Haha ravens are kwab
Imagine thinking Rodgers isn't winning the superbowl with the team he beat in the superbowl against the team he beat that team in the superbowl with
Anime steelers girl where are you
What even is the target audience for this godawful McAfee show? I have never watched worse fucking worse lowest common denominator brainrot on any network
Anyone think Ryback can do big things if the Giants get him?
>>152843357Losing to toxins
My ninies have no business being in the playoffs this year
why'd they have to do this to us? it's been a tradition to lose on saturday at 4:30pm
>>152843368>Watching any sports commentary.Do you have some extra chromosomes floating around in that head of yours?
>>152843398How did that shit happen 9 times in a row anyway?
>>152843368It used to be pretty good but its been apparent that since the move to yidsney/espn mcafee is coked out of his mind every broadcast
>>152843368Watched it when he used to have Arod on. Skipped the other segments.
Penis Jr.
>>152843368It was cool when it first started because it was a risky dink podcast but they got real nfl players and coaches on it then allowed them to talk, and Pat would ask poignant questions and things that were important to football. But they were hooked into barstool which brought out his foggiest qualities and now he's redneck Dave portnoy
Die
>>152843415Nfl loves that repeating shit
>>152843368Must be fairly large considering ESPN gave him Rogan money.
>>152843415Least important team plays on Saturday to open the playoffs, this year it's the Panthers
How short of a leash will he have next year (assuming he doesn't get hurt)?
>>152843448Who is this directed at anon?
most KWAB of the season?>team>player>coach>fans
>>152843499clotsmutthomesglenn or carrolkiwi
>>152843499queefsninecarrollkangz
>>152843499still tony
Bro are the raiders seriously gonna draft Mendoza over Ryback?!
>>152843533keep that zika baby away from the raiders
>>152843488Pretty sure hes been deemed unviable as an nfl talent. No one's gonna play for nine lmao like imagine all the real niggas in the league when they talk about jj
If the Patriots get two playoff wins do they beat the schedule allegations?
>>152843533Mendoza to the Raiders is such a foregone conclusion that they're an uninteresting pickThe interesting question is if the Jets blow their pick on a quarterback (They will (They are retarded))
>>152843398I always associated the Texans with Saturday late afternoon Wild Card games that you really didn't care for but watched anyways.
>>152843565The jets should draft ryback
>>152843499>>teamCommies>>playerJayden>>coachCarroll >>fansChoofs or Lions
>>152843550Honestly, I don't care that much about the Patriots, so I'm probably gonna shitpost about them regardless.
>>152843499>Chiefs>Mahomes>Michigan head coach>Statmutt
Catb owl
>>152843550They're losing in the wildcard so no
>>152843499>chiefs>mahomes>Kevin O'Connell>chiefs
>>152843499ColtsNineReidManders
>>152843588Ryback's agent leaked he doesn't want to go there. He prefers the Giants.
>>152843550Nah cause it'll be the hospital chargers and then they get bounced by Jacksonville
>>152843368His demeanor sets MIGAtards at ease.
>-ACK Pickscott
>>152843687*steelers not Jacksonville
>>152843499RavensGoofJohn HarbaughLionsBroncucks will be KWAB of the playoffs when they lose the divisional btw
>>152843698
>>152843716Broncos will heem the bills then lose to the steelers in the afcg
>>152843629>Michigan head coachGood God that was a wild 24 hours.
>>152843564Maybe the nail paint weighed down his hands too much and make it harder to throw the extra couple dozen of yards
>>1528437272009 passed already, anon
>>152843727
How mad will this place be a year from now when the Chiefs are 15-2 and the #1 seed after their cupcake schedule and fully healthy Mahomes and Kelce?
13-4, repeat AFC East winners
>>152843499>Chiefs>Mahomes>the walrus>swifties
>>152843499Chiefs Geno ShitthAaron Glenn Ravens
>>152843727Broncos getting blown out by the bills just like last year.
>>152843727It's going to be Rodgers beating the bears one last time
>>152843757>Questionably healthy Mahomes and a young TE replacing the retired KelceFix'd.
He's a good coach. Mark my words
>>152843727I can't even imagine the level of seethe if that happened so it should.Only Burrs vs Steelers would be as kino
>>152843761I'm seeing 2 road wins and 6 home wins
Whose decline is more obvious at this point: Mahomes' or Lamar's?
>>152843757those two losses? to the raiders
>>152843774Nah the entire year has been leading up to payton opening the playbook up for the buffalo beat down which will be the broncos superbowl cause theyre too young
>>152843757wouldn't Mahomes realistically not be back until November
>>152843368The Kelce brothers podcast appeals to even lower common denominators
>>152843789He honestly doesn't seem all that bad, he's just held back because Tua is retarded. He needs a new QB.
>>152843810>muh playbook copelmao they're losing to a dog shit bills team
>>152843716Broncos will luck shit their way into the owl and win. It's the ultimate precursor to the year of the Horse
>>15284376115-2, back to back super bowl champs
>>152843761>8 of the 13 playoff teams this year are facing the Patriots next yearJesus ChristAnd it's not like the Lions and Vikings weren't close
>>152843847This
>>152843803Mahomes still has the best arm strength in the leagueLameme can't run anymore, he's finished
>>152843847Year of the horse is 26 though and this is the 25 season. Next season is bronkies
>>152843322My Steelers (:
>>152843830>Tua is retarded.you think?
why is that horseslop game so popular with weebs
>>152843854He so hansomu~
>>152843499>teamchiefs>playermahomes>coachcarroll >fanschiefs
My gf is the biggest Broncos fan. Hope they go all the way
>>152843899Because weebs are retarded. Are you?
>>152843854I kneel, the great melty maker
>>152843897Tua Turndapageova
>>152843847Proxy off Kiwinigger
>>152843899There is an unbelievable amount of autism that goes into horses in general so you combine that with idols and racing and you appeal to a massive amount of autists.
>>152843935him jumping team to team is the cringiest shit
>AFC has both bo nix and tlawAryanFootballConference
It is truly sad that Tom Brady destroyed himself with plastic surgeryHe was aging so well
>>152843899All teams in the southwest have weeb fans
>>152843955Lamar is slow now and he's never been as an actual qb with no leg threat. He's done.
>>152843970>Nixfags so buckbroken by the Jags loss that they started cheering for TLaw
Will the Jets surpass the Bills 17 year playoff drought?
>>152843955Mahomes won't have to be a dual threat anymore and just be a pure pocket passer, you're overreacting to an injury that Brady had before he turned 30. He got better since then. Mahomes still has his arm strength and remains the best pure thrower in the game.Lameme is pushing 30 and can't run anymore, he's finished.
>>152843999You’re replying to chikaner
If Super Bowl isn't Broncos vs Colts this year, the NFL ruined the Year of the Horse.
>>152843995This nigga looked worse as a rookie wtf
LETS GO BEARS
>>152844017>2 afc teams in the super bowlerm
>>152843970>gets banned from /vt/>comes back here to spam his garbageSad
>>152844017>two afc teamsBased
>>152844025he looks like he retired and became an alcoholic
>>152844026real photo btw
>>152844009>Mahomes still has his arm strength and remains the best pure thrower in the gameAlexa what is the mutt’s passer rating for throws 20+ yards down the field in the 2025-2026 NFL season?
Second-year QB Caleb Williams’ late-game magic and the defense’s takeaway prowess give the Bears a chance to knock off a heavyweight in the postseason. Though Ben Johnson would prefer to control the game with a punishing rushing attack led by D’Andre Swift and Kyle Monangai, the Bears can win grind-it-out affairs or shootouts in the playoffs.
>>152843993I said proxy off
>>152844017>vsFUCK I MEAN Broncos or Colts. I hate you autocorrect
>>152844009>Mahomes still has his arm strength and remains the best pure thrower in the game.Oh Lawd. You really buy into the announcers with their "NO ONE COULD HAVE COMPLETED THAT 10 YARD THROW TO A WIDE OPEN RECIEVER!!!1!!" nonsense.
>>152844048I love this lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe
>>152844068You're aware he can completely alter his game, right? Are you scared of him coming back stronger than ever? Did we give up on Brady after his knee injury in 2008?Just admit you don't know ball
>>152844017Colts were eliminated you ass
>>152844055Well that’s before plastic surgery
The only team I could find facing more than eight playoff teams next year is the Broncos, they're facing nine. I'm pretty sure it's impossible to face all thirteen but you could get up to 12 if every team in your division was a wildcard and you faced a division where three of them were wildcards
>>152843915Would
>>152844037>self proclaiming you're going to /vt/Get /out/
yupim thinkin 13-4 ezpz
>>152844025>>15284405590% of this is body fat
>>152844119I heard he likes them young. Wasn't he caught feeling up some 21 year old on NYE?
No one cars avapedo
>>152844146yes
Jags bros, if we best Josh Allen, we can beat anyone
Why do I feel like the seeding for this year’s playoffs won’t matter...#2Pats and #2Bear are the same to me both will lose their first-round game
>>15284414625 actually
>>152844124Wait I did it wrong, the most you could face would be 11 since the other AFC team wouldn't have a wildcard
>>152843934kek
>>152844159shes 35 anon
>leaf>makes abhorrent post
>>152844146Every man likes em young. Except a few granny chasing degenerates.
Yoooooo Bills
>>152844124Lots of hard games at home. They may take a step back. Road schedule should be pretty easy outside Patriots/49ers though.>>152844127Just because I found your self-hating spic boyfriend spamming his garbage on another board with a subject matter you hate doesn't mean I can't call it out
Rodgers stands no chance against my toxies pass rush :)
>>152844203I read she's 25 alix earle
>>152844037>/vt/What is this for? Never heard of it
>>152844159the absolute state of “supermodels”
A Patriots seventh ring will revive Boston sports dominance once again AND YOU WILL GODDAMN LIKE IT EVEN IF YOUR EITHER WHITE OR BLACK
>>152844215
>>152844274I hope you're not implying that the woman on the right is better looking than Gisele
>>152844276At this point I don't really mind it. Chiefsfags and their mutt shilling this decade have been way worse.
>>152844274>randomThat's an ad
>>152844310how many men’s penises have you had in your mouth? relatives and animals dont count
>>152844276Fortunately, that's not happening.
>>152844310Nta but obv
What do the Patriots need to trade to get Maxx Crosby? You can't tell me there's not tension there
>>152844336You being gay and obsessed with other men's penises explains your inability to ascertain the attractiveness of a woman.
>>152844358I just have a feeling he'll be a Bear
>>152844359he says, while simping for bradys ex beard put your trip on so i can filter you, knee
>>152844132Cope and seethe nigger lover. Lameme is done.
>>152844358>You can't tell me there's not tension thereYeah, sexual tension
>>152844358Will Campbell and a 1st and i wouldnt complain
>>1528443582 firsts and a second>>152844373No. Because you’re gonna trade him to a AFCW rival like you did Mack
>>152844110I watched your Mutt GOAT do this all season >>152844132With no refball or deep ball anymore, the zoomers would say “That nigga cooked bruh”
>>152843727I like this timeline
>>152844402Raiders traded Mack to the bears retard
>>152844358Crosby been doing the whole, "I put my body and soul into this team and all I got was a broken heart, I can't do it anymore" shtick for like half of his career, then right before training camp starts he says he wants to play his whole career with the raiders and that narrative sticks til they get eliminated from playoff contention.
youre not getting mad maxxyou can stop rubbing your sissy clitties over fantasy trades nowits not happening
Crosby is going to my panthers
The patriots should draft ryback as a DE
>>152843368>You now remember Aaron Rodgers accusing Jimmy Kimmel of fucking children completely unprompted on the pat mcafee show
>>152844380Gisele is objectively a very beautiful woman. If she was standing in front of you, you would be in awe of how stunningly gorgeous she is.
What the fuck
>>152844439You're not even fun to talk to anymore, you just post like you're some edgy tik tok zoomer, repeating your catch phrases and lame jokes.
>>152844478basedour guy
>>152844463>Rybitch's speed to power
>>152843889>>152843775>>152843795I can’t decide if Rodgers winning against the packers is more kino since it completes the loop, or if him beating the bears once last time before retiring is.
>>152844465Two douchebags in that proximity creates a critical mass of assholishness.
>>152844465I like Rodgers more every day lol im glad hes over his drug phase
>>152844465That was funny
>>152844465Is he wrong?
>>152843499>>152843499>TeamColts for going all in and having nothing to show for it.>PlayerUnfortunately, JJ McCarthy dug himself a deep whole with his whole 9 business.>CoachAaron Glenn, a former DB with 40 INTS in his career, becomes the first coach to have an INT-less team.>FansCommanders, who after believing they were SO BACK, return to mediocrity. Lions a close second.
>>152844509>im glad hes over his drug phaseanon.....
>>152844465based
>>152844465I think of it every time I see Kimmel kek
>152844472what part of put your trip on do you not understand ya self admitted pedophile
>>152844523The perkies don't count
>>152844411Lmao you're as bitchmade as lameme
>>152844480unironically got buck broken by tlaw and bitchknees
>>152844411
>wogs seething about anglos yet again
>>152844544You wish you could wake up to something as beautiful as this goddess.
>>152844586She's not my type
>>152844575>deletedKek what a mugged bitch
>>152844480be real he was never fun to talk to
beg for another (you) maybe ill give you one
>>152844478Ghastly depth. Rep doesn't count.
>>152844586Her nose is too big, it's always distracted me.
Recker signs to the jets as QB who says no?
>>152844594how do you even miss that badly?
>>152844618Big pointy noses are hot as fuck
>>152844629Probably him
>>152844633>rookie kickers
>>152844535Were you born and raised in the UK? If so, do you know anyone else that also likes American football? I know the NFL has been pushing hard to try and get a growing fanbase there.
>>152843499>teamChiefs>playerMahomes or Kelce>coachPete Carroll, wew lad>fansLions
>Jaguars starting MLB is a Yale graduateWhy the fuck are you playing in the NFL retard?
>>152844099If the Jags win an Owl with Trevor there will be a bittersweet aspect of the experience for me where I'll have to pretend any of the people around me that doubted him deserve to be as happy as me.
how does Mike McDaniel still have a coaching job
>>152844480Always has been and always will be a faggot. There used to be more tripfags that drowned out his faggotry, now he's really the only one left.
>>152844676How big is your ass?
>>152844487>>152844672Someone more talented than me needs to start making Jags OC.
>>1528447071st step is finding a jaguars fan.... good luck homie
>>152844586This woman is so fucking beautiful and she's aging like fine wine. Tom fumbled this goddess.
>>152843789He is and idiots on here believed that he was getting fired
>>152844634Just thought about Teagan Cavan
Meltdown is going to be so delicious when Pats run over Chargers sunday primetime>of course they win theyre an easy opponentOh so you predicted wed win right?
>pats lose>blame refsclockwork
>>152844535
>>152844721I'll settle for the anons adopting Trevor as a white supremacist icon.
>>152844731I have court the Monday morning after that game, so I will be watching it with a sense of dread.
>>152843499>Raidnigs>Geno>Pete>Prison inmates
>>152844480you have to be as big of a loser as he is if you really think that.
>>152844731chorgers suck dick. EZ win for brady n the boyz
>>152844757Who did you (allegedly) rape?
>>152844770Why include the first 8 seconds
>>152844755If he wins the super bowl this year I'll get a caricature of him as hitler tattooed under my arm pit.
>>152844781It's about one of my restraining orders. Shouldn't be a big deal but it's a pain in the ass.
>>152844645Greg roman steps in for center
>>152844645Greg Roman is dogshitAnd Kevin Stefanski is a glorified Greg Roman
>>152844770while it's humorous, it would be funnier if they had gotten flagged for too many men on the field (ie that was the 13th guy)
>>152844788I think you're safe
>>152844781Youngblood. (Allegedly)
>>152844677What happened to OldBay, he was a good lolcow
>>152844731I mean i think the chargers are a very live dog but if you guys win i will still be making excuses
>>152844805I wouldn't have said it otherwise lol
>>152844721There are dozens of us... DOZENS.
>>152844633The extra point miss was just as bad.
I wish the Bills would use their red helmet more, they looked nice on Sunday.
>>152844731How can there be a meltdown when patriots are favored retard
>ryback arrested in dallas for prostitutionJesus Christ
>>152844814He quit posting then someone pretending to be him with a different trip for a couple of years.
>>152844707Funny lore about this guy, he survived the columbine massacre
>>152844826Can't have anything nice. Also, fire beanetard.
>>152844835How can it be a meltdown when the team that loses has no fans?
>>152844731>there's gonna be a meltdown about a road dog that doesn't really have any fansSeems forced
>>152844839it's a felony in texas, so is lolicon anime
Bills lose sunday, do coach and gm keep their jobs?
>>152844788>88>>152844805>>152844817
>>152844870[schizo alert]
>>152844788What kind of chud ass tattoo artist would agree to that
american football
>>152844633It's all about form when it comes to kicking. Day in and day out. But one mess up can make you completely whiff it. One of the most stressful jobs in sports but also easiest way to get on a football team if you got a good leg.
>>152844905Gay ass “sport”
>>152844916Shalom
>>152844770That's honorable of SF to not snap right?
I haven't enjoyed football at all this year
>>152844922Kiwi is not a kike, he’s using the proxy site. How do you guys still not understand this?
>>152844839>Ryback trying to emulate LTThat's my Giant
>>152844924must be sucks to you
>>152844924sucks to be you
>>152844911Easiest way to get on a football team is as a punter
>>152844924Let me guess. Queefie?
>>152844924Swifties... it wasn't supposed to be like this...
>>152844924Bet on it pussy
>>152844924I unironically started taking anxiety meds because my team was so shit this year
I really don't want a broncos or patriots sb. Is that so hard to ask? It can't be that the AFC is this shit to let one of these two in.
>>152844952I'm a Panthers fan
>>152844924Jest or Raidnig?
>>152844970There’s no way you expected to be winning the division this year
>>152844861Bills aren't losing but gm should go. Probably coach too.
>>152844970No you're not. You can't have disliked the best panthers season since 2017
>>152844935I know that, it was just a small joke. You're a self righteous fag who just looks for the opportunity to correct people over the smallest things. Pointdexter looking ass bitch.
>>152844979>>152844989I've barely been able to watch shit cause of wageslavery
>>152844924It's because of >black qbs, literally and spiritually
>>152844960The fuck did the Broncos ever do to you nigger?
>barstool>cowherd>wrightwho is this for?
>>152844994That's your problem. Panthers had many kino moments this year. They are only improving and next year expectations will be high.
>>152845027Ryback.
>>152845027>barstoolKnuckle dragging retards>cowherdMe on occasion >wrightChiefs fans
these playoffs have no aura
>>152845027>barstoolFor the lols and shitty takes>Cowherd For the lols and shitty takes>WrightFor the lols and shitty takes
I let my YouTube Shorts algorithm decide what talk show I watch, outside my team's local coverage of course.
>>152845058What about Caillou?
Out of all the teams left to make it to the Super Bowl, which would be the>most wholesome matchup>matchup the NFL wants>worst matchup>most realistic matchup
i like rich eisen and a touch of cowturd
Perna is a bit obnoxious but he's usually right
>The last time a team not called the patriots chiefs of broncos went to an owl was 2012Why is the AFC so shit?
>>152845084>cat bowl>cat bowl>cat bowl>cat bowl
>>152845086I like Eisen but sometimes he feels kind of out of touch. Also his bald sidekick got caught with a horrible take recently and admitted he didn't watch the games.
>>152845084Probably something like>Boobs>Boobs>Boobs>Boobs
Ravens win kwaboty right?
>>152845084>most wholesome matchupPanthers vs Jags>matchup the NFL wantsRams vs Bills>worst matchupNiners vs Broncos>most realistic matchupSeahawks vs Broncos
>>152845058If you live in a major city and you are a fan of your local teams I would opt for local radio. It's always the best. Harshest opinions. Fans calling in and getting shit on. It's great. Unfortunately I'm a flyover now.
>>152845095Eisen seems like he's so sick of the Jets being shit he just watches TV shows
>>152845098Tyler Loop won KWABOTY within 4 days of the new year. It's very impressive.
>>152845113ive been playing stalker 2 instead of watching new jersey football teams
>>152844839wow
>>152845084>>most wholesome matchupPackers vs Steelers>>matchup the NFL wantsEagles vs Bills>>worst matchupBroncos vs Rams>>most realistic matchupSeahawks vs Patriots
>>152845113He's become a stealth Rams fan because his Jets keep disappointing him.
>>152845091you forgot the bungles in 2021
>>152845113kek yeah that's true. sometimes he seems like he has safe takes because he has such ties with the NFL
If the Jags didn't panic and throw Travis Hunter on season ending IR he'd be ready to play on Sunday.
>>152845084>Wholesome: chargers bears or jags bears>Matchup the nfl wants: patriots rams or broncos seahawks/rams>worst matchup patriots panthers (fraudbowl)>Realistic jags or bills vs Seahawks or rams
>>152845121No, it was Lamar for sucking dick again. If not for Ramsey being dog shit it was heading towards a blowout.
>>152845143Doesn't count because they did nothing anyway
cowherd is pretty unbearable since Joy left. she had worse takes than him but good lord those cans
>>152845140Rugby is a better sport to be honest
>>152845084Mother fucking catb owl or bust
If the Paparazzi haven't been able to find Erin's wife I don't know who can
Did Rodgers actually want to go to the playoffs, or is he tired of having his decrepit knees drained of fluid before each game?
>>152845177big cans and peanut butter skin
>>152845183>>152845094would be kinda cool to see but I think the Jags would just stomp the shit out of the Panthers. wouldn't be that fun of a game
>>152845187Rodgers has been playing football for over 30 yearsHis brain is mush
>>152845195If good Bryce shows up the Panthers can beat anyoneIf bad Bryce shows up they're losing to the Rams anyway
>>152845195okay but what if they sprinkled catnip all over the field
>>152845198Favre has gotten far more vicious hits in his career. Rodgers is fine.
>>152845148never really understood the point of IR, well more, why you cant come off IR? the team is picking up a street fa to replace you so its not like it upsets competitive balance
>toxins are favored on the road in Pittsburgh on monday night football against Tomlin and the Stoolers and the Aaron Rodgers final run into the sunset storyYeah I've watched enough toxins football to know how this ends
>>152845195Bryce is sometimes just insanely good and clutch, they can beat anyone if that happens. It just doesn't happen often.
>>152845147Eisen gets shit on so much by people when he calls games. he's not very good at it lol
>>152845216No NFL player is fine except maybe the kickers and punters
Where would /you/ go to coach?
>>152845263Tits
>>152845216Rodgers had a bunch of rough concussions early on which is why he wears such a massive helmet now. Favre definitely had it worse though
>>152845263Raiders or Giants if they got rid of the GM. If the QB isn't above average you're wasting your time, shrimple.
>>152844146every heterosexual man on earth likes them young, retard
>>152845263The big downside with the raiders and cardinals is they’re in tough divisions and would need rebuilds. The Raiders look better but it depends if they can stop the coach carousel and stick win someone longtermBrady and Spytek are decent so far
>>152845263Giants>>152845297Anon that image you posted is a heavily filtered woman in her 40s
>>152845084Texans are in the owl
this season hasn't been an unpredictable shit show but I have a eerie feeling that the Super Bowl is gonna suck ass
Owl will be Jags-Seahawks and there's nothing you can do about it
>>152845344sounds like it could be a low scoring affair
>>152845344Record low ratings
if you shaved Trevor Lawrence's head completely bald he'd look like one of the alien dudes in Prometheus
Shedeur status?
>>152845263atlanta. just give the ball to bijan. it's so easy.
>>152845361His long lost brother.
I predict the lowest viewership Owl since the 80sGoydell isn't going to like this.
>>152845392SOVL
>>152845344why would a team being eliminated on sunday play in the super bowl?
>>152845242>vs the cowkeks
>>152845177But she revealed herself to be an evil succubus willing to ruin people's lives for power.
>>152845413The Bills suck and won't beat the Jags
>>152845392Texans apparently had the 5th hardest strength of schedule this year. They could be for real. But I can't stop doubting Stroud, he keeps not rising to the occasion in big moments.
>>152845297@grok replace her clothing with Blacked underwear
>>152845423The Bills suck and will beat the Jags
>>152845431their ridiculous D will carry Stroud to the promised land
i cant name one player on the Texans other than Coleridge Bernard Stroud IV
>KWAB playerTua, Tyreek, Diggs, Metcalf>KWAB teamColts and Bucs. Loins is a good mention>Mahomes or LamarMahomes is being vindicated by how shit his team is without him. Even with his presence, those guys still can’t catch worth a shit. Also Eagles have a super easy bracket.
Watching the FCS championship reminded me of how much better football is as a spectator sport when there aren’t ad breaks every possession change, score, sneeze or fart. NFL and FBS are unwatchable in comparison.
>>152845448>not knowing Henry Moses Ito Iese To'oTo'o
>>152845448Why doesn't he just go by "Cole Stroud"
>>152845451Every time the bears and packers have met in the playoffs, the winner went on to win the championship. One streak has to end!
>>152845263Raiders. Coach one season, get canned, get paid to do nothing, blow my money in vegas.
Surely the KWAB of the year is the Cowboys player who offed himself, right?
>>152843499>teamAny answer other than the Chiefs is objectively wrong>playerNine>coachCarroll>fansColts having to endure a fucking 10th year of their garbage GM and having no first round picks
>>152845472Mahomes kwabbed so hard you can't even outkwab him if you blow your brains out.
>>152845472>>152845481It’s Rivers for resetting his HoF clock just to go 0-3 and miss the playoffs
>>152845448Everyone should already know about John Christian Kai'imi'opimnqlknm;lkajdf;lkajsdlfkmasdlkjoisadf FairbairnI might've missed a few letters
>>152845484Rivers fucking balled and he gets 5 years of health insurance gibs from the league
>>152845451The last two times the panthers played the jags and lost week 1 they went to the superbowl.The last time packers had a qb at 27 they won the superbowl
So is it going to be the Jags or Pats representing the AFC in the owl?
It just occurred to me that Diggs getting arrested for assault means he's eligible to fill the WR slot on an All-Thug Team
>>152845451seahawks didn't win in 1978 when 2 were selectedseahawks didn't win in 2005 when a new pope was selected
>>152845263I'm noticing a pattern with the quarterbacks that lead their teams to a disastrous season and got their coach fired.
>>152845495pretty sure it was Al Shiere that heemed himtank dell is dead, joe mixon is fired, and nick chubb is cancelled
>>152845499representing the losing teams of wild card weekend, correct
>made a chase bowl thread earlier today which turned out to be a complete slurper>watched another just now but didn't make a thread because I was busy and it ended with the guy spinning out and hitting a pole
>>152845507kek that video of all of his teammates saying he'd be the worst person to date their sisters hits harder now
>>152845263shadman isn't QB1
>>152845530apparently missed a good one last night in houston, dude stole a semi truck and then the cops blew out the tires and he drive for another hour like that, sparks flying
>>152845542That sounds incredible.
So we've got the Cat Bowl potentially in playWe've had Bird BowlsWhat would we call Bears vs Broncos? The Mammal Bowl?
>>152845542Damn I that must have been a good one
>>152845588the fraud bowl
The Rams will be the home team for the first ever Austrialian NFL game. Who will they face?>SEA, AZ, SF>Giants>Cowboys>Packers>Chargers>Bills>Chiefs
Patty Cuckitini
>>152845490Balled to 0-3
>>152845495>Christian KirkI thought he died
it is absolutely imperative for my mental health that Aaron Rodgers and the Stoolers lose on Monday
>>152845490>4 touchdowns 3 interceptions in 3 games>average 150 yards per game>averaged 30 attempts per game>QB rating of 80yeah....okay
>>152845627nah that was Hasbara Kirk
>>152845638I guess I didn't pay much attention to the NYGiants this year. They had both Russel Wilson and Jameis Winston take snaps?
>>152845263Raiders, Geno is a sunk cost and you can draft Mendoza and start him immediately plus tons of cap space to improve the roster.The Titans will force you to pretend Cam Ward is a franchise QB and you’ll be hamstrung.
lil nigga gonna with the owl with a 72 yard field goal
>>152845642yes they will lol you act like west coast teams havent travelled to Europe
>>152845638I can see from the picture you posted that it was 180 yards a game, not 150. He was bad enough without making shit up, anon.
>>152845642BALDING RAT FACED KIKE VPN FAILED KEEEEEEEEK
>>152845530>>152845542The one where the guy is speeding on a crotch rocket, blows through an intersection and gets sent flying was one of the best ones I’ve seen.
>>152845670it wil be the first game of the season it will be fine
>>152845607100% Chargers. They're the only out of division team that wouldn't riot if they had to make that trip. It would take most east coast teams a literal day to make it to AUS.
they should build an elevator through the middle of the earth so football players can get to third wielded places like Australia fast
>>152845495>Claims to know ball>Doesn't know woody marks Back into the filter you go
>>152845642the schizo was right you're a filthy heeb
>>152845735>dont have a cut dickProve it
>>152844465>completely unprompted
>CJ Stroud has the same amount of wins in the playoffs as Baker MayfieldKek loser. If the Texans beat the Steelers he’ll have the same amount of wins as Lameme did.
>>152845764he has twice as many playoff wins as Tlaw
>>152844009news flash mahomes ain't brady, this meme keeps getting tossed around since they were injured in the same year. brady quarterbacked and commanded the line and locker room on an entirely different stratosphere than mahomes. interested to how the rest of his career fares when kelce and andy reid retire
If Bryce makes an NFCCG before dook poopshit will the Cowgirls seethe?
mahomes didn't make the playoffs so does this season even really count? like, c'mon. be real here.
>>152845784Bart Starr ain't playing so the entire league has been a farce since the 70s
>>152845735Prove it post your cock right now you fat balding kike
He's coming back any day now.
>>152845824its ok to be circumsized, its traumatic
>>152845344Actually my Rammies will beat the Shecocks by double digits this time.
>>152843499>team Chiefs>playerNine >coach Daboll >fansAs someone who roots for the Vikings I am inclined to say Vikings fans because we are the eternal KWAB fanbase but second place would be Browns
>>152845841>Rams will beat the SeahawksIf they don't run into Philly first, I agree.
Rams look extremely beatable. Lost 2 of their 3 games and barely got past AZ. Panthers are winning by 4.
>>152845847If the Rams win they're guaranteed to face Seattle next
Hello /nfl/, It's time to give you the super bowl LX matchup.Los Angeles Chargers over the Chicago Bears.Now, if for whatever reason the script is changed, I will tell you the secondary team since that is what happened to the Padres and their players were upset since they thought there was an agreement.The Buffalo Bills would win the superbowl if there was a change of plans. Remember, you heard it here first! See you at the end of the NBA and NHL seasons. Ride the float.
>>152845860Not true. Seattle plays the lowest seed that wins. So if Niners / Packers win, that’ll be Seattles opponent in the divisional
>>152845860Big IF there chief
>>152845824Is this you? spin on a dreidel off a building faggot
>>152845325I feel like there's a good chance the Seahawks will just blowout whoever they face if they make it to the Super Bowl. The NFL itself probably really wants Josh Allen to win the AFC and honestly any of the NFC teams outside of the Panthers the Bills face in the Super Bowl will draw in huge ratings.
>>152845807As a Saints fan, I admired him from afar and never took him for granted. He definitely didn't have the cleanest performances consistently but he was a damn good QB and they would have been a contender for half a decade if he stayed.
>>152845930I want the Panthers to go far just so Goodell seethes about lost revenue
NONE of these games will be as good as US upsetting the Lions
>>152845941>just so Goodell seethes about lost revenueGoodell just works for the owners, so he really won't be seething, he gets his cash regardless. Everyone except Tepper will be seething.
>>152845944Go to sleep grandpa, nobody wants to hear your stories about ancient irrelevant history
>>152845726What kind of pooch is that?
>>152845956How has it been a year already?
How did Chase Young unbust himself? He's having a crazy year
>>152845990I gave him steroids
Puka or JSN McBride or Bowers Caleb or Maye
>>152846009JSNBowersMaye
I'm drunk
>>152846015this guy knows ball
SPEND $150,000 ON A FOOTBALL TEAM
>>152846009JSN is way better than Pooka. Compare their performances when one is getting passes from Stafford while the other from Darnold. Give them the same QB and it wouldn't be close
I accidentally bought the Las Vegas Raiders and Mark won't take it back, what the fuck do I do?
Fun fact, the 2025 New York Jets had statistically one of if not the greatest special teams units ever despite going 3-14.
>>152846027>Stafford shouldn't win MVP because he has more help than Maye>Puka shouldn't win OPOY because he has a better QB than JSNPeople really be like that tho
Sheesh
if the Bills don't win this year is their window done?
>>152846031go to bed Tom
Everyone in this thread is as good as the Jets secondary at getting INTs We all deserve big bucks
>>152846042Cheers. Nothing better than summer beers you bloody bastard
>>152846038Too bad about everything else though. Still mind blowing that they couldn't get just one int all season, they played some turnover heavy teams too.
>>152846038Yeah I saw the Jets have a lot of return dragons. Shame that their entire defense recorded 0 zero zéro cero null ゼロ нoль 零 μηδέν not ONE single interception in 17 weeks of regular season NFL football
>>152846039Honestly why bother replying if you're just going to invent someone that doesn't exist
>>152846027Puka fucks JSN in YAC and is a much better blocker. Plus, JSN is a volume baby. See what happened with JJ after Darnold left. It’s Puka, and it might not even be close.
>>152846064It's out there man.
youngcuck the kwab is a bitch boy
>>152846077Yes
>>152846039They hate us because they ain’t us
>>152846075>See what happened with JJ after Darnold left.He was getting passes from white Jamarcus Russel. It's hardly fair to use an all time terrible QB as your comparison
>mfw spee will have to endure a dynasty of Bo induced melties after this owlfeels SO good
>>152846038Nick Folk was always a good kicker but now he legit never misses, he is somehow peaking at 40 years old. He has only missed three field goals and two extra points total in the last three seasons.
>>152846080you should be hanged in the town center for posting a sideways picture you faggot
>>152846090I'm jealous
>>152846095lmao
>>152846040ermmm why did they >black quarterback post on national television?
I love drinking and I'm never gonna stop
>>152846040>.397holy YIKES
>>152846095>faggot go ahead and lick my Rams butthole. Make sure to nibble on the lips of my bussy while you’re at it
rams genny
>>152846118I know, Cleetus
>>152846009>Puka or JSNpuka. puka has shown for the past two seasons that he's by far the best receiver in the league. he routinely makes ridiculous, catch of the year catches and is also extremely physical for his size + a good blocker. his only downside is that hes so physical he and tries so hard on every play that he heems himself. jsn, while very good, is benefiting heavily from being the only show in town and darnold targeting him nonstop.>McBride or Bowersmcbride by a tiny bit. a better pure catcher but bowers is the better blocker and can do most of the catching as well>Caleb or Mayemaye. gayleb improved quite a bit this season but still lazerbeams all his passes like hes brett favre and shows very little touch when he needs it. drake gaye has an elite deep ball and underrated mobility
>>152846134I had spicy pickle vodka on New Years Eve and that shit was fucking delicious
>>152846122>superbowl 2021literally only cause you copied the Buccaneers playbook and imported Matthew Stafford. literally haven't done shit since, you're not original in any way you california faggot. go suck off the homeless guy that lives around the corner you queer
>>152846046true
First Things First is good.
An underrated aspect of this season was realizing Jayden Daniels just isn't gonna make it. He spent more than half the season hurt, and the times he did play it looks like he's been taped. In five years he'll be a backup QB for the Jets or the Cardinals.
>>152846148You don't want a fragile back-up.
>>152831503>>152831503Recycle this thread already
>>152846156The wildes crashout if they lose to the chargers? Priceless
>>152846160Do we have to
>>152846143>copied Buccs playbook lel. You can’t be seriously seething like this >havent done shit since made the playoffs 3 years in a row, and completely rebuilt the roster >inserts ad hominem you’re down bad, flyover
NEW>>152846171>>152846171>>152846171
>>152846173>flyoverwhere you flyin to? cuba you fucking brown shitstain? who gives a shit about making playoffs the only thing that matters is a superbowl and a parade to celebrate you faggot
>>152845484Rivers wasn’t a first ballot anyway. I’d argue he wasn’t getting in. If anything he helped his case showing at 44 he can still be a starter.
>>152844782That's the best part>>152844923I figure. They looked set to me.
>>152843322Steelers will beat the Texans.
>>152847998this. texies defense is overrated especially vs RBs, TEs and big physical receivers like DK. steelers are perfectly designed to beat them.
>>152846148The mom stuff was all sell signals
>>152844310Look at the image again
>>152846148it's over
>>152848739#New
>>152843761>Jags>Seahawks>Bears>Broncos>Bills twice>Chargers>Steelers>Packers>Lions will probably be better>Chiefs will probably be betterPatriots are coming back down hard next season. Might be another 4-13 season like the year before. They're going from playing no good teams to a ton of good teams.
>>152847998>>152848758DAS RITE
>>152845944It truly was the ders owl
>>152843828Wait till you see “the arena” with skip
bump
Banmutt needs to chill with these general cleanups
>>152843364
can the ravens even upgrade from harbaugh?
>>152858291'fraid not
>>152843322It’s hard
>>152858291Kingsbury would make Lamar MVP
>erm I can’t explain myself without 14 paragraphs and a bunch of insults but it’s because ur stupidIs this loser still here? Will he kill himself when the pats get bounced in the divisional?
MINISOMALIA IS AN ETERNAL CUCCKSHEDFUCK MILLYPHILLY PHILLY
It's time for this thread to end
How's this thread still up lmao
Just 15 more posts guys
>>152858246And there it is
>>152861752You can't be this time of the day
>>152843488he made their wide recievers look like absolute shit and killed their stats
Let's finish this one up
>>152861787Herbert just needs more time…
So close
Them steelies finner boutter
>>152861813His time is this weekend
Sage this shit
I don't like the Steelers
>>152861836Finner sage (You)
>>152861845Finland?
Pack it up boys
