lick your balls, Sheila lick your ass". Thought it was funny and then told him to take the cans and get off my porch
>>152365218What rustled his jimmies?
>>152365227a black man was on HIS cricket pitch
>>152365227Archer heemed Smith a number of years back. Has never recovered.
>>152365218>WHY YOU BOWLING FASThttps://youtu.be/n9oK9EBfy80lmaoooo like yitkitok
>>152365227Jof shit talked him first and he responded to it
>>152365077Daniel met her once. Don’t know if he took a shot or not.
>>152365227>>152365117
>>152365225It’s funny how Canada is the only Anglo country that isn’t good at sports.
>>152365178>Emergency services responding to incident at Heathrow AirportIt's another fucking EV fire
>>152365218>the wrath of the autistic Saxon>>152365227bling too shiny
>>152365195>Norris chokes and Verstappen winsDon't even care if Piastri doesn't get there, just want Sky talking heads to explode after getting sportscucked twice in 6 hours
>>152365227Archer thinks he has Smith on a rope
>>152365234>calling the police over a bicycle crashdo poms really
>>152365258>Jofra's average against Smith would be approaching 300 (if he ever actually bowls him)kek
>>152365243I'll give you a second to pick your jaw up off the floor and wipe the vegemite off your smug face
biggest whitetail ive ever seen in my life just crawled accross my bed lads
I just got a Zinger Box meal from Eastland KFC and I got home and ate a spoon full of the potato and gravy and it straight up tasted like cleaning fluids I was not happy so I called them up and they apologised and they owe me a full meal tomorrow
SMOTHGOD
reckon i'd score 190 goals in 19 games in women's soccer
>>152365282have you ever seen a more autistic celebration?
>>152365282elite 2bqh
>convict vs a fucking leaf fightLiteral USA's bitch fight lmao
>>152365282where is he running?
>>152365285You can do it sis, I believe in you
>>152365296just tism zoomies
>>152365258to be fair its a list and he's at the top of it
>>152365296Away from sycophant convicts back to NY
What did he mean by this?
>>152365296to the english sheds to abuse archer some more
>>152365296Away from Labuschagne.
still cant believe he champed him kek
national sport of australia is unclogging drains
>>152365296to the chocolate cabinet
>>152365288Yep, my gf when the celeb she hates on Dancing With The Stars gets eliminated. She knocked over and broke two vases in one season.
>>152365339replace this with photos of ben stokes
>all the subhuman eng shjitters in complete hidingOh nonono
gonna fuck a fat chick tonight, lads
>>152365349>he has a gfDon’t need to rub it in m8
>>152365360she's taken >>152365349
>>152365339>erehwondark third OG rep
>>152365360based toby pink
>>152365306howling
>>152365310>it is realhttps://x.com/JofraArcher/status/314368389739069440clown world
>>152365382Duckett has Taiwanese ancestry, that's why he's short. Baz is going to take him behind the rooms and flog him with a bit of poly pipe until he stops dropping catches.
>>152365296towards an Ashes whitewash
Ashes should be a 3 test series nowGBT 7 tests to make up the financisl losses
>Disappointing to go 2-0 down. In a five-match series it makes things pretty toughhere's your mastermind coach bro
>>152365398jej
The next ashes should be 6 tests so Tasmania can have a game in their new stadium
>>152365414>making me have to spend additional /cric/ threads with indians rather than bantering with bongsFuck right off Gazza
0-15 would be the shitjeet-zachy score within the first 6 seconds too lol
I don't feel like enough is being made about how early I'm up
love it when everyone dogpiles onto england
>>152365418Wow poopeelia should stop ducking Iceland the cowards
>>152365382>iron out a couple of the chinksNo need for that
>>152365433wtf iceland is based?keking
>>152365424>KING Kohli and the convict Orphan Complex:Convicts know they are beneath the a*glo shitters who packed them off like sardines to be imprisoned on the other irrelevant side of the world that's why they love to stick it to those pommies bastards every other year. But they expect submission in defeat from those quiet little Indians. Then KING Kohli came and gave it back to the convicts so hard they lost 2 home series in a row to the New Indians. How can that happen? How can they sledge us back and win? The convict Orphan Complex has been in overdrive ever since. They see now that convictstralia is rich but not free, while India is not yet rich, it is FREE.
>>152365435we arent ready for them m8
>>152365445Exactly, I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than see 60 posts of 'KING KHOLI THAT IS BHARAT IS THE FATHER OF AUSTRALIA' or some dogshit variation on that theme
>shitdia is freeimagine believing that lmao. you need your gov tracked biometric ID card to have a peaceful streetshit. keir memer got the idea from them actually
>>152365419Never trust a kiwi, hope you learn your lesson
i remember all the poms crying out that Carey stumping Bairstow is all he will be remembered for, but fuck me has Carey been doing some excellent glove work behind the stumps lately
>>152365455Convict still mentally ZUTTED by Pujara, father of convicts
>>152365467Easily best in the world currently, there's daylight between him and whoever is in second.
lmaoing at this
>>152365474Not even fit to lace Pant's boots
>>152365480
Lmao radio not even playing the TMS highlights like they do at the end of play
>>152364958Why do the windies play so many more tests than the other minnows
>radioblud really is 45 lmao
>>152365508Does TMS have talkback radio equivalent? I imagine there would be a bit of fuming going on
>>152365513Guess a holiday in the Caribbean is more attractive to players than Bangladesh or Zimbabwe
>>152365481>Pant
>>152365513they arent cowards
>>152365515Not that i'm aware of. Think only Talksport Cricket does>>152365520PANT'D
>>152365518I heard it’s really grim over there outside of the resorts
>>152364958Oh dear
>>152365055Stokes/Jacks
>>152365528>clinging to a past teams gloryyou really are an Englishman at heart aren't you britjeet?
>give them bread and circusesAustralia had to win this game to distract their public from the fact that social media is unironially getting banned there
>>152364958Why is it that England always have points deducted for slow over rates?
>>152365539You think people under the age of 16 watch cricket?
>>152365539Why isn't King Charles doing something about it
Will Joe Root ever get a red ball century in Australia?
>>152365548> post your face and ID to websites to prove you're over 16it affects everyone, it's terrorism, arrest anyone who supports it
>>152365555If pink ball cricket isn't legit then the series is only 1-0
Going 2-0 down is perfect for the neutral. Either englel capitulate to another convictwash or convicts shit the bed and will become an eternal laughing stock>>152365538Lemme know when you win a non-asterisked "Final Frontier" series nevermind 2 b2b>see u at da gabba moite>gets seen
>>152365439It releases stress. Also good for team bonding.
>>152365549He's a jewish swine the mohel-circumcised fraud.
>>152365558I never said pink ball tests were not legitJust curious if he will get a red ball ton here
>>152365580evidently by his lack of action
>>152365133
>>152365581Okay then it's 2-0 and Root has scored a test century in Australia.
>>152365282*catches you then turn into sonic*
>>152365596Yeah but will he score a red ball ton here?Or is he a pink ball specialist?
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>152365682The Windies
>>152365682definitely not england... cause they are SHIT.... S H I T!
Reckon Joe Root is in cruise control for the rest of the series now that he has his 100
just stretched and had a calf muscle spasm. unreal painhad this happen twice recently after never having it before. anyone else? do I need to become teetotal or something?
Fucked my life up and there's no going back, lads.
I just wanted a good, close series
>It took 13-year-old Isobel less than five minutes to outsmart Australia's "world-leading" social media ban for children.>A notification from Snapchat, one of the ten platforms affected, had lit up her screen, warning she'd be booted off when the law kicked in this week – if she couldn't prove she was over 16.>"I got a photo of my mum, and I stuck it in front of the camera and it just let me through. It said thanks for verifying your age," Isobel claims. "I've heard someone used Beyoncé's face," she adds.AusIQhaterbros......
>>152365762I haven't seen anyone in Australia jailed for literal years due to comments on Twitter (yet), so I wouldn't be throwing rocks too hard here
We’re both fucked
>tnt sports not even showing the day's highlightsLmao they're showing some ancient replay when beefy and fatting were playing
>>152365743meant wanked iykwim haha
>Born in South Africa, Michael Neser moved with his family to the Gold Coast at the age of 10 thought his accent sounded a bit suss
>>152365743Tell you boys to drop some catches then because our merry band of spackas literally cannot stop bazzing
>>152365203for the Christmas party thing?
>McCullum says England 'trained too much' as Stokes questions mentalitygolf is not only a sport but a very intense one
driving range looms
>>152365866What does playing 18 holes do to help your cricket game?
>>152365877Think bed time looms for me
>>152365877The redbull sponsorship suits him so well
>The arrow was loaded by the Archer……and the captain fired it well down Steve and the Australian team.Some absolutely atrocious comments on BBC Test Match
>>152365740Joji modehttps://youtu.be/tG7wLK4aAOE?si=wd0pJ6puJENI9Kpb
>>152365332Am I still allowed to laugh at this post an hour and a half later?
>>152365877cringe deano twats
more of a sport than snooker and t20
>>152365419>Yeah I think we'll be looking to win this next test
was always going to be tough with McMeme leading on this tour. the only peewee who never mentally crumbled against Aus was Shane Bond
>>152365996based
new phrase idea: about as useful as 5th day tickets to a test match
im a lager lout
didn't ask. teetotal general
>>152366259MASALA!!
certain worcester neek kept telling everyone england had the best batting attack in the world
bowl fast when there's nothing going on champion
>>152366169*to an eng shitter test match
Who's better than you LARPing Welshman
Zachy and shitjeet posting at the exact same time again by complete coincidence
Just checked the observations (general Brisbane area). Seems there was no rain?
The engl*sh are a beastly people with a beastly religion who cannot play cricket
>>152366030>T20Yes>SnookerNo
>England's horrible. I love India (but I'd never move there. Ew!)
>>152366683
>>152366228meant larger iykwim haha
>>152366823queem QUEEM haaahaaa
blur - the great escape is a beast album, hits hard personally as a rich bitch middle aged knob
It must be extremely tough to be Stokes right now, less so Baz who seems to be in lala land still. I think Stokes is realising he's bought into a lie. I think he's realising they weren't playing the cricket needed to win an Ashes for the last 3 years despite exciting wins against a range of other teams. I think he's realising that the team really don't have the willpower to truly battle in the test arena. I think he's realising that their preparation wasn't good enough. I think he's realising that he can't do it all on his own. And I think he's realising that this will be more than a slight mark on his legacy - a legacy that should be focused on his incredible heart and fight.He is an amazing cricketer, one of the best of this generation - but I do think he's been taken for a ride by a coach that played with reckless abandon during his own playing career. Bazball is truly the reincarnation of Brendon McCullum and like his many innings, you see these glimpes of genius tossed into the fire by rash decision making at the crease. Baz was one of, if not the best player in the NZ team for a long time, but the only consistency you got with him was a consistent fear that he would hole out early in his innings trying to hoist a bowler back over his head or charge down the wicket. Not denying he had his moments, moments which stand tall above what many others could dream of doing, but you could not build your team around that playstyle - though thats what they've tried to do.Really hope they get up for the next test. Get Will Jacks further up the order, tell Crawley and Brook to pull their fucking heads in, give Archer a kick up the ass before he steps on the field each session, and get them all to start bowling the right lengths. They actually have the skills to do it, but they look like dead ducks right now and its quite sad to see.
>brit criccy slop until next test
Better than fat yank talking to himself hours
yank flags have no business in /cric/
>>152367455>but you could not build your team around that playstyleI'd love to hear how he suggests a team goes about building a match winning innings when the other team sets you 500+
Just noticed that the molester from Leicester tried bumping his thread repeatedly but nobody posted in it: >>152365133He's going to be flattened by the dork from York in the upcoming supergayweight title fight at this rate.
https://youtu.be/y-H895vrIU8 [Open]good 'ol criccy 'scosesh anyone¿??
decent on wall sesh (for a rotting goblin)
>>152367867Baz would just tell them to try to channel the 300 he scored in his final test matchBut Eng shouldn't be letting Aussie get as many runs as we are. Far too much short pitched bowling at the moment. How many of the poms got out edging fuller balls? Aussies aren't be forced to play that way. Sure theres the risk of being smashed through the covers, but its a better percentage game to play - especially for the first 30-40 overs of a new ball.
>>152367969I love it every time he bumps it because, to me, it shows how Churchill has mentally imprisoned jeets for life over multiple generations. imagine being so mindbroken you dedicate multiple posts every day to bump it. pure kino
>>152367696
I said the 'molester of Leicester' was an amusing name the other day and zachy instantly jumped to ''''his'''' (britjeet's) defence. raised an eyebrow or 2 ngl
>>152368140Crisp image
>>152368223It was stolen from /147/ where it's been used for about a decade
ffs just when I thought I'd be getting a call-up
>>152369154somehow a funnier post than it should've been
>>152367969afternoon deano
reminder we already agreed a fair venue but neither of them have the balls to commit>The halfway point between York, England and Leicester, England is: Worksop, England
Sent the proto back to the airport so I can finally watch the cricket in peace againAnd yet there is cricket no moreHélas
should maybe just forget the england cricket team ever existed
he has a proto gfbut cricket is still his mistress
not sure I'll be travelling to worksop to demolish a middle aged Indian man at tennis
>>152370152ah go onworth it
indians are doubles specialistshe could maybe beat me at doubles with similar level partners singles no chance
Is Heathrow okay
>>152370090Wish I could make sweet passionate love to cricketSome would say that's exactly what I'm doing when my forceful front-foot cut comes into play
Neeky B lives in fear of Chadjeet
threadlee remainder
Counterpoint: No one wants to watch brown people play cricket
checkmate: find a better cope
>>152370583
>>152370663Trvke, bowled him
The Hissing Of englel shitters
>>152370583what the fuck does this stand for Britain's got talent Fuck off
whyeffoh
>>152371030how are the cats?
gwan mark selby
results aside this series has just been so boring so far. the skill level isn't that high on either side and there's certainly no Warne type player to produce aesthetic dismissals. Neser got 5 and nobody will remember it because it was very dull to watch
^the ICC dislikes this post^
>>152371030how are you tb
has there actually been any aesthetic dismissals this series?remember last ashes was particularly dire for that
>>152371145the molester from Leicester
deano judd on the ropes
Mark Selby almost looks like a deano but then he opens his mouth and he's a complete based neek sperg
just won the driving ashes
F1 chat not welcome here
>>152372064australia won the battle but lost the war
according to zoopla my flat was worth about 50k more last march than when I bought it. Seems I bought the dip
everything is green and submarine.
>my>Ialri mrs bowen
I am brown
Lads am I getting catfished
>>152368911Shows how thick /cric/ eng shijtters truly are absolutely mentally ZUTTED by the laugh at englel thread
he's replying to himself again lads
>>152370583Subhuman eng sihtters and thieving convicts know it they just can't bring themselves to admit it
>>152372044Don't insult the goat
snooker chat not welcome here
>>152372719snooker is closer to test cricket than bazball
Reminder twiglet legs asked to name a(ny) time and place which was duly given as one of the country's top sports universities with world class sports facilities all on campus yet he pussied out and renegaded on his wager like bnob's dad renegaded on his bastard childrenWhenever you find your bus pass and your balls twiglet legs your on court pasting awaits
>>152372342old mate has a fluffy tail there aye>>152372461no you're just a beta >attracted to asian girls >lack of self worth this is why the windies mogged you in the test
>>152372816lol, lmao even iykwim aha
>>152373107meant iykwim haha
>>152373009Lolol Is this what happens post ashes? It immediately goes to pozzfags heads?I was talking to the guys who have said sex in the last year not you
touchy touchy
Pussy cowers after dishing it out A very sad but normal routine for pozzies kek
string
excuse you mate i have said sex the last year champ
Post ashes high being instantly eradicated because he hasn’t had sex in a year kekRough
puppet
Keeps replying out of cope Strings indeed, sexless loser
can't fucking stand F1 or golf lads
Golf is based though desu
me>4 wordshim>40 words
>>152373523this is elite. what ai tool is that?
Got him on a string lads Few more posts and he might have sex in 2026
>>152373688locally via Wan 2.2 on Pinokio, no Loras used, just a prompt and using the screenshot image (from the video clip) I edited in Paint
looking into non-member tennis courts in worksop to hammer britjeet on
might come wearing a Pakistan shirt
try to do most of the scoring via aces matedon't want a 45 year old jeet man having to sprint around too much and have a heart attack
Twiglet legs i've got gold membership at 'bro just stop being a pussy
only playing on hard court btw not astro or carpet or any shit like that
don't do it zachy he will molest you
>>152367606>>152367696kekkkKkjksooOoCHU sooochu
copeve smith. getting btfo you have to retire your innings is far worse than getting out.
>>152375565Cope and seethe
brownnosing yank of seething steethe smeethe is in lads
Emperor XIII in Shades is a very good songbards more of a Laura marling kind of guy
>>152375633>t.coppington seetham
>>152375544kekkkKkjk GOTTEM
>>152368140x
it will blow your mind but for at least the last 2 hours one anon has been talking to himself BEGGING for attention and in the great words of limp bisket once said, SAD BUT TRUE and honestly this is more egregious than the english cricket teams performance as by some miracle is more pathetic than their 2 day test
sooOoCHU sooochu¡!!
psst la, chek dis x
All the Australians are asleep now lmao 'hi I'm asleep'what a neek
lol just seen a video of this yank female climbing a so-called v12 (literally labelled as such) but it's actually a v4 at most they have basically completely disregarded the grading system in some yank gyms
>v4so she's still better than you lmao
I don't think she is desu
I'm going to watch the national football league
woman at bouldering said she liked my jumper I've never been that keen on it, might wear it more often
>diddled by a tranny>become a trannyLifestory of bnob
I'm waiting for the snooker when is it on
matched with someone in Donedon who looks like the Jewish crypto mummy donedoners literally have it on easy mode
not more disgusted than Twitter users were
im off toil for the next 2 tests wohayyy might try to stream a watchalong for me /cric/ frens
oh yeah, zachy 'trustfund' bowen's still pretending he's employed so he can be 'one of the lads'
I live in Shitjeet's head rent-free
I am off lead up to Christmas Didn't book between Christmas and new years off because nothing happens then in my job anyway
>>152379020bnob has got in his head the worstmost of his posts are about noncery now. it's all become so so grim
Post now when theres nothing going on champion
>NonceI mean, he is 45, doesn't have sprogs, and is posting on 4chan. Not that us 30 somethings are much better
tell me again why cummins is captain?
Sandpaper
>>152383408ICC World Test Championship 2023ICC Men’s Cricket World Cup 2023Border-Gavaskar Trophy 2024 (3-1) also leading wicket takerAshes 2021 (4-0)Ashes 2023 (2-2) first time retained on bong soil since 2001Pakistan tour (1-0)ICC Men's Cricketer of the Year 2023ICC Men’s Test Team of the Year 2023 (named captain)Wisden Leading Cricketer in the World 2023ICC Player of the Month 202376% win rate as ODI captain62% win rate as test captain vs 55% for steve smith
>Jamie Smith's no-nonsense start to Test cricket has given way to a worrying meekness that speaks to the fact that keeping is taking its toll. Scores of 0 and 4 accompanied a drop off Travis Head that saw him the subject of sarcastic cheers for the vast majority of the 117.3 overs spent behind the stumps in Australia's first innings. This is as tough as it gets and Smith is shrinking.Young lad looks like hes constantly scared Cam Green is going to pin him up against a locker
desu the cam green bully meme doesn't really work when this is the same lad who pissed and pooed his pants after some 86 year old grandpa at Lord's shouted at him
Pat Cummins will probably finish his career in the debate with Bradman and Warne as greatest Australian cricketer of all time. that's why he's captain
>>152385258holy shit
>>152385258
ol bingo wings thinks his AI sloppa is funny
selby bros...
>>152385258pure classic
ol bingo wings firing out the vpns
>>152385258>He's frail, he's bald, his micks are really old>He's fat, he's brown, he stinks out the whole town
>+60kg chin-ups>frailLel
>Brendon McCullum claimed that his England team were "over-prepared" for the second Ashes Test in Brisbane and defended their planned trip to the resort town of Noosa before travelling to Adelaide.>England trained five times - once at Allan Border Field, and four times at the Gabba - before the second Test>"Leading into this Test match, I actually felt like we over-prepared, to be honest,">"We had five intense training days. When you're in the heat of the battle, as we all know, sometimes the most important thing is to feel a little bit fresh and make sure your top two inches [of your head] is completely sound.">"I think the boys just need a few days off, and probably need to just change up a few of the training methods a little bit. [...] We'll look at some alternative methods over the next few days."Will Stokes fight back against McCullum?
>>152386886I think hes realising the baz is a fraudI think hes also going to be having a strong word to some of his teammates - Jofra and Brook in particularYou could see how furious he was with his team in the fieldWould love to be a fly on the wall in the team meetings this week
Nevermind, Stokes is defending the Noosa holiday>England will then train three times - rather than five - in Adelaide before the third Test starts on December 17. >Ben Stokes, their captain, also defended the Noosa trip, arguing it would be "very, very important" for his players to stay fresh and insulate themselves from the pressures of the tour after an intense start to the series.>"We've been here four weeks, and it's been pretty full-on, on and off the field," Stokes said.Pretty sure they have played more golf then cricket while they have been here>McCullum saying they had bowled "terribly" as Australia raced to 130 for 1 in the 21 overs before tea on the second day. "We were trying too hard was my assessment of it," McCullum said.Then why did Archer only kick into high gear when the match was already over and lost for them?
>AI slop strawman slapped on because you can't use an actual pic of the welsh dragon (too good looking)deary me
oh well at least you used a real pic of the 45 year old jeet I guess
I’m starting to think it could be a conspiracy for revenge over that World Cup “result”, if you’re picking up what I’m laying down
>>152386982England don't do team meetings m8, they are over-rated>“I’ll never have a team meeting, (they’re) the most over-rated things ever. We like to work individually, lads getting their analysis stuff individually. We like to keep things as simple as possible and I think having meetings can over-complicate things, people talking about the opposition too much and forgetting about what they do best,” Brook said.
Starc bowled McMeme for 0 in the final he was actually involved in so should be more angry at them
>>152387194This. Australia has humiliated Brendan far more, if the theory were to be true, England would be getting historically spanked anytime they line up against NZ.
ashes status?
>australia is the only place in the world where you can eat lunch, drink coffee, play golf.
proper deano quote that
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>>152387497deano my son
there should be cricket on this evening
>>152387162Fucking lol, yeah alright theyre done for
>freezing cold hardly was cold for literally 1 week last winter. It's like over 10 degrees tomorrow and it's nearly Christmas
>>152387689Lions are playing today (being beaten also)
15 degrees in York tomorrow actually
>>152387497>>152387456>golf courseslmaoThey really are here for a holiday and not to play cricketMaybe if they were winning they wouldn't be attacked over their lackadaisical way of prepearing and training for the Ashes but they aren't. So yeah they should instead focus more on training and preparation me thinks and have a bloody team meeting for one
>“They say Australia isn’t a place for weak men — we’re definitely not weak but we need to find something because we’re 2-0 down and we’ve got three games to go,” Stokes said.
Actually Aggers (bless him he's a biased cunt but still) he said it best: peewee shitter stokes finally realised this isn't a total jolly up and jobs (and his legacy) are on the line
Anything below 30deg is cold. Below 20 is chilly
>>152387746>10 degrees mate it can literally snow at that temperature
Was there ever an English team as big if not bigger mental midgets that have toured Australia as this team?
>fakin going sydney shag some slags, play some golf with the boys, grab some lunch and get some bevvies in. fakin simple as geez
golf should definitely be illegal
>>152387856theoretically
Asa Tribe got his century but an innings defeat on the cards for the Lions
Australia definitely has nicer lunches than England
Fucking based Smith telling the reporters to fuck off when asked about the banter said on the field>Asked about the exchange in the context of his history with Archer, Smith replied: "What history do I have with him?" When reminded of the blow at Lord's six years ago, he said, laughing: "He was just bowling [at] good pace, and [I'm] not really too sure what he said and not sure what I said either - and it's not really any of your business either, so we'll leave it out there."
>>152387983why lunches specifically like what
>>152388038elite cucumber club sandwiches
Is Stokes the first bloke with Maori in him to play for England?
>>152388038chicken schnitzel
>we need to enjoy countries when we get the opportunity why do you need to? this is actually so stupid
>>152388163travelhoe mindset
>>152388163Then they should just holiday in them in their off time no?
>>152388163They’re treating it as a junket, they don’t care if they lose they’re just in it for the perks
>17 - This was England's 17th consecutive Test in Australia without a win. They last won a Test in Australia at the SCG in January 2011. England have lost 15 matches since and drawn two. They are now level with West Indies and Pakistan for the longest streak without a win in Australia. Only New Zealand have had a longer winless streak (18).
>>152388133ausbros.....
>>152388163do you want ever tour to be like the IPL where they cant leave their hotels?
>>152388381winning a test would be a victory for you guys
>be sports deano>do a job for like 100 days a year>noooooo let us have a holiday for once!!!
hate this england team and boundaries
Alright! Finally, I'm on days off. I cannot wait to drink some beer and watch the test cricket!
the unathletic welsh goblin is still seething in envy
zachy takes his pants off to fart
>>15238874447 hours till the next cricket :)
Judd the neek lost the snooker lads
not a sport
>>152387991How it should beLet them be absolute cunts to each other on the pitchNothing to do with the thirsty media desperate for a scope
>>152388872:((((((((((*dies*
>>152388840this made me laugh harder than anything else this week for some reason
Dunno seeing englel lose da ashes in 6 days is funnier
>>152388886not true
>>152388875a zest victory
>200 - Overseas Test defeats for England. They have lost 101 Test matches in Australia now. In the rest of the world (barring England), they have lost 99 matches combined.
>>152389043go to bed ol' bingoey
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>18 - Starc now has 18 wickets in this Ashes, becoming only the 11th bowler to pick these many wickets in the first two Tests of an Ashes series. The last bowler to do so was Shane Warne 31 years ago in the 1994 Ashes.
>>152389377Howling
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>>152389666>>152389695Aussie win again lmao
>>152369154>That headline>That ominous facial expression
