eng 7/378 on day 2 of the 5th test
YFO
hairy butt hole art ho gf
I'm an alcoholic
Third
*catches the ball and pretends to throw it at you"
i reckon neser supports the recent US operation to capture maduro
>still no webm of the new bunnings girlcan you neets fucking do something for once?!
>>152826873IKR!
cant stop burping and farting
GONE GOTTEM GET FUCKED (ARSE
Green now in the team for the next ten years.
THE BIG GREEN HULK
>>152826873he thinks i can find a working australian network streamfreshie
how goods cam green
IT'S EASY BEING GREEN
>>152826815A BRAVE 1-83, GARN CAM GREEN
gonego
green redeemed but not actually
fuck, we'll never be rid of the cunt now
HIS NAME IS CARSE
THE Brydon Carse?????
Root finna stranded in the nervous 190s
England not reaching 400 is going to be a huge failure.
>>152826914daddy hd has all the fox channels playing 24/7 in 1080
Do you guys like Matthew Potts?
>>152826815
Greeny got a tail-ender!
watch smith retire this cunt now that he bought
>>152826972more of a Seymour Butts man me
>>152826958they always stutter or break completely
>isa talking about her pink ensemble
storm cloud here, might dump a fuckton of rain haha
650 par wicket for me
>>152826990missing the end of the sentence there mate
>Green>Potts>RootOh my fauci! It's the gardening show!
>>152827018cheeky bastard! haha
>>152826972Like a pot made from mats?
Everything all pink
Root is destined to only get another 5 runs
>>152827025*bought a wicket
>>152827029shame wood is out
can't stop thinking about Isa's pink now lads
>>152827076Is it pink, or is it an Africanesque setup where the lips are dark brown/black?
Candleja-
What happened to blokes like mitty j aiming for the ribs at tail enders dont think these half volleys and le aim at the stumps on tail enders are working
>>152827096they used her hexcode for the pink on their jerseys
bit of an NOG win for the aussies should they restrict the bongs to <400
>>152827101you have to say candlejack's name in full for him to get you you utter newf
>got a bet on for both Australian openers to make 20+>pitch already crapping out and the new ball is moving
whats the name for a group of trumpetnonces?
you reckon the barmy army is called the barma army in melbourne?
pitch starting to do a bit again. top order poolapse methinks
if stokes doesnt declare before 3pm he is a retard or a coward or both
>>152827145an army
>>152827157curator sweating right now
>>152827156no mate
Is there any way to have a son without a woman being involved with raising him?
>>152827144if you lose, double it and put another one on. Never back down
>>152827096nah she'd be running a darkie but it's hot pink once you open it up
me.crictime.chthis has worked almost all the series so far.I suggest using the dev tools in your chosen browser to change the text & backgrounds to black so it looks nicer.
>>152827156I liked it
How bout those Scorchers yesterday eh?
>>152827196yes but he will be fucked boys need a good mumza same as girls with dadzas
>>152827157t. head loves that m8200+ for him
>>152827216>thead 200 >usman 0 (1) i could not be happier
>>152827196go adopt an orphan
>>152827215just send them to grandma's for half the time
>>152827215truth
>>152827207share a good stream when it doesnt matter anymore champion
Lol the pozzie wickie has pink gloves lmaoooooo
>>152827258kek
>>152827246think grandma counts as a woman
a conspiracy of trumpetnonces
really thought my jakey would ton up this series
damn that was a good caught and bowled
Nooooooo roooooooooot
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL ROOTER
atmosphere hereheard englel was bazballing so I’m gonna fuck up their day and cause some rain all over the ground
yezh decent innings there rooter but you are now out so please leave the pitch
I'm browsing this thread in whites and a replica baggy green.
YEAH, NICE NESER
Definitely going to get some bazball now.
I just got the root number 66 jersey joke GONE FUCK OFF
>Won't even make 400oh no no no
POOT
fucking hell that's a solid takeGreen could never (Neser)
its literally a perfect day heret. sydneysider on Oxford St
if had a dollar for every time an australian fast bowler has taken a full length catch after sprinting across the pitch for a c&b, i'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
good knock root probably won england the game dog cunt
I THINK THIS CAPTCHA SUCKS
Prefer Neser over Green desu
NICE ONE NESER WRAPPED YOUR HANDS AROUND THE BALL LIKE IT WAS AN INSURGENTS NECK GOOD ONE MATE
>>152827360t. 82 iq
NICER
384 is unironically a failure
>wide hips>now developing juicy a cupsroot transition when?
let out an audible yell on my video call when he took that catch. panicked and blamed it on the dog licking my foot lol
Kek the pozzies use pink wickets lmaooooo
>>152827360It's better than the old one, but they were both worse than the one that 4chanx could auto-solve.if 4chanx updates to show all three at the same time it'll be only slightly annoying.
Based Neser
Mark Wood would be awesome on this wicket. >Didn't even get 400.Fuck sake.
>Root made half the team's runsPathetic desu
how many overs before tea we reckon? one? two?
this pitch is pretty spicy, england played well leaving any deliveries that didnt need to be defended and only playing at bad deliveriesthinking >we are fucked but pretty happy about that because poosman poowaja is a faggot and I want him to go out on a loss
yep real NOG loss for the bongoloids hereTrav to come in and score a double cenny now
>W 0 W
*be's giving life*
>>152827413wow racist
Stokes went for a duck? Oh man
>>152827411early tea
>bowl green all day so he can claim he did something>neser and marnus take all the real wickets once that scrub is hooked
>>152827435did anyone tell the tea ladies?
did green bring up his century?
>>152827421Nice mate. I wanna donate too but I'd be too embarrassed when they ask me sex questions
>>152827451cricket australia have been absolutely MINDFUCKED ever since jacques kallis and have been pushing for an elite all-rounder ever since
Whyd they call tea when neser was on a hatrick?
I tried those mcgriffles from Macca's today. They just taste like little pancakes with an m on them
>>152827489i would rather neser as the all-rounderat least we only expect him to get a decent score with the bat every few innings and we don't pretend he is specialist bat
>yeah, wear this heartrate monitor that also makes up some shit about your sleep patterns and mood and it costs A MINIMUM OF $300Absolute state
Not paying a lot of attention which pom was out that they ended in 9 wickets?
>>152827421bet you only did it for the biscuit you fat fuck
>>152827461not quite
>>152827499>>152827566They were all out.
Whats it like living on the east coast?
>>152827465The questionnaire thing is on a tablet but if you answer yes to being a shirtlifter they'll discuss it with you in the interview
>>152827602fucking grim mateif you are a citycunt at least
why are jeet doctors so retarded yet full of themselvesfucking tardsgod i need private health insurance
ruralsperg's wound himself up again
>>152827602nice on the mid north coast, flooded with tourists at the moment but rest of the year is pretty special. cant see it lasting though everyone wants to move here
>>152827623Fags are allowed to donate blood?
>>152827568Fuckin oath
think i might just describe and explain the obvious, lads
>Healy with makeup onBros I see why Starc chose her
>>152827704what's the blood type lad?
Holy fuck Uzzies mum has a massive mole
>>152827692they're allowed to now, yeah
martyn woke up? Based
>Australian cricketer Usman Khawaja's older brother Arsalan is currently in jail for framing terrorism charges against his colleague.
>>152827778i thought that was the lion in those narnia books
>>152827778usman goes to jail after this match for framing racism charges
>>152827692They can as of june last year i think
koajas parents are not great interviewees
we've come a long, long way togetherthrough the hard times and the good
im so tired and its only 3pmwork is a lot of work aye
Poms are ugly and have shit lids
>>152827778could get a game for england with a name like that
been watching the darts lately, decided my hypothetical nickname and walkup song
>>152827704>free Nippiesmight have to start giving blood lads
this amaysim AI ad is really freaky looking
>>152827704based Nippies appreciator
>>152827872The Mongler?
>>152827743A+ the nost elite of blood types
weatherlad WILL ton up this test
>>152827872what is it? mine would be the dart breaker and song would be rock n roll star by oasis
>>152827499Anon it's only being on a hattrick if you take two wickets in a row. Not when there's a dot ball inbetween them.
>>152827778>CurrentlyQuite hilarious story though tbqhwyhttps://archive.ph/EeIRq
RAIN IN 5
>>152827778was just a bit of banter
Surprised the New Ball Merchant didn't select himself to bowl
HANDSTOUCHING HANDS REACHIN OOOOUUTTOICHINNN ME TOUCH EN YOUUUUUUUDUN DUN DUN
>>152827892normie tier pleb blood 2bh
>>152827917>>152827778sounds like the Khawajas are a bunch of cunts to be honest with you lads
Is Jack Callous?
>its another episode of the top 5 australian order being squared up and timidly offering an edge
>>152827947SWEEEEET CAROLINEDUN DUN DUN
Deano Weatherald should be on the other team
>>152827974No, but he likes to jacques oeuf
You lads enjoying the NRMA Insurance 5th Ashes SCG Pink Test?
Imagine if Marnus played with guys like Allan Border and Steve Waugh, would make for great shenanigans haha iykwim
>>152827985you dont know Australian archetypes at all, do you?hes not an aussie deano
>>152827984GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOODso goodso good so goodDUN DUN DUN
>>152828011yah mate, giving women on the street free breast screenings
>>152828019do they also enjoy toasties out the freezer?
Brydon C. Arse
>>152827894>nicknamebull (just wordplay on my surname)>songknights of cydonia by muse (intro, up to the first verse)
>>152828051brevilles*
>kayo subscription renews for $40fuck there goes my house deposit
>>152827985>astro turf yardGrimland
Weatherlad is more of an andre aggassi/George Michael type
is jaffle said like waffle or apple with Fs?
>>152828066*meant jaffles
>>152828059both of these answers are incredibly embarrassing and gay
>>152828066jaffas*
this ball's hooping. weatherlad won't be long for this world
>>152828100thanks
>>152828087looks like he is trying to impersonate the way brian lara rose from a crouch as he played shots, but without the talent
Carse is not the one.
>>152828112no worries mate
crikey pitch doing a bit now
>>152828167what the FUCK happened to our curators
i like weatherlad hope he does well usman on the other hand...
according to uz, pakis love golf as much as indians love cricket, and that's an offensive and racist stereotype
>>152828187nothing mate, australia were getting movement england were just leaving the good ones
>>152828257the scots of the subcontinent
>>152828257yep. every time i ask an indian if he like circlet they fly off the handle and call me racist. they definitely dont just say yes and have a chat about it
>>152828257he's a fucking whiny cunt, he even complained about the pink ball during his tribute thing
>>152828322lol what?what did he say?
can weatherald get his average above 20
got the witcher 3 and all the expansions for 15 dollars on steamneeded a game i could play from me bed cuz the doggos getting on a bit and i dont like sitting on the pc while shes sitting there behind me wanting to hang outnever played it before is it any good?
>>152828357i dont play video games on account of i am not a child
>>152828357same except replace dog with wife
>>152828335he's like yeah its a great cause.... even though the ball is hard to see
>>152828417oh hi mark
>>152828322you just know he was one of the mutineers that ousted langer for pushing them hard
>>152828357play with your dog :(
>>152828357yeah its alright, theres a point about 2 hours into the game where it feels it gets slow but if you push through an hour or so itll speed back up again
Having my first drink since new years eve
Can't stay awake any longer. I look forward to watching the highlights when I wake.Weatherald is shit btw.
>>152828357t. rugshitter
>>152828497who gives a fuck
>>152828357well worth the coini spent about 10 hours in the prologue area when i first played it
>>152828357You'll find out tomorrow after it's finished downloading lol
>>152828417Your wife's getting on a bit?
is weatherald /nightswatchman/ or is he a real batter
I can't play open world games anymore
>>152828548yeah we all are
>video games
>>152828557I haven't played a game at all in 3 years.
>>152828536Did you miss the memo mate? We all got fast internet now.
>>152828557I just play strategy games nowadaysused to hate them growing up but now dont want to play anything that requires me to be "in the zone"
root is the highest scorer this ashes series, apologise
>>152828471I walk her every morning and night and take her to the beach heaps. Try and play with her but shes just a bit old now and likes to just lie next to me as long as she is close
What's the most autistic thing you've done recently?For me, it's drawing out a blueprint/floorplan for an entire mixed-use 6-storey apartment complex.
Based Head
>>152828641ive listened to a particular song probably 20 times a day since i first found it 3 weeks ago
>>152828641I reordered my parents cutlery drawers and crockery cabinets over xmas because they didnt follow a logical order
>>152828636what a good girl
fucking LOVELY shot from head there
>muh scg richies
>>152828675Wanna share it?
>>152828636lovely, take care of her ladmiss mine so much bros
>>152828755based my gf iykwim haha
>>152828394im a professional fighter and play video games because i dont drink or have much else to entertain me besides training reckon id beat the absolute shit out of you and make you my woman
has it been tea yet? I need a lil siesta
>>152828856JDM?
>>152828780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxCyfAj2p_s&list=RDqxCyfAj2p_s&start_radio=1
is Carse capable of bowling at the stumps or is everything short of a length and on 5th stump?
i like how you can see weatherald actually saying "yeah cmon cmon cmon yeah fuck yeah cmon" before every ball
>>152828641I needed new clothes so I bought 6 of the same shirt.
>>152828889no trained with him though and saw heaps of his fights before he signed with ufc
>>152828641>drawing out a blueprint/floorplanLol. I recently did this for a small lodge/orphanage. What do you think?Wouldn't really put it among my most autistic though...
potts looks cool desulike he should be in GoT or something with that sharp face and hairas opposed to carse
>>152829017carse looks like he should be a coke dealer
>>152828902I reckon he would absolutely Romper Stomper his missus
>>152828996>keeping the jews outsidecool it with the antisemitism thanks lad
>>152828996>Wouldn't really put it among my most autistic though...P O S T I TO S T I TS T I TT I TI TT
>>152828996I borrow this to show government for new child care centre
>>152829036
>>152828996why would you have the storage shed at the front ?it should be out the back
>>152828996Some questions about the floorplan choices, esp. the bathroom placements. But it has relatively efficient plumbing which is good. I can't say much more without scale/dimensions and more information. It's otherwise quite solid.
>>152829087Is he doing the haka?
>'uhhh Weatherald is playing for his Test future' as a fresh opener>Meanwhile Green gets to make no runs, take no wickets, be fucking expensive, and still get touted as THE NEXT BIG THINGNSW bias is fucking blinding
HE'S DROPPED THE ASHES MORAL VICTORY
>>152828996I assume the rooms to the west are the dormitory for the orphans?
poot pootheraldpootts
>>152829123kek probably mate he's certainly not bowling
business proposal: cricket but in shorts
Love the ginza and having some Asian babe worship me
What's par on this pitch 750?
>>152829087almost indistinguishable from darren gough
pookett pootheraldpootts
duckett more like DROP IT
dropped again lol lmao kkkeeeeekkkk
ducketts had a couple of beerios at lunch
KEK HOW MANY CHANCES DO YOU WANT ENGLAND
HE HAS ALSO DROPPED THE ASHES MORAL VICTORY
>DWUCKKETHe fucking stinks
Weatherlad is a walking wicket
Weatherald dropped....againWe're going to 600 runs lads
>>152829087He’s African m8
kek more like Ben Fuckitup
*drops you*
>can't bat>can't field>alcoholic>5 foot 3grim
Drink another beer mate. Maybe it'll help you hang onto the ball.
>>152829398he's not me retard
This is what happens when you play a wicketkeeper in the outfield.
He just needs something to stop his hands shaking.
>>152829398probably feels the heat as well
someone call him an uber
>>152829493Funny
business idea: women commentate womens sports
>>152829398>>can't bat>>can't field>>alcoholic>>6 foot 3literally me
>>152829502Wee Man was always one of my favourite Jackass members
Maybe kp was right when he said midgets were too small to play for England
>weatherald dropped on 9 (ROOT) and 14 (DUCKETT) grim grim grim
How many has Smith dropped this series?
>>152829580rip :(
>>152829580pontius was my fave
>>152829290>>152829291>>152829292>>152829294>>152829296>>152829297>>152829339crisp posting lads keep it up
>>152829572ali mitchell is goodizzy westbury tries too hard since she started with triple misa always sounds tipsy and wants dickalyssas entire poosonality revolves around putting down mitch
>>152829069In all honesty it's probably my obsession with the Fire Emblem Fates randomiser (lost count of how many times I've played through it, most of them b2b)>>152829198Yeah. Drew it out for my own sake because I'm writing a story that centres around it in large part. Also have a text version of the layout
>>152829719more of an izzy green man myself
>>152829708based fellow Party Boy appreciator always thought Margera was a faggot
weatherald really doesn't pass the eye test ayeI like it when he smashes wide ones outside off though
Tongue will probs clean up on this deck
>>152829719>isa always sounds tipsyyeah funny that...
>>152829043That's supposed to represent a bay laurel
>>152829767yes he does looks like a chill cunt would be grouse on a night out i reckon seems like hed be a good wingman too
>>152829757corrr proper tasty slut that one
>>152829749based
i really want to see the englel spinners on this pitchbecause if they do anything better than shit it'll prove the aus selectors are morons
I would do better than 80% of contestants on the chase
theres more englishmen in the top 10 runscorers of the series than aussies...
only two types of leaves
>>152829856you have to consider you would be on national tv and would have the sperg of a lifetime
>>152829856same but 95%
>>152829868anyone know which team currently holds the ashes iykwim haha
>>152829875definitely more than twot. horticulturist
>Tongue>Head>Root
>>152829881That's why I only said 80
Had a crippling prostitute addiction in my early 20s
bit of a whoreticulturalist myself
>>152829930you shouldn't cripple them mate they're people too
>>152827704i member when they had the option of a restorative cooper's stout
>>152829881I drop my spaghetti when the cashier asks me a question i havent prepared for
poor light here at the ground lads
Got a couple of horologists in the chat.
How you feeling rn both-openers-to-score-20 bro?
>>152829976What kinda questions they asking you?
Carse looks like one of those guys who thinks he's hard as fuck but would get bodied by a fat samoan bouncer
>abo flags flying higher than the english onesseems a bit rude to the guests I would've though
never fucked a prozzie reckon theyre all diseased and fucking gross
>>152830020tbf most people would those cunts are massive
>>152829998They should stop the match for player safety.
>>152829976bloke at the servo once said 'sick car mate' to me to which i replied 'yeah you too mate'
>>152830011uhhh uhhhh *spaghetti spills everywhere*
>>152830055Kek
I think I might bowl a wide pie
>turning on lights now>didn't do this yesterday when they stopped play due to bad lightwtf
>>152830037>>152830020watched one simply pick a bloke up one night and carry him about 60 metres out of the pub, through the car park, put him down, waddled back to his stool and immediately took a massive rip of his vape with out saying a wordwas fkn hilarious
>>152829299
>>152827144We stay winning bros. Many thanks to >English fielding
>>152830109they did have the lights on before they went off yday
>>152830037first time i went to nz i was shocked at how big the maoris were so many of them were 200+cm and obese, massive units compared to here most aboriginals are shorter than average
>>152830049>>152829998
RICHO UH
>>152830126whatever.........
BAD LIGHT STOKES
>>152828996>faux autism That planning sucks
>>152830136the women are fucking massive tooso much obesity as wellwas talking to a niuean mate in Auckland and he said that at church theres this unspoken competition between families to see who can bring the most food to the lunch, and then they all eat like crazy
>poor light>stokes comes on
>bad light>errr yep time for me to have a bowl ladsclassic
>>152830116bairstow_carries_oil_protestor.jpg
>perfect run rate of 5MY FUCKING DICK
THE LIGHT MERCHANT MARCHES ON
>>152830136heaps of manlets too though, more so than the Samoans and Tongans
>>152830194forgot about that lol
>clouds overhead>light gets badyep im thinking its stokesy time
>>152830036this is such a libra thing to say
heads injured
weatherald way too keen on running atm
>>152830251h-how did you know
>>152829749is that like nuzlocke for fire emblem fates?
>>152830255been fucking french girls lately?
>>152830251dont even know what that means
Weatherlad seems more solid than previouslyor is that just me
>>152830304previously as in 15mins ago when he got dropped twice?
>>152830304been a bit lucky m9
how good is test cricket lads?loving it
>>152830324marnus built his career on luck
>>152830304It is the pitch m8I never rate batsmen who score well on a batters paradise
tongue looks to be their best bowlsperson again
pretty cute
>>152830322>>152830324no success without a bit of luck ladsbongshitters should do better at what they're paid to doWeatherlad tonne incoming
>>152830366how could ussman do this
>>152830366So did it work? Did he get her?
>>152830296thats such a scorpio thing to say
>>152830366would
>>152830391no but steven lay
>>152830366I could save her from islam
>>152830369kek
>>152830366her eyebrows look aggressive and painted onotherwise she a cute
Have you been to Disneyland anons? Is it fun?
so who's excited for the T20 world cup?
not cricket
>>152830366>jeet honker>man jaw>dead unintelligent eyes>grandma painted eyebrowslooks like a bloke
waetherald could be really good if he wasnt so shit
>>152830289No just randomises class/skills etc so you end up with some really silly units (believe when I say these are some very funny units)
stokes is fucking shit
down leg
weathershit
Weatherald got exposed hard.
bad light merchant gets a wicket, yet again
>>152830452i have relatives near la, they reckon the traffic is shit and it's expensive and overcrowdedGOT HIM GONE GET GOING ON YOUR BIKE
>>152830452I'm 35 and have never been on a plane
That’s gotta be gone
kek healey getting called out for her dgoshit comms
>>152830494pitching and impact but going down legmight be ump call
>RTS pleasehow is Roger Tuivasa-Sheck going to help here?
bit rough but fuck him was out earlier
>>152830493same, but 31
Shit cunt Weatherald. Getting out by a fucking medium plonker.
>>152830452paris when i was young with family it was ok
>umps callLost the narrative.
>>152830452lmaoDont bother m8Way too many people no matter what time of yearBeat to try and go to less popular theme parks as you will spend way less time waiting aroundI remember going to wet and wild in the peak season 20 years ago and it was packed but still alright mainly because it was mostly white peopleCannot fathom going on this day and ageBetter off for me to go to Jamberoo as it is aslo close to me
>>152830534Must be nice having a loving family who would take you to Disneyland
>>152830508sauce?
Weatherald has classic left handed faults head falling over to the offside
>>152830517gonna start a fight with carse in a bar
>5% of the ball might hit the stumps>umpire's callkek.that's a moral victory for weatherald.
I guess you could say he could WEATHERALL that pressure
>>152830493>>152830523based no where really worth going
Would personal recind my appeal of the wicket if it goes on to be umps call
>>152830558I think you mean couldn't weatherall the pressure.
>>152830558Heh
to be fair that did swing late
>>152830548designated doom posting hour hasnt commenced yet mate please refrain
>>152830549it was about 5 mins ago just after drinks mateone of the other cunts basically said thanks for your wonderful insights when she pointed out the bleeding obvious again
based marnus 22 (37) incoming
>>152830508lol was keking at that rare mark coward W
another grift wicket from stokes
marnus 'squared up by every delivery with no intention of playing any shot' lapooshane
>>152830575well fuck now I look like a real tit
Welp Australia to be 4 or 5 down now close of play. Marnus wont score more than 20 odd. He will knick one to slips.
>Tongue to Head
>>152830634i really like looking at tits iykwim haha
NOOO RUNN
>>152830637kek, its not even the top order poolapse anymore with australia its expected
Marnus on duck watch
>>152830654yea ikwym haha iykwim haha
nice shot marnus
QRD on Weatherald?
>>152830701>>152830691who do I believe?
I wanna sell stuff but too scared to use gumtree or whatever people use
>>152830705Looks like an ex-twink
>>152830705i think he actually has potential but hes struggling to start well. might just be nerves or inexperience. id keep him around for a while longer if they kept green around this long weatherlad deserves a chance
ROOT INJUREDINJUREDWon the moral ashes
TONGUE HEAD
KonSTUD or WeatherLAD? You have to pick one
>>152830735hes clearly a bear
give marn a bowled
>>152830722same, also i can't be bothered with all the bartering and talking to people and stuff
>>152830452Was shit except for Space Mountain. I was in my early 20s so naturally DUDE WEED'd for majority of the trip and it was really awesome. Went on it 3 times. Would probably make a good place to take a girlfriend for a date, otherwise give it a miss.
>>152830722gumtree is fucked its all on markletplace now what are you scared ofselling cars on fb is a nightmare though
Ben "Pulls Out" Stokes
>>152830744both are midonce the boomers in starc, smith, lyon go aus team starts to look a bit shit desu
>>152830751there was a dude in /cric/ that used to lowball cunts
>>152830757this Space Mountain is very funCalifornia Adventure Park is probably better
>>152830722Had a business idea for a service where other people flog stuff off for you and take a percentage of the sale, like an app thing. It may already exist tho
>>152830742He has failed cricket's test
>>152830763i sold my (old and shit) car to a dealer a while ago because i knew i could get more money from marketplace but it would take way longer and i'd be dealing with jeets lowballing constantly
>>152830780want me but whenever i see a retard with 'NO LOWBALLERS' in an ad i immediately send an extremely disrespectful offer
>set the light level at an extremely low value>go off early every daywho audits this stuff?
>>152830757>Would probably make a good place to take a girlfriend for a dateI keep thinking about places that would be good for this but I'm yet to get a girl say yes to me when I ask her out
>>152830788everything already existsliving in 2026 is lame
Kellaway in for WeatheraldRenshaw/McSweeney in for Khawaja Drop one of Green or Webster for an actual spin bowlsman
aussie tail enders be like>i will step into this fullish delivery and block it>i will stay back on this short delivery and swing or leaveaussie top order be like>i will put my head over the ball on this full delivery and move my back foot across but not too much and im not too sure what to do with my front foot but heres an edge for you>i will move forward i mean back to this shirt delivery and pull shot this oh shit I mean leave it where's my bat
>>152830798i sold a car recently for way under asking to the first white person that messaged me. was all jeets and muslims messaging me for a month its insane. i also had in the ad 'will consider swaps for f150' and still got offers for a celica, land cruiser, and a bmw
>>152830832>Drop one of Green or Webster for an actual spin bowlsmanSorry mate we dont use those anymore.
LOOKING DOWN THE CROSS
>>152830832I like how youre thinking
why dont they just chuck tim david in for greenhell either save the team or do nothing as opposed to green doing nothing
>>152830885Green is the future. His spot is secure.
SHUT THE FUCK UP HEALY YOU TRY HARD BITCH YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THE LADS REEEEEEEEEE
>>152830863George Bailey will pay for his crimesOr maybe it's Smoth being an autist as captain, not sure
do test cricketers have agents? how are their pay rates decided?
>>152830885Greenlingz just needs more time...
>forcing Head to runDont do it Marnus
>>152830788i think that's in 40 year old virgin
>>152830885He's Singaporean mate
>>152830905mate she skulls beers she totally is because she skulls beers (like the boys (cool))
*bes feeling like fried chicken goods seeing the kfc advertising**bes beating big fast food and cheekily places 12 steggles tempura nuggies in the air fryer*
is there anything cooler than sculling a beer?
>>152830832kellaway only averages low 30's in shield and will be another konstas if brought in at this agebetter to go with a matured renshaw who averages slightly better at high 30's as opener and mcsweeney who has pretty solid returns and the right mindset for the middle order long term
>>152830965basedfuck the corpos
>>152830943
vaughan on comms, based or cringe?
>>152830972fuck off with the unc replacementsproblem is australia wants to win every game instead of sacrificing a bit to blood new talent
>>152830988hes dece
>>152830943never stopped us from giving tests to malaysia's steve o'keefe
England being retarded has really covered for how poor Australia's decision making has been on and off the field
>you now remember Joseph Anthony Burns
>mark howard making an astute point about how light levels are handled >alyssa says she had a nice time sitting in her private box while play was stopped fucks sake
>>152830988He's alright, but he does the Mark Waugh thing where he squeals a lot about 'back in my day'
>>152830995sounds racist to me
>>152830995mcsweeney's 26 mate, same age as the youngest member of this side cam green
>>152830988see >>152822756
>>152830906All wrist spin bowlers are compared to Warne and must compete with his legacy to be given a chance. All finger spin bowlers are compared to Lyon and must compete with his legacy to be given a chance. As none are yet to come in and make an impact equal or greater with those none are good enough to make the team. The standards have been set and none currently measure up.
>>152830659I wish people would stop posting this it aggravates me almost as much as when actual crickets do it.
>>152830995>instead of sacrificing a bit to blood new talentyou mean like renshaw? what good is "blooding new talent" if you dump them at 25 and decide they belong on the scrap heap regardless of their stats later on?
>>152830995>>152830972Next series is a single test match against Afghanistan, I'd probably rather play the young guys for that as much as possible. Right afterwards though is a 3 test series in south africa, that would be difficult for a young batsman without much experience to get dropped into with how good that SA team is
>>152830995which is crazy to me cause I feel like you lot often have to fill a gap in the lineup somewhere with some new freshcunt and it just happens to work out positivelyif the selectors trusted the talent that exists (in significant numbers usually), we probably wouldn't be having this conversationcrazy
>>152831028if i was a young off spinner id just take 567 wickets in my first test
>>152830995we wasted that west indies series in 2025 with old farts in the team
rocky deserves a chance to be the spinner. murphy doesn't have the aura to be in the team even if he starts getting results
>calls up chinese restaurant>asks if they do takeaways>they say yes>oh great whats 120 minus 40 haha
>>152831065Murphy wears glasses and looks like a nerd. Can't trust him
>>152831034WAITNO RUN
>>152830946
>>152831072HOWLING
>>152831083literally has no personality whatsoever
>>152831072kek
>>152831072that was dogshit and I loved it x
>>152831072based casual racism lad
Fucking slow ass outfield today, lazy groundsmen should have spent some time on the perimeter
>>152831072Might forward this one to Skull
>>152831078>*gets run out by 5 meters*you stupid cunt you said run!
how long was your yardie lads? I did 1min 8 secs which im not proud of, but I was middle of the pack for my group of mates
Who is MoTS?
>>152831072fucking kekgreat one that
The return of cARSE
on ya travvvyyy matttteeeee *drinks beer*
Kinda wanna make out with trav ngl
based moustache man
travball
Aussie selectors should only pick Australians for the test team iykwim
onya trav
>>152831120Head and Starc
>its a Head and Carey to carry the team batting episode Seen this one before
>>152831120Still Starc; he's had some very good batting stands too
when trav is betting well he always looks pissed off like 'fucks sake i have to carry these cunts again'
The state of test cricket, when it’s not ended in two days have to watch actual hack batting
>>152831161>>152831161>>152831161>>152831161
>>152831120>Average: 59sheeeeeeesh
1. T. Head2. T. Head3. T. Head4. T. Head5. T. Head6. T. Head7. T. Head8. T. Head9. T. Head10. T. Head11. T. Head
reminder about a week ago some cunt in /cric/ was saying head should go back down the order and khawaja should openhead has this score and a cenno since and khawaja is a brown cunt leaving the team in disgrace
The COWARD Ben Stokes
>>152831120Can't count anything from tests 4 & 5, so:Head:>21 & 123 in Perth>33 & 22 in Brisbane>10 & 170 in AdelaideRuns: 379No wickets, no fielding dismissal involvements (unless I've missed a run-out).Starc:Batting>12 in Perth>77 in Brisbane>54 & 7 in AdelaideRuns: 150Bowling>7 & 3 in Perth>3 & 6 in Brisbane>1 & 4 in AdelaideTotal: 24Got the catch for one of his wickets as well.379 runs vs 150 runs + 24 wickets + a catch.
>>152831120Carey
