bbl soon
Pissed that slug hasn't played every test
>>152857611thanks for making the new thread you fucking faggot
>>152857626pardon?
can ipl teams get a refund? will they send green out match after match while he fucks up all aspects of the game?
isnt the ipl the league that pays the players the lowest percent of the revenue?like peanuts compared to football, nfl or mlb
>>152857640The IPL is the greatest sports league in the world
>>152857640yea its like 10% or smth bbl is like 60
>>152857640Yes, good luck getting some kind of player's association up and running in India though
ive got wicked thoughts brewingand the evil deeds ive doneim looking for a reasonfor a reason not to runbecause I've always been darkwith light somewhere in the distance
>>152857668emo hours?https://youtu.be/L6tHMDaGgho
Might be time for dinner I reckon
bbl later (based bouldering Leeds)
>Conflicting reports have emerged from the ICC's call with the BCB on Tuesday over Bangladesh travelling to India to participate in the upcoming men's T20 World Cup.>ESPNcricinfo has learned that in a virtual call on Tuesday, the ICC told BCB that it was rejecting the latter's request to play Bangladesh's matches outside India due to security concerns. The ICC is understood to have told the BCB that Bangladesh will need to travel to India to play the T20 World Cup or risk forfeiting points. The BCB, though, has claimed no such ultimatum has been relayed to them by the governing body.>There has also been no official communication issued by either the BCCI or BCB on the outcome of Tuesday's call, which was arranged by ICC after BCB wrote in on Sunday asking to "consider" moving Bangladesh's matches outside India.ICC (Indian Cricket Council) at it again
What's your Handsome XI for this Ashes?
Another two days of this heat is no good
>>152857683that would be unfair, like when pakistan hosted and india played all their matches on the same pitch in dubai, and everybody else had to travel to them
>>152857692ynr when india refused to sell tickets to paki fans in the world cup for ind v pak games
>>152857683Total shitshow, the BCCI made an IPL club release a Bengali player. Impossible to have a trouble-free ICC tournament with them.
>>152857695bit of a fucked up situation when 1.5 billion jeets are competing for 100k tickets at most in a stadiumi'm almost surprised every ticket isn't auctioned off
I wonder if captain amazing will call for a boycott if bangla arent included in the WC
>>152857705Don't think Bavuma cares too much
>ynr pakistan hosting an icc tournament where the final wasn't in pakistan
>>152857705hope he does chuck a big old asterisk over whoever wins it
>>152857710>pakistan had to play a game outside of their own country in their tournament
Business Idea: Get rid of the T20 world cup
Business idea: cricket island
business idea: get rid of bindian cricket
Have England (dare I say it) won the narrative of the Ashes?
>>152857724>>152857720these are the same idea
>>152857729no
>>152857733Ok, was just checking
>>152857720>>152857724*saves cricket*
>one more day of (real) cricket left until august
>>152857742eng vs nz test series in June should be a even battle
bethell has a serious set of british teeth on him kek
dead thread
finna llen?
>>152857640>>152857660If memory serves, when they were talking about Green getting $4.2m on ABC radio (he doesn't get all of it by the way, more like $3m) they said that the IPL gives the players ~2.4% of the venue.So if the IPL had the same revenue share as the NBA (~50%), Green's deal would've been around $80,000,000.Essentially, it prints an absolute shit ton of money and it all goes to the BCCI / owners. This allows them to buy up all the other teams/countries quite easily.
*house lights dim for no reason**taps mic*mic check...hello? halo? WHO said echo??and a one, and a two, and a three...to the tune cats in the cradle...alri...gimme liek a low G…fellasno...lower…yeah, that one.…that’s an A minor situation innit¿here we go..Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin....BAZBALL CUT...yhpotts and stokes and root,silver spoon, man on the moon,baz says “play your shots,” nods once, disappears,root pads up again like he’s been here for years.stokes told the kids, “just swing, it’ll come,”potts bowled his lungs out, got none for none,root made runs while the others played vibes,scoreboard blinked: collapse.again. surprise.* half-chorus, audience already sweating*and the lads grew up with confidence high,no leave outside off, just hopes and a sigh,when the urn floated off...yeah, right on cue...silver spoon.man on the moon
>>152857771Gee whiz, jeets are better jews than the jews
>>152857742>Shield>County>Eng vs NZStill plenty
>>152857785im a cazzie
>>152857785>Shieldcorrrrrr
>>152857779will work on getting bethell into dis x
>>152857796oh and CARSE !
Thanks, Ginza.
>>152857805you're not me retard
>>152857805*was there for you*
have any of you actually been to ginza or is it just a big meme
>>152857823nah havent been to ginza but been to its sister establishment, sakura57
>>152857823Anons like dealing with trafficked girls who can't speak English.
>>152857830i unironically only fuck asian hookers so i dont have to talk to them cant drop my spaghetti that way
ginzamumzasiszaanon rooted a gin
BBL is so rubbish, holy shit this is boring
>>152857837im feelin supersonic
>>152857837>mumzaIs this establishment any good?
>>152857849was ok but it closed in 2015
>>152857836kek so truewhite hookers hit too close to home
I'm pretty girthy at 12cm. Can Asian pros handle the BWC or do they refuse clients due to their size?
>>152857861your cock is not a foot wide
'Gades or 'chers?
gades seem the underdogs but theyve got off to a good start here
>>152857744certain neek will certainly be tuning in for that one
more like GAYdes kek gottern
>>152857742
trust behrendorff to start bowling well again against the scorchies
>>152857823It’s a shill
>>152857880Haha oh no no no no no
how long you reckon the test will go tomorrow?got a meeting till 11 but could go straight after that and be there ~10mins later
>>152857894Starts early (10am), England will lose their last two wickets inside the first 30 minutes.Australia will take 1-2 hours to chase it down. So around lunch time for the finish.
POV: you stop dressing like a boy in public
>>152857917kek
>>152857903shame that england minipoollapsed todayprobably wont buy a ticket and will end up regretting it
>>152857933it'll be over in an hour and a half
>>152857917POV: She's taller than you
Went outside and a brown colored snake came straight at meFook me i am a bit sick of this country
gotta be careful in a heatwave aye
>>152857965kekawkward dude
>>152857965few tattoo beamings into this household
>>152857965>spiderweb tattoos this faggot wouldnt last a day in prison kek who is he fooling
webm
>>152857990right here mate >>152857965
>>152857965>>152857990>>152857994nonce
adelaide has the best power surges iykwim haha
>>152857999this but my pants iykwim haha
should probably post the webm, for historical archiving purposes
>bbl hours>nonces out in force
>>152858007he's not me retard
>>152858007what are you on about?
>>152858009iykwim haha iykwim haha
Send me your old yugioh cards
There was some pain but it didn't continue to swell so i think it's fine tbqh
>>152858029Slug?
The lowest score ever successfully defended in Big Bash League (men’s) history is: 117/9 defended by the Perth Scorchers vs Melbourne Renegades on 26 December 2013 — the Renegades were all out for 111, so Perth won despite only scoring 117 batting first. �So that 117 total stands as the lowest defended score in BBL history.
>>152858026best i had was a blue eyes white dragon but i lost it when i moved
suns nearly down so I'm going to sleep goodnight lads last criggy tomorrow
Anyone know what hotel England are staying at? I’ve got a special delivery for a Mr. Jacob Bethell, IYKWIM hahah ;3
>>152858039based neanderthal
w w . wNice over desu.
>>152858041can you save money if you uber your delivery to him and get the same driver to pick up duckett and drive him to the nets?
>>152858033>The lowest score ever successfully defended in Big Bash League history stands as the lowest defended score in BBL history.quelle surprise
unironically gained a lot of admiration for jhye when anon told me he was a rocket league main
That was the most retarded play I've seen all seasonRisking 4 balls for 1 run
>>152858055he should be hung in a public forum tbqhwy
>>152858041>special deliveryspin, pace, or fast?
>Head coach Brendon McCullum and director of cricket Rob Key will be given the chance to stay on and show they can improve the England set-up, despite the Ashes defeat in Australia.>McCullum and Key have come under scrutiny after England surrendered the series with defeats in the opening three Tests.>Both men and Test captain Ben Stokes have expressed a desire to remain in their positions – McCullum and Stokes have contracts with England until after the home Ashes in 2027.>And the management of the England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) are not minded to impose the sweeping changes that often follow Ashes defeats down under.>Any decision to remove 44-year-old McCullum in particular would have been complicated by the T20 World Cup in Sri Lanka and India, beginning in February.>Instead, the future of the hierarchy now seems to rest on their willingness to accept the need for change and their ability to enact it.ECB doing nothing whatsoever, great process lads.
>>152858061based ECB locking in another aus ashes win in 2027
>pace or fast
>>152858061mccullum needs to goif he tried to corrupt my sweet bethell with his bazball nonsense im going to be angry
>>152858068tries*
>>152858058However he wants it ;)
>>152858068ECB did a fine job in making him red AND white ball head coach. Can't bin him without causing a complete implosion.
corrrr
if i was a crickets batsmaner my walkout song would hotdog by limp bizkit
>>152858081face too long nice thights but
*prepps shit, slow wicket for strikies game**be's using the same one again tonight**be's surprised that the batting men get skittled*
>tfw youll never be 10 playing cod 4 and listening to good morning revival off your ipod nano again
>>152858061Really dumb that it took them 3 games to learn the obvious lesson that is: bazball is a meme that doesn't hold up to any serious testing.Under prepared, poor strategy, and poor selections.Stokes is fine - he can stay. Bit of a wanky guy but theres no better captain in the team.McCullum can go, he seems too thick to learn the lessons from this tour. Rob Key, well I don't know how much involvement he actually has in things but if he was okay with them not having a bowling coach 6 weeks out and the preparation schedule then he also can go.
mad how much bethell mogged brook's whole series with one knock
>>152858098Brook looked like a tailender in this test
i invented anime
>>152858108KEK
>>152858108thats a laptopthumber if ive ever seen one
>>152858061Why would the coach of the test team also be coaching the Twenty20 team?
jhye richardson 19 (1)
why am i so fucking autistic
>>152858122dw smuth >we'll still hold the ashes at the end of the >week
>>152858122ease up mate, its just a selfie
>>152858108beth trying to get stokes to help out a little.webm
DROPPED THE BASHES
Brittany O'brien
business idea : look sideways and wave at the camera as youre crossing the crease during close runouts for aura
>>152858094>10>CoD4Need to be 18 to post here champ
>>152858134kek>>152858149KEK
>>152858134can someone with instagram send this to travis please
>>152858157you cant send images to randoms
Business Idea: Sell quality goods or perform skilled services with profit-making intention
>>152858163wont be investing
>>152858140>webmnonce
Business idea: sell the country to china
>>152858149OOHHHHYESSSSGAZZZAAANIIICEMAAAAATEE
>>152858170im in
>>152858162dont cunts send dickpics to celebs? have they all been lying
>>152858149ONYA GAZZAAA NICE LEAVE MOITE PRETEND YER EX WIFE AND KIDS NEVER HAPPENED MOITE
for some reason I though grace was like 6 foot 2
>>152858178what the fuck is her problem
>>152858176you send a message to them and if they accept your message request then you can send them mediabeen like this for a couple years
>>152858184state of it tweet it to/at him then or whatever
Yeah seifert is complete and utter shit
>>152858189what if his name was seifart
WHO PEED ON YER FAIRY BREAD MOITE
>>152858189kiwis thought he was gonna do anything in the wc lmao
>>152858187no u
>>152858081yummy
>>152857683if india cant safely host a tourny with all contestants playing in the country they should not be able to hostthis applies to other countries as well
>be Jake Fraser-McGurk>cheat at golf>get out
Why can’t browns run between wickets
>>152858202better at getting the runs in their undies
Had good seats today in the members lads
>>152858209corr nice lad
scorcherbros...
Dadza is on the rums and talking about the Waugh years again lads
>>152858209>pay 1000s for a membership >have to sit sideways
>>152858178reckon musclegirllad might like the look of that back
>>152858218sing him the waugh what is he good for song
>>152858219I was a members guest hence why I got the sideways view
Connolly's actually good
>>152858230reckon he will have a big t20 wctho i shan't be watching
You know who isn't good? Fraser-mcshit
big bash fomo, bedcels
>>152858245im awake mate simply wont watch big trash
>>152858230unlike t20
>>152858239I know his uncleI told him to change his name
bed fomo, justnotcricketcels
why is the thread so dead tonight?
reckon it's a sleeping on the couch in front of the split system type of night
can't believe scorchers are gonna win this. classic gaydes
Hahaha Fraser mcgruk is so fucking shit. his first big shot agaist the spinner you could see clearly see him looking up into the stands. i've never seen a clearer example (on tv) of failing to keep your head down and eyes on the ball. and he gets out to an unbalanced swipe across the line - not suprising when that's what he plays to every single ball. why did anyone ever think this guy was good?
taking a break from the bbl tonight because im a little cricketed out
>>152858308dont see what the bbl has to do with that
Thought you said 128 couldn't be defended?
>>152835594I think t20 should be better at the start of the cricket season. Reasons include it will potentially attract casual fans to keep watching throughout the season and it’s easy to watch and get into for winter sports fans of the non-cricket persuasion looking for something to do with their free weekends
what is a catch
>>152858325I don't want to talk about it.
>>152858325Umpires finally started applying the rules as they were written.Can't put the ball on the ground until you have full control of your body, innit.
>Female umpires >This shit happens
>>152858325define catching
is everybody in cricket actively retarded
>Kids giving the double Harley Reid salutes from the crowdJust not cricket
Worst batting I've ever seen.
>>152858338I already did
>>152858343Weren't watching Davie Warner last night?
>>152858325it's an interesting discussion
Don't have a single idea where any of these teams are from.Mumbai Indians Melbourne is a lot easier to understand.
>>152858325>Caught is a method of dismissing a batsman in cricket. A batsman is out caught if the batsman hits the ball, from a legitimate delivery, with the bat, and the ball is caught by the bowler or a fielder before it hits the ground.>>152858333believe all women
If it wasn't for the new helmet it would've been a Phillip Hughes.
in by a bee's dick
>dayboo
like 5 games in a row of exciting finish bbl cricket
Oh no no noWhat a choke.
horrendous striking
>>152858386had an exiting finish with your mum last night mate
oh my god for fucks sake scorchies
>>152858391
HOLY KINO
I think I'm done with sport
>aussie has no young talen-ACK
knew i should've put $10 on the gades>>152858392>exiting finish>pulling out
Just imagine if he bowled a yorker. Instead give some bounce and get hit for 6, lel.
those boos kek. city of fuckin sooks
Gaarm chads stay winning
beta bitch city: perth
Lads, gleba is making me feel like a major brainletit is so shit though having to deal nearly everything fucking spoiling thoughMight try just setting up the base like nauvis smelting arrays and just dropping a nutrient makers when needed
Ah, a fine example of sports corruption at its finest...Blatant cheating tonight. The man that should have been out scores the winning runs...How the FUCK did the 3rd umpire come up with that not out call??!!Yeh im mad, and i dont even have any skin in the game... I hate both of these teams, its just that i hate the melbourne inbreds more.
hats off to perth for being the most fanatical BBL fansalways merched up and not afraid to boo when appropriate
aztec gf 2026
Hopefully peake doesn't get mind broken like konstas and can be useful for theaAustralian sides soon enough
that catch rule is bullshit
Wasn't watching. What was the controversy?
>>152858403The match winner was caught out 3 overs beforehand. Cheating really.
>>152858431That Peake dude was clearly out, but some fucken dud umpire saw what noone else saw and reckons the ball hit the ground and gave him not out. Peake went on to score the crucial game winning runs.
>>152858431Guy took a catch while falling backwards. Grounded the ball twice (initially falling backwards, secondly when rolling over backwards) before he had control of his body.
Just watched the replay. He face plants the ball into the grass before he has control of his body, not sure where the issue is
sounds like a really good spoort you guys have there
>>152858444trips confirm
rigged sport. shit sport. dead sport.
sounds like we are taking our rule technicalities from baseball now as well
who cares if he didn't have control of his body as long as he caught it on the full
That catch would always be not out in a test therefore it should be not out in t20, simple. If you start making rules on vibes there's no integrity
>>152858456this guy sucks at parties
today i will remind them
>>152858451t.
>>152858459>noooooo you can't celebrate hitting the winning runs off the last ballkek
>>152858462this clip becomes 10/10 when he spits on himself
>>152858462honestly top 5 hardest ive ever laughed in my life state of him
>>152858462the spit onto himself at the end is so good jej
S A M EO L D A U S S I E SA L W A Y S C H E A T I N G
>>152858460yeah but he looked good while doing it, clearly out
>>152858469this guy is good at parties
you guys are getting incredibly wound up about a notcricket result
what proxy service do you use, zachy?
so no more bbl tonight? can we get back to shit/blogposting?
>>152858479Naked attraction on arena channel... some good pussy viewing. check it out bro.
>>152858449But enough about baseball…>>152858178Phwoar
>>152858486based stuck in 1998 lad
remember when ben stokes knocked a bloke out onto concrete but it was ok because he was defending gay people
was dad's birthday today, went over to see him but he wasn't home so i left him a note
>>152858500thank you for sharing
>>152858500Milk is hard to find nowadays.
>>152858497biggest chad in the team desu. dont think harry brook could knock out a tied up cat
>>152858493the show started in 2016
>>152858500its my dads birthday today, he woulda been 70 years old, but he died in 2018 from pancreatic cancer :(
>>152858516agent orange?
>>152858516F
>>152858517whats that mean?
>>152858523agent orange was the powder they dropped on the forrest in vietnam to kill the leaves so they could see to the floor. gave the soldiers pancreatic cancer amongst others. got my grandadza
was a really hot day today here. always said i hated the heat but didn't really mind it today. i suppose i convinced myself i hated it more than i actually do.
>>152858529oh, nah it wasnt that, he was a heavy drinker though... but i think it was genetic, cause grandad died of prostate cancer and one of my uncles died from pancreatic as well.... im fucked man if it runs in the family...
>>152858535sorry to hear that mate. chin up hopefully cancer will be solved by the time we are at that age
>>152858459>15 "haha" reactions to a post-match emotional outburst postyeah bigboomer is a shithole full of mean spirited nasty cunts.
the virgin test cricket vs the chad bbl
>>152858459>drugs are bad mackay >drugs are bad>from mackay pick one
>>152858529For some reason I'd combined napalm and agent orange to be the same thing in my mind. Thanks.
>>152858462And we still fucked up that chase. How embarrassing.
>>152858551both were/are made by dow chemical thougheveragent orange gets mentioned alot less becuase it killed alot of allied soldiers whereas napalm flogged the enemy
>>152858542hope so cause shit man im pushin 40, they all died in their 60's so i guess i got at least 20 yrs for them to find a cure for cancer :)its a terrible way to go though... i want my death to be quick and painless!
just learnt that agent orange and napalm aren't the same thing lads
>>152858559>i want my death to be quick and painless!i can help you with that *be's pushing you to the cliff edge*
Thinking that the Aussies choke tonight.Time to put a few grand on England and Draw.
>>152858559IM PUSHING 30YOURE KICKING 40s DOOR DOWN
>>152858564:D
>>152858565what sport is this relating to?
>>152858559Was the uncle's prostate one also slow? Thought that was typically diagnosis -> dead in 3 weeks sort of deal.Modern men also deal with increased risk of throat cancer (even more so than previous generation's smokers) because they perform oral sex on women.
both my grandfathers died with heart issues, one died from his heart issue
>>152858550it's a south park reference you silly zoomer
>>152858574*pancreatic
>>152858574nta but my unc had it and got it cut out about 7 years ago now. he has to wear a nappy now but hes still kicking. dadza def has it too. pissed every 30 minutes but refuses to go to the dr no matter how much i push him>Modern men also deal with increased risk of throat cancer (even more so than previous generation's smokers) because they perform oral sex on women.lucky me
>>152858068>if he tried to corrupt my sweet bethell with his bazball nonsense im going to be angryBazball is the only reason he's in the team. Bazball is more than just muh aggressive batting. It's doing things like picking a guy who's never scored a FC century. Picking a spinner who doesn't have a county contract.
>>152858574nah prostate is a slow killer... grandad lasted 2 yrs with it from diagnosis...pancreatic is far more deadlier... got dad in 7 months but for some reason my uncle lasted 3 yrs from diagnosis... luck of the draw i guess.
>>152858592>nah prostate is a slow killer... grandad lasted 2 yrs with it from diagnosis...Yeah, brainfart/typo. Meant pancreatic cancer for the fast killer.My understanding is that every man if they live long enough will get prostate cancer, but in general it's slow growing enough that something else will kill them first.Obviously different strains of cancer and not what happened with popza, but in general.
Pink Floyd looms
>>152858602crisp, anything in particular?
>now playingThe Jezabels - Endless Summer
>>152858598yep cancer sux... watching the ashes today and they said 1 in 2 people get cancer in their lifetime... scary scary odds!
>now playingJim E. Brown - I Know I'm Going to Die of A Stroke
>>152858602i'll see you on the dark side of the loom
Watching Babe lads, how did they teach all the animals to talk?
2 out of 2 people will die in their lifetime
>>152858602MOTHER DID IT NEED TO BE SO HIGH?
>>152858615with treats
>>152858616gimme 10 milly ill see if i can do something about it
>>152858616What about people who have never lived? Can they still die?
*drinks beer*
so you think you can tell bevan from bethell, root's smile from paine's
>>152858591He made his first FC century in a test? That's sick ngl, hope he gets his 150 tomorrow
>>152858631can you tell greens fielding, from a cold stokes fail?
>>152858627Life begins in the testicles
nah, they've gone too far making me count the spikes on stars.
just found out isa is 5'1
>>1528586616 is perfect
>>152858628Bit in this
>>152858666on the bundy again mate?
>>152858663
>>152858676onya richo
uhh mods?
>>152858676those all look awkward, just pick her up ay
>>152858661Thought I'd been promoted from the dice. This sucks worse.>>152858684>Greeting kiss is also a workout
>>152858689greeting kiss on top of head
hankering for a bouldering
>>152858578lmao
Zooper Doopers got a workout today.
unlike ol bingo wings
Good morning lads. Will BethGOD get a double cenny today?
there's a benchmark on kilterboard called Bingo Wings lmao
What's ol' 'oothpick arms yapping about this morning then
morning cric, had a VERY erotic dream about JaQT BethGOD last night
toothpick a-ack
i can actually max it but not for many
>>152860071feast fit for a king that
>>152859265Nah, he will get stranded or will get out trying to force runs while he has the chance.
>>152860508well I guess this is undeniable proof
aha yh...
>>152860508do you get paid by the gym for your time spent with your arm stuck in the machine weights like that?
leave my zachy alone
bullish on zachy's chances this year2026 is the year he will finally make some friends and maybe even a gf
have 11 friends
Got the flu ladsI kind of like the shakey part haha
>>152861696id have about that number of close friendsthen prob another 40 loose friends
all of my friends are loose iykwim haha
vaccines weaken the immune system
>>152861771ok
just saw a podcast arguing that Matt Corby is Australia's best ever musicianlol, lmao even
not known for their musicians not known for the writers not known for their IQ
All I want is an enthusiastic blowjob from a non-fat woman. Is that really too much to ask for?
>>152861915Yet still the best at it
Think I might drag the coffee on the floor for a bit then claim it's ok and there's nothing wrong with it to the colleagues.
>>152862238this one seems personal
5th day of the 5th test and the Ashley Cricket memorial trophy is still up for grabs.
right. no more alcohol for me. sobriety starts NOW
>>152862238send an email to HR about it
was trying a v6 kilterboard climb youtubed it for beta turns out identical climb is v8 on the yank appwhat the fuck is wrong with them
>>152860208lmaoalso only scored 9 less runs than Duckett as well across 2 tests
they call him "boring" bowen
>/auscric/ hours>Cricket discussion>Memes>Lads having a good time>/brit/zoloid hours>Zachy and bouldering>blogposting>Depression
pretty good runs and average by Head and Root
>>152860208>least intelligent no. 3 vs smartest opener
they call him the chase watcher with the flabby arms
Do you guys like the pokemon dewgong
>>152862718ausblowies are the heart of /cric/ and /cric/ basically dies again after today
Applied for a new job in the civil service lads (a promotion), I hope you'll all wish me luck in my endeavour?
>>152862779yh
>>152862799applied for a promotion? i assume its a diagonal move into another team
only in private sector do you just get handed a new made up job
>>152862994Exactly that, yesThey'll probably give it to some disabled LGBTQIA2+ Muslim tranny instead though
>>152861844haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>152863025earlier this week I told my boss im going to do different stuff going forward and he said finetrusts I know whats best for the success of the biz
havent had a single (You) for a full day ladsstarting to feel a bit depressed, not sure i have it in me to post meaningful, witty, or attention grabbing posts anymore
trick is to post questions
whats the weather like for you guys today?
>>152863294Hot
>152863242just be urself
>>152863130using a different email client mate?thats the kind of dynamic thinking that will take you far>>152863242here fuckwit
>>152862718
>>152863253how do i do that?
Not a fan of the new season of captchaWas rather fond of the dice, stars are like when they took the planes out of fortnite
Went outside last night and a brown colored snake came straight at meIt was a bit scary
>>152862793So trueIt was a fun 2 months. Back to /afl/ for me
>>152863438I had stars first, now im on diceseems like they give you easier captchas as your ip/browser gets more trusted >>152863381big promotion from email to trello m8
>>152863519>seems like they give you easier captchas as your ip/browser gets more trustedbased 4chan credit scorei love zion
good morning /cric/
>>152863593Wakey wakey hands off snakey
>>152863556its why Firefox gets the harder captchas too
cricket looms
Good morning to everyone except Queenslanders
>>152863682i am using firefox and i have the die captcha at the momen
another glorious day to wake up as a white australian living in australia
>>152863294Great question, thanks for asking!Hot here!
did someone just say what i think they said?
>>152863702brave gets only one captcha instead of 3, and its a pick 3 not pick 5
>>152863729i only have to do one as wellmaybe stop being so shit with the captcha and you wont have to do it multiple times
Marnus and Head opening the bowling.
marnus reminds me of a young curtly ambrose
>>152863777against bangladesh it is possible but have no clue why you are posting thoughts on that series this far out
Its because you losers are sitting on your computer posting and post under the law of gookmootmore of a cric sovereign citizen myself, posting what I want when I want with a fully operational aeroplane mode and cache clean on mobile, lying in bed soaking up gibs and enjoying true freedom
did ex-players really whinge about marnus bowling? steve waugh used to come on for medium pace bouncer spells all the time and was good at it
*boo's quite racistly*
>>152863818i got banned in this general yesterday for the most innocuous 'off topic' post. i chose to not respect the ban and just am continuing posting instead. just delete the comment next time and don't ban. fucking mongrels.
What's your favourite Australian birdKookaburra for me
England should declare
Always pray for a English wicket to disrupt Jerusalem for giggles
>>152863851pale-headed rosella
>>152863851Magpie; sounds lovely and the local ones don't swoop you if they recognise you and you give them a feed now and then
we'll have a review thanks
>i like it
>>152863851Azure kingfisher or tawney frogmouth
PLUM
>>152863864Also the best footy player Nick Daicos is a magpie
>>152863851the humble black breasted buzzard
smashing into a heightened 5th stump
Desperate review.
we'll have a rooview cheers mate iykwim haha
wish someone would track my balls iykwim
>>152863864Agreed
>>152863851ROSELLAOSELLA
>>152863882Based knower
Convicts up to they're usual mischief.
>>152863900They are
Where's that fuckhead in the thread yesterday who said Carse has been better than Boland this series? Hope you were listening to Isa and Waugh just blow your argument out of the fucking water.
>>152863851magpie mateyou befriend them and theyll keep your lawn clear of bugs and even have a go at snakestheyre all related locally as well so they tell their other mates not to swoop you in swooping season
>>152863905I'll just go out and shoot myself.
>>152863914No need for that mate, you’re a good friend of cric
>>152863874Amazing creatures
>>152863864>>152863913was walking the dogs at 9pm last night when the sun went down and saw all the magpies in the areas sitting near the street lights just farming the insects. was fucking great to see. basically every light had a family of magpies near it feasting.cunts were probably hungry and spent all day in the shade staying cool. truely mans best bird friend desu
>>152863851Willy WagtailStone CurlewCassowary
>>152863938go collingwood btw iykwim haha
called in sick lads
>>152863921arse with the worst average on this list
Teeth are chattering lads got the flu going to have to have the week off. Shame there's basically no decent sport on
>>152863851had a different bird in the yard yesterdaylooked like a brolga except white and had an orange beak, like a long duckanybody know what that was?
>>152863950thanks howie
>>152863947feel better bro
>>152863967np mate. better luck in future
>>152863935I used to cave a couple that lived in a dead tree by my house but I hadn't seen them in a year or two. The nankeen kestrel is another good one from my local prefecture.
got my one on one with my manager at 10:45, should I try and watch the cricket still at the same time
Pretty worried I’ve missed the cutoff date for applying for university this semester for a postgrad I don’t really wanna do
what is that bird that lives in rural nt/outback thats like a crow but its not? runs around in packs and they look feral. remember having a war with them when i was a kid at daly waters pub when my parents were getting pissed
>>152863961This is a heron
>>152863961White heron?
>>152863851Hayden's daughter
>>152863996>>152863997are they ever completely white?
250 frames per second!
>>152863997for me its china white heroin
>>152864007White heron/great egret
>>152864011Based Quake Live enjoyer
>>152864007Yeah. You might’ve seen an albino too
>>152863851Have a beautiful pair of Rosellas in the garden. Love the Magpies song. These fellas hang around work in the summer too.
>>152863990nvm found itapostle birdsthese fellas are fucking cockheads
>>152864024that might be itthe one in my yard was pretty skinny in the back area compared to this though
>>152863938thats mad mate I've done a heap of research on em to look after the ones out the back better>have social gatherings with relos where they practice 'dogfighting' to sharpen their aerial combat skills, often lasting 2 or 3 days >pair off and stay together for life, males that cant find a mate will form a group with other incel magpies >as intelligent and in some cases moreso than crows>remember everyone, will bring bubs down if youre their friend to introduce you to them>males have white neck feathers, females have slightly grey or black flecks and a smaller darker beak >have an extremely complex language primarily using tone>claim areas that are roughly 7 urban properties square>mostly related locally, will follow you even if youre in your car if you are friends to the edge of the local territory>clean themselves with dirt and the sun see em rolling around or if theyre belly up wings out looking dead usually just using the sun to heem mites>will bring you gifts depending on the birdtheres heaps of shit they dont know about em reckon theyre the best
Nu-ball
your first FC century being a 150+ test knock is mental
150 for BethGOD
wp mammi noodle head. 150 is a heroic score
>>152864044away from home as well
>>152864038yeah when they are rolling around on the dirty and dried grass its fucking hilarious.thanks for the magpie facts. fucking great birds. (gay cunt footy team tho)
These new captchas are ruining the 4chan posting experienceCompletely ruins spontaneity when you have to do several fucking IQ puzzles before each post
>>152864062Best footy team
only 39 overs to the new ball
>>152864038always hated these fuckers but they sound grouse tb h
>>152864070you can purchase a 4chan pass sir :^)
>>152864038They also have different regional plumage patterns. I can’t remember exactly https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Magpie-plumage-variants-and-their-distribution-across-the-Australian-continent_fig1_232248336
got some friendly grey butcher birds around heresome of the older ones will perch on me
>>152863519>>152863556>Dual boot>Different cookies on the browsers1 (main): Two captcha puzzles, pick odd one out of 3 slides (shapes) x2. Every second post is no captcha required.2 (rarely used): Three captcha puzzles. Pick x of empty dice (5 slides). Pick y stars with z points (5 slides). Pick odd one out of 3 slides (shapes / dice face). Captcha required every post.It's a pretty good system to stop ban evasion.With the old text system you'd get slightly different looking puzzles (still easy) and be back to normal within a day or so.With this the difference is massive. ~4 seconds vs 15+ per post. At the very least you'd want to save your cookies file and switch back to using that after the ban expired.
that's going over
YEAH BOIZ
we will have a teaview cheerio
Yeah not out that one
CONVICTED
boland is just a poor mans ryan harris
YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DECISION SAR
HISLAN
Ooooooo close
>>152864038I've found female magpies way more trusting of me than males ones too
based zoomer btfoing these memelennial uncs
BENT
SAME OLD AUSSIES
>>152863729i get the easiest ones on firefox. pick one of 3 shapes that different and lots of veri not required
Bethell is going to be a future England captain
reckon they should make a 4chan AI gork equivalent
Why is the stadium so empty?
goodbye to big time sport lads
Can he get 200 before England all ouit?
>>152864084mate you should befriend a pair if theyre near your house, heard both of em going off one day next to my window and went out to see what the fuss was. Was a schizo juvenile brown snake staunching around the yard and the male was swooping it the madlad, chased it away then thanked them with some food.you can get wombaroo magpie mix and you just mix it with mince and a bit of water or you can get mealworms from the pet shop.
>>152864038what can i feed these lads? i know people feed them mince but i seen somewhere it migth be bad for them due to lack of nutrients from bones
>>152864177Thursday. Only people who can take the day off to attend are boomers.Still probably 15,000 people there, so would fill out an English stadium.
>Potts and Tongue bat to a draw
I fear that England are winning the story rn (right now)
>>152864180They dropped the snake in your garden on purpose
>>152864180>mix it with minceThis rots the beak.
>>152864196Are Australians unfamiliar with the concept of annual leave? This is a fucking once-in-a-generation event
world cup this year we are the good guys motherland
>>152864201They usually do win the story, in order to win matches Australia has to rely on underhanded tactics like scoring more runs and taking more wickets.
>>152864180just chuck it a bit of tikka masala
>>152864181>>152864180lol ok cheers ill get some worms. never had a problem with them really but whenever i try to feed the rosellas tehy come down and scare them away, and for some reason a few years ago they used my car as a communal dunny
>>152864213Australia beating England is not once in a generation
>>152864213Annual leave doesn't pay the $1.5m mortgage.
>>152864213not really mate it happens every four years
>>152864214England are never the good guys in anything ever
>>152864210no it doesnt, lack of calcium does. pure mince lacks calcium. mixing with specialised feed thay contains high calcium like wombaroo magpie mix is perfectly fine for them, should have specified lean mince though fatty stuff is bad for their digestive system.
>>152864210this karen believes the old wives tales
>>152864213>semen slurping dead rubber after australia already won at home >once in a genny
Anyone else still on Christmas holidays?
150 lead for englans here and it will be a draw
>>152864233It gets stuck on their beak.
Tests should start on Thursdays ideally
>>152864177We all got the virtual seats to raise money instead
>>152864245yeah 2022 christmas that is
>>152864246there's over 6 hours of cricket still to play today. no chance that will be enough for a draw
>>152864220Go with worms. My parents have a pair of Magpies that regularly come to theirs that they have befriended. Its hilarious to see the Magpies come down and squak for food and actually approach you.Parents got a packet of mealworms that they go crazy for
are all the brits in the barmy army and stuff just mega rich or nepo babies or what?Like I know the currency rate helps out, but I can't imagine taking a month off work, flying around Australia for a month staying in hotels, paying for all the matches, dining out, etc. Seems like it'd be a $40k trip or something all up
>>152864269I think most just come for one or two tests.
STARCGOD
GONE GOTTEM
seriously good knock, impressive young fella. well done mate
DUNNIM THERE!
>Stinking hot yesterday>Put out some water in the saucers from plant pots>Saw some little brown birds using it>Backyard has been a noisy mess of bird chirps ever sinceWhen do I get the magpie chads?
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YOU LEGEND
good knock kiddo
>local crows>scruffy as fuck, feathers falling out, look like shit>throw out random scraps>they now all look healthy, have beautiful shiny plumagedon't feed the bird propaganda is s psyop
REVIEW THAT YOU TALENTED CUTE CUNT
REVIEW THAT ZOOMER
ON YOUR WAYBACK TO THE PAVILION
GOTTEM
cricket is very very niche in the uk it isnt in school season
Fair play to Bethel, fucking good on him. Not looking forward to him rolling us reguarly over the next decade
Get that fucking 4 wheeled clanker off the pitch
>>152864269I did three weeks in Australia for about £3-4k with several internal trips
my old man used to love going to the park near our house to feed the magpies while he was going through a messy divorce, used to get yelled at by annoying karens but didnt deter him
Kek anyone on Kayo see that ad?
>>152864307Really hoping we can find a generational bowler to counter him
>>152864269Always has been. It's also why the Australian support tour group are all retired boomers.The soccer world cup is also on later in the year. Lots of people will head over for that as well.
Starc would never get me out because I'd just leave the ball
>>152864316He's averaged 80 this test and they are still going to lose by 5+ wickets.
>>152864314which one
>>152864324Stand up to hate
>>152864307didn't rory burns score runs against us last time? there's always some random that does good against >us and then has been yeeted from existence by the nest ashes
>>152864307he'll be the next JP Duminy or Jacques Rudolph
first genuinely impressive knock by England against >us since Stokes at Headingley
Can't see these two plodders getting more than 10 runs. Off for a shower, expect Australia to be batting by the time I'm back.
>>152864316I reckon we'll be okay; we'll fluke it and have some magical cunt like Boland just come out of state comp
>>152864320Would love to go to a world cup one day but definitely dont intent to set foot in the USA any time soon. Not that they'd let me in at this point i dont think
>we wont even see a full day of cricket:|
>MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL>GOLF>250FPS
>>152864313>used to get yelled at by annoying karens but didnt deter himEnough about his reasons for getting out of the house.
GAMES GONE FOR ME LADS
>>152864336Cunt was like 32 and washed; Bethel is 22 and likely to only improve.>>152864337Based Saffir Supremacy
pooview?
Graham Smith running between the wickets looked like a truck driving down the pitch.
What are the numbers on Potts' tricep tattoo?
>>152864370blood type
Smudge desperate to bat lol
>>152864370his bowling avg
the bronx appeal doesn't really work when they went to the length of burning a review on it
big turnout for usmans final testvery popular player
Stokes didn't shake Bethell's hand. Absolute dog
fishbowl
Is that three rooviews on Boland?
>>15286438636 degrees in Sydney today
>>152864313why were they yelling at him
boland just lost the story
chicken "kyiv" sangas at the changeover
>Boland bowling 30cm behind the lineIs this normal for him?
>>152864386theyre all at the golfy
England have the possies on the run.
>>152864397wasn't wearing his mask
>>152864395sure thing mohammad. would break crowd records if it was CumGOD or any other actual australian retiring.
*mutes tv*
during this test i have drank>48 beers >bottle of beam >half bottle of tequila >bottle of wine
I really don't get why they wasted that last review
Leave this pie chucker's balls and he can't get you out
>trying to bounce out tongue with a new ballembarrassing
the has been the best attended ashes ive ever seeni dont know what happened the pre ashes narrativemaybe the england india series i dont know
>>152864425>>152864425>>152864425
fucking hell McGrath is thirsty for more money for his slush fundsounds so desperate
>>152864420Chance to get the tail out then and there. Wouldn't suffer too much if they were wrong.
>>152864433they're going to take his legs
>>152864419Crisp
