Need the Stoolers to lose
>the MVP and his noble steed
Did Cohen ever get fired to calling Trevor a retard? That was honestly pretty rude.
We're gonna hype up Rodgers and the Stoolers all week only for the Texans to blow them out, aren't we?
>>152846200I still think the Tejans will win, but their defense actually hasn’t looked good for a few weeks. And not sold on Stroud
>>152846200i dont know about a blowout but i cant see them scoring more than like 17 points on the toxins defense.
Patty Cuckitini
wake up, /NFL/ ! Breakfast time
>Panthers +10PUSSY NUMBERSEASY TO BEAT ODDSGO FOR IT EVERY 4TH DOWNBLITZ THE FUCK OUT OF STAFFORDOLD MAN CANT RUN WORTH SHIT
Pittsburgh's strength of schedule actually wasn't so bad either. 7th overall in the league. They, too, might be better than their record indicates.
Catb owl
>>152846236>scored 6 against the Browns>couldn't score consistently against the Ravens until their secondary was crippledThey are getting demolished by Houston
>which coach shouldn’t have been fired >which coach that is STILL hired SHOULD be fired Raheem Bowles
Todd Bowles is a good coach and deserves another chance
>>152846280This is very true but sadly there is a stigma against black coaches because whitey is stuck in the past
>>152846272Stefanksi had to eat shit because of the bafflingly stupid decisions of the Browns front office, by all accounts he seems like a decent coach in his own right. I predict he'll land on his feet somewhere.The fact that Aaron Glenn hasn't been fired yet is peak comedy. His team made fucking history, and not in a good way. If the Jest keep him around it really will confirm Woody Johnson as the worst owner in the league.
yup im thinkin 13-4
>>152846272COWARD
Ive got you guys covered on your parlays
>>152846345The Pats are gonna fold quickly, if not against the Chargers, then in the divisional. They have 1 (ONE) win against an above .500 team, which was the Bills, whom they also lost against. The Bears may be able to bullshit their way to the SB if they can pull of a win against one of the NFCW teams (which I highly doubt).
>>152846177Texans ain't got no soul.
Flyovers been real quiet lately
>BREAKING: Browns reportedly set to interview Deion Sanders for head coaching position.
>>152846402muh hecking soul and kinorinos
>>152846442because Chikaner got exposed for being a flyover mongrel
>>152846443Haslam going all in on the primates
>>152846286Stefanski will be re hired within 48 hours. The browns really are the biggest retard organisation in the nflLiterally no one is going to want to go to that shithole and get bombarded by shitter sanders cultists and cap hell thanks to your incredibly stupid black gm
TODAYS FOOTBALL AINT GOT THE SAME SOVL
>>152846445You forgot your caps lock
Why are Shedeur stans celebrating Stefanski being fired, unless you're dealing with a Top 10 draft pick the majority of HCs would rather choose their own QB, he's fucked.
SEA vs LA combined stats 1st downssea - 48, LA - 38total yardssea - 830, LA - 829passing yardssea - 523, LA - 587rushing yardssea - 306, LA - 243time of possessionsea - 64:03, LA - 62:44
OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT... IS THAT A LARGE BODY OF SALT WATER? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY I FREAKIN LOOOOOVE THE BIG WATER!!!!!!!
>>152846479Chicago, Houston, and Pittsburgh aren't flyovers
>>152846479Houston is like 30 miles from the Atlantic coast believe it or not
>>152846466It's funny because from a purely roster based standpoint the Browns are one of the better teams to coah, they have a rock solid defense so you "only" need to rebuild the offense, and while the shadow of Watson looms over the team Judkins and Fannin were great additions so you're really only looking at WR (not hard to build; plenty of quality WRs in the league and draft) and QB. But the Browns being the Browns means they are guaranteed to somehow fuck everything up.
>>152846497When are they FINALLY out from under Watson's contract? How many more years?
Shedeur is a good QB he just needs the right system
>>152846497>QB Trade for Mac Jones (?). Malik and Kyler would be huge gambles. >draft WR Makai Lemon is my favorite of the bunch.
>>152846272Raheem Morris absolutely deserved to be fired for his awful playcalling and late game time management. His teams went 8-9 both years in spite of him.
>>152846512He is the Brownsiest of Browns quarterbacks of all times
>>152846521Need to draft O-line too but that's a given for any shit team. Is there a bad team (as in rock bottom hopeless) that actually has a good o-line but bad everything else?
>>152846535I really enjoyed watching him fail, he was the best hatewatch since Johnny Manziel.
>>152846537Both him and his cultists are still hiding behind the “didnt have an offseason as qb1” excusesThis next season will be where he fails even harder
my boy shadman... heh... just needs more help + time + a better oline + 2 all pro wrs + prime nick chubb + his dad as a head coach + a competent secondary + a shanahan disciple at OC + a twink sidepiece on the downlow + a record deal w/ Death Row + an offseason linked up with gayleb + a steam cube + big ol tub of rocky road ice cream + a nice polo shirt and some khakis + 200m + tip... and then he MIGHT win 8 games
>>152846536>bad team with good O-lineChiefs lel
>the raiders have interviewed a Pigeon for special teams coach jobthe same pigeon that helped record a tackle/contain vs the eagles
>>152846531Raheem won the last 4 games. If he wins that Jets game, he makes the playoffs despite a shitty QB situation which seems much more like the GM’s fault than it does Raheems. You’ve gotta give him some credit for the development of the defense and the rookies as well.
>wake up>Bowels still not fired
Why hasnt anyone requested to interview Ryback as headcoach?!
>>152846590Ryback is an unhinged ape
>>152846601That’s not true!
Kiwi is still KWABOTY for making the Ravens celebration thread week 1
>>152846171It's been nearly 24 hours and I'm still seething about Stefanski's firing, but keeping Andrew Berry as GM.
>>152846530What makes a city a flyover? I always assumed it was the amount of tourist and vactioners that go there and if that's the case Shitcago definitely isn't a flyover.
he can't keep getting away with it
>>152846638>middle of the continental US >on a Great Lake It’s a flyover
test
All of the Kiwis posts have been deleted or pruned kek
>>152846706-icles a blender
>Lamar Jackson was filmed jogging down the tunnel to the Ravens' locker room when, in a burst of anger, he threw his wristband at the Ravens logo>He missedOh dear...
>beats the mods >can’t beat the stoolers
>>152846345I think the Panthers could beat anybody in the NFC with enough injury luckJSN ACL tear, DJ Moore hamstring, we're in the Super Bowl
>>152846717about time mods did something about that dipshit
>>152846769They randomly get motivated to start pruning all of his shit but then eventually realize it's a waste of time since he'll keep ban evading. He has more time than they do.Until they rangeban whatever part of NZ he's in for abuse, he'll keep posting. Even then, there are ways around that. Not sure if the kiwi actually knows them, though.
This is what happened the last time Justin Herbert visited Drake Maye in Foxborough.Really makes me think…
>>152846785>So scared he's reaching back to 2024That's just sad m8
>>152846272>which coach that is STILL hired SHOULD be firedZac Taylor and John HarbaughAndy will never be fired but should be asked to retire
>>152846799If they fired Harbaugh I would want the Bills to snatch him up immediately.
I can imagine the Kiwi going apeshit in his room screaming through the ceiling at the sky, as he has his mod induced melty
>>152846803McDermott is better than Harbaugh. Harbaugh is getting old and soft. McDermott still has fire. Then again, they're both wasting their potential HoF QB's windows and doing nothing with it. History is not going to look kindly on either of them.
>>152846803Why? He’s been underachieving for years and chokes even harder than Sean McDermott. Remember when the Ravens had “the greatest team of all time” and lost the AFCCG at home to the 11-6 Chiefs? And ever since they’ve done nothing but get worse
>>152846816McDermott is the white Todd Bowels and does retarded shit in big games that cost the team.
>>152846286>>152846466I don’t get the Stefanski hype. Like who’s actually gonna be interested in a coach who made the playoffs that one time five years ago
>>152846795Yeah wow last year. The ancient lore
>>152846777you're such a dork I'm compelled to side with the jannies
>>152846831Yes. If you have to unironically try to reach back to last year to try and pretend your team is going to win, that's just pathetic. The Chiefs swept the Chargers last year. Surely that means the Chiefs were a dominant team that crushed the Chargers this year, right?Retard.
>>152846827The theory is that he’s secretly a great coach and the Browns are just cursed so it’s not his fault. I don’t buy it, look what Dan Campbell did in Detroit. Franchises aren’t cursed, some are just incapable of hiring the right coach. Stefanski is the coach and takes the blame. I doubt he’ll do any better on the Titans or wherever
>>152846837Justin Herbert: 40Drake Mayebe Good One Day: 7Being one year ago doesn’t change anything, your QB lost to the Raiders THIS YEAR kek
>>152846795Pats have only had 2 opponents that are over .500 since then.
>>152846853Wat. Is this real?
>>152846850Having a """Chargers fan""" try to talk trash to me is just hilarious. It's like watching a downie retard trying to act hard.I don't even care about your shit bitchmade team that rolled over and gave a division rival a first round bye. You're another joke first round exit on the way to the real teams. You're such a sad footnote that you unironically are trying to bring up games from different seasons as if it's going to work as some kind of magical charm that will allow your joke of a franchise to succeed.I don't even need to respond after this because it's so obvious that the Chargers are first round exits.
>>152846853Yeah, check the schedule. The only teams they played that finished with a winning record are the Bills and the Steelers. Both teams which they lost to.
>>152846859>>152846872Sorry tagged the wrong post
Allen is clearly washed. He only plays QB and does absolutely nothing on defense.
damn that schedule baby is FUMING
>>152846866Chargers are winning and everyone already knows it, I was just curious about the last time Justin Herbert visited and it was literally 40-7 which got a laff out of me and deserved a post.
>>152846872WHAT??? This is absolutely insane to me Is this the most fraudulent playoff team of all time?
>>152846889>most fraudulent playoff team No. I mean, they aren’t worse than the Panthers. >most fraudulent 14-3 team in history likely >most fraudulent MVP case (Maye) Definitely
Chargers are absolutely not winning
>>152846839The thing is the Deshaun Watson trade is like a nuclear bomb. It nuked the Browns bad and Stefanski had to deal with that. Watson has been UNPLAYABLE and he has to get paid $250 MILLION FULLY GUARANTEED. That is outside the bounds of just normal bad team shit. That's extraordinary circumstances. It's fair to give Stefanski a bit of a mulligan in light of that, especially since he does have playoff appearances and a playoff win on his resume.
>>152846880
>>152846839The lions ownership changed when the daughter took over from the incompetent old boomer mother and she hired a great GM along with campbell and his crew. It was a complete franchise rebootThe browns still have retard haslem and their terrible black gm berry and the crew of clowns. Nothing will change and stefanski did nothing wrong
>>152846902I personally don’t know how he gets a pass for the QB situation. Sure the Watson trade wasn’t on Stefanski, but he did kind of ruin Mayfield. Then he couldn’t get Watson to perform. Then he was a disaster with the rookies. At a certain point, gotta look in the mirror
>>152846902I get where you’re coming from, I just feel like especially this season where you have multiple serviceable QBs you just drafted, and the greatest defensive performance of all time with 23 sacks, you’ve got to do better than he is. He’s being given the tools
>>152846898>likelyNot even close. The 2024 Vikings exist.
If you love Ryback so much why don’t you marry him
>>152846912Ah I didn’t know Lions had new ownership
>>152846917>most competitive division in football last season Patriots would’ve finished with a losing record and missed the playoffs if they were in the NFCN last year
>>152846901Well, they ARE over .500 so idk about that one
>>152846638Anything but and especially between NYC and LA. You fly over them to get there.
Who are the Milano Seamen of the NFL?
>>152846932They got blown out by a middling 10-7 Rams team at home in the playoffs who then went on to lose the very next round. If they were in such a tough division and looked even harder for having won it, then you're just arguing that they're even bigger frauds since they looked more impressive than they actually were.If the Patriots lose to the Chargers, it will be a tossup between those two teams of who was more of a fraud. But the Patriots won't be losing to the Chargers.
AFC1. Texans2. Bills3. Jaguars4. Chargers5. Steelers6. Broncos7. PatriotsNFC1. Eagles2. Rams3. Seahawks4. Bears5. 49ers6. Packers7. Panthers
>>152846932>most competitive division in football last seasonNot a single one of the 3 teams they sent to the playoffs won a game. Not even the 1 seed Lions.On top of the 2024 Vikings being the most fraudulent 14-3 team, the 2024 NFCN might just be the most fraudulent division in NFL history.
>>152846956Yeah the Rams lost to the SB champs by a single possession, in a close game. My point, is that the Pats wouldn’t have even made the playoffs in that division last year. Most like they would’ve missed the playoffs THIS year if they had the NFCW schedule
This malding Pats bandwagonner is new to the genny right? I don’t remember him being around since Brady left. So he’s a casual who only roots for his team when they’re good. One thing I can say for Chiefs fans is that they’re still showing out here. Unironically that has impressed me, I thought they’d go into hiding. Same with the Commies fans. But this guy seems to me like he’ll disappear if the Chargers win. I don’t like fans like that. I don’t like this casual.
>>152846972Bad logic and avoiding context. Lions were very injured. If you have a historically good division, usually those teams beat each other up quite a bit. Might be difficult for a Pats fan to understand what it’s like to play in a competitive division, but I’m trying to get you to understand
>>152846998>queefs fans are still showing outlolkek even
>>152846932no t necessarilylions and vikings were the only teams winning divisional games last year. bears and fudgpackers were both dogshit in division
>>152846977But it's a stupid point if you're talking about frauds. You're literally providing evidence that says there is reason and evidence to doubt them. You are shooting your own argument down. Not that it even matters since what you're asserting is entirely speculative and you have no fucking way of even knowing that.Regardless, this argument is going to be moot in a week since after the Patriots yet again beat the Chargers in the playoffs, there will be no question that the 2024 Vikings are the most fraudulent 14-3 team. Not that there is even a question now, but even dumbos like you should get it at that point.
>Bradysknee thinks I’m a Chorgers fan schedule baby is FUMING
>>152847006They absolutely are, go to the archive and look up “Chiefs” or “Chiefies”
>>152847000Wow you sure have a lot of excuses ready for literally absolutely everything. It's okay that the 2024 14-3 Vikings got blown out by the Rams because the Rams only lost to the eventual SB winners the next round by 1 score. The entire 2024 NFCN losing immediately in the playoffs is okay because the Lions were injured. They're not frauds and it's okay that they lost because stuff happened. Context.Are you perhaps that same faggot retard that always says he's "providing context" whenever he's making excuses for teams? Because "context" is quickly becoming the next "spiritual win" meme.
>>152847030Kek
>“cOnTExT is STOOPid!!” >“just let me jump to my conclusions!” That’s how you sound. Like an emotional child who needs to learn about context
>>152846998>it's the chefs fag who keeps trying to shift hatred back onto the patskek
>>152847041You think Chiefs fans would be rooting for the Chargers over the Pats? Holy casual. Did you even know Brady had retired when you tuned back in?
>>152847024that arab swifty dude is representative of the average queefs fan and he barely posts anymore
>>152847030Based and reality pilled
this is literally the year for the Bills
>>152847040Nobody cares about your "context". Losers are losers. You can make as many excuses as you want after the fact, it's not going to suddenly make those losses count less.If the Patriots lose in the playoffs this year, I'm not going to sit here giving """context""" for why it happens. I'll take the L, be pissed about it, and move on to next year. Unlike you where you genuinely think your pathetic excuses mean anything to anyone on here. The 2024 Vikings are complete and massive frauds, as was their entire division. Live with it.
>>152847045They’re rooting for the Patriots now actually from what I’ve seen here. I think queef fags see the Pats as dynastybros and Pats fans just hate them and see them as a threat
>>152847045how the fuck do I know who you are actually rooting for, retard? I have just seen you posting this dumb shit for a while.>gosh golly jeez guys, the chefs fans may be annoying but the pats fans were worse!you or someone just like you has been trying to push this shit all year.
>>152847080Or maybe it’s just true kek. Take a look at your posts itt, you’re unhinged
>>152847083It's objectively not true
MY balls need a tongue cleaning
>>152847066Context is more important than ever, sports related or not. Just taking the conclusion to anything without any context means nothing. I gave you plenty of facts within my context that outlines why the Pats are vastly overrated. You disagree, that’s fine. I screencapped some of your posts. You know, just in case (;
>>152847087It’s becoming clear that you’re a casual who only became a Pats fan for a higher platform to dunk on Chiefs fans, who are your real reason for being here. I don’t care either way, just my observation. I remember you from sperging out at Chiefs fans about “context” in the past and everyone was saying how someone managed to outcrazy a malding Chiefs fan.
>>152847045Chiefs fans would probably prefer the Chorgers and Pats are both eliminated. So I could see them wanting the Chargers to win since the probability of the Chargers actually going all the way is like 0.
>>152847091Interesting
>>152846998the chiefs fans went back to the patriots
It’s actually >THE YEAR OF THE HORSE
>>152847107I disagree. Chargers have an actually elite QB and are battleworn. Pats are soft and not ready for war
>>152847059nah, watching the bills defense and receivers that can't get open makes me want to kill myself.
easiest schedule this century btw keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
I NEEEED MORE COOOONNNTEEEEEEXXXXTTTTT
>>152847106I literally do not give a single shit about either the Chiefs or Chargers. The Chiefs dynasty is dead. The Chargers are perpetual jokes and jobbers. You're just incredibly ass sore because you were claiming earlier that you think the Chargers are going to beat the Pats and then everyone had a nice laugh at you and moved on.Whether you're a Chiefs faggot or a Chargers faggot, I genuinely do not care. Only teams that are going to be in the divisional can chirp at me.
Strength of schedule should affect seeding.
>>152847137>You're just incredibly ass sore because you were claiming earlier that you think the Chargers are going to beat the Pats and then everyone had a nice laugh at you and moved onI don’t remember this.
>>152847142Extreme embarrassment can cause you to selectively hide painful memories. You should perhaps talk to a therapist about it.
40-7
i feel this because the football gods hate kino
Is Maye regarded by you guys as top ten yet?
>>152847138Go to /cfb/, faggot
>>152847177no, but I might start taking him seriously next season.
>>152847177Not enough of a sample yetHe was top 3 this year, though
>>152847150You’re talking to like 3 separate anons dumbass. It’s just funny you keep projecting us to be Chargers / Chiefs fan. It’s just a good time watching you have a full on melty because you can’t comprehend behind a schedule baby
>>152847177 1. Mahomes2. Allen3. Burrow4. Lamar5. Herbert6. Stafford7. Hurts8. Daniels9. Purdy10. Dak11. Love12. Lawrence13. …Is AROUND where I’d have him, maybe lower. So definitely no for me. I wasn’t sure until I wrote it out.So no. I’ probab
Are the Cardinals the most who gives a fuck team in the league?
>>152847217*I’ll probably rank him higher if he wins a playoff game or two
>>152847177If he can take his team to the Conference game (like Jaden Daniels did), I’ll put him top 5
Hey guys. My Bengals were injured this year. We spiritually won the owl this year. Just giving some context to the season. Thanks.-A real Bengals fan
>>152847228Anon Burrow is injured every year
Panther v Jags might have negative ratings, but it would objectively be the most kinoriffic owl
Bro ranked Jalen Hurts over Daniels kek
Why are there two threads at like 460 posts???
>>152847242Heckin! XDDDDDDDDD
>>152847215>you can’t comprehend behind a schedule babyYou appear to be so angry that you're having trouble typing. I really do think you should see a therapist at this point.
For context, my Giants could have scored more points than their opponents and would have lost each game anyways
>>152847249Who hurt you my sweet summer child?
>>152847246Someone with no life shit up the place for hours on end
>>152847225Replacing who? The big 4 is irreplaceable you’ve already implied Daniels is 5
>>152847251This guy knows ball!
>>152847251You have to score more points than the other guy if you want to win the game, though. But you also gotta make sure there's no more time left on the clock.
>>152846916>multiple serviceable QBs you just drafteddillon is a midget with a weaker arm. and shedeur reads defenses worse than he reads books, has bad habits, and average physicals. no qb drafted by the browns in 2025 is a starter
Every team is fraudulent except the Rams
>>152847262I don't believe you.
>>152847264Rams fans have to be pretty nervous rn. They're facing a team they already lost to in the regular season but they're almost 11 point favorites in the betting. The potential embarrassment here is astronomical. The potential MVP might lose to an 8-9 team.
Every team is fraudulent except for the chiefs. They're as shitty as we thought.
I believe the defending super bowl champions have the best chance of winning
>>152847263The issue is whether that’s actually true, or Stefanski is just a shit coach. Consider:1. Mayfield had a ton of upside, went to Stefanski and flamed out. 2. Watson was a top 5 QB before he went to Stefanski. Bewilderingly pure shit ever since.3. Now you draft TWO young quarterbacks to give as much a chance as possible. Neither can win.From the ownership’s perspective, this is on Stefanski. They’re giving him the players
>>152847275>They're as shitty as we thought.raidturds, jest...
>>152847262This guy don't know ball!
>>152847279My raiders were worse than I thought therefore fraudulent
I believe Eric Mangini should come out of retirement and coach the Atlanta Falcon football team
>>152847277>BewilderinglyHe didn't play for a full year.
*uneliminates my Chiefs*
Anyone else have any context they can give me for this year? Spiritually, the Ravens should be in the playoffs.
>>152847292Nah you can’t do that
>>152846345>bearsDon't worry, I know you're only pretending to be retarded.
If a AFC team wins the owl this year, they should have an * next to their name for not going to the arrowhead invitational, strength of playoff schedule matters
>>152847304Fun fact: I had a dream that I made that post and woke up and immediately made it. Now this is poasting
>>152847310But anon, a 6-11 team would be a weaker schedule than any other team that's in the playoffs...
>>152846535I loved the game that I predicted he would throw 0 TDs, 3 INTs, and less than 55% pass completion
>>152847311Now this...this is some quality context.
>You now realize that Patrick Mahomes didn't even make the Pro Bowl this yearOof...
>>152847080Chiefs fans just keep it too real for this shit general full of mindbroken haters. We’re the reigning dynasty and can say so, while all you guys have is “y-you’re not a very likeable fanbase!! you’re supposed to let us talk shit about you in peace!!” Meanwhile I’m so based and ascended that even a Pats fan like you hating me doesn’t change the fact that I will be rooting for the Pats. But you can go ahead and keep typing lil buddy
>>152847341Enjoy rooting for my team from the couch then I guess cuck faggot
>>152846535read this and remember that there is a big fanbase online of people who think he is their franchise QB and should "build around him."
>>152847353I mean, who fucking cares at this point with the Browns. Just do whatever meme shit is funny. They should try to build a super team around Shedeur.
>>152847352Thank you I will, and best of luck.
>>152847352>my teamEhh I don’t know Jim
>>152847372Apologize to big Bobby right now or I'll tug your dick off.
>>152847274It's quite obvious that game was a fluke. Rams are winning this by 20+ points lol.
>>152847274>rams>fans
Drake Maye won his division against Josh fucking Allen. Stafford lost his division and ranked behind Brock Purdy and Sam Darnold lmao. How is this MVP still a debate?
>>152847382Sub 500 teams are 2-0 in the WC round. Panthers will win then get btfo in the divisional.
>>152847385Because Stafford threw 15TDs from the 1 yard line and that really makes my noggin boggin
>>152847385They rank second lifelong casual, they’re not behind the 49ers
>>152846859And one of those losses came from the Bills doing some voodoo bullshit and doing a comeback victory.
My Chiefs of next season are going to bootyblast your SHIT teams
Why did Lamar quit on his team?
>>152847406>chiefs>next seasonspeaking of SHIT teams...
>>152847414A: They hid it under his work boots
>>152847418Since when is 17-0 shit??
>>152847425Who's starting week one at QB
>>152847250this is the kind of response a schedule baby would have waa waa!
>>152847326Well that does it, I simply won't be watching this year
>>152847353I remember reddit saying his first td was proof he was good even though the defender slipped or something and the receiver didn't have anyone within 15 yards of him. It's insane how people can know so little about ball.
>>152847433Even if it’s Olado-kun that’s still a Bo Nix tier QB at worst. We’ll win
>>152847443You can say some crazy shit on an anonymous image board.Like Niggers. Or that the Chiefs are good.
>>152847452You can’t say that actually chud. RIP
>>152847443Blo Dix also has an elite defense, what did the Chiefs have
>>152847466What? Chiefs are good?
>>152846272Nah dude Morris DEFINITELY deserved to get fired. ATL's defense got notably worse the moment he became HC (which is crazy considering Arthur Smith, the guy before him, is an offensive guy).>>152846531This, if there was ever an easy year to win the South, this was the EASIEST.>>152846565>Raheem won the last 4 games. His team, Ulbrich & Kirk won them, he ain't do shit. >If he wins that Jets game, he makes the playoffs This is such a hilarious sentence, bro couldn't beat the worst team in the entire league.>despite a shitty QB situation which seems much more like the GM’s fault than it does Raheems. Don't get me wrong, Fontenot is a hack, too. As is McKay. >You’ve gotta give him some credit for the development of the defense and the rookies as well.I ain't giving him shit, Ulbrich should get credit for that. Remember: Morris NEVER fielded a top 10 Defense in LA despite having fucking Aaron Donald.
Current average betting odds for WC weekendBears -0.5 vs. PackersJaguars vs. Bills -1.5Steelers vs. Texans -3.0Eagles -3.5 vs. 49ersPatriots -3.5 vs. ChargersPanthers vs. Rams -10
>>152847492>-10It was -10.5 Panthers got this :^)
Lol >choofs
>>152847504Kek. Some places offer -10.0 and some offer -10.5, but more are offering -10.0 right now.
>>152847492I feel like the jags are an easy bet if you're a degenerate.
>>152847492Weren’t the Packers just -1.5 yesterday?
>>152847492Slight correction: Eagles are actually -4.5 favorites against the 49ers now.
>Dan Campbell grades himself a 'freaking F' for Lions' 2025 seasonA Freakin F man
>last time the Panthers made the playoffs with a losing record they beat an NFC West team in the wild card>are playing an NFC West team
>>152846466wtf did stefanski ever do lol
>>152847519Yes. The betting between the Bears and Packers is split down the middle. There are places offering -1.5 for the Packers, there are places offering -1.5 for the Bears, and there are places offering a completely even split/pick em. It averages out to slightly more places offering favorable odds to the Bears.
A freakin frackin F you guys...
Bet the chargers to win if you want free moneyThe schedule vs a real ball club is not going to be close
A BIG FLIPPINFLAPPIN F...
>>152847522The Darnoldmogging will continue.
Vegas Odds for AFC Champion1. Broncos +2302. Patriots +3753. Bills +4754. Texans +5005. Jaguars +6006. Chargers +12007. Steelers +1800Vegas Odds for NFC Champion1. Seahawks +1752. Rams +2403. Eagles +4504. Bears +9005. Packers +10006. 49ers +12007. Panthers +6000Interesting to me because these threads appear to rate the Jaguars and 49ers a lot higher and the Broncos, Rams and Patriots a lot lower.
>>152847554The 49ers and Jags have to go on the road for most of the playoffs. The Broncos get a bye, and the Patriots will play at home until the AFCCG if they play the Broncos. The Rams are just seen as the team with the least amount of flaws.
Contrarianism on 4chin? You wouldn’t say…
>>152847492Why would the bills be expected to beat the jaguars at Jacksonville especially with how both teams are playing?
>>152847580Jags are at home for the first two rounds
jamarcus russell
>>152847601GOAT
>>152847610you know ball
>>152846171>>152846200Naw, Rodgers is gonna have one last ride.
>>152846512>worst QBR of any Browns quarterback with a minimum of 200 attempts>goodJosh Rosen in 2018, Blaine Gabbert in 2011, and Jamarcus Russel in 2009 had better QBRs than his 18.9.
>>152847554Nobody who watched the 49ers the past two weeks could think they are legitimate. The Broncos have a bad QB but a great defense. That is a formula for winning championships. The Patriots, no clue, there's a decent chance Maye spills his spaghetti but they are an all-around strong team.
>>152846200the only thing about rodgers getting blown out this week is his mussy
>>152847582If the weather is bad Josh Allen has a huge advantage
>>152847623>all-around strong teamPats defense is a huge problem, but the offense is explosive enough to win shootouts
>>152847626as of now the weather will be fine in jacksonville on sunday
Always relevant
Why is Aaron Glenn still a coach for the Jets? Just going to be another year of us sucking ass
>>152847634It’s a meme in Florida that nice weather can turn into a torrential downpour overnight
>>152847601Molly percocet
>turn your monitor on
>>152846272Joe Whitt NEEDS to go. And if Quinn won't fire him, he has to go too
>we don’t sign our posts here
>>15284755449ers won’t get out of the divisional but they’re a threat to beat the eagles. Bills Jags and Bears Packers are shady lines
>>152846638Any place that’s better to live than the densely populated, expensive, nog infested major cities on either coast. So basically anywhere by it lets them cope.
>>152847638I clearly remember posting Larry Allen was the GOAT on alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys
>>152847641Dude they're facing six playoff teams and have no talent on the roster they were gonna suck anyway
>>152847684Excusing black failure only does them a disservice.
>>152847641They said they would give him 2 years, and he got the Jets 3 or 4 additional first round picks. Not saying there's no reason to fire him, but teams in a rebuild need stability.Now, if those draft picks whiff AND the defense doesn't get better, then yeah he's gone
i still don’t believe in bustin sherbert
>>152847683>newsgroups How oldcum are u?
brock purdy will never win anything significant
>>152847735Bold prediction. Really going out on a limb here.
>>152847704He's a good QB in a shit team
>>152846177They aren't though. Trevor Lawrence is going to throw the game away and lose the jaguars the game despite being carried to the playoffs by the rest of the team. He's going to throw the game away in the same fashion the last time he was in the playoffs
>>152846488Epic ball knowing, my mega scorigami friend.
>>152846482now do defense
>>152847746He’s a jerk with shit taste in women
Shough.....And jive! XDDDDDDDDD
>>152847749when exactly do they play jacksonville?
>>152847684The team was record shattering levels of incompetent though. If I hired a defensive head coach you would at least expect some competent defense, but he doesn't even call plays.
>>152847771They went an entire year without recording an int. Never been done. Not in 12, 14 or 16 game seasons. That's epic levels of lowcow loserdom.
>>152847787>holds a record that is MORE impressive in a 17 game seasonBlack excellence
Reminder
>>152847588If the Patriots win this weekend, the Jags have to go to Foxboro.
>>152847787Coward
>>152847798no
>>152847807My ball knowing is undeniable
Y.A. Tittle
Norm Van Brocklin
Herbert is the mvp but the world is not ready for that convo
>>152846230Is this sanitary?
>iggles
Absolutely gutting that the Steelers are playing the Texans. I really like the Texans but I also want Rodgers to win a playoff game. Just wish the Steelers could've played the Bills or Chargers
Roman Gabriel
>>152847796I'm on mobile so I'm not editing that shit.>Your TeamBears>yfw da burrs win da superb owlPic related>Bills, Jags, Texans, Chargers, PanthersPretty cool.>Steelers, Broncos, Seahawks, Rams, 49ersDisappointed>Patriots, EaglesFuck that. >PackersMight commit sudoku>KWABOTYLions
>>152847837KWAB
>>152846548>>152847353Its the same shit with Bronny James. Blacks are tribal enough to defend their own even when reality clearly says otherwise.
Sean Mcdermott has never won a playoff game on the road
jaxson dart is already the most overrated shitter in the league
>>152847837>take away unit's best player>fire coordinator when it doesn't work out
Is Stranger Things even really that good?
>>152847861Shough is the best QB from this draft
>>152847855Every race is tribal and looks after their own kind except white people because they are massive cucks.
reminder that strength of schedule based on the previous year's records is the single most useless statistic
>>152847848Didn't the Bears get swept by your kwaboty?
So they gonna pick Raheem or Gannon now?
>>152847872That's true. When do they play this weekend?
>>152847866Ice people dont commune like the orgyistic hotlanders it is not in their nature when resources are scarce
>>152847867Yeah the Bears went from one of the hardest schedules pre-season to now one of the easiest after it ended
>>152847837>>152847882bears legend
predict the wild card upset>fudgepackers over bears
>>152847867SOS in general is a shit metric and not predictive of anything. Point differential is much more telling.
>>152847796Not editing because I'm lazy >your team chiefs >Bills, Jags, Texans, Chargers, PanthersAs a neutral fan its always fun watching a team win their first owl >Patriots, Packers, Steelers, Seahawks, RamsNo strong feeling towards any of these teams >Broncos Not the WORSE outcome but fuck the buncos, most underrated variably in the NFL IMO >49ersIt'd be funny to watch them choke away another superbowl >BearsHonestly wouldn't mind to see them win if it wasn't the da burrrs spam>eaglesthe niggers of the NFL>KWABOTY Chiefs honestly
>>152847864No but the soundtrack is top stuff
>>152847902>>fudgepackers over bearsThis is happening. Gayleb threw a game losing INT in match 1 and match 2 went to OT after Packers lost their QB1 and then choked horrifically.
>>152847923>underrated variablyI think you meant the words “overrated verifiably/veritably” based on the rest of your broncos entry
>>152847902>>152847926And for smarks, the line is extremely shady. Bears -1 at home as the 2 seed? Suspicious
>>152847902This is what I'm thinking, or Steelers over Texans in a 9-8 slurper.
Polymarket has the Patriots at $0.65 and Chargers at $0.36
It would be reeeeeally funny if the Panthers beat the Rams...
Hot take: both Joe Burrow and Patrick Mahomes are frauds the difference being that Patrick Mahomes has had a loaded roster for his entire career. For Mahomes it's getting into the playoffs while playing like shit and not being able play well unless his receivers are getting wide open due to scheme and play calling. For Joe Burrow, it's throwing to Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins over and over again on different variations of the same exact crossing routes that are also comeback routes. Which is almost impossible to defend because if a db decides to bite on the route, Higgins or Chase could just blast right past them traversing right back up the field. Both these qbs are terrible at tight window throws and have no anticipation whatsoever
>>152847963And Stafford loses MVP and Puca gets a season long suspension for doing the Jew celebration
>>152847967I really, really want Burrow to the Rams just because we'd see this proven
>>152847967They both suck but Mahomes got preferential treatment from the refs because the league needs a villian.
>>152847881WRONGThat was definitely true before they played the Steelers. They had a tough last stretch.
>>152847992That's going off their schedule for NEXT season ya fucking idiot
>>152847999drake maye is brat
>>152847992Bears are only playing 7 playoff teams, Broncos are playing 9
>>152847923>Honestly wouldn't mind to see them win if it wasn't the da burrrs spamyfwdbwdso is a meme almost as old as /sp/. I want to see this board break under the sheer weight of burr posting.
>>152848008Be nice to me
>>152847972I would say it's already proven
>Muh schedule
The Lombardi should go to the team with the best postseason record.
>>152848020Ridiculous thought
Packers last win: at home versus the BearsBears last win: at home versus the Packers
Pattoids really think they’re gonna beat the chargers, lol
>>152846171Too bad this chick ruined her 10/10 tits. Idk why women with perfect boobs do this, I could understand getting a reduction if you have some ugly saggers that look like sand bags.
>>152847972ah yes the rams famously a team with a terrible roster and wrs
Would it be that delusional to expect a Chorgers v Rasms Owl in SanFagcisco (Santa Clara)?
>>152848035Yes
>>152848035Definitely. The Chragers would be miraculous to make it past the Patriots, they've lost to basically every other playoff team
>>152848035Big Roge already made the call.
>>152848035Yes. 7 seeds have collectively won 1(one) game in the history of their existence and that was against the Cowboys.
>>152848035On an unrelated note when was the last time there was a superbowl with empty seats?
>>15284804719191985
>burrow is terrible at tight window throws and anticipationthose are his biggest strengths kek
>>152848045They're only the 7th seed because because 4 teams had more wins than them.
>>152847798I want the bills in the owl, but I already know they will choke, but I would be happy with this outcome.
>>152848051Just because you can cherrypick, does not make him actually good at them.
>>152848051That's also clear opi
>>152848042>The Chragers would be miraculous to make it past the PatriotsLol
>>152848049NE’s weak pass rush won’t take advantage of the chargers hospital o line. And Fake Gaye’s heroball isn’t gonna work against Jesse Minter
>>152848068Not sure why that's funny because he's right.
>>1528480457 seeds have only existed for the past five seasons retard. Not a huge data set to go off of
>>152848051That just a great adjustment by the receiver
>>152848077Fraudtriots haven't beaten a single good team all year
>>152848078So in 10 games, they've won 1 game. Yeah, that is actually a pretty decent data set. We can also look at other sports that have similar poverty seeds and they have similar levels of success.
>>152848077Chargers arent a 4 win team lil bro
>>152848081Yeah so why would the Chargers be any different?
>>152848081So then nothing will change after they beat the Chargers.
Chorgers should beat the Fraudtriots, but won't :(
>>152848035That's gonna be the Super Bowl next season. sofi bowl in sofi
Patriots Bears will be the fraud bowl
>>152848086Oh no, not the Justin Herbert Chargers. The guy who has won 0 playoff games on the team that is 0-3 against the Patriots in the playoffs in the SB era. They should be shaking in their boots.
this nigga good
>>152848096So doesn't that mean they shouldn't?
>>152848102The chargers suck but they will still win
>>152848055Thanks, Madden.
>>152848116Probably not. I'm not sure why you guys are insisting on giving Pats fans free ammo by hyping Bustin Sherbert as a legitimate threat.
>>152848132I like the matchup, thats all. Pats D is not at all scary, and i think the chargers pass defense will be able to limit maye
If we beat the Bills there is no one left in the AFC I'm worried about. It will suck if we go one and done, but it will be a huge relief if we win.
>>152848083I wouldn't compare NFL to other sports like NHL, MLB or EPL. NFL genuinely has no parity and this year is wide open as any.
>we
>>152848141Grok put ropes around her wrists and ankles and give her a ball gag and make her crying and put welts on her butt.
>>152847749>He's going to throw the game away in the same fashion the last time he was in the playoffsretard
>>152848166>>152847676
>>152848150You're losing to the Texans in the AFCCG
>>152848170Please enough with the grade school clapbacks, it isn’t even self aware like “no u”
>>152848175Texans had to have a miracle comeback to avoid getting swept
>>152848175>Houston vs. JacksonvilleCBS didn't allow that matchup in the contract
>>152848059cherrypicked webms are still more than you've provided. do you have anything to add or just vibes?
Andy Reid is on the hot seat right nowhes lost the team apparently according to twitterbrett veach wants to kick him outin veach we trust type shit
Herbert legacy playoff run
>>152848203I’d say the first webm was more an amazing reaction by 83, that ball gets picked off otherwise
>>152848209Both la teams get bounced in the wild cars
>>152848213There is no chance the Rams lose to the Panthers
>>152848213The sheep are going to positively trounce the pussies this time around. Rams to cover is free money
>>152848212pause the first webm at when burrow decides hes going to throw the ball and tell me it's not great anticipation
>>152848216
>>152848220Mhmm and then should I pull you in and whisper sweet nothings so close to your ear it tickles?
>>152848220lost his edge when he started takin ozempic :(
>>152848216Already lost to em once.
>>152848216That game is what I would call a "parlay crusher"
Jerked off so much that my dick hurts when I get hard now
>>152848206veach is a complete retard so i believe this
>>152848223Man if Stafford loses to the 8-9 Panthers, I wonder if that's enough reputational damage to actually hurt or slow his HoF bid.
>>152848206That sounds retarded. Andy still has the team its not his fault they cant draft
>>152848223>>152848231>>152848233Playoff Rams are going to be a different beast. Panthers winning is not happening.
>>152848251The panthers will make it to the nfcg so the sting will be lessened
>>152848251I dunno about HoF or MVP, but I do remember that Stafford broke the record for consecutive TDs without a pick and then IMMEDIATELY threw one on the next drive lol
>>152848254>Kelce retiring>Andy definitely retiring soon too>Mahomes popped his career enderIt's over...
Would Mike McDaniel personally choose Kyler over Jameis? Someone's gonna make Fameis a QB1
>>152848267Nfl doesnt like when u break a record and then go over it further. Makes it harder for people to come near it which is less exciting than having generational talents chasing the record
>>152848275Fuck Kyler. You pick him if you want your team to die a slow, roiling death. You pick Jameis when you know your season is bullshit and over but you are going to make every single game of the season a fucking battle and randomly upset fags all year.Jameis is one of those guys who I will just watch no matter where he is because every game he's in is a circus.
>>152848269Mahomes is definitely over he has no speed and no arm strength. The chargers and broncos are gonna eat his lunch for the rest of his career until like 7 years from now and he'll win another one when people have softened up to him after he had to suffer for a minute
Is he still out there?Is he happy?
>>152848206Sounds like something a shit for brains would believe. Brett Veach is a little ass lick retard who can't draft for shit. Andy Reid didn't forget how to coach he just needs better players. Veach needs to learn his place
>>152848275Ewers is going to be QB1 for next season
>Jon Gruden>wouldn't trade Drake Maye for Josh Allen, and that the Patriots' QB will break Tom Brady's records.>$Cam Newton>Drake Maye ain't himWho is right?
Jameis should go to zona and sling dragons in the heat
>>152848289Why do you bring this dude up so much? Are you that proud that you found out who he is in real life?
>>152848297neither of them
>>152848295what team is going to be dumb enough to trade for Tua
Who are the Stoolers gonna have at QB next year?>Rodgers>Kyler>Cousins>Mac Jones>Daniel Jones>Joe Flacco
>>152848033She was on her way to saggers, they look much better now.
The NFC Conference championship is winning the Superbowl
>>152848303This is my second time posting him, I believe. And what are you talking about? He is literally one of the most iconic /sp/ reaction images lmao.
>>152848307Ryback
>>152848305Centrism is a mental illness.
>Buttfucklo shillsFaggot onions Reddit team. Go Jags
>>152848297Neither, Maybe looks like he will be a good QB, but it's insane to say he will break Brady's records.
>>152848322it's not centrist to say drake maye won't break tom brady's records.
>>152848307Joe Burrow
what HC free of their shackles takes the Titans to an AFCCG game to immediately regress by the end of their first contract?
>>152848328>>152848329He already broke one, his 72% completion percentage is better than Brady's '07.
>>152848297Cam shit talks Brady all the time too. He wants to believe he's the best QB the Patriots ever had. He'd say it out loud too if he knew he wouldn't get laughed at.Cam also hyped up Mac Jones as the next coming of christ because he didn't feel threatened by him. With Cam, he rarely ever talks anyone up unless he doesn't feel threatened by them.
>>152848334I'd actually coom, so don't say that.
>>152848336one down, 471 to go.
>>152848316Oh I thought you were that anon who doxxed him in real life and always brings him up out of nowhere. There's some random dude on here who always tries to bring him up just so he can brag about finding him for some reason.
>>152848341This storyline makes my pp hard.
>>152848035The zerofanowl
Jets are just crazy enough to believe in Russ.Cap this even
>>152848367Will the Jets finna let Russ cook?!
>>152848353You seem nervous. Are you in a meme?
>>152848338That's bitch made behavior
>jannies won their battle with JFFM and deleted him for goodooffirst his ravens get bounced and bodies and now he's getting bodied by the 4chan version of reffiesnot a good week for him
>>152848338You sound threatened by cam
>>152848369I'm the fumble cat.
>>152848367Yeah I believe instead since they're retarded and already in the same building and they stole Tyrod the same way. It's like living in an apartment and dating your neighbor just cause you don't feel like actually going out and meeting a chick
>>152848166He's the primary reason why they lost to the chiefs in the playoffs and he's going to be a primary reason again despite this being the best team he's ever been on
>>152848383If you need help creating a resume so you can get a job and stop shitposting/cooming all day let me know if I can help.
I can't really picture Trevor Lawrence beating Josh Allen.
>>152848402>surely this cake is razor free!
>>152848402He beat him with Urban Meyer as his coach
>>152848367>RussWhy the FUCK did Russ and Fields start over Winston? I am completely serious. Yes, Winston is turnover-prone, but the other two are outright bad at QB
>>152848303Everybody has this gif saved
>>152848402Blud starting watching football two years ago
>>152848385Good kitty
>>152848354didn't you get caught being a pedo
>>152848415His story is so interesting. I would unironically roof for the Jasg if my Patties get knocked off so he can finally see happiness.
>Mfw some faggot talks shit about the jags
>>152848413Fatboy was trying to save his job and thought Winston slinging it to anyone in a jersey put that plan in jeopardy.
>>152848402lol lawrence has beaten josh allen in two different countries while being a touchdown underdog in both games
>>152846171I don't know anything about fake Rugby (handegg) but who the fuck is this, mutts??
>>152848436Ryback
>>152848401Lol based. What is not based however is your takes on Donald Dumpf. Don't get me wrong I think he's shit, but I think he's shit for all the right reasons. He is zion don and always will be
look at all of these uppity jag fagsmy bills are favored even as a road team kektime to smash this booger eater into paste on the way to joshie's first ring of many
>>152848444Bills having a losing record against Lawrence and they are 0-2 against the Jags in the playoffs.
>>152848436Jayden Daniella
>>152848405There definitely is a razor in the cake, but the jaguars have a bomb in their cake and the name of the ticking time bomb is Trevor Lawrence
>>152848449*have
>>152848444T.
>>152848455Nah, we finally unlocked the Clemson Trevor we were promised from the beginning. It's over.
>>152848468But onions is healthy and the vegan based diet is the healthiest diet choice
>>152848436>handeggThe game is called “niggercollide,” newfaggot
>trevor lawrence has less touchdowns in the same amount of seasons than blake bortles>t-they are going to win it all! lol pure delusion
>>152848444Nice trips but wrong >>152848495>healthiestLongevity is not the only measure of health >>152848515>less touchdowns Fewer
>>152848297Cam Newton's opinions on White QBs should be discarded.
>>152848515Bortles was robbed of a Super Bowl
>>152848297It’s crazy how superior these angles are to the classic sideline broadcast
>>152848525That loss was on the Jacksonville coaches pussying out and calling the game scared to lose
Calamari and the 3rd pick to the Raiders for the 1st pick who says no?
>>152848540>kyler is fast>raiders like drafting fast playersMatch made in heaven
>ties single season record for most FGsnow you know truly how bad my texies are in the redzone
>>152848540That's really bad trade value but the Raiders are retarded.
Are the chargers really gonna beat the pats this week lol
Patriots trade Diggs and two 1sts for Crosby
>>152848540lol 1st round pick is like 2 1sts, 2 2nds, and a 3rd to start
>>152848562Should have used the time out to give himself another season
>>152848549Do you have anything to back that up? The patriots recievers are the best at defeating zone coverages and that's all the chargers run
why do.people.post anime? it's like going into a store with a spaghetti stained shirt and piss on your pants (or at least you are viewed the same way)
>>152848549No, but they should.>>152848579a lot of people do it
>>152848579Do you really go to stores to look at what other patrons are wearing?
>>152848566Greg Romans style is to out physical the other team and he is not going to do that with only 1 banged up offensive lineman. On the flip side, Vrabel absolutely is a out physical coach too and he actually has the personnel to do it unlike roman
>>152848579
>>152848600no but you take a look when you see a car crash on the side of the road.
>>152848609>1 banged up offensive lineman.meant to say *starting offensive lineman
>>152848619Okay but random customers aren’t a car crash and normal people are only really looking at the things they’re buying and occasionally a hot woman
>>152848579Are you mad? Do you want to pinch these cheeks? Too bad, she's my wife and you're canadian cuck
>>152848579Anime website
>>152848554Ew, no.
>>152848642If you go anywhere looking like a complete slob, I promise you, people notice
panthers win it all btw
>>152848695no. they really dontmost people are compete NPC’s…covid exposed that
>>152848666anime is fine, but not fake telephone "games" with anime aesthetics
Patriots 38 Chargers 20
>>152848712Umamusume website
new>>152843322>>152843322>>152843322
>>152848428Great white hope will throw for 3 tds and 200 plus yards
>>152848579sybau
>>152848724Thought Trent Dilfer did that in 2000
>>152848721lol nah
>>152848717>Umamusume no soup with my las vegas roll, thanks
new:>>152831503>>152831503>>152831503>>152831503
>>152848737lol lmao even
>>152848721>>152848737TWO 466 post threads!?
>>152848750That's because jannies mass deleted a bunch of peoples posts probably because someones feelings were hurt
New>>152848771>>152848771>>152848771
>>152847554>visited Las Vegas in October and put a futures bet on the Steelers to win the owl at +4500I will remind everyone forever if I win this... everyone laughed at me
