p: >>152451974
dogshit thread
it is what it is toobs
Baht Sanko about to fight
tybchatri
wtf their Sanko is actually fighting?
tell me about her abusive muay thai past chat
>>152460503yes one (pun intended) of the many ways it is simply a superior organization to the ufc
>>152460463>>152460472>>152460488Sort your lives out
lmfao she's absolute dogshit
SHEEEEEEEEM
well so much for that
what are we watchin
Muay thai fighters should be fighting Cambodia, not each other.
>>152460562ONE Friday Fights
>>152460531to what end?
My boy Assplum fighting tomorrow mmm
volk should unironically head to turkey and make this a permanent look
>>152460603Ok keep us posted blogposting loser
audio drop for anyone else?
>>152460611He should lose the tats too imo, he looked good in the trailer
Canada's cwanky >:(
>>152460603I used to just torrent and watch Sunday night but then I had to avoid /heem/ for the first 24 hours post card which is peak seethe time now I just nap in the afternoon
Josh Van heems both these sloppy fools
HEEEEEEEEEM
>>152460623HEEEEEEEEM TIME SKIPPY
nice lil heem
BAAAAAAAAAAAHT
To swim in finnish minge, you gotta be 5'8 and be brown
bahtman back in business
350,000 BAAAAAAAAAHT
>>152460665Lmao how did they let this through
All these baht should be dedicated to the war effort for Thailand
my stream is kaput
ONE FC?
>>152460727cambodia I fear
>>152460803Same. A one dollar parlay turns a mid fight night into PFL Africa
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
it's tawlf
>>152460843Ari Emmanuel gave us Nickal/Vieira and this is how you thank him?
>>152460843i want to outlive the promotion
>heh... my /heem/ gimmick? i post "we cannot follow them" with an image of a cute dog or cat in every thread, pretty badass huh?
>ONELeave
>>152460922you should do that more often
>>152460911jesus fucking christ I'm so embarrassed
Oooo ching chong bing bong I wanna watch wan fc fank yew very much
>>152460934There's more where that came from. I really am sorry
why sonja...
>>152460953if it's any constellation they are like that here too in person I would hope for more decorum around auslanders though
>>152460954What the fuck. I cut the name out. You're trying to get me banned.HOW DID HE KNOW? aaahhhhhhh
>>152460933I cannot possibly fuck your mother more often than i already do
>Yeah I love the history>Can learn that from TikTok too!>emoji spamheem me where I sit, might have to go out after this and dull the pain
>>152460963Can you fuck her for me, and talk about me while doing it, and take a few pictures to show me? That would be erotic as hell
preecha doin work. this doo suicide is in trouble
>>152460970BASED
>>152460978that's quite the ask, T
>>152460989Not really because you'd enjoy every second of it. It's like me giving you my front row UFC tickets and telling you to go in my name(Slap!)
>>152460983fuck I got the names backwards
>>152460995everything about it repulses me the articles are wrong of course I can hear her accent just reading the drivel her false sense of confidence as she clumsily crashes around english the objectively easiest language to learn to write while her insecurities are on full displaydisgusting horrendoustraitorous
>>152460963Kek he's getting into astrology now
>Oh wow I just love my hecking prattabongathorn jaguar cereal vs semtex syntax buttchug for the men’s 105lb snuggling belt! And don’t forget about sakura-san moped vs peanutbutterporn for the 95lb women’s jab n hop title! This Friday is gonna he crazzzy for ONE!Please kys if youre actually watching this shit.
>>152461012it was a good post b but I'm busy rn>>152461006I'm either heeming the redhead or the hap again today
Wait is ONE FC on?
>>152461035yes>>152461040no
Ring the AGP alarm Sneed is here!
Man FUCK Finland
>suicide issa suicide>badabaibai
>>152461053take that back
>>152461030yeah yeah
>>152461042Wise man, I shouldn't have doubted you. Carry on then
>>152461042What? No way! That's crazy!
Why do people think Gaethje beats paddy?
Here's one for you to fuck if you ever come here. Finland just doesn't have the quality of the numbers
>>152461079Probably because Gaethje was champion and Paddy has never beat anyone good?
>>152461086You write and think like a woman.
call the janny when you see K-1
>>152461104Because I would never fuck you?
The French boy got banned, that's hilarious. I really wanted to know who that weird middle eastern slag was?
>>152461079Gaethje has freakin power in his hands dude! He hits like truck man! When you step into the octagon with that man it's like getting into a car crash.
>>152461105excellent post bruder hh
>>152460456Just download Helvetica Neue font b.>>152460118Yeah what of it bitch?
>>152461079Because Paddy's best win is Leavitt.
>>152461119I've seen f*enchie go toe to toe with janman across three threads he can't be banned he probably got told to move his car or something>>152461073you don't know the half of it bud
>gaycheese>champion
>>152461130Kek that made me laugh. Thanks for that
>>152461121
>>152461127Leavitt is a good win
>>152461132Yes dumbass, how new are you?
Jannie fucks me up every single time, if we fought 10 times I wouldn't even win once. It's like he's five weight classes above me
>>152461152I would never disagree with that.
>>152461159Respect for knowing when to hand it up
Justin Gaethje hits hard dude.
>>152461159deep walders b
>>152461176
>>152461177Brother
baht segues getting lazy now
wudup
>prime king bob>prime tony>prime iron mike>prime The Highlightillia has a nice little run going himself but paddy is on a whole other level
>>152461229
>>152461063
This Christmas I want....
>>152461155>interimkek. I like Dustin, but I'm not calling him a former champ. Cheese couldn't even finish Hap's dad
>>152461326I don't often eat snizz but this is snizz I would eat
>>152460908Its all the antidepressants can let it do at this point.
>>152461333This move is going to be fucking shit
>>152461333thought this shit was some random twitter account's ai slop when I first saw it
>>152461354it has jason momoa in it what a banger
Volk will get killed by a woman easily in street fighter. He's signed up for a humiliation ritual
>>152461367he's playing a literal npc I'm not pleased
>>152461362who?I'm watching for roman reigns, b
>>152461367wme financed, enjoy the show
*farts* BUH BUH BUH BUH
jason momoa and sylvester stallone fighting to the death with battleaxes was an allegory for how they're both hollywood queens maintaining beards while sucking off costars
>>152461386Lanklets are brittle subhumans i fear.....
>>152461338>I don't often eat snizzOther than your DEAD mother's?
>>152461386I kneel
>>152461333is joe supossed to be an OC exclusively created for the movie
>>152461496no he's an npc you fight in the first game
>>152461333is this joe guy an important character ?
>>152461496You remember the classic intro to street fighter where a white blonde dude is heeming some brazilian? That's Joe.
can volk beat joe ?
>>152461521he's going to have to b beef shawarma btw takeaway
you mean the OG street fighter where you could only play as Ryu or Ken right? So.. Volk didnt even get to play a playable character with actual lore and background? that's fucking grim
>>152461507Go find your mommy!Somalidaddies need to go potty!
dana white ufc
Farted myself awake.Smelled like Clozapig's dead mommy.
>>152461333Volk with hair is so back
Sanko just downed 20 hard boiled eggs I fear... oh dear...
>>152461580Wow that's almost as many eggs as the Somalidaddies ate before they took a fat stinky runny shit on Clozapig's dead mom!
Chills
>>152461580ufc isn't the same without lunatics
>>152461594booked faster than aspinall
>>152461588>NAH yall gon wait yo turn!
>>152461594@UFC 3 stds?
>>152461628Jamahal literally said this before punching in Clozapig's dead mommy's mushy mealy moldy maggoty squishy stinky skull and fucking it.
>>152461594ALGA KAZAKHSTAN!!! *spams kazakh flag emojis*
>>152461620Can't help yourself but shit on tom any time you can
oh no he's upset :(
You guys should be nice to Sanko
I'm gonna show you why they call me the Galactic Throat Mr. Gane....now unzip
>>152461682Just like when Somalidaddies do dastardly devious disgusting diarrhea dookies on its dead mommy's maggot minge I fear...
Ughhhhhhhhhh!!!It hurts!!!!There's no dwinky to dull the pain!!!I feel a fat bloody shit comin' on!!!Where's Clozapig's mom!!!!
what if after you lost an mma fight, you had to lick the sweat off your opponent so they would be cleanwouldnt that be totally fucked up?
>>152461641Stunde=hour Stunden=hours
>>152461751
>>152461751Now imagine it was the Somalidaddy dookie from Clozapig's dead mommy's twisty stinky maggot minge!
>December 12th >2009UFC 107: Penn vs Sanchez>2014TUF 20 Finale: Esparza vs Namajunas>2015UFC 194: Aldo vs. McGregor>2020UFC 256: Figueiredo vs. Moreno
WAAAAH JOANNA MAKE FUN OF MY WITTLE BLACK CLITTY WAAAAH I GONNA PUNCH HER NOW
Watthup playa!
>>152460463>t. Kyle
>>152461780How did you delude yourself into thinking it wasn't Joanna lashing out cause she was rejected
ME AOIFE!
>>152461798I dreamed of this
>joanna was playing the long game with the smelliest, most angriest and dumbest fighter on the roster A blackpill if there ever was one
>>152461782Crazy that Jamahal was trying to tap that!
>>152461798They offered him a trip to the Vatican to see the riches of the devil and warned him not to break the oath.
>>152461833Sybau
Nigga said most angriest
>>152461797
2 decades of training an joanna was never thought to never relax
>>152461798So if he gets caught banging whores again, she could divorce him and take his money now?
>>152461833>>152461798Since he was involved in politics he probably entered the pedophile network of the elites and we know how those pedos in the vaticans are like
>>152461879yallreadyknow
>>152461798Illuminated by God! Ibogaine has birthed a new era of Gooby!
>>152461879The pedophile network of elites hang out in Freemason temples
>>152461896
>>152460456>ariel hellajewy dedicates his entire adult life to this gay industry>blackballed by dana and makes it his mission to promote guys on the ufcs bad side after he got banned for breaking the lesnar fight news>turns to pootube to salvage his business>can't let go of his gay jewish biases>some fat retard in a beanie does his job x10 better, and is mildly entertaining>poowhiny views fucking plummet>niggawho video out for a day 80k~ views>fatguru already 100k+LMAO fucking decimated by some fat retard
>>152461860this is a problem in europoor countries, they had homogenous societies and never really had to deal with supreme violent retards like America always has, so when they started importing millions of them they have no clue what to do and still don't. I think Joanna wanted BBC and saw he had a bbc (baby black cock) was furious, cause all her life she dreamed of come to America and find the BBC she saw on her families webtv. MMA really weaves some tangled webs
>>152461941Nice tiles on that floor
>>152461945Virgin Guru acts like a clown for $2, while Chad Ariel gets endorsement deals that mog the views income. He doesn’t even need to interview at events anymore, the fighters literally come to him to be on his show. Seems like he’s doing alright.
>>152461945ariel helwani lived long enough to become sherdog. chills.
>>152461986The Freemasons of Ireland are to make a €2,500 charity donation after “incalculable” damage was caused to the organisation by Tucker Carlson’s interview with Conor McGregor.The interview was filmed in the Freemasons’ Hall venue last week and aired last Friday night.The organisation has since apologised and said it would not have accepted the booking if it knew what the venue was being used for.It said the Grand Lodge Conduct Committee will now investigate the use of the Grand Lodge Room, and a risk assessment will be carried out into the security of its venue at 17 Molesworth Street.
>>152461780
>>152462009>it's real
Mrs. Dee McGregor
So what's the latest update on the jamawl joanna beef? Who was in the wrong?
>>152461997they just use him as free publicity>>152462001lmao
>>152462076Many possible causes, many probable theories. Not since PvZ's bungussy has my MMA mind been so hard at work! I am still working out the details, but rest assured, when I have conclusive factual evidence of what transpired I will reveal the TRUTH!
>>152462076two retards with a language barrier arguing while shitfaced
>>152462180fuck this guy just explained mma social media for the past ten years. chills
Imagine mighty mouse taking a BWC
imagine mighty mouse with a BWC
imagine mighty mouse was a BWC
imagine mighty BWC was a mouse
imagine mighty mouse with a BBL
Guys Royval vs Kape is tomorrow
>>152462268I honestly cant stop laughing, imagine him doing a twerk routine after winning a 12 round decision with an ass that weighs half as much as he does
>>152462087They need the publicity, he needs the content. It's mutually beneficial, but he is making a living off getting to hang out with the best fighters for an hour.
mighty blouse needs to do that shit in Saudi Arabia
>>152462288best is pushing it I could kill most of these fighters with traps from home alone just call them good fighters, you are polishing ariels rat knob a bit much here
I might start dressing like this. What do you guys think?
>>152462311Ariel may be part of the tribe, but even Dana has been a bigger rat than him in recent years so it's hard to not take his side.
>>152462282>>152462268I get 15 minites for my break and this is the first thing I see. Guys come on we can do beter
>>152462374I figure fuck them both, at least Dana gave us years of really entertaining content and photos. Ariel is a disgusting rodent abomination, doomed to beg Rampage for a shot at Jaxxon the rest of his miserable life
>>152462378the state of mma and ufc has sapped our posting strength awnestly dawg, it's so hard to care about the landscape of nothing
>>152461682it's not much but it's honest work
>>152462432Mayhap this is the time you guys give The Two Straws Poscast an hoenst shot? Its fantnastic content and you guys have shit in my face for years for trying to incite discussion vis an vis; the podcast, for many years. Food for thought.
>>152461798>Chiesa di Santo Stefano degli Abissini>Saint Stephen of the Abyssinians is an Ethiopian Catholic chapel located in the Vatican City. The church dedicated to Stephen the ProtomartyrPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>>152462453I'm American and you bring up food. I hope our government makes shielding for us against this temptation soon.
gooby getting married in some hap chapel is peak comedy maybe the feds found kinahan and he's trying to secure assets before getting arrestedpoor chandler will be devastated
>>152462378you spent your 15 here.. damn sun
>>152462453I would very much enjoy plapping Angela Hill. Respectfully
>>152462475
>>152462513delete this webm
imagine angela hill dressed up like jackie brown
>>152462516>Ozempic changed my life!
>>152462472>cries about ethiopians blacking ireland>gets married in an ethiopian templeLMAO
>>152462565gooby has lost the plot
>>152462587lmfao shouldnt have laughed at this but did
Royval vs KapeGood vs EvilFreedom vs FateRaw Dog vs Starboy
Tall vs Short
QRD on the Ngannou inerview? I'm not watching it.BTW Conor was married today, and the path to the presidency is still there for him.
https://youtu.be/Iiu7IPYeKn4?si=HwvAqssdTouTxCZD
>>152462587You have lost your mom.
>>152462647Ngumbo is a shifty violence prone fuck, the entire time he gets furious at Ariel's questions then his head does a phase in phase out thing and he smiles and replies in his buh buh buh style, it fucking sucks but proves what everyone already knew he's african
>>152462647speaking of ngannou your conor got married in an ethiopian whatever they use
we do the aljo dab here
I want dey fight with Jon jones
>>152462689Sterling vs guy in the skreetz
>>152462661did he mention why he didn't fight in the pfl this year
Never BledNever TappedNo Known Weaknesses Thomas R. Aspinall
*punches you*FAAAAAAAAA
bring her homeBRING. HER. HOME.
ATTENDING
>>152462652
>>152462769i got a punchers chance with him
>>152462753seeing gooby mid gooning session goes crazy fr :skull:
Middlefinger to Schaubs enemys
I think ngubu saw that Nemkov is really good and that if he gets exposed again, it will signal the end for his image
Clozapig really tries to type in lower case now to hide from its Spamdaddies KWADMP!!!
>>152462863so they then leak a story to pressure him back to be sacrificed on the white house card prelims. the fight game be like that b
The inactivity form the UFC is so bad for our mental states hear. Do you think when Volkanovski cant fight he sits in an dark room and looks at printouts of various coloured Schabs while muttering 'Bo Nigger'? In an word?; hauntingly beautiful
>>152462882Kwab, what a pathetic dead mom fat clozapine addicted bitch
I wish I could throw you guys a big display case of Xyience and help you get over your mental issues
Chills.
there are unironiquely like 3 finnish denizens who frequent weem
>>152462947Wow and all of them are obese with dead mom's? Chills.
please stop with the somali mommy daddy lore, it's too much for me right now I might go full diego
>>152462992nightmare or dream stage sanchez?
>>152463003
>>152462969
>>152463041Daaamn that dude is dead like clozapig's maggoty mommy!
>>152463069he wasnt actually killed its a tv show the actor is still alive i presume
>>152463069stop making posts like this. I swear it's like one or two of you with this ridiculous shit and it doesn't catch on. You're like the retarded freak in the family we avoid talking about. Stop it.
>>152463138You sound upset, you're a victim :(
>PR weddingkhabib won every aspect of the fight
I noticed all the worthless retarded Finland posts stopped when we started mentioning his dead ass mom. Hmm?
Thinking about Sanko's plastic tits
Tomala is not headlining ufc white house
Alexander Volkanovski will appear in the Street Fighter movie, playing Joe
The famous street fighter character, Joe
im only interested in the anthony smith movie
>>152463020
>>152463184woah b you stopped finland from posting for maybe 15 minutes you're like a hero like iron man or starboy
Based belal
Smiff got >a 30 minute montage for his retirement>a highlight reel of his wins>a standing ovationDominic cruz, aldo and cejudo got>....
>>152463317Smiff got jelly roll it was cringe
>>152463279I act like this and save videos like this.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>152463346
>>152463137
>>152463362pillow hands
>>152463346No street fights here please
>>152463412Sometimes I forget I'm too TUF for this place
>>152463317Dana has something against latinos
>>152463462Is moreno washed?
>>152463486he'd love holding a triangle in UFC BJJ for 5 minutes
>>152463474Brett 100% sandblasted Joanna. 100%.
I'm a loser in life and I don't want to even fuck Joanna so it's giggle-worthy to see these folks get angry when their base everything is KOing each other. I'm scared.
>>152463292Mad bitch.
horse tooth poland whore approach american negro, never ends good.
GOOBY TIED THE KNOTHE WILL NEVER FIGHT AGAIN IT'S OVER
>>152463544that's not very captain america of you b
I'll be the new Finlandso guys, how 'bout that minge?
>>152463598grr the thought of you having sex has enraged me
Islam won the first volk fight
>>152463598Very nice and tight, thank you
>>152463458Well remember from now on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JJiGbJ9WIo>two warriors going toe to toe
>>152463612For me it's just annoying that he lies about it all the time.
Hey man, ah leave me alone you knowHey man, well Henry, get off the phone, I gottaHey man, I gotta straighten my faceThis mellow black chick just put my spine out of placeHey man, my school day's insaneHey man, my work's down the drainHey man, well she's a total blam-blamShe said she had to squeeze it but she... then she...Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticketI'm back from Suffragette CityOh don't lean on me manCause you ain't got time to check itYou know my Suffragette CityIs outta sight... she's all right
>>152463633hope remains
Touching women is haram alhamdullilah
>>152463701Didn't this dude used to wrap his arm around Mini Khabib?
>>152463701>threatened to beat ishowspeed to deathBased or cringe?
>>152463701Honestly? respect, if you read sicilian books and shake women's hands, you are a nerd who needs a wedgie
jtb has planted honestly respect into the lexicon of every heemer and for that i tip my hat to a fellow chigga
>>152463701This guy is such a fucking faggot
can't hoverhand if you never extend hand brazza
>>152463701this is why getting blown by a dude is halal
I wonder what will be allah's reaction when the brazzas in heaven ignore the 7 minges and they go swim together in that river that flows with kvass, shitnigguh style
just took a dump in Sneed Lake and the fish started devouring the log like a bunch a piranha on a cow, shit was crazy
>>152463689What are you talking about, you've reverted already. Are you proud of yourself?
Everytime i think of allah, an image of luke thomas appears in my head. Astaghfirullah!
>>152463701Hahaha what is our lad doing there? This doesn't seem right
>>152463721It's fine with female children, they're not women
>>152463701only american women kek
Manel kape ? He's losing in an embarrassing way.
>>152463935hmm interesting how old was muhammad's youngest wife?
>>152463862Don't shit in my pond playa
Why does that weird sneed guy hate Finland so much
>>152464079mr finland fucked his wife, obviously
>>152464079I'm not weird, I'm really cool
>>152464079finland is kinda annoying
phil hawes? a b-b-b-beast, b.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Deadlifted, back rounded, fuck shitted
>>152464153Not really, how is he?
>>152464161He actually is, I don't know how he just keeps losing recently
Just fucked some minge today guys hur you believe me right?
>>152464122He's not into women so that's obviously not it. Something must've been said a long time ago, but how bad could it have been to get under your skin that much haha
I look like Luke Rockhold btw
Hope yuo guys dont talk bad about me when im not around.
gonna need yalls to shut the fuck up now
Can we talk yet
>>152464298no bitch
yeah, remember this feelingresume talking now
>>152464333You're power mad
Should Max and Olivera have to make 155 for the BMF championship fight?
What's the point of marching if you just ignore messages?
>>152464511Wdwtch
>>152464516Talmbout Masonic heems? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Lake_Masonic_Temple
I'm starting to doubt the Gillan Robertson hype
>>152464519they look like father and son
>>152464661She would have made a great succubus.
>>152464756>british people celibrate christmas
>>152464756ah, no, that sounds gay. I will have sex with women
>>152464854It makes me so happy knowing Ari is on the side of Christ and justice.
>>152464854WE FOLLOW THEMhttps://youtu.be/EqWRaAF6_WY
/heem/ meetup be like
>>152464882>T: And I don't want anyone in the crowd that can't afford to bathe in artesian water. Not a single poor in the crowd!>Ari Emmanuel: Y-y-yes sir Mr. President Trump, sir. W-we'll keep the poor people out, you wo->T: And middle class! Middle class, too! I hate the middle class.>Ari Emmanuel: Of course, sir, yes. Yes, sir! We'll keep everyone without a private jet out.>T: And Arman! I hate those stupid big food videos. Absolutely disgusting. Small bites. That's how it's done. >Ari Emmanuel: Haha, yes, fuck Arman! Yes, Satan will be happy to hear this!
>>152464935I did not laugh but I respect your attempt.
>Sure. >The game's taught you how to strut, how to talk shit, how to hit. >But what else? Suddenly, there's no more money, no more women, no more applause. No more dream.
moe rab got snubbed because he refused to win
unfunny faggot
>>152465026should be CHAMA
>>152465026Should be Gane for obvious reasons, no need to explain why.
>>152461511Nope. He's never been mentioned outside of the first game, wherein he only appears an a non-playable character you fight for two rounds, then he's just gone.
Some of you dudes are such nit pickers what role was Volk supposed to get? What casting would have satisfied you? Dudes getting a paycheck for putting on a wig and probably three days on set good for him.
Was watching the fights and a Polish chick reached for my bbc
>>152465045have sex ganecel. its never been funny. go outside. touch grass. end ya fuckin bloodline.
>>152465123Your iq is too low to comprehend what he said.
>>1524650450-0-0 (1NC)incredible year for the shitter
>>152465151but enough about tom aspinall
Why do Polish women have weird randomly generated heads? Like walnuts in a sack
>>152465175Poland proved that's it's the only slavic country that can produce athletes, serbia, croatia, albania and all those shitholes can only produce bums.Conclusion = only polish wombs can produce fighters in slavland
>>152465236>mma>athletesHOLY MOTHER OF KEK
Tomorrow is the last ufc event for espn. What’s your thoughts on the espn era of ufc and what do you hope for the paramount era?
>>152465243Fighters are athletes yes :)
>>152465262*heems the shit out of you*
>>152465262>espn era thoughtsbrought in, and catered to nothing but faggots>paramount era hopesless faggots
>>152465287Lurk moar newfag :)
who is the james vick of the bantamweight division
let's go fuck
>>152465333oh snap we talmbout the texecutioner b, iz gotta be no love if we talkin str8 comps
>>152465358No
if GSP didn't mind getting dogwalked by Kektain Ameriqua then I don't get why Volk would.
Pointing to her Polish womb.
PFL Africa 4 Mambute vs Nakenta
Steven seagal is a respected superstar, all fighters love him
>>152465467francis gave steven the cold shoulder at the ufc office. pretty fucked up
''Making a movie with Steven Seagal is le greatest honor in le life'' George saint pierre
>>152465489>george, you've worked with the best, and fought some too. where does steven rank?EhEHhHEhH he-he his a guood strik-oi-er, so i mean i ehEHhHh have to-uh be careful u-kno, i uhEhH wuould use my westl-ing to uhah take him down haheh nd my jew jits who to fight for as longas it-uh tekes
>>152465473That coon could have gotten his head split by seagal
aikido is too dangerous to be used in mma. thats why its used by real heemers like seagal
.
>/heem/ when taira uppercut zeems vanjeet
>>152465489He almost heemed captain America too
>>152465541segal owns the brazilians. look at feijao getting pieced up
My mom's buying me a cheese burger and milkshake
>>152465581Chills.
>>152465589she bought me two
>>152465589
My mom bought me 2 large meatlovers pizzas, what do you think about that Clozzy?
>>152465603
being a frustrated virgin must be a good background for MMA cause you can unleash all your anger in the octagonsomeone should try that
>>152465624jon jones
>>152465624didnt work for cerrone :(
big asian tits
milknel kape
>>152465613Post a pic of the 'za
>>152465624Didn't work for hitler
>>152465624Does joshua van have a gf? Hes a ubermanlet and SEA but I feel like he punches above his weight with women too
>>152465615Nah wtf
>>152465652Hitler had sex
>>152465639velvet_7
>>152465673hes been russian for over a decade lmao u just get internet?
>>152465677Ig you can call getting raped by soviets ''sex''
>>152465688Kys pedo
>>152465683preaching to the choir bappa
>>152465696Hitler killed himself in argentina after the memory getting raped by soviet took a toll
>152465745
>>152465745Historians debate this theory to this very day.
>>152465745excellent post
YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES OF HELL
I think that was a bad post
What are some mma terminology you just hate?
back to back ppvs in the new year
>>152465820>Ack!
>>152465827womens mma
>>152465836Why couldn't Jack do this
>>152465849Jack is a bum who should have never been champ.
wobbie wawwer
>>152465827bmf
>>152465827mollywhoppedtwistermission control
Daniel Cormier & Derrick Lewis’s together are COMEDY gold
>>152465917Why did you post this.
>>152465944Because its funny as fuck? Stupid mouthbreathing sommelier of smemga? Respectfully.
>>152465917Gonna check it out thank you>>152465944Kill yourself
>>152465944this used a period lmao
i dont want you all breathing my air
>>152466015tell me how i'm supposed to breathe with no airCan't live, can't breathe with no air
>>152466015alright then*braps*
>>152466034
>>152466015Shut the fuck up faggot. Australia heemed you
>>152466090no street fights allowed.
>>152465827i dont like it when they say "slept" like with a knockout. "Oohhh he slept him" its just too close to "slept with him" which makes it sound so gay
>>152466112that's not a street
>>152465857That too.
>>152466112That's clearly somebody's yard you idiot
>>152460456Arial told Francis to leave the UFC and now he's finally destroyed any chance he had at returning
>>152464477
>>152466112we've been this road before, street fights are heem related
we watching tuff-n-uff?
I put a hole in a nigga for fuckin with me
Gimme two margaritas ima open my ass
>>152466221I'm watching that crap here
>>152466253
Conor's greatest hit
upvote
>>152466228Hes Barlog now!!!!
>*bzzzzzt* *bzzzzzt* >*bzzzzzt* *bzzzzzt*
What the fuck are "vibe picks"
>>152466364don't let the hos hear you asking that
Seagal taught the Dragon how to do his signature rush, and worked on his crane kick. When we ask ourselves, why is the UFC struggling? It is because Steven Seagal isn't training this next generation.
jaymel hill could learn a thing or two for his joanna fight from sensei seagal
stoppy lol
Royval by decision. Calling it.
>>152466434good call
kape by gynKO calling it.Actually go watch Royval's interview mid fight week. His eyes are glassy showcasing a broken spirit. He cant win. hardcores and tapology all picking him and they all find out satday nite bruva
>Ummm and then you know what ? Francis grabbed by my shirt !! Like, how fucking dare you ? Hello ??? What the fuck ! Ummm and I told him "don't fucking touch me bitch !" and Hunter was like "Yaaaas slay keep going don't let him play with you giiiiirl !"
there is a division in the ufc where 3 of the last 5 title fights included sean strickland
f00k i'm hi af yeh
looking for something, tomala?
would. >bet placed
>>152466506yeah mate where's me peepers ? me peepin orbs ! where are they ? tell me ciryl
heem sleepy
heem stoppy
>>152466543Wdwtch>>152466544Wdwtch
>>152466628
damn karate crackhead done gone and lost
>>152466521Would
UFC is more valuable than gay soccer
kape is a fucking meme he was dodging mokaev like he had pereira power
>>152466780Canadian opinion = Wgaf!
>>152466798GSP > big rig
>>152466780Kape vs Mokave
>>152466819
>>152462453just dropping in to say I like Jessica Penne
>>152466835
>>152466865
>>152466865You...you cant do that man....its too early for this.....no not like this
>>152466808bold & wrong!
im boycotting that thread. faggot ((you)) hound ill heem you at the mini mart bitch
>>152466865my fellow American:due to the chimpout itt, I support your OP. heem bless
Nooo it cant be....why would you do this?? Whyyyyyy
In the end evil....wins...
death to early threads
>>152467020>>152467039insecure faggots couldnt exist in the moment
