BREAKING>BREAKING>Kirk Cousins signs modified contract with the Falcons after Thursday's performance. The contract includes additional incentives and a 2 year extension with an additional $90M guaranteed over 2 years, bringing to the total to $180M guaranteed over 4 years. It appears the Falcons have settled on their starter. Per @AdamSchefter
my vikies will bootyblast the dallas cowboys from the lovely state of texas :)
Rams lost to the Panthers lel
>>152474478Honestly looking forward to that game. Vikings vs Cowboys always feels like a good game to turn on.
>>152474471Th-thank you Kirk Coupons...
Is there any European country where soccer (Association football) is the most popular and quintessential sport, where Association football (soccer) is on the same level as religion, and that is a European country that has never hosted an NFL International Series game and is anti-USA and anti-NFL?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_International_Serieshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Europe
>>152474498>>152474471What about moX Penis?
>>152474462Plastic Rams have no fans.
>>152474507Holy shit it's Costa Rica. I thought you were gone forever. Did you finally find your depressing shitty team? Or how about the racist team whose logo you want to change? Are you going to keep finding new questions to ask this general until you're dead?
>>152474562he will be dead soon inshallah
>>152474507I fucking love this bit kek
>>152474530Already a bust, his body is held together by duct tape and staples
>>152474590>>152474327>>152474327
>>152474605New Zealand doesn't have cities we have hobbit villages connected by underground railroads
>>152474507Who is more impressive for their dedication? Costa Rica? The AI spammer? The webm spammer? There are so many fascinating people here.
>>152474653I tried to post something for a month or two in /mlb/ and just gave up because it got boring. Amazing that people will still do this for as long as they do.
I just remembered that NZ is nearly a whole day ahead of the PNW in USA. Fucking just past 8AM on Sunday for them whereas it's only just past 11AM on a Saturday morning here in Seattle.
>Wions making some autist seethe uncontrollably again
>redskins had a break out season with Daniels just to kill the Lions and then die themselves the year afterHate em
>>152474478Lovely?
Football Team was unironically a good name for Washington.
>>152474723based commies, detoilets got far too uppity after just 2 years of success
>>152474748Skins > wft >>>>> commanders
>>152474750your team is probably 100000x gayer
>>152474484No shame in that, my panthers are good
>>152474771see what i mean? you fags earned it
>The Bills are not as good as they've been hyped up to be. Mark Schlereth visited their facilities and came away saying he was thoroughly unimpressed top to bottom EXCEPT for Josh Allen. The Bills, and McDermott in particular, are in the hot seat here. If they get swept by New England in Vrabel's first year, they have to take a very serious look at cleaning house outside of QB-Colin CowherdFair or no?
>ESPN knows about the burrs fan fucking cheese
>>152474807>didn't deny the accusationgay boy, just come out and admit you're a fudgepacker
>>152474808Mcdumbass should have been canned after 15 seconds.
>>152474748I agree solely on the notion that it was extremely fitting for the soulless censorship that the name change represented.
>loinsfags still have the gall to act like NFL royalty
>>152474808Not really. They've got some nice pieces on both sides of the ball. I think their O and D lines are balling out. I also think McDermott and Joe Brady are very good coaches who don't get enough credit. Brandon Beane has let the team down more the last 5 years than any specific player or coach. I don't think he's a bad GM but he left the cupboard bare at WR and D line for too long
>>152474462Youngcuck isn’t gonna like this one
>>152474808Yeah, they're a bottom 10 team, maybe even bottom 5, without Allen (and Cook)
Well, which fanbase is it?
I hope everyone's having a Botacular Saturday!
>>152474917Lions
>>152474917Vikings and Bills obviously. To be fair to the Bills, at least they do have some reason to talk shit since they have their franchise QB for the next decade and will probably always be competitive while he's there.
>>152474917the heckin wholesome reddit hypothetical superbowl duobills and lions
>>152474917100% made for Vikings fans and I'm not even a fan of one of their rivals
>>152474917Bills
>having a melty when a team that never won anything says a mean thingyou're not this sensitive, right?
>>152474917Kangz for sure. Fucking all I heard in the offseaon was how JJ McCarthy was gonna be great and their O line was gonna ball out after getting those two injury prone cunts from the Colts. Kwesi ngubu is a fuckwit who can't draft for shit. No idea how he ever got the job
Goffie finna boutta blast the Rams' asshole a million miles in. He may not win an owl but the tradeoff is he will win every showdown with Stafford from here on.
What happens when the niggles lose to the raidies at home this weekend?
>>152474980I used to seethe at viqueerposters, but then I just accepted it as loud but tolerable banter.
>>152474808I hate to admit it, but he's (mostly) right, and I'm saying this as a Bills fan. Outside of Cook and his TEs, Josh is pretty much the only reason why the Bills are "competitive". It's not quite necessarily the narrative I want to believe in because it forces me to think that Josh has to basically be Superman when in reality we all know that one guy can't win games singlehandedly. Until our defense tightens up in a noticable way, I don't think the Bills can expect to go anywhere past the Divisional round. Sad but true.
>>152475002How do you rate your GM?
Kiwi doesnt know ball
The Jets still have not won the AFL/AFC East more than the Houston Oilers have. The Oilers haven't played in the AFL/AFC East for 56 years. They haven't existed as a team for 29 years.
>>152474462We're in no position to laugh at anyone. One loss could send the Rams to the 6 seed. Doesn't help that the Niners and Seahawks are playing the Rivers Colts these next two weeks.
>>152474793Tet McMillan is so good
>>152475056HAHAHAHA POKEMON!!!!!! LOL HELLO FELLOW REDDITOR, TAKE THIS UPVOTE AND GO RAMS XD SIDENOTE: I THINK WE HAVE THE QUIRKIEST FANS
>>152475049I know more than Kwesi ngubu at the very least
>>152475076Sire induced meltie
>>152474793Damn, i thought Chris Shula was a defensive mastermind
>>152475076The fact that you knew that was a pokemon kinda outed yourself as a nerd, retard.
>>152474997
>hispanic boogeyman went from a white fanbase with a black qb to a white fanbase with a white qb
>>152475117Not really
>>152475056They could also miss the playoffs if they don’t win their next two games
i miss the muttspammer
>>152474997my raiders won't blow this, we're getting that #1 pick and no matter how the refs fuck us over into a win or the eagles straight up trolling by losing for fun will stop it, although fucking the chiefs over is tempting
>>152475151Why do you want the #1 pick so bad? Mendoza?
>>152475151The Raiders will win this. Their humiliation ritual hasn’t concluded yet.
>PLS PLS GIVE ME ATTENTIONNo
>>152475173Yes
>>152475188Mendoza is a dweeb and he may possibly get raped in the parking lot of the raiders stadium
>>152475173That or the chance to fix the OL>>152475174nice try queefsfan, tell Pat McCarthy to stop crying like a bitch
We wuz supposed to be Kangz this season, for real this time. That's why it had to be like that.
>>152475195Ynr Christian Goodboy Carr
>>152475188He’ll probably be a dud like most of the qbs who are good in cfb
>>152475211Carr is a good guy but he was never a nerd or dork like mendoza is
why doesn't chikaner champion the kangz or bunglesthey both have a white coach and QB
What if Carson Beck beats 'doza in the 'offs?
There are a lot of good and important games this weekend, I can't wait! I love football!
>>152475195The Raiders and their fans are soft pussies these days in Vegas
>>152475244Burrow is an honorary blackJJ Mahomes is dogshit
>>152475254I don't get how anyone watches CFB outside of the playoffs. There are like thousands of college football games per year and maybe 1% of them are actually competitive and worth watching. How do you tolerate the shit factor? Why can't they balance the college football league better so its parity is closer to NFL level?
Mendoza will get exposed by Taco Techs defense
>>152475263burrow is a based white autist from ohio thobeit
>>152475149The math is on their side in that regard. Packers, Bears, Niners, Lions and Seahawks all play each other multiple times in the next couple weeks. Some of them will have to lose.
>>152475293Yes but he has swag like a brotha, his best friend is also a brotha, and he's ready to tell the Bengals to trade him or he's retiring...like a brotha
>>152475280It depends why you're watching. Most of the time I'm just watching to notice talent rather than expecting a close competitive game for 4 quarters. For some people that wouldn't be enjoyable I get it but for me it is
>>152475304Panthers will have something to play for against Seattle too
Reminder JFFM cried when Flacco's browns beat his gayvens
flutie make ya seethe?
>>152475076bootyblasted over a simple Sire
>>152475280Cfb is a mess without structure and good teams are still full of amateurs. I’ve never understood why it’s so popular, especially in markets with NFL teams. Most games are pretty boring to watch.
>>152475329Joe Flacco has never beat the Ravens retard. The only 2 teams in the NFL he has never won at least one game against are the Ravens and Seahawks. Nice headcanon schizo
>>152475343Rob Johnson
>>152475150He's still here but isn't spamming his charts
>>152475346You are a giant faggot, probably the gayest poster ive come across.
Who drafts ryback?
>>152475304It’s unlikely they miss but it’s possible. It’s possible for the Seahawks to miss too. None of the divisions have separation except for the east but the Eagles are slumping and could lose out
when does Noah Knigga get drafted?
>>152475343That astroturf looks brutal. Can’t believe they played on what was essentially a carpet
>>152475343My grandmother LOVED (I mean ADORED) Doug Flutie.
>>152475346This you?
>>152475437yeah lmao they didn't even wear cleats, he's wearing basketball shoes in that image
You know what? I'll say it. I don't care about that dirty ass bitch TJ's lung getting popped.
>>152475386Posy yfw the Niners get the 1 seed
ARMY vs. NAVY slop kino>>152470708>>152470708>>152470708
>>152475241He was in college
>>152475524
>>152475431Ravens
>>152475544>janny/mod retard deleted the thread Lmfao
Our offense is better than the packers, lol
>>152475642Yes wtf was up with that?NEW ARMY vs NAVY THREAD>>152475658>>152475658>>152475658
>>152475642>>152475683It was a porn thumbnailt. Coomer
>>152475594This dude is a legend >>152475681Based, how do you think the rest of the szn goes? Bears and Xeattle are the only threats left and neither of them two are world beaters, especially if there's any mental pressure on Darnold coming the last week.
>>152474956>Bills>trash talkthe only thing they talk about is how much they like Josh Allen.
Just bet my life savings on Philip Rivers throwing for 300 Yards and 3 TDs against Seattle
>>152476465He's getting injured on the first drive
>>152476385He's learned that he's more than a football player. He's a cuck.
>>152476385Poor guy. She was in True Grit at like 12 years old. No such thing as a sane child actor. She has to be cuckoo nuts
>>152476385That’s Michael B. Jordan’s baby.
It's over
>>152475280there's 1-2 decent games a week and maybe 1 surprise victory, but yeah it's mostly dogshit blowoutsthe entire thing is rigged as fuck with the committee, but at least there's 12 spots now (need 16 next)
>>152476465making yourself a cool $20 huh
>>152476385Ok, /nfl/, who is the father?
>>152476695see >>152476575
The only seasons where the best QB in the regular season won the SB>2022: Mahomes>2009: Brees>2006: Manning>1999: Warner>1996: Favre>1994: Young>1991: Rypien>1989: Montana>1977: Staubach>1971: Staubachalso would have 2016 Brady but he missed 4 games
>>152475356I feel like the appeal is closer rooted tribalism especially if you went to school there and scouting/discussing who might be future NFL talent can be pretty fun but yeah the games tend to a mess
You guys remember when Filthadelphians threw rocks at Patullo's house because he wasn't letting Hurts throw anything other than a screen pass?
>>152475468not my bag
>>152476363now make her pregnant
>>152476758eagles fans are retarded yes
>>152476869
>>152474462Top 25 RBs of All Time1. Barry Sanders2. Jim Brown 3. Walter Payton4. Ladanian Tomlinson5. Marshall Faulk6. Emmitt Smith 7. Erik Dickerson8. Gale Sayers9. Earl Campbell10. OJ Simpson 11. Adrian Peterson 12. Marcus Allen 13. Bo Jackson 14. Tony Dorsett 15. Derrick Henry 16. Curtis Martin17. Thurman Thomas 18. Jerome Bettis 19. John Riggins20. Christian McCaffrey21. Terrell Davis 22. Larry Czonka23. Tiki Barber 24. Roger Craig 25. Edgerrin James
>>152476895now post her feet
>>152476895i don't see a vikings baby kicking around in her womb
>>152476592They can afford to be without CMC against the Titans. If this sidelines him for the last 3 games though, they’ll miss the playoffs
>>152476919where is kalen ballage?
>>152476919LT too high, AP too low. Emmitt too low
>>152476981LT put up the best stats ever for a running back. It's not his fault the kicker was a choker.
Redditffalo Bills
>>152475595I said WHEN
>>152476575Michael B Jordan is a homosexual
>>152476919Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
>>152477173most overrated runningback of that decade lol
>>152477172If you say so, Josh.
>>152474808mcdermott is a giant pussy clapper machine.joshie bails him out on a weekly basis
>>152476895i would beat this bitch in the back of the head with a brickDIE cownigger
>>152474808True. Bills would be a bottom 5 team without Allen.
>>152476895watch out!
i farted and it stunk so bad my dog growled at me
tuck ruletuck ruletush pushtush pushthey're gonna tush pushlining up for the tush pushtuck ruletush pushstupid ass shit hate these stupid fucking names
>rasm vs loins Stafford and Puka are gonna cook my cardiac cats aren't they?Also never pinch a nerve in your lower back anonsHoly fuck this sucks
tuck pushtush rule
>>152476919Jahmyr Gibbs will be on this list someday
>>152476385im so fucking jealous bros
>>152477374Kek gotta claim your territory sometimes
>>152474808all of their playoff losses were on McDermott being a fucking retard, literally the white Todd Bowels.
>>152477385tuck rule hasn't been a thing for years anon
Josh Allen just isn't clutch.
>>152476919Where's Danny Woodhead?
Bussy ruleBussy push
>>152476919wheres mike gillislee?
Final standings predictions 1. Broncos - 14-32. Bills 13-43. Jaguars 11-64. Steelers 9-85. Patriots 13-46. Chargers 10-77. Texans 10-71. Niners 13-42. Packers 12-4-13. Eagles 10-74. Panthers 8-95. Rams 13-46. Seahawks 13-47. Bears 11-6
>>152477411Not if he suffers a torn acl like Chubb.
>>152477550probably working the drive thru lane at McDonald's
>>152475498Best post in this thread
>>152477511He's been let down by teammates after leading potential game winning/tying drives at least twice
>>152477700Maybe he shouldn't be so anti clutch.
>>152477634classic NFCS
hailee is pregnant
>>152477511the buffalo chokejobs have the classic strategy of 'we need to stop winning late game and rely on our defense'problem lies in in coaching...although josh is one of the ugliest motherfuckers at qb in my opinion, just unsettling uncanny valley face with nothing going on behind his eyes
>>152476919Why is Bo Jackson so high?
>>152477781and Michael B Jordan is the father
>>152476919>>152477799Wait I didn't even see that LMAO. Most overrated football player of all time.
>>152477820you cant prove that
Proof defense wins championships:If you have an unstoppable defense and trash offense, your opponent scores 0 points and you still never lose. You could even win with defensive TDs.If you have an unstoppable offense, the team with the final possession has a chance to win.Reference the Bungholes, shitbirds and Razersharts
>>152477794He's not ugly, just swarthy like Big Baker and Danny J
>>152475365oh hell no
jim harbaugh has more rushing yards than bo jackson and niggas are putting him above edge and terrell davis
>>152477894you edge to terrell davis?
>>152477832You can’t disprove it
>>152477918elway does
Here are the Drake Maye webms
im still not sold on the Pats, nor Drake Maye
Domes should be mandatory in areas with cold winters.The reason why I'm saying this is because I actually was at the Chiefs vs Dolphins game at Arrowhead that was under 0F and people were absolutely miserable. It was so cold I spent half the game in a men's bathroom that reeked of piss since it was literally the only place I could escape the freezing temperatures. The temperature would have been fine if I was doing physical activity but simply standing up in the nosebleed section had me on the verge of hypothermia. Don't talk to me about cold I've endured worse than you can imagine.
>>152477935post the one where he was rattled by nothing against the bungles and threw an easy pick six near their own goal line
>>152477944I'm sold on him. He can sling the fuck out of the ball.
>>152477922you cant disprove that theres a pink elephant on the moon
>>152477954When Mommy tells you to where a jacket you need to listen.
>>152477954Pussy
>>152477954Wah cry more sissyboy.
>>152477954You chose to go to that game, anon. You can't blame the weather for a choice that you consciously made, dumbass. Next time stay at home and watch the game. Can't handle the cold? Stay the fuck inside.
>Buccs>Saints>Browns>Bengals
drake maye throws to wide open receivers against dogshit teams
>>152478008elite as fuck
>>152478034It was dangerous.
>>152478086maybe if youre a little pissbaby cuckold chief sissy
>>152478055Checked!
>>152477954KWABOTD
>>152477835Rebuttal, Browns this year.
>>152478062What's with these shitty crops?
gee willikers how did drake maye complete a pass against the terrifying tennessee defense
>>152478097Maye gives me hope that maybe the QB position will bounce back. The past couple years have been relatively terrible for QBs. This year is the worst I've ever seen. Maye actually plays the position properly and is one of the favorites for MVP. Hopefully we see more Mayes soon.
>>152477954weak men (you) create hard times (now)
>>152474808Its already decided for it to be Bills v Eagles or Bills vs Packers Super Bowl.
>>152478127I got the webms from a single highlight video. I didn't feel like downloading and clipping from 10+ separate videos.
>>152476592Time for Bryan Robinson! Hope he's OK. I'm thinking he'll be back next week. Back could be anything knee or leg is like giga concern time. Let's think of it as an extended bye for him.
>>152477981We'll know in a few months, I think Allen will be KWAB of a lifetime if that baby is a noglet
Kenny Pickett will destroy the Eagles tomorrow and ruin my Raidies draft pick
>>152476592cant believe it took this long to see CMC on IR
>>152476919Marcus Allen was sabotaged by Al Davis
>>152478228AIYEEEEEEEE I WAS TOLD THE PATRIOTS CAN ONLY BEAT BAD TEAMS
A bunch of webms of Drake Maye tearing apart shit defenses? Wow. Gee wouldn't it be something if the Patriots got exposed in the playoffs?
Drake Maye lost to the Raiders
>>152478228Chiefs are free money
>>152478238this retard thinks gambling odds mean anything lmao
>>152478256Is this true?
Tomorrow the chargers will finally have fans because tomorrow, WE ARE ALL CHARGER FANS!.. for 3 hours
None of these throws are impressive
>>152478240They are still great throws regardless. Don't hate on Maye, at least he's not a meme shitter scrambler fraud.
>>152478270Mahomes magic will shine once more.The Charge is declined.
>>152477643>He won't be good if he gets a career ending injury No shit retard
im the only smart one in this thread, the rest of you are mouth breathing retards
Nine
I have a trivia question.Which quarterback holds the longest active streak of games played without throwing multiple interceptions? This quarterback has played 27 straight games without throwing multiple interceptions. Jalen hurts held this claim until his 4 interception game on Monday night.
>>152478366Hey I breathe through my nose asshole
>>152478432i think it might unironically be caleb
>>152478366this guy knows ball
>>152478432Jacoby Brisket
>>152478366I don't remember making this post
>>152478432Ryan Leaf
>>152478432Ryback
>>152478432you can't throw an interception if you hand off the ball every play
>>152478432Ryan Tannehill
>>152474462I dreamed that tomorrow's Patriots-Bills game happened and the Patriots won with over 400 points on the board. So obviously New England is going to win.
>>152476385why is this recorded like a big foot sighting??
>>152478494Because a white couple in America is harder to find than Bigfoot.
>>152478443You got it. Caleb Williams threw 2 interceptions in each of his second and third career games last season and has only thrown 8 (in 8 separate games) in the 27 games he's played since.
Fake Gaye winning an MVP would ruin the sport
>>152476385uhh guys? this means they fucked?
>>152478520that on top of allen winning it last year and lamar stealing it from cmc the year before will officially invalidate the award
There was just an active shooter in my city like 15 mins away from me.
>>152478366>I'm the only smart one in this threadThe red dots are D-Linemen. Is this an even or an odd front? You have 5 seconds to answer, no googling.
>>152478549Only a flyover would think this is a big deal
>>152478569uhh last i checked 4 is an even number kekits even, dumb question. next.
>>152478549pats are ass. don't get shot
>>152478549just tell him nohe cant legally shoot you without your consent
>Boo! Go Pats!
>>152478510>Hailee>white
>>152474462Come watch México vs Canadá >>152474084
>>152478617jeez
itt: oh yea that happened
>>152478549I could be on the west side of Chicago in 15 minutes. It's not a big deal.
>>152478273>>152478122, >>152478081, >>152477958, and >>152478008 are very impressive throws
>>152478617Bill fans are such cucks lol
>>152478549You're cool, stay home today
>>152478667it's an upgrade over not existing at all 10 years ago
>>152478661It is here when shit like that doesnt happen, sprry for not living in a shithole like Chicago.
>>1524786432012 QB class was really good. Shame RG3 kept getting hurt and tried to be a pure pocket QB
If you heard a football player's name was Bill, what position would you assume he plays?
>>152478743left guard
>>152478689>being a cuck is an upgradeWhat a miserable existence
>>152478743Center
>>152478743Tight end
>>152478743long snapper
>>152478617>keeps going back
>>152478569uhhh 5, 1, 3, 5.... uhhhh odd
>>152478743The Billdozer was an offensive lineman.
THEY JUST GOT OFF A BYE WEEK FUCK THIS TEAM
>>152478911This bodes well for the Bears, unless they're saving him for that game...
>>152478911least your star player didn't get his lung destroyed by the medical staff
I think Drake Maye SUCKS
>i can't believe I'm meeting a legend >it's nice to meet you to, Peyton
>>152478946>making the tranime fatkills the purpose
>>152478974>I wish I was meeting Drake Maye instead...
>>152478974>dat hairline>crater facejesus christ
>>152479045the league needs more bald QBs
>>152479062Who was the last recognized bald QB?
NFL should have flexed either Packers vs Bengals or Lions vs Rams to Sunday Night. Vikings vs Cowboys would've been fine as a late afternoon game.
>>152479062>>152479084What about ryback?
>>152474917viqueefs
>>152479084Rock Dobbster
>>152479018He didn't say that>>152479084Josh Dobbs
>>152474917Bo Nix
Who will the Giants trade Mendoza to?
*yawns*Still have not seen one impressive throw from Gape Gaye or Blo Dix. I know the QB position is at a low point but I hope people arent easily fooled
>>152479219*blocks your path*
>>152479227The Rams
>>152476758but if he can't throw more than a screen pass, why spam 40 passes in a game he is playing badly?
>>152479245Sending a message
>>152479242Rams are getting Burrow
FAZE WINS>HUES LOST>HOHOLS LOSTAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152479254>spam passes to AJ last 3 games>lose each onesheeeeit
>>152479257Why the fuck would the Rams trade for Burrow and have him sit behind Stafford? Also, Burrow isn't going anywhere.
Friendly reminder patti mutthomes can't even throw this far anymore let alone throw it accurately this far kek
>either kerrigan or zywoo winUs Europeans Won
>>152479267>>152479296wrong thread faggot no one cares
>>152479291Seems likely the Rams win the owl, if they do I could 100% see Stafford going out on top of this game. He's highly likely to win MVP anyway.
How should the Patriots spend their $40m cap space?
>>152479375send it to israel, im sure kraft wouldn't mind that
Which matchup should the Lynn Redden Race War of the Week?>Jackson/Burrow>Mahomes/Herbert>Daniels/Dart>Hurts/Pickett>Love/Nix>Ward/Purdy>Young/Shough>Prescott/McCarthy>Tagovailoa/Rodgers
just how much better will 48 year old great grandfather philip rivers be than gay gay mcsharty?
>>152479375Trade 2 1sts for AJ brown
>>152479401Some great contenders this week but I feel like we've gotta trust our gut here and go with Ravens vs Bengals. Burrow seems to be on the verge of crashing out while Lamar is looking to avenge the loss 2 weeks ago
I will never call Lamar Jackson legendary. I'd rather have most qb's as my lead rather than the most overrated prick in football. give me fucking:>josh allen>mahomes>stafford>drake maye>justin herbert with one arm>cj stroud>sam darnold>jalen hurtsthis faggot is the michael vick of modern day football, overhyped and i will stand by it.
>>152479466>hurts
>>152479466>Sam DarnoldCome on now
>>152474471Has another player in the NFL ever been paid so much to accomplish so little as Kirk Cousins?
>>152479497Ryback
>>152479466I'm not taking Hurts over him, that's crazy. But yeah overall I agree. He was never good and was always going to get exposed once his legs started to wear down.
>>152479497Derek Carr is the only comparable one. But pretty sure Cousins has made like double his money or something insane like that.
>>152478123Browns D is hardly good. They are 17th in points allowed per game go back to your soccer containment threads
>the Seahawks shoulda run the ball, worst playcall in historyAny surer way to know you're talking to a midwit?
>>152479608Why is she not acting bratty? I want to see her get corrected by Patriots chan.
>>1524796302nd in yards
>Lamar making mutts seetheAt worst he's already proven to be a significantly better version of Tony Romo. Romo had way more excuses made for him and passed from the media than Lamar has
>>152479497Sam Beadford made a lot of money for doing fuck all but it's nothing comparable to what guys are making now. At least outside of that Achilles tear Cousins has been available most of his career.
josh allen had sex
>>152479637
Tom Brady is beating the patriots and the eagles this season isn't that something
Funny how the Chiefs have been freefalling since this moment. Reverse midas touch.
>>152479635fuck off pete you have the eagles to worry about tomorrow
>>152479638What wins games, points or yards?
>>152479497Watson literally did nothing but rape
>>152479663Trump likes the eagles cause theyre American and green like money he hates the chiefs cause they're red and yellow like chyna
>>152479497Phillip Rivers was paid rather handsomely for his services
>>152479497Sam Bradford never had a single season with a winning record yet earned $130,000,000 in his career. I couldn't believe it when the Cardinals gave him 15 mil guaranteed in 2018. Steve Keim was a fucking dumbass
>>152475343His cleat looks like the patriots logo
>>152479799None of those have happened
>>152479806yet*
>>152479799>posts anime cartoonsso is your impending arrest for child sex trafficking
>>152479257It’s rare for a qb like Stafford (a few years ago Stafford that is) or Burrow to even be available for a trade let alone being traded to the same team twice. It’s also funny to see fans of the team with the likely league MVP desperate for a replacement qb.
>>152479848child sex trafficking webzone, newtroon
>>152479642>At worst he's already proven to be a significantly better version of Tony Romothat is a retarded sentence
>>152479854It's the perfect story>Rams win owl>Stafford retires with two rings>Rams trade for Burrow and start a dynasty
>admits he’s a pedo
>>152479242The Rams would need to give up at least two firsts and Puka to get Burrow. The Bengals would use their picks and free agency to improve their roster/defense, possibly even signing Stafford he’s still available and they could afford all these players.
AVAPEDO BTFO KEK
>>152479870Makes perfect sense considering the flag.
>>152479870How? Romo won 78 games, made 4 pro bowls and All Pro once. Lamar has won 79 games, made 4 pro bowl, All Pro 3 times and MVP twice. If Lamar never wins an owl for us his Ravens era will be compared strongly to the Romo 06-15 era
>>152479904I hope this trade doesn’t happen for Burrow’s sake. The Rams would need to mortgage their future and give up somebody good just to get Burrow. Their window could just as easily close shut and he’d be stuck on another losing teams in the worst part of California
>>152480013*the best part of California
>>152479401Tua is Samoan and Dak and Mahomes are whiter than many of the white nationalists on /pol/
>>152480013The Rams have the most loaded roster in the league, even if they trade away too many pieces their front office will rebuild in a year and become owl contenders again. Also LA is the greatest place on earth for rich people, instant upgrade from flyover cincinnati.
>>152480088>greatest place for rich peoplelollmao
>>152479799kek
>>152480124Income tax is such a fucking scam
>>152480088>Also LA is the greatest place on earth for rich peoplelots of players specifically want to avoid california because of the taxes
>>152480008Romo was a pocket QB, Lamar is a running QB, and having the MVPs yet no rings implies he's way under achieving. If anything Romo overachieved.
>>152480036Not even close. It’s almost entirely built up and urbanized. I guess the mountains in the background look nice and the beaches are nice but everything else is the second worst urbanized shithole in the US (behind NYC). Celebs living in hillside mansions are living a lie.
>>152479294Friendly reminder that Mahomes has already has 1000x the career that Blo Dix will ever have.
>>152480152I wasn't comparing their playstyles you retarded mutt lmfao I was clearly talking about their success/accomplishments. At worst if Lamar does fall off due to injury and never wins a Superbowl fans will still look at his time here fondly just like Cowboys fans do with Romo even if they were bitter about the playoff chokes
>>152480224>I was clearly talking about their success/accomplishmentsRomo was an undrafted find by Jerry, Lamar is a first round QB that has won two MVPs lmfao.
>>152480228>twitter slopkys
>>152480269Don’t reply to chikaner
god damn Jon Gruden and Keyshawn Johnson ruined this team back in the day
>>152480243Which is exactly why I said "at worst he'll be remembered as a significantly better version of Tony Romo". Both franchise QBs with a lot of regular season wins and individual accomplishments but played their worst in January
>>152480289I don't disagree with the concept, I just think Romo is a bad comparison.
>>152480285didn't they win a superbowl?
>>152480302Bucs fans love to shit on the coaches and players who won them super bowls just because they fell off after, as if 90% of other teams don't suffer the same fate
>>152480302yeah but they should have won at least 2 with that team they hadbut also there's a new documentary showing you how shitty they were
Im so glad that I am:WhiteTallMuscularIntelligent (130 iq)Good lookingI am literally just genetically superior to practically everyone in this thread. I was born a winner and that’s why I support my Kansas City Chiefs.
>>152480088If Burrow wanted to live in CA he would have an offseason house there. He’s a flyover Midwesterner born in Iowa and grew up in Ohio. There are two kinds of people in the Midwest, people who want to get the hell out of it and people who want to spend their entire lives there…. And even the people who leave usually come back.
The dumbest opinion I've seen in this general was some stupid ass Bucs fan who said going all in on Brady wasn't worth it and they instead should have used drafting and picks to MAYBE win later in the 2020s.
>>152480368Im gay btw, and I only have sex with black men (im a bottom)
>>152480368...and posting on 4chan on a Saturday night.
>>152480380Literally nobody has ever said that.
>>152480228Sports?
>>152480399Someone here did, I swear!
>>152480402California is the land of sports
>Im so glad that I am:>White>Tall>Muscular>Intelligent (130 iq)>Good looking>I am literally just genetically superior to practically everyone in this thread. I was born a winner and that’s why I support my Kansas City Chiefs.
>>152480388>>152480397>>152480426>t. seething negroid
>>152480399i did
>>152480424where sportsmen die yeh
>>152480467post the archived post then
>>152480452whittier than you Spencer
>>152480498Who's Spencer?
>>152480426Very accurate post
>>152480494i dont feel like it
>>152480506your dad
>>152480228Last year around this time I was in California with family and we went to Hollywood Blvd and there was menorahs and Hanukkah stuff everywhere. There was also homeless people wearing dirty costumes trying to get money for pics with them.
If course it went to 'doza
>>152480546Bart Simpson looking motherfucker
>>152480550I went to Hollywood Blvd a couple months ago and I could not believe there were scientology advertisements
He won it
>>152480576you naive retard
I hope my Saints draft pick up Nussmeier. I think he’s good but was dealt a shitty hand at LSU.
Cringe ahh speech fucking hell
>>152480639No. Shough is your guy. He just needs more help
>>152480639We need to put a muzzle on you during the draft so you don't give the front office any ideas
>>152480661Shough is going to the Bengals after they trade Burrow to the Rams
Wigger Maxx Crosby is gonna chew this kid up
Isn't the Heisman trophy kind of a curse for QBs on the NFL? Dont most of them suck or are always injured?
>>152480661Why not get Nuss in the 7th round and let them compete?>>152480668That’s hot
Klint Kubiak as the next Raiders head coach and draft Mendoza
>>152480693Isn’t he considered a top prospect?
>>152480692Did Tom Brady win the heisman?
Mendoza to the raiders would end up killing his career before it started
>>152480629C.J. Stroud 2.0. Almost none of these “elite” cfb qbs remain elite in the NFL (with few exceptions like Burrow)
>>152480719I highly doubt it, he didn't play enough or win a natty.
>>152480639you literally already have your next qb in shough and you want to draft another black meme qb?aints dont deserve success
>>152480707Nussmeier had a fucking abysmal season kek 7th round seems a decent guess
>>152480699I would tell him to stay another year but if he did leave, I think the Tampa Bay, New York Giants, or even Titans job would be more appealing than the Raiders.
>>152480699sorry bro, pete's here to stay for at least another year
>>152480654Didnt watch, why was it cringe
The Rams trading up is the only good option for Mendoza
>>152480707He’s a mid round draft pick after this season. I’m thinking if he falls to the 4th we pick him up.
>>152480675>Burrow to the RamsRammies are desperate. “Stafford is still elite and is going to win MVP and an owl….. but we also need to trade for Joe Burrow”. Burrow ain’t moving and even if he was he wouldn’t go without Chase
>>152480735Nussmeier is white anon
I had so much hope for Allar. Fate is so cruel
>>152480785lol he was a warren merchant
>>152480785Nobody knows this guy get the fuck out of my thread
>>152480771He'll play in college for another year and raise his draft stock
this nigga really named Fernando Mendoza lol he look like he should be named Ben Jones or some shit
>>152480798Why so mad?
>>152480813He really does look like a Fernando
>>152480779my bad, i though he was talking about sellers kek
Mendoza grew up idolizing Tom Brady
>>152480813Looks like he should be named "Justin Herbert"
>>152480785He was never good
>>152480785>hype up literal who shitters because NIL>they suck>forgotten before anyone actually watches them
Is there a more homosexual name than Maddux Madsen?
thank god there is football tomorrow so there will be more people to dilute the retardation and faggotry of the regulars with no lives.
>>152480880Dak Prescott is a porn actress name
the>titans>raiders>jetswould lose to the all pro-UFL team
>>152480898Haha look at those ears floppin
>>152480880Jonathan Polesmoker
>>152480898I still can’t comprehend how the raiders beat the jets
>>152480919>jetsFucking im retarded. I meant patriots week 1*
>>152480919>>152480930Sheer grit and tenacity, staples of the Raiders organization for a maximum of 1 game per year.
>>152480930lol retard
>>152480760Very rehearsed sounded like a 13 year old doing a speech in English class. He also called his mum "mummy" and his dad "daddy" lmfao>>152480785Allar will still get drafted based on his 24 tape and his size
>>152480785the idea of poo allar getting drafted by a nfl team defies all reason
>>152481017Somebody is going to take him on day 3. His physical talent is too enticing to let go undrafted.
>>152480930that was the only time they had a healthy oline all season
>>152481035except he can't play quarterback... in any capacity whatsoever.
>>152481062Neither can Anthony Richardson. If Richardson can get drafted, then eventually Drew Allar will.
>>152481071Irsay was just trying to prove he wasn't racist
Aiyuk completely dipping from the team is so bizarre, what could he possibly be upset about?>got a bag>plays for a good team>was purdy's #1 target>teammates like him and wanted him backDoes he really want to play with Jayden Daniels that badly he'll nuke his own career for no reason?
>>152481099Sometimes I think about dousing myself in lighter fluid and setting myself on fire. When you get in that headspace, nothing really matters anymore.
Gnats are favorites to win tomorrow. Just gotta hope the eagles show up
>>152481035He has no talent. Watch the Peach Bowl against Ole Miss. Allar is talentless
>>152480550delete this goy
>>152475150That's like saying you miss explosive diarrhea and monkeypox. Either you're full of sick or a very sick persom
>>152481099socioeconomic factors
>>152481073I'm pretty sure he already proved that by going to the hood to get his crack>>152481108>He has no talentExcept for his massive arm and huge frame
>>152479788Lol I see it
>>152480891Rayne Dakota
>>152474462What happened to his legs that his feet are pointing nearly 180 away from each other?
>>152480069Kek
>>152481099Ego
>>152481105>#2 pick in 2024>#28 pick in 2025>likely the #5 pick in 2026I don't even know how to feel
>>152476478It's Philip Rivers. The dude played a game with a torn ligament in his knee. If he gets a high ankle sprain or whatever he'll just play through it. He's like the bizarro Lamar Jackson
>>152480368How much do you squat bro?Need a spotter? Hmu
>>152481125Watch the game. You'll quickly see the difference between an NFL QB and a shitter who can't even make it in college
>>152481099For my entire life when I start gaining success I self-sabotage because I hate myself.
>>152476942Honestly I might suspect Shanahan is just taking this as such a cakewalk matchup that he's giving McCaffrey a week of rest, but that would imply he's willing to do anything besides run McCaffrey into the ground
>>152481207Someone asked Rivers about how he's gained weight since he retired and his response was "I never avoided a hit before"
>>152481259>Despite being added to the injury report today as questionable due to a back injury, 49ers RB Christian McCaffrey is expected to be “good to go” Sunday vs. the Titans, per source.trannyhan needs to give him a game off
>>152481299If they can't beat the Titans without him anyways, they're not going anywhere. They should rest him.
>>152481258kek ive done the same thing at times in the past. Especially bad at burning relationships and money when I get in that headspace. Sometimes I think it's also a measure of control like refusing to be locked into a certain way of life for too long
>>152481125Nigger you sound gayer than Colin Cowherd. This is football, not some pro-day workout. Not some beauty pageant. He was surrounded by NFL talent at Penn State and he still sucked. He had more to work with than JJ McCarthy who won a natty.
>>152479497>>152474471but the real question is how is his rock collection doing?
>>152481261>I've always been bad and not clutch and I will prove it by losing in the playoffs with two different HOF running backs.
Bed-breaking sex with Pete Carroll
>>152481105>ty simpsonmost obvious bust of all time if he goes in the first round
>>152481342>>152481342>>152481342new
152476919>Top 25 RBs of All Time>>1. Barry Sandersbait, no you
>>152481259In the presser he all but said "yeah these guys are complete shit and Cam Ward sucks". They're a 0-17 level team only saved by a catastrophic collapse by the Cardinals and the Browns being the Browns
>>152478432Mac Jones
>>152479257Rams fan, what do you have to trade for Burrow? Two late round firsts? Would you throw in Jared Verse and Byron Young? We don’t need Puka Nacua, we have enough WR talent plus we would be lacking a qb to throw to them plus we couldn’t afford all of them. You don’t have a qb like Jared Goff to trade and we would need a qb. You have nothing worth trading
>>152481473So they're not 0-17
>>152481666shut up satan
>>152479456if the kiwi says it, it's true
>>152474462literally is too stupid to know how to use shoe laces