The Ashes 3rd Test at the Iconic Adelaide Oval England in complete control
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englans
Was going to say there should be an unwritten age limit for openers because they're dealing with a more volatile ball but Rogers did pretty wellAlso>Verification not needed after solving one captcha>Try and post again and get returned with a no valid captcha errorBravo gookmoot
>Tongue>>>/gif/29968734
just need enough batsman left to watch england field all day tomorrow in 40 degree heat dont care about runs
Based
>>152531829See >>152531472.
>>152531842is there a temp limit where they call the game off
>>152531829if you're using 4chanx update it manually, that fixed it for me
i dont smoke anymore but maybe i drunk but i want to bum a fag
>>152531869youd love to bum a fag aye
>>152531854Humidity makes a much bigger difference than the raw temperature.It's going to be 39°c tomorrow, but that will still be fine due to dry heat. That temperature in India will kill you.
>>152531838They kinda 3/4arsed that roof
>>152531844Legend, thanks.
bumdering later
>>152531888yeah 40 dry is alright. still might be a bit much for the bongs tho
>>152531901your welcome mate tell.all.of your friends on other boards and threads thats what im doing all day
>>152531898>Hating on The HillYou concrete flogs wouldn't understand SOVL.
WTF IS WITH THESE CAPTCHAS
smouldering later
>>152531936
>>152531869Don't know what that has to do with smoking, but okay.
>hitler at the cricuhhhhhh
AAA AAHHHHHH
Tom Silvagni, son of former AFL star Stephen Silvagni, has been sentenced to six years and two months in jail for rape, and must serve a non-parole period of three years and three months.
have englans let the dog out yet?
where are the Indian flags?
>>152532006Wouldn't have happened if he just bummed a fag
all england test matches in england sell outashes test matches in australia sell out
whos winning?
>>152532036multicultural Australia
>>152532006Haven't been following it. Wasn't it just fingers? Rape makes you think penis.
not getting alot of turn out of teh pitch yet
beautiful 5k fans on the hill
Why did they bring Jacks into the team again?
>>152532047Her bf fugged her and then left, and he crept in and fingered her pretending to be the bf
all tests outside of Perth should be day/nightit's ok if you disagree with meyou're wrong
*farts*hey what's that smell?>it's not even my fart it's a pre-existing smell/hoc/ sends their regards
>>152532089certainly is 25% better looking than 4k me ol' mucker
>>152532094grim. imagine thinking hentai storylines work in real life.
everyone from sydney is a hero
guys...richie benaud died
>>152532092Extend the batting even further but word is that Bashir has been sucking so much in the nets session that they retained Jacks for this match as the spinner.
Where can I view the full schedule of the day, like when breaks are scheduled?
>>152532169meatspin.com
It would be embarrassing to be known as the woman that was digitally raped
england havnt won a test in australia for like 17 tests
>>152532184i didnt find the schedule on that site
>>152532167ABC Grandstand have been absolutely shitting on him.
Do you think the meat spinner is a tranny or a gay man?
>>152532233Makes you wonder if Leach was pushed out because he wasn't a part of Baz's boys club like Ollie Robinson wasn't.
>>152532167interestingmay as well give poot a few spins at this rate though
>>152532257leach was pushed out becuase he sucks ha ha
stokes is 2nd or 3rd choice bowler
>>152532265Noice.Leach ended up having the lowest average for a spinner in the County this year too, biggest wicket taker for Somerset by miles as well. I'd imagine Rob Key also has some blame in this.
>3 years prison>for fingering sloppy seconds>captcha is now an IQ testhaha, get fucked, jeets
whats steve smith doing rn?
>premier on the broadcastwhy do they do this
Why is there a politician on comms
What's your skincare routine like /cric/?
>>152532327is that who that cunt is lol was wondering
this is australias cup final
>>152532334cleanse and moisturise every dayneed to start getting back into sunscreen though
we sell out every test match sri lanka west indies bangladesh
Lol stokes
>>152532334wash with water only in the showermoisturiser from some nunnery vaseline dewy radiance then wash face with cold water to close ur pores unironically
stokes is a batsmans and a injured batsmanwhy have we dropped both our most successful bowlers of all time
are cold showers good for your skin i need to start doing them again now that it's getting hot
>>152532399i think hot showers dry ur skin out
>south australian premier on kayo
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!
Britbros how do we get this paki outta here
>>152532308Is it still sloppy seconds if the first guy wore a condom?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seJt1wTVoh0#t=43s
>tfw I bench more than anyone itt
>>152532413>mark coward keeps calling him premier
>>152532439and keeps on goading him on kek
keep going lad
>>152532334Moisturise maybe twice a week, shower in lukewarm water, never hot.I think being well hydrated, frying red meat in butter and avoiding the sun between 11am and 5pm does more for me personally than any product application.
>>152532334Been following the routine from American Psycho. Works well.
>>152532487
>>152532413Based Welcome to Country enjoyer.
>>152532487It cant be healthy to be this bottled up
>>152532499
Ok, I found the original meatspin video, its a tranny
thanks for the update
>>152532499>>152532487Still can't believe England rolls out a tatted-up ragamuffin as their test cricket captain.
>>152532522never gets old
poowaja
GET HIM OUT OF THE SIDE
JACKS THE DESTROYERAPOLOGISE
Ok, I'm a racist again
GOT EMOTEM
GET OUTTA HERE LAD GET GONE STRAIGHT DOWN THE RETIREMENT TUNNEL
trying to hide a smile right now lads
National hero....
usman is a mental midget
silly koala
why is inglis in the side instead of webster again
>>152532565Based jew
>Inglis in the team as a specialist batsman>Coming in at #7>Behind Carey???
>>152532604down sydrome tier shot
What happens if a keeper gets injured during a game? I assume they can't be replaced, meaning a non-keeper already on the field has to wk?
Imagine the skin cancer... YT dont belong here
Why were there two threads again ffs?
>>152532634op made this thread like 20 posts early so the other one is still up
did not need to click that
>>152532604Imagine having a prime opportunity to save your test career with a hundred and then you play a shot like that
I’m lucky enough to survive off a combination of welfare and renting out my (two inherited) apartment units so I don’t have to work and can cling to a lower middle class life but how the hell do other Aussies survive? Every single construction worker I see is an Arab, retail workers barely speak English, woollies workers are either pajeets or Filipinos. All the cooks are Nepalese, how is anyone surviving? How do you even get a job as an Aussie?
>>152532645Thats not meatspin
>>152532645Kys.
>>152532679im on the dole and live with mum for free. if i had to do it on my own id probably have to live in my car because im too much of a sperg to houseshare with strangers
>>152532334facial scrub mon wed Fri morning in showerCleanser every day afternoon in showerBudget Nivea Moisturizer every morning and night after shower
how is it that some fast bowlers are tall af (starc/hazlewood) but others like archer and wood aren't tall but can bowl as or even faster
Just took the double coat Tim Tams out of the freezer.
>>152532399Yes, heated water makes the chloride steam and isn't good for your skin. Get a shower head filter
>>152532615That's how it used to work, the sub couldn't keep. But that was changed a number of years back.>24.1.2 A substitute shall not bowl or act as captain but may act as wicket-keeper only with the consent of the umpires. Note, however, Law 42.7.1 (Additional points relating to Level 3 and Level 4 offences).
Jacks has the most aesthetically pleasing bowl
>>152532645LandoNorrisChampionshipCelebration.webm
>>152532115nah you're wrong you stupid faggot. perth should be day/night the rest should be normal, 'owt else is low iq.
>>152532785FPV drone footage?
>>152532734None of them are super fast. Smaller guys need a faster arm/more violent action to compare.
Since lights exist why not just play every test starting play at 7pm each night, so you're out of the heat of the day? Everyone's on chrissy hols so you can have late night cric
I love the auditions part of Australian IdolAnd Amy Shark is so hot
thinking about Pavement
thinking about Angra and Tiamat
>>152532703Disability or Newstart? Have you tried looking around to see if a local business will hire you to work cash in hand? You could earn a decent amount of cash under the table.
>>152532815What would I watch when I drink during the day?
thinking about thos beans
It looks like it feels fucking good to get fucked up the arse
>>152532863Depends if they hit your prostate or not.>Bumhole stretching3/10>Prostate pounding10/10
>>152532863I'll be honest mate - no it doesn't.
>>152532815>Ausfag hours
>you're laughing>retards and jeets can't post and you're laughing
>>152532851jobseeker whatever that is. i tried but im in small town and dont really want to work as a dishy or whatever. id be happy to be a labourer or smth but cant really find that here i used to have a pretty good paying job and i was smart enough to buy up everything i really would want and save some decent money so im actually pretty comfy on 400 a week now but yeah its fucked out there im absolutely an exception
>>152532634>>152532642
>>152532859this. even perth was too late for me i was blacked out before the end of play
>>152532303>I'd imagine Rob Keyfat rob used to know what he was talking about. now he's just a fat thick cunt.
Haven't listened to the comms. What's the SoG?
rob key is a usless idiot facethey can fire him and the real people stay in their jobs
just survive 20 years or whatever the wait is now on the houso listthe most they can charge rent is 1/4 of the household income if it's lower than rental value
>>152532334soap, water and good genetics.
Kiwi bros explain yourselves...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_clan_incest_case
I was good looking up until about 16, now I'm an ugly cunt kek
>>152532980living in houso has to be worse than slaving a 9-5 wagie job and having ur own placea mate of mine grew up in one of the commisions near me that has a meth head that fills her flat with bird seed and leaves the door open so the whole place is infested with rats
>>152533000how the fuck could he be worth 4m? literally what does he do
>its hot>very hot out there>like an oven incredible commentary from fox today
>>152532445
love big dicks
>>152533046previous most expensive ever ipl signing is that african england brother guy cant remember his name
>>152533075wasnt my question but ok
>>152533029I live in housing and it’s not that bad, my neighbours are retarded but harmless, sometimes they make noise but it’s not hard to ask them to turn it down. But I live in a very wealthy neighbourhood and they would never put dangerous criminals or headcases here. It’s also a small complex, it only has two floors and houses maybe 25 people. The rest of the street is pricey two bedroom flats filled with professional couples. If you had to live in one of those massive complexes full of African rapists and Arab drug dealers and such I could imagine it would be hell though.
and that's a good cricketing shot from the cricketer
Archer always looks like he doesn't want to be there.
>>152533075Nah it was Starc.
>>152533078fuck up passive aggressive main character syndrome narcissist faggot
>>152532993>Australian police attempted to deport Betty to New Zealand, the country of her birth, after the completion of her sentence, but Betty fought the deportation.>She was released from the deportation centre in November 2015 and is now residing in South Australia with her daughter Raylene and at least three other male relatives.>She also attempted to contact other relatives through Facebook.That last line got me. kek.
>>152533083how did you get a place? what do you have to do to keep from losing it?funny when i was 17 my dream was to get on dsp and rent one of the normal flats in town becuase the pricing was affordable even on dsp. theyre like 800 a week now for a 1 bedroom
Archer is overrated as fuck and will be forgotten again the moment Starc, Cummins and HISLAND have the ball in their hands.
everyone has a hot first cousin
>>152533046>imagine letting jeets trade you like slavesnot my cup of tea
>>152533068Slut
>>152533103Reading that article for the first time was wild. I kinda wanna know what they all look like.
Reckon Aus get close to 350
>>152533132probably like that american family the whittakers if not worse, i think they were mostly cousin breeding not brother sister
Can't stay awake any longer. Goodnight gents.
Wow I've just put 7 on and they're commentary is way better than Fox
aus are smelly and will lose the ashes lmao
>>152533143what time is it there? night m8
>>152533143bad things happen to your team when you sleep. you know this
>>152533145i tried 7 but i just cant stand the cancerous ads
>>152532912how many times have you tried
>>152533143>logs off >immediate pooview
aussies can't face the black bowler, they're intimidated by him
>>152533163I'd rather watch ads than listen to Alyssa Healy
>>152533185its a tough choice
>>152533163why cant we have both T_T
>>152533185kek
The UK broadcast is very comfy i will admit
jill inglis?
>>152533110I had a mental breakdown from stress and depression when I was younger and ended up in a psych ward, a social worker came and put me on the housing list after she got me to fill out forms, I left and then saw a psych who was willing to fill out forms for disability for “anxiety and depression”. I then got the disability and housing called me and offered me a shitty place, I turned it down and six months later they offered me the current place and I seized it. I never really planned it out, you need a social worker and who knows how to game the system (they all do). I don’t think I can lose it, unless they demolish the whole complex and then they’ll offer me a new place. There are three people in my complex who left their apartments years ago to live elsewhere in Australia (or so I think, nobody knows) and their units are still empty and housing doesn’t care.You could theoretically wander around Australia for five years and come back to your unit like nothing had happened. The key is also for the social worker to say you have a need to live in a rich area (because your support networks are there) and you need it urgently (it puts you on a special waiting list that lasts maybe two years). I’m a very Aussie guy btw so despite discrimination I did well which is why social workers are needed for your application to say the right stuff.
Isa Guha is so overrated
>>152533183Bowl fast when there's nothing going on champion
>>152533207you were the fella with the "no stabbing people" sign in your dorm?
alyssa would ride mitch so good i reckonshe'd have incredible endurance squatting up and down as a keepermitch would have a big one tooshe'd just ride up and down his shaft for like 15 straight minutes easily
>>152533196it's not becky ives is a fat pig that knows fuck all about cricket.
>>152533207sounds like a good scam good job mate hope it works out for you in the long run
only women have mental breakdowns
>>152533209shes hungover today, give her a break
poozies probably lose this.
>>152533234no proof
>>152533196the broadcast where they say theres a wicket before it shows on screen?yeah pass
>>152533229thisi haven't even cried for well over 10 years
>>152533132
>>152533239>spelled pozzies >indian cant help but change it to poo
>Bump ballShame. Would've been absolute pottery if he ran out of a catching position.
>india englel poopeeland playing between them>cric thread stays for days>AusGODs playing anyone>cric thread lasts a couple.of hours till a new neededYou are welcome to participate non english and non AusGOD flags however please remember you are observers and will never truly be part of the pure cricsphere
>>152533218Not me>>152533226Thanks m8
AAAAH IM HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME WAAAAAHHH GIVE ME ATTENTION OR ILL HURT SOMEONE PROBABLY MYSELF WAAAAAH IM THE ONLY PERSON IN HISTORY WHO HAS SUFFERED THIS LEVEL OF MENTAL ANGUISH WAAAAAHHH I AM SPECIAL AND UNIQUE WAAAAHH
>>152533277>why do match threads involving the nation with most amount of posters on /sp/ get more bumps ???
>>152533308literally me, based
>>152533308simmer down
dont reply to me you dirty animal gross
when i kiwi is unattractive he gives a girl the uck
>>152533277We WILL revolutionize cricket in 2030 when test eligible. We HAVE millions of athletic indians getting PRIMED to whoop pozzie ass EVERY SINGLE DAY
>>152533336yiss daddy
>athletic Indianskek
>>152533283yeah he's been doing very wellnot to mention his keeping is also amazing
>>152533341has aussie ever beat a US team in baseball?
>>152533341the first international sporting event ever was a cricket match between leafs and mutts. you lost.
good cricket this
look at all those biddies
corrr few sheilas there
Post em
lol cope
this time last year
>>152533359Twenty years ago, at the 2004 Athens Olympics, the unheralded Australian national baseball team pulled off one of the sport's greatest upsets by defeating the star-studded U.S. team 4-3 in the semifinals. The Americans, featuring MLB All-Stars like Chipper Jones and Jake Peavy, were heavy favorites for gold. However, through gritty, small-ball tactics and key moments of chaos—including a crucial "twilight double" lost in the stadium lights—the Aussies, led by minor leaguers and domestic veterans, rallied to take a shocking lead.The aftermath of the upset, often called the "Melbourne Miracle," reshaped baseball in both countries. In Australia, it ignited a surge in participation and funding, inspiring a future generation of major leaguers. For the United States, the humbling loss served as a direct catalyst for creating the more serious and prestigious World Baseball Classic, ensuring their best players would represent the nation in future international competitions. The game remains a legendary testament to how preparation, nerve, and a little luck can topple a giant on any given day.
>>152533336hey dud, i got you a chrustmus guft
any fag bummer lads in?
>>152531802hate to see the #11
>>152533403shitcheeks comes pre lubed give him a (you)
>>152531802why dont all cricketers wear dryfit shirts?
>>152533418we all ascertained that youre in fact the shitcheeks
>>152533425>the shitcheeksgood afternoon sar
Will Jacks get a wicket?
>>152533449already got one mate
>>152531802Unironically a handy bowler
>barmy army honk >barmy army honk >barmy armyhonk
does tongue know what hes about to bowl when hes running in?
>>152533463nah hes going with my approach. even i dont know where the ball is going so the batsman has no fkn clue whats gonna happen
>Jacks>>>/wsg/6053134This ABC Grandstand. The national radio broadcast who are trying to be impartial.
Why is there so many empty seats? Are they all outside on the piss?
gottem
>>152533458ZASED
TONGUED
can see josh tongue's big willy flopping about in his pants during the slo-mo
Inglis more like OUTlis kek gottern
nice tongue play that
TONGUE DOUBTERS WYA
It's over...
aus need to survive 70 more mins to make the poms fry a bit tomorrow
>>152533489
i'm glad they've got this stickman shit now, don't know how i even watched cricket without it before. it's a gamechanger.
unfortunately the englel batters are dogshit and won't even make 200
>>152533474Is that Maxwell?
So far wickets from Tongue Jacks Carse Archer
>>152533499so true mate i was always confused as the where the batters arms and legs were but thankfully the technology is so advanced now they are able to illustrate it for me
>>152533510>archer tongue jacks carse
>>152533509Yeah.
>>152533474>man this guy fucking sucks..... well good luck to him
>Cummins STILL insisting he goes before StarcSIGH
Do you think there are Indian forums where they make fun of how all their IPL teams are full of Aussies and kiwis like how make fun of European soccer teams being full of ngubus? Do you think there’s seething from pajeet chuds?
>>152533512that and the weight distribution graphic, have ushered in a whole new depth to the viewing experience.
Tongue destroying Australia's lower order.
something there
lol
the fix is in lads
>Snicko not synced up correctlyKEKEKEKEKNOTOUT
>>152533537Bit crass
what was the noise lol?
demoralising lol
phantom noise
>>152533556Bowler clicked his Tongue
Cummins, caught Tongue
>Creaky bat handlelolz
>>152533553was a gap though? unless it was just the sound of the bat whipping thru the air? very odd
>>152533556sound of australians cheatin' as per.
>>152533553KEKEK
>>152533555*crarsse
Sometimes theres just noises ya kno?
Reminder 6/250 is a kino score
Snicko is so outdated
Everyone was focusing on the huge noise lines, but there was also secondary audio lines later.
whenever I read the word snicko I read it in based Richies voice
>>152533573Just like with the bairstow dismissal last ashes if anybody's cheating it's the umpires. Besides I didn't see you lot whining about cheating when you brought out a rigged ball to prevent australia winning the english ashes tour in the fifth test.
lol anon who said the snicko isnt synched with the vision is absolutely correct>whats that spike no keep goingLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>152533594only cheats get as triggered as you just did. callm down.
If i was english i would be very angry right now
this Healy character certainly has a dykey voicelucky Starc
Please keep bowling Jacks
>>152533600>>152531472
It clearly went under the batCarey just farted as it went past
>england actually got excited about getting a few early wickets as if the entire team can't score well
>>152533608I might be angry if we hadn't already lost the ashes by playing like absolute faggots in the first two games.
>>152533608Who wouldn’t be, living over there etc
based peewee 3rd ump ANZACNZAC
>>152533618If they caught Khawaja on 5 they would've steamrolled Australia by now.
why dont we have more ace curries besides usman playing for straya? is the team racist?
not sure that I would've dropped Uzzie on 5 if I were in that positionsimply would've just taken the catch for the fifth wicket if I'm honest
>>152533398kekweakmind jeets
>>152533614>virgin "fix"just delete cookies lmao
>>152533628cummins is a virulent racist who gets violent on the shard (everyday)
>Claiming another non-hitoh no no no.Pommies, always cheating.
Is it over yet my illegal stream stopped working
Another fix?
>Cummins blowing a review when he middled itSelfish really.
>yea we'll have a pooview thanks matewhat a faggot
is 300 par here today? seems a bit low
What happened to snicko being out of sync? Schizos? Your response?
CARSEHOLE TAKES CUMMINS
>>152533674SNICKO DID NOT BLOODY SUGGEST SIR ITS DID NOT SUGGEST
hate kiwi cunts
Looks like a right Carse after that review
>Starc in100 run partnership coming up
I only cheat in Counter Strike
>>152533683they'd be infinitely worse than jeets if there were that many of them
New Zealand is a gayer country than Australia
i was CUMMINs when i got a ROOT and she TONGUED my HEAD and cARSE
>lose to england>get mad at NZkek, every time
Fielding team should be allowed to wave their right to a drinks break if the over rate is slowtea break too
>>152533683>>152533693>>152533694kek rent free cunts seethe
>loselol
Whats so bad about new zealand kek
>>152533712maoris
peewees only shit on AusGODs and support any country playing against us because we consistently destroy them every time we play
>poopeelia STILL hasn't declared KEK what's wrong? Too scared that the current total isn't enough? Cowards
>>152533712Imagine Canada but it's even gayer and more cringe
>>152533671>AdelaidePar is like 450 for a first innings. England well on top today.
>>152533696is getting your arse licked by a girl considered gay? ive been thinking about this question a lot especially during recent exams
>>152533712too many new zealanders
>>152533716aussies are /rug/shutters kek KEK
>>152533674They saw the error from Carey and recalibrated it during the downtime.
>>152533721Is this supposed to be a reference to NZ playing for the draw when setting WI 550 on the final day?
>>152533712Our big penises hurt their arses
>>152533728no? why would it be
>>152533716TRVKE
>>152533712they don't deserve all those islands and pristine nature reserves and volcanos, australia really should invade those cunts we'd take them out easy
>>152533728See >>152531837.HOTASFUCK
I’m sorry, but did we already lose? Oh, that’s right. The 1st innings isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only the 3rd session does being down 7 wickets count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when the game is still on? Dem boyz is still fighting right now and it has been undefeated at home for how many matches now? Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Australia wins and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, tongue just got a wicket. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Australia posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like Australia because it’s not a hellhole. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing
>>152533714I like how the white people there larp as maori>>152533725Sounds pretty bad then
>>152533735TRVKE
nervous 90s
>>152533735>Kiwis cant stop thinking about gay sexButthurt lil bro country
>>152533712pozzie insecurity matenote how the seethe literally came out of nowhere as soon as they felt threatened kek
nz actually looks kinda chill. seems like nz is to aus what aus is to england
>>152533712theres a peewee poster here who sets his alarm clock for bong daylight hours and sits there at ungodly hours desperately trying to join in on their conversations and crawl up to them. saddest part is they just insult or ignore him but he comes back every night for more
I am starting to work up a bit of anxiety about this
>>152533780just take it out on new zealand lad
>>152533780honestly it would be best if england won this keep a bit of interest in the series
>>152533780Why mate? Australia arent losing this lol.
>>152533779Would've caught that if he was black.
people always say to follow your dreams or do what makes you happy and you'll never work a day in your life, but I dont really have any dreams
>>152533789were*
>>152533792thats a scam for boomers. once you do something as a job it doesnt take long for you to hate it
>>152533786Turns out i just needed to do a pooAll good now
What's with the cazzies acting like 7/280 with two in form players at the crease and you get to bowl last is somehow a woefully bad situation?
>>152533792You dont have a life either dont worry about it champ
>>152533800They call you the pooer
>>152533795>were caught that if he was blackRetard
>poo peeland
pretty even tee bee aich
Big fan of Australias gimmick of acting like they dont like us but constantly talk about us and neg us
>yeah m8 you don some dark overalls and go and stand on a roof in 35°C, that'll be $200 +tip goy.
how have they only bowled 70 overs so far
i had sex with a kiwi girl a few times was pretty good desu best ive had was an english chick tho just my 2 cents
Bong was right this bitch on the uk broadcast needs to stop talking
>>152533748pozzies are more pozzed than us these days somehow
>>152533795>Special Case: The Subjunctive Mood >Use were for hypothetical, unreal, or conditional statements, regardless of the subject.> Example: "If I were a bird, I would fly."> Example: "I wish I were taller." Thanks friend. I wish I were smarter.
>>152533836I've noticed this arshes that they all need to shut the fuck up a bit morethey hardly just let it breathe so you can hear the crowds and pitch noises
Sorry mate, /cric/ is an incel general
>>152533832Just can't beat a good English rose desu.
>>152533832>2 centsHope you wrapped that shit mate. I can only imagine what you could catch fucking a shebong for only 2 cents
>>152533821theres one or two nz flag posters i like. The rest seem to just wait for australia to lose a wicket then unload with bad natured seethe not even banter like theyve been waiting for a chance to get back at Australians for dominating them in cricket for a long time. Wouldn't mind if it was them playing but those posters seem to love vicariously through teams who can defeat >us.
carmon you poof, do it with a MAXIMUM
>>152533858They support India? Grim.It's possible they're just their own New Zealand jeets.
>>152533858>The rest seem to just wait for australia to lose a wicket then unload with bad natured seethe not even banter like theyve been waiting for a chance to get back at AustraliansLiterally me
>>152533858>teams who can defeat >us>Engkekok
would never go to the cricket. too many stinky smelly loud normies
>Australian helmet>Dark green>English helmet>Dark blue>In 40°C heatThese batsmen are going to fry their brain, yeah?
arse loves a no ball
>another no ball from the carsehole
remember dadza cancelling the family's AO memberships around 2003 because they exorbitantly raised the membership price by $50 a year or some >$0 number. I'd piss on his grave just for that if he weren't in an urn on the piano
>>152533874theyre capable. youre not :)
Can't imagine huddling up with smellySouth Australians for slow poke carey
>>152533888they have computer fans in 'em these days. keep a nice breeze on ya bonce.
>>152533915>youre notwhat position do I play mate?
>>152533914How long is the waitlist? Adelaide's population didn't really explode like Melbourne's (MCC) did.
even im nervous right now
>Carey in the nervous 90s>Inching towards a century, lots of pressure onIs that the heroic captain Stokes bringing himself on?
CAREY YOU FUCKING CHADAREY
well done mate
onya carey
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED ONYA CUNT
LOCAL BOY DONE GOOD IN THE BIG SMOKE
Based Carey. Love this bloke no homo
Do you think that’s the pinnacle in cricket? A century in front of your home crowd/ground during an Ashes. Would feel pretty good
C A R E YAREYmore likeC E N N YENNY
>tearing up what a lad
>>152533792stop smoking weed and youll dream every night matelast night I dreamt that one of the girls at work wanted me to get her into the porn industry and I helped her
>>152533941gave him a few sitters so he could get the job donebased benniemoral giant
>wife crying in the stands too shes a keeper
>>152533936was around 20 years at that time, it's become far less exclusive since the oval got done-up.
it was actually all the fat guy was remembered for
Carey is my favourite player
>>152533792i wonder what percentage of people have dreams they actually followed because it definitely feels like the majority are just getting by
>>152533958nah, i think it's getting a load of dough off jeets for a few weeks work desu.
Lmao why is he sucking on a gatorade squirt bottle
>>152533976for me its head but carey is probably 2nd he just doesnt have the aura trav has
>>152533975yeplook at bairstow now and carey now
>Jacks brings up his ton as wellBased century hour.
jacks just got his century too
Big Century from Jacks. Good effort.
>cheering 100 runs given away by jacksKEK
Will Jacks Tounge Carse?
>jack 100 off 102 balls >carey 100 off 137 we just got mogged aus bros
>>152533979Fair point Cam
is 1-101 (17) in a must-win arshes test a good bowling figure?
>>152533998kek
>>152534009No but he's a part timer, so its more of a captaincy/selection issue.
>>152534009See >>152533474.
england simply look defeated
Would love a rimjob right about now
a wart has suddenly appeared on my chinpo even tho i'm a virgin. is it possible for warts to travel from your palm (i have a few) to your nethers by masturbation? or was i raped in my sleep at some point
ben stokes more like ben stokes the fire poorly because he wont be getting any ashes
Gonna be shit for Jacks knowing Lyon is going to take something like 3/63 the next innings
>>152534024A bit of a stretch lmao
>>152534021sounds like someone's nonced you matebest of luck
>>152534018Get back to work mum
only one peewee flag laughing at an english player>>152534009rest silent>>152533858volumes
>>152534021dunno. dick warts go away eventually if you keep getting rid of them theyll eventually just not come back. use this shit the freezing ones dont really worktrust me on this one
>>152534009What this anon said: >>152534012. England has decided to just not select a spinner and forced him to do his part-time gig. Entirely on Baz and moral champion Stokes.
erm isn't the day about to end?
>300+ on the boardlooks like this is mccullum's last test.
>>152533968no mate she’s the wife, he is the keeper
>>152534048
>100s in Australia>Alex Carey: 2>Joe Root: 1There's a bit in this
>>152533968you'd hope so considering they're already married
>>152534059>100s vs England>Carey: 1>Root: 0
>>152534056fuck off you fucking cunt
i WILL be going to the pub tonight and i WILL be making a fool of myself
>>152534064nah
>>152534053Bless
>>152534053I hate that the eagle is a mald eagle. Silly Marnus
>>152534069Enjoy mate
and with that jacks halves his average
>>152534038thanks mate
Big effort Carey wp m8
what the fuck was that stupid aussie cunts
Absolutely grim channel seven Christmas ad
>>152534053definitely got abused as a kid.
retard shotcost starc a century desu.
>>152534056thanks mate you just howled at a joke from the cool autistic cricGOD, please drop a (you) if you liked it thank you
Dickhead
>>152534071im targeting you from now on
>>152534096that ad or alyssa healy your choice
almost half of carey's dismissals are just throwing his wicket away needlessly
>le slog out when we don't have enough runs so bowlers can get 20 minutes
yeah nice gaz
gary is your best player, seems like a top bloke.
>>152534106Dark helmet under the blazing sun. Brain gets cooked.
>>152534104Can I have a third option?
oh no
>no centrelink christmas bonuswhat the heck I've been a good boy and done all mutual obligations all year
Sixers or Strikers tonight lads?
>>152534115based bizzaro world liver
how easy is it for bowlers to adjust their speed by small amounts, like can they really just think "i will bowl this 5km/h slower" and just do it? mad innit
Yeah nice one Gaz don't take any runs just like you didn't take any responsibility for your wife and children
Do England even care?
>>152534115nice leaving your wife and kids gary
>>152534103what's wrong mate?
Kek, stokes bowling to the tail
>>152534130Changing the grip can change the speed of the ball delivered without having to change their action.
>>152534126damn they got rid of the end of year pressie? zoomers have it so much worse they have no idea
>>152534136wouldn't speak so soon you haven't even seen the bazball yet maybe it'll come off this time
new>>152534143>>152534143>>152534143
>>152533998Stephen May
SO early
>>152534135>>152534137his wife did let herself go though, so it's only fair.
>Captain Woke replaces an AboriginalIsn't this a bit problematic?
>>152534151Getting greedy, not even at 500 yet
>>152534136The posters on this imageboard insist they don't so you tell me.
>>152534151><500games gone woke
>>152534145>>152534126Lol what. There's never ever been a "christmas bonus" on the dole. The only changes are some people have to report early because of public holidays, but that just means they get a payment earlier then revert to normal later, and there's a few weeks mutual obligation bullshit pause.
>>152534166i'm quite happy to see stokes an baz humiliated 'cos kiwi do me head in.
>Stokes takes new ballHe's such a prat lol
>>152534183>cos kiwi do me head in.I kneel
>>152534183More like you give kiwis head
