ashes 3rd test Adelaideday 2
If they bowl England out for 170, they'll probably bat anyway wouldn't they?
Does the king follow the shame of England?
>Shorts don't go below the knees anymoreSummer is awful.
uhhhhh, the ball before the wicket was a no ball?free hit???
>>152544866100%. Absolutely no reason to bowl again right now
>>152544867I don't know what this means.
YFO
NATHANTHAT'S GOODTHAT'S VERY VERY GOOD
HIT YFO FOR SIX
Garry reminds me of my dad, who I don't see much anymore
is everyone taking the piss out of Nathan or what
>>152544866yeah in this heat and only needing a draw to retain the ashes they won't bowl again I'm 99% sure.
gonna buy marnus a thesaurus for christmas
archers fraudulent 5fer should NOT count
>>152544886Was he also an off-spinner for Australia?
>>152544867shes a cricketergood to see a lot of weight on the front foot
>>152544897Ex-groundskeeper as far as I know
>>152544866Yeah because it’s going to be way more difficult 4th innings. It’s a balanced pitch now despite what these retard commentators are saying, it’s also hot so hard on the bowlers but Australia are rotating better and more consistent quality
>>152544894yeah superlative one gary
>>152544898bails in full swing?
>>152544898I thought that said balls
>>152544898yeah her tiktok was full of retarded cricket ones too like cracking through covers etc
Stokes looks like the kind of guy to punch himself in the head when he makes a mistake
Inglis useless cunt. Smith would have taken that no problem.
Per ABC radio, paraphrased from memory>IPL>Cameron Green getting ~$3M>Player salaries are at 1-1.5% of the revenue>In Australia, it's around 25-30%>If similar applied to the IPL, he'd be getting ~$60MFucking hell, never knew the numbers were that big. No wonder they're buying up all the leagues everywhere. Those are NBA tier numbers but the owners are pocketing it all.
If I create a instagram account will I have to do age verification?
swear lunch and tea used to be later
Australia is just a resource colony for the Anglo-American empire,
reckon we should try to bat for 5 days without losing a wicket haha lmao
>>152544915Where is that cash coming from in the Indian economy? Do Aussies watch it?
corr
>>152544915Players need to unionise and demand a fair share
if pat cummins was a farm yard animal he'd be cow pat
>>152544931>>1525449314/10
>>152544931I prefer Alyssa Healy
>>152544931dat face
>>152544931>summers in full swing and so are my balls
>>152544931What are you corring over?The face?The non-existent breasts? The sucked in gut? The shapeless bum being held in by the spandex? The exploding thighs?
which one of the peewees will beat laras record?
*be's cracking first bear of the day*
>>152544937if pat cummins were an hors d'oeuvres he’d be paté
>>152544938>>152544943>>152544945>>152544946>>152544953someones daughter lads show some respect and decorum
>>152544953yes
>>152544931ET looking arse hoe
dont watch any peewee cricket its fucking shithouse
Bed time for me. Horrors await when I wake up I'm sure.But at least it's only 5°c here so I can sleep comfortably.
>>152544969how long can we look at each other down the barrel of a cum
Corr, this midget host on the left is special.
>>152544969She is displaying fatherless behaviour.
mickfaggot doesnt post here anymorehe must have got a job
>>152544969Based
>>152544953in the mouth tbqh
>>152544986He actually plays Santa for shopping centres, he'll be back for Boxing Day
>>152544980emmaQUEEN is a mainstay of the /bbl/
girl rejected me because I said my fav food is porridge
>The Greatest Team>Ben StokesIs Stokes viewed as better than Flintoff?>Flintoff: 193cm>Stokes: 183cmReally wasn't expecting Stokes to be that much shorter than him. Thought they were close enough to be copies.
>>152545008fair cop desu
An all-time greatest Ashes XI would not include an English player.
>>152545008She doesnt want a low test grain eater, fair enough.
I usually go with 7 soggy weetbix
Barmy army are very quiet today lads
>>152545008porridge nonce
>>152545008The answer is always "pussy/vagina" with a suggestive eyebrow raise you turbo virgin.
>>152545008goldilocks bitch doesn't want to share her porridge
>>152545030this guy fucks
porridge is a based answer
>>152545030>
>What do you like to eat anon?pussy/vagina *raises both eyebrows*
overnight porridge is very nice
>>152545030wet clunge*
#StandUpToHate
just woke up and for FUCKS sakeIt’s not even competitive
rather hate while seated
Wish i could go back to dadza just watching TV slop.Youtube and the internet is not good for boomers
>>152544855They did this last match as wellThey held off scoring fast before the lights came on and when they wanted to score it was shit for batting
has their ever been a jewish first grader? also i like this captcha its like a IQ test
>>152545083pat cummins
business idea: england get good at cricket to make the ashes entertaining
>>152545083Julien Wiener and Michael Klinger are Jews according to wikipedia.
>>152545075so trve, my old man just goes on facebook reels or whatever and its all booba coomer shit fuck sakes
>>152545075>Don't believe everything you read on the internet and make sure you don't put any personal information on there>. . . >They finally start using the internet
>uninstalled chrome 4chanx>installed script version>imported settingsholy shit we are BACK
>>152545098No hate on my old man but he doesnt have the intelligence to understand the politics slop he is watching. Its just an endless stream of ragebait that essentially has zero impact on his actual life
What'sh thish? Where are the ashes?
test
cricket
just peeped the nz windies score. very grim
Travush HeadbergJacob WeathersteinMarnush LabellsteinUsmesh Khawelja Chameren GreenbergAlel CarelJoshua IngelPadel CumminsteinMitschell StergerNathaniel LlensteinShcot Bolelberg
>>152545134fucking hell
Latham is a based statpadderHe loves going big against shit teams
>>152545030cant imagine the absolute skanks this works on or the amount of blokes who've been through em
>>152545134stet pedding
>>152545107>chromewhy would you use this shit?baffles me that chronically online individuals willingly use spyware
>19 (78)What sort of ___ball is this?
>>152545014>not including Sydney Barnes
>>152545148lol do you think your browser makes you anomylooseKEK
>>152545148Firefox is now focused on becoming an AI browser.
>>152545149at least they arent bazzing it is the meme finally dead?
am i meant to be filling out the captcha every single time i post?like even if my posts are 5 minutes apart on the same board and same thread?
Englel really have no idea what they're doing
>>152545148no browsers is free from spyware m8you pick your browser on which one that doesnt resource hog
>>152545148go cloudfare btw
>>152545161yepthey should be doing what Head and Weatherlad didscore some fucking runs, rotate the strike and put pressure back on the Aussie bowlers
>>152545164micklad? i-is it really you?
It must be hot for the bowlers but batting with all that kit oh must be very uncomfortable too
i use microsoft edge
>>152545172so true. they should play in the nude
>>152545175based masochist
looked at some f1 and cricket posts on twitter and my feed got inundated with the stufffinally got rid of the f1 stuff but hard work getting rid of the cricket stuffjust want my porn (trannies) back on my feed
>>152545172Great insight Alyssa
>>152545176based Alastair Cook
what the hell is this new captcha?
think Alyssa prefers nude teen girls
not hot at all for them. best food, dietitians, all the tech you'd want monitoring their vitals and temps and processes in place to minimise discomforttry slinging bricks for a day with nothing but a powerade refilled multiple times with ag line temporary tap water
>>152545191Based, are you standing down there?
>>152545202is that pete townsend
>>152545202
>>152545148I almost swapped back to Firefox on my PC (I did swap on my phone though), but couldn't be fucked going through with it because every browser was filled with ads or cryptoshill garbage and trackers, and now they're all spamming AI crap so why fucking bother, might as well just create a managed chrome install and accept the ongoing decline of humanity.The other day I looked at Helium browser only to find out it runs "Helium services" which I'm certain are being used for advertising and will eventually be made mandatory instead of letting you opt-out or host your own, ruining it's purpose. It's also got significant drawbacks.
i use firefox-esr
been out all morning, what have I missed?
Cowardly innings from stokes
>>152545222>every browser was filled with ads or cryptoshill garbage and trackers, and now they're all spamming AI crap so why fucking bother?Install ublock origin and disable their ai shit. Wowzers.
>Claiming ANOTHER grounded ballSame old Aussies.
>>152544763how can he live with himself knowing that his kids are gonna see their mum fucking sonny bill williams in a nightclub toilet cubicle?
WALK YOU CHEATING DOG
>"I was playing for Durham, against the Aussies, and David Boon faced my last-ever ball. Booney was struggling for his Test place and was deadly serious. But he just about fell over laughing and shouted, 'Beefy, you can't do this to me.' I was midway though my run-up and he'd spotted that I'd unzipped my fly and hauled out the meat and two veg. The old man was dangling in the wind as I steamed in. If I'd got it on target I would've bowled him. I thought it was a nice way to go out."
absolutely not out
Ball magics behind the gloves. Snicko's frame delay doesn't help, kek.
why the fuck are they looking at snicko when it blatantly collided with the hand and deflected? what is this retardation? the only question is whether it carried not if he deflected it.
drop koala just like he dropped the ashes just now
clearly didn't carry but obviously hit the glove
this one is not out (carey's was)
Snicko is not working properly
even the players are saying snicko is shit
>Snicko needs to be sacked
Same old Teflon poms
>>152545250It clearly came off the helmet, the question is whether it touched the glove on the way through.
bring back hot spot you dogshit the glovedidn't carryretardation
this is legit spasticated
>Snicko needs to be sackedfuck me what a kek
Yeah it literally hit the glovebut it was a bumb ball anywayreckon Smith would have caught that
>nothing to save it hit the glove>except it somehow teleported through his hand to hit the helmet
>aren't enough frames per second to see it hitting the glove>yeah it hasn't hit the glovethis shit is so fucking retarded
>>152545249fucking this in front of the glove then behind it and literal glove movement kek
Rigged sport
the fix is in, quick put a bet on england
>>152545272yet in every normal replay it literally shows it hitting the glovesyou can even see the compression of the glove and if it hit helmet why no concussion check?
>>152545270Post the next frame you coward.
"Snicko needs to be sacked"TRVKE
Pom commentators on TNT are having a massive fucking whinge, crying about bringing the players up to the match commissioner hahah>literally shows the glove shakes when the ball goes past.And it probably bounced before his fingers anyway lmao.We didn't lose a review for this right?
>peewee third ump
>TNT commentary sperging out over thisbased, keep holding up play, they're on the ropes
>one angle>glove moves as the bal passes>other angle>ball literally has to pass through the glove to hit the helmet>durr nothing on snicko
>>152545294nah, it was an ump review as they werent sure it carried
>>152545291They showed a side on replay and it clearly smashes into the glove.
Ideally England would like to at least double their score before they double their number of wickets lost.
>Poms were going to the cricket commissioner about Carey's non-dismissal>They cheat the same way the very next daykekekekWHERE WAS THE CONCUSSION TEST?!
>>152545302catch was in doubt anyway, benefit would've gone to the batsperson
My life is worse than all of yours my troubles are more than all of yours combined. i wont make it till christmas
does the third umpire have to autistically rely on the "technology"? it's like they aren't allowed to use any common sense and have to make a decision purely like a robot based on extremely flawed tech
>PM Albanese confirms the 'Eureka' flag will be subject to a Federal ban, among other sweeping changes in response to Bondi massacreAh. Good. No more racist fuckwits in the cricket stands.
>>152545314oh well now I can be proud again. Carey's refusal to walk despite nicking it was shameful.
>>152545319No. There was a wicket during the Aus vs India where the decision was made because of an obvious change in the ball movement after passing the bat.
also how is it just kind of accepted that every sound on snicko is either bat on ball on ball on pad? you know there are other sounds that exist
yeer the feerst fremnah nut thit onecant see inything theer uts hut the hilmut yee ive meed my disussion
>>152545307Radio saying that the umpires said it was a fair catch, but it was deemed not to hit it. But no concussion test.Ultimately, think it's the right call (wasn't a catch) but their reasoning on everything is wrong.
>that was deemed a fair catch>carey's wasn't when you could clearly see glove under ballfucking RIGGED
Fuck me Swann is a whiner. Would have sided with KP in that locker room everyday of the week
>>152544867LUFF are Hannah x
>>152545326sometimes i think evil has already won
>>152545329ah ok. so basically the umps are just retarded
>>152545319camera replays should be all the 3rd ump getsnone of this sniggo or hotspot or ball tracking ball tampering shitjust use your eyes, and make a decision.
>>152545340unfathomably true
>>152545326>mudshits shoot up place like they do>time to go after white AustraliaCanberra can't burn soon enough
>>152545319They should stick to what video/audio shows instead of just imagining shit.
>>152545329JAISWAL EFFECT AIR POCKET SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE WICKET MAN
holy fuck this a comedy show
>Claiming an airballkek. Same old cheating.Why the hell is this an umpire review? It was a clear catch, so they're checking if he hit it. Default is not out so it should be a bowling team's review.
what the fuck is this retarded dumbfuck brown fat ape jeet doing
this brown cump is crooked as a dogs leg
WORLD IS GOING MAD
oh boy more rigging, can't wait to see what bullshit excuse this time!
could nz get to 1000/0
the heat has not only cooked the players but the umpires as well including the third ump
is this the worst DRS in a test of all time?
GOTTEM
aha
Hahahahahaha
CHEATING AUSSIE CUNTS
FUCK OUTTA HERE
GETFUCKEDCUNT3RD UMP SHOOKBONGS SEETHINGFUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>shaking his headkekmaybe dont hit the ball, champ
R I G G E DS P O O R T
?? he didn't hit it XDhow did we get him out
>>152545333cowardly ump didn't want to disallow a 2nd catch because of dodgy camera replays so found another (flimsy) reason to give not out
whats goin on?
grazes the bottom of the bat obviously
holy fuck what the hell is going onthis match is so fucking weirdthis match i will agree unironically will have massive asteriks on itCan both captains just agree to a draw here and end it?
when was the last ashes test without any bullshit drama? just a good old fashioned game of test criccy?
lmao
>>152545326>when I make things up on the internet
Stokes lol
jeets fuck everything up
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
>>152545387He did.
>>152545381>umpires making all the rules>somehow this is the aussies cheatingyou lot rigged the ball to save yourselves losing the last ashes, stfu.
>>152545389Umpires were cowards and due to what happened the previous over gave the Australians a free DRS review by checking if a waist high ball carried.
Never in doubt.
westpac needs to invest more money so snicko actually works, needs new GPUs or something
it clearly grazes the toe of the bat only the recent "drama" involving snicko has people questioning it
"It hit your helmet"Kek
lads i figured it out it's bizarro cricket. the outs are not out and the not outs are out
>>152545387It was an air spike sir
so glad i am watching this match livethis is great theater
3rd ump will be investigated for match fixing I assume?
rigged shit
absolute state of the cheating from both sides
Englels should be ecstatic. They have their moral victory now, nothing else matters.
cricket is very boring ngl senpai
Why is based hot spot not being used did the army take it away to spy on China?
I think this 3rd ump unironically doesnt know you dont have to rely solely on 'technology'kek dumb cunt peewee
>>152545418another 5-0 whitewash for them, how can they be stopped?
>no mark left on the batpink ball would've made this clear
>have random slow mo cameras for no reason>No sorry we can't use those for decisions we have to use this 30fps camera
If theirs a snick then theirs a wick.
>Cowardly Stokes will escape criticism because everyone bitching about Sniko
seething poms kek
change the rules so the only way you can get out is by being bowled
>>152545428THIS
*farts next to snicko as ball passes bat*oops hehe
Fucking hell Alyssa Healy is awfulI cannot listen to that woman
so they gave him not out when it hit his glove but gave that out?
>>152545418they've never lost with these moral victories, how do they keep pulling it off
every single decision this test has been correct
imagine how much more eternaining this would be if it were baseball
Surely they can get higher refresh rate cameras at the ground, it's always between frames.And what happened to hotspot?
>HOOOOWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT>"....I can neither confirm, nor deny"
I get the seething about the Carey one yesterday, but he very clearly hit thatsuck it up, pommy cunts
Cunts
>>152545428Slow mo cameras are super expensive and take a while to line up the footage. Wouldn't be available at all grounds (required) and not usable in a suitable timeframe.
unironically this test is null and void due to retardation overdrive, unofficial draw
Hisland?
>bowl ball>continue follow through all the way to where batsperson is>start clapping>appeal>marks on snicko>OUTnote: i dunno how snicko actually picks shit up and if clapping would show anything or not
>>152545406they can't afford another 64gb of ram or a 5090 to run it
>>152545445you probably mean rounders, not having any of that american rubbish here
Reviews are so annoyingSo much better when a cunt is given out or not out and thats that
>wah wah wah hot spot and cameras it's expensivethey have balline tech for every single australian open game even if it's fucking unseeded rankless players. either this is a serious sport or it isn't. fuck off
snicko would pick up a big fart yeah?
>>152545465no it isn't, umpires are regularly (usually?) wrong
>>152545428The audio has to be linked into the camera.. I know about camera FPS is there such a thing as audio FPS?
>>152545465It wasn't a review.
england commentators having an absolute meltdown
Will jacks?
>>152545452theres no reason they cant use the same cams they use for broadcast for the snicko cameras the problem is snicko is recorded at a minimum of 44.1khz which is 44100 samples a second, the cameras are shooting 30 frames a second. so theres thousands more instances of data in between the 2 frames of bat passing ball which is why you can get a noise when the ball appears past the bat on the footage
>>152545473Post please
>be me>team of 12 people operating the shutterless snicko camera>approximately one frame per hour>get criticised for not capturing anything relevant to umpiring decisionsgive us a break guys
>>152545447kek he's one of those neutral aliens from futurama>howzat, ump?>all i know is my gut says maybe
>>152545469how big we talking?
>>152545471the cameras go back to the broadcaster and drs people (probably hawkeye) and the audio the same, then they are synced/timed. same way they sync all the cams and mics for the main broadcast
>>152545470I know they're wrong all the time>>152545472It was a review
put paint on the ball and make the bats man wipe his bat after every delivery
>>152545473It's remarkable that England are so unlikeable as a supporter base that they make the rape and death threat machine of India look gentlemanly by comparison
We are the army
>>152545476you'd Ollie Pope so
>>152545471sample rate
>can't have umpires be from the same countries that are playing>best umpires have always been the English and Australian ones>we now have DRS that would shut down bias>The biggest cricket series cant use the best umpires and as a result we get this comedy
is snicko at least dialled into the frequency they've calculated must be bat on ball? I just don't understand how nobody talks about the fact that the sound could be anything else?
>>152545503oh yeah
is the lack of proper tech at grounds a channel 7 thing or a CA thing?
>>152545326nice try rabbi. I was about to take my dads guns and shoot as many muslims as possible.
devon conway has more runs than england's whole team
>>152545485It occurs to me, we have cameras now that can capture light moving yet we cant get a clear image of this
Lads, is 29 off 96 Bazball?
ARE YOU OKAY EDDIE?
Dropped the ashes
WI are getting pasted
>>152545492It wasn't an Australian review. It wasn't an English review.
>>152545470only a certain breed are usually wrongsadly England vs Australia have to settle with those ones as the good ones might be biased
both sides have been on the wrong end of dodgy callsthe difference is australia takes the wicket again a few overs later while england sulk and don't get another chance for half a day, and hope the bong media come to their rescue with cope narratives
I think we should simply ban cricket. Only way to be certain an incorrect umpiring decision hasn't been made.
>>152545511NEP does the broadcast
>>152545472umpires can review shit m8
>>152545522Conway will break Lara's record
am I a fake fan if I've never heard of Will Jacks before
>a valiant effort from HeadIf Green dropped that they'd call him a fucking retard
wish we played cool sports like the big strong americans
also you wouldn't feel a feather nick on the toe but the sound would be loud enough to hear
>>152545473no idea whyall the on-field ump did by making no decision is save Smith from burning a review on it
>>152545524It was a review, they were reviewing the fucking dismissal for multiple minutes
>>152545544>3+ hours of 10 minutes of commercialballfuck that
>>152545521corr
reckon the umps should flip a coin on every appealbatsman calls if it lands on what they call, not out, if not it is out
>"Will this Snicko farce make Stokes enough angry to unleash his fury on the Aussies?"what does a furious stokes look like?
>dying of heatstroke >lets put him on the telly
reckon dad's got early stage alzheimers/dementia
SECURITY DOWN
>>152545534They can review if a catch carried. They can't review if the batsman hit it.Absolute cowardice.
>>152545556Stoking the flames I guess
>>152545550I'm convinced you will reply with this to any female that is posted. Pretty based, honestly
we need a truly neutral umpire>After reviewing the footage, ball-tracking, hotspot, snicko… the batter is out, primarily due to historical precedent and a similar dismissal in a 1987 county match.>No bat involved, no pad involved, no ball involved — but intent to edge was detected. OUT.>“After extensive analysis, the correct decision is obvious.”>Long pause>“Unfortunately, obvious things cannot be explained.”>“Clear inside edge detected.”>[Replay shows daylight, pad first, bat nowhere near the ball]>“If you zoom out far enough, everything is an inside edge.”
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being English. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are creating, codifying, developing and spreading your sports for at least 200 years solely so you can go and get ravaged by another country. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little game - developing the laws of the game, making sure there's grassroots across the world, spreading it to the colonies, developing tactics, playing the game. All of it has one simple result: the sport is more enjoyable for the colonials that will eventually fuck your teams in every hole.Created the perfect sport? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a filthy convict who had nothing to do with the way the game was created, who dominates her. He gets to fuck your team in front of you every year. He gets the benefits of her centuries of history and fairplay that came from the way you created it.As an Englishman, you are LITERALLY dedicating your entire national identity simply to watch other countries fuck you and dominate you in every sport. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>dead body behind the sightscreen impacting on the batterThe English Moral Victory grows even more significant
Get this dud out and bowl these useless fucks out for fuck sakeThis series is clearly over so get it over and done with already
>>152545567England couldn't even properly colonise their own island.
>>152545567This is an allegory for white people
>>152545521Who?>>152545565This one is legit pretty in this picture, even with that pointy chin and long nails.
>>152545559That's rough, I know someone almost at thenonverbal stage
>>152545566yeah this is almost as much of a joke as the EPL VAR
>that boland spreadMcGrath would do better in his sleep
>>152545566lmaoi would fund this
>>152545569Anything to put the batsman off. Next level cheating.
Might the Russians be interfering with the snicko?
>>152545556
I was watching NZ v WI the other day and NZ went up for an appeal, ump gave it not out, then NZ complained so the ump reviewed it to see if it was out, giving NZ a free review
kemar roach has heart
>>152545587it's iranians now apparently
>>152545565mate thats a seaming demon, if ive ever seen one
Latham ruins the partnership by getting out on 137.
100 up for stokes lads (deliveries faced)
>>152545521Who dat?
>>152545590Get rid of either the umpires or the tech.
wish I lived in a hedonistic country
>>152545595>seaming demonLooks nothing like Boland
What happens if you got the last wicket on the last ball of the day and it was within follow on runs. Can you wait until the next morning to say "yeah you can follow on"?
>Yes, quantum tunnelling is a real physical effect where particles can pass through barriers, but for large objects like humans, the probability is so astronomically tiny it's practically impossible; the effect is common for electrons (used in tech like hard drives) but becomes vanishingly rare as mass and barrier size increase, though mathematically it's not zero.>It must've hit the glove, hurrrr
>>152544867corr would vapiditate diss thot
Bros, its so hot but im getting through it
>>152545604Which one?
is this pitch made for colonisers? why doesn't boland have any wickets?
Anyone know which country currently holds the moral ashes
>>152545621Spain or Italy
bros please turn off your AC we are out of electricity
>>152545626England in perpetuity
>>152545629we need more immigrants that will help, GO AUSTRALIA!
SIXSEVENNNN
>>152545521phwoar whos disswould shag her face
Any tips on making friends when you have autism? Right now you guys are my only frens
I don't want a career. I don't want to work. I just want to take it easy
is england v australia rivalry even still a thing
NICE ONE GAZZA
>>152545642go outside with your pretend condition you loser cunt nobody owes you anything
>>152545643Based easy life enjoyer
NICE ONE SPAZZA
>>152545642don't be a fuckin weird cunt
windies just won the story
>>152545638Watching tiktok roasties do this meme is becoming a fetish for me. Like I am sexually attracted to it. What is the psychology behind this?
>>152545648england is full of pakis and we're full of indians so yes
>>152545643it's more a humiliation ritual these days
>>152545648Nah, bit hard to have a rivalry with a nation finishing a lowly 7th in the Olympics
>>152545654I actually really envy people who can go to work every day, be in a career for years and years and not want to jump off a bridgeI could never. worked full time for a year and almost did just that
HIS LAND
Oh no no no.Another dodgy catch.
lol ump didnt look sure about that at all
>>152545625HIS LAND
jacks will not.
*Points at ear*WHOSE LAND?
Carey has raped England forever
CAREY IS ELITE
FARK OFF YOU WHITE DAWG CUNT
Oh boy
AHHHH THIRD UMPIRE SAVE MEEEEE
Lets fucking go
>>152545658ephebophilia
GOTTEM GONE>3 runs to avoid the follow on
>300+ runs, 1 wicket down>bring out a night watchmankek most cowardly thing i've ever seen. nice one nz
>>152545658You're possibly a pedophile
the neutral umpire rule is stupidunless playing against India
>>152545648england and australia are united forever
cARSe
>>152545689NZ plays cricket too? Are you guys good? :)
>>152545648It's competitive when the series is in England.
>>152545690aren't we all
>>152545693ew, nah.
england are the baddies of the world i don't like being associated with them
Just want to stop being stressed out
>pAr FoR tHiS pItCh Is 400+>Meanwhile, England all out for <200Apologise. It's actually a minefield.
>>152545701it's true, deal with it you irish maggot, wog maggot, black maggot whatever the fuck you are
>>152545708Counterpoint: England is just shit
>>152545693no
Stokes has unironically fucked Englands chances herehe should be scoring not just fending off all fucking daythere is no pressure on the Aussie bowlers
>>152545709Based, but what about english maggots like me
>>152545709WHOAH, settle down championship.
>>152545708Depends on Snicko
Business idea: England is replaced in the Ashes by South Africa so tests are a bit more competitive
makeing aussie field all day on the hottest day definitely advantage england for the rest of this match
>England highest individual score so far is 45Grim
>>152545716Mate, a strike rate of 27 is elite in test matches.
>>152545689That is Kane 'Coward' Willamson for ya
stokes looks comepletely cooked
>>152545695answer to both questions is no
>>152545727yeah but because he has abandoned bazball they have a team who cant pressure bowlers and Stokes should be leading here
>Temperature for today and tomorrow is 40°c>Just need to bat time. Let the Australians cook all day> . . .>Get out in half a dayPathetic really. Could've destroyed them and won the series today.
Uh, follow-on bros...?
Bowled em
ALWAYS WAS ALWAYS WILL BE
BREAK OUT THE GOON UNNA
CANT REVIEW THAT YOU CUNTS
HISLANDFOLLOW ON LET'S GO BOYS
H I S
D E A D L Y
enforce the follow on imo even if we lose it shows intent
GOTTIM>still 3 more runs to avoid the follow on
Straight through cArse's crack between bat and pad.
there is zero (0) chance of enforcing the follow-on in this heat
>Englands 10th duck of the serieslmaoing at that
seeing all you white aussie sissies get yourselfs so worked up over your wittle game is P A T H E T I C
englands so shit holy shitjust tuned inat one point swear we had pozzies like 100-4 or some shidwas alri anywayfail to capitalisebatters poolapseeven when we wdre in decent position knew would be shitcozthe wickets were all shiddlike we werent taking good test wicjetswe were taking the kind of wickets against a side who is making mistakes coz they not taking you serious coz they think youre shit and then just fluffing unecessary stupid shots because of some extra bounce or summatlike those were the kibd of wickets the ngubu fraud archer was takingthat sex arse was takingthat wheelie bin trundler tonguejacksdont even know what that shidd isits outrageousand thenAGAINcrawleyhe neexs to be executedthe fella is no goodheres problem with englelforrinerstarqzyeah?get rid of the tarqsget rid of the fuggin saffa and kiwi and caribean tourists who are playing whilst not even englishbring aome welsh lads in bring in some working classneed some honestytell mcullum to fuck ofbring nasser hussein as head coachmichael vaughnjermey clarksonengland for the english
>>152545736too much golfingGONE FUCK OFF
miss the cartoon duck to be honest
BOWLING BOLAND>>152545749been tugging my goonstick all afternoon
There's a black man on the pitch
i thought englel were dumb for playing bazball but its seems they literally forgot how to play normallyhave they not even been practicing conservative playing?why hasnt baz been drawn and quarted in picadilly square
REVIEW IT REVIEW IT
Three lines or fewer ta
HISFUCKINGLAND
>Stokes refusing to play shotsHe playing for the red ink?
>>152544910she loves balls swinging and slapping against her
>>152545771They should have sacked him after baz shit cost them the series win against India.
why is england so fucking USELESS
>>152545770and he's looking for a 3 or 4fer
english batsmen should be allowed revenge balls
>>152545776He's playing for the moral victory of being let down by his team. The cowardly Stokes cannot take responsibility.
>>152545771literally blame Stokes for thishe should be scoring, he is the teams second best bat and just has to tell the others to slow it down a bitthere is no pressure on Australia here
who let the dogs out?
Which England players would get in Australia's team?
>yeah mate we'll have a useless spider cam that adds nothing to the broadcast over a hotspot cheers
>>152545771England like losing. I genuinely think they enjoy losing sports more than winning them. Disease of the mind.
>>152545777The only problem, she keeps edging me down to deep leg
>practice bazball>play it so much its now your natural game>get told to play conservatively and stop throwing your wicket bazballing>forget how to play test crickettop fucking kek old mccullum really did a number on these dumb cunts
>>152545789its costs thousands and take an entire day to set up and they use it for like 4 shots and interviews kek
>>152545788uhhhhhhHarry Brook once he is corrected
is cricket the only sport where the technology has gone backwards?
>>152545788Crawley
>>152545788Root and Stokes.
>>152545776hate stokesnarcissist scumbagjust wants to look good while everything poolapses around himmind boggli g how he always seems to take a bunch of wickets or occasionally do some significnat scorebut hes shitutter shit inconsostentonly reason hes captain is opticsbraindead gormless ginger cunt
>>152545788Root for Inglis, assuming Smith is back for Khawaja. Maybe Stokes for Green
>stokes are attacking>gets out
>>152545795how hasnt he been fired can they fire him mid series
>>152545788StokesBrook can be savedRoot is flushed
I'm tired baws
>>152545789Hotspot they don't use because it can be easily defeated.>>152545788Pickford, Kane, Bellingham, Stones, Saka
>>152545788Root for InglisDuckett for KhawajaStokes for Green
>>152545801lol fuck off syokes
>5 overs, 4 maidens, 2 wickets, 1 runBit in this Boland spell.
>>152545804>trailing by 200grim
>Stokes gets Archer on strikeHoly fucking cowardice
>2 away from avoiding follow on >take a single and put the number 9 on strike bravo ben
should I date a colombian girl?
>engLELAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT CHIRPING NOW ARE YA
>>152545824porque chucha
>>152545788stokes and poot if they're onhard to tell with brook, duckett etc sometimes they're good sometimes they're dogshit
>>152545803Nah he tries to get the team going but theyre too grim to go along with itRest of the team is the problem, archer arguing with the cap yesterday is unforgivable
>>1525457643 lolz plox
>Stokes taking a single off the second last bowl of the overNice.>to avoid strike next overOh...
>>152545824only if you yourself are colombian, God created the races do not play God and intermingle
>>152545824Yes
>>152545837phwoar didnt see thatwhat happen
based howie asking for isa asmr>>152545824sure why noti'd date anyone at this point
why doesn't starc have any wickets? heard this bloke was a good bowler
ENGLAND HAVE AVOIDED THE FOLLOW ON
>>152545835Duckett and Brook it's really hard to tell because Bazball just really does them no favours.England's bowlers, except Root as an all rounder, genuinely wouldn't even be considered as a 12th man for Australia.
NEW>>152081504NEW>>152081504
told youstokes just wants see world burnthr man is evil
>>152545851He can't take wickets with Cummins in the side.
>>152545788Stokes and Archer
England have claimed the moral victory and the moral ashes by avoiding the follow on.
>>152545857ebin
well at least it's going to be 3 days, not 2
>>152545845It was todayArcher got hit somewhere and Stokes said noArcher bowled at Stumps and got a wicket and in the convergence after Stokes was basically like see what i mean just do what you are told and Archer really didn't look like he gave a fuck about what Stokes was saying
stokes is about to die
ummm wtf england has a black guy, is that allowed???
Note to dogshit eng shitters: this is what a winner lools like
>>152545845see these two webms for reference>>152541795>>152541801
>>152545889wish we could get them with sound i want to hear what stokes was sayting
should ashes series only be played in england from now on?
>Single off the second last ball again>To have the #10 on strike the next overHe went to the Steve Waugh school of """"trusting the tail"""". Coincidentally, a big boot to the average from not-outs.
Thank you subhuman eng shitters, you have made Cheteshwar Pujara's greatness appear even greater
>>152545889>>152545886luff ur work fellas
bit late to be bazzing it me thinksbut maybe this will teach them to pressure the bowlers more
Stokes if waiting for the rain. Cold change coming and rain for the next 2 days
What a let down after all the hype to this Ashes series
>>152545788Archer for obvious reasons
>>152545909>the strongest English team ever>the depleted and weak Australian team
what's the physical equivalent of weakmind? that's Ben Stokes
scored 100 during lunch at school in 05
>>152545903Tablajara x
>>152545889phwoarwould shag kylie minogues arse back in daynot now probablydunnomaybe
>faking a limp to cover for your shit batting
glad cricket is dyingshit sport created by a horrible race of people
>>152545909Yeah, its been very disappointing
whens a-league on?
>>152545915x
>>152545919Many are saying this
>>152545919Which sports do you like?
>>152545918He learns from Williamson how to avoid Australia in a way
>>152545889tbf archer seems really whingy, always slouching and moping around, without knowing what's going on i default towards stokes being in the right
>>152545912it probably is true a far far better team then England could have beaten Australia in those first 2 tests and well maybe this as well. Australia batting isn't great but it didn't need to be as the England bowling has been rubbish
>>152545919bit in dis ngl
>>152545928tennis and judo
>>152545932he's a malingerer
stokes trying anyding to not look archer in the eye krk
>>152545928skateboarding, figure skating and rhythmic gymnastics
The new Avatar movie looks like it was made by Pixar
>>152545940nonce
>>152545940based nymphet enjoyer
omgjust seen aussie wicjetswowthesr are.all like quality test wicketsnight and day compared to englishreally says something bout how shit this england bowling iz>>152545932ummbut thats racist
WASTING TIME
>>152545940propa nonce yiy are
amazing what scoring runs can do for the batting teammakes the fielding team nervous and prone to mistakeswhy is Stokes leaving it to his last two players to score runs?
Lmao Archer showing up all the eng shitters with the bat as well
Archer coming out swinging to make Stokes look like a coward
not really fan of hearing graem swann speakbloody woofta ain't hefink thays him anyways
17 tests in 6.yearsmindbigglin
>>152545972mindbigglin deez nuts
got my mind set on you has such a good chorus. shame about the filler verse and bridge
>>152545976>>152545976>>152545976>>152545976
start aiming for the crotch again
>>152545590Same old Kiwis. Always bleating
>>152544931Looks like michael jackson
