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Is this the thread?
>>152820893group showers are gaybut i did visit one stadium where there were no group showers and instead had two tiny little shower stalls for tucked next to shitters. would have rather had gay group showers than that for the whole team.
they haven't been the same since she went away
post what happened to landesfag
*ekblasts one past wedgie**grips stick so hard it snaps in half**spends last minute of the period stickless gooning it up*^
>>152821628achievable natty?
puke poos
Upper body injury, so not his knee
he just got the wind knocked out of him. he's fine.
>>152821659Yeah with Natty Schmidty's special training method
>>152821659Yes, if by "natty" you mean "as many steroids as every other body builders".
>>152821833>tfw cant bench 3pl8
My penguins (:
.>our raidies won :)
>>152822190Didn’t that cost them the first pick?
yo /hoc/! check this out!
>>152822190our steelies soon :)
islanderbros…is this…dare I say… /ouryear/?
>>152821628*chokes you out*
>>152822250Hopefully they win (:
DOUBLE DOINK
You're back on the case Tarasovsky
catties win
cringe panthers
Byebye binlan :DDDD
>both my stars and our zoomers lost
>>152823109
7-4 Can
>showers and randies playing>/hoc/ completely and utterly dead
>>152824015>two teams with only one /hoc/ fan eachshocking
>>152824015raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy
Canada vs Czechia junior edition is coming up next!
>>152824015We're waiting for the junya game to begin in the real thread.No one cares about those two shit teams.
SCAR!IGGY Junior!
>>152824916
I've been watching a lot of hockey while on holidays in Canada and I'm thinking of becoming an Islanders fan. Is this a good choice?
>>152825142No.
>>152825142only if you stay in canada. we need more canadian islanders fans!
my penguins won :)
I don't mean to alarm anyone but the Carolina Hurricanes just won a game
>>152825418Based (:
what's with canadoids and southernoids who go out "playing" hockey by trying to injure the enemy? don't realize how worthless it makes them look. unable to play. only to injure. barbarian, mongoloid, 4000bc type play.
>>152824015sorry I was busy studying for my big exam
>>152825730good luck at the proctologist anon
Good to see the NJ Devils loudly booing these loser players of theirs. Worst run team in the league
>>152825807Just wait. When Tom Fitzgerald pays the ultimate price for Quinn, and extends and locks all Hughes, you'll finally see the grand-master plan of his:>Redoing Chuck Fletcher's Parise-Suter deal on July 4th 2012
why is your genny so slow tonight
Good luck on monday wagiebros!
>>152826226canadians are too busy watching young boys
>>152826066Quitt Joke and FLuke dipsy-doodle figure skating around one another on the blue line is something that would look so much better in say Detroit or Toronto than Newark imho
on the chilly evenings of january 1st and 3rd in the year of our lord 2026 the detoilet dead wings were anally raped by the shittsburg faguinstruly a grim time for america
>>152826406Our penguins (:
>>152826226all the cool kids are in /wjc/ for the semifinal
playing stalker anomaly (no gamma) and playing quake maps and watching hockeyi'm happy to be here
for me it's age of wonders 4 or planetfallI can stop any time I want and watch the /hoc/then when gary hits me with an unbearable commercial I can mute it and get back to the vidya
MY dogshit knights are first again in the division :)steelies on gib your eknergy
fucken ravens AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Czechia skarrrrrrr
lol canadacan't wait until they all take the walk of shame back to /hoc/
boswell you fucking retard
Don't worry Canada, we can both share the disappointment!
Brunicke, MacKenzie, Reid, and Aitcheson all looked brutal
That Panthers/Avs game earlier today was pretty exciting.
Laugh at the losers crawling back
I need to ventI just cant anymore man. The refs bs goalie interference calls, the Czechs diving like they signed up for a swimming competition, and getting the most horrendously lucky goals I’ve ever seen, and we still barely lose. It was the same last year, and the year before that, and to a lesser extent, the year before that. Show me the non-calls against the Finns and the goalie interference calls against Czechs and tell me that the refs arent biased. Happens in the NHL too. I think 4 Nations was the first international mens hockey competition I’ve ever seen where I can say that the reffing was fair. And then the Czechs will come swarming in to the comments to gloat and belittle me, as if they deserved it IN THE DAMN SLIGHTEST.
>>152829192Atleast we’re winning bronze
IN DEFEAT I CLAIM VICTORY!
>>152829192which of those faces did bud make when he was raping you
why cant slowvakia be as good as czech
Excited to see what O Dog has to say.
>>152829293One country fought hitler and his authoritarianism while one joined him and his wrath and villainy
Why do we keep losing to the Czech's, bros?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOH NO NO NO NOVICTORY SNATCHED FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEATK W A BWABSTEELERS WIN :)
>>152829462McKenna is a bustHage sucks and gets too much ice timeParekh is made of glasszoomers are weak no tough players
>>152829228Not to justify some redditor crying like a bitch but the IIHF refs are hilariously biased against north americans.
>>152829623Parekh should just roid up, everyone does it, and he's not a midget.
>>152829680agreed
bro wya king
nineteen ninety three
there isn't a chance mckenna is getting taken first
>canadians trying to leave again without shaking hands or listening to anthemCrosby would never
>>152829667do you believe this sincerely or are you memeing?
>>152829544Mow my fucking lawn paco
>>152829970who is?
>>152830087i can't stop winning tranny.>raiderswin against their arch rivals>knightsfirst in the division>steelerswin in dramatic fashion against their arch rivals in a winner makes playoffs finalekwab
>>152830148holy bandwagoner
>>152830223we don't sign our posts here newfag retard kwab
>>152829235See you soon boy
>>152830130Victor Björck
>>152830148They're calling it the most Hispanic post ever on /sp/
>>152830346maybe on planet retard kwab
Where the fuck is everyone?
just put on some jamiroquai
>>152830475i was always more of a canned heat kinda guy than virtual insanity
*slinks back into /hoc/*
>>152830362No onions fan de cutiesCarnal
>>152830475
>>152830567if you're looking for work, home depot's up the street bud
>>152830639They don't hire deadbeat spics who play Diablo in their late 30's
>>152830679someone's upset that rodgers actually took a new team to the playoffs huhKEK remember when his season ended 1 minute into his jest tenure
>>152830825>>152830258
>>152830916You are a spic who sits on 4chan every day bragging about shit teams
>>152830945none of your teams have won a championship in your lifetime KWAB
what caused bud to melt at daddy again? did the sock puppet graduate?
>>152830974Excuse me
>>152831005i'll bet ya fat lil fingers are shaking with rage huh
Never forget copey doesn't understand the rules of hockey and didn't understand why the sharks got a 5 minute power play in2019
i don't even watch that tier 2 crap i only watch skoda and olympic
>>152831049ackchyually i wasn't posting when that happened, i was watching with my family.however: the league apologized kwab tyfycb
League had to apologize by giving Vegas the easiest path to a finals in the fake ass 2020 and 2021 playoffs and they lost to Dallas and Montreal lmao
Mine and Copey’s Steelers (:
>>152831081:)
>>152831081>>152831105Two spics getting ready to kiss
>>152831112I a dago actually (:
THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN
>>152831081Mine and Bud's Jetties ):
my kitties :)
canadasisters... bud's laughing at us... we lost...
>>152831112>xhe's still boilingremember when you got fired from the buccaneer job you were literally a carny at 17 KEK
>>152831193I thought bud didn’t watch sports anymore
>>152831244bud has been known to have commitment issues (unless it's knoel)
>>152831228You are a spic
>>152831272based schizo. can't wait to see him on the news hopefully he doesn't kill too many people>>152831299kwab there he is
>>152831311he's a changed man after the mario kart breakdown
>>152831272Did he ever get a job?
>>152831329
>>152831343>four year anniversary in 3 dayskek
>>152831364Must be a pathetic person to still care...oh wait
>>152831420oh no bud the pathetic person is you. you haven't changed a bit since then. look at your melty toknight for instance.
>>152831420how did you do this year bud?
>>152831420no more pathetic than posting at all on 4chan
>>152831492he has the prose of a 6 year old it's insanealso:>got under 200 lbskek
>>152831494>so upset he replies to the wrong postkwab
>>152831420lol
>>152831570>xhe thinks I was talking to xirCopey, are you fucking retarded?
We’re so fucked
>>152831600ya sometimes ama
>xhe thinks I'll askkwarb
>>152831648we don't preface our post with our preferred pronouns here kwab
oh xhe's worked
If Reinhart, Hagel, and Cirelli could get injured for the next 2 months or so, that would be great. Also Bennet, just to hedge the bets.
just logged in to diablo bro's
>>152831705>Canada wants some of their better players injured
>>152831747what is that? what do you mean?
>>152831759They are all dogshit, fuck no. Hagel and Cirelli literally Jon Cooper nepo babies.
copeysisters, our response?
>>152831858holy fuck that's pathetic
>>152831858>immediately owns up to being the resident retard "anon"cmtsu
>>152831858>immediately posts proof that the lolcow retard anon is in fact him
>>152831877just like my knights
bro prolly had to look up what prose meant
>>152831852Hagel and Reinhart deserve to be there. Sandheim and Parayko do not
>>152831928oh no that doesn't work here. that meme is about you and your shit team. the knights won :)
>>152831944the knights are shit and ran by retards
another year and no medals. the teenage boys are failures. the future of hockey in canada is grim
>>152831949lmao no
>>152831949
Vegas lost to the rapehawks lmao
>>152831975>>152831979you know i'm right you stupid fucking bitch
>>152831934I'd take Johnston, Bedard, Nuge, and a handful of other Canadians before either of those schlubs. Parayko is fine, but I think he's aging out. Sanheim has been shit, and I'm not even sure who you replace him with. Schaeffer?
it's understandable that the canadian boys would choke in the presence of future gay porn stars
>>152831992cope we got a point and are back in first place >>152831997oh this is not the words of an upset person at all
>>152832010>nugeUnless he's playing power play time, no. And Wyatt is eh. Schaefer makes way more sense over Sanheim. International audiences should see that kid play
>>152832023>i-i'm not mad, y-you're mad!!!lol
>>152832032Remember when you attempted a mock draft and got 0 (zero) correct other than the obvious 1OA
>>152832058Remember when a whore pissed on you?
>>152832051yep ty for reiterating my post
>>152832066you're fucking gay bro
>>152832064of course. just like you remember your mock draft :)
>>152832086A whore pissing on you is more embarrassing than a mock draft in a year where nobody had a clue where anyone would be drafted.
>>152832103KEK you went 0/31.
broship lost
>>152832149the broship is infallible
>>152832023Lmao, your team is the equivalent of a nepo baby.
>>152832187>tfyikes kek. your country hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in your lifetime.
>>152832197Why don't the Olympics count?
The fuck os a glue guy
>>152832237>w-why doesn't a tournament that allows amateurs to compete count???
>>152831992Unlike my penguins
kwab
hockey canada should be happy. there will always be more teenage boys
>>152832266racehorses that broke their legs would be killed and then sent off to be turned into glue
>>152832464based this happened to botcha banks
>>152832389>Shilling your snca twitter account this badlyNo one is gonna follow you.
>>152831858>he finally got ticketsbros...
>>152832434based czechs
>Schizo posting about people that most likely don't exist>Endless country superiority wanking>Extremely low effort postingI feel like this general is the equivalent of a fucking retirement home.
>>152832434Mental breakdown over a friendly junior tournament
>>152832506one should czech themselves before they hurt themselves I always say
The only thing I don't understand from the game is how they can repeat a penalty. Calling it a trip was questionable but if you do shouldn't it be a goal?
under 200 pounds is like baby weight though ngmi
>>152832698not when you're 5'3" like that lil meatball
>>152832707that is true however under 6'2 and it's too already over for you
Is Turkey likely to qualify in the near future?
>>152832754When the KHL was expanding and Erdogan and Putin were bros I wanted Istanbul to get a team, it would have been fun.
>>152832754it's turkiye now
God damnit Canada, was excited for us to play eachother in the finals :(The Czechs are done for
>>152832992good luck in the game :)
finna log into ocarina of time bros
>>152833036/sp/ is for /sp/eedruns hetero cis capitalist
>>152833051>speedrunno
>>152821224It's over...
I'm sad for Landeskog but Avs fans were getting insufferable.
>>152833068Just like my Islanders
>>152833076100%
Imagine the poor team that is drafting McBust this summer.
>>152833092You come from a fake nation nigga
>>152833095heil hitler nigga
>>152833092many are echoing this sentiment
>>152833061bruuh not like this.. not after all that healing time
shawn > bret btw
>>152833061he stood up with that leg and it's recorded as an upper body injury
>>152832790Shut the fuck up
>>152833212cope
slopdown was cancelled
>>152833111It was his right leg that he had problems with before. But knee injuries are most often just a genetic lottery. If you fuck one knee you have a higher risk of fucking the other because of heritage.>>152833189That could just be the adrenaline plus it takes a little time before the swelling prohibits you from being able to bend the leg if the ACL or the MCL is damaged.
Why the hell were Canada wearing these chokers? They won't prevent a skate from cutting the throat and it looks fucking stupid. Just wear regular neck guards.
Are you fucking drunk Wikipedia
fandango was fucking dimes until banana nose had a shoot meltie and shipped his candy ass back to FCW
getting filtered by this mini boss with these ancient controls that i had no problem with at 12 years old
>>152833362just put a little bell on them so they can be sexy accessories. the bell will also offer slightly more protection.
>>152831858>200 pounds
>>152833409>200 lbs in her giant ass forehead
>Grand Casino Arena
wonder if gare has the grapes to put a team in tel aviv
Halfway through the season, Val Nichushkin has now been on the ice for 60 total minutes while shorthanded, during which opponents have scored exactly 0 goals. He's the only regular penalty killer in the league still with 0GA.
good news, i made it to the forest temple. jabu jabus belly is still cancer. excited about the rest of the game except the gay retarded faggot water temple.
good news, I didn't ask
>>152831858>bud raped tbg so hard it changed his name>bud regularly rapes copey without even breaking a sweat>achieving his dreams, self-improving, living his best lifehe lived long enough to see himself become the herobud fucking won
>>152833897
bud did not 1
>>152834024wrong as ever
>>152834039the only thing bud ever won was tickets, a bedroom shrine feature on jvoel's stream, and the unconditional love of his parentsoh wait.. none of that happened.
>>152834059>still seething at /hoc/'s oshimust suck being a social outcast
>>152834104cope
>>152834024>>152834039>>152834059>>152834104>>152834114Nobody cares.
>>152834196thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
>>152834200Why are you faggots so obsessed with these name fags? Why do you never stfu about them? Why must I keep hearing about them? Why?
>>1528342101993
>>152833877I'm starting to get addicted to nickelodeon slime racers 3
>>152834215>Um...um...1993Take your meds and touch grass, you obsessive faggot.
>>152834234vpn off trb
This general has some real fucking schizo using this place 24/7
>>152834220kek based
>>152834279You aint seen nothing yet!
oh my oshi he bubblin
Why can't McDavid and Draisaitl both be good at the same time? Why don't the Oilers have any depth scoring at all? Why are 50% of Drai goals on the PP? I'm starting to worry bros. It didn't look this grim start of last year.
>>152834279It's the same 5 guys posting the same inside jokes in every thread, day in and day out.Inarguably the most boring general of the board.
>>152834592It just gives me the impression that no one in this general actually cares about this sport with how much it's spammed.
>>152834694>It just gives me the impression that [...] this general actually cares about this sport [...] much [...]2true
>>152834279I bet your not even a real person and just another one of it's schizo personalities
>>152834592>It's [...] guys posting [...] jokes [...], day in and day out.>[...]arguably the most [...] gen[...] of the board.they do be keeping it lighthearted
>>152834592then why are you here?
>>152834722I am very much a real (autistic) person.
>>152834694Its more of a mitch marner gen then a hockey gen
>>152834834Speaking of I just dropped a foul one
>>152833362that chain looks so fucking tacky, who do these guys think they are
>>152835068zoomers have no culture so they borrow from those they perceive as "cool"
>>152834834I thought this was a Crosby gen.
McKenna is looking more and more like the next Nail "Yak Attack" Yakupov every day. Arrogant and uninterested.
mitch won my steelies won my yinzies won
>>152835288reminds me more of shane shite
yakub will win today mark my words
Our annual Pride Night is on Monday, Jan. 5 when we host the Seattle Kraken at 7:30 PM MT!Our Pride logo is designed by local artist Sarah Slaughter."Exploring the intersection of Pride and the NHL, I found myself drawn to the symbol of butterflies," she said of her design. "Universally associated with transformation, hope, and fresh beginnings, butterflies felt like a natural fit. Each slightly abstract butterfly I created uses the colours of the Pride flag, woven into the Calgary Flames logo to celebrate inclusivity and change."
For me, it's Hage getting two attempts for one penalty shot and trying/failing the same move on both attempts.
>>152835570are flaming butterflies elite?
>>152835614no cup this milly
>>152835831Just like Dylan's Stars.
Last night the aves took their 3rd regulation loss of the season
>>152835991kitty 3peat
>>152835570>Sarah SlaughterCool name.
>>152836025just like Flames
>>152835998The east is so weak that I believe in them
>>152836153the west is weak if the kitties can top their best with their top 2 forwards not playing
>>152836227Hard agree. Aves are cosplaying 2023 bruins
>>152835592something the penguins coaching staff should look to work on going forward
F
my dear bro copey's raidies fired their coach
>>152836684Dropped him like I drop big fat marners
Matt Rempe made things interesting for a while last year for a casual like me, but he got absolutely manhandled by Olivier and it put an end to his chain of high profile fights. What a shame. I'd be more interested in watching this sport if it brought back its enforcer element. Watching big dawgs go at it for their team's morale and reputation is one of the biggest draws this sport could have.
>>152836715those are nicolas roys now guy
>>152836684KWAB
>>152834592>jokes
bud1 is not a joke. it's a #fact
#reelectbud
president buduro has been arraigned in new york
>>152836970This
>>152837078The governor will pardon him
>>152837205>bud pardons himselfanother 1
>>152837078patty wah should start him in goal tomorrow
>copey is an indian>>>/biz/61592173I wish I could say I was surprised desu.
>>152837078no one knows what that means
>>152837252president trbmp staged a daring nighttime raid into bud's mother's basement and arrested him for his sexual assault on the chilly easter eve of '22 while he was watching noel and chirping canadians on twitter over the world juniors
Last weekend I went to a diner and saw a son and his dad in oilers gear
cant recall anyone asking
>>152837368thats awesome i wish my dad was cool like that
>>152833897nah you're still a pathetic lolcow everyone self improves we just dont document it and post it on the internet cause were not fucking retarded like you>he lived long enough to see himself become the herothats not the quote retard
>>152837533worked
>>152837533xhe rb still bubblin 1359 days later
Just took a thick marner in the office restroom bros
just took a huge trb's life in my size 39 pants
>>152837742eat cock randy
>>152837510I know. I can’t wait to have sons and share hockey with them
>>152837762its good to have dreams :)
>>152837783I want to believe that the future will be great :)
it won't be and you're all gay
Well?
>>152837962Tim Thomas and his custom gear
>>152837742Those are not good for you.
Is Hellebuyck still alive?
>>152838628Yeah
>>152838628no, hes been dead inside for years
>>152838628calling anyone living in winnipeg "alive" is a stretch
>>152838650sam has been shoot dead for years too
>>152838628belgian
i've entered the thread, everything above this post can be ignored as it's retarded by virtue of me having not participated in it. Everything below this post is now canon.
>>152838650Having to carry a shit team to playoffs will do that to a mf
>>152838680the guilt of abandoning the podcast was too much for him
>>152838699they wouldnt be so shit if he could tend in month of may
>61.3%i love gary and his points
>>152838720If only he were part of a decent tandem
>>152838771these people still overrate the fuck out of carolina, literally how
>>152838801vasil never complained about the workload
>>152838804if you are going to commit fully to doing the hockey math thing, you can't make a special carveout for a team that according to that stuff should be fine because they were bad in the playoffs for a few years. Plus their division is pure liquid ass which I'm sure is a huge part of how this gets calculated
>>152838804Data lies
liars always figure, but figures always lie
>>152838650Not sure why he sighed that extension
>>152838680He’s toking in heaven now
I’m finna make some pasta with Alfredo sauce for dinner
>>152839278With chicken?
>>152839301with a stove I'd hope
>>152839301No! Chicken and cheese don’t go together!!!!!
>>152839454But what about chicken parm?
Another day closer to Friday wagie bros
>>152839454what fucking retard told you that
>>152839472Thank god
Flames bros... He's making enemies...
>>152833368I still can't believe he beat Jericho at Mania that one time and then they did nothing with him
>>152839871perfect opportunity for conroy to trade him for tij
>>152839871What did he say?
>>152839278are you italian or simething?
>>152839899
>>152839905I havent seen a single interview this entire tournament that is not as stale or bland as a typical nhl interview.
>>152839905>the best way to grow the game is to shuck and jive for the fanssomeone should tell gary this so he stops putting teams in sunbelt cities
>>152839905Based zoomer
>>152839905>My teammates and Gary are retards Based
>Dolan said #NYRGM Chris Drury "is a winner" added with major emphasis "He CAN'T STAND to lose"
>>152839905lol
>>152840020Guess he's been sitting a lot lately
Zayne parekh sucks trade him for a bag if pucks
>>152840275another conroy loss
>>152840318he's cooking
TUSKS UP
These... these are shit games.
>>152840430ducks vs caps might be interesting
>>152840551...where's his head?
>>152840551axed
hot take perhaps, but he's the most underrated player of the 90s
What game are we watching bro’s
>>152840636he was extremely highly rated
>>152840689For you.
>>152840689would you have him in your top 10?
>>152840668I can't watch games tonight. I need to study :(
>>152840750all time no 90s yeah
>>152840789okay, fair enough
>>152840757Study deez nuts got em
Gary just messaged me on Telegram that Delta Force has detained Brad Treliving. They are enroute to NYC where he will be arraigned on charges of hockey terrorism, fraud and possession of future considerations of mass destruction.
1528408370/10 try this one again on reddit
>>152840668Mammoth/rags until the junior final starts. Catch the ass end of Wild/Kings when that ends.
>>152840817they'll teach me nothing about derivatives and risk management
>>152840859Neither will posting here with your thumb up your ass
>>152840855This. WJC is the best game of the night
>>152840859>risk management Don’t do anything stupid and stay out of the box
>>152840886Actually I think I want to fling the puck up the middle of the ice, especially if we're up a goal at the end of the game
>>152840876Thanks for the motivation. See you guys tomorrow
>>152840750Yes
>>152840876All zoomers are gay so why are you threatening him with a good time
Did you bros place a single game parlay on DraftKings™?
>>152840936not any gayer than crosby
>>152840985Crosby was gay before it was cool
Yeah, see you gays tomorrow.
>>152841016See ya
>>152840985no one is any gayer than crosby except maybe this guy
>>152841033john waters is gay?
Matt Rempe sucks, that guy needs a change of scenery.
Bob Pulford Died
These empty netter guys are obnoxious as hell
>>152841114true he needs mountains
Stars fans seem to think their org is a powerhouse despite no cup appearances in forever. If the refs didn’t all guzzle Jamie Benn cum and enable diving they’d be first round loss bait every year
So how did you guys end up becoming a fan of your team?
Shestie down
shesterkin has passed away F
Yeah Sheterkin pulled his groin.
>>152841190>>152841244>>152841245Those damn Ukrainian drones
Okay now it’s fair to say sorokin is the best goalie in the league
Just tuned in what happened to shisterkin
>>152841257Is Rittich carrying those guys right now?
>>152841268He went to make a save and was writhing in pain as soon as he extended his legs. He definitely pulled something.
I remember when quick was a kong
>>152841283Thanks
>>152841268one knee goes one way the udda knee goes the udda way
Why is Gary so obsessed with Growing the Game™ in Florida
>>152841296Dont let ragtards convince you Peterka hit him. He was screaming in agony before Peterka was anywhere near him.
landeskog flew to denver and talked to the coach of team sweden, who said he didn't need to make any lineup changesthis has been your my avsies :) news update
Trochek used to play for the Carolina Hurricanes
Weird seeing ric flair wearing makeup and (I’d assume) sober
>>152841329did he break a rib? that looked painful af
Kenny Albert is in the broadcast booth for the rangers
>>152841356official word is upper body injury so probably
based objective fact poster
>>152841165>laffs
>>152841420Stars are shit dylan
Just ate all that pasta and now I’m tired
>>152841428>laffs
>laffs
Hating the leafs isn’t a personality trait
>>152841451>laffs
>>152841465I don’t even like the leafs youre just assuming I’m a fan lol
>>152841473>laffs
My Sensies :)
my sister's kid just had a kid
Why are the Wangs this butthurt over the Sens getting a goal?
>>152841528so when's your hearing
Gary won't let my Sensies have shit.
>>152841539yes I do have hearing loss
>>152841530NO GOAL, RETARD
>>152841569Ok, McLellan.
Who says no
Cheating bastard SNES and now punished
>>152841628I don't know why someone would even conceive of a trade like then when Cossa is putting the entire AHL over his knee and spanking the shit out of them
>>152841628Wongs
I'd take Scheiffle.
>5 shots and 2 goals>14 goals and 0 goalsFucking seriously?
>>152841825Yeah my Sensies are great at dominating play but not scoring, only for their goalie to shit the bed at the other end.
too soon...
>>152841864
>>152841864Evans dabbin' on 'em
Wtf is Justin Sourdif?
Laf goal
he's actually not a bust
ducks just let a black score a hatty on em
The Sens goalie fucking sucks, lmao.
actually we don't bully Our Sennies here
>>152841962>Finnish goaltendingThe fuck did you expect?
>canacuck goalering
* tips the puck off his cock *
My reffies :)My ragsies :)
Why on Earth would you pull Merilainen, the only goal that could be placed on him was the Copp shot and even that was directly from a strip.
>>152839871he is looking for a heated rivalry wearing that choker
Stutzle should come out as gay.
poo peeland
>>152838771> So you're telling me there's a chance...
>>152842449No, I'm telling you our team is shit and run by retards
Um....Sens comeback?
Uh oh >wongs are shitting the bed
>mammoth running both rags goalies all night>none of their skaters do shit about itKwab
>>152842534Nevermind, they ain't winning this shit.
>>152842539This post didn't age well
>>152841070didn't know Werner Herzog lurked /hoc/
>>152842749I already have a poster of him hanging on the ceiling above my bed
durzi just seethed italianly
Durzi with a doozie
>kwabken
claude giroux more like clod chimproux
>>152842749I would yell "COMON PUSSY" and start a scrumthen wake up and realized I cummed from the wet dream
C-Comeback?
>>152843148reffies are making sure of it
Horrible pp by the Sens. Jesus Christ.
You dont know pain
>get buck broken because you won't pass>rape Finland the next day because you aren't a retardKWAB would've won gold with a real coach
>>152842777>>152843098Are we not allowed to post Brady Tkachuk here now?
>>152833362It's a fucking neck guard, have you never played hockey?Yes it does stop skates, unless you purposefully put all your weight down on someone's neck, even then you'll just break their neck.
>>152843287Oh shut up. The Sens never won a single cup ever since they were brought back in the 90s.
they should have put a little maple leaf on their chokers
in canada the leaves on the trees are blue
the only thing ed did wrong there was not concussing that soft german pussy
>>152843396Oh damn I forgot about the flag. Well some of them are red
Goodnight /hoc/ I love you
Most shit team in ontairyah:>laffs>snes
LIKE MUSSOLINI
Hey Sens bro, have you ever been to the Canadian Tire Centre? If so is it worth going to a live Sens game?
LET’S GO WILD LET’S GO WILD
apologize to Yzerman
my ducks have forgotten how to win a hockey game
SEATTLEKRAKENSSSSSKKKKKKAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
first nhl goal for melanson
>>152843711yet another nova scotian
>>152843832based scotia
I like the hustle this game, krakbros
If Catton was playing for a team that was actually good, he'd have a hoal by now
>>152843369Yeah but if you always suck you never get hope
>>152844074Oh shit I didn't realize he played for Spokane... the Chiefs were on fire last year
what a game
Such a fun game. Man Frondell is gonna be an absolute stud. He’s already so good
>>152844337Beautiful
>>152844481Sharks whiffed big time man
shidded my pants at 3-2
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a goal for the birthday boy
