The /Ashes/: over editionEnd of Day 4 @ Adelaide (3rd Test)AUSTRALIA 371. & 349.v ENGLAND 286. & 207/6.
are brits always the worst posters in /cric/?or is it all the same one pretending to be indian?
Can we fuck off Green already please?He may be younger but he has squandered so many chances
Romy Reiner is all i care about
>>152580542with Smith back we will drop inglis and move green up to 6 (usman 5)
crazy to think countysperg is the best britposter
>drop usman for smith>drop green for neser >drop marnus and give konstas another go at 4 or 5>move starc to 7
>>152580558Whoever made this>>152580549 is pretty good
i cant function in society
>>152580560>>drop green for neserI unironically could get behind thisif Green is gonna score fuck all might as well just bring in another full time bowler who can bat a bit
MY thundies
Will Jacks?
have you all forgotten about Webster?hes a big game player
>>152580560Doesn’t matter how easy >you try and make it >we still won’t win a test this series.
time for my thundies
>>152580569youve had your designated hour of doom posting mate im afraid you will have to wait till tomorrow to continue
Just flat out can't stand Green. Not a test player, never will be.
Business idea: wealthy gf who you can parasites off of
>>152580580THAT WASNT ME
Old money Gilf gf who leaves me her estate
Konstas redemption arc starts in <5mins
>>152580582Yeah I’ve never really got the meme, his batting action looks grim
>>152580569>>152580580
>>152580574he is basically identical to Green bowling wise in FC and batting wise in FC Green is better by a noticeable marginbut in test matches they have near identical stats for batting and Webster is the better bowlergranted Webster has only played 11 inningssee >>152580542
A moment to remember all of the /cric/ posters who have passed away over the years.
the never ending over is over
was in coles today and overheard one of the girls tell the manager a lady was peeing in the store earlier
>>152580582he would be one of the best T20 players going around if that was his pure focusbut for whatever reason he is a homestay with the Aussie test team
Heard Megan Barnard has her liquor licence
>>152580596So that’s why micksperg stopped posting?
Whatever happened to that gay /cric/ poster who worked as a lollipop man with his boyfriend whom he also shared a house with? That is before he went on an antisemitic rant and freaked out his bf?
green wont get droppedyoure dreaming
>>152580599I have a close mate who occasionally posted here who passed away last year. I miss you Hayden
>>152580614kek i remember his spazzing out at me one night when i was playing halo and i was just baiting him inbetween matches
Hayden more like GAYden
normal people are completely alien to me. The carrots and sticks they spend their life chasing mean nothing to me. They zoom around in their little deathmobiles from place to place telling themselves a little narrative about how important their little life is.
>sixers didn’t make 200story lost
>>152580625please refrain untill the designated doomposting hour tomorrow
theres only one hayden in cric these days
>>152580632what the fuck happened to her face?nice tits tho
>>152580617RIPkomm susser tod on for this lad
>>152580632
crackers and wensleydale
>>152580625now that's some projection if ever i saw any please keep your banal "thoughts" to yourself champ
>>152580632I'd let her shit on my chest
>>152580632what a sheila
>>152580632WOLLA WOLLA BING BONG!
>>152580632grayce "the saudis rug" hayden
>>152580636people on camera have to wear an inch of makeup
>>152580646youll have to get through her old man first
>>152580667nips bursting outwhat a disrespectful trollop
rob key has a lot to answer for
WARNERGODWARNERGODWARNERGODWARNERGOD
Im a casual summer casual /cric/ follower, but literally and unironically, who replaces Nathan "Gary" "GOAT" Lyon once he retires?
>>152580685Me
Konstas is so based
>>152580685this guy>>152580687
>>152580685Lachie Neale
my lil brohes a bit attention starved
Warner is washed
>>152580685you all know its going to be adam zampa
>>152580705*boops the snoot*
GONESTAS
uhhh cuntstash bros?
>>152580535Who'd have thought Australia selecting a specialist wicketkeeper (who can bat as a bonus) and a specialist spinner (who takes wickets) would be such a revolutionary concept!!If only it would catch on.....
>>152580430lmao complete mutt shit, LITERALLY used the *record scratch* meme >but is that really what happened twice within the first 5 minutes. smashing that stop button fr.
>>152580731they're calling it cricketball
Just imagine if Starc fired off with the ball this matchEngland would have been dead and buried today
>calling eating a meal having a "feed"
Shitney DONEduer
chunder making the sixers look like a good team
>>152580736>but while in the bloody massacre of The Somme, Tolkien wasn't stuck by a bullet, but by inspiration!
chundiebros... it's happening again...
>>152580705Cute cat
all i want for Christmas is to feel happy again
rip my guy
Thunderbros its not looking good>>152580754get in here ya dickhead
>>152580754vax status?
i want to do a bunch of hard drugs and die by the end of next year
Never really understood why Reece Topley was never given a Test for England.
>>152580762can i come with?
why do we use required RPO and not the metric version?
getting all out in a t20 must be so humiliating
>>152580667i suppose i could fuck him if it meant i could plow grace
its a shame about the timezones we never get to drink much together ausbros
>>152580767is this what the hundred tried to solve?
>>152580774aus v eng in england is alright due to most of us being neets but yes
>>152580705nice fellow
business idea: fun rate
>>152580774close enough to midday, innit?
my renegays would never
theyll be lucky to get 28 on day 5calling it now
need to do a food shop but i just know its going to be rammed full of sickly twats
>>152580785i think they can put on another 100
28 runs later
>>15258078110:30am
wonder if aussies even realise how arrogant the british media had been about this series 6 weeks agothe message was that theyd not only win but it would be a cakewalk - seriously
Jacks and Smith will put on a 65 stand with Jacks contributing 48 of those and then they will poolapse with Archer hitting at least one six
>>152580793we are aware
>>152580793kinda wish you guys won that first testaussie media wouldve been interestingmightve had a bit more peace at your noosa holiday too
Reminder that our generation's greatest batsman, the great Cheteshwar Pujara has more series victories (two) down under than the coward engshitter fraud joe poot has test wins down under (zero) and cojones (also zero)
>>152580793kek you guys have your heads up your arses about everything
>>152580793Only from the bazball slurpers and those who daren’t criticise. George Dobell and Bumble both predicted losses.
>>152580793whats the media like now? are they attacking mccullum or still coping?
>>152580793Did they speak about the Australian team at all? or just that the bazballers were world beaters. There was a lot of chat here about the injuries to bowlers and the uncertainty about our top order, general sentiment was that England were slight favourites at least in the media
>>152580786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkb5PO_92_o
>>152580793>underestimating australia in australianobody who seriously knows cricket did this surely
>>152580774you cunts needs to work out a flag you are all gonna vpn under so we can still know whos who
>>152580822bans not happeningM16 want it accessible to honeypot incels
GBT 2001 >>> 0 iqashes 2005India, that is Bharat, will always be the buckbreaker of convicts
just polished off a 200g tin of butterscotch bikkies
>>152580828based lad with the undiagnosed beetus
Is God real?
>>152580833No but Steven May
>>152580833necessarily so
>>152580832possible, nanza had the beetus
>>152580833Yh, it’s me
Beginning to wonder if we should stop bazzingDo dry bazuary
WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOY
Reminder India won the GBT against the self-proclaimed "greatest" convict team on a 16 test match winning streak without Kumble, Srinath, opening batters, an out of form Tendulkar needing elbow surgery, and Gangully opening the bowling lmaooo
SACK BAZ
>>152580847Would they be playing cricket without colonialism?In many ways we're the best thing that ever happened to the subcontinent.
drinking wine and smoking cigarettes
>>152580872this but soda water and weed
>>152580833yes but it's complicated
This but coopers green and vape
This but coopers green and snus
This but coopers red and england
can't just be me who thinks >bazball is a cope for much deeper issuesengland weren't covering themselves in glory before 2022 either
drinking vape juice and smoking crystal meth
>>152580872love that memory
Turn the computer off and go to bed, mate.
im in bed but watching the rest of the game on my laptopshan't be elaborating further
Should we post tunes or nah
watching last samurai standing
>>152580896https://youtu.be/c7uOnpuhT6Q?si=PScZuLib_-1P4tQt
>>152580895game's over lad sixers have won
>>152580896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdjVnqBnwsQ&list=RDwdjVnqBnwsQ
do you guys stay up really late because its the holidays?
>>152580909i dont have a job (unemployed)
You guys enjoying the summer of cricket?
>>152580909I haven't gone to bed before 1am in 15 years
>>152580909it's 10 o'clock on a saturday dickheadif it was 19 minutes later I'd have a youtube link for you
I haven't watched any christmas movies yet
>>152580896https://youtu.be/yPaXJg-lGm0?si=GvWN7DULw9SPYqvy
>>152580909Nah - I enjoy maintaining a consistent sleep schedule and reaping the benefits it bringsBBL ends too late really
>>152580833yes
>>152580917Idiot.
>>152580888yea. bazball is not test cricket. cant do anything fucken right. two retards batting poor bowling for the most part. what was the plan here england? did you have one other than hurrr durrr bazball?cant even put into words how pathetic.not even seething anymore, ive just given up.
>>152580925why? nighttime is the comfiest
might play dragon quest with the Christmas mods turned on
Don't even remember the last time I watched a "movie"might have a rewatch of my favourite movie at some point while I'm off
>>152580916Yes
>>152580929which one?
>>152580930what is your favourite "movie"
I feel most alive between 10pm-2am
>>152580816loads of daft waffle about aus being too old, injured & the likebut hey crawley got over 50 so there's that
>>152580935Alice In Wonderland.
>>152580935nta but for me its buffalo 66
>>152580929DQXI might be the most slop jrpg on the marketplay a real jrpg like E33
>>152580931lgm
>>152580928Was just joking, I did the same for 10 years, now I wake up early though and I like the morning time the best
>>152580943grow up
/cric/ has so many unironic squares. I just can't jive with this place
>>152580951i'm cool, dig?
>>152580949Based. Mornings ARE betterSunrises absolutely mog sunsetsGetting things done before toil feels nice too, I like to work on my projects for an hour in the morning
>>152580935>>152580941
For me it’s dragon fable
>>152580935blue murder
gonna go to the beach in the early in the morning. will probably get home before most pissheads are out of bed
>>152580958i have ptsd from sunrises from staying out too late doing drugs and seeing the sun come up worst feeling in the world
>>152580958what are your projects lad?
>>152580943>>152580943 #it's goodDQ IX DS is the shit one
>>152580964low point for me was waiting outside the local store at 5am in a tiny beach town so I could buy more piss then coming back an hour later for more
>>152580941>>152580960cool, never seen it but I like comfy films too
>>152580971>bottle shop open at 5amWHERE
>>152580966Shit posting in /cric/
>>152580966album (im the one who posted the good 'roo a few months ago), and a vidya game
>>152580979>>152580980crisp
cunts have never done 6am - 6pm FIFO shifts, you'll appreciate a sleep in after that
>don’t have any ‘projects’Is it over for me?
>>152580977it was omaha in new zealand
>>152580991Lmao are you serious??
>not having a couple of projects on the goyikes lad unalive yourself NOW
more jobs for the boys
>>152580991little bit normie-esque tbqhwyl
>>152580974You should. It's an incredible work of art.Not entirely faithful to the book (omits some things, adds some things, transplants things from TTLG) but it compliments it nicely
luv a good proey me
they call me "the project manager"
>>152580596hope someone suggested she humps a pillow
>is that yes or no?kek shadab speaking tongues to green (chris)
>>152581010made up job desu
kek bros never worked on any big projects more important than the actual doers tbqh
Remember that time the thunder were all out for 15? Lol
>>152581043yeah i do
how about this for a project*farts on your face*
>>152581036fucking this, blokes who couldn't even run a $1M capex run their mouth instead
>>152581051that wasnt on the gant chart
>>152581043ez pzdo YOU remember when malinga rekt the scorchers?
>>152581056kek
three drunk lads walking past my house belting out ode to joy
humble ops manager me
>>152581062incredibly based, i love working with ops people
might call it a nightpanicked xmas shopping awaits me tomorrow
Don't mind who wins the bbl as long as its not scorchers or sixes
Australia seems to be the land of straffo tier made up jobs economic paradise
>>152581094says the flag with 'civil service' nonsense
shane watson is such a meathead
sweet caroline
>>152581089grimgodspeed lad
who's the Australian cricketer who is no an account manager or something is it Nathan bracken
The Moon is full, my wine is red,Bacchus is whispering in my head;I'll have a sloppy wank tonight,And give poor Phoebe quite the fright.
>>152581111
for me it's persephone
>>152581122god thats grim
dont ex cricketers usually do real estate?
lolpro sportsmen morphed into a laptop thumbing NPC looks like Steven Wilson
devastating result ausbros
ol bingo wings needs some diet tips of gerwyn price lean out a little bit
Haha the stadium announcer just said "6 7" and all the kids did the 67 hand movements thing
pusey t related to pusha t?
HELLO AKASH SAAR WHERE IS MY UBER EATS DELIVERY
reckon i bought about 150 roast chickens from woolies this year
the other welsh player got a bye into the next round. his opponent failed a drugs test after his first round match. he looked like he was on crack tbqh not surprised
grotesque
>>152581228Good shout. It's on channel 507
darts is for elite sportsmen
>>152581249the 2nd match is some japanese meme guy everyone loves, worth staying up for it i reckon enjoy
>>152581249>>152581228never watched darts in my life ill check it out
Every time I order uber eats I get extremely angry for one reason or another
>>152581228>drug testing>in fucking dartsgame's gone. world's gone.
wtf it just looks an excuse for a massive pissup is dart based?
darts isn't a sport (like snooker) but it's a likeable game (unlike g*lf)simple as
>>152581217my woolies has started doing fancy zeus street roast chickens, might get one of them for christmas lunch
>>152581285that the greek yog and lemon one? got one of those but didnt really care for itthe yellow bag ones are the best
Been writing a scene all this week about a darts match the two protagonists, -- with a lot of the comedy coming from the fact it's a magnetic board so half of their darts don't stick to the board -- so it feels very satisfying to watch right now.I haven't watched it in ages
>>152581271ally pally darts with the lads is bucketlist pisstrip territory
>>152581271yeah thats all it is really, good laugh
>>152581265maybe try doordash mate
>>152581295i was just thinking i would like to go to the darts with my mates but then i remembered i have literally one friend and he lives on the other side of the country
>>152581270they even had a trans dart player this year from netherlands but he lost 1st round
where do you even go to play darts anymore, havent seen a pub with a board in it since i was a kid
>>152581311they brought one back at my local but put it so you basically were launching the darts through the smokers area. only was there for about 3 weeks lol
darts has been solved, basically you just go for triple 20
the meme jap guys walk on the mong pit didnt know how to react https://youtu.be/l7_DUEvea6s?si=KcEpBo1VyuMvODZF
>>152580931I can see myself in the jack oatey stand. Is it easy to become a member?
>>152581320>guys dressed up as aussie cricketers holding a sign saying carey is a cheat kek
brb lads gonna go goon, which me luck
climbing moon girl
>>152581336dont do that mate
>>152581336what you goonin to fella?
>>152581332didn't clock that kek
>>152581339>>152581341meant coolabah
on a cut but accidentally ate 4000 calories today lolz
cricket is one of those sports
sick of it
>>152581378whats wrong bud
>boxing style walk outs >cheerleaders darts is based i reckon
Darts is shit mate
>>152581394he HATES fun!
>>152581387good post>>152581394bad post
>>152581399on the v again mate
>>152581396This post gave me a huge dopamine hit
>>152581375based Australian ol bingo wings
this shit is the tits
Australian bingo wings is called ol dingo wings
Emi waltzed up to the board to collect her darts. She slapped me to my feet as soon as she returned.EMI: You’re up, Hercules. Better keep a lid on that draw strength if you wanna beat 120.OLI: [not intended for her ears…] Better than Paris, I suppose… EMI: […but alas] Wait, what’s better than Paris? OLI: London. …Just kidding. I mean about you calling me Hercules.
The Aussie bloke and the Irish bloke are basically the same -- the only difference being the Irish one is shorter and fatter
>>152581456and redder
>>152581447shithouse
>>152581484this anon has 0 projects going
I have no projects but multiple hobbies
any project men in?
>>152581484perhaps, but let me say this: it's missing context, and anything to payout on Engl*nd & their capital shitty
what hobbies anon
sucking cock
just smoked a cigaretteit was disgusting but made me feel good anyway back to drinking
>>152581524also got bitten by a million mozzies outside 3/10
DARTS IS ON
VVS Laxman didn't have play a godawful recerse sweep (or even a sweep) to make Warne & co look like some eng shitter pie chuckers
school spectacular is ontime to goon
>>152581505Gold detecting and chess
I was part of a national champion Rock Eisteddfod troupe when I was in year 11
>>152581541
>>152581507yes mate
>poetry and theatre poofs in /cric/
https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
>>152581574what's your favourite project
wish i never smoked that dart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX8_dfyf2uk
>>152581607this courtyard
fuck you cunts post some garbage music
>>152581633that's actually really nice mate well done
>>152581645cheers cobber
>>152581633nice m8 been thinking about trying to build a small deck out the back of my shed might get to it in the next few weeks
>>152581633Where does the dog piss
>>152581639show us your taste m8
>>152581656on the rug
>>152581656the good one pisses on the grass out the front and the bad one pisses on the paving
>>152581661WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI
just want to go live in the forest in a tent and meditate all day everyday until I achieve enlightenment
>>152581659been listening to this album alot last few week shttps://youtu.be/PAWEPfkkADE?si=-8HmAohXgqTtu3zV
>>152581685based desi free man
alright alright alright
>>152581685so go do it? fucking hell how hard can it be
>>152581653nice mate go for a eucalypt timber it's much nicer than merbau
I’ve listened to and enjoyed about 5 songs this year, just play them on repeat for a couple days then go back to not listening too music
>>152581703i was gonna go with treated pine and paint it black because i do alot of work on cars so its gonna be covered in grease and oil and shit almost immediately but maybe thats not a good idae
>>152581721based and projectpilled
>>152581721nah that's fine for your needs good call
>>152581721have you considered concrete instead?
>>152581806no im not greek jk the door for the shed is about half a foot higher than the ground so i want to bring the floor up to the bottom of the door, ill still sit out there like a normal deck, might get a firepit type thing and concrete way more permanent also probably more expensive
I’m doing to post my small backyard tomorrow if you guys can tell me how I should redo ithttps://youtu.be/Je-CPZRwbh8
>>152581837fucken oath mate post it love a new project
i am greek
>englelkeKkkk
malaka
greek (extra)
https://youtu.be/HpyZEzrDf4c
that flag isnt allowed on this island
sebbo you're a bit of a projectLORD what you got on the boil champ?
right. bed. talk to yous tomorrow
>>152581916night mate
>>152581894this era music was so hopeful what happened :(
might suck a nog (egg)
>>152581820mate that is nearly perfect for a slab thickness. Any reasonable concreter with a labourer can onock the whole thing out in a day. $800 labour and materials would run about $3k.
>>152581911>>152581916>>152581897too cold outside fella...just ooin the needful atm. replaced a blower motor for my septic system. finna look into changing the bearings on the worn out one as a project ngl x
This has been the least compelling Ashes series of my lifetime. (And I'm old. Fucking old.) Despite the hype, England basically doesn't belong on the same oval as Straya. The absolute state of English cricket. Drawing against the jeets at home and now slaughter by the Aussies. Whew, lads.
>>152581946>get someone else to do it simply not a project
>>1525819302012 paradigm shifthttps://youtu.be/_wjFahULCK8
>>152581955he could do the site prep and help with the pour but you want someone who knows what they're doing with a screed
>>152581950crisp
>>152581703ooo like the sound of dis ngl>>152581820pavement stones if you don't want anything permanent
last good years were 2014-2016
>>152582000i enjoyed 17 and 18 2020 i hated but looking back it was extremely comfy, if i had it again i would love it
>>152581979x
>no Gill in the T20 squad>Akshar VCIT'S
F
HOME
japanese meme guy coming up in the darts
terrorists>imma terrorize performative, attention seeking retards>imma act terrorized
>>152582100Just curious... Does the average Aussie understand that the Bondi "jew massacre" was complete bullshit?
gonna be kind to myself and say there were positive elements to today's climb
australia needs a '33
you did your best zachy lad thats all you ever have to do
Desi Freeman is a deadset legend
>>152582215oath cunt
>>152582204three v5s according to the app one was so effortless I should really be climbing 7a there oh well
>>152582215they still didnt find him?
>bullshitaussies did get shot on a beach
I need to moonboard more
>>152582261Nah, soon to be Madeleine McCann tier hide and seek champion
>>152581897Lmao, lovely
havnt listened to pavement in a while tbf
>>152581711Based me from 24 onwards
>>152582046good goyim
sometimes think I've gone off music but I'll without fail find a new album i really like at some point spent like three months listening to that unwound album
>>152581378You’ll be right king
I'd rather be listening to loveless minidisc master
would like go to the beach in redcar and be listening to unwound
Sucking a White Desert by Bristol Beer Factory honestly quite nice
>>152582439pseud
>>152581092>its scorchies
Need a comfy yt vid to fall asleep to bros
doing a data analytics apprenticeship gonna buy parsiq out and rescue it
>>152582484https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ijsz6uPdTnw&t=2186s
>>152582439this but flac on hd800s
Turkbro are you familiar with Terrence Malick?
>>152582484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfgKkVPOhcM
How often does it snow at Christmas time in England?
>>152582522...yh
>>152582484https://youtu.be/wYVihTCNTgA?si=XEdR8FtK47pbO3SE
>>152582507>>152582527Thx but I only fall asleep to videos with talking, usually gameplay commentaries >>152582542Comfy, finna
>>152582560Cricket Gold runs 24/7 on YooToob now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwGcDkj3nRw
>>152582530I remember it happening once when I was...let me think....parents were still together but only just there was a white Christmas early 2000s I think doesn't happen often
>>152582530yearly
basils Christmas present I reckon just gonna tarq max
buying a house as first buy isn't necessarily neeky, although it is a bit buying a flat is like a starter pack
Don't respect the music opinion of anyone who doesn't play an instrument or sing
>>152582569>they're showing Pujara seeing the convicts off at da gabbaNoice
>Pujara 56(210)Subhuman eng shitters could never
kanye WISHES he had trent's production chops. but he doesn't. he's a fucking seagull who thinks he invented the bin, the fish and chip shop, and the paper bag when he's picking up a stale half eaten left-overs.
>>15258286322nd march mateI don't want to put you off tennis completely as I think its a good sportdont want you to take up p*del or something
5k Indian fans are worth more than 100k convicts or eng shitters
>>152582906>3 months to find your cojonesWhat a racketlet and instrumentlet
>he's a fucking seagull who thinks he invented the bin, the fish and chip shop, and the paper bag when he's picking up a stale half eaten left-overs.
eggnog honestly has decent protein contentbit of a yank drink but it's one thing yanks are right on
>>152582927sounds like something from true detective series 2
>>152582959just heard about a south american version of eggnog called coquito, really want to try it
kanye-problematic is a horrendous song lmao came up on Spotify (2024)lost his touch lately
>>152583064only reacts, cannot think creatively. also got reamed by diddy. Many Such Cases!
>>152583064Clearly you have not heard Kanye's "Nigga Heil Hitler", which is a masterpiece.
is this new Canadian rorke Stefan molyneux
>>152582522the thin red line is great. mainly for the cinematography. done by the same bloke who worked on braveheart.badlands is entertaining.the tree of life is zerkalo for the yanks. still a good one.
'za in few fellas x
put some meat on it sebbo you veggie prick
Think we could beat England in a test matchAsa Tribe would get an easy double century
mums doing an ol bingo wings and watching the chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5RuCEhHcG4&list=RDj5RuCEhHcG4&start_radio=1
ummm....nh¿?¡
>>152583327so true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkR7u_sOtHI&list=RDvkR7u_sOtHI&start_radio=1
damn asa tribes stats are goodare england gonna poach?
>>152583327>>152583468glammy legend asa will tear up div 1
broke my ~120 day chess.com streak yesterday oops
>>152583414We all owe a profound thank you to Mark David Chapman.
time for a shippers
sinking a ghost ship
>twiglet legged cojoneless tarq listens to hood nigga ramblingsHowling
ha ha nah just kidding sebbo you alri' have a salad 'za
kanye is middle class you racist twat
time for another beer
ah I could murder one
go get some efes turkbro
https://youtu.be/x-b1-n7hYAk
https://youtu.be/vw89o0afb2A
Only post when there's nothing going on, champion
https://youtu.be/2GGdpBKUJI8
so grim the way west Indies keep giving debuts to 33 year old men. is there just no talent on the islands basically become the opposite of what pakistan are known for
Says a lot more about the state of cricket
>>152584163Sadly true, that.
yeah it's grimcan imagine most carribbean zoomers just like tiktok and football/basketball. maybe t20 which isn't cricket
This scorecard would get us over the line:Smith 108Jacks 65Archer 37Carse 23Tongue 8 I believe.
>>152584190Windies needs a star, a superstar, some world class batsman or bowler, to inspire the kids. The great ones all played test cricket. Plus, half the development money (everywhere) goes to wimminz cricket now.
>>152583946
>>152584351was meant to be shamar but seems like he may be having some legal battles
Blame British roadman culture
>englel lose (again)>bnob disappears (again)Howling>Smith 108>108Jai Shri Krishnahttps://www.templepurohit.com/hindu-names-108-names-of-gods-and-godesses/108-names-of-lord-krishna-krishna-ashtottara-shatnamavali/
britjeet, thoughts on Welsh (black) men marrying Indian women?
>>152585638
>>152585980that whiskey is actually deliciousmy favourite
>>152586050yeah it's good
is that cawl in the pic based
AI seems to have potential
Not AI, that's the real picture, the other one is fake
yh true
since becoming a houseproud flat owner I'm noticing more how dirty my mums mansion is in placescarpet swaps can be transformative and that's all it needs
hope yer senpai are good zachybro
i DIDNT SAY THAT i said f a m i l y
>>152586585ta lad you too business as usual really
i dont see my family much during the year but me + my brothers do an annual pub crawl xmas eve to make up for it looking forward to that
all in monmouth aren't they
nah they live about 30 minutes away but we just never hangout
ned swears Swansea is an amazing night out
morning lads just had a bit of trouble pushing out a steaming harry brook
>>152585638>tfw no autistic mixed race welsh musician gfActually dated a MR chick but she was a fellow Sanatani (thank you George Harrison)>>152585980Kek gottem
Got a big joe poot vs pat cummins brewing gonna need the strong bleach
just dropped an english batsmannering attack in the toiletwas bigger and lasted longer than them in the ashes iykwim haha
got a big you trying to keep up with me in forehand exchanges come 22nd march brewing
off to the pub to meet my mates
Twiglet legs gonna spamming p*del seshes after i've mopped the floor with your receeding hairline my vain darling
>>152587487have a good one mate
>>152587513literally no chance dude
do you wanna know one of the biggest scams out there it's shaving razors people assume they don't last ages and that's what (((they))) play on economically. so people just replace them without thinking twice and they literally have years to go before they are even blunt. you might think they are blunt but that's all part of the conditioning its one of the biggest scams going. up there with dentistry
>>152584306We're looking good here bongbros
one end of a mach 3 lasts for basically ever but think how much money they have made out of people not knowing this
>>152587986Troof. You're good for dozens of shaves long after the little blue "expiration stripe" fades.
the shivnarine scranderpaul
drinking tiny rebel
>>152588618looks alri' that lad
I honestly think McCullum was the right guy at the right time when he took over but he should have never been the long term coachThey should have kept baz for a year then hired a new coach who could build on positive intent baz brought but appyling proper cricket teachings to the team
>>152587986just get a decent cheap SE razor champ
what the fuck is wrong with india
Welsh(black) dont crack
>>152589634>fire the entire ecb >restructure with ex players who were decent >fuck the paywall deal off>push for f2a broadcast deal>get some interest going with the public instead of gatekeeping it for rich cunts and private school poofs>introduce programs into schools for juniors, incentivise with intra school comps and days off school playing other schools>identify young talent and create programs for their development >apply for government grants if they have to>install a coach who has a bit of mongrel like beefy or Flintoff>make ipl mercenaries ineligible for any form of national selection>create a large pool of players to rep england>drop players for poor performances, regardless of their stature, creating competition within the pool of eligible players for spots in the side
>>152587936>using razors LmaoHair clippers are where it is m8
>>152590197still need a razor to clean up your neckline
>>152590337GOTTEM
>>152590337grow a proper beard faggot. If you need to groom your face, you are not a man.
>>152590372GOTTEM BACK!!!!!!!
>>152590372beard in modern day is chinlet or triple chin cope
>>152590372t.
>>152590428>>152590438I have a full beard and long hair. I send 0 time styling my appearance. To do so would be female trait. Go fuck yourself faggots.
feeling REALLY GOOD this morning
now im drunk and ausbros are soberthis fucking timezone
>>152590337>he doesnt have one of pic relatedlmao
>>152590552nah I've been drinking since 5 am.
>>152590372
>Tests in England start around 8pm AEST>Tests in Australia start around 11pm GMTthinking its a you problem not a me problem
>>152590702Gregory Peck was relentlessly handsome
>>152590702'proper beard' was the ket phrase therewispy pube-beards need not apply
>>152590514le Viking man unless you look like a literal caveman there is some form of hair styling going on there. long hair is for women and ugly cunts trying to draw attention away from their fucked up heads or be le different, same with beards
Zachy mad cos he can't grow facial hair
>>152590809so trueive got a godlike jawline so I dont hide it with makeup (a beard)
obsessed freak
zacky b(eardless)
Shaving your beard is tranny behaviour and you’re imitating women and probably a latent homosexual, like you’d be prison gay without hesitation. That’s just straight up logic and truth
yea sounds like a lot of beardlets post here
I can only grow a van dyke style beard
emphasis on dyke iykwim haha
If your beard is a bit wispy put oil in it, you can use olive oil or coconut oil or shea butter or chicken grease it’s all good conditioner
>>152590809yes, I look like a literal caveman. Full beard, long hair. Not fat either, 69kg and fairly lean.
I shave my beard but keep my moustache
As for hair length caring too much about how other men choose to keep their hair is also not good, if it doesn’t concern you don’t concern yourself with it you sound like one of those gossiping faggots on tv
Zachy looks like he got his facial hair from turkey
>>152591044like a literal faggot from the village people.
>>152591059a truly horrendous imagechapped lips an allgrim grim grim
>>152591033>68kg>calling anyone a woman>b-but im a man i have a beard and long (lol) hairkek
>>152382273>>152382273>>152382273NEW
>Sunday morning>Every neighbour sounds like they're doing renos on their homes for some reasonI'm living next to The Raped
>>152591033
>>152591088silly sausage
>>152591060Nah m8Just dont like beardsReminds me the family friend (at the time) who molested me as a child
>>15259108069kg at 178cm is just about perfect body composition mate. How much do you even bench?
I thought it was an hour later and couldn’t find the cricket so put on the kiwi test
i like beards iykwim haha
Day 4NZ 8/575dWI 8/400 Hodge 117*
Looks like the rain is missing the ground lads
>>152591286fucking hell what a knob
If I saw a group of men all arguing about their beard routines in public I'd assume they're all homosexual
ACTUAL NEW>>152568420
If I saw a group of Australians, I'd assume they're all homosexual
>>152591359>>152591359>>152591359>>152591359
And if we saw an amerijeet we'd all fuck ya like a monitor lizard
>>152591311fuck off groomer
Triggered
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