eng trail by 84 in the 3rd
>>152854721>what about the lbw???Err you might want to re-read the laws of cricket m8.
>>152854727thanks for making the new thread you fucking faggot
engshitters kek
>>152854744excuse me?
man faced cricket commentator gf
Bethell is such a cutey
why are australian women like this?
I'm an alcoholic
>>152854741wasn't playing a shot
Chinks and Jeet tourists have completely overrun by picturesque coastal NSW town because it appeared on some TikToks. I am absolutely seething.
>leave immediately warning issued 20km from my house>possible dry lighting storms today and tomorrow>high winds on fridayrip
Bethell is very sexy
>>152854767>That face with makeup>1000 matchesGrim
>>152854785I raise you Campbell Kellaway
>>152854780yeah theres gonna be some nasty bushfires these next few days
>>152854777yes he was he was trying to block
>>152854778probably love in the same town as me mate
hate when I make a shitpost then a wicket falls and I have to wait for the cooldown before I can post again
>>152854798>bazball>block
>>152854780My house got spared last time there was bushfires in my area.
>>152854790I hope it hits that coastal NSW town anon is going on about
>>152854808it's 2026 m8 bazball is dead
theyre reading the same script every time they get that fox arm tracking shit upword for word
is it true there are tons of bwc only chinese girls in australia?anyone shagged one?
>>152854767>making a man look like a woman can get matches>this is somehow some huge surpriseI doubt any male on earth gets 1000 matches in a day on a straight dating app.
>>152854828Yes, somewhatNo
>>152854819itll be the vic high country againsmoke dezi 'the coward' freeman out
>>152854833I do but that's because I'm handsome and I earn good coin
>>152854841wtf i dont remember posting this
>the terminally online right wing and weird guys at work all have asian partners
>>152854828Yes right after i let her use my work laptop to send off a few emails home
>right wing
>>152854828Yeah, went on arguably the worst date ive been on with one of themthought she might be smart since she was in finance but she was dumb and vapid as fuckended up throwing out a "drink at mine" at like 8pm because I wanted her to let me go home and to my surprise she said yesmade me wash my hands before we fucked which messed with my head for a while afterwards
>>152854850>terminally online right wing and weird>workHello Mr. ASIO agent
well done young fella
cannot fathom what it takes to settle for a gook wife lolliterally rock bottom
>>152854871I get paid by the gov to shitpost on /sp/ threads, there's worse gigs out there
>>152854805Doubtful. South of Sydney?
Wicket imminent but you didn't hear it from me.
>>152854889nah near poocastle mate. my condolences at any rate sucks hey
>>152854885sssh cunt be quiet
>>152854889Jarvis by any chance?
>>152854867>made me wash my hands before we fucked which messed with my head for a while afterwardsdid you finger your bum while you were on your date
>>152854867>made me wash my hands before we fucked which messed with my head for a while afterwardsWouldn't you want things going inside you to be clean rather than covered in whatever grime was picked up on a night out?
>>152854778at least theyre only tourists haha
>>152854918nothing, and I repeat, nothing, is going inside me mate
would've thought kfc chicken grease on the fingers would help
>>152854931>She didn't tongue your bumholeGrim. You can do better.
any town bigger than ~20k that's still relatively chink/jeet free?
>>152854867what happened after? did she flake?
>>152854943My part of Melbourne has very few and it's great
>>152854943yes but this is the last place id let anyone know
>>152854911Kiama
>>152854943Town / City,State,Approx. Pop.,% Born OverseasTamworth,NSW,"63,000",~9.5%Dubbo,NSW,"43,000",~10.2%Rockhampton,QLD,"82,000",~11.0%Bathurst,NSW,"37,000",~11.5%Devonport,TAS,"26,000",~11.8%Maryborough,QLD,"27,000",~12.1%
>>152854951>yeah theres none in my yardlol faggot
>AUSTRALIA TAKE ON THE WORLD CHAMPSsilly ch 7 don't they know we are the world champs
>>152854943>Jeet freeYes, plenty.>CheapNope. Places that had survived have had prices explode since covid, where people decided Sydney/Melbourne were too expensive so they'd buy up everything interstate.
test cricket in darwin looms
>>152854944yeah she wasnt sticking aroundcouldn't leave fast enough, even though im impartial to a lil cuddling post-coitusi think she said early in the date that i been approved by her group chat so i think she had the greenlight for a dicking down
Bethell luring the Aussies in with his eyes is against the spirit of cricket
Did you guys know that Jason "Dizzy" Gallespie was Aboriginal?
Fuck lefties. Fighting against/ignoring human nature is a folly
>>152854983women can't really "greenlight" a guy before they have any intel on how good he is in bedi'm sure all her friends also ghosted afterwards
>>152854983>yeah she wasnt sticking aroundDud root.
Owww me nuts
>>152854990>wasdid they cure him?
>>152854991Pssh, if we were all kind to each other and worked together the world would be a better place. Unironically
>>152854991Its mostly citycunts who are responsible for everything bad that is happening.from the politicians raised there to the fuckwits voting for and pushing itnuke all cities
Do your blokes like the NRMA Insurance drone cam?
>>152855004based on how shallow she was, im certain the groupchat had told her to go get that dick, queen>>152855006she was a vocal starfish
>>152854951Wattle Glen? I was just around there yesterday
>>152855033this is correctt. citycunt
>>152854983>approved by her group chatgrim times
Anyone else notice that none of the players are saying nice gazza or onya gaz
carey has dropped one!
>>152855088off the pad
>denied Garry action and subsequent shitposting
>>152855088didn't hit it anyway
The term "around the wicket" makes no sense, both sides are around the wicket.
you guys seen that "how fresh is zat?" ad on the sightscreen behind the batsman?thought they werent supposed to mention izzat?
>>152854959oh nice town mate, we stopped by there on our way down the coastlucky you
Love the triple m coverage
got a job offer in perth, worth moving to wa?
>>152855127No
>and then chad took a photo of his cock and asshole and sent it
>>152855127Do you like meth?
>>152855138kek
kek at the big fat sweaty shirtless bloke. the control room changed camera right quick.
>>152854960When Devonport is the best city on a list you know that is some grim, grim areas.
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
that was a beaut
ROOTED
fucking GONE
GONEFUCK OFFTHAT'S PLUMDON'T BOTHER REVIEWING
There was a huge black out in Adelaide earlier on.Don't worry, the cops got him
Based
ABSOULTLEY ROOTED ROOT GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
GONE GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH CUNT
we'll burn a review thanks
fuck me I must be 3 balls behind the streamforgot to fast forward it
>>152855127>Pom>In Perth34.037.241.719.222.124.930.030.931.032.133.630.930.829.4You'll die desu.
HIS LAND
holy fuck i thought that was closer lmao sucked in poot
>>152855178he didn't seem to think so!
>>152855187That was pretty close
KEKEK
>ball inside the bailumpire's decisionmany such cases
that shouldn't be out
>>152855138Haha imagine posting it here? Haha
do these cunts not understand how an lbw works or something?terrible pooviews this series
>Just clipping the bailsWhat happened to benefit of the doubt for the batsman?
Can we Khawaja a bowl, he needs to do something before his retirement
fucking umpire leaf cunt
>>152855219turned out to be a pretty good review. worth a look and didn't burn one
>>152855127Compared to the UK, almost certainly yes.
that ball tracking was a fucking yarn no way it was going that high
kek root status: POO
>>152855221Assuming England force Australia to bat again, they could send him out as the opener for one last hit.
teams should only get one review eachsick of seeing batsmen having a punt because they don't won't to go out
>>152855216nice try darcy
cam green has a dumb haircut
>>152855234agreed, half the ball was smashing the bail off in reality
>hitting the wicketswhats the problem?standard lbw, elite millimetre accurate umpiring
Give marnus a spell
>>152855220The DRS is a review, it reviews the decision. The umpire's call is given the benefit of the doubt, because technology is also imperfect. If it wasn't, it hit the bail so it would be out anyway.
how did the poms really play Pope for the first 3 tests lmao
I am a PoC (person of Cel)
You know what would be smart? Just play 11 batsmen, then there's no tail, you would just have a full top order.
any cam green enjoyer men itt? sick of all these haters lets rise up
>>152855248What’s your problem cunt? Fucking idiot
>>152855256you know when you start disliking someone and everything about them starts to irk you?
>>152855261this desu
what did i miss lads i just did of get some beers
>>152855279calm down darcy
Wish I had brunette hair, unfortunately have blonde hair which makes me look too young and free
>>152855287close LB given against poot to boland. reviewed, barely upheld on wickets
>>152855273>let the weak take the place of the strongFuck off Commie. Cricket is the white man's sport.
>>152855296Pics?
>having hair:|
Cam Green more like Has Been
>>152855296could be worse, could be bald mate or god forbid, a ginger
>>152855291Fuck up idiot, “look at me I’m posting lore, I’m such a pathetic cunt who spend all my time in here”
notice how women's romance novels only feature brown hair chadspic unrel
>>152855307
I don't remember who our keeper was before carey
blonde hair looks grim the older you get, the scarecrow look starts creeping in.
>>152855323wade
>>152855317his noggin is so large and roundlike a basketball innit
>>152855273If he takes some fucking wickets people will change their tune.
>>152855323poon and weed
>>152855316its a meme you dip
do something stupid, brook
Been using minoxidil to keep my hair thick, worked an absolute treat this year
Who's this young fella bowling for the Aussies? He looks the goods
Fun fact: the curls get the girls
good ball from green there
be kino if bethell tons up and carries his bat
why did he do it?
typical green garbage
ynr the green drop
>>152855323>the sneer of cold command
>>152855351Dunno she is sexy as fuck
>>152855346have really curly hair myself, was dating a girl for a bit, buzzed my hair then about 2 hours later was texting the gril and she said she really likes my hair. only saw her once again after that before she stopped talking to me lmao
>>152855351A man of his stature cannot be satisfied by one woman
>>152855351Real Aussie men crave slampigs not Barbie dolls
Cam Peen
hair is ugly cunt cope same with le stylish clothes
>>152855351based bimbo hunter
baking
non-player picking it up before it touches the boundary is not on
luv a good pull shot me
bethell is actually so quality
Why do bowlers only come into the squad in their mid 30s?
>>152855380whats taking so long fuckwit?
>>152855383I remember the bindians doing this in a series last year and it was giving me the shitsautomatic 6 runs to the batting team I reckon
hope bethell gets the cenno, will make the rest of the team look even shitter than they are
>>152855391get lost you peanut
>>152855398>bethell cenno>stokes comes out >2 (6) >limps off field
>>152855403don't call him a peanut
how did Stoked injure himself?having another melty?
>>152855403its a common meme you newmaggot
England could get the alphie audience with this sexy young man if they market him correctly
Peanut gallery going at it again
>>152855418His groin mysteriously started hurting right before he scored a century with the ball.
>>152855420kek got you again loser lmao
>sheet music for barmy army 4/4 - Key: Honk-------------------------------------------------------------HONK-----HONK-----HONK-----HONK-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>152855338I got side effects from minox so I gave up saving my hair.
bethell mogs our konstas :(
What is the point of Cameron Green
>>152855453battle of the zoomers
>>152855458Bit of a handicap to keep the game sporting.
>>152855458filling overs before marnus comes on
>>152855458Keeps the other players in line
>Carey is human after all I still love him
citymaggots be like 'gonna go mow the lawn between overs'
>>152855458He's tall with good hair so the selectors get the hots for him.
>>152855458hes an all rounder
>Green injures CareyCan he do anything right?
>>152855451Finasteride fucked my shit up but min and derma rolling work real good for me
>>152855458injuring carey
>>152855484Nah cunt. Its water the pot plants.
Isn't that 5 runs if the ball hits the helmet? Why am I the only person that understands cricket
Green 0/40 (6)
>were gonna have to bat again based. another chance for usman final innings duck
Reckon I might mow the lawn between the 3rd and 4th ball of the next over
>>152855508cheers mate, the commentators, batsmen and fielders all recognised it straight away but glad you pointed it out
>>152855508Yes. The ump signalled it with the heil hitler across the chest.
>>152855508They gave them the runs mate
>>152855508They did get given 5 runs.
ruralmaggots be like 'did your hear steveo hung himself in his toolshed'
>>152855508recognising your masterful (you)bait now that ive fallen for it
>>152855519>>152855522>>152855523>>152855524GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF THANKS FOR THE (You)s
>>152855524
>>152855536nah get fucked, I acknowledged it >>152855534 before you claimed it
quick, better say I got da yoos
>Three maidens in a row>Take Root's wicket because of the pressure>Let's have Green come in and give them a solid twenty off two overs
King of the homebabbies
I know you won't believe me, but I saw an albatross flying east over my house while I was in the pool listening to Joe Root's wicket get taken on the radio
i got heaps of (you)s in the first two tests but dropped off badly lucky for me i'm tall and handsome so won't lose my shitpisting spot
>>152855556hes just warming up mate only a few more years and he'll be the next starc
>>152855323The captain who got sacked for texting Alyssa Healy a picture of his balls
If England claim a lead today, they win the story
W E B S T E REBSTER
>>152855569wtf it was to alyssa???
>>152855573He should bowl a new style every ball
Cameron Green is a DEI hire
>>152855558albatrosses don't exist, they're one of those made up things to scare children, like the bogeyman or Hitler
>>152855572shut up and get me an l&p, champ
>>152855572yes but if its under 150 australia win the NoG
>>152855589>not pictured: the handsome salary and commission each team member received for their contractually agreed work
>>152855595vodka and l&p....now thats a drink
L&P is just a shit Lift
>>152855590more like a DIRE hire iykwim haha
>>152855589such is life for the email sender
>>1528555893 million for a bunch of cupcakes. What were they selling? Condoms?
does anyone know what frame rate the foxray is shot at? or what other sports use the technology??? havent heard for a while
now that's a pie
T R A VRAV
this is going to be a semen slurper isnt it
>>152855640not 100% sure but seeing as its the same tech used in the MLB and golf we might be able to find out from there!
>consuming fizzies
is that legal? kicking the ball off the stumps
>>152855656Not sure that warrants an exclamation mark
Should have appealed for hit the ball twice when he went for that run.
>>152855672awesome!
>>152855669I think as long as they don't hit it twice with the bat/hand it's ok?
>>152855669I thought you were meant to kick it between the sticks in australia! haha
if he kicked the ball to the boundary would it count as a 4?
could of, would of, should of
not falling for that mate
>>152855529lol
For particular reason I would like to announce an intense dislike of the nation-state of New Zealand
>>152855669Protecting your wicket is legal to do with anything except a hand not touching the bat. But various dismissals can occur if you do it wrong.>use hand not holding the bat to strike the ballobstructing the field (used to be handled ball)>you deliberately try to prevent a catchobstructing the field>you knocked the ball to a fielder without them giving permissionobstructing the field>you start to run after knocking the ball awayhit the ball twice
Not liking this discrimination against white collar workers. The APS keeps Australia running through its delivery of high quality services to the Australian people, meanwhile the private sector provides vital activity for our economy. Disparaging these employees in these industries as "email senders" is both offensive and incorrect.
>>152855721based
>>152855723>>you start to run after knocking the ball away>hit the ball twicedidnt he do that?
>naked fat cuntsNobody wants to see that
>>152855726go have a cry to HR about it
I don't think it's a coincidence that as soon as the cock discussion dried up, the Aussies let the english back into the game
Never had problems with girls while I look like this
>>152855754all about personality init
That Bethell bloke's not bad
>>152855759lirtarlly jsut be tlal
Todders would have had 5 by now
>>152855747theyre too busy writing diversity statements for the ceo
>>152855759Yeah I'm funny and sharp that's about it lol
>>152855736Yes. Australia didn't appeal though. And even if they did, the Umps probably step in and ask Australia to withdraw it. Or they interpret the rule in a manner that because he didn't actually go through for a run that they would give it not out.
>>152855765fucking hell i need to start proof reading my poosts
>>152855765True
>>152855779fair. wouldnt of wanted them to appeal it anyway was just wondering. cheers m8
Any particular reason you guys aren't at work right now?
>>152855779>Yes. Australia didn't appeal though.it's against the spirit of cricket to use legal but rarely enforced rules
Almost 10 million dollars for the jane mcgrath foundation, GIVE yourselves a pat on the back.
had an absolutely huge win while i was working on my project over lunch btw.
>>152855791just exported some data for a co workerwatching some streamer and eating chips till the cricket comes back on
>overstepping as a medium pacer
haven't paid attention to tennis since martina hingis quit
>>152855791I finish at 2 most days
fuck me it's muy caliente out there
>>152855812can i get some cupcakes?
I still wear wired earbuds because I feel like a dickhead wearing wireless ones.
>>152855765just be tall and good looking bro
>>152855834Stop with this disrespectful gimmick, fuckhead
>>152855836wired is back in trend tho so if you are older than 26 you will look like some freak holding onto his youth
>>152855826tennis? more like ten-arse iykwim haha
>>152855836I use wireless ones (AirPods) but apparently they fry your brain so I want to get a pair of the old wired ones
match was paying 28 dollars for the draw this morning and I put a cheeky 20 on itdown to 3.50 nowbased me
Really need a word specifically for people who think they are God when their job consists of google searching and email sending
>>152855839Is that Eudite?
2 (two) dubious umpire calls out of 3 wickets to fall this inningsbased icc coming to our story rescue
>>152855791neeting for a bit after two years of workalso it's a heatwave so i'm trying to bunker down, AC is starting to struggle
>>152855856rorters mate
stokes was up all night bumming bethell thats why he has a sore groin lol!
>>152854943I live in regional Victoria in a town of 28,000ish and we are relatively chink/jeet free, although jeet numbes have been skyrocketing in the past 3/4 years
>>152855854>match was paying 28 dollars for the draw this morningthats insane wtf
>>152855791no use
>>152855846A pair of 20-30 dollar Chinese IEMs mogs every single wireless garbage out there.
what set the tradies off?
>>152855880Since covid it's gone wild.
>>152855880they are such a fucking plague
>>152855865erm
>>152854943yes but i love there so wont be sharing. though jeets went up by 1000% recently (27 of them moved here) >>152854960>bathurst its cooked mate might as well change the name to bombaythurst
>>152855833demasiadio caliente
>live in small regional town of 5000 people>even africans moving here now
>white wirefaggotry>black wiremen of taste and quality focused
>>152855833あついですね
Albo should make all the africans and jeets move to the country. the big towns are already full, and the country towns won't vote labor anyway, so who cares if they switch to one nation.
what the fuck is a virtual seat anyway?
this is real
what exactly is a pink seat?
>>152855940corporate greed
Copacabana, the central coast town where Anthony Albanese purchased his 4.3 million dollar property has zero indians living there according the to the Australian bureau of statistics
Why is everyone doxxing themselves
>>152855939literally what he is doing mate. immigrants get told where they have to move and its switched to regional towns since hes been in power. why the fuck would a jeet immigrant move to fucken tamworth of all place? big country music fans??
https://youtu.be/CZFylwm5JvM?si=aBdikBUMTfq-CQAH&t=227AHHHH ME LEG
>>152855854Post slip you lying retard
>>152855939The Indians move regional to buy farms already.
Wickie?
>>152855954Won't be long: I'm seeing more and more brown cunts not getting off the train by Hornsby by the day. Dread the day they're not getting off by Gosfrod.
will bethell make his cenny
>>152855964jeets ROCKEDtradies SHOCKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T7X5bJ2E8k
the summer reading
>>152855943peak nepo baby
it's fascinating how even normies see the indian immigration situation as somewhat of an issue volumes
>>152855939Why? Citycunts voted for all this shit and should have to deal with it.
>>152856003Liberals and Nationals support it as well. Everyone voted for this shit inadvertently.
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT DOTS ON THE KEEPERS EYES IN THE FOXRAY WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TRYING TO CONVEY
>>152856003have a look at where liberals/nationals (most pro immigrant party) has won their seats
>>152856011Nationals lol, country people always support the biggest sell outs known to man
this has been the worst series i have experienced for stream reliabilitykeep switching slow and dead streams all day and then bbl streams after work flawlessly
crickets back on fellas
holy fuck that x ray of Carey catching a ballwhat the fuck is wrong with these cunts it's so meaningless kek
>>152856011majority of politicians are from cities and universities citycunts created the problem. citycunts should deal with it
>>152855991didnt know slim dusty was based like that
Is Bethel form Bethelhem?
>>152856024my kayo has been better than everim not even getting the memory leak freezes any more
>>152856036mine has been crashing about once an hour have to close the tab and open a new one to get it to work again
I watch LIVE and FREE on channel 7
>>152856046id use 7 but the ads shit me to tears its honestly less frustrating listening to alyssa and having kayo crash
Don’t have an AC in my apartment, simply don’t need one
you say.... i only hear what i want to
>>152856046>this boomer has a glorified coat hanger plugged into his tv
just woke up
ENGLAND ARE WINNING
>>152856051yeah will do absolutely everything I can to avoid adswhy isnt there an ad-free (but more pricey) service one can sign up to?
>australian fielding
>>152855620Tastes nothing like lift you retard
ausgods...
This is going to be a draw, isn't it.
>>152856067didnt the old auscricket app have compeltely ad free streams? back in like 2013
the sound a direct hit makes is so sweet
England just need to baz out a quick 300 here
>>152856088whats better, a perfect drive off the middle of the bat to a pace bowler, or smashing into middle stump full tilt
>>152856058good lad
I do not like air conditioners. The air blowing on be is simply annoying.
>>152856100autism
>>152855940Just buy it, stop asking questions
>>152856098it's middle stump full tilt for melooks the most kino too
>>152856099anyone know of american intervention in any of these counties?
>>152856076tastes like a butt lift
genuinely happy for bethell if he makes a ton
>GATCH ITWhy didn't he catch it?
>>152856100Yep, windows down in the car is also terrible
>>152856067>>152856051I just have the remote within arms reach and hit the mute button every over, and wicket, and lunch, and tea...rather than that give murdick any of my money.
Absolutely loving the triple m comm this summer, gonna miss it, feel like I’m mates with hads, Dan ginane, bumble, blewey, waughie, tubby and all the boys (except howie)
Once again.... the fieldersman refused to catch it after being asked to
CATCH THAT KHAWAJA WHAT THE FUCk
what were the gimmicks from this series?>rugshitter >alyssa hating >foxray >email sender >citycunt >duckett drunkposting >stokes melty >golf is a muslim steretype surely there was more/better ones
pisses me off when I couldnt buy tickets to this and theres a lot of empty seats
>appeal that hard>don't review itpussy behaviour
>>152856103No, it's just annoying, still air is comfier>>152856116I generally don't mind this, strangely enough
>>152856143Making me sad reading the list knowing it’s nearly over mate
>>152856143Homosexuality
>>152856148just buy a virtual seat
>>152856143cameron green having potentialbeen a meme for years though
England should declare and bowl Australia out as the light fades
Good to see England trying to score rather than playing for the draw.Would be great to see us go into bat with like 5hrs to make 150 runs and our top 5 just memeslog T20 style ftw
>>1528558121 million for cancer nurses and 9 million in Glens pocket
>>152856143artisanal images
>>152856162Buy this seat *puts bare arse on your face*
>>152856143email sender is just laptopthumbing which pre-dates this series
>>152856109is this ai?
>>152856173yeah this could probably be added
>>152856172Looking grim for African wildlife.
>that grim time between the end of the cric and the start of the footythink ill do the usual and get my yearly political opinions from pol for a month then unleash then unleash them on my [football code of choice] general
imagine being the chick bethell rooted in noosa and being like watching tv and texting your mates and saying “I rooted him”
>>152856172Is this true or are you just slandering a cancer charity?
>>152856180nah mate I think it's a cat
>chick
>>152856193Boland going to root him next
>>152856190Does /pol/ support a royal commission into antisemitism?
>>152856190I’ve started working on my gimmick for /afl/, it’s gonna fucking create history
Cricket is such a gentlemans sport anons holy fuck
starc looks like a great big poofter
citycunt seething at old mate assuming genders
>>152856143>projects >champion (though this was kind of around before)
>>152856197What’s your fucking problem dickhead?
>>152856188i've seen about 5 different charity ads running in breaks on the bong streamsand in extended breaks, they have some shit they roll out with michael holding whinging on about racism and saying diversity is the messiah
>>152856214yeah probably both of these too
>>152856205Why do we need a royal commission to work out muslims don't like jews.
bethells dad looks like a proper cunt of a dad
>>152856206Miss prostitute reviews in /afl/. Hopefully you'll rate the girls at Ginza.
>>152856216Kek, almost got me there
Whoever said they'd take Bethel scoring a cenno over Green, go hug your mums
>>152856223>implying the royal commision into anti semitism will have anything to do with muslim immigration and not just be about punishing white people with the wrong opinion
>Comfortable hundred on day 46mm of grass (ROAD) was a mistake.
Pope is gone forever now, yes?
>>152856228kek
Its getting hot in the house now ahhhhhh
One of the more notable cric happenings this summer was the narrative shift against citycunts who used to smug post a lot. Tend to stay quiet now and keep the smug posting to a minimum
>>152856143>I created half this listI really am /cric/
a century bethell shall not have
>losing to a twinkGrim
BethGOD will save English cricket
>warner wondering if hes planned his celebrationgod his priorities are so wack
GONE GOTEEEM
Considering turning on a second air conditioner. Yes, I am a billionaire.
>>152856260that means warner planned his which is extremely gay not surprising for the mental (and physcal) midget though
get em out pls
just finishing up the new ink
>>152856264just open the fridge door mate
>>152856264i have had two going since 8AMt. trillionaire
Is 3/22 good?
>>152856279i live in a fridget. gorrilionaire
Someone needs to invent a microwave that cools things down
Baking
gotta admire the young fellas patience
everyone holding their breath
>>152856297same
If you keep all of your windows and blinds closed youd be surprised how cool.your house remains.Im sure most of you are aware of this but the amount of retards ive met through my life who think opening your windows and blinds in the heat helps in any way is concerning
>>152856303Brook on the other hand swinging like a retard
>>152856297hurry up you puchred junky dog
is brook a tailender?
JUST HURRY UP AND SCORE IT FFS
I just want him to score 100 so bad…..such a cute little twink
>>152856303agree mate top tier innings against Australia C
dot...dot...dot
>>152856307mother in law will run 3 air cons with the door open.
dont worry lads, t20 on later
*tees off* was a good gimmick but the bongbro didnt stick to it enough for it to really last
>>152856307i do this and i put the aircon on 24 early in the morning and the house never gets hot and i don't use too much power
>>152856319they should call a maiden over a double ellipses lol
>>152856321PUSH MEAND THEN JUST TOUCH MESO I CAN GET MYSATISFACTIONSATISBRRR BRRR BRRRBABAPAA BRRR BRRR BRRR BRRR BRRRR BRRBRRR BRRR BRRR
>>152856321*worries*
ausbros.... we let the noodle haired zoomer get a wicket now he's going to get a century... it's over....
>>152856307>beautiful day>hide in the dark
>>152856333went surfing at 6am in pristine glassy conditions cunt, already seen the best the day has to offer
England will drop him for showing this much patience
TESTICULAR TORSION
I KNEEL BETHGOD
>>152855039>she was a vocal starfishthat's every asian woman
onya m8
finna choppin these aussies no cap skull frfr
BETHGODASED
Top knock
>dad in tearsawww
Did it with a boundary too good on the bloke
How old is he?
>Bethell was born in BarbadosIs England really incapable of fielding English born players?
>the pitch has not been easyuhhhh what kek
Top DAD
wp Bethell scoring your tonne of slug offspin
HE'S GOT HATRICKON HIS BIRTHDAY
wish my dadza was that proud of me
cenno against AusGODs on dayboo should count as a cenno fiddy
>>152856228take it back
>50 overs, 213 runsWould've been a good score in a ODI. This is meant to be a day 4 pitch, instead it's a fucking road.
MISTER CRAWLEYWHAT WENT ON IN YOUR HEAD
>>152856367gotta achieve something first sunshine
>>152856346He’s gonna destroy so much Aussie pussy tomorrow night and maybe my boypussy if he is interested hehe
>>152856370Idiot
>Stokes not to be seen anywhereSEETHING
>>15285635922 (twenty two)
good knock lad
>smidgr bowled slug to get the kids over the lineAussie moral victory
is it cucked to clap for an opponent's cennyfeels like it's 50/50 whether people do it or not
>>152856380Do we have any good 22 year olds, or is it only Konstas?
>>152856377weakling
>>152856388campbell kellaway just turned 23
>>152856384Shan't ever clap for England or IndiaAny other nation id clap.
>Bring in BethGOD>Win gamesIt was that easy all along
>>152856384its ok in test cricket m8 gentlemans game
>>152856388WeibgenPeakeDixonVidlerhave to wait till theyre 35 to get a look in though
Pope, 2025-26
>>152856388>Konstas>GoodThere's a reason half the test team are old men. Simply dont have any youngsters to replace them.
Well done, BethellNow can Aussies please take that twink out?
>>152856362yeah, only 4 centurions in 2.5 inningspossibly 5 if webster wasn't stranded
the game is slipping away
>elite proper test cricket century from a new youngcunt >brook at the other end batting like an absolute retard
Brook could learn a thing or two from his batting partner
wicket looms
>>152856410Yeah we do, selectors wont give them a shot and let them rot in shield against seething unc never has beens
>>152856388connolly+ murphy just turned 25 but aus refuse to play him
hugh weibgen will be elite
>>152856411>sebbo fancies blokesNo surprises here
>>152856411we tried
>>152856411BethGOD will score a double. Harry Kook needs to get off my screen
>>152856428He has a retarded name so I don't like him
>>152856431Go fuck yourself, cunt.
>makes every woman in the stadium cream herself
Review in the loo!
pooview
THATS GONE
>>152856428hes looked pretty average recentlypeake and kellaway look much better
RIGGED
GONE FUCK OFF
BEAU WEBSTER THE GODGREEN COULD NEVER
THANKFUCKCAREY IS ELITE
>>152856428keep hearing how he is the next wave and every time i see him play, he is a dud
>>152856428>huge weeb jannyhmm
Oh, that's close.
Based and elite Carey
Fuck off Harry Sook
B R A V O A L E X
Did Carey think that was out or not?
GOTTEM GONE.
based neanderthal
>we didnt play a specialist spinnerthank god for big beaualso fuck off cam green
GOTTEM SEEYA BROOKY>>152856447NVM KEK
hairy chook mogged by bethCHAD
Based Carey sticking up for his mate>>152856470Yeah, he told Smith to review when Beau said it was too high
I CANT BELIEVE IT TELL YA STORY WALKING
>>152856455>>152856466Why are we praising Carey for an LBW?
i loved broad SEETHING at websters "Part Time" offspinhe bowled it up until 2021
oh no, should've ran down the wicket again
>>152856474surely hes gone after this bbw mogged him something severe
You can't blame the ump for not giving that. Shot played, huge spin, question on height.Crazy good review.
wow. that's gotta be the closest you can get a non umpire decision lbw
Green needs to never play again as long as webster is fit
kek called it
>>152856483>>152856479
>wicket>it wasn't bethGODnot looking good for aus
Where the fuck is Stokes?
>>152856483pushed for the review
Don't see Green getting DRS review wickets.
>>152856483Based my mum asking me stupid questions during the cric
How can a wicky see where the ball hit?
>>152856492>Green needs to never play againfixed
Anybody bacon?
>>152856505Literally his job to watch the ball mate
>>152854871he's not me retard
>>152856496Chemtrails got him.
>>152856505foxray will explain this by showing where his eyes are
>>152856515yeah mate
Will Jacks... nevermind
England capitulating
todd murphy seething
>>152856515yes
GONEJACKS OFF
>DRS is meant to overturn the howler>Bowler didn't even think it was out, just review it for the heck of itDisgraceful use of DRS desu.>JacksKEK.McGrath type catch for the pink test.
BONGLAPSE ANUS
BEAU THE GOD
THE COLLAPSE BEGINS HAHAHAHAHA
GREEN
will jacks?
Green redemption arc begins
home after a long day of hanging doors, hope the crickets been good :)
>>152856505>literally keeps the wicket>huh? how could he ever know?waiting for the inevitable I was trolling for yous follow up
CAMERON GREEN IN SHAMBLES
>Green takes a good catch off Webster's bowlinghuh
BBW always on top
>>152856523basedany idea how they snagged this tech?
can we never see Green again in a test match please now
it all comes tumbling down
>arrive>do everything>don't get picked next tour
englel ladsenglel
Spazballers can't handle BethGOD playing real Test cricket. They're doing this on purpose. SAD
kek SLUGOD
UH AH GLENN MCGRATH
webster a smokey for player of the match
>>152856409Jacks, 2025-2026
THE COWARDLY STOKES NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
sad how that that catch works against his spot in the team since it's a wicket for his replacement
CAN BAT CAN BOWL
GREENOUTWEBSTERIN
beau webster chads, we took a wicket, but green took a speccywho wins there?
>ywn jump on and lift up your teammate and friend after ding something amazing in front of thousands on live tvjdimsa
>>152856564Saving himself for a HEROIC #11 stand.
>be green>know if you drop another catch you'll be crucified and probably never play for Australia again because Australians don't tolerate shit fielding unless you're scoring 200 or taking 7 wickets an innings.>know that if you take the catch you're never playing for Australia again because of Webstertough decision
>>152856515No, but I have pea & ham soup in the slow cooker
>slug getting wickets bowling door knobs
>>152856566ultimate cucking desu
lets just ride out this thread till the end of the series lads
it's begun
Are Starc and Boland frauds?
>>152856569Green hasn't taken more than one wicket in a game this series.
>>152856580why in fucks name would you eat that gnarly shit in the middle of summer
always feels weird seeing tall cunts bowl spin
WEBSTER IS THE ALL ROUNDER AUSTRALIA NEEDS
Bethel is going to carry his bat.
>>152856535thisthere should not be 15 seconds to decide to reviewit should be 3 or 5 seconds that way it is only used on howlers
Is 5/37 a good score lads?
>>152856592kek
>>152856587no mate, theyve been overbowled this entire series due to hazelgod, cummins and lyon being injured
>cameron green loses his spot in the team by taking a great catch kek
Webster looks like a medieval men-at-arms or brigand.
>>152856541will jacks off mate but you can still tongue carse
>>152856592>>152856593so that's why he kysed himself
elite camerawork
>>152856591>get free xmas ham from work>have bone & off-cuts left>
Green and Webster can both play together
>>152856593ynr Sulieman Benn
is cameron green a poof?
>>152856602Australia 2nd innings all out for 20 confirmed
>>152856601>>152856535>plumb lbw>not given get fucked faggots the correct decision was made
just running down my 300 second captcha new thread coming right up
>>152856619bullies usually are
>>152856614Not cricket though
>>152856607marnus looks like a medieval peasant
>>152856620We have Marnus, Khawaja, Weatherald and Green batting, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>152856605>professional athletes hahaha
>>152856578>know if you drop another catch you'll be crucified and probably never play for Australia again because Australians don't tolerate shit fielding unless you're scoring 200 or taking 7 wickets an innings.wait, why did we tolerate usman then?
>>152856622why are you taking so long fuckhead
stokes for nightwatchman
Stokes will walk out at 11 limping theatrically, hit a couple of sixes before getting bowled by a straight one, get called "brave" a few times, then criticise the rest of the team in the post-match presser
>>152856592Imagine the accent
Need a new thread
goodnight sweet prince
>>152856638that is none of your concern chickenlegs
>>152856647sweet dreams x
>>152856647>tfw no hot alcoholic gf ive had one or the other. very rare to find both
just wait im about to bake
>>152856649based undercover postmaxxer
>>152856641Based wizard casting foresight
>yeah nah we think there’s nothing in the pitch for the spinnersmeanwhile fucking webster turning it sideways
>>152856652can i interest you in one isa guha
Reckon wait till it’s archived
>>152856637He's got 70 test catches so he's not that bad.
sorry lads been in a meeting with a clientneed me to bake?
>>152854727>>152854727>>152854727>>152854727>>152854727>>152854727
stokes isn't even in the country
Im baking
>>152856562It will bd Travis Head unless Webster gets 3 more wickets, which I hope he does. Cam Green is a smokey for shittest cunt though.
okay i'm baking gimme 2min
>>152842726>>152842726>>152842726>>152842726
>inb4 two bakes seconds apart
>>152856670In the back of a Blackhawk on the way to Manus Island.
>>152856621>Ball hit the front pad (NOT OUT)>Third umpire judges it based on where it hit the back leg (OUT)Absolute howler. Should've used DRS to overturn the third umpire's bedshit.
im actually baking so no one else do it
EDGEDGONE
>>152856680Dastardly
new thread is upits in the cataloguenot linking it to deter the bots
>>152856641hmm
nobody bake im nearly there
i'll make one then you lazy cunts
>>152856680based
getting this bad boy to 1000
>>152856647corrrr
>>152856689Me watching Chaturbate streams
>>152856692OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THREAD WAR NOW
>>152856691Thanks mate, lgm
DO NOT MAKE ONE I AM ABOUT TO FINISH THE BAKE
>>152856692I steal the good comments from /cric/ for the sweet sweet reddit korma
Game would already be over if Lyon was playing.
>>152856692oh NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONO
Michael Nebster
>>152856692You have to go back and stay there redditcunt
it's so hot outside it's like a really hot place
667
TIME TO GET OUR DEDICATED SPINNER ON
>>152856708>kormagood morning sir
>>152856718PUT SMITH ON
>>152856686third ump judges it based on predicted trajectory, front or back padhit in line, leg before, crashing into middle and legshut the fuck up you dumb fucking faggot
Why does England hate VB bros?
it's based how carey never looks fatiguedeven keeping all day when it was 40 degrees
>>152852658
>>152856729Used to drinking crap craft beer
>>152856727Clipped the front pad first, outside the line, which makes it an automatic not out.DRS knob guy missed that and went with the contact on the back pad which was in line, which allowed it to be given out.
>>152852658>>152852658>>152852658>>152852658
dirty chook
